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00:01Amanda's pregnant. She's gonna dub Dave and move to Singapore. You need to tell him.
00:07Destroy the fucking bitch.
00:23Jesus.
00:28What do you mean?
00:30Do you think someone needs to know if their girlfriend's pregnant?
00:34Can I just get like a broker?
00:36Do you think Dave needs to know she's planning to dump him and take the kid to Singapore?
00:44What's going on?
00:46What do you mean, what's going on?
00:48The bitch is pregnant, what do you think is fucking going on?
00:50Casual. Yeah, she said it was casual.
00:54Can I just take this?
00:56She had some ex that died and she said Dave is just a casual relationship.
01:01He's her best friend.
01:03Okay, just stop shouting.
01:05You need to find him at work today and tell him the bitch is using him.
01:20Have you had some of this?
01:25Ibuprofen?
01:26Yeah.
01:28I took paracetamol off.
01:31I haven't touched the sides.
01:58I'm working near his office today.
02:01I'll take him a coffee, face it, head on.
02:06I've had his phone charger in my van for ages.
02:09I'll use that as an excuse for why I'm there.
02:12I'll take him one of his bush coffees.
02:14Oh, yeah, nice.
02:14And then I'll have a big chat.
02:18Take it all out, man to man.
02:20I'll tell him she's using him and he's not actually going to Singapore.
02:27He makes, he'll be fine.
02:29He needs to know.
02:37So, she came out and just told you she was pregnant.
02:41Did she get a chance to talk about you?
02:45You?
02:54She wants us to hang out at Matt's wedding.
03:04What, are you going to do your hair together?
03:06I hope so, yeah.
03:08Wait to wear nails.
03:11Girly.
03:12You enjoy that.
03:14Yeah, I'll be hiding in the room.
03:19I think I hate her.
03:22I should have seen her sitting there.
03:25Jog basically all the food.
03:28Oh, Jesus.
03:29Shoving it in her mouth with her stupid hands.
03:31I think I actually hate her.
03:44Never used to hate anyone.
03:56Never used to hate anyone.
03:59Because they say they can't compete with you.
04:03And you stop the day with a little syllable.
04:07Left unfinished.
04:11Left unfinished.
04:15When you move to kiss me.
04:22Now each one bursts like a volcano.
04:27Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
04:36A grander, keyboard and a microphone.
04:40Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
05:06No, I was finishing up down the road.
05:08I thought you could probably do one.
05:10It's a bit late.
05:12Really?
05:13You're saying coffee don't keep me awake.
05:15No, I'm saying.
05:16You're saying that you're the only person in the universe.
05:18I'm saying I can't drink coffee at 4.30pm.
05:20You're hilarious.
05:23Have a good one.
05:25So, how's the man have been?
05:27All good?
05:28Singapore?
05:31What are you doing?
05:34What are you doing, mate?
05:36Singapore, Singapore.
05:38Singapore, Singapore.
05:39Yeah, you're all like, oh my God, Singapore.
05:43No, it's hilarious, mate.
05:45You're all like, Singapore this, Singapore that.
05:47I'm leaving.
05:48I'm selling it down.
05:49Get over it.
05:50What do you keep going on about it for?
05:52Are you jealous?
05:56Yeah, yeah, really jealous.
06:01So she's going around telling me, and I hardly know her, telling me she's pregnant, and she
06:06hasn't told her father.
06:10Amanda, rack of lamb.
06:13She ordered champagne and a rack of lamb and made her split the bill.
06:18She applied for a job in Singapore.
06:20Okay, I'm back.
06:21Sorry about that.
06:22That's okay.
06:22We're still here.
06:23Sometimes I wonder which one of us is the owner and which one of us is the pet.
06:29You good to start the meeting?
06:32Yep.
06:34Okay.
06:36Sorry, I couldn't make it in this morning.
06:37There he is.
06:44You're the one following me, mate.
06:49I'm so joking.
06:51How are you?
06:51Oh, okay.
06:52Ready for a weekend of Mayhem?
06:54Every weekend's a weekend of Mayhem, don't you know what I mean?
06:58We're here for the wedding.
07:00We've got a lot of you in today.
07:02Promise not to be too rowdy.
07:04Easy problem.
07:05We're the groomsmen, so it's our duty to get absolutely shit-faced, isn't it?
07:08Oh, groomsmen.
