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The Young Offenders (2016) Season 5 Episode 4
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00:06Who ever said that a week's work makes a man was obviously some rich prick.
00:10A week's work makes me a depressed man.
00:12He stinks of fish guts.
00:14Five, ten, like two euro.
00:18Fifty, twelve fifty.
00:19Ten, fifteen, sixteen, sixteen fifty.
00:24I'm done.
00:24Boy we've been working all week like.
00:26We should stop giving away so much fish for free.
00:29No boy, then we'll just be as bad as the rich pricks.
00:32Yeah, that basil's prick.
00:35Do you want a drink?
00:37Yeah, please, thanks.
00:38No worries.
00:40Man!
00:42Man, what's our steamy to drink?
00:45Any juice?
00:48Maureen!
00:51Maureen!
00:53Maureen!
00:55What's he doing boy?
00:56It's the middle of the day and we want something.
00:59She's hardly dead is she?
01:01No, if she was dead she'd be hiding us.
01:03Maureen!
01:04Maureen!
01:05What the fuck?
01:07Where's my name?
01:09What's that?
01:11What is that?
01:12What?
01:13Huh!
01:14Oh!
01:14Oh!
01:16Why?
01:21Stop!
01:23What?
01:23What?
01:23That is disgusting!
01:25Oh!
01:25Jesus Christ!
01:27Get out you're coming!
01:28Get out you're coming!
01:30Get out you're coming!
01:32What are you getting away?
01:34Stop smiling boy is my...
01:36Jesus Christ!
01:38It seems like everyone was added apart from us.
01:45How many times have you had the ride since we got out of prison?
01:49I don't know, do hand jobs count?
01:51Depends on who gave them to you.
01:52I don't know.
01:54They were with my left hand though, some of them.
01:56Still doesn't count boy.
01:57Yeah I know, then zero for sure.
01:59I'm zero too.
02:00Have you ever tried sitting on your hand and doing it?
02:02We can't live like this boy.
02:03Listen to yourself alright?
02:05We are two of the biggest catches I know boy.
02:07Women should be throwing themselves at us boy.
02:10I know.
02:10We have to go out in the pool boy.
02:12All the apps are just full of cats.
02:13We don't need apps boy.
02:15We're going old school okay?
02:16We're going old school alright?
02:18Alright.
02:18Pubs, clubs, chippers and schools.
02:22Yeah.
02:23Or schools.
02:24Mams only.
02:25Mams only.
02:26Alright but we can't just sit around and rot okay?
02:28No.
02:28We're better than that boy.
02:30I mean we're lads.
02:31We're lads of cork.
02:32We don't just sit around and wait to get our holes away.
02:35We stand up and we say enough is enough.
02:38Enough is enough.
02:39Now you look at me boy.
02:40Yeah.
02:41We are going out into that town.
02:42And we are not coming back until we have SDI.
02:45BHAI!
02:50Should we get changed?
02:52Yeah we should probably get changed.
02:54It's like this mettd fish.
02:55We got changed都是 sometimes.
03:05Alright.
03:13What the fuck are you doing, boys?
03:36Let me hit you with something, something slow, something lovely, she likes it country, oh, she likes it country, she
03:46don't like that fair shit, that sexy...
03:53Right, boy, it's all about the four C's, yeah? Confidence, compliments, and crack.
04:00Wait, what's the fourth one? Yeah, I know, I know it's way. Obviously the number one priority is that we
04:05get our hold.
04:05Yeah, well, like, you don't want to come on too strong either. No, no, no, definitely don't come on too
04:09strong.
04:10But if we're smart, yeah, we can make a bit of kind, too.
04:13Ah, boy, I don't know if I get paid for troubling enough giving it away for free, like.
04:17Kind, what did I just say? Confidence, boy. It's the summer, town's full of beers, all right? All I have
04:22to do is find two...
04:24Two rich to... Shut the fuck up, Cian! Find somewhere else to practice.
04:28This? Two rich, out-of-town beers, show them a good time, and then at the end, you know, we
04:33steal a few things.
04:34So two lucky ladies will get their haul away with two of the best-looking lads in Cork.
04:38Nice colour, Jack. Then in exchange, we take some jewellery that they don't even care about.
04:43What? So at the end, we ask them if they care about their jewellery?
04:46No, boy, no, right? Cian, Cian, we're on the breadline, all right?
