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The Young Offenders (2016) Season 5 Episode 2
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00:05Cork. God's own county. The city that never sleeps. Except at night time. The greatest
00:12and largest city in all of Ireland. If you don't count Dublin. Which we don't. And now
00:18Cork's two most notorious sons, Conor McSweeney and Jocko Key, finally back together in Ireland's
00:25city of dreams. Why this place does my heading? Yeah boy, me too. I mean, I love Cork. I obviously
00:35love Cork. It does my heading as well. Yeah, exactly. Why does it do your heading? Just checking
00:42out if it does your heading the same way it does my heading. There's dickheads vaping on
00:46e-bikes everywhere. And since I came home, boy, everything's got ten times more expensive.
00:51You're telling me. Boy, beer's ten times more expensive. Fags are more expensive. Freddos
00:55are more expensive. You've got to be rich still in Cork now, boy. Boy, if there's one thing
01:00Colombian jail taught me, is that if you want to survive in this world, boy, you've got to
01:04be more Escobar. Huh? That's the one thing Colombian jail taught you? Well, Dad, and how to shove
01:09a burner phone up my hole. Oh, sorry, madam. Wait. What are you looking at? What? I wear Italian,
01:16I drive German, but I speak English. Do you speak English? English? Yes. Well, I just
01:21asked you the plainest English I know. What are you looking at, you little scrote? Um, a woman
01:27priest? I'll tell you what you're looking at. You're looking at seven years imprisonment
01:30for actual bodily harm, another five years for harassment, and maybe another two for criminal
01:35damage to a very expensive pair of designer shoes. And I will insist that you serve them
01:39consecutively. Oh. It means one year after another, you tick prick. You're a lucky, lucky boy that
01:46I'm due in court in about six minutes, and I don't have time for this harsh shit. Now,
01:49repeat back to me, so I know you understand. What are you? Lucky, lucky, lucky boy. Yes,
01:53you are. Now, papers. Spill coffee a night for a gamut. You dirty scanger, you dumb, hairy
02:02scrotum. I'll be there in two minutes. Who the hell was that? That's Molly O'Mulloy. Cork's
02:09base lawyer, boy. She got two lads off for a gangland hit when you were in Columbia. He was attacked,
02:14his reflexes kicked in, and just because it ended in decapitation doesn't mean that's
02:17not self-defense. Boy, I think I'm in love.
02:25Yeah, she wouldn't be interested in us anyway. She kind of deals with big-time criminals. Gotta kill
02:29about five people and chop up their bodies and put them in just freezers for us to be on her
02:33radar,
02:34like. Jeez, boy. Yeah, that is a little too Escobar. Besides, she's too expensive.
02:39Boy, this is what I'm saying, boy. We have to get rich, because only rich people can afford lawyers
02:44like that to actually keep you out of prison. There's only one way to get rich around here.
02:49Yes, boy, I like it. Be more Escobar and become proper gangsters.
02:54Boys gonna say get jobs. That's a way of a better idea. Yeah, boy, you know it. Bad boys, bad
03:00boys.
03:01Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? What are we gonna do, Jack?
03:08We're gonna go on a crime spree, boy. Like the olden days, but better.
03:12Because we're older and wiser now, do you know what I mean?
03:15Well, we're definitely older. All we have to do is focus on the expensive shit that's easy to sell,
03:19because that's how we make the most dollar. Dollars? You mean euros?
03:22What? No, dollars. Like the gangsters say dollars.
03:26Well, that's because the gangsters are thinking of our Americans.
03:28Well, it doesn't matter, all right? Come on.
03:32Make a list, okay? And keep sketch, okay?
03:38So, what? We're talking gold. Gold.
03:42Eh, jewellery, bracelets, rings, eh, tools.
03:48Tools. Like sand doors. Tools.
03:50Eh, what else? Eh, white socks. White socks.
03:54Eh, we... Wait, what? White socks?
03:58Small, sellable, everyone wears white socks.