07:09She didn't make it to best man.
07:11He likes you, but not quite enough.
07:14LAUGHTER
07:15LAUGHTER
07:16LAUGHTER
07:17LAUGHTER
07:17LAUGHTER
07:18LAUGHTER
07:19LAUGHTER
07:20LAUGHTER
07:21LAUGHTER
07:21LAUGHTER
07:22LAUGHTER
07:27LAUGHTER
07:29LAUGHTER
07:57You said that the car was empty.
07:59I said the boot was empty.
08:07There's a difference between a car and a boot.
08:10It's so basic.
08:17I mean, seriously, that's, like, so bosom.
08:34Hey.
08:35Hey.
08:37Hey.
08:38Yeah.
08:39Yes.
08:39They've left my laptop in the car.
08:43Uh-oh.
08:54How's Lisa?
08:57Uh, busy.
08:59Oh, God.
09:01Yeah.
09:13Congratulations on your promotion.
09:25Yeah, no, uh, Dave mentioned it.
09:27Head on it.
09:28In Singapore.
09:30Yes.
09:31Wow.
09:35Are you heading out, or?
09:37Yes.
09:38Yeah, uh, chewing gum.
09:41I like to keep a packet on me, but what's pulled me out of my pocket?
09:49Yeah, uh, Dave mentioned you're still working through the practicalities in Singapore?
09:55Yeah, there's a lot to think about.
09:57So excited.
09:58But, uh, the two of you moving to Singapore?
10:02Yeah.
10:03Yeah.
10:05Yeah.
10:05He's really excited.
10:06He's telling everyone.
10:09Yeah, no, in his head, he's, like, he's definitely going there, which would be great for him.
10:17Um, but I suppose there's any chance he might not be going there.
10:23I know what you're doing.
10:25What?
10:25What am I doing?
10:26What do you mean, what are you doing?
10:30What's all this bullshit about the chewing gum?
10:34You followed me out of my room.
10:37I genuinely lost my chewing gum.
10:39Yeah.
10:40Fuck off.
10:42I know that Lisa's told you.
10:44You manipulate her, I can see the sadness in her eyes.
10:47So go and tell Dave that I'm going to Singapore without him telling him I'm pregnant, please.
10:51You'd save me a load of hassle.
10:53Honestly, I wasn't-
10:54Have some fucking bollocks, yeah?
10:57You're all fucking full of yourself, aren't you?
11:00And your jokes, which actually aren't anything any normal person would find funny.
11:04And you fucking stand there, waving your stupid dick around,
11:07but men like you are fucking terrified of telling the fucking truth.
11:15He actually said that?
11:17Yep.
11:20God, that's so funny.
11:22He said I was excited about moving to Singapore.
11:26When?
11:28Literally just now.
11:31Why would he say that?
11:33I haven't said a thing to him about Singapore.
11:35Promise.
11:35Hand on heart.
11:36I'm a dad's life.
11:51What was it?
11:52I was down the side of the driver's seat side bit.
12:00I was just following it in your pocket.
12:02Hm.
12:05Ah!
12:06Sir, I have to go back.
12:07You can try my best.
12:09Four more times.
12:12Shhh.
12:13Shhh.
12:15Shhh.
12:16Shhh.
12:17Shhh.
12:17Shhh.
12:17Shhh.
12:18Shhh.
12:20Shhh.
12:23Shhh.
12:25Shhh.
12:27Shhh.
12:28Shhh.
12:29Shhh.
12:32Shhh.
12:35Shhh.
12:35Got a better one?
12:37Probably.
12:38What would you do?
12:39Is holding them in your hand?
12:40But I wouldn't be laying them all out on the table.
12:42Really?
12:43Yeah.
12:44There's like 100 of them?
12:46Yeah!
12:46There's 85.
12:48Ok.
12:49Whatever, there's like…
12:50There's a difference between 85 and 100.
12:52I think even you can work that out.
12:55These are the favours
12:58Great.
12:58Thanks, mate.
12:59Just need one on each seat.
13:01Great.
13:01Good luck.
13:04Interesting strategy, laying them all out on the table.
13:06What's that?
13:08Interesting strategy.
13:09He's just laying all the names out.
13:11He was going to do it from his end.
13:13I think you guys just need to get a room.
13:16Clearly, yeah.
13:18He'd love that.
