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00:01Kids, in October 2011, your Aunt Robin was in therapy.
00:05And against all logic, it was actually going well.
00:07But why? Why am I constantly looking for reasons not to be happy?
00:12Maybe because the idea of finally being happy terrifies you.
00:18Bro, you're killing it today.
00:21Shh! We got something good here.
00:24Weird totes gonna conquer my fear of abandonment.
00:26I can't see you anymore.
00:30Nice. Oh, no, you're abandoning me.
00:33Oh, no, you're abandoning me?
00:35I'm sorry. I'm moving to Alaska.
00:38And that might have been the end of it.
00:41But a week later...
00:44Kevin? What are you doing here?
00:48Okay, look, I lied to you about moving to Alaska.
00:52I... I had to stop seeing you.
00:54Why?
00:56Because I think you're cute.
00:58And ethically, I can't be your therapist if I'm attracted to you.
01:01Oh, I get it.
01:02You dumped me as a patient just so you can ask me out?
01:05I'm not gonna ask you out.
01:07You're not?
01:08No.
01:09We met in therapy.
01:11It's inappropriate for me to date a patient.
01:14Anyway, it was nice seeing you.
01:18Hey, wait.
01:20How do you define date?
01:23Two people having a meal together, sitting across the table making googly eyes at each other.
01:28But what about two people eating alone, sitting side by side, making googly eyes at the coffee maker?
01:35Okay.
01:36It's not a date.
01:38Exactly not a date.
01:39And so Robin and Kevin had breakfast alone, side by side, every day that week.
01:48Until finally...
01:49Did you ever think about the roads we traveled far?
01:55Ah, hey.
01:56Sorry.
01:57No cabs.
01:58Ran 40 blocks all the way here.
01:59May have knocked an old lady into the street.
02:01Don't know, I didn't look back.
02:02Let's just go on a real date.
02:03Yeah, that might be a good idea.
02:05Finally!
02:21Oh, I can't wait to see that movie, is it good?
02:24Awesome.
02:24Wait, totally hypothetically, do you like movies with a shocking twist where all the main characters die at the end?
02:30Yes.
02:30You will love this movie.
02:32Hey, guys.
02:33Hey, Mark, what's up?
02:34Well, I'll tell you what's up.
02:35You know how, um, my boss, Garrison Coutts, is like the most famous environmental lawyer in the world?
02:41Yeah!
02:43I mean, it's him or the other guy.
02:46Sir Anthony Howell.
02:47Yeah!
02:49Anyway, he's an important guy, okay?
02:52And so today at work, I was trying to show him that I'm tough.
02:55I've been thinking about this settlement offer we're about to get from Gruber Pharmaceuticals.
03:00If it's anything less than $20 million, then I'm gonna grab those corporate earth rapists by their...
03:06Okay, I'm just gonna say something.
03:08I'm growing a child in my belly, a child that just developed ears.
03:12It's a very thin sweater.
03:14So, please, if you must tell your story, just make it cheerful.
03:20Okay, then I'm gonna grab those corporate employees by their sweaty, dangling hands and squeeze until those greedy sons' appearance
03:31realize that I'm the baddest mother nature lover around.
03:36It's like watching The Breakfast Club on TBS.
03:39So, what did he say?
03:41Marshall, bend down so I can put my arm around you.
03:45That's all the way down. That's good.
03:48Gruber Pharmaceuticals is a company full of well-meaning people doing their jobs, just like you and me.
03:53Guys, I'm afraid that Garrison Coutts has gone soft. He's like a teddy bear.
03:58A teddy bear or an Ewok. You know, cute and cuddly around the village, but once the battles start...
04:05He'll smash in your metal skull with giant swinging logs.
04:08Marshall!
04:09Okay, he'll hug you until you agree to peaceably shut down the Death Star.
04:13Hi, sweetie.
04:14Hey.
04:16What are we all talking about?
04:17Ewoks.
04:18Ugh, I hate the Ewoks.
04:20The only good thing about Ewoks in that movie, you got to see some of them die.
04:24Well, I fancy a pint.
04:28Nora hates Ewoks.
04:30Well, I have to break up with her.
04:32Be gentle when you tell her, guys.
04:33I'll call you from Vegas.
04:35Tell me how it went.
04:36Okay.
04:36Okay, Barney, sit down.
04:39Not liking Ewoks is no reason not to date somebody.
04:42Yeah, I mean, who knows what the rules are, you know?
04:45I mean, you're dating a girl who doesn't like Ewoks.
04:48I'm dating my former therapist.
04:49Oh!
04:51It's not a big deal.
04:53Robin, if you asked a hundred people who's the worst person you could possibly date,
04:56they'd all say you're therapist, except the one saying Barney.
