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The Young Offenders (2016) Season 5 Episode 1
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00:08I bet you're wondering what we've been up to.
00:11Well, in some ways, things are not much different than they ever were.
00:15Frats!
00:16That's not very civic-minded.
00:19Have a little pride in your city, you bawly pricks.
00:27In other ways, and I'll do my best not to exaggerate, but things are completely fucking minted.
00:37I can't, will you pull yourself together, by seriously?
00:41Why are Jock and me dressed as two gorgeous pears?
00:45Let me explain.
00:46You may recall that Jock got arrested in a Colombian airport because the South American guard didn't like his dress
00:51sense.
00:53It turns out Colombian prisons aren't as nice as they make out in the prison brochures.
00:59But after four years of being kicked in the ball 23 hours a day, Jock managed to swing himself a
01:04job in the prison kitchen.
01:06And that's where his luck changed.
01:08Jock had a natural flair for making impamadas, impanadas, impamadas, whatever the fuck they're called.
01:14And the whole prison ended up loving him.
01:18And Jock's luck didn't end there.
01:19The prison guards all got stoned one day and, well, they left the gate open.
01:26Jock didn't realise that he only had three days left in his five-year sentence.
01:30Jock always was a lucky bastard.
01:33Well, that is apart from the 23 hours a day being kicked in the balls.
01:36And his dead man.
01:37And his alcoholic prick of an old fella.
01:39But apart from that, Jock is pretty much the luckiest fella in the universe.
01:44As soon as he was in the clear, Jock did the one thing any sane man would do.
01:48He found a barber's and got himself a normal bazaar.
01:51After that, Jock trekked his way through the Colombian jungle for three long days.
01:58Until he realised he'd been going around in circles and the prison was only 20 minutes from the course.
02:03When he got to the port, he stowed away on a ship heading to Ireland.
02:08On the boat, Jock met another stowaway who agreed to let Jock borrow his phone.
02:12In return for something that Jock never wants to speak about ever again.
02:21I was at home making myself useful when I got a call.
02:29Coyne, Coyne, Coyne, Coyne.
02:31Boy, he's Jock.
02:32Jock!
02:33Listen, boy, I'm after escaping, okay?
02:35I'm somewhere along the Colombian-Irish Sea or something, okay?
02:38But you have to meet me on the coast.
02:40So I dropped what I was doing and legged it to the coast.
02:45I was sitting around waiting there all day.
02:50No sign of Jock.
02:53Not there.
02:55There.
02:55But then, Jock.
02:57Jock!
02:58Boy, boy!
02:59There he was.
03:02His swimming had gotten much better.
03:04He must have been getting lessons in the Colombian jade.
03:06Jock, boy!
03:07Jock!
03:08I miss you, boy!
03:09I miss you!
03:10Me and Jock are hard men, so we don't show too much emotion.
03:13You're looking kind of it.
03:14Boy, you haven't aged this day.
03:16I got you a gift.
03:17You got me a gift?
03:19That's him.
03:20Chipster.
03:20Marie, you know, we can actually get these in century now.
03:25Yeah, that's it, boy.
03:27Boy, did you swim all the way here?
03:28No, boy, I got a lift.
03:29I got a lift?
03:30You know what I'm showing me, boy.
03:32Boy, you're jumping off the ball, you little shit.
03:34Stop, boy!
03:34Stop, boy!
03:36Stop, boy!
03:38Stop, boy!
03:38Stop, boy!
03:39Stop, boy!
03:39Stop, boy!
03:39Stop, boy!
03:40Stop, boy!
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04:10What?
04:15Let's go down. Why was the guards riding up?
04:17Why was no time for a medicine hour, eh?
04:19When it comes to getaways on bicycles,
04:22myself and Jack are the undisputed experts.
04:27We might be a bit rusty.
04:30We're stuck, we're stuck, we're stuck.
04:32Come on, get off, get off.
04:34Right, we go over here and we figure out where...
04:36where the next...
04:39What's wrong with you?
04:41What's wrong with you?
04:42What's wrong with you?
04:43Yeah.
04:43Look at me, what's wrong with you?
04:45Coyne.
04:47What?
04:48Coyne, will you pull yourself together, boy?
04:50Crying away there, like...
04:51This is supposed to be the happiest day of our lives.
04:53Like, I'm back.
04:54I'm crying because it is the happiest day of my life.
04:57What?
04:57I think I'm just overwhelmed with emotions, Blake.