13:19He should be so lucky.
13:20I'll give him a shock, I tell you.
13:22I'll give him a shock.
13:22Best night of his life.
13:37Hey, hey there.
13:39Isn't it nice?
13:40Yeah.
13:44Dave, ate all three biscuits.
13:46I was like, I wouldn't be needing them.
13:49You can also have a lot of biscuits when you're pregnant.
13:51I don't know if you saw my WhatsApps.
13:55No, I was saying, just give me a text when you're done with work.
13:58Oh, nearly done.
13:59I'll come over.
14:01I don't mind sitting in the wedding.
14:02Oh.
14:04So much to do.
14:06Oh, God.
14:08I better get back to her, actually.
14:11Yeah.
14:12No, yeah.
14:13No, I'll see you in a bit, though.
14:14See you in a bit.
14:39So should we just do the favours as we go?
14:42Uh, do it at the end, all at once?
14:47Yeah.
14:49I don't mind.
14:51I just remember at our wedding, we...
14:54Oh, well, have you hit your wedding?
15:07Sorry, mate.
15:08All good.
15:09I just find it funny.
15:12That one?
15:13Yeah.
15:20No, wedding's not even, like...
15:23It's man.
15:25I'm not being rude, but...
15:27I'm just, like, wedding?
15:30Really?
15:32Yeah.
15:33Not for me.
15:39I just think when you've had a kid, like I have,
15:42you reach a sort of emotional maturity.
15:46You understand, like, death.
15:52It's like me and Amanda.
15:54Yeah.
15:55What we have is so profound.
15:59It's frightening.
16:00It's bigger than a wedding.
16:05I just, I think you live in this quite shallow world.
16:09But that will change if you ever have the guts to become a dad.
16:17No offence.
16:22I'm so offended.
16:25I'm so offended.
16:25Look at me.
16:26I'm so offended.
16:38Wedding's just so beautiful.
16:40Totally.
16:40And meaningful.
16:41And they give you a candle.
16:43You can't just assume everyone has a man for peace.
16:46Yes.
16:47Oh, my God.
16:48That's...
16:49Yeah.
16:50Weird.
16:51That's exactly what I'd say.
16:53Is it?
16:54Yeah.
16:56I don't want to start the rehearsal.
16:59Yeah.
16:59Thanks.
17:07Why do they need to rehearse?
17:09Yes.
17:10God.
17:11Well, exactly.
17:12It's just so fucking sanitised.
17:15Yes.
17:16I can't stand that.
17:18Yeah.
17:19The sanitisation of the, like, the global West.
17:31And the lake.
17:48We're not having sex.
18:22You've got all the chocolates, yeah?
18:33You've got all the chocolates?
18:40Oh no!
18:41What's happened to your chocolates?
18:46Hello?
18:48Hello?
18:52Oh no! Look!
18:54Quick!
18:54Oh no!
18:57Who's got all the chocolates now, eh?
18:59Hello?
19:06Any babies?
19:08Oh.
19:10There's a higher chair.
19:12It's on the other side of the room.
19:13Someone will make us hold it.
19:15Yeah, yeah, cool style.
19:20I've had a manned around.
19:24Nice.
19:26Yeah, but she couldn't stay because I'm so busy with work.
19:30And you had to die off.
19:32I know, right?
19:36I was Dave.
19:40She's pregnant.
19:42Ah...
19:42Yeah, I'm good.
19:46And he has no idea she's pregnant?
19:50What does that mean?
19:52He does know, or he doesn't know?
19:54Eh, he does know.
19:55Sorry.
19:56So he still thinks he's moving to Singapore?
20:04You should tell him tonight in front of her.
20:08I'd love to see the look on her stupid fucking face.
20:18I'm allowed to hate the bitch.
20:23Lovely.
20:36Here they are.
20:39Hey, how are you?
20:41How are you?
20:42Yeah, we've had a bit of a disaster with the flowers.
20:46Oh, gosh.
20:47Yeah, so I'm...
20:48Oh, it's just flowers.
20:50It's just flowers.
20:51Just flowers.
20:54Get nervous.
20:55Nervous.
20:56Nervous.
20:57She said she was nervous.
20:58I was just talking about the flowers.
21:00I'll be nervous in marrying you tomorrow.
21:03Can you guys be nervous if you're marrying him?
21:19I can get this.
