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The Real Housewives of Rhode Island Season 1 Episode 1
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00:19In Rhode Island, everyone knows everyone.
00:22People here, they don't look down on other states,
00:25but they are weirded out that other states exist.
00:29The ocean state, it's teeny, but to us,
00:32it's the center of the universe.
00:36Welcome to Rhode Island, where nobody tells anybody the truth,
00:38and everybody just lies to each other's faces,
00:40but talks behind their back.
00:42Welcome! I love it here.
00:46The smallest state with the biggest attitude.
00:48What are you going to do?
00:50Rhode Island's small, so we all know each other.
00:54Remember Auntie Sandra?
00:55Yes, hi.
00:57We know your aunt, we know your uncle,
00:58we know your third cousin.
00:59Everybody has, like, these deep roots.
01:01I do love you guys.
01:02It's a trauma bond.
01:04Trauma bond!
01:07In this group, they call me the flip-flopper.
01:09Don't with me.
01:10You're a troll.
01:11Welcome to Rhode Island, bitch.
01:13This is how we roll.
01:14I love you.
01:16Did she just hug her?
01:20Liz is the dominant figurehead here.
01:22At some point, how do I not say you're DeLulu?
01:26I'm scary.
01:28Ooh, why?
01:29This is DeLulu friends.
01:31We're friends.
01:33Why do you see a similarity?
01:35Rosie's brave.
01:36She's not afraid to call people out.
01:38She's moving into an apartment,
01:40and the old guy that she cheated on with the new guy,
01:43he's paying for it.
01:44But I'm the problem.
01:46If I'm trying to find out,
01:47if I need an FBI agent, I'm calling Joellen.
01:50She knows everything.
01:52Every morning he goes to her house.
01:53He's at the gym every morning.
01:55Does Brian look like he goes to the gym?
01:58Rula projects confidence and beauty.
02:00She's a boss.
02:01Everybody tells me that I run a tight ship.
02:03I let you track, but you know where I am every second.
02:07Kelsey's stunning.
02:08She's beautiful.
02:08She's smart.
02:09She's one of my best friends.
02:10I believe he bought me those flowers.
02:12Those go away.
02:13A Chanel bag stays for life.
02:15I don't refer to myself as a sugar baby.
02:17My boyfriend is, like, actually attractive.
02:20The money is just a plus.
02:22Ashley isn't from here,
02:23so she's new to the group.
02:25Who's tired of yelling and fighting all the time?
02:30So it's tough.
02:31Let's just go to the office right now.
02:32Just relax.
02:33She's going to cry.
02:34She's going to cry again.
02:35She's going to cry again.
02:37This is not the kind of people that I'm usually around.
02:40Never have I ever had sex on a boat.
02:43I think I had sex with my ex on a boat.
02:44I mean, I think we had sex on land.
02:46It's Rhode Island.
02:48When someone says something, we all hear it.
02:52This petty slut has been trying everything
02:55to put stuff out there as though my husband's involved
02:59and or still involved, and that's not the case.
03:01But he is, mom.
03:02But he is.
03:05She married her sister's boyfriend.
03:07She's two boyfriends, right?
03:09Sucking dick is not a career, bitch.
03:11Knock it the boss.
03:14You may not know Rhode Island,
03:15but here, secrets don't stay buried for very long.
03:19Her husband's a foot doctor,
03:20but I think he's doing more than rubbing foot.
03:23You want some cheese?
03:37I would love a glass of wine.
03:38I'm a little stressed.
03:39You want red wine right now?
03:40Here we go.
03:41Anything.
03:42Any color.
03:43Because when my family, when they come over,
03:44it just needs that edge off.
03:45You know what I mean?
03:48Deck the halls.
03:49Why is he saying deck the halls?
03:51Because it's Christmas.
03:52That's the last time I set the table.
03:55That's actually the truth.
03:56Don't make me die.
03:58Selena is my mini-me.
04:02She likes everything that I like.
04:04At a store, she'll be like,
04:05Mom, this is cute.
04:06And I'll be like, it is cute.
04:07Good job.
04:08High five.
04:09Okay, I'll do it.
04:11And she loves Britney Spears.
04:14I love Britney Spears.
04:15What is that?
04:16This is a cheese, a soft cheese with the crackers.
04:18Where are the crackers?
04:19I got them in there.
04:20Relax.
04:21You're in the restaurant business.
04:22I thought you would be better help today.
04:25Billy owns like a bunch of restaurants in Rhode Island.
04:27And my favorite is Pizza Mama.
04:29I want to talk to you about like a new picture.
04:32Kind of updated.
04:32You made me do this like girly pizzeria, so.
04:37Hi.
04:37Alicia, we're all in the car.
04:39You're coming to your house?
04:40Oh, good.
04:40So how far away are you?
04:41I don't even know.
04:43I have a big Italian family.
04:44I have six aunts.
04:46And we all live in Rhode Island.
04:50Alicia wants to move back to Cranston someday.
04:53Really bad.
04:54Because she misses being with family.
04:56It's just so far.
04:58We're going to pack a lunch just to go there.
05:00I would have been to your house, Nikki, four times already in the back.
05:04Oh, yeah.
05:06When I was eight months pregnant, Billy can move us all the way in Providence.
05:10That was terrible.
05:11We're finally here.
05:13Yay.
05:14Now we have to carry all the food in.
05:17Hello, baby.
05:18Hi.
05:18How are you?
05:19Hi, auntie.
05:20You look beautiful.
05:21Hi.
05:21Hi, auntie.
05:22You look gorgeous.
05:23You look gorgeous.
05:24Oh, my God.
05:24You look gorgeous.
05:25Mangia.
05:26Mangia, manch.
05:27My grandfather, he opened up Superior Bakery and a few other pizza restaurants.
05:31And he was, like, well-known all over Rhode Island.
05:34Billy, I love this house.
05:36Don't get me wrong.
05:37Yeah.
05:37But I say we can build a beautiful one in Cranston.
05:40Billy, what a wedding you could have out here.
05:43Talk to your niece.
05:45Alicia, why don't we have a wedding here?
05:49Not here, no.
05:50No, I wouldn't do that here.
05:51I want...
05:52You get married?
05:53Oh, please.
05:54Come on, just do it.
05:55I'll take next year.
05:57Listen, I'm aging.
06:00Me and Billy got engaged when I was about seven months pregnant.
06:05Nine years ago.
06:06Billy, I want you to get your swagger back and just beggar against the wall.
06:10Do something.
06:11Oh, my God.
06:13Can we eat?
06:15Yeah, I'm starving.
06:16I'm starving.
06:20Oh, my God.
06:21Alicia, have you seen Liz?
06:22Yeah.
06:23Oh, my God.
06:23I love Liz.
06:24She has a very big fear of pride.
06:27Liz?
06:28Liz has no fear to me.
06:29I've known Liz since I was born.
06:31They used to call her Cece, yeah.
06:33I remember her being, like, beautiful.
06:35She was older than me.
06:37But sometimes Liz makes me nervous.
06:39She's definitely a queen.
06:40Queen Elizabeth.
06:42She lives in, like, the most gorgeous castle.
07:04Look, Ganja, it's a beautiful day.