05:00Hey.
05:01Yeah, that tracks.
05:03Well, I should get going.
05:04I got the big field trip tomorrow.
05:06Field trip?
05:07Yeah.
05:07I'm taking my Intro to Architecture class to the GMB Tower construction site,
05:11trying to get them interested in architecture as a career.
05:14Why?
05:15Are we running out of buildings?
05:16Are we running out of boring people?
05:17Guys, this is a big deal, okay?
05:19If I can get just one kid interested in becoming an architect.
05:22Okay, I'm just gonna stop you right there.
05:25Ted, it's an Intro class.
05:27Yeah, don't try to stand and deliver an Intro class.
05:30Nobody takes an Intro class to get on any other path,
05:33but the path to not being hung over anymore.
05:35I learned that in my Intro to Somethingology class.
05:40Well, that's fine for somethingology, but tomorrow at 9 a.m. sharp,
05:45Intro to Architecture is going on a field trip.
05:47All 200 of them.
05:49Well, it's 9.45.
05:50I guess the other 170 of you got lost, so we'll just start.
05:55Now, some might say you guys are just taking this class because it's easy,
05:59or because you've confused architecture with archaeology
06:02and think we're gonna do some cool Indiana Jones stuff today.
06:05But I think that...
06:08I think just maybe...
06:11We got some future architects in the house.
06:13Show of hands, who's thinking about a career in architecture?
06:20Well, today, all that's gonna change.
06:23Follow me.
06:27Hey, uh...
06:28Sorry, nobody gets in here without a site pass.
06:30Ah, it's okay.
06:31I'm Ted Mosby, the architect of this building.
06:33I don't care if you're the archaeologist at this building.
06:36The site's closed.
06:43Moving on.
06:46That morning, Marshall's firm was getting the settlement offer
06:49from Gruber Pharmaceuticals,
06:50and Marshall couldn't wait to see the teddy bear turn into an Ewok.
06:54Gruber Pharmaceuticals dump toxic waste into Frog Creek,
06:58a tributary of the Trout River that feeds into Clearwater Lake,
07:01all three of which now need new names.
07:06So, it's time to win one for Mother Earth.
07:10Let's take out the trash, shall we?
07:12Yes!
07:13All right, everyone grab the bag.
07:14Blues Recycling Green Compost.
07:16There we go.
07:19Sheila, we're ready to hear your offer.
07:32Twenty-four thousand dollars.
07:41Yeah, that seems reasonable.
07:48Kids, I was wandering the city with 25 Intro to Architecture students
07:52when your Uncle Barney came to my rescue.
07:54Okay, guys.
07:55Seeing a building get built, not that exciting.
07:57What's really exciting is the financial side.
08:00Sit down, Ted.
08:01I got this.
08:01Hey, weird beard.
08:02Lights.
08:05College.
08:06It's a confusing time.
08:07Oh, no.
08:08Studies show that 83% of all college students desperately need...
08:14SEX LESSONS!
08:16What?
08:17What?
08:18These are 18-year-olds.
08:20Ted, these are 18-year-olds.
08:23You have a girlfriend.
08:25But she doesn't like Ewoks.
08:27So what?
08:28So what?
08:29Bieber!
08:29Lights!
08:33In 1983, George Lucas introduced the world to the Ewoks,
08:38a race of creatures indigenous to the second moon of Endor.
08:42Now, the Ewoks have a rich backstory that the movie didn't really go into.
08:45Barney, why don't you just skip to the part about you and Nora?
08:48Fine.
08:59Ah, yes.
09:01Ultimately, Ewoks split Star Wars fandom into two camps.
09:05Those born before and those born after May 25th, 1973.
09:10The Ewok Line.
09:13Anyone born on this side of the Ewok Line was at least 10 years old when Jedi came out.
09:18And thus, too old for something so cloying and cute.
09:23Anyone born on this side loved the Ewoks because...
09:29Why?
09:30They reminded you of...
09:33Our teddies?
09:34They reminded you of your teddies.
09:37Thank you, Gina.
09:38How do you know her name?
09:40And so, by the immutable laws of the Ewok Line,
09:45my 29-year-old girlfriend who hates Ewoks must, in fact, be no younger than 37.
09:54That's only a year younger than Will's mom.
09:57How do you know my mom?
09:58Class dismissed!
09:59I need to be alone.
10:01All right, we're moving on.
10:02Oh, can I come?
10:04Hey, baby.
10:06Hey.
10:06I just want to remind you we have Dr. Sonja at 4.
10:09I'll be there.
10:10I'm sorry.
10:11I'm just bummed.
10:12We got our settlement offer today.
10:14$24,000 