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The Last Leg (2013) Season 34 Episode 10
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00:05Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:07So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:09Be simple, I'll be good for your health
00:12Keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
00:14Live my life like I just don't care
00:16Five thousand leaders never scared
00:19Rain and noise is the moment they fear
00:21Get up, you're still a beautiful idea
00:23Get up, throw your hands in the air
00:26Get up, it's shit
00:39Put on your Easter bonnet, make room for chocolate
00:42And cross your hot buns
00:43It's Friday, we're live, and it's time for the last leg
00:47Tonight on the show, we'll hold space for the Artemis Moon mission
00:51Set the record straight about Iran
00:53And kick off our excitement at the upcoming World Cup
00:57Plus we'll be joined by comedian Josh Pugh
01:00TV legend Lorraine Kelly
01:01And online football sensation Steve Bracknell
01:04On the show that likes to let you know
01:07What's really behind the news
01:18G'day, I'm Adam Hills
01:21Welcome to the last leg
01:22The show that heard Marmite is going to be sold to an American company
01:25And thought some people will hate that deal
01:27But others will probably like it
01:29With me as always of the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe
01:32And the man who's surprising his kids this Sunday
01:34With an Easter leg hunt
01:37Alex Rooker
01:45Loads of news to cover tonight
01:46I want to start with the news that okay
01:48We got this week from Carolyn
01:49Who said
01:49Is it okay that Josh likes to keep socks down his trousers?
01:55Caroline of course
01:55An ex-girlfriend
01:59Sorry?
02:00Do you want to explain
02:01Oh yeah, sorry
02:01Yeah, I didn't hear
02:02I was laughing at a joke
02:03I didn't hear what you said
02:04Oh, the amount of times I've heard that
02:06Um, so, uh, this week
02:08Um, I was coming back from a tour show
02:10Yep
02:11Uh, the usual way
02:12I kind of de-stress after tour shows
02:14I sit in the back of the car
02:15And I have a bowl of shreddies
02:18Um
02:19From a Tupperware box
02:22You, you are rock and roll
02:23I've always said
02:24Yeah, yeah, yeah
02:25Jerry Seinfeld called
02:26He wants his lifestyle back
02:28And then I
02:29I put my hand on my leg
02:30And I was like
02:30That feels thick
02:31That, um
02:32No, come on
02:35Oh, that's a shame
02:36The family show
02:38The material
02:39And then I was like
02:40There's something there
02:41And I put my hand
02:42Because obviously normally you'd go up
02:44But I was like
02:45It's too
02:45So I put my
02:46I'll be honest
02:47I didn't did my flies, Adam
02:48Right
02:49Yeah
02:49And I put my hand in
02:50And I pulled out a sock
02:53Like that
02:55It didn't bounce with that amount of
02:58The driver must have looked in his review meal
03:00And thought
03:01Fuck me
03:01He's enjoying them shreddies
03:04Or he thought
03:05He takes his socks off in a weird way
03:08So I've got my whole day
03:10Yeah
03:11I've been with my family in the day
03:12And then I've done the whole gig
03:13With a sock in the gusset of my trousers
03:16That I hadn't known was there
03:18You didn't need the word gusset
03:19No, he didn't really
03:21I saw you flinch
03:24I always put my face in it then
03:26It's been down my trousers
03:27I love that you're going
03:28Oh, it was purely an accident
03:29There was a sock down my trousers
03:32There seemed to be an aubergine down there as well
03:34It wasn't like a rolled up football sock
03:36It was like just a normal sock
03:38Well, look
03:39We talked about this during the week
03:40And knowing this
03:40I've got you an end of series present
03:42It's just there to your right
03:43If you'd like to open it up
03:44It's a pair of googly eyes
03:45That you can stick on
03:46Oh, that's nice
03:48So that's nice
03:49So let me stick these on
03:50Yep
03:51Where do I stick this
03:52So if I was to stick one there
03:53What's mine in the series present?
03:55I've got you some googly fingers
04:05So I just do it like this
04:09Oh, look
04:10There you go
04:11Hello
04:12Oh, amazing
04:13That is actually
04:14Do you know what?
04:16Hello
04:17What was it like in Josh's pants?
04:20I don't kiss and tell
04:23How was this gig?
04:25Do you know what?
04:26He absolutely smashed it
04:28And if you do want to go a good night out
04:30He's still on tour
04:33And let me be clear
04:34There is tickets available in Griffiths
04:37Did he treat you well down there?
04:38Um, yes
04:40I, um
04:41Do you know what?
04:42Why have you got such a weird voice?
04:46Which one of us
04:47Is that two?
04:49I feel like Kermit's getting a seat
04:51And desistlet around
04:53All right
04:53Let's move on with the show
04:55Before we move on
04:56I don't normally say this
04:57But I do need to do up my flies
05:00So just carry on
05:01Okay
05:02Uh, we are live
05:03So send us any questions
05:05You want to ask us about
05:05The news
05:07Sorry
05:08I just pretended to catch my foreskin
05:10Sorry
05:11If much enough
05:12It was finally the bit of his body
05:13He lost
05:16Uh, message us on Instagram
05:18The hashtags
05:19Is it okay?
05:20WhatsApp the numbers
05:2207956175908
05:23Or scan the QR code on the screen
05:24For example
05:25Ree said
05:25Is it okay that someone has made a break for it
05:27With 12 tonnes of Kit Kats?
05:29Yes
05:30More than 400,000 Kit Kats
05:32Went missing this week
05:33When a truck
05:34Carrying the new range
05:35Set off from central Italy
05:36But never reached its final destination in Poland
05:39Uh, the brand issued a statement
05:40Saying it's not a stunt
05:41And asked custom
05:42Uh, consumers
05:43To scan barcodes
05:45To help them find the stolen chocolate
05:47I mean, I don't know how that's going to help
05:48Most thieves will have melted them down by now
05:52Can I say how nice it is
05:54To do a story about missing fingers on this show
05:56And it's not to do with me?
06:01Uh, news of the high sparked an online race
06:04Other companies issued their own statements
06:06Like this cheeky post from Domino's
06:07Said we would like to share our thoughts
06:09And condolences with Kit Kat
06:10Following their recent sad news
06:11On a completely unrelated note
06:13We're pleased to announce
06:14We'll now be selling a new Kit Kat pizza
06:19Yes?