07:07Oh, Ganja, look at all of this.
07:10Look at how blessed we are.
07:11Everyone always says, I'm blonde, and I bite people's heads off.
07:16Where are you going?
07:17Is it too hot for your little feetsies?
07:20And I get this a lot lately.
07:22I can be scary.
07:23Jerry, let's go see Dad.
07:26Jerry?
07:29Ooh, stinks in here.
07:31Jerry and I met at a bar.
07:33Jerry McGraw, you want your morning drink?
07:36Yeah, please.
07:37Jerry and I were married about six months, and that was when, you know, the whole ancestry
07:42DNA thing was blowing up.
07:44I mean, if you look at Jerry and you look at me, no one's ever going to say we're related.
07:49But we are related somewhere down the line.
07:52You want to be called Dad?
07:53I'll call you Dad.
07:55Daddy.
07:56Yeah, girl.
07:59When I met Jerry, he told me he had three girls, and they were little.
08:05I was not prepared to be a mom.
08:07School, uniforms, hair, baths, lunches.
08:12I go to try and wave, they're like, ah, stop!
08:15Skyla's not in the car yet.
08:17Skyla's got one foot in the car.
08:21Jerry?
08:23Hey, babe.
08:24Let's discuss the day, shall we?
08:27Yeah.
08:27Gonna not do the bundle bag this year.
08:30Jerry and I own a cannabis dispensary.
08:34We were one of the first on the East Coast.
08:38I like to believe that we trailblazed.
08:42It looks amazing.
08:45Pouring out some disclet for vape carts.
08:47My husband's the king of cannabis, so I think that by proxy, that makes me the queen of weed.
08:55Where you going in East Greenwich?
08:57Like Blue or Water Street or one of those places.
09:00I'm going to take the dinghy.
09:03Be nice to meet Kelsey while it's a nice day.
09:12Thank you, Simon.
09:14You're welcome, Kelsey.
09:15I know Kelsey because I grew up with her boyfriend.
09:19Kelsey and her boyfriend, they have an age disparity.
09:25But I don't think he's that old because he's actually my age.
09:42My hat.
09:44Really?
09:46Oh, my armpits.
09:49Dolly!
09:50Hey, Slay!
09:51Look at that queen, Doc.
09:53I already have swamp ass waiting for you.
09:56Nothing wrong with the little swamp ass here or there.
09:59Solly, you made it.
10:01In one piece and you're dry.
10:03I'm going to put this on my chair so my ass doesn't sweat.
10:07Liz, what do you want?
10:08Gin?
10:09Yeah, gin was mother's milk to her.
10:11I'm going to have Hendrix.
10:13We're going to have a spicy tuna and extra, extra lemons, please.
10:22I'm going to pick the seeds out.
10:29Oh, that's right.
10:31You have a crazy aversion to lemon seeds.
10:34We should normally pick these lemon seeds out of her.
10:37No.
10:38Her staff at the house, they do.
10:40It's true.
10:43Fourth of July, what are you thinking?
10:45Well, he's not going to be in town.
10:48I'm used to it, but when I have my free time and I'm solo, to be honest, I love it.
10:55And look at you, baby, you got everything.
10:59I live a life of lunchery and I've been lucky to be a lady of leisure for 10 years now.
11:06Living in a 16,000 square foot home, the house literally has everything that I need.
11:13Four kitchens, 79 TVs, the closet.
11:17Best part.
11:19Basically in a different zip code just to get to the bedroom.
11:24My boyfriend's family is probably one of the most prominent families in the state of Rhode Island.
11:29And he has allowed me to live a life of not being able to work.
11:35I first met him when I was 19.
11:37I saw him on a boat.
11:39This guy is tall, dark, handsome.
11:41He made out for two hours.
11:43Straight.
11:44Didn't even come up for air.
11:47When we started dating 10 years ago, he's the whole reason why I became Miss Rhode Island.
11:53If I didn't have that extra push from him, I would have never had the balls to do it.
11:57He's a good person.
11:58He's a good man.
11:59And for a good five months of the year, he's gone.
12:02So like, I'm in a literal empty house where it's just me.
12:06Sweetie.
12:08Sitting on the couch.
12:09I'm bored in this house all by myself.
12:12My relationship is very unorthodox.
12:16You know, this man dates multiple people.
12:19And for the first half of the year, my boyfriend is in Miami.
12:24And when he's in Miami, he's with somebody else.
12:29All right.
12:30Have a good day.
12:31I'll talk to you later.
12:32Bye.
12:32But now, I'm at that crossroads where I just hit 30, and I want more for myself.
12:39I want to be in a committed relationship with one person.
12:43But at his age in his life, there's not one thing he's going to change.
12:47He is who he is.
12:49And either I accept it, or I have to leave.
12:53The good has always outweighed the bad.
12:56I get that.
12:57You don't want to be second fiddle.
12:59I always thought when I first started dating him, I'm in this man's life for however long this man wants
13:05me to be in his life for.
13:06And I don't feel like necessarily I was ever in control of that.
13:10But you were okay with that.
13:11But now, as you're growing into your skin and maturing...
13:17Oh, I'm going...
13:18What's happening?
13:18No.
13:20I mean, I know...
13:24I feel like I've, for a long time, like, I don't know what the right thing to do is.
13:29Of course I love him.
13:32And that's what sucks, because I do care so much about him.
13:36I know it's scary coming from a point of having it all to a point of making it all on
13:43your own.
13:44It's like stepping into the unknown is the hardest part for me, because I've had the most amazing life.
13:50I don't know.
13:54Coming up next on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island...
13:58Rosie was questioning your relationship.
14:01Hello there.
14:02I'm a cold bitch at the end of the day.
14:04When it comes to my relationship, I don't need to explain what I want to do with anybody.
14:25It looks so pretty here.
14:26I haven't been to this new sign.
14:27Hi.
14:28Welcome to Matunik.
14:29Do you have a reservation today?
14:30Yes.
14:30Is it under you?
14:31Gary Tiberi or Joel and Tiberi?
14:33Okay, yep.
14:33Right this way.
14:36Thank you so much.
14:36So you are.
14:37Enjoy.
14:38Oh, this is gorgeous.
14:40I know.
14:40It looks really pretty.
14:42This is the best to you in the house.
14:43Do you want to get a drink?
14:45Yes.
14:46Oh, dear.
14:46What kind of night is this going to be?
14:48It's going to be a good night if we start off with a shot.
14:50Gary and I met in high school.
14:52He was like that hot senior and I was like this little innocent freshman.
14:57And I'd walk by his locker and be like, hi.
15:00And he finally said, oh, you're Jen's little sister.
15:03I never already know what I want.
15:04My sister loves him.
15:05But I was like, I want to marry this man.
15:08And I chased him.
15:09And then finally I got him.
15:12The sun will set.
15:13It'll be beautiful.
15:14Like the wedding.
15:14It's weird though looking back.
15:16Like just thinking about like some of the people I even had like a wedding party.
15:20I mean, grown apart, but.
15:22I pretty much hang with all my guys still.
15:26My mouth gets me in so much trouble with everybody.
15:28I truly do not know why anyone tells me things.