05:00I...
05:01My best friend is in the whole world
05:03and I haven't seen you in years.
05:05But I missed you too, boy.
05:07Oh, my only best friend in the world, boy.
05:10Oh, I missed you, like.
05:12Okay.
05:13Here, boy.
05:13Now we're going to go back home into Cork now, okay?
05:16And we're going to show them that nothing,
05:19absolutely nothing has changed.
05:21Connor and Jock are back.
05:22Ha-ha!
05:22Yes, mate.
05:25Nothing has changed.
05:26I needed to tell Jock that lots of things have changed.
05:29The thing is, Jock, like...
05:31Lots of things have changed, but...
05:33I'm not a bad boy anymore, like.
05:35I need to grow up and become a man.
05:38I've changed.
05:39You've changed.
05:40Why, I was in prison in Colombia.
05:41Do you not think I've changed?
05:43I learned that you can't trust anyone but yourself
05:45and if you want to be rich and successful in this life,
05:48you've got to cheat and manipulate the system.
05:50And I learned the Spanish word for toilet paper.
05:53I approve it.
05:54Paper, hygienic.
05:57Spanish word for toilet paper.
05:58Shit.
06:00Why, the only way for people like us to make it in this life, boy,
06:03is to be criminals like we always were.
06:05Where's your sense of adventure gone?
06:07You can't have a sense of adventure and be a grown-up.
06:10Everyone knows that.
06:11What?
06:11Who told you that, boy?
06:12Look, I'm back now, all right?
06:14You just forget about everything and listen to me, okay?
06:16Well, you've changed.
06:19Exactly.
06:21Shit.
06:23No, I like...
06:23Agh!
06:24Agh!
06:25Close!
06:26I don't know.
06:26I have no idea where we are.
06:28How are we?
06:30Agh!
06:32I don't think Cork is this way.
06:34You tell me, but you're supposed to be the grown-up.
06:36I haven't got a clue, boy.
06:37Yeah, this grown-up thing's working out well for you, is it?
06:39Stop, all right?
06:41Why don't we try that stupid-looking house there?
06:45The roof of this house is mank.
06:47Jack.
06:48All right.
06:49Right, okay, let's do this.
06:50All right.
06:50Jack, Jack, what are you doing?
06:51What?
06:52Smashing the window in.
06:54Why don't we just knock on the door and see if they'll help, boys?
06:57Watch out.
06:58Just two fellas in dresses in the middle of nowhere knocking on the door.
07:01Yeah, good point.
07:03Wait, I have an idea.
07:08Well, just a couple of stags and a stag do, and we've got split up from the other stags, all
07:13right?
07:13Join the stag.
07:14You're the stag, yeah.
07:15All right, that's a really good idea.
07:27What the fuck is profanity?
07:29Oh, it's just a password for swearing.
07:31Hey.
07:32Oh, my God.
07:38Oh, my God.
07:41Oh, my God.
07:42Oh, my God.
07:54Oh, my God.
08:02Oh, my God.
08:02Yeah, stag.
08:03Yeah.
08:03Oh, my God.
08:04Oh, the old ball and she in the ball.
08:06Oh, and where's the rest of your stag party?
08:10Yeah, we'll have to actually get spit up from them, it's a nightmare, so it's just us.
08:15Yeah, where are they actually?
08:18Diego and Juan. I'm Diego.
08:22So that makes me Juan.
08:28Could we use your phone by any chance, just to get a lift,
08:31and then we'll be out of your hair?
08:32Of course, lads! Come in!
08:35Come in!
08:36Thank you so much.
08:39What?
08:41Diego and what?
08:42Juan?
08:42Yeah, we've to use fake names. We've been chased by the guards.
08:45What?
08:46Yeah, they're the first names that came into my head.
08:48I don't know my name.
08:50Juan.
08:50Juan.
08:51Juan.
08:51It's Colombian, eh?
08:53Yeah.
08:56Come in, come in, come in.
09:00You're very welcome.
09:02You're very welcome.
09:03Sorry about the mess.
09:05We were just...
09:07Spring cleaning.
09:08Spring cleaning, yeah.
09:10Goofy.
09:11Juan and Diego.
09:12Yeah.
09:12They're a queer couple of odd names for fellas from Cork, aren't they?
09:18Yes, Deirdre.
09:19Deirdre's the name of a priest's housekeeper who was leg ulcers and smells of wet coat.
09:24Says Niall.