04:00No, we're not exactly expensive though, are they? Like white socks.
04:03A six pack of white socks has hit you back about 20 quid these days.
04:0520 quid? Easily, boy. Shut up.
04:07Really? You've been away too long, Kay?
04:11All right, come on, let's do this. Right.
04:13Why, no? No, boy. Get the masks.
04:14All right, boy. You know how you stretch or something for?
04:16What? No, boy. We don't have time for that, all right?
04:18Let me do this now, okay? One vacated in-and-out job, okay?
04:21Five minutes tops. I haven't done this in a while. Five minutes?
04:23Five minutes, boy.
04:24That's how long it takes to get here from Bridewell garter station once the alarm's been raised.
04:28All right. Is that why you asked me to bring the masks?
04:29Yes, give me the mask, buddy.
04:30The masks are a trademark.
04:32Yeah, come on.
04:33Jock found this site on the internet where you could send them photos of someone,
04:36and they send you back a mask with their face. So we sent them a photo of Billy Murphy,
04:40the local nutjob.
04:41Yeah, thank Billy.
04:45It meant Billy got the blame for all our crimes.
04:48Right, get your tongue off your throat.
04:49Shut up!
04:50Jock got me a mask too.
04:51Quick, put that on.
04:54It's all they had in the Halloween shop.
04:55And thus, we became legends around court, fake Billy and princess.
04:59Who's the girlfriend?
05:00I'm not his girlfriend.
05:01It was time to build our criminal empire.
05:04Again, lady.
05:08Wait, ready?
05:09Thank you, Heidi.
05:11Oh, shit.
05:13Oh, shit.
05:20Hey!
05:21Get back there, get this shit!
05:25Hey, what are you doing?
05:26I have six minutes, 27 seconds.
05:28What? Hey!
05:31I've got this shit!
05:32Oh, God!
05:33Oh, God!
05:36I have you!
05:37Get the fuck away from me!
05:38I have you now!
05:39I got you!
05:42Oh, for fuck's sake!
05:43Get out of your way!
05:44Get out of your fucking way!
05:46Jesus Christ, oh my God!
05:48I have you now, you little bricks!
05:52I have you, you little bricks!
05:54Ah, Jerry, for fuck's sake!
05:56Get over this, man!
05:59Come on, for fuck's sake!
06:01They're getting away!
06:02Ah, shit!
06:15The fuck are those little pricks gone.
06:16All right, you go and get the bikes.
06:18I'll go after them, all right?
06:24I love bins!
06:29Jeez, we're getting too fucking awful, this shit!
06:32Ah!
06:32What do we get away with?
06:33Um, some shitty phone case and three white socks.
06:38That's it!
06:39Oh!
06:39We won't even be able to get a Freddo with that.
06:41We're gonna have to come up with a plan B.
06:43We'll be back in prison in no time if we don't change another plan.
06:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, great.
06:48Why are you even listening to me?
06:49See those two little shits over there?
06:52Yeah?
06:53So why?
06:54So what if they saw us on the claims?
06:56Really tell the guards?
06:57Well, why would they do that?
06:58Why everybody hates the guards?
06:59I know, they might not tell you.
07:01Oh, shit, they're going to fuck it out!
07:03It is dim.
07:05All right.
07:08Paul says not dim.
07:09Matt, who do you think it was?
07:10Fake Billy and Princess.
07:12We saw him taking flight from the Shades of Minnil ago.
07:14No, Paul.
07:15Well, there's just two langers in the bin.
07:17Come on.
07:21They were not just two langers in a bin.
07:23Yeah, and you wanna know?
07:24He might be fake Billy.
07:25Yeah, I might be, but maybe I'm not.
07:27Yeah.
07:27But maybe I am.
07:28Prove it so.
07:29I don't need to fucking prove anything to you two little langers.
07:32Yeah, what barber did your hair cut so he can know where not to go?
07:35Hi, your mom.