06:19What?
06:20You know
06:21You know how they can find the thieves
06:22Don't you?
06:24Just get a bounty hunter
06:25Huh?
06:27Oh, lovely
06:28Lovely
06:28You know what?
06:32That is not my kind of humour
06:37Uh, unsurprisingly
06:38Domino's started a chain reaction
06:40That led to this amusing post from Ryanair
06:45I've got a lot of questions about that
06:46Firstly, why has the plane taken a bite out of one end of the Kit Kat
06:49Then put the other end in its mouth?
06:51And also, why are there five fingers?
06:55Which is a question we often ask on this show
06:58Um, alright, let's get into the big story now
07:00And as fuel prices continue to rise
07:01Stock markets continue to fall
07:03Catherine said
07:06Yes, it is
07:08We all need something different and happier
07:10To lighten the world at the moment
07:11Yes, Catherine
07:12The American government proved
07:14They can do something right this week
07:15As NASA launched a mission to the moon
07:18Um, the first time they did this was in 1968
07:20When America led an ill-advised war in Vietnam
07:23Which had no exit strategy
07:24And ultimately made a mess of the region
07:27Thankfully, this time things are different
07:31The 10-day mission will take astronauts around the moon
07:33As they look for a location to build a potential base
07:35From which to explore Mars
07:37Uh, not so much a place in the sun
07:38As a place on the dark side of the moon
07:40I was, I stayed up and watched this
07:42I was so excited about it on Wednesday night
07:44Did you guys watch it?
07:45Well, you remember the first one, of course
07:50Sorry, sorry
07:51So close, but not quite
07:54No, I didn't
07:55Did you watch it?
07:56Um, I, I think it's bad at how jaded I am
08:00And how jaded we are as a generation
08:02Yeah
08:03That in the, 1969 was it?
08:05People stayed up and watched it
08:06Yep
08:07And I watched it the next day on my phone
08:11While having a piss
08:14I watched it, I watched it on my phone
08:15Well, what I love most is the next, the next thing it took me to on the algorithm
08:19Was just more dash cam footage
08:22It's everyone's going to go from that to someone having a rocket cut them up
08:25What I love most about this story is
08:27It's Easter weekend
08:29And it's quicker and easier for those astronauts to go round the moon and back
08:34Than what it is to get a train from London to Manchester Piccadilly
08:43And look, there's a lot to be cynical about in the world right now
08:45But it's nice to know the launch of a rocket
08:46Can still reduce a professional journalist to tears of joy
08:50Here's the incredible moment
08:51The BBC's science editor, Rebecca Murrell
08:53Was blown away by the launch
08:55Almost literally
08:57Oh my goodness
09:03Wow
09:05Oh my goodness
09:07That is spectacular
09:10It's not just what you see
09:11And you hear as the rocket lifts off
09:13You can actually feel the force of it
09:16Through your body
09:18This is the most powerful rocket that NASA has ever built
09:26Amazing
09:26That is amazing
09:27It is amazing
09:28That's what I was like when I saw the Backstreet Boys in Vegas
09:33I mean a British reporter hasn't been that excited by a piece of machinery since this energetic clip
09:47Oh my god
09:52That's like you when you open your Tupperware box
09:56There's one of him standing under the rocket blast that's actually quite distressing
10:01Look some of the stats around this launch are incredible
10:03The rocket known as Artemis 2 was the same height as Big Ben
10:07The core stage of lift off burnt through 2.8 million litres of propellant
10:11And it will end up travelling the furthest from Earth that any human has ever been
10:15I read that but also
10:17Basically what NASA kind of the way they've explained the route it's taken is
10:20They basically said
10:21It's going to take a similar trajectory as Apollo 13
10:25It's like don't use that as the example
10:28Just going to the astronauts
10:30Well the good news is
10:31Tom Hanks has already signed up to play you
10:34It's going to land in a similar place to the Titanic I think
10:40And look credit where credit's due
10:41When Donald Trump came into office
10:43He signed an executive order calling for Americans to return to the moon by the end of 2028
10:47So it must be kind of conflicting for the US president
10:49Because on the one hand America is exploring space again
10:52But it's also the most diverse NASA crew to ever leave Earth's orbit
10:56It features the first woman and the first person of colour to travel to the moon
11:01Now that I say that it sounds like it might be a trap
11:05You know what I mean considering the third astronaut's Canadian
11:07If the fourth one's trans this might be the most elaborate deportation ever
11:13What's tricky for NASA is that due to Trump's ban on mentioning diversity
11:16They can't make a big deal about the first person of colour
11:19Or the first woman to fly to the moon
11:21They have to call them the first person who's allowed to fist bump Obama
11:25And the first person who never likes the temperature of any room
11:29When's the first sock going to the moon?
11:34Are we liking this character or is it running?
11:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no
11:38Keep it, keep it on
11:40Every now and again I see something that makes me glad I don't have big hands
11:43And this is
11:48The ultimate indignity for a government that's critical of inclusion
11:51is that the area between the Earth's orbit and the moon
11:53is called cislunar space.
11:56And the operation they pulled off last night
11:57was called a translunar injection.
12:00And I mean, the only thing that would make it worse
12:02is if they were travelling in the starship they-them to prize.
12:06And not only is there an African-American man on board,
12:09Victor Glover is the pilot.
12:11Look, it says a lot about the state of America,
12:12that it's the only journey he can make
12:14without the risk of being pulled over.
12:19By the way, Victor Glover's call sign is Ike, I-K-E,
12:22which stands for I Know Everything.
12:24But does he know he's an embarrassing dad?
12:26Because this gorgeous family photo is giving cringe.
12:31That's actually his living room.
12:33And what he's done is he's just been wearing the suit
12:35since he got the job.
12:36I like to think he's just been in the house and he's going...
12:40And it's just like,
12:42Come on, Victor, you're making the kids late for school.
12:44It looks like he's the only one who remembered World Book Day.
12:52It's not often you can create history
12:53and be a full kit wanker.
12:56And look, they are creating history.