04:50Yeah? Yeah, sure. It's annoying for them if they lose a sparkly piece of jewellery.
04:54But that sparkly piece of jewellery could rescue us from a lifetime of grief and poverty.
04:59All right, so we're stealing from them, but in a good way?
05:03Exactly, all right. And anyway, they probably have, like, insurance, so everybody wins.
05:08Insurance? Yeah, like insurance, insurance.
05:12So when you pay someone money, then if anything happens to your stuff or your money, then that person has
05:16to pay you back?
05:17You're telling me some people are so rich that they pay someone else money just in case they lose their
05:21money just so they can get their original money back?
05:24Yeah, exactly. Sorry, boy, I'm gullible, but I'm not thick.
05:27No, boy, that is what it is.
05:29Pulling women can be complicated, but not if you use jocks easy to follow steps.
05:33He calls them the four C's. Firstly, you compliment them. Secondly, you make them laugh. He calls that the crack.
05:43Third, you conquer them with confidence. Ideally by demonstrating your brute masculinity.
05:50And if all else fails, which, of course, it rarely does, it's time for the mysterious fourth C.
05:57Linda once told me I looked mysterious when we first met.
06:00But the truth is, that look was me being so nervous I was trying not to get sick.
06:04My strategy is slightly different to jocks, but just as effective.
06:08What are you doing, boy? I'm not homeless.
06:12I find that just simply listening to what women have to say gets them in bed every time.
06:17What's even the point in having a boyfriend if he's not even going to talk to you?
06:20Sounds like he's just not very good at expressing his emotions.
06:24Just not my bed.
06:25The two of you have got to communicate.
06:29I do love her.
06:31You think it might be good for her to know that?
06:43Good stuff.
06:45Have a good one, Harry.
06:46You know, boy, I think if those two work on their communication, they should be all right.
06:50Yeah.
06:51But I'm getting worried about you.
06:52I'm already after shifting three beers.
06:54And look, I've stolen five light doors.
06:56You know, boy, I've lost my spare.
06:58What? No, boy, you just have to get the first one out of the way, okay?
07:00It's like getting washed off the...
07:02Like, hey, hey!
07:04Hey, hey, hey!
07:05Hey!
07:06Hey!
07:06Hey, put the ball in off here, you prick!
07:08Hi!
07:10Are you all right, Gordon?
07:11Are you okay?
07:12No, we're not okay.
07:13We've just been mulled.
07:14No, no, you haven't.
07:14I stopped it.
07:15Look, did you have everything?
07:16Yes.
07:16Hey, hey, hey, hey.
07:19You know why he's actually just worried that fine women such as yourselves are getting taken advantage of like that.
07:26I'm sorry about that.
07:27Yeah, terrible. Two of y'ars having a gas through the city. You gotta save these alleyways like some savoury
07:32types.
07:32Oh, is that Gaelic? Yeah, that is Gaelic. Yeah, so Irish. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:37Well, let us get you some drinks to repay you.
07:40A drink? Yeah, fair class.
07:43Absolutely, that's unbelievable. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but our show on us.
07:46Oh, are you sure? Yes, of course, no doubt.
07:49You're not sure because if two women want to buy us a drink, that's their body, their child.
07:52Yeah, sure, yeah, but no, no, no, we do insist. We do insist. I'm sorry about that. We'd love to.
07:56Well, we're not going to turn down a pre-drink. Yeah, why would you? Because you're not a fucking idiot.
08:04I'm Charlotte, by the way. She's an influencer. Has over 100,000 followers.
08:08Charlotte, nice to meet you. My name's Jack. Emma.
08:12Emma, lovely to meet you. Emma.
08:13Beautiful, Emma. Whoa. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Connor, my Sweeney.
08:18Oh, sorry. You're smelling like fruit. Thank you.
08:22Yeah. After you, guys. Thank you.
08:27What the fuck you doing? What? What are you doing, boy? We can't afford these drinks.
08:31Yeah, obviously not, boy. We're going to have to steal them. But look, boy, we can't have them thinking we're
08:35grifters, all right?
08:36Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They're hot, rich and clueless, boy. It's perfect.
08:39Oh, really? Yeah, boy. We're going to get our hole and make a mint. You watch.
08:44We, you pervert. We don't want to watch. You didn't mean that, you fool. I'm not watching you and riding
08:51so much.
08:53Yeah, boy. We're just going to get a drink.