15:31But when somebody says, you know, don't tell anyone, of course I'm not going to.
15:35Like I'm going to just tell my best friend and like my other best friend.
15:38And that's it.
15:39I tell them not to tell anyone.
15:41But if they do, that's on them.
15:43Thank you for taking me here.
15:45You know, I love it here.
15:45Absolutely.
15:46It's our favorite.
15:47Thank you for loving me.
15:48Tolerating me.
15:50I know it hasn't been easy with me.
15:52I come across scary.
15:53I know that I can be a bitch, but I'm not actually a bitch.
15:56It's been easy for me, babe.
15:58When people get to know me, they're not as scared.
16:01As scared.
16:02Hello, how we doing?
16:04Hi.
16:04How are you?
16:04How are you?
16:05Do we want to start out with any appetizers at the moment?
16:07The oysters are North Stars and East Beach Blondes, and then I'm a tunic for my friend.
16:11A dozen?
16:12Sounds great.
16:13We're back.
16:14Can't wait to get these oysters.
16:16Everyone in the house is sick, but I'm glad that we got out.
16:18I think Julie just looks like a 24-hour thing.
16:21You think so?
16:22Yeah.
16:23Having three kids might as well be having 500 children.
16:26Oh, dear.
16:28I know.
16:32If you put this on, I will give you a cake pop, please.
16:36I'm that PTA mom that buys cookies and then throws them in the Tupperware to bring them
16:42to a bake sale.
16:44It's been a tough year, I think.
16:46Like, having three kids, going back to work, it's overwhelming me.
16:50You know, like, your mom, like, this old-school Italian, she didn't work.
16:53I work in aesthetic sales, so I work with a lot of plastic surgeons, dermatologists, med
16:59spas.
16:59My counterpart will go in, sell them a device such as a laser, microneedling, fat reduction,
17:05body contouring.
17:05I then go in and I teach them how to use it.
17:08I swear to God, because it's cold, I feel nothing.
17:11I like working.
17:12I like making my own money and not having to rely on Gary.
17:15Like, what's this for?
17:16It's probably for Botox.
17:18All righty.
17:21I'll do a dirty martini.
17:23Extra dirty with blue cheese olives.
17:24Sounds great.
17:25Should do them too.
17:26You're trying to get me drunk, Mr. Tiberi.
17:29Thanks.
17:30That's going to work one of two ways for you, just so you know.
17:32That's either going to be really a fun night for us, or it's going to be, I'm going to
17:35go right to sleep.
17:49What is all this powder?
17:52Oh wait, the powder's coming out of the vacuum.
17:54No wonder why I keep cleaning.
17:55Oh my God.
17:57I can't.
18:06Oops.
18:09It's the hair flip for me.
18:10Hello.
18:11Love Shaq, KC, at your finest.
18:13I love your outfit.
18:14I love the makeup look.
18:15These are mine.
18:16Wait, you have the exact same ones.
18:18I love that Rosie is the Taurus, and she's very loyal.
18:23She's a girl's girl.
18:24You look like a supermodel.
18:25People are going to be like asking for your autograph.
18:26Oh my God, stop.
18:27I've known Rosie for two years now, I think.
18:29I'm bad at math.
18:30The girl who used to do my Botox was her best friend.
18:33Anyways, she's fun.
18:34We have fun together.
18:35And we became really close over the past year.
18:38And before that, I knew of her, because Rosie was a newscast girl.
18:42We have a crash in Providence on 95 Northbound.
18:45It's right before Thurber's out of the shoulders block.
18:47I recently found out that my stepdad had a crush on her.
18:51I wanted to throw up my mouth.
18:53I was a TV reporter and anchor on the number one station here in Rhode Island.
18:57I don't think it's any shock to anyone that the only people watching the news the last
19:0010 years were 50 plus.
19:01If I don't go somewhere and so many says my grandfather loves you, then I've had a bad
19:05day.
19:06Oh my God, this is really pretty down here.
19:08By the way, happy anniversary.
19:10Oh, thank you.
19:11It's actually this weekend.
19:12Oh my God.
19:14Me and Rich have been married for one year.
19:15Rich is by far my best friend, and he's my biggest supporter.
19:19We're going to be so tall with these on.
19:21Good.
19:23Rich has a million hobbies that make him money.
19:25He flips houses with his uncle.
19:27He DJs.
19:27He sings.
19:28You want to come hear a Sinatra tune?
19:30This is a song to listen to right here.
19:32He became a Frank Sinatra singer.
19:34Good night, ladies and gentlemen.
19:35Thank you so much.
19:36Not an impersonator.
19:38He gets really upset when people say that.
19:40This is unlyphatic to don't fall in the woods and roll down in the water because I'm not
19:44saving you.
19:45This isn't even that hard.
19:46Like, I've had heels way harder than this.
19:48This is actually like such a vibe.
19:50It's actually really fun.
19:52We will get the job.
19:55I do have fun with Rosie.
19:57I cook like this.
19:58I cook.
19:59I cleave.
20:00This is my type of exercise.
20:02It's good for your lithotic system.
20:04It's good for your feet to do this for some reason.
20:06I don't know.
20:07The girl who does my massages says that.
20:10This was like the most cardio I've done in a while.
20:12Me too.
20:12And I almost died.
20:13I was trying to do James Fonda.
20:18Talk to me about this picnic.
20:20So yeah, it's a work event for my TV show.
20:22I have a lifestyle show that airs on Saturdays and Sundays.
20:25I just do segments with local businesses.
20:28I literally had to fast all day just to be hungry for this shoot.
20:31Are you serious?
20:32Yeah, because I took those umpics like two days ago.
20:35Tomorrow I'm hosting a picnic.
20:37It's actually a collab I'm doing with a picnic company that does like posh picnics.
20:41And so we're setting up an entire picnic.
20:43So we might as well shoot the segment and then have some of my friends come by.
20:46And we can actually enjoy it.
20:48Honestly, the only thing I'm worried about, Joellen's going to be there.
20:50Do you think she'll be nice?
20:54Yeah.
20:56I don't know how to like put her in her place a lot.
20:59Tomorrow you might have to.
21:01I met Joellen through Alicia.
21:04She grew up with Joellen.
21:06They're in a clique.
21:07Liz and Kelsey are in the clique as well.
21:10I want to be friends with everyone.
21:12Here's the thing, like if you're going to be in this friend group, like you have to be
21:14friends with Joellen.
21:15But she also does have like a reputation that precedes her.
21:20And I told her to her face, I was like, you're actually really nice and you're not
21:22being mean.
21:23I think Joellen likes to throw shade sometimes.
21:25I think that she's so insecure about being like this villain in her mind and in her life.
21:29And she should stop being one.
21:29That she like is constantly trying to put the like the darkness on everybody else.
21:33Everybody else.
21:34So no one's paying attention to like her.
21:36The reason I'm extra nervous with Joellen is because recently it was a very casual day
21:40at her house.
21:40She invited everybody over.
21:41We were all wearing sweatpants.
21:44And she said some nasty things about me when she didn't think I could hear her.
21:48But I clock everything.
21:49We've all heard the rumors.
21:50Like it's crazy what people say.
21:52I didn't know she was a swinger.