12:58I genuinely got chills
12:59when this emotional final send-off was given to the astronauts.
13:03On this historic mission,
13:05you take with you the heart of this Artemis team,
13:08the daring spirit of the American people
13:11and our partners across the globe
13:14and the hopes and dreams of a new generation.
13:18Good luck.
13:20Godspeed, Artemis II.
13:22Let's go.
13:24It's fine, but they never have any banter.
13:28That's what I always think.
13:29They're always trying to talk as if it's going to go on,
13:30like, some sort of monument or something.
13:32Well, I think they just don't have any workplace banter.
13:35They're like, oh, I'd love to hear...
13:36Just imagine doing the count like that.
13:37Five, four...
13:39Fuck, what's that bit of metal
13:40that's falling off the top?
13:41Three, two...
13:42There's no coming out of the top.
13:43Only fucking about with your one.
13:44Have a good one, guys.
13:48This was the emotive moment
13:49when each of the astronauts gave their final words.
13:53Thank you, Charlie.
13:54This is Victor.
13:55We are going for our families.
13:58MS1.
13:59This is Christina.
14:00We are going for our teammates.
14:03MS2.
14:05This is Jeremy.
14:06We are going for all humanity.
14:09That's lovely,
14:10but you reckon the first two were like,
14:11oh, give it a rest, Jeremy.
14:14We're family, teammates.
14:15You don't have to bring humanity into war.
14:17Ooh, look at me.
14:18I'm doing this for humanity.
14:21Listen, we have to spend 10 days with this prick.
14:23I'm going to start doing that when I'm at work.
14:25Just go, I'm doing blankety-blank for humanity.
14:28I'm doing that for humanity.
14:30I'm doing that for humanity.
14:32I just think he's not doing it for humanity.
14:33He's not doing it for me.
14:35If you want to do something for humanity,
14:37get McDonald's to bring back the McRib.
14:41The crew will be in a cramped space
14:43the size of two small camper vans for 10 days,
14:45passing around the moon on day six.
14:48There was a tense moment for the astronauts
14:49when a fault was found with the onboard toilet.
14:51In fact, it was with the toilet fan.
14:54Oh, it was with the fan.
14:55Because I just imagined like one of the astronauts
14:57just coming out going,
14:58I'll give that a couple of light years.
15:01Would it be bad to crack a window?
15:03Is it worth it?
15:06The toilet itself costs around $17 million
15:10and comes with foot restraints and ear protectors.
15:13Oh, I thought the $70 million was just for a plumber
15:16to do that call-out.
15:18The ear protectors are for the person on the toilet
15:20or the other people?
15:22No, the toilet makes such a loud noise
15:25because it's zero gravity.
15:27It has to basically suck all the waste
15:29and take it away.
15:31So it makes a loud noise
15:32and you need ear protectors.
15:33Oh.
15:34I don't know why you need foot restraints.
15:36I'm assuming.
15:38I'm assuming it's so that you don't,
15:40I mean, literally launch yourself across the room.
15:46If it's, I don't want to speak for everyone,
15:49but if it's providing that much propulsion
15:50for other people, I'm doing it wrong.
15:54But, I mean, it's zero gravity.
15:56It's got a, I mean,
15:57what happens when you fart in space?
15:59Like, you can't hide it
16:01if you've just shot across the room.
16:06That one was for humanity.
16:10The toilet is a step up from past Apollo missions
16:13which saw astronauts taping a bag to their own buttocks.
16:17Jesus Christ.
16:18Oh, my God.
16:19That moonwalk feels a bit different now.
16:21New Armstrong.
16:22We put bag tape to his arse.
16:25One small bag for man.
16:27One giant man for piss.
16:30One giant man, one giant bag.
16:32There was a famous line uttered on board Apollo 10
16:35and this is a direct quote,
16:36give me a napkin quick,
16:37there's a turd floating through the air.
16:41Why have they got napkins up there in the first place?
16:43For fine dining.
16:45I don't know, to catch turds, probably.
16:48Why else would you use a napkin?
16:50Is that why they give me them a prep?
16:52The astronauts were interviewed overnight
16:55and they explained how they sleep in this fascinating clip.
16:59Sleeping here is, it's actually sort of comical.
17:02Christina has been sleeping heads down in the middle of the vehicle,
17:05kind of like a bat suspended from our docking tunnel.
17:08Victor's been up where Jeremy is right now.
17:10He's got a nice little nook wedged in there
17:12and then Jeremy has been stretched out on seat one
17:15and I've been sleeping under the displays
17:17just in case anything goes wrong.
17:19It's more comfortable than you would think
17:21and it's nice to sleep in weightlessness again.
17:25Every time I was dozing off last night,
17:26I had that image that I was tripping off a curb
17:28and I was waking myself up
17:30so my body's getting re-acclimated.
17:32It's been a few years since I've been up here.
17:34I was hoping when he got to himself, he goes,
17:37and I sleep naked.
17:41What's my bollocks doing? Zero gravity.
17:46Before the trip, crew member Reid Wiseman said,
17:48quote, there are definitely going to be things
17:49by day six, seven, eight, nine that we're like,
17:52man, all right, I need a little space
17:53and I can't get any right now.
17:55And then said, like, clicking a pen cap
17:57can annoy somebody over ten days in a small capsule.
18:00Which begs the question, what would we be like in space?
18:02Imagine him trying to dodge loads of floating legs.
18:06Day six, the socks just float out of my crown.
18:10I like the idea of you going,
18:12Alex, we can't, the radio,
18:14we're not able to get back to Hoosie.
18:15It's like, no, sorry, mate,
18:16I changed it to Kishtry earlier.
18:19I like the idea you've waited 21 years
18:21for Arsenal to win the league
18:22and then you're trapped in space.
18:25All right, let's move on.
18:27No, Josh has already made that joke.
18:29Move on.
18:30No, I think it's fair to say
18:31the mission to the moon
18:32has brought out the child in all of us.
18:34Sorry.
18:34I was going to make a joke.
18:35Josh had already done it
18:36and I was like, well,
18:37there's no point doing the same sock joke again.
18:39The only difference is,
18:40I was going to do your impersonation.
18:41I was going to be,
18:42is there a bit of sock down here?