08:54Guards, you head upstairs, eh, when we get you a drink, all right?
08:58Perfect. Okay. Thank you. All right, go on. See you in a sec.
09:01Here we go. Here we go. The jackpot.
09:04Holy shit, boy. Look at that.
09:07We're going to rob a plane.
09:09What? No, boy. I'm showing you how rich they are.
09:13All right, children.
09:19Me and Jock were Cork's most eligible bachelors.
09:22But love is not cheating. And the most expensive part is dating.
09:26And the most expensive part of that is drinking.
09:28Women love cocktails, especially the classy ones.
09:32And everyone knows cocktails are just a load of booze mixed together and given a fancy name.
09:37Sweet ladies.
09:39Hi. Here we are.
09:40This is on our cab's room in, shall we?
09:42Really, y'all? Yeah.
09:44We'd assumed you'd done a runner.
09:46No, you're stuck with us now.
09:47Oh, we'll see about that.
09:49Yeah, cheers to muggers, yeah?
09:51Cheers muggers!
09:53Cheers!
09:57Daddy's savage.
09:59Unbelievable.
10:00Yeah.
10:01Is that lipstick?
10:02Yeah, it's a parody presentation.
10:04Yeah, it's called a kiss from Cork.
10:07Aw, that's so cute.
10:08Aw, a kiss from Cork.
10:11Hopefully not the last.
10:12Oh, honey, okay.
10:14How are you going here?
10:15Oh, my God, is this the crack?
10:17Are we having the crack?
10:18That's it, you've got it.
10:19Welcome to the crack.
10:21Come on.
10:22Come on.
10:25Mmm.
10:26Ah.
10:29Oh, it's sort of beefy, but in an amazing way.
10:34Yeah.
10:34Yeah, he's listening to his Worcestershire sauce in there.
10:36Yeah.
10:37Would you boys be up for grabbing an early dinner after this?
10:40Oh, absolutely, yeah.
10:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:43Cheers!
10:43Cheers!
10:43Cheers!
10:44Cheers!
10:45Cheers!
10:47Yeah!
10:49I'm just going to spoil your app, please.
10:51Oh, dear.
10:52Oh, dear.
10:53Yeah.
10:54Yeah.
10:55Yeah, I did, yeah.
10:56Ah, here we go.
10:57Here we go.
10:58Thanks, Steve.
10:58Thanks, boy.
11:00Hey, boy, what are you...
11:03What are you doing with that thing, boy?
11:04He's just burning the shit out of him.
11:06Why is this place so posh they just burn the food for the crack, do they?
11:10Where do you think you're...
11:11Hey!
11:11Now!
11:12Pudding!
11:13What?
11:13No, we have to send that back.
11:15The fellas are burning the top off the thing.
11:17Here, lad!
11:18Here, lad!
11:18What you can't do...
11:19No, it's meant to be like that.
11:23Or...
11:23Or...
11:23Is this fire custard?
11:25Yes.
11:25No, we didn't.
11:27Usually we get it rare.
11:29Usually rare for us, yeah.
11:30No.
11:30Right.
11:31Yeah.
11:33Are you interested to try this now?
11:35Thanks a million.
11:43Oh, my God.
11:46Man, that's...
11:47Oh, my God, it's so hard and soft at the same time.
11:50Right.
11:51Oh, that's amazing, buddy.
11:54Oh.
11:58Oh.
11:59Oh, God.
12:00Fucking A.
12:04So, do you boys want to get the bill and then come back to us?
12:09Oh, yeah.
12:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, please.
12:11That sounds...
12:12Eh?
12:12Yeah.
12:14We can...
12:14We can do that.
12:16And, eh, why don't we do that to them and we'll meet you outside.
12:19Oh.
12:20Oh, wow.
12:21Oh, wow, look.
12:22Ah.
12:23Hey, thank you.
12:24I hope that tasted okay.
12:26It was grand.
12:28Grand.
12:30You alright yourself, eh?
12:31I did.
12:32We'll see you outside.
12:34Ha, ha, ha.
12:34One, two.
12:36What?
12:36What are we going to do?
12:37We can't afford all this.
12:38I don't know.
12:38Why got you the plan?
12:39What?
12:40I was following you.
12:41You just said, we'll get this.
12:46Holy shit.
12:47Sorry, boy, all right?
12:48No, Jack.
12:49Look.
13:03Come on!