07:37All right, shit.
07:39That's where we're going, right?
07:40All I see is a prick with a condom on the shoulder.
07:42What?
07:43We don't have a condom on the shoulder.
07:44Jesus, boy.
07:44What the fuck?
07:45Did you put that down?
07:46No way.
07:46Get off!
07:47Get off!
07:48Get off!
07:48Don't throw it at me!
07:49Don't throw it at me!
07:51What about that, huh?
07:54Holy shit!
07:55I am, Princess.
07:57Oh, that's less cool, but nice to meet you.
07:59And where have you been?
08:00I haven't seen you fake Billy around the place at all.
08:02I was in prison, boy.
08:03I was doing some time there in Colombia.
08:06Can we film you saying that so we can snap it to the boys?
08:09Snap it to the boys?
08:10I have no idea what you're talking about.
08:12You know, like, selfie light, you know?
08:13If we don't do selfies, no, don't do that, can't you?
08:15What about the handshake?
08:17I'll give you a hunch here, yeah.
08:19Nice to meet you, buddy.
08:21You seem like nice young lads, you're going.
08:22Right, get over here.
08:25See you now, I'm heading back!
08:26What the fuck?
08:27Get him!
08:29Fast!
08:30In fairness, like, Daddy's something we would have done.
08:32Cheeky little bastards, but yeah, I suppose, fair play, look.
08:34Yeah.
08:38Bye.
08:39We might be a bit past it, but, uh...
08:42Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
08:44Maybe, huh?
08:46What are you thinking?
08:47It's time we took on some new blood.
08:50Oh, no, are you thinking to get out of the bin?
08:52I don't know.
08:54It's a boost.
08:56Rome wasn't built in a day, but that's because they didn't have any
08:59dumb little langurs to do their dirty walk.
09:01Yeah, we heard you wanted to see us.
09:03Yeah.
09:05Maybe we did.
09:06Maybe we didn't.
09:07We did.
09:08Watch.
09:11Don't do that again.
09:12What's with the gap?
09:14We thought fake Billy and Princess would have something,
09:17I don't know, bigger.
09:18I know.
09:18I thought we'd come to, like, a mansion with a pool and all that.
09:20We're just laying low, aren't we?
09:21Just up front.
09:22That's how you don't get caught, boy.
09:23Yeah.
09:24And the back is way better.
09:25It's massive.
09:26You can call us Connor and Jock from now on, all right?
09:28Oh, he's four with you, yeah?
09:30All right?
09:31Now listen up, boys, all right?
09:32It's time me and Con pass on our wisdom and expertise to the younger generations.
09:36That's us?
09:36That's you, yeah.
09:38You're going to be our foot soldiers, all right?
09:40And me and Connor are going to be the dons.
09:42Bring us back expensive, sellable goods that you'll rob from the shopping centers,
09:47and in return, you get 10%.
09:49Less commission, handling fees, admin, taxes, etc.
09:53It's the free market.
09:54Now, does that sound like a good deal to eat?
10:01Yep, amazing deal.
10:02Jeez, boys.
10:03You do sound like a younger us.
10:05Thanks, Connor.
10:05It means a lot, boy.
10:06Hi.
10:07Um, while we're here, is there any chance we can hear some stories from the horses' moat,
10:11like that Billy and Princess stuff?
10:12Oh, well, we don't know about that.
10:16But I could do you one better.
10:18We could tell you ourselves.
10:20Yeah.
10:21Okay.
10:23One time we were being chased, and we left clean from two skyscrapers.
10:30Ran off into the night.
10:31There was also that time we single-handedly fought off a mugger who held us at night point.
10:36Do we look like we got wallets?
10:39Now, go on.
10:39And there was that time we were under siege, and we dodged a hail of bullets.
10:46It was also that time we robbed a tuna worth half a million quid.
10:52You guys are legends.
10:55Yeah, we know.
10:56Before you go, lads.
10:58Would you like a smoke?