18:44To be fair,
18:45I was doing the voice as well.
18:46My own voice.
18:47NASA even had an initiative
18:49in which members of the public
18:50could send their names
18:51around the moon on an SD card.
18:53So you sign up
18:54and they take an SD card
18:55and they take it around the moon.
18:57Your name goes around the moon.
18:59They even put out a boarding pass
19:00that looked like this.
19:02Now, we know that's what it looks like
19:03because one member of our production crew
19:05actually did it for her and her kids.
19:07Oh.
19:08And her seven-year-old
19:09is still pissed off
19:10that she's not actually going to the moon for Easter.
19:13LAUGHTER
19:14It's amazing.
19:15And when you look into what they're actually doing,
19:17it's amazing
19:17because the precision needed
19:18to do what they're doing
19:19is absolutely remarkable.
19:21Have a look at this fascinating clip.
19:22It shows the magnitude
19:23of trying to coordinate a rocket from Earth
19:25that loops around a moving target.
19:29OK, so there's the rocket going around Earth.
19:31It heads towards where the moon should be.
19:33It hasn't come into shot yet
19:34because it's orbiting the Earth.
19:36Here it comes.
19:37How close is that?
19:39These astronauts are basically combining
19:41physics, chemistry, mathematics and darts.
19:44LAUGHTER
19:46LAUGHTER
19:47The way it looked is,
19:48it kind of looked like,
19:48you know when, like, your Uber driver
19:50takes a really long route home?
19:51LAUGHTER
19:52I'm just going,
19:53you've got ways, mate.
19:55It's easy doing another drop-off before me.
19:58It's almost impossible to put into words
19:59what they're managing to achieve,
20:01but I think the final word
20:02should go to this excitable boy in America
20:04who managed to sum it all up beautifully.
20:07LAUGHTER
20:08Why do you want to be here?
20:09Why do you love space?
20:10Why do you love being a part of history?
20:13We're going back to the frickin' moon, that's why.
20:16LAUGHTER
20:17LAUGHTER
20:18Pretty much says it all.
20:19All right, let's welcome tonight's guest,
20:21but let's do it with another special guest.
20:22Josh?
20:23Oh, do you want me to do it?
20:24OK.
20:25LAUGHTER
20:26She's a telly legend,
20:27he's a comedy star,
20:29but I'm a sock,
20:30so I've heard of neither of them.
20:31It's Lorraine Kelly and Josh Pugh!
20:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:46Hello, Steve. Hello, you guys.
20:48Um, uh, just for no apparent reason,
20:52but we've got plenty.
20:53Does anyone want to kick it?
20:54No.
20:56No, I'm scunnered with them.
20:58I've eaten far too many of them.
20:59OK.
21:00You're what?
21:00Sorry, Lorraine?
21:01I'm scunnered of them.
21:03Scunnered.
21:03Fed up.
21:04Had too many.
21:05Were you involved in the hoist?
21:07I cannot possibly comment on that.
21:09Maybe.
21:10Um, did you both follow the moon mission?
21:12What did you think of it?
21:13Oh, my God, it's so exciting.
21:14So exciting.
21:15What do you think?
21:16Are you not that excited?
21:17I'm not that excited.
21:19I'm so excited.
21:19You know what it is?
21:20With astronauts,
21:21if you want to go up,
21:22fair enough and all that,
21:23but, um,
21:24it's when they try and make up
21:25they're doing it for us.
21:26Like, for all humanity,
21:27all, you know, mankind.
21:28We're not bothered, lads.
21:30LAUGHTER
21:33I think it's, um,
21:34just be honest,
21:34you want to go on a rocket?
21:35That's where you're going?
21:37Yeah.
21:37You want to go wee into the sky?
21:39Whee!
21:39They had bother with the wheeze
21:41and the sky, didn't they?
21:43And you two cheeky monkeys,
21:44I actually saw
21:45the, um,
21:46original moon landing.
21:47I was ten
21:47and watched it with my dad.
21:49No, Lorraine.
21:50I know, I know.
21:51Oh, my word.
21:53It was the best thing.
21:54No, Lorraine.
21:55LAUGHTER
21:56Because you were making a joke
21:58and then it was...
21:59Oh, it's the sock.
22:00No, Lorraine, no.
22:02LAUGHTER
22:02I love the sock.
22:03I'm very, very, very into the sock.
22:05So, would you go into space, Lorraine?
22:07Would I go?
22:08If you told me no,
22:09I would be away.
22:10Well, can we finish the show first?
22:13No, it's amazing.
22:14It's extraordinary.
22:15The thing is,
22:16the Rockets,
22:17they go from Florida, though.
22:18I just think there's better things to do
22:19in Florida.
22:20You've got Animal Kingdom.
22:22LAUGHTER
22:23Cosmary Lagoon.
22:24You know, Epcot.
22:26LAUGHTER
22:27And there was...
22:28I love the way people really got into it this week,
22:30but I loved how watching various reporters
22:33around the world
22:33cover the rocket launch
22:34reminded everyone around the world
22:36of this classic clip.
22:37You may have seen this.
22:38James Burke.
22:38It's often called
22:39the best-timed piece of television ever.
22:43And the two gases that he released
22:45from his particular version
22:47are a thermos flask,
22:48the one lying on its side behind me,
22:49now,
22:50were hydrogen
22:51and oxygen.
22:56If you release those two gases
22:58into a confined space
23:00with a hole at the other end of it
23:02and mix them as you do so
23:03and then set light to them,
23:06you get...
23:08that.
23:09My borders are functioning perfectly
23:11producing...
23:12...to a million pounds of price.
23:15Destination,
23:16the moon.
23:18Wow.
23:19APPLAUSE
23:25It is incredible,
23:27but how good would it have been
23:28if he'd have had a sock on his hand?
23:30LAUGHTER
23:32Look, walking and talking
23:33isn't always easy to do on television
23:35as this revealing clip
23:37of Lorraine shows...
23:39LAUGHTER
23:40She's a mother of three...
23:42...two...
23:42Oop!
23:43LAUGHTER
23:44I'm sorry.
23:45I'll do that again.
23:47Superwoman, help me.
23:48Help me.