21:56I just heard the rumor about it.
21:57I heard a rumor too.
21:58But I want to know.
21:59I still want to know.
22:00Call me nosy.
22:01Fine.
22:01F it.
22:01I am nosy.
22:02I've known Joellen forever since she was in middle school.
22:05And I've known her family.
22:06I was best friends with Jen.
22:08The Joellen's sister.
22:09And I did communion with Gary.
22:11I think we even made our confirmation together too.
22:13So Gary and I are very close.
22:15Not as close as him and his sister are.
22:17What do you mean by that?
22:19Jen and Gary might have had like a little thing in high school.
22:24Shit.
22:26Look at that pigeon thing.
22:28What is that little bird?
22:28It's not a pigeon.
22:29I know.
22:29But what is it?
22:31It's a long stem bird.
22:32It's so pretty.
22:33I should know this.
22:35An ostrich?
22:37No.
22:37That's wrong.
22:39That bird is beautiful.
22:40A long neck like a swan.
22:41An anorexic swan.
22:43A swan of those epic.
22:44That's a swan of those epic.
22:46We're a really ugly flamingo.
22:48I can't.
22:50I love birds.
22:53Coming up next on The Real Housewives of Around.
22:56I said I was evil and that even children wasn't with me.
22:58I don't think I said that to your face, but I do feel that way.
23:02Wait, what?
23:26She's going to love the disco balls.
23:27I know.
23:33Do you need help with anything?
23:34No, I'm good.
23:35Actually, yeah, we're just going to take this.
23:36Hey.
23:37Wait, you guys, this looks so good.
23:40Growing up, I wanted to be Ryan Seacrest.
23:42I was lining up my little teddy bears and pretending to interview the teddy bears.
23:46That's what I wanted to do when I was little.
23:48Whoa!
23:49Can you take this down for me when I'm done with it?
23:52I have an event that I have to go to, so I'm...
23:54Yeah, but I only need it to get changed.
23:56Okay.
23:57Me and Rich met when I was an intern for the morning show that he was the on-air producer
24:03for.
24:04All right, do you want me to check, see if Kevin's ready?
24:06I mean, yeah.
24:07Okay.
24:07And now, you're my intern now, bitch.
24:11We are rolling.
24:12Okay.
24:13Hey, guys, welcome back to Road Trippin'.
24:15I'm your host, Rosie Woods.
24:16Today, we are at the beach right here in East Greenwich, and we are having a posh picnic.
24:20Okay.
24:20Okay.
24:21So first, let's start with your title.
24:22Chief Salami Officer.
24:25Of?
24:26Charcuterie Creations.
24:27Okay.
24:28So I brought a charcuterie board for you girls to enjoy, some artisanal sandwiches, and a fruit platter.
24:35Hi, y'all.
24:36Hi, beautiful.
24:37Hi.
24:37Hi, and yellow.
24:38Say hello.
24:40Being very, a ray of sunshine.
24:42I'm at the picnic because Alicia wanted me to come.
24:45However, I'm not a fan of Rosie.
24:48Is she filming?
24:52Road trippin'?
24:52Welcome to Road Trippin'.
24:54I'm your host, Rosie Woods.
24:55All right, that's enough.
24:56I just want you to know, um, there's 215 views.
25:01Damn it, I gave her a view.
25:03That was great.
25:04That's all we need.
25:04This is beautiful.
25:06Oh my God, I'm gonna die.
25:07I love your outfit.
25:09Over here is the charcuterie.
25:10And then over here are your gift bags.
25:12I like love that bag.
25:13Hi.
25:14Hi, how are you?
25:16Everybody's outfits are so cute.
25:18Thanks for coming.
25:19Oh my God.
25:20Hi.
25:21Hey.
25:21I'm Jowell.
25:22Ashley, nice to meet you.
25:23I love your dress.
25:25Hi, nice to meet you, Ashley.
25:27I'm so cute with the little bucket.
25:29Oh yeah.
25:30Oh my God, for me?
25:31Stop it.
25:32Is that Dunkin' Donuts?
25:33Oh my goodness.
25:34If there's one thing that'll warm up a Rhode Island crowd, it is Dunkin'.
25:41Ashley's my really good friend.
25:42We originally bonded over the fact that, like, we both love boy bands, we both love the Disney
25:46channel, all the little dumb things that teenage girls really care about.
25:50This is, like, the best gift I've ever gotten.
25:51Other than the fact that she was on The Bachelor and is super famous, where I basically
25:55the same person.
25:57Married to Jared Haven, Rhode Island native, very proud.
26:01I met him on Bachelor in Paradise.
26:03When I saw him for the first time, I was, like, hit by this love at first sight thing.
26:09And then it turned out to be true.
26:11Now that we've been married for six years, we're in the real life part of the fairy tale
26:17where the real life stuff is happening.
26:18You have to go potty, don't you?
26:20I know.
26:20You have to go poopy.
26:22Are you sure?
26:23People will tell us all the time, oh my God, your love is so inspiring.
26:27I'm like, oh, thank you.
26:27But also know that, like, we're also sitting next to each other on the couch at night going
26:31like this.
26:32Okay, so, Ashley, tell me about you.
26:34I'm from Virginia.
26:35Okay.
26:36Yeah.
26:36So I met my husband on The Bachelor.
26:38Where did you get married?
26:39Down here?
26:40We got married at Kay Chapel in Newport.
26:43Okay.
26:43And then we had our reception at Rosecliff.
26:45I will say that Rhode Island is different because it's so close to Nate.
26:50If they didn't see you in kindergarten, it's a problem.
26:53I've never been to a state where people are so proud to be from it.
26:59I haven't, in the four years that we've been here, really, like, made my own group.
27:03Right.
27:04I think it's just a hard place to infiltrate because it's like, if you're not from Rhode
27:09Island, like, suspect.
27:12What did you guys do yesterday?
27:14Kelsey came by yesterday.
27:16We had a good time.
27:17How is Kelsey?
27:18You know, she's going through a lot.
27:20I feel like I've relied on him for so much.
27:24Like, I wouldn't have to worry about how much things cost.
27:26I was 20 years old.
27:27Now I'm 31.
27:28That's 11 years of sugar.
27:30You know, she's just kind of, like, in between, like, what she wants to do for the future.
27:34It's like a personal change?
27:36Yeah, I think she's, you know, she doesn't, you know, I don't know.
27:43She's 31 and she wants to make it, she doesn't, you know, I don't know.
27:47She's a doll, though.
27:50Oh my God, let's play that game.
27:51Never have you ever.
27:52I usually end up with all five fingers up.
27:55Okay.
27:56Never have I ever done any butt stuff.
27:59Wait, so you put it down if you've done it?
28:00If you've done it.
28:01Obviously.
28:02I like it with guys that have, like, skinny wieners.
28:05If someone ever touched my butt, I would actually get a gut and kill them.
28:08Never have I ever had a threesome.
28:12Okay, no.
28:12You've never had, like, any threesome-ness.
28:14Never, Joellen.
28:16Okay, here's a good one.
28:17Never have I ever had a polygamist.
28:19Wait, what does that mean again?
28:21Like, if you have, like, a boyfriend here and then you have a boyfriend somewhere else.