21:20I can get it.
21:21You mad?
21:22Come on.
21:23No, I'm just back to water.
21:24I'll buy you a drink.
21:26Why?
21:27Because I want to get my mate a drink.
21:29Maybe.
21:40They're like, why aren't you drinking?
21:43It's the worst, literally the worst thing.
21:46I've been pregnant.
21:46Well, you do.
21:47It's a lot of million chocolate.
21:55No, no, no.
21:55I just made me say that he's popping outside for a bit.
21:57Have a nice little chat.
21:59You want to have a chat?
22:03We like having chats.
22:06Keep it decent, boys.
22:07Keep it decent.
22:08He wants to have a chat.
22:09You want to have a chat?
22:10What do you want to chat about?
22:11He wants to talk about his feelings.
22:12A little chat about his feelings.
22:14I don't know.
22:14There is.
22:30Where are we sitting?
22:33Well, good to see you.
22:35I see you.
22:36You're amazing.
22:44You're there.
22:46Oh, great. Thanks.
22:48Yeah, we're splitting up the couples.
22:51Oh, that's right.
23:24I don't know if you've noticed, but your wife's not here.
23:44You're failing her.
23:47It might be that you don't notice because you're a man.
23:49You don't do empathy.
23:53But I'd like to point out that you maybe, perhaps,
23:59as a husband, have a role to play in helping her.
24:03I wonder if you took life a bit more seriously.
24:05I mean, if that's something that you're not incapable of,
24:09you didn't just reduce everything to your pointless fucking banter.
24:12If you actually said anything that means anything,
24:14it was all just fucking noise.
24:15Oh, hey.
24:17Oh, here she is.
24:18Where am I sitting?
24:20Here, I was splitting up the couples.
24:22Right here, next to me.
24:24We can make a plan for tomorrow.
24:34You OK?
24:37Oh, is it not OK?
24:39Are you asking me if I'm OK?
24:41In what world would I be OK?
24:51Take me to Singapore.
24:55Yes, it is.
24:56I'm OK.
25:00You're going to meet my dad tomorrow.
25:01I'd love to tell him that we're moving to Singapore.
25:09Take me to Singapore.
25:12Come on.
25:14I love you.
25:15What the fuck?
25:17Look at me.
25:17I'm crying.
25:19You're not crying.
25:52All right, how much? Good journey. Yeah, not bad. How are you, mate? Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
26:05Dad's still here. Yeah, well, good. Something, isn't it? It is, yeah.
26:14I'm looking forward to meeting this girlfriend of yours. Absolutely.
26:18Is she awake yet? Or is she still exhausted from all the fucking?
26:29Oh, you're all right, boy. Here he is.
26:34Oh, mate, good to see you. Thank you.
26:38Hey, you look amazing. Thank you. So do you.
26:43Oh, I don't want to feel terrible. I mean, I don't have a bunk,
26:46I'm only like 13 weeks to, but I just feel so full inside.
26:52Just let me get my, yeah, of course. One minute.
27:24I'll see you down there. Sorry.
27:26Sorry. No worries.
27:45There he is.
27:46Hi, Ralph. The legend. Hi.
27:49Oh, mate. Oh, look at you in your fancy gear. He's all dressed up, isn't he?
27:54Some for you, Ralph, mate. Some for you.
27:56Are they for me and all?
27:58Oh, yeah, yeah. Got you some little flowers, mate.
28:00Oh, wouldn't surprise me, Ralph.
28:00I got you some chocolate.
28:02You would, wouldn't you?
28:03Hey, I can believe that. That is highly likely.
28:07Oh, flowers, chocolate.
28:09Oh, my goodness.
28:13Oh, my goodness.
28:14Oh, my goodness.
28:15Oh, my goodness.
28:15I've got one question, right?
28:16It's crazy that you lot to wear the lights.
28:18They love it.
28:19They love it.
28:20They love it.
28:20I can't even look myself.
28:21They love it.
28:22How do you like a kicker?
28:24Oh, it's the other.
28:24I'll check them with the other one.
29:01I'll check them off.
29:02I'll check them off.
29:07Something is at 불raising point,
29:16Oh, God.
29:51I don't know.
30:09Hi.
30:16Amanda? Come in here.
30:20I don't know what this means, okay?
30:25Let's just focus on the facts.
30:33Sometimes, bleeding can be a natural part of a pregnancy.