23:49You're right.
23:51I can't show you that.
23:52I can't show you that.
23:55Oh, I yield.
23:57I yield.
23:58And look, we're going to give you a chance
23:59to redeem yourself tonight.
24:01OK.
24:01And recreate James Burke's iconic moment
24:04live in the studio.
24:05We've written a little script for you.
24:06OK.
24:06It's on the auto-queue.
24:07Take it away, Lorraine.
24:08Right, OK.
24:09Go on, Lorraine.
24:10Hopefully this will work.
24:11Come on.
24:12APPLAUSE
24:12Walking and talking on television
24:15is harder than it looks.
24:16It requires coordination,
24:18concentration and relaxation.
24:20It's actually quite a bit of pressure.
24:25Like the pressure that's applied to a foot pump
24:28when somebody jumps on it.
24:30If that pressure is then transferred
24:31to a child's toy pointing towards the sky,
24:35you get this.
24:37LAUGHTER
24:40LAUGHTER
24:44APPLAUSE
24:44That wasn't good, isn't it?
24:48Oh, my God.
24:49That doesn't normally happen to me.
24:51LAUGHTER
24:53LAUGHTER
24:57LAUGHTER
24:59APPLAUSE
25:00We'll have more Last League for you
25:02after the break as we come back down to Earth
25:04with a look at what's going on in Iran.
25:05We'll see you in a little bit.
25:08APPLAUSE
25:22Welcome back to Last Leg.
25:24We're joined by Josh Pugh and Lorraine Kelly
25:26who is handing out chocolates to everyone in the audience.
25:31Oh, Lorraine, before you go, someone said,
25:32is it OK that you didn't get a hug when you came out?
25:34Oh!
25:34I didn't, it wasn't intentional.
25:36No, no, but you hugged already.
25:37No.
25:38Didn't we?
25:39Backstage we hugged.
25:39Don't tell them.
25:40Was there someone that texted that in yourself here?
25:44Honestly, I didn't get concerned by so many things.
25:46Someone else said,
25:47is it OK that someone left some anti-back spray on the desk
25:50at the beginning of the show?
25:51Oh, yeah.
25:51Yes, that was an accident.
25:54Mad Brummie said,
25:55is it OK Trump broke the window and is now running away?
25:58Look, it's been a big week for the American president.
26:00In fact, I'm going to do something now.
26:01I'm going to read off a list of things Donald Trump said this week
26:03and I want you to tell me which one I've added
26:06as an April Fool's joke.
26:09This week, Donald Trump said
26:10that he hangs around with losers
26:12because it makes him feel better about himself,
26:14told an audience of Saudi investors
26:15they could ask him anything about sex,
26:18said he doesn't like museums and libraries
26:19so his library will be a hotel,
26:22and claimed that a woman should have autonomy over her own body.
26:25LAUGHTER
26:27Yeah, you picked it, it was the last one, right?
26:29LAUGHTER
26:30Can I just say, anyone who says,
26:32ask me anything about sex,
26:33sounds like someone who's never done it.
26:35LAUGHTER
26:35As the war on Iran continues,
26:37the Strait of Hamuz remains closed.
26:39President Trump took the Truth Social to tell Britain
26:41it should either buy its jet fuel from the US
26:44or, quote,
26:45go get your own.
26:46Not surprising from a guy who said,
26:48when you're famous, you can just grab them by the pussy.
26:51Iran is now considering placing a toll
26:52on any ships passing through the Strait of Hamuz,
26:54in what one commentator described as an Ayatolle booth.
26:58LAUGHTER
27:00Don't hate it.
27:02What do we think of Donald Trump saying we should get our own oil?
27:04Well, I think we just fight back.
27:05Mm-hm.
27:06We just choose British products.
27:08You should get your own Hobnobs.
27:11LAUGHTER
27:11Do you know what, Trump?
27:13Get your own Ambrosia Creamed Rice.
27:15LAUGHTER
27:16This side?
27:17You guys?
27:18It's just like, uh...
27:19The way Trump speaks to Britain,
27:21it's like he's like a lad trying to get his mate
27:24to do something stupid all the time.
27:26Yeah.
27:26Like, set fire to the farts or something.
27:28The old you would have done it.
27:29The old you...
27:30She's changed you.
27:31The old you would have done it.
27:32OK, then we'll do it.
27:33He's just...
27:33He's a kid, man.
27:35He's ridiculous.
27:35It's ridiculous.
27:36And look at this...
27:37Oh, yeah.
27:37He's blaming us.
27:38This is mad.
27:39Like, we didn't have...
27:40He's the one who went and started it.
27:42Yeah, yeah.
27:42He was having a go at us.
27:43And he's basically like, what you're saying is,
27:45why aren't you doing anything about these pants
27:47that I've shitting that I'm wearing?
27:49LAUGHTER
27:50And look at this one country that seems to be doing well
27:52out of the crisis, it's Russia.
27:54Cos just as their war effort was starting to run out of money,
27:57Donald Trump eased sanctions on Russian oil,
28:00the price of which has now gone through the roof.
28:02So, the Russian economy is now pulling in
28:04hundreds of millions of dollars a day,
28:06thanks to Donald Trump.
28:08So, it turns out he is good for the economy,
28:10just not Americans.
28:12LAUGHTER
28:12Trump also said this week he'd consider
28:13pulling the US out of NATO,
28:15saying, I always knew they were a paper tiger,
28:17and then added, and Putin knows that too, by the way.
28:20Get a room!
28:23A lot of countries around the world
28:24are now struggling to deal with the current energy crisis.
28:27Sri Lanka have introduced a four-day working week.
28:29News anchors in Thailand took off their jackets on air,
28:32and their government have told officials
28:34to wear short-sleeved shirts without neckties.
28:37But have a look at Bangkok's weather for the next week.
28:40It's like 37...
28:42They should be wearing short sleeves anyway.
28:45LAUGHTER
28:45And are you guys worried about the energy crisis?
28:48I mean, anything with crisis in,
28:50it gets my alarm bells ringing.
28:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:54LAUGHTER
28:54He's a man for shit.
28:56LAUGHTER
28:57He knows things.
28:59Good man.
29:00Good man.