28:24Do you imagine?
28:25I thought Kelsey was that.
28:27You thought Kelsey was what?
28:30Isn't she, like, her boyfriend has a girlfriend here and a girlfriend in Florida, no?
28:34I don't know.
28:35You should ask her.
28:36Yeah, I would love to.
28:37I'm very confused, but there's so many rumors about it, but I, like, don't know anything about it.
28:40I mean, there's a lot of rumors about everybody.
28:42This is what bothers me about Rosie.
28:44She's constantly talking s***, whether it be me or Kelsey or any other friend.
28:49I would actually pick up the phone and call her and be like, so before I embarrass you in front
28:52of people,
28:53you want to, like, take ownership for this?
28:54And she's like, well, this person said this, and yes, I did say that, but only because it's always an
29:00excuse.
29:01I just want to know, like, who do you want to spend Christmas with?
29:04That's what I'm saying.
29:04Do you spend Thanksgiving with one and Christmas with another?
29:08And I totally get that, because you get double presents.
29:10What do you mean double presents?
29:11Like, on Christmas, do you have to buy football?
29:13I thought her boyfriend had another girlfriend.
29:16What are you saying?
29:16She's another boyfriend?
29:19If you have a question, ask her.
29:21That's all I'm going to say.
29:22It's all rumors.
29:23That's all I'm asking.
29:24Rosie, you constantly talk s***, and I don't love it.
29:27Like, I'm a very nosy person, Nosy Rosie.
29:29I have questions.
29:30I have follow-up questions.
29:31What do you expect from me?
29:32I used to be a reporter.
29:34It's actually hilarious that you would say that, because I heard you talking s*** about me.
29:37That's not true at all.
29:39And I still invited you to my picnic here today to be nice to you.
29:41I mean, it's okay.
29:43You went to your house.
29:44You talked s*** about me.
29:45You took Kelsey.
29:46And then you were surprised that I sat there quiet.
29:47I heard you talking s*** about the wine that I brought.
29:50I mean, your wine was very, very cheap.
29:53You said I was evil and that even children wouldn't like me.
29:56Wait, what?
29:57I don't think I said that to your face, but I do feel that way.
30:01If you don't want me talking about what you've done to me, then stop doing s*** up s*** to me.
30:05And that'll be the solution.
30:07And you didn't have to come to my s*** picnic.
30:08I didn't have to pay $1,000 for your s*** gift bag.
30:12Shut the s*** up.
30:13Like, are you out of your mind?
30:26If you don't want me talking about what you've done to me, then stop doing s*** up s*** to me.
30:29And you didn't have to come to my s*** picnic.
30:31Oh, Rosie, shut the s*** up.
30:34Like, are you out of your mind?
30:38Jo Long likes to throw jobs when she can.
30:40She has a side to her where she switches up real quick.
30:44If she knows something that she can say to me, she's going to say it.
30:47And that's just the beauty of Joellen.
30:49I literally invited you here as, like, an olive branch.
30:51And you're just being, like, yourself.
30:53I don't know what victim card you're trying to play.
30:55You're the one that's mean to me.
30:56It's like, leave me alone.
30:58No, don't cry.
30:58Listen, no, no.
30:59I'm just so mean to everybody.
31:00I'm just like, you're so mean.
31:02I don't like that you think I'm a bad person.
31:04You're not a bad person.
31:05I don't have to be a bad person.
31:07Listen, Rosie, listen.
31:09I'm not trying to make you cry.
31:10Let's start over, okay?
31:12Yes.
31:12Start from here.
31:13I love you.
31:13You tried to turn everybody against me.
31:14Who I did?
31:16No, no.
31:17I just want to move on.
31:20Let's just pretend nothing happened and just start.
31:22Crash.
31:24Everyone put their hands in.
31:25I really believe in this.
31:27Rosie, put your hands on top.
31:29Go ahead.
31:31I'm trying to start over with you, all right?
31:33I'm trying to...
31:34I wanted to invite all of you guys.
31:36I'm having a 4th of July party, Rosie included.
31:39I want to invite all of you guys to it.
31:41It's going to be fun.
31:41I haven't been to a 4th of July party, like, ever,
31:43so that's very exciting.
31:44I'm excited for it.
31:45I'm excited for it.
31:46I want...
31:47Rosie, I'm here because I want to just get past the bulls**t.
31:52I am hopeful that we can just move forward
31:55and go to the 4th of July party and have a good time,
31:57but I am nervous.
31:59I'm going to try to come up with a really cute gift,
32:01so I have to figure that out.
32:04Well, I say that we cheers to a new start
32:07and thanks for, um, I think I've had a great time
32:10with you except for the fighting.
32:12Ashley!
32:13Guys, there's nothing left in here.
32:17Cheers.
32:20Can we play Monopoly one day?
32:21I'm going to play Monopoly one day.
32:36Oops.
32:43I am so freaking excited to get my car back.
32:46You don't like the truck?
32:47No, parking that thing is significantly different
32:50than my car.
32:50She's just bigger.
32:51She's got a big ass on her.
32:52She has a huge ass.
32:54I have not had coffee yet today.
32:56What do you want?
32:57Can I get a turtle?
32:59It's been almost four years
33:00since we opened up Audrey's Coffee House and Lounge.
33:03It is the second rated celebrity-owned restaurant
33:07in the United States,
33:09Bon Jovi being number one.
33:11The ice machine's not working again?
33:13me.
33:14It's always something.
33:15I'll swear.
33:16Now, is it a huge moneymaker?
33:18No.
33:19I thought I would make more money than it is.
33:24So I met Joellen, who's-
33:26Hold on a second.
33:26Ava?
33:29I'm sorry, what were you saying?
33:30Anyway, we're at the picnic.
33:31You can just come right around, man.
33:32Sorry, just right in that corner is perfect.
33:34I'm sorry.
33:35Thank you, bro.
33:35I haven't really filled you in on that.
33:38But I should, because tomorrow you were invited to the 4th of July party.
33:43Yeah.
33:46Carter?
33:48Melissa said that she could take care of the kids.
33:50So tomorrow you will have Rich that you know.
33:54You'll know Rich.
33:55Thank you as well.
33:56And Rosie was-
33:56Love Rich.
33:57Yeah.
33:58Rosie was mentioning us carpooling just because she's like a little nervous.
34:01Why is she nervous?
34:03Because she has to see Joellen again.
34:04What happened between Rosie and Joellen?
34:06From what I heard from Rosie beforehand, is that Joellen had a whole bunch of ladies over
34:12her house, and Rosie brought over a $6 bottle of wine, to which I would totally do the same.
34:20I would have maybe, you know, spent a little bit more than $6 on a bottle of wine.
34:25Cheapish.
34:26Katie?
34:29Um, well, what time are you coming home?
34:31Uh, I don't know.
34:33I've been trying to reduce my hours here.
34:35I think I've been doing a good job.
34:36You've been doing a really good job.
34:37It's hard.
34:38When Jared first opened Audrey's, he was working 100 hours a week.
34:46While he's adjusted his hours to be home much more, he still focuses, like, all of his time
34:51and energy at Audrey's.
34:52And then there's two kids at home that I have to go be with.