09:25That's just Neil spelt wrong.
09:27Wacken.
09:28Wanker.
09:31My dad was a big fan of Diego Maradona.
09:35Oh.
09:36You know him.
09:37He got the elder hair.
09:38So he called me Diego after him.
09:40Yeah.
09:40Yeah.
09:41And my dad was a big fan of numbers.
09:48Of course.
09:48So he named me Juan.
09:51What?
09:52So if you have a phone, we could use a phone and then we'd be gone.
09:56Of course, of course.
09:58I think it might have been misplaced and all the spring cleaning.
10:02I told you, Deirdre, didn't I, that today wasn't the day for spring cleaning.
10:06Well, we wouldn't have to spring clean if you weren't such a revolting pig, would we, Niall?
10:12Shut up!
10:17So, who is the lucky lady then?
10:21Yeah, sure.
10:21It's this Bjorg.
10:22Linda Walsh is her name.
10:25Ah.
10:26She's actually a childhood sweetheart of mine.
10:30So, we're getting married and it's quite beautiful.
10:32So, now we're hoping to start a family and she's actually off the pill.
10:37So, I'm just going 90.
10:40So, Linda Walsh is going to become Linda McSweeney.
10:43Yeah, that's right.
10:44Oh, Juan and Linda McSweeney.
10:47Isn't that sweet?
10:49It is.
10:50Yeah, very sweet.
10:51Bit weird.
10:54Where are my manners?
10:56Why don't I fetch you some tea and cake to celebrate?
11:00Niall, why don't you and Diego find the phone and Juan and I will put the kettle on.
11:07The phone is great.
11:08Come on, come on.
11:09Right, okay.
11:10Come on, come on, Juan.
11:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:12This way.
11:13Aye.
11:15I always keep the Delph handy in case we have visitors, but we never do.
11:20I don't know why.
11:21Yeah, that's weird, that, isn't it?
11:23Come here, come here.
11:25Well, you're not going to...
11:26You don't touch me.
11:27Just come here, sit down.
11:32No.
11:33Tell me this.
11:35What?
11:36Is Juan a good friend of yours?
11:38Yeah, he's my best friend.
11:40Well, then, it is your duty to stop him.
11:42You mustn't let him get married.
11:46So, Juan, you think you're ready to get married?
11:50Aye.
11:51Yeah, yes.
11:52100%.
11:53And you're sure this Linda's the one?
11:56No, I'm Juan.
11:57Juan.
11:59He thinks he's being like a grown-up.
12:02What do you think?
12:03No, I think he should be a bad boy.
12:06Like you?
12:06Yeah, like me, yeah.
12:08Believe it or not, I used to be a bad boy.
12:13Are you sure?
12:15Are you sure?
12:15Do you love her?
12:16Is she the one?
12:18As sure as I am Juan, she is the one.
12:24Well, as long as you're sure.
12:26Are you sure?
12:27I settle down and let a woman clip my wings.
12:34Is that what you want to happen to Juan?
12:36No.
12:38No, definitely not.
12:40I'll drink to that.
12:41I'll drink to that.
12:43Where'd you get that from?
12:45If you are going to settle down with someone, let me give you a piece of advice.
12:50Make sure you have plenty in common.
12:53Lots of shared interests.
12:54You wouldn't know you'll have a lot of shared interests?
12:57None whatsoever.
12:59That's why our marriage is a living purgatory.
13:03Well, that and the fact he thinks it's common to wash his hands after going to the bathroom.
13:10Well, some people just grow apart.
13:13Everyone has to grow up with some pint.
13:16Exactly.
13:19Tea time!
13:20We made a pot, lad!
13:23Oh, we've got the cans!
13:29What?
13:30Did you find the phone?
13:31No, I've been having the bit of crack with Diego.
13:36And you don't think you could have had the crack and looked for the phone?
13:39Ah, jeez.
13:39Will you stop your nagging, you?
13:41I'm not nagging, okay?
13:42Oh, no.
13:43It does sound a little bit like nagging.
13:45Who rattled your cage?
13:46Keep your nose out of their business.
13:47I'll tell you who rattled my pissing cage.
13:52You bloody did.
13:54That's because I'm the only one in this relationship with any sense of responsibility.
14:00Oh, sound familiar.
14:02The only thing you're responsible for is dragging me down to your boring level.
14:09Oh, sound familiar.
14:10I'm the only one in this relationship that wants to keep it on track.