29:01Mental health, Cuban Missile.
29:03Yeah, sure.
29:04Cost of living, cost of living crisis, all of them.
29:07One woman was spotted filling...
29:08Time crisis.
29:10One woman was spotted filling Sainsbury's bags
29:12with petrol and storing them in the boot of her car.
29:15Sainsbury's bags.
29:16That's the unbelievable image.
29:18I think putting petrol in a plastic bag
29:20really shows where you stand on climate change.
29:22LAUGHTER
29:26Fuck you, Grafenberg!
29:29Cass said,
29:30Is it OK? The King's visit to the US is going to be very awkward.
29:33Yeah, so this week it was confirmed
29:34the King and Queen state visit is going to take place next month,
29:36even though Trump spent a lot of this week
29:38slagging off Keir Starmer.
29:40In fact, Trump even stated that the King
29:42would have backed him over the war in Iran.
29:45His exact words were,
29:46I like him, I always liked him as a prince,
29:48he's a good man, a great representative for your country,
29:51I think it would have taken a very different stand,
29:52but he doesn't do that, I mean, he's a great gentleman.
29:56I don't think Charles would have taken a different stand on the war.
29:59I don't think so either.
30:00He talks to plants.
30:01Yeah, poop!
30:02You know what I mean, his car runs on biofuels.
30:05His canes!
30:06His favourite hobby's angling.
30:07That's not a warmonger, that's a fishmonger.
30:10LAUGHTER
30:12You've met the King, right?
30:13I have!
30:13Is he the kind of guy that'd be like,
30:15yeah, get in there?
30:16No, he would not.
30:17And the poor soul that has to go and sit and break bread with Trump.
30:21I know he's met lots of despots in his life,
30:24but I don't know how you get through that.
30:26Do you just kind of sit there thinking,
30:28Suna can go home to Camilla and watch the racing with a gin and tonic?
30:32Is that how you get through it?
30:33I don't know!
30:34Well, is it true also, the King can't really give an opinion on whether he'd go to war?
30:37He's not allude.
30:38And Donald Trump knows that.
30:39Of course he does, so he's just...
30:40He's just baiting.
30:42They've got mutual acquaintances.
30:44His brother.
30:49That's very cute!
30:51Aha!
30:52Well...
30:57The Guardian's photo editor obviously had a little bit of fun this week.
31:01It looked like they were purposely choosing photos that made the King look sceptical of
31:04Trump.
31:04There was this one.
31:07Are they passing drugs?
31:11Cheers for that Donald, I really needed that perker.
31:14And the Guardian also ran with this perfectly captured shot.
31:19It looks like the King's going,
31:21Ooh!
31:22And he's just seeing Trump like zipper bollock in his zip.
31:27He's only trying to get a sock out and ooh!
31:30It looks like they're struggling for an answer on Celebrity Pointless.
31:35Ooh!
31:36You forgot to Captain Harland!
31:38Ooh!
31:40That actually is a photo of Charles talking to a plant.
31:44The scramble for fuel's going to test all of us,
31:45so Josh and Alex have come up with a way to get us prepared.
31:48Yes, we have.
31:49So, Hills, basically as soon as we saw the image of a woman putting petrol in Sainsbury's
31:53bags, we basically thought this could fuel some hilarity.
31:57Oh, yeah.
31:57That's good.
31:58Huh?
31:58Huh?
31:59Huh?
31:59And more to the point, more to the point, pad out the show.
32:04So, we're going to put on, we've got made special petrol pump hats for this.
32:08Oh shit!
32:10And Alex has got a jingle made, would you like to cue the jingle Alex?
32:13Let's play!
32:18You've got to patrol with it, you've got to feel your bag.
32:32Okay!
32:33Here we are in our petrol pumps.
32:37Me and Alex are two petrol pumps.
32:38As you can see, I've got green on my face cos I am unleaded.
32:42Yes.
32:42And as you can see, I am Diesel, so I've got a black hat on and, erm, I'm-
32:47Do you know what, actually, should we just continue with this?
32:52Don't want to get cancelled. It is Hilsie versus Lorraine.
32:55And I can tell you that this couldn't be more important, Josh.
32:58Do you know why? Why?
32:59Because there's a very special prize on offer.
33:04Right, so here's what you have to do.
33:05You have to get as much highly flammable petrol
33:08in shopping bags across our tricky assault course
33:12from one end of the forecourt to the other.
33:15It's that simple. Hilsie, we ask you, it's the forecourt,
33:19so please don't use your mobile.
33:20Absolutely.
33:21And Lorraine, please don't light up.
33:25OK, let's talk you through the course.
33:27First, you must fill your bag at the petrol pump over there.
33:30That'll have a street value of about eight grand at the moment.
33:33And then you've got to negotiate your way through the mountain of charcoal bouquets
33:36and then slalom in and out of the caution wet floor signs.
33:40Grab yourself a bunch of shitty flowers
33:42that you might be buying for a family member you don't like.
33:45You buy a scratch card from an under-motivated forecourt attendant.
33:50Finally, pour your amazing petrol into the car boot.
33:54The person who fills their car boot with the most petrol is the winner.
33:58Capisce?
33:59Yeah.
34:00Cool.
34:00Take your positions, please.
34:01Oh, great.
34:02Over there.
34:03There we go. Let's give it up for our contestants.
34:05You got this side, I got this side.
34:06You got this side.
34:11You got this side.
34:11Are you ready?
34:11Ready.
34:12Three.
34:13Two.
34:14One.
34:15Pump it.
34:16Oh, here they go.
34:17There we go.
34:18They're pumping away now.
34:19Who wants you to win this, Alex?
34:21I think Killsie's struggling already.
34:23He's not having this.
34:24He seems like Lorraine's not messing about, is he?
34:26Lorraine's got this.
34:27She's worked in a petrol station before.
34:30Lorraine feels like somebody who's siphoned petrol.
34:35I'll be honest, this bit's lasting longer than we'd anticipated.
34:39Not the first time we've said that.
34:43Just go for the two hands if you need it.
34:45Here we go.
34:46Here we go.
34:47All right.
34:48Look over the chapel.
34:49Go on, Lorraine.
34:50In and out.