34:55So, Audrey's is our third child.
34:58Here's my thing about this place.
35:00I know that you love it.
35:02But, like, you don't light up about it.
35:04No, I don't.
35:05I mean, you could be living a more enjoyable life by doing something.
35:09I don't know what it is yet, whether it's you doing.
35:12But, like, that can go weeks without seeing you smile.
35:16I know.
35:18Jared and I are influencers.
35:19I have a bigger following than him, but he could still live a very wonderful life off the
35:26following that he has and, like, the opportunities that come to him.
35:28But he wanted something outside of social media.
35:31And, man, oh, man, did he get it.
35:35You know how you're constantly thinking about Audrey's?
35:37I'm constantly thinking, how am I going to make Jared happy?
35:40How can I make Jared happy?
35:41Well, I don't want you to do that.
35:43Of course I don't want that.
35:44It's the last thing I want.
35:46It's just like, can we just have fun?
35:48Like, I just want to, like, not have you thinking about Audrey's.
35:51I know.
35:52I need to be better at it.
35:53I couldn't agree more.
35:54Okay.
35:56Poor Jason's waiting for his drink.
35:57Jason!
36:00Coming up next on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
36:03Truthfully, was it brought up by you about the way my relationship is?
36:06I mean, Joellen brought it up.
36:08Joellen brought it up?
36:09No.
36:19Can you pick out our 4th of July outfit, okay?
36:22So this is what mom's going to wear.
36:24You don't like it?
36:30So bend your knees a little more?
36:32Good.
36:33Good.
36:33Squeeze.
36:34You think Lululemon comes up with camel toe-free leggings?
36:42What's today?
36:434th of July.
36:44It is the 4th of July.
36:46Hi, babe.
36:47Why aren't you dressed?
36:48I am dressed a little...
36:50For what?
36:51Mama, I want to be right back.
36:53All right, you be right back, Angel.
36:55For the party, I rented a house in Portsmouth on the water.
36:59You want me to wear the blue linen?
37:01Yeah, I think you look very handsome in that.
37:034th of July is huge in Rhode Island.
37:05But I have no idea what the 4th of July is about.
37:08Plymouth Rock, Columbus.
37:12Plymouth Rock is in Massachusetts, which is our neighbor.
37:15It has something to do with, like, the Nina Pinta in Santa Maria.
37:204th of July is big in Rhode Island.
37:21I don't know why.
37:22She's got a little bit of a hairy face.
37:24Gary!
37:25What an asshole!
37:27I'm just playing.
37:28I'm going to go do the pool.
37:30We're hosting a party.
37:31You're not skimming the pool.
37:33Please.
37:33I need you to get ready.
37:34I'm going to go skim the pool.
37:36No, no, don't skim the pool.
37:38My mom's coming.
37:40Oh, God.
37:43Hi, Danoli.
37:46Hi.
37:47Where's my babies?
37:48I think they're in the playroom over there.
37:49Thank you for watching them.
37:50I decided to fulfill my commitment.
37:53Fulfill your commitment as a grandmother.
37:55Let me know how much I owe you for tonight.
37:57Is it holiday double time?
37:58How dare you say I charge you?
38:00Then why did I send you money?
38:01I think that the maternal gene, it skipped my mother and grandmother.
38:07You're the best.
38:08I was doing regular teenage things, but my mom mistook that for just very bad behavior.
38:14My mother was really hard on me.
38:17I need to get dressed.
38:18Do you need any help with that?
38:19No, I don't need any help with that.
38:21I had no guide to how to be a good mother.
38:25Jolie, we're going to have fun.
38:26Look, Nanny's here.
38:27Do you want to have fun with her?
38:28So I'm doing the best that I can, and I just pray that my kids turn out amazing.
38:34Hi, how are you?
38:35Appreciate it.
38:37Thank you so much.
38:37I'm sorry for keeping you waiting.
38:39We have three kids.
38:40I'm so stressed out from that.
38:42My mom?
38:43I'm just nervous about three kids of her.
38:46I'm going to have to call and check in.
38:48I have Rosie coming to the party.
38:49I'm proud of you for that.
38:51Rosie made the comment about Kelsey having two boyfriends.
38:54She's kind of like, mind your own business.
38:56I can't imagine she acts up.
38:58I don't think she wants that smoke with you.
39:00She shouldn't, if she knows what's good for her.
39:04I do wish that this was a kids' welcome party.
39:08Jolene has kids, right?
39:10She has three?
39:10She does, and I brought her these amazing fireworks.
39:13I'm sure she'll complain about them.
39:14I made this entire bouquet, and then I also got a bottle of champagne.
39:17Rich, did you bring that?
39:18I have the champagne.
39:19Hey, Rich has got the champagne.
39:20How much was the champagne?
39:21I don't know, like 60 bucks or something?
39:23That's great.
39:24That's great.
39:24I am showing up tonight with a gift for Jolene, even though she made me cry,
39:28because my goal in life is just for everyone to like me,
39:30and I know deep down that that is the most unrealistic thing you could ever want,
39:35but it's all I want.
39:36So I'm just going to keep trying.
39:38No, I'm scared.
39:40No, I'm scared.
39:53Wow.
39:54Imagine if I tumbled down the stairs.
39:56Hi.
39:58For the party, we are going to have a raw bar.
40:02We're going to have caricatures.
40:03I have this plan to do caviar wieners.
40:06Somebody's going to be falling.
40:07Somebody's definitely falling.
40:09I may not cook, I may not clean, I may not have sex all the time,
40:12but I know how to throw a good party.
40:14Yeah, we got to get the hot dog set up.
40:16Yeah, I got to get these in the freezer.
40:17And we got to get that into the kitchen.
40:18My effing here is my face.
40:20Where?
40:21Where's everyone?
40:23I don't even have it.
40:24Is there anyone here?
40:26Joellen.
40:27Hi.
40:27This is absolutely gorgeous.
40:30How are you?
40:31Thank you for inviting us.
40:32By the way.
40:33I'm guaranteed.
40:35Happy four.
40:36Happy four.
40:36Good to see you.
40:37That's a great location.
40:38There's a cannoli station down there.
40:40Caricatures over there.
40:41They do characters?
40:43Caricature.
40:44I feel like they have characters.
40:47Caric...
40:48Caricatures.
40:49I don't know.
40:50Caricatures.
41:01Dolores Catania.
41:02She owns my heart.
41:05We're going right to the bar.
41:06We met at a cannabis convention back when Frank was just getting into the industry.
41:12Hi, everybody.
41:13Hi.
41:14This is Dolores.
41:15And I said, just come visit.
41:17See what it's like for a summer.
41:20Okay.
41:20Well, I'm going to start with this.
41:21We're crabbing.
41:22We're crabbing.
41:23I make a good crab sauce.
41:25Last time I made crab sauce that I caught myself, I was pregnant for Gabby.
41:29I trust Dolores.
41:31She knows where the berries, the bodies are buried.
41:34She knows where the berries are bodied.
41:41Dolores.
41:41Dolores.
41:42What a treat, doll.
41:42I think you're a dream.
41:44I think you're a dream.
41:45Hi, gorgeous.