14:15I mean, you don't even want to have sex with me anymore.
14:18Sound familiar?
14:19Oui.
14:20No, not that one.
14:22Deirdre, I'm 76!
14:25I don't want to have sex with anyone anymore!
14:29Well, now, would you please stop nagging me?
14:31Hey, listen, boy, all right?
14:33I don't nag you!
14:35Ah, boy, that's all you do.
14:36Listen to yourself.
14:37You can't be a grown-up and have a sense of adventure.
14:41What's that?
14:41That's nagging.
14:42Boy, it is time you grew up.
14:44I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore, Jock.
14:47Look at us!
14:49On the run from the guards again!
14:50Stop!
14:51With these two strangers wearing tresses!
14:53Jock!
14:53On the run from the guards!
14:54Who, Jock?
14:55Shit.
14:56Juan just called you Jock.
14:58No.
14:58Are you going to see Niall?
14:59Oh, he definitely did.
15:00Oh, shit, Conor!
15:01Look what you've done!
15:02Conor!
15:03What the?
15:04You just...
15:05Oh, God!
15:06Jesus Christ!
15:07What's going on here?
15:08So, if you're on the run from the guards and you're in our house, does that make us
15:15hostages?
15:15Can I make something very clear, all right?
15:17No one here is being kept as a hostage.
15:19Isn't that right, Jock?
15:23Wait.
15:25A bit of peace and quiet, okay?
15:27All right, Jock.
15:28What have you done, boy?
15:30What?
15:31What am I after doing?
15:32I'm looking after Jock, okay?
15:33Sorry.
15:34How exactly?
15:35Because now we have two hostages.
15:37Boy, we used to be fun.
15:39Petty criminals.
15:40Oh, you want a bike?
15:41Yeah, we'll rob a little bike.
15:42You want some jellies?
15:42We don't have enough money, we'll rob a few jellies.
15:44All right?
15:45Well, now we've taken hostages.
15:47All right, will you just relax.
15:48Relax, okay?
15:49We're going to find a phone, make a phone call, and then we're home and dry, boy.
15:53All right, we'll find a phone, so in this absolute keep of a house.
15:56That's great.
15:57Easy piece.
16:00Well, I did know that was going to happen.
16:03Yes!
16:04Don't answer it.
16:05Don't answer it.
16:06Don't answer it.
16:07Boy, but don't answer it.
16:07They know something's wrong.
16:10Don't answer it.
16:13They know something.
16:14I don't know.
16:15How are you?
16:15How are you, Niall?
16:17I haven't seen two young fellas around, have you?
16:21No, no.
16:22I haven't seen two boys dressed as women on the run.
16:29I'm cooking for my wife, Deirdre.
16:33Tell him you're bald.
16:34I'm still bald.
16:35Okay, if you see any, would you just let us know?
16:39Yes, have a good evening. Bye.
16:43That sounded nothing like him.
16:44That sounds like you, doesn't it?
16:45No, it didn't. Yes? Come on in, boys.
16:50Who are we calling?
16:51Call Marade. She'll know her too.
16:53What?
16:53No, we can't call Marade, boy.
16:56She'll kill us, boy.
16:57And then he'll arrest our corpses.
16:59All right, good point.
17:01To the girls.
17:02I can't call Siobhan.
17:03I'll be as tink, boy, will you?
17:04I'll never get to see Star again.
17:05You're not making this easy.
17:07We'll come up with someone good, then, boy.
17:11Billy.
17:12What, Billy? Murphy?
17:13Yeah?
17:14What, absolutely?
17:15Are you joking, boy? No way.
17:16He's a psycho.
17:17And we don't have his number, anyway.
17:18Oh.
17:19So come on.
17:20Think of someone else.
17:21Mmm.
17:22I actually have his number and me.
17:24How can you have it on you?
17:25You don't have any pockets.
17:27Billy Murphy, BFF.
17:29Is that permanent?
17:31Are you serious?
17:32You were gone for five years.
17:34Why, BFF?
17:35I tried to wear it for you, but I didn't know what to do.
17:38Why are all his numbers crossed out?
17:39Because he kept losing his phones.
17:41We had to get new numbers.
17:42He'd do it to me in my sleep with a tattoo gun.
17:44He meant what?
17:45He did that when you were sleeping.
17:47Yeah.
17:47Yeah, but he's not well in the head.
17:49Jeez, but of course we're not ringing him.