10:59Yeah, I do.
11:00Oh, that'd be something, mate.
11:00Ah, we'll all have a smoke.
11:02That was a test, and you just failed.
11:04On your way, go home.
11:06Go home, go to bed, yeah?
11:07Don't be smoky.
11:08Or else you'll be sleeping with the fishes if you don't bring us back to stuff.
11:12Yeah.
11:14Being an entrepreneur has its difficulties.
11:17Mainly pronouncing entrepreneur right.
11:19That's about it.
11:20The rest is easy.
11:21This is the life.
11:22Running the operation instead of being the foot shoulders.
11:26Do you know what I mean?
11:26Yeah, boy.
11:27I'm the king of Cork City!
11:29This is what I meant by being more Escobar.
11:31Yeah.
11:31Aye, actually, I looked more into him, boy.
11:34Oh, yeah?
11:35He did some pretty crazy things.
11:37Yeah, boy, the original bad, boy.
11:39Yeah.
11:41Kidnappings, corruption, intimidation.
11:44One of a kind.
11:45Car bombings.
11:46Plane bombings, actually.
11:48There was violence against civilians.
11:50Yeah, but no-one's perfect, OK?
11:51Terror campaigns, political assassinations,
11:54and he just actually wiped out loads of culture.
11:56Oh, boy, look, I didn't say follow him to the letter, all right?
11:58I just said be a bit more Escobar.
12:01Just a bit.
12:03Yeah, I can be a bit more Escobar.
12:05Yeah.
12:05The next thing we need is a henchman, you know?
12:08Somebody who can, like, bash heads for us.
12:11Right.
12:12All right.
12:13Who are we going to get?
12:16Flex.
12:17Flex up.
12:20Thanks for the opportunity.
12:22You know, as my colleague said to you on the phone earlier,
12:25we're looking to expand the organisation.
12:27We are.
12:28We're kind of criminal masterminds now,
12:30so we're forming a bit of a gang.
12:32All right.
12:33Can I get involved?
12:35What do you think we phoned you for?
12:37We're looking for a heavy.
12:38I am quite heavy.
12:41So I could put rocks in my pockets.
12:46We might need you to bash a few heads for us.
12:48Should I do that anyway?
12:50All right.
12:50The pay is pretty terrible.
12:52It is.
12:53You know what they say, you know?
12:54Do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life.
12:58You'll never work a day in your life.
13:00That's beautiful.
13:03That's pretty good.
13:03All right, Billy.
13:05Welcome aboard.
13:06Thanks for the money.
13:07The boys are back in town.
13:09Teach a man to fish, and he'll get you a fish.
13:12Teach a couple of lads to steal, and you get all kinds of sheep.
13:16Boom.
13:20What are we supposed to do with that?
13:21Want me to bash their heads in.
13:23Do you know how expensive a pack of nappies are gone?
13:26And a six-pack of white socks sets you back with 20 euro these days?
13:28Yeah.
13:31You said a six-pack of white socks will set you back with 20 euro.
13:34Oh, you want me to bust our heads?
13:36Talk to me, please.
13:36You thought it wrong, didn't you?
13:38How are we supposed to build an empire on nappies and socks?
13:41No. Do you want me to bash their heads in?
13:43Yeah, especially this fella here.
13:44Not no, Billy. Not no.
13:45We're really sorry.
13:46I promise you we can do better.
13:47Just give us one chance, please.
13:49Stop.
13:49Jack, bye too.
13:52All right, one more chance, boys.
13:54Pack this shit up and get back out there.
13:56All right, good.
13:59What's going on here?
14:03Yeah, my bullshit meter just exploded.
14:06Better just chop up the road, half-price sales.
14:08Better get yourself a new one.
14:09All right, I'm going to ask you one more time.
14:11What's going on here?
14:13All right, the truth is, Marie, the reason we haven't told you...
14:20...is because we have a reputation to uphold being Jack, but since he got back, we've realised the error in
14:26our ways.