13:05Come on!
13:05Come on!
13:05Come on!
13:06Come on!
13:06Come on!
13:07Come on!
13:07Come on!
13:08Come on!
13:08Come on!
13:08Come on!
13:09Come on!
13:09Come on!
13:10Come on!
13:10I can't run!
13:10I thought we were going to just rob the money and pay it for the meal.
13:13I thought it was obvious we were taking the cash and making the money, right?
13:16Right?
13:19It hails to get your butt back.
13:21Here, goodbye.
13:24I'm not going to lie to you, Ari.
13:25We're not actually rich.
13:27Yeah, no shit.
13:27We were trying to show you a good time, so we were making the most of it.
13:30We ran out on the bill.
13:32And whose cash is that?
13:35I know I just borrowed it off some fella who doesn't know it, yeah?
13:38So you stole it?
13:39Yeah, we stole it.
13:40We did, we did steal it.
13:41I'm not going to prison for some petty thief.
13:43Don't let a little bit of stealing get in the way of a good time.
13:47This is so bloody authentic.
13:49Fine, but if you steal anything from us, I'll have you both arrested.
13:54Deal.
13:55Deal.
13:55Deal.
13:57Can we get out of this pissy alleyway?
14:00We can all go back to our hotel.
14:02Yeah, yeah.
14:03Yeah, yeah, all righty.
14:05No, all right, mate.
14:06No, mate, no, all right.
14:20Holy shit, mate.
14:22Are you no cork at the palace?
14:24Are you seeing this, của bu?
14:29Are we lost, gentlemen?
14:31It's OK. They're Irish. And they're with us.
14:34Yeah. We're Irish. And we're with them.
14:45Look, the bed's all massive. My feet don't even come off the end.
14:49Are you boys still sleeping in bunk beds, then?
14:52No. What?
14:54Do you think Conor's all right? He's been in there for a while.
14:57Should I go check on him?
14:58You'll relax. I'll check on him, all right?
15:01Conor!
15:03Conor, can you please not sit in here, boy?
15:06Yeah, boy, we'll never get a hold if you stink up the place, boy.
15:09I did, boy. You know I only take a shit twice a week.
15:11I'm loading up.
15:14Oh, I'm taking, boy. Get your money.
15:15Oh, my shampoo. Body wash, boy.
15:19I've vanished.
15:20My mam knows the conditioner.
15:21All right, are you getting a bar now?
15:24Two questions, boy.
15:26So...
15:26Boys!
15:27I'm going to see you tonight here.
15:29What do you see?
15:30A what?
15:32What?
15:33What?
15:33Oui, oui.
15:34Yeah.
15:35We're coming.
15:36Yeah.
15:38Chinese.
15:38Do you want Chinese?
15:40All right.
15:45All right.
15:46All right.
15:46Oh, Conor.
15:47Yeah?
15:48Conor, you've got to do this, boy.
15:50I've never felt like anything like this in my life.
15:53No way, boy.
15:55I don't like getting my bits out.
15:58Boy, just cover yourself in the towel.
16:01I'm not doing it, all right, Jack?
16:02Oh, oh, oh.
16:06Jesus, why never regard me that nice for?
16:08I didn't even know they could.
16:11Is she okay?
16:12If you like, I can give you a nice pedicure.
16:15What'd you say?
16:16Pedicure.
16:17All right, I'm not into kids, okay, you sicko.
16:19Excuse me?
16:20You are, what do you say?
16:21He's not a sicko.
16:23Conor, a pedicure is getting your toenails trimmed.
16:27What?
16:28Rich people get other people to clip their toenails.
16:31Yeah.
16:36Sorry about earlier.
16:38That's okay.
16:41Out of interest, have you ever given a pedicure to a pedophile?
16:49There's something in my water.
16:51Oh, that's cucumber.
16:53Oh, I don't think we have that in Ireland.
16:56Jeez, boy, I could get used to being rich.
16:59I think I'm going to go take a dip in the jacuzzi.
17:03Are you coming?
17:05I ain't gonna do that, Jack.
17:31Don't worry.
17:32If you can't swim, it doesn't matter.
17:34It's not that deep.
17:35I can't swim.
17:36You know, we can all swim.
17:37We can all swim.
17:38Come and just get in and stop being warm.
17:39Come here.
17:39Say some warm, mate, look.
17:41Yeah.
17:42Say some warm.