30:41Oh, hey, come on.
30:44Come on.
30:55Do you want me to get Dave?
30:59Oh, here he is.
31:01Okay.
31:08Just put...
31:14Just put hay or grapes.
31:18I've had a really start with, um, keep it breezy.
31:23I have a really bad migraine.
31:26Then put something like...
31:29Uh, Lisa's looking after me.
31:30Oh, God.
31:40Two...
31:41Three...
31:42One...
31:44Two...
31:45Three...
31:47One...
31:48Three...
31:48Two...
31:50Three...
31:51Ten...
31:52Ten...
31:53Ten...
31:54Ten...
31:54Nice and calm.
31:56There you are.
31:57She's having a fucking miscarriage.
32:00She's ha...
32:01Can you hear me?
32:03Stephen?
32:05She's having...
32:07A fucking...
32:08How is it?
32:15It's blood.
32:18Is it, uh, dark blood?
32:20Is it light?
32:21Is it...
32:23Patches?
32:24Spotting?
32:25Any lumps?
32:27It's kind of, um...
32:31I think it's quite a lot, though.
32:36And that can be normal.
32:39Yes.
32:40Just...
32:40Tons of it.
32:41She's having a...
32:44Oh, my God.
32:45And you date a birth.
32:4617th of February, 1983.
32:49I'll...
32:49I'll wait in here.
32:52Are you sure?
32:54Yeah, don't worry.
32:58Oh, you...
32:58You could come in.
33:00It's quite private.
33:02I don't mind.
33:03Okay.
33:04But it's...
33:05Sometimes these things, they can be, like...
33:09There might be something bad.
33:11Yeah.
33:12No.
33:14Yeah, I'll come in.
33:15Of course.
33:16Do you want to come in and shut the door?
33:20Thank you for seeing me.
33:22Oh, it's no problem, my lovely.
33:28So, you've had a bit of bleeding?
33:30Quite a lot of bleeding, yeah.
33:32Okay.
33:32And you are...
33:3313 weeks, two days.
33:3413 weeks, two days.
33:36Okay.
33:36And everything was okay with the 12-week scan?
33:38Uh, yeah.
33:40Yes, yeah.
33:40All normal.
33:41Okay.
33:42Then, what do you want to do about your lovely dress?
33:46I'll need to get your tummy.
33:47So, we can roll it up.
33:48Oh, there's a gown.
33:49Gown?
33:50Yeah.
33:50Yeah, might be easier.
33:53You want to pop behind the curtain?
33:55Okay.
33:57Are you sure you don't want me to...
34:02Yeah.
34:03Now, whatever you need, yeah.
34:04Sorry.
34:05No.
34:06Okay.
34:09Yeah.
34:45You've been somewhere nice.
34:49Oh, we were at a wedding.
34:51Oh, lovely.
34:52Yeah.
34:52How was the weather?
34:54Nice, yeah.
34:56Kind of lose track of the day, innit?
34:57Mm-hmm.
35:06You can pop yourself on the bed.
35:11You okay?
35:12Yeah.
35:15Oh, sorry.
35:16No.
35:18Yeah.
35:20If it's okay, I'll have a look and check and see what's going on.
35:23It might take me a little while, but when I have everything I need, I'll let you know what I
35:27can see.
35:28Is that okay?
35:29Yes.
35:36Ready for me to start?
35:37Yeah.
35:38Yes, please.
36:00This will be a bit cold.
36:11Okay.
36:12Let's have a little look.
36:25You can get yourself back to the wedding now.
36:27We've missed the ceremony.
36:28You can't even go back and have a drink.
36:30Right.
36:31Hey.
36:31Oh, she's at a wedding.
36:32She can't get drunk.
36:33Oh, don't torture.
36:34Don't do it to yourself.
36:37So, we're all good?
36:38Massive overreaction.
36:40No.
36:40As usual.
36:41Well, they'll probably want to do your bloods anyway.
36:43Just for fun.
36:44You have a really strange idea of fun.
36:52I started crying.
36:54Good night.
36:58We all did.
37:00You were really blood-brained.
37:01It's a magical moment.
37:03Such a relief.
37:04You know, these stories about people like going for the scanner and the baby's dead inside.
37:09Yeah.
37:10I've seen some really terrible stories.
37:13You'd think they'd know, right?