17:50Absolute psychopath.
17:52Oh, he's a psycho, is he?
17:53Yes.
17:53Billy's the psycho.
17:54That's funny, because you're the one who's back in Ireland only two minutes,
17:57and we already have the guards chasing us, and we have two pensioners hostiles.
18:01Oh, boy, will you just relax, please?
18:03Relax.
18:03Five minutes, just relax.
18:04How am I meant to relax?
18:06I'm going to end up back in prison, and I'm probably going to burn in hell because of you.
18:10Boy, you just...
18:10Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
18:11Do your hating on your own.
18:13Let's remove the hill.
18:13Oh, I'm on my own now.
18:15I'm on my own.
18:16I'm on my own.
18:16Yeah?
18:16Yeah?
18:17Yeah?
18:18Yeah?
18:18Yeah?
18:18Yeah?
18:21I saw a thing on the internet that said if you take a load of LSD, you can rewire your
18:26brain
18:26so any of the bad shit that happened to you doesn't cause you to make bad decisions.
18:31Finally, a bit of peace.
18:33I think it'll take all the LSD in Ireland to sort Jock out.
18:39It's the guard.
18:41Come out with your hands up.
18:43We know you're in there.
18:45It's the guard, boy.
18:47Jock.
18:47He got me.
18:48Let me away.
19:00Hello, guard.
19:01How are you?
19:03Can you stop banging?
19:07I need to concentrate on cleaning my head.
19:11That's a pretty good impression.
19:13But it's not Niall.
19:15Come out.
19:16Put your hands up.
19:19If you back off, I've got hostages in here and I killed them all.
19:25Hostages.
19:26I've never had hostages before.
19:30Hostages might have to come Dublin about this.
19:32I'm not going back to Columbia.
19:34Shit.
19:34Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
19:37Oh, dear.
19:37Oh, dear.
19:38Oh, dear.
19:40Oh, dear.
19:40What's that doing?
19:41What are you doing?
19:43What are you doing?
19:44What are you doing?
19:44What are you doing?
19:45Just be quiet, we'll be quiet.
19:46We can gather my thoughts.
19:52Hmm?
19:53I don't have any thoughts.
19:56Do you have any ideas?
19:57Do you have any ideas?
19:58Yeah, we're going.
20:00Yeah, one at a time, please.
20:02One at a time.
20:03What are you saying?
20:10What?
20:10I said, of course you don't know what I'm saying.
20:14I've a gag in me mouth.
20:16Okay.
20:16Do you have any ideas?
20:18No, of course I haven't.
20:19Great, thanks.
20:20No.
20:21No.
20:21Wait.
20:23I do have something to say.
20:24Yeah, we'll make it quick, okay?
20:26I just want to say that if all this goes bad, I love you, Niall.
20:35I mean, you're an anion prick, and you stink, and you don't clean up after yourself,
20:41and we don't have sex, but we've been through everything together.
20:47And somewhere along the line, we just lost our way.
20:52When we were young, it was just the two of us on a great big adventure together.
20:58You screw everyone else, it was just us.
21:01Ooh!
21:02We were Butch Cassidy and Sundance, Zig and Zag, Biddy and Miley.
21:09And I'm sure that that's still there, underneath all the shite we've been through.
21:18It's always been just you and me, kid, against the world.
21:23And I love you.
21:29That was really beautiful, dear Jay.
21:32It's almost like you could have been talking about me and Con there.
21:35I wasn't talking about you and Con, I was talking about myself and Niall.
21:43We might need backup.
21:46Down at Deirdre's, you know, we normally do.
21:49Deirdre's right, boy.
21:51I love you, Jack O'Keefe.
21:53I love you, Conor McSweeney.
21:59Boy.
22:00Sorry.
22:02You were good.
22:04You were right.
22:05Right?
22:05I was right.
22:06You were right.
22:08Well, like, not about, kind of, the hostages and lying to the guards.
22:12Or when you were gonna pick up the knife and stuff.
22:14You were wrong about all of that.
22:15Yeah, sorry.
22:16I was just a bit angry from PTSD in Columbia.
22:18That's all right.
22:19And the rope kind of hurt my wrist.
22:21Sorry, boy.
22:21It's okay.
22:23But you were right about me.
22:25Why, I'm Conor McSweeney.
22:29Conor of Conor and Jack.
22:32From now on, I'm gonna be a bad boy forever.
22:35Yes, boy.
22:37Yes, boy.