17:42Aye.
17:43Come on, honey.
17:48I don't want any of that.
17:50What are you missing, boy?
17:51What are you missing, boy?
17:53What are you missing?
17:53She was getting the big cup.
17:56What the fuck are you wearing, mate?
17:59What are you wearing?
18:00Don't you wear that, boy?
18:02What are those things, mate?
18:04Don't we mind?
18:06What are you wearing, boy?
18:07I don't need to go home.
18:08What were they supposed to, all right?
18:09You didn't have any clean ones.
18:10I didn't even know you'd be seeing them today.
18:11I don't want you having laughs.
18:12Come on, boy.
18:13Come on.
18:13Sorry.
18:13I think they're sweet.
18:16Really?
18:17Yeah.
18:18Get in.
18:19Sorry.
18:21Is it too hot?
18:21Is it hot?
18:22No, it's nice and warm, boy.
18:23You got this, boy.
18:24Very good.
18:25Yeah.
18:25All right.
18:27Step in the way.
18:27Be careful.
18:28Yeah, it's just, um, it is actually quite hot.
18:31Oh, full view, right?
18:33All right.
18:36But, um...
18:36Oh, okay!
18:39It's okay!
18:40It's like a baptism, right?
18:41Come on!
18:41Hey!
18:43Okay, maybe you...
18:45It is.
18:46Hi, Jack.
18:47Hi, boy.
18:48It is.
18:49Hi, hi, hi.
18:50Yeah.
18:51Sounds good, boy.
18:52All right.
18:54Um...
18:54Going in for a kiss is a bit like stealing a bike.
18:57It's exciting.
18:59Risky.
19:01Yeah.
19:02But at a certain point, you just gotta do it.
19:06Oh, God.
19:08You're so indigenous.
19:10Then you gotta do it again.
19:13Oh, my God, buddy.
19:19Never have I ever been to prison.
19:24Mm-hmm.
19:27Oh, really?
19:28Uh-huh.
19:29Uh-huh.
19:29Uh-huh.
19:30Uh-huh.
19:31Yeah, it wasn't for anything bad.
19:33Like, it was just a bit of a misunderstanding.
19:36You're not a young offender anymore.
19:37You're an adult and an international drug smuggler.
19:41You're sentenced to six years in prison.
19:43Basically, it wasn't even our fault.
19:45Like, yeah.
19:45Yeah.
19:49Oh, gosh, excuse me.
19:50It's daddy.
19:51Oh.
19:52Daddy.
19:53I know.
19:54Yeah.
19:55Stop shouting!
19:57Oh.
19:58Yeah.
19:59Well, I wish that you weren't my father either.
20:03My dad's dead.
20:04Oh.
20:06Should we leave?
20:08I'll go check on.
20:08No, no, no.
20:10Leave it to me.
20:11I...
20:11Enjoy yourselves, all right?
20:13All right.
20:16Oh, shit.
20:24You all right?
20:25No.
20:26What happened?
20:30Being made by a fucking arsehole happened.
20:32My dad was a prick, too.
20:34What about your mum?
20:35She's actually dead.
20:38I'm sorry.
20:39So what are you sorry for?
20:40You didn't kill her, did you?
20:42I mean, it'd be fairly awkward if you did, like...
20:46Did you?
20:47No.
20:48Okay.
20:55Sorry.
20:55Right.
20:56Yeah.
20:59Should we maybe check on them?
21:02I'd leave it to them.
21:04Right.
21:05Well, unless that's not the custom here.
21:08Oh, yeah.
21:10Yeah.
21:10I'm not really sure what the custom is here, to be honest.
21:14I need a lot of oysters there.
21:17You're not that bad, you know.
21:20Despite all the stealing.
21:23I'm not really in the mood anymore.
21:28Sorry.
21:29No, don't worry both.
21:32Me neither, to be honest.
21:33I, er...
21:34fairly wrecked after the massage.
21:36Is it...
21:37Is it supposed to do that to you?
21:41I'd still like you to spend the night.
21:44All right.
21:46Can I borrow your toothbrush, though?
21:49I don't think we should have sex anymore.
21:54Ah...
21:54Didn't even crash my mind.
21:56You can still...
21:58tell Jock we did it, if you like.
22:01Thanks.
22:04And a spoon?
22:07Can I be a teaspoon?
22:10Huh?
22:11Ah...
22:12Are you tired?