34:50We're four sides.
34:51Go on, go on, go on.
34:53Get your flowers.
34:54Get your flowers.
34:55Get your scratch card, please.
34:56Oh, two bunches.
34:58Oh, Lorraine's a romantic.
34:59Grab your scratch card.
35:00Feed.
35:01That'll do.
35:02Yep.
35:02Okay.
35:04Fill it up.
35:05Fill it up.
35:05Fill it up.
35:06Fill it up.
35:07Fill it up.
35:07Fill it up.
35:09Oh, my God.
35:12Who's going to win?
35:13Who's going to win?
35:14Who's going to win?
35:14Oh, my word.
35:15Here we go.
35:15Oh, my God.
35:16Lorraine.
35:16Oh, God.
35:17I need a wee so much.
35:19Oh, yeah.
35:21I can tell you that our winner is...
35:24Lorraine Kelly!
35:27Oh, isn't it?
35:28No, it kills me.
35:29Oh, hang on.
35:30Oh, God.
35:31Give it to Lorraine.
35:32Lorraine!
35:33I did it!
35:34And there is your bouquet of Kit Kat.
35:37Oh, no.
35:37Oh, no.
35:38Oh, Lorraine.
35:40Congratulations.
35:42I'm...
35:42It's going to have to go to VAR.
35:45We'll have more last leg for you after the break.
35:47As we take a look at the upcoming World Cup.
35:49But, Josh, I think it's time to burn some of this petrol off.
35:51Yes, let's go for this.
35:52Right.
35:52Here we go.
35:53Everyone duck.
35:53We're going to go big on this burning.
35:55Three, two, one.
36:12Welcome back to the last leg.
36:13We're joined by Josh Pugh and Lorraine Kelly.
36:15Time to talk football now.
36:16But before we do, let's welcome a man who's become an online sensation
36:19as the assistant manager of the Sunday League team Royal Oak FC.
36:23Please welcome Steve Bracknell.
36:24Woo!
36:28Woo!
36:32Woo!
36:33Woo!
36:35Woo!
36:35Woo!
36:36Woo!
36:38Lovely to have you here, Steve.
36:39Big game this weekend.
36:40Do you want to tell everyone, explain for everyone what the game is?
36:43It's being billed as the biggest game in Sunday League history.
36:47Mm-hmm.
36:48I've billed it, that, I'll be frank.
36:50But, yeah.
36:513,000 people are coming to watch two pub teams
36:54playing a football match on Easter Sunday at 2pm.
36:57Who are the pub teams?
36:59Royal Oak, my team, I'm assistant manager.
37:01Yep.
37:01Let's not get Ungerfond titles, mate.
37:05I'm the assistant host, mate, don't worry about it.
37:07Yeah.
37:09No comment.
37:11And there's no love lost.
37:13And for the people who can't make it on the day, can they watch it?
37:17I'm allowed to mention BBC, aren't I?
37:20I mean, who knows these days, but, yeah, go for it.
37:26Don't get me involved in that.
37:29The BBC have kindly agreed to live stream it to the Games Gone YouTube channel.
37:35Amazing.
37:35We're going to have people from all around globe
37:37Yeah.
37:39Watching 22 overweight blokes.
37:42Try and put ball it back at night.
37:44And, look, I understand you're a big fan of Alex Brooker
37:46so much so you've written a chant for him.
37:48Last night, I spent an hour in the shower naked.
37:50Well, I've always naked in the shower, but...
37:54Singing about Alex.
37:55Our Nick is going, Stephen, are you all right?
37:57I'm all right, love.
37:59Would you like to hear it?
38:00I'd love to hear it, please.
38:01Yeah!
38:03It's to the tune of marching in two by two.
38:07Oh.
38:08He'll never play in a football team, they said.
38:11They said.
38:12They were always making jokes about his leg.
38:16His leg.
38:16Now, making jokes is how he gets paid,
38:19And now he's playing in soccer day
38:21Oh, love, Brooke, England's number nine
38:24Da da da da da da da da
38:31Da da da da da da da
38:33Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
38:36And we all love, Brooke and he's England's number nine
38:40Oh, okay, the best thing to do.
38:43Oh my god!
38:45Thanks Steve!
38:47You're a national treasure here, and I mean that.
38:49Thank you so much. It was like, make a wish, thank you.
38:54And now Josh Pugh, you play for the partially sighted England futsal team.
38:59I do, yeah.
38:59And you got a visit from an important manager.
39:02Yeah, before a tournament in Turkey, we were training in Manchester to motivate the lads.
39:06Our manager brought in a special guest and introduced him as Gareth.
39:11No surname, didn't give a surname.
39:13Obviously the lads are visually impaired, we couldn't see that Gareth Southgate was stood.
39:20And we were just very underwhelmed.
39:25He's got like a shirt on, we think he works for the hotel.
39:31Any questions for Gareth? Well, my room key's not working.
39:35LAUGHTER
39:38Yeah, first and second name we need.
39:41LAUGHTER
39:43And look, Lorraine, I understand you're going to be, like we've got the World Cup coming up.
39:46Yes.
39:47I understand you're going to be one of the games.
39:49Yes, we're going to the Morocco game.
39:50Well, hopefully I'm going, cos you know there's that thing where if you've been horrible about Donald Trump...
39:55..so I might get, I was hoping it would be Canada or Mexico, but we're not.
40:00Yeah.
40:00And I'm just worried that, you know, when I get there they wouldn't let me in, cos I might have
40:04said a bad thing about Donald Trump.
40:06I think the nicest thing I said was even as a twat.
40:08LAUGHTER
40:09And that was me being nice.
40:11That was me being nice.
40:13But yeah, we're here, we're here.
40:16Doing our best.
40:17Is there any message you'd like to give to the Scotland team ahead of the World Cup?
40:21I just so happen to be sitting on this.
40:23Yeah, I just thought I would wave this around and say, the famous thing is, no Scotland, no party.
40:28No Scotland, no party.
40:30It's true!
40:30It's true!
40:31It's true!
40:32It's true!
40:32It's true!
40:34It's true!
40:36I'm so happy you didn't keep that now Josh does with his socks!
40:40LAUGHTER
40:41I'm just going to wear it.