41:47You can see, oh my God, my earrings just got cold.
41:48My heels keep getting stuck.
41:50Oh, mine did too.
41:50Mine did too.
41:51I've known Joellen since I was in high school.
41:53She used to work at a tanning salon that my friend used to work at.
41:56Joellen was hooking up with the owner of the tanning salon.
42:00And then the owner and his wife.
42:02You look beautiful.
42:03How gorgeous you look.
42:05She's ballsy.
42:07Do you guys want to sit down there?
42:08Yeah, yeah, let's go.
42:09Honey, can you get us all drinks?
42:10Sure.
42:11Come share me the way.
42:12Let's go.
42:13Let's go.
42:14Oh, you son of a bitch.
42:16You're a liability, Alicia.
42:17I am a liability.
42:18Oh, no.
42:18This is steep now.
42:19Wait.
42:20What?
42:21Wait for me.
42:23Give me your hand.
42:24I got it.
42:25We did it.
42:27We're not getting back up, just so you know.
42:28Oh, look at this guy.
42:30He's a good one.
42:31What is this?
42:32Oh, Vouv.
42:33Thank you, babe.
42:34You're a great husband.
42:35Love you.
42:36Cheers, everybody.
42:37Cheers.
42:38Welcome, Dolores.
42:40Welcome to Rhode Island.
42:42Thank you for having me.
42:44Tell me what you love about Rhode Island the most.
42:46Have you been?
42:47My first time out of Jersey, I was 18, and I came here.
42:50Is there a beach in New Jersey?
42:51Yeah.
42:52The Jersey Shore.
42:53Oh, Jersey Shore.
42:54Be quiet.
42:55That's not that I would ask.
42:56Stop it.
42:57Let's get it.
43:03Hello there.
43:05I think Rosie's here.
43:08Is she going to be annoyed at you because you're wearing all red?
43:10It's like she's wearing all red.
43:11I don't know.
43:12The devil in red.
43:13I'll be back.
43:14You said it, not us.
43:15Just said that just to be funny.
43:18She's not the devil.
43:19Drunken words are sober thoughts.
43:22I want to tell you what happened at the picnic.
43:24I need you to know I stuck up for you.
43:26This always sounds good.
43:27I know.
43:28That's always a really good story.
43:29So Rosie was questioning your relationship and polygamy.
43:34And Alicia was like, does Kelsey have two boyfriends?
43:39Where does she go for Christmas?
43:40Like, what's happened?
43:40I'm like, why don't you ask her that?
43:42You've been here a long time.
43:44Hi.
43:44Happy birthday.
43:45I just met Rosie at Joellen's.
43:48But I feel like I can sniff out the people that aren't girls' girls.
43:52Rosie is not a girls' girl.
43:53Beautiful.
43:54I love this dress.
43:55Is there a reason she's asking you about your relationship?
43:58Like, are you going through something, or?
44:02Um, my relationship is the only thing that makes me upset.
44:08Don't even sweat that.
44:10Rumors are rumors.
44:11We all know that.
44:12They're not all factual.
44:14I'm a cold bitch at the end of the day.
44:17But when it comes to my relationship, that's like sacred.
44:21It's my choice.
44:21I don't need to explain what I want to do with anybody.
44:33Like, I don't understand what she wants to know.
44:36She's just gossiping.
44:37Who cares?
44:37Who the f*** I want to date?
44:39They're talking about something.
44:41I'm worried about it.
44:44The thing is, is you have two choices.
44:46Don't be upset, though.
44:47You can either wipe it off and walk right by, or you can go and say, what the f*** you
44:52guys?
44:53Why are you talking about me when I'm not in a room?
44:55When I'm ready.
44:59You're the hostess.
45:00She's here, and you need to go say hello to her, and we should all go.
45:03And you're going to have to greet.
45:04Yeah, you're right.
45:05I invited her to my party, and I'm here to be kind to everyone.
45:09All right, let's do this.
45:10You're going to take your arm, though.
45:15Hi, guys.
45:16Hi.
45:17Hi.
45:17How are you?
45:19Beautiful.
45:20Thank you for inviting us.
45:21Dolores, this is Ashley.
45:23Oh, hi.
45:24Nice to meet you.
45:25Ashley.
45:26Hi, Rosie.
45:27How are you?
45:28Thanks for inviting me.
45:29Of course, of course.
45:29I've got you this.
45:31Oh, my God.
45:32This is a fireworks m'kay.
45:36Um, that was thoughtful and creative.
45:39And then this is, like, your real gift?
45:42We need to do that.
45:43Once again, a gift that I wouldn't give somebody.
45:49I'm making hot dogs with caviar right now.
45:52Oh, my God.
45:57Do you like a caviar wiener, you guys?
46:00Caviar wiener.
46:01There's no way I'm having a caviar wiener.
46:02Try it.
46:03No, no, no.
46:03You got to try it.
46:03I'm not doing it.
46:04It's delicious.
46:06Hi, guys.
46:08Hi, Kelsey.
46:09How are you doing?
46:10How are you?
46:11How are you?
46:11How are you doing?
46:12I'm good.
46:13I noticed that you came solo.
46:15I can go.
46:16Yeah.
46:16Okay.
46:17You're okay?
46:18Yeah.
46:19I hope everything's okay.
46:20No, listen.
46:21I like doing on my own.
46:22I'm used to it.
46:23But I know, like, the picnic, there was, like, questions of, like, the kind of relationship
46:29that I was in.
46:29If Rosie or anyone else has, like, a question on polygamy, every man does that all the time.
46:35Listen, my relationship, from day one, there were rules.
46:38I accepted a lot of things.
46:39Yeah.
46:39And that's it.
46:41Oh.
46:41I don't get it.
46:43I'm very confused by her.
46:46Hi.
46:47So, we were talking about, you know, how, like, everyone's always asking about, like,
46:52her situation.
46:53Like...
46:53Who's always asking?
46:55Like, anyone.
46:57You know when you go through something in life and it's sensitive, you don't want people
47:01sitting at other tables discussing it.
47:05I relate the most to Kelsey.
47:07It's funny because in this group of girls, she's the youngest.
47:11As we know, I'm the oldest.
47:13But we're very close.
47:15We protect each other.
47:17And I am eternally allergic to bull .
47:21What else have you said at that picnic?
47:23Nothing else.
47:24I didn't say one bad thing about you.
47:33Hey, Mom.
47:34Hi.
47:35How you doing?
47:36How'd she get Julie to go to bed?
47:38Hi, beautiful.
47:40Gia's up too?
47:41Mom, her bedtime was seven, I told you.
47:43Gia's definitely ready to go down.
47:44Yeah.
47:47Bye, Angel Luffin.
47:48Stick with me.
47:49All right.
47:50The kids are alive.
47:50All right.
47:51It made me lookin' nervous.
47:52With my mom.
47:54Even though I know she's a great grandmother.
47:55I don't know how to get past the things she's done to me as a child.
47:59I just don't want my kids to feel anything that I felt with her.
48:04Kids are alive.
48:11That's so good.
48:12That's so good.
48:13You know what I'm gonna do?
48:13Wait, who's the one with the red cheeks?
48:15Me, of course.
48:15What the ?