22:14Go ahead.
22:16Go ahead.
22:17Go ahead.
22:17Go ahead.
22:18Psst.
22:20Go ahead.
22:22Go ahead.
22:23Go ahead.
22:25Do you want to steal anything?
22:27No.
22:28It wasn't quite.
22:29I just...
22:29I don't think we should.
22:31I never wanted.
22:32Why?
22:34We're quite soon.
22:36Oh, Jack, Jack, do you want me to put back the shambles?
22:41No, no, we'll take them, we'll take them.
22:59Charlie?
23:03Charlie?
23:09Where's Charlie, boy?
23:10Huh?
23:10Where's Charlie?
23:12I don't know, boy.
23:13Where's Emma?
23:14I don't know, boy.
23:15It's not me.
23:18Emma!
23:20Charlie?
23:20Emma!
23:22What you do with your chamboy?
23:23Huh?
23:26Chamboy.
23:27What you do with your chamboy?
23:28What you do with your chamboy?
23:28Huh?
23:30What's me?
23:31Huh?
23:33Where's your watch?
23:35Boy?
23:36Charlie?
23:37Emma!
23:38Yeah, boy.
23:39Where'd you put the cash?
23:40I didn't touch the cash.
23:41Where'd the cash?
23:42Why'd you put the cash?
23:43I didn't touch the cash.
23:44Where's my phone, kind of man?
23:46Emma!
23:46Boy, where's my phone?
23:48It's on the table there.
23:49Where's my phone?
23:50Who's on the table?
23:51Why'd you open your ears?
23:54Charlie!
23:55Emma!
23:56Emma!
23:57They must have it, boy.
23:58They've got it.
24:02Come, come, come.
24:03Huh?
24:06What's that?
24:07What's that?
24:07What's that?
24:08Charlotte?
24:08I just wanted to leave a picture.
24:09We had a cracking time with you both.
24:12Truly top boys here.
24:13Isn't that right, Emma?
24:15I can't believe you dopes fell for it.
24:17We were only done in school.
24:18That's Emma!
24:19That's them, boy.
24:20But better looking.
24:21Sorry, we ditched you, but you were sitting asleep.
24:24They're from court!
24:25Sorry we lied.
24:27And about stealing from ye.
24:30Oi!
24:31That's the money, boy!
24:32Traitors, boy.
24:33Little rat boys.
24:34We didn't lie about everything.
24:36My dad isn't our son.
24:38And I did want to pop my Irish cherry.
24:41Deceived by our own?
24:42Lovely lads.
24:43Thanks for covering the whole town.
24:45Lovely lads.
24:46Emma spoon me and everything, if that is your real name.
24:49Boy, we'd never have done that to them.
24:50Never.
24:50There's some things we would do, but we would never have done that.
24:53Not in a million years, boy.
24:54I'm joking, man.
24:55But what are they on about as well?
24:57Thanks for covering the hotel.
24:58No, we didn't cover the room.
25:00I didn't cover anything.
25:00What does that even mean?
25:01The way they left us.
25:02You know what?
25:05How much?
25:072,000 euro.
25:08They didn't buy the hotel room.
25:10I'm sorry, madam, but it was the penthouse.
25:12The penthouse?
25:14It wasn't our fault, ma'am.
25:15It was Charlotte and Emma.
25:16Yeah.
25:17Who the hell is Charlotte and Emma?
25:19They were a couple of girls that we thought were rich and going to give us the ride.
25:22Two grand for the ride.
25:23It's not a hope I'm paying this.
25:25I'm sorry, madam, but they did spend the night.
25:28Are their names on the reservation?
25:30No.
25:30Yeah, no.
25:31We're out of here.
25:32Let's go.
25:34Tell me you actually did get the ride.
25:36I know.
25:37Oh, idiots.
25:39Is that on our fight we were around?
25:41We got catfished by a couple of girls.
25:42It's all right.
25:43We got insurance.
25:44What the hell do you think insurance actually is?
25:47Well, we got you shampoo.
25:49I finally got my head around the whole insurance thing.
25:53As it turns out, they don't cover catfishing.
25:56But we did get SDIs from the hot tub, but not one of the bad ones.
26:00Just an itchy knob.
26:02I've seen.
26:07Just an itchy knob.
26:31That's the best datter game.
26:31I know I know it isn't supposed to be true, but it's really good.
26:31You
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