40:43And look, Steve, we asked you ahead of coming here tonight if you could prepare a little bit of a
40:46speech for the England team.
40:47You gave me 24 hour, to be frank.
40:49Yeah, to be fair.
40:51To be honest, it's more time than we take to write the show.
40:55LAUGHTER
40:55So, the stage is yours.
40:59Bye, Steve.
40:59APPLAUSE
41:07We were all young kids once upon a time.
41:10We had dreams.
41:12Big dreams.
41:14I never laid in bed at night, dreaming about being an electrician.
41:18No, he wanted to be astronauts who fly to the moon.
41:21But he couldn't.
41:25Some of us wanted to play for England in a World Cup final.
41:29And in two months' time, some of you lads have got the chance to make that a reality.
41:34A World Cup final, I mean.
41:36We're not sending Annie Maguire to the moon.
41:38LAUGHTER
41:38I hope not, anyway, we need him.
41:41LAUGHTER
41:41All I ask of you lads is to keep dreaming.
41:45Listen, I can forgive a bad pass, a penalty miss.
41:48But what I cannot forgive is the inability to believe we can do it.
41:54Well, you're not as sure as that.
41:57We live in divisive times, and the opportunities for this country to come together are few and far between.
42:05It was Gallagher's last summer that brought us together.
42:08Me and our Nicky had the best day of his life.
42:09Unbelievable.
42:11But now it's your turn.
42:13So go and play your heart, sir.
42:14Not for me, not for Widdicombe, not for Brooker.
42:17Do it for kids up and down country who are still dreaming.
42:20And if football comes home, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart,
42:24if it comes home, I'm banging a bargain bucket.
42:28You know what I mean?
42:29Gravy coleslaw, viennetta beans, job line, it's on me, and I mean that.
42:33So get up and down them, play for that badge, but more importantly,
42:39let's try and stay together as one, all right?
42:41Steve.
42:43Yes!
42:50We'll have more last week for you after the break.
42:52Josh will wrap up the last seven days, and we're going to unveil an anthem for the World Cup.
42:55We'll see you in a little bit.
43:10Welcome back to Last Leg.
43:12We're joined by Josh Stu, Lorraine Kelly, and Steve Bracknell.
43:14Last week on the show, we met someone by the name of Becky Coleman.
43:18Now, Becky was aiming to become the first wheelchair user
43:20to row the Oxford and Cambridge boat race course, arms only.
43:24Yesterday, she smashed it in 33 minutes and sent us this picture
43:29with the little hands in a boat that we gave her.
43:31Becky's here tonight.
43:32Becky, congratulations.
43:33Well done.
43:47I also want to give a shout out to the Keithley Cougars rugby league team if I can.
43:50Last year on the show, you might remember, Alistair Campbell challenged Keithley
43:53to help out the Ukrainian rugby league team.
43:56Keithley then provided them with their official kit,
43:58offered to fly a bunch of teenage...
44:00They offered to fly a bunch of teenage rugby league players
44:02from Ukraine to the UK for a week.
44:05The Ukrainian kids landed into Leeds Bradford this afternoon.
44:08They're going to spend the weekend in Keithley and Castleford
44:10playing and watching rugby league, which is awesome.
44:13They're also taking a day trip to Haworth.
44:16I think that's how you pronounce it.
44:17Home of the Bronte sisters.
44:19Because you know how much rugby league players love the Bronte sisters.
44:22You can hear them now.
44:24Heath Cliff!
44:24Heath Cliff!
44:25Heath Cliff!
44:26Oh, we all joined.
44:27I didn't expect you to join.
44:29This is the greatest audience of all of you.
44:41Josh has been orbiting the last seven days.
44:43What have you got?
44:44Okay.
44:44Would you like...
44:46He's got to read it off the card.
44:48Would you like to see an incredible clip of what could possibly go wrong
44:51when collecting your food at the end of a night?
44:53Out.
44:54Yes, please.
44:58Yes, please.
45:05It's the way he tries to save it.
45:07It's such a journey then.
45:09Would you like to see some awkward footage of poor old Craig Doyle being interrupted during
45:14rugby teams warm-up?
45:16Yes.
45:17You are like that.
45:18So, we said today, the new member of the team, you need an initiation.
45:21Usually it's a song in the bottom, you're going to dance something disgusting.
45:24I'm ready to sing, to be fair.
45:25You're going to kick this ball?
45:26Yeah, it's going to be a debut defining moment, I think.
45:28You're a pro footballer.
45:29Watch your guys.
45:30Let's have a look.
45:31Brave man.
45:34Get there.
45:35It's good effort.
45:36It's good effort.
45:37These chaps are giving me this.
45:38Would you sign them, Geoff?
45:40Would you sign them?
45:40I'm not fucking on.
45:41I'll serve it.
45:43OK.
45:44I'm not happy about that.
45:45OK?
45:45Apologies to Leighards.
45:49All right, we are about to end the show with a song for the World Cup, but before we
45:52do, would you please thank our guests, Josh Pugh, Lorraine Kelly, and Steve Bracknell, and
46:02my co-host Josh Whittakam, and Alex Brooker.
46:07We'll be back later in the year with more Last Leg, but right now, with the World Cup
46:11coming up, we thought we'd give a shout-out to all the countries competing, and wish them
46:16luck with every single part of their journey.
46:26Looking at a summer of football, 48 countries and all are competing here.
46:34I sit and I wonder just who to cheer.
46:43England, not Wales, because they work with failure, but in June.
46:50Scotland might dance to a different tune.
46:54Getting into sea-rich nation, gets to USA vibration.
46:59Getting into America, getting into America, has become a massive pain in the ass.
47:11That's the urban Herzegovina, Norway, Switzerland, Portugal, maybe France.
47:20Even Croatia have got a chance.
47:26Sweden, Sweden, Jordan, and Ghana, Brazil, Ivory Coast, and Uzbekistan.
47:34We're not gonna put money on Iran.
47:39Which country's gonna be sent home, wipe all the ass from your eyeballs.
47:44Getting into America, getting into America, has become a massive pain in the ass.
47:55The last leg, my name's Adam Hills.
47:58We'll see you later in the air for the next leg!
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