14:27So we've been mentoring young lads in the estate.
14:31So the first of these two young fellas, Jack and Cormac.
14:33Bye.
14:34Bye.
14:35Is that the truth, lads?
14:37Yeah.
14:40Billy, what are you doing here?
14:42Definitely not bashing heads anyway, Marie.
14:45Wait a second.
14:46What's in the bag?
14:48Nappies and socks.
14:50Nappies and socks?
14:52Yeah.
14:53Sean, Sean.
14:58Nappies and socks, look.
15:01We're handing them out to the people that are in need of them, the nappies and the socks.
15:06Yeah.
15:07We're supplying them to young mams.
15:10Oh, wow.
15:12That's amazing.
15:14It is.
15:15All right, keep up the good work, lads, all right?
15:17And listen to Conor and Jack, because they know what they're talking about, all right?
15:21Yeah, we will.
15:22Yeah, we do.
15:23They might be proud of Conor and Jack.
15:27I'm going to be sick.
15:30Bye, lads.
15:30Thanks a million, ma'am.
15:32All right, see you now.
15:33You look beautiful today, aye?
15:34You look hot, Marie.
15:36Thank you, shut up, John.
15:38With Mam and Healy off our backs, me and Jack were finally getting some much-needed rest and relaxation.
15:43Conor, get up off your lazy arse and do something productive with the day!
15:49Marie, to be fair, they're probably wrecked from all their mentoring, okay?
15:52I know how hard it is to keep the pricks in check.
15:58Quick, pick up that shit.
15:59Act like they're litter picking.
16:00What?
16:01Pick up that shit, act like they're litter picking.
16:02Shit!
16:09they're good lads aren't they yeah I might get him to have a look at the garden that's not a
16:14bad
16:14idea what time do you call these we got this stuff we can come back though whatever you want
16:25no it's going to show us all right what is your dog shit I didn't look properly
16:41oh okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's good stuff yeah happy day are you
16:54pleased yeah boy he's very pleased boy delighted yeah we're a billion princess proud bye you're like
17:01the dads we never had yeah all right dads yeah yeah can we not be like your cool older brothers
17:09or uncles or something you have you have your own dads like we don't need to be them don't you
17:14um nah um our dad left for me we were babies it's just the two of us and a man
17:19um well all I can say
17:22is uh fair play all right well doing yeah we are we're very proud of you get out uh get
17:27out there
17:27go get him go get him we have a few more people that want to get involved yeah that's all
17:32right
17:32with you like you know look oh hey yeah we just tend to fight for a second we talked to
17:39the tree
17:50me and jock like to think of our business as carbon neutral robbing shit doesn't do nothing bad to the
17:56environment it's about sustainability self-sustainability we take we sell and sometimes we
18:02rob the same shit back from the people we sold it to that's called recycling doing your bit for the
18:07planet be the change you want to see in the world preferably the kind of change that jingles in
18:12your pocket
18:19um
18:28like the guitar is from the video a big new print for going wasted in a scene
18:35I'm a burnt ship, getting sent to the food bin.
18:51What are you boys up to?
18:52Nine.
18:54Stretching.
18:56The perpetrators of this crime spree appear to be predominantly young males.
19:01It seems there's nothing they won't steal.
19:04Oi! Give it back!
19:05Shit! Give it back!
19:06These little pricks are running rings around us.
19:09Those thieving little shits could do with a bit of guidance from you lads.
19:12Well, if you want to send any of them our way, I'm sure.
19:15I'm sure me and Khan could put them to work.
19:16Yeah, exactly.
19:17If only.
19:18We can't get our hands on any of them.
19:20Whoever's running this operation knows exactly what they're doing.
19:24They're ingeniouses.
19:25We're probably quite big dicks, would you say they are?
19:37No way.
19:39That's amazing.
19:40Okay, I'll be there straight away.
19:43Er, Tony?
19:44They're after catching two lads.