22:39Yes, boy.
22:39Yes, boy.
22:40Yes, boy.
22:40Yes, boy.
22:41Bad boy.
22:41Bad boy.
22:42Bad boy.
22:42Whatcha gonna do?
22:43Whatcha gonna do?
22:44Isn't it going for you?
22:45What?
22:47What?
22:49What are you saying?
22:52Ah!
22:54I was saying, why am I the only one with a gag in me mouth?
23:00Oh, yes, sorry.
23:01I was getting to you.
23:01Well, now that I've got your attention, I've got something to say.
23:05Huh?
23:06I love you too, Tertra.
23:09And your little speech has given me a raging boner.
23:13Whoa.
23:15We're not your enemies, boys.
23:17No.
23:18Who are the enemies around here?
23:20The guards.
23:21The guards.
23:22Yes.
23:22We hate them.
23:23We hate them.
23:24I despise them bastards.
23:27If you hate the guards as much as us.
23:29We do.
23:30We do.
23:31Maybe you could help us.
23:33We're surrounded by them lads.
23:35We might be surrounded.
23:37But I have a plan.
23:41One, two, three.
23:51Niall, is that you?
23:53Of course, it's me.
23:55Have you got away from the hostage takers?
23:58Hostage takers, you idiots.
24:01There are no hostage takers here.
24:03That was just me doing a voice.
24:06There's no way that was you doing a voice.
24:08Of course it was.
24:11This is me doing it again now.
24:14And this is my normal voice.
24:17And this is me doing the voice again.
24:20And this is me in my normal voice.
24:23Why were you wasting our time doing all that?
24:26If you're telling the truth, can I just come in and have a look?
24:29Oh, no, no, no, no.
24:29I'm afraid Tertra's in one of our moons.
24:32Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
24:34If I could just have a look.
24:36No, I'm afraid you can't.
24:38You know what we're both doing.
24:39I'll rip your head off and use it as a piss pot, you fat whacker.
24:43No, no, no.
24:48Everyone knows you're an asshole.
24:51Tertra, stop that.
24:52I will not stop citizens.
24:54Tertra, this energy was fine.
24:56Tertra, this energy was fine when you were a multiplayer, but not now.
25:01It's going to be a long run home.
25:04Yeah.
25:06I don't even know where I'm running.
25:08Suit.
25:09Cork and suit.
25:11I'll get you, you dirty.
25:14A fella I met in prison once told me that love makes you soft in the head and strong
25:19in the heart.
25:20If Niall and Deirdre are anything to go by, love just makes you angry and pissed off.
25:26But maybe that's okay.
25:28If you can scream at each other, tie each other up, still run off into the sunset, you might
25:33just be soulmates.
25:35Either that or fucking psychopaths.
25:39Oh no.
25:44Do you mind?
25:47We're getting our hole here.
25:49Can I just go for a wee before we go?
25:51Yes, Jack.
25:53Yes.
25:54Our hole, boy.
25:57Yes, boy.
25:59Oh, my lad.
26:01Oh, my lad.
26:03Oh, my lad.
26:04Oh, my lad.
26:04Oh, my lad.
26:05Oh, my lad.
26:05Oh, my lad.
26:05Oh, my lad.
26:05Oh, my lad.
26:05Oh, my lad.
26:06Hey, we are just so bad!
26:11Let's show quién it is what we were losing, Kate.
26:14Let's see what you're going to do.
26:16What you live here?
26:17Is that Noel?
26:18Noel?
26:19Who's Noel, boy?
26:20My brother.
26:21You, brother?
26:22What you're gonna do?
26:24Get away, you.
26:27Where the hell have you been?
26:29You're supposed to be babysitting!
26:31выше!
26:32Excuse me.
26:33Are you ready?
26:34Yes.
26:36I got you these look, Columbia. Good to see you.
26:41You know, you can get these in the centre down the road.
26:44Really?
26:45We're late, we've got to go. That's why I made him cry.
26:48That's for going to a Colombian prison.
26:50Alright, fuck, Jesus. Psycho, see this he.
26:54Nice dresses, lads.
26:55Very nice.
27:04What you gonna do when they cook for you?
27:34I want them dreaming.
27:35The Virgin Newton's room is such a lie.
27:35Look, August.
27:36Yenery.
27:36I am going to buy them and call you the same person.
27:36The Virgin Newton's room hält!
27:37The Virgin NoveMe F Tisch wreath.
27:38You
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