48:18What's that?
48:19Boom, boom juice.
48:20I don't want anything spicy.
48:22You know what I've been doing?
48:23I've been doing Dirty Charlates.
48:24What's that?
48:25What?
48:25Dirty Shirley is like a Shirley Temple, but they put vodka in it.
48:28I like that.
48:28Isn't that fun?
48:29What do you want to drink?
48:30I don't want a dirty whore.
48:32What?
48:34You two are going together?
48:36Yes.
48:37You know each other?
48:38Yes.
48:38We've known each other for like 20 years.
48:4120?
48:41Right, about.
48:42She used to date my boyfriend's brother.
48:46Yes.
48:47I'm waiting to see how big my teeth are on this.
48:49I'm known for my very big teeth.
48:52I still have yet to talk to Rosie.
48:54No.
48:55I talked to Alisha about it.
48:55What did she say?
48:56I know Alisha comes from like a place of like, she's not like ill.
49:01Right.
49:02Intended.
49:03Right.
49:03She's just not all there.
49:04Yeah, she's like, yeah.
49:06Yeah.
49:06So I, I haven't talked to Rosie yet about it.
49:10I said hello, she brought me this really nice like bouquet.
49:13You know, I'm just kind of moving forward.
49:14It's 4th of July.
49:15I want to have a good time.
49:16Yeah.
49:16I want everyone to have fun.
49:18I feel like you are moving past it and I'm like moving to it.
49:21I feel like Rosie, she's asking certain questions because she has like something calculating in her brain.
49:26And that's what I don't like.
49:29People seem to not be able to stop talking about my relationship.
49:33But like, Rosie, are you asking questions or are you already saying, no, I heard this and she is this
49:41and they are that.
49:42Cause that's a bad path to go down and it's going to end up ugly for you.
49:47One more time.
50:09Ladies, we're ready for this.
50:10We're ready.
50:11Oh, the teeth are huge!
50:14Are you gonna be here a lot this summer?
50:16What's the plan?
50:17Yeah, I look forward to seeing him at the time.
50:17We're going to be here for three months, four months.
50:19Oh my God.
50:19Yeah, yeah.
50:20Don't ask me where I'm living because it's somewhere over there.
50:22Jerry, where am I living?
50:24Jerry's like, where do I live?
50:26Wisman.
50:26Oh, Wisman.
50:27You're our neighbors.
50:28There you go.
50:29We're friends.
50:31Quitting up sisters?
50:32No, everyone thinks that, though.
50:33Why do you see a similarity?
50:36I went to Dolores' surgeon.
50:39She actually referred me to him.
50:41And we also had the same dentist.
50:45Oh, so cute.
50:46Oh!
50:48That's adorable.
50:51You're welcome.
50:52And we are twins.
50:56Look at you.
50:57You told me I couldn't have a cookie having a cupcake, you .
51:00I'm getting, like, eaten alive.
51:03We're in the best time.
51:04I'm, like, standing by the cookie spot and having five cookies.
51:07Come on.
51:09I'm going to put my shoes on right here.
51:11I'll be right here if you guys need me.
51:12Rosie.
51:12I'm going to put my shoes on while you're over here.
51:14Oh.
51:15I just want to know what happened at the picnic.
51:20Was there anything that I should be, like, concerned about?
51:25I don't think so.
51:27Nothing about my relationship or anything.
51:29What do you mean?
51:30I just want to know, truthfully, like, was it brought up by you about the way my relationship
51:36is?
51:36Honestly, like, I was just questioning stuff.
51:39I mean, Joellen brought it up.
51:41Joellen brought it up?
51:43Yeah.
51:45It was just, she's talking about it, saying, you're going through such a hard time.
51:48We were like, oh, my God, what hard time is she going through?
51:50And then it turned into, you know what I mean?
51:52Like, I wasn't trying to come for you.
51:54Yeah.
51:54Like, you know, Ashley's there.
51:55She has no idea what Fox is being talked about.
51:56You know what I mean?
51:56You guys, we're going to do sparklers.
51:58Oh, perfect.
51:58Let's do it.
51:59Here, come with me.
52:00I have some more over here.
52:01Yeah.
52:01Sounds good.
52:02All right.
52:03You really never know, like, who's telling you the truth, who's stabbing you in the back.
52:08To be honest, like, yeah, it is very hard to trust people around here.
52:12One, two, three.
52:15Happy birthday, Joellen!
52:24Rumors in Rhode Island are very typical.
52:26It's just part of the culture of our state.
52:30I definitely know a lot about people.
52:33I just don't say it.
52:35This group, they got big things behind the scenes.
52:40Big secrets, big cheating scandals, I don't know.
52:45I don't lie.
52:46There's really no reason to.
52:48The truth always comes out.
52:50I say it like it is.
52:51So if somebody says something to me that I've done?
52:53Yeah.
52:54Any other questions?
52:55Do you want details?
52:56If you're going to say all the rumors about me, I'm going to say all the rumors about you.
53:00And I've held my tongue all summer long.
53:07This season, in the Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
53:10Are you ready for this?
53:11Just when you thought it couldn't get crazier.
53:14Oh, my God.
53:17Cheers to effing Rhode Island.
53:20Cheers to not being sorry and moving on.
53:23I've been waiting for this all day because, like, I'm about to climax.
53:26I need to know what happened.
53:29You don't get to take it off, Ashley.
53:31What am I supposed to do?
53:32Not eat and drink?
53:34Holy .
53:34What happened?
53:35She's rubbing alcohol.
53:37I like what they call stripper juice.
53:39Give me that and I'll be happy.
53:40I went to a psychic once and she said, you carry so many people's energies on you.
53:46Me too.
53:46And she's like, you need to go into an Epstein salt bath.
53:48Epstein.
53:51There's someone showing up.
53:52Turning this head .
53:54Is that a Rue La La?
53:56Rue is half Syrian.
53:58She's a boss.
53:59Drop the mic.
54:00Here I am.
54:02There were echoes of Rue's husband having an affair.
54:06I want you to know that it's happening currently.
54:08It was told to me that you were perpetuating info around.
54:11When someone calls my wife's work, that's a huge problem for me.
54:15I just pray that you somehow hurt him.
54:20I'm 42.
54:21I haven't had any kids.
54:22I don't think it's something that we should rule out.
54:24This is like a deal breaker you should tell me now.
54:27I know that you're insecure about how Audrey's doesn't bring enough in.
54:31The two people in my life are the most wonderful people ever.
54:36Now you're saying that you do have two boyfriends.
54:39Like what?
54:40Every girl waits for their big fairytale moment and sometimes I feel like I don't think I'll ever get one.
54:45Why didn't you ever like love me if I didn't show her this?
54:48Because that's how I was raised.
54:50You're just f***ing up.
54:52Faithless f***ing me?
54:53All right, sorry.
54:54It's so exciting.
54:56You f***ing deserve it.
54:58With my husband, f***ing my kids, f***ing my job, I'm going to ruin your f***ing life.
55:01She doesn't like spotlight on anybody else but her.
55:04You're a narcissistic mother f***ing life.
55:04You are a narcissistic mother f***ing life.
55:05You.
55:05You are a nice girl.
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