19:45The duty sergeant thinks it might be the ringleaders.
19:47Hey.
19:49That's brilliant news.
19:50Brilliant news.
19:51I have to go up to my boot bed there.
19:54Boy, they got Jack and Cormac.
19:56We don't know that for sure, alright?
19:59Anyway, boy.
19:59We've got loads more of them working for us now, alright?
20:01So we can take the hit, okay?
20:03What take the hit?
20:04Yes.
20:05Boy, they look up to us.
20:06We're responsible for them.
20:07You're not responsible for them, boy.
20:09You need to start thinking more Escobar, boy, okay?
20:11What would Escobar do?
20:12Actually, boy, I googled your man Escobar.
20:14I think he'd, like, cut off their ears and burned their village down.
20:17So we're not doing that.
20:18That's a bit of an overreaction.
20:20Anyway, we don't even know where they live, so...
20:23Besides, boy, they said we're like their dads.
20:26We are not like dads to them, okay?
20:28We didn't even have dads, so how could we even be dads to them?
20:32The way I see it is, it's Hakuna Matata.
20:35What's Hakuna Matata?
20:36Hakuna Matata.
20:37It means tough shit.
20:38Collar!
20:39Jock!
20:40Downstairs!
20:40Now!
20:42Matata!
20:45Nice.
20:46Nice place.
20:48We arrested Cormac and Jack.
20:50Fuck!
20:51And they told us everything.
20:53Little shits, boy.
20:54I'm gonna knock their heads in, boy.
20:55I don't even care how old they are, boy.
20:56I know, Jack.
20:57Especially the little small fella.
20:58I know, Jack.
20:59I know.
20:59Look.
21:01Before you say anything, just...
21:03They told us that their community work with you was just a front to avoid suspicion.
21:07I'm so sorry, lads.
21:09Seems they've played us all for fools.
21:11You especially.
21:15Yeah.
21:18I wouldn't say fools.
21:20And if they are fools, I'd say they're fools with really big dicks.
21:26They also said that you told them to stay away from crime.
21:29Yeah.
21:30We...
21:30Yeah, we did.
21:31We did give them a lot of advice.
21:33Yeah.
21:33And that was one of them.
21:34You said...
21:34You said stay away from crime.
21:36Stay away from crime.
21:37I really hope that it doesn't stop you from working with young lads in the future, alright?
21:41I promise you, Mairead.
21:43It definitely won't.
21:44Yeah.
21:45There is not much that could keep Jack away from young boys.
21:48No.
21:48But would you say...
21:49What?
21:50That may be the fact that they confessed.
21:54Surely that counts for a dime a dozen and you go easy on them.
21:57No.
21:58We're gonna throw the book at them.
21:59They'll get 18 months if they get a day.
22:00More if I have anything to do with it.
22:02You're gonna throw a book at them?
22:04We have to help the lads.
22:05Yeah, we gotta get them off.
22:06And I know someone who can.
22:09What?
22:11Oh, really?
22:12I mean, they're 15, but if it helps, it helps.
22:16No, Jack.
22:17Not get them off.
22:19Get them off.
22:20What?
22:21Molly Omeloy?
22:22No chance, come by.
22:24There's no way we can afford her.
22:25This says we can.
22:29Fine.
22:30You are enough.
22:31Short King.
22:33Like, ten times.
22:34No, no.
22:34Not that.
22:35Why?
22:36Why is that?
22:37Aye.
22:37Just read that.
22:397,800 euros.
22:41Aye, no kind.
22:42No way.
22:46Fine.
22:50Next up.
22:52Hormick Byrne and Jack Byrne versus this date.
22:57Who is representing the defendants?
22:59Well, it looks like that'll be my sweet ass, Sir Honour.
23:03Oh, bollocks.
23:05There must be some mistake, Miss Omeloy.
23:07Miss.
23:08Pardon?
23:09It's Miss.
23:10There must be some mistake, Miss Omeloy.