37:17Like, you'd think they'd...
37:19I mean, that it was dead.
37:20You'd think they'd know.
37:22I don't see how they couldn't know.
37:24But they said it's fairly normal, bleeding.
37:27I bled a lot through my first pregnancy.
37:28I'm going to get a drink.
37:29Can I get you?
37:32Are you all right to come in with me?
37:34I'm terrible with needles.
37:35Of course.
37:36I'm just going to hop to the machine.
37:38Thanks.
37:40So you have me?
37:42Yeah.
37:53I'm sorry.
37:55Oh, I'm sorry.
37:57Oh, I'm sorry.
37:59Oh, I'm sorry.
38:48She was just popping to get a drink.
38:52Sorry, erm...
39:11I'm not doing it!
39:13I'm not doing it!
39:20I'm not doing it!
39:33All good, mate?
39:35All good, all good.
39:37That's what I like to hear.
39:42You want to get yourself in the dance floor?
39:44That dance floor couldn't take me.
39:45Nothing can take me, mate. I'll tear the world up.
39:48She hear you?
39:51The mysterious migraine.
39:53Yes.
39:55She vanishes into thin air.
39:59That's hilarious, Dad.
40:00No, it's all good.
40:01You'll meet her at breakfast.
40:02Of course I will.
40:03That's amazing.
40:05Breakfast.
40:08It's brilliant.
40:09I love it, Dad.
40:10I love it.
40:10He loves it.
40:12Of course he don't fucking love it.
40:36We never had our chat.
40:39You're getting, like...
40:41Getting a bit close, mate.
40:42You're getting a bit sexy.
40:43Yeah.
40:45I'm getting sexy.
40:46You're getting desperate, mate.
40:48Lisa not, like...
40:49What?
40:50Standing all close and shit.
40:53Just talking.
40:54Well, you can talk from over there.
40:55That's where I want.
40:57Alright.
40:57You don't need to get, like...
40:58No, no, no.
40:58I'm not getting, like, anything.
40:59Lisa not giving you enough, mate.
41:01Yeah.
41:02Yeah.
41:02I'd have to be desperate.
41:04Sounds like you are.
41:09No.
41:11They had a good night out last week, the girls.
41:13Sure.
41:14Like, yeah, no.
41:16Right.
41:17Yeah.
41:17He's burning.
41:18Oh, yeah.
41:19No doubt about it, mate.
41:19Yeah.
41:21I bet you've got a roast in here.
41:23Always.
41:30No, I just wanted to have a chat, really.
41:34About Amanda.
41:36What are you doing?
41:39You're all just like, I just wanted to have a chat, really.
41:42Why do you need to say really?
41:47You're worried about me.
41:49Okay.
41:54Right.
41:55Hmm.
41:56That's interesting.
41:57Oh, great.
41:58No, you're worried about me.
42:01Thanks, mate.
42:01Yeah, I appreciate that.
42:03I find out hilarious.
42:04That's it.
42:05I just...
42:06I find out...
42:07Yeah.
42:07Yeah.
42:08No, that's excellent.
42:09You're worried about me.
42:10Very good.
42:11Well done.
42:11Brilliant.
42:14I mean, do I need to have a chat, really, about Lisa?
42:18Hmm?
42:19Do I?
42:21Do I go on about how she's fucking miserable all the time and acts like she doesn't like me anymore?
42:28Do I?
42:29Hmm?
42:29No, I don't.
42:30Because I'm not a prick.
42:32Ha!
42:35Hilarious.
42:35Why do you need to say really?
42:41That is kind of new perspective.
42:43A gay perspective?
42:45Ha!
42:46You got something you want to tell me?
42:48Ha!
42:49Uh, I...
42:51I think you and me are both in a bit of a new place.
42:54Well, it sounds like you're in a homosexual place.
42:56Hilarious.
42:58Me and Lisa have had a bit of trouble having a baby and...
43:01You can't get her pregnant?
43:04Well, not...
43:05You can get her pregnant or you can't get her pregnant, which is it?
43:10Because you're all like...
43:11I want to talk to you about Amanda.
43:13You're all like, fucking...
43:15Look at me.
43:17I'm married like a fucking prick.
43:20But actually, it's all just deflection, isn't it?
43:23It's so interesting.
43:24It's such an interesting example of human behaviour.
43:28Well, it's...
43:28It's sad, actually.
43:29It's really sad.
43:31You're a failure and you...
43:32You can't even face it.
43:34I mean...
43:36God, it must be mortifying.
43:37Your sperm count's fucking negatory.
43:38I mean, I bet Lisa's furious.
43:41No wonder she's so quiet.
43:42She's dumbstruck.
43:43She can't believe what she's married.
43:44No wonder you want to go on about Amanda all the time.
43:46I mean...
43:47I feel bad for you.
43:49It's embarrassing.
43:50You...
43:50Is there anything actually in your bollocks?
43:52Or is it...
43:52Is it just air?
43:54You're just jizzing air into your poor wife?
43:55Oh, no, man.
43:59Sorry.
44:00That is...
44:01Tragic.
44:02Okay?
44:03I can see that that's tragic.
44:05But you...
44:06Don't...
44:07Go around...
44:08Taking it out on...
44:09On me and Amanda.
44:10Just cause you're fucking...
44:12Jealous.
44:23I think you need to prepare yourself.
44:25You're not actually moving to Singapore.
44:31Why are you so desperate to go?
44:33There's such a...
44:33Why do you think I'm desperate to go?
44:37What, you think I want to sit around there for another 20 years
44:41It's with you in my fucking ear.
44:43Mate.
44:44You have no idea how patient I am with you.
44:47Well, I've had enough, mate.
44:49I've had enough.
44:50I can't wait.
44:51I cannot wait.
44:52To get to Singapore and be away from you and your barren fucking wife.
44:57You thick fucking useless fucking failure.
45:15Have a good one, yeah?
45:17Mate, mate.
45:17Are you actually fucking doing this?
45:18Are you actually fucking doing this?
45:25I don't think you're going to...
45:31Not bad.
45:37If you are just a little bit off, please.
45:38It's not that bad.
45:38I can't wait.
45:38I can't wait.
45:41I can't wait.
45:41No, no, no...
45:45I can't wait.
45:46I can't wait.
45:47I can't wait.
45:47When I'm just...
45:48Well, I can't wait.
46:15It's great, yeah.
46:18It'll be a nice chat.
46:20Did you mention Amanda or Singapore?
46:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:36Morning.
46:37Morning.
46:41How's night this morning?
46:43I don't know.
46:45Shall I meet you at the car?
46:47Yeah.
46:48You left me.
46:50I was worried about you.
46:53Mightn't you tell me where you were going?
46:57I didn't want to.
47:00Have you got the keys?
47:08Have you seen Dave?
47:09Oh, God.
47:10Did he have a late one?
47:12Someone's been a naughty boy.
47:21I think you and me, we're different.
47:25Like, with respect.
47:27Ages.
47:28Yeah, but ages are constructs.
47:30Oh, totally.
47:32Oh, totally.
47:33It's a capitalist life.
47:34It's a way of getting you to like...
47:37Yeah.
47:38Yeah.
47:39Hmm.
47:39Hmm.
47:42I mean, these people that go on about age.
47:45Yeah.
47:45It's just...
47:46It's another way to confine people.
47:48Hmm.
47:51That's just the sort of thing I'd say.
47:53Nice.
47:55Yeah.
47:58It's weird, Al.
48:00It's so weird.
48:01Hmm.
48:05That's...
48:11Yeah.
48:24That's so weird.
48:25It's so weird.
48:25I haven't talked about this video, but it was so weird.
48:25I love it.
48:26I love it.
48:26Let's go.
49:04So
49:50We're so alone.
49:56No one understands what we're going through.
50:06So we need to find some way of speaking about this stuff and not just...
50:14We use words but we're not speaking.
50:22We'll end up like your parents doing chit chat and laughing about nothing.
50:36If I don't have you, what do I have?
50:49I need you to talk to me and say, like...
50:58Anything, anything you need to say because I know you've got a lot of stuff going on in there and
51:04I can see it's hurting you.
51:07But you're just waiting for it to go away and it's not going anywhere.
51:13It won't just disappear.
51:17It'll sit there and rot.
51:23Those words will sit there and rot our entire marriage unless we say them.
51:34What do you want me to say?
51:43It's literally the worst thing you have.
51:59You're such a fucking break sometimes.
52:01My dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you
52:08When you start the day with a little syllable
52:15Left unfinished
52:20When you move to kiss me
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