23:13Miss.
23:14Pardon?
23:14I've changed my mind now.
23:16It's Miss.
23:17Well, I don't think this is the time.
23:19Oh.
23:19Judge Riley in courtroom sexism shame.
23:24Apologies, Miss Omeloy.
23:25Accepted.
23:27Now let's get this charade over with, shall we?
23:30We're fucked.
23:36Judge.
23:37Members of the court.
23:39These two unknown perpetrators in this video.
23:41Sure, they could be anybody.
23:42There is no real or compelling evidence in this case.
23:46The charges against my clients, they're farcical.
23:48Which I will now prove.
23:50Like, if the glove does not fit, you must acquit.
23:56But that glove fits.
24:01You can't handle the truth.
24:03I can handle the truth.
24:05Really.
24:06Well, in that case, these two young men had nothing to do with the crime, Your Majesty.
24:12No more questions.
24:13I have one simple question, Sergeant Healy.
24:17Where were you on 9-11?
24:19Come on, seriously.
24:20Miss Omeloy, do you have any questions for Sergeant Healy that are related to this case?
24:26Okay, Sergeant Healy.
24:27When you questioned the defendants, was there a guardian present?
24:32No.
24:33We had a very limited window, you see, to catch their accomplices.
24:36No, we'll do, Sergeant.
24:38Judge, I demand that the defendants' interviews get struck out, because clearly there's no cause.
24:44Case dismissed.
24:45What?
24:45Oh, God.
24:47This is ridiculous.
24:48Ridiculous.
24:49Ridiculous.
24:51Well done, lads.
24:52For getting away with Dad.
24:55Why didn't you start with that one, yeah?
24:56Sure, where's the fun in that?
24:58Oh!
25:03You're actually our heroes, man.
25:05We are so lucky to have mentors like he.
25:08Like, genuinely, he taught us how to steal, right?
25:11Until we got arrested for it, right?
25:14And then he hired an amazing lawyer to bust us out, just to prove, right, that stealing doesn't pay.
25:20How genius is that?
25:22Boys.
25:23Yeah.
25:24Genius, boys.
25:25Genius, genius, genius.
25:25Different levels, different levels.
25:26That was the plan.
25:27I believe it.
25:28Yeah.
25:28Yeah.
25:30Yeah.
25:32Yeah.
25:33Do you want to go for a pint?
25:35Yeah!
25:36Yeah!
25:36Yeah.
25:36The answer's no.
25:38There was a test.
25:39Fade.
25:39Now, go on.
25:40Go home.
25:41Go on.
25:42Go home.
25:43Your legs now work.
25:44All right.
25:48That was just Escobar enough.
25:56Everybody wears their watch.
25:57Why it's a bitch.
26:01Alright, he's a slimy boy.
26:03Okay, boy, all right? They owe us, okay?
26:05We got them off. We got them off. He's taking my watch again.
26:07All right, we're going to make double the amount.
26:09We're not doing it.
26:10Look at all the work we put in, and we still have no money.
26:15It's too much work for nothing.
26:17It's pretty stressful being Escobar, all right?
26:19It is, boy. I told you.
26:22All right, Grant. Getting too old for this shit, boy.
26:26All right, but what are we going to do about him, then?
26:29Hey, Billy Murphy, you step in here, please, a minute.
26:33How are you doing?
26:34Yes, boss.
26:35Yeah, basically, we've thought about the whole operation,
26:39and we've decided that as great as you are in the role,
26:44we're going to go a different direction.
26:47Are you firing me?
26:48No, no, no, no, no, no.
26:50We're making you redundant.
26:52Yeah.
26:53Who are you calling redundant?
26:56Oh, God!
26:57Oh, no!
26:59Jesus Christ, really hard.
27:01Sorry about that, lads.
27:03Muscle memory, lads.
27:04Oh, Jesus Christ!
27:06Oh, Jesus Christ!
27:08Oh, Jesus Christ!
27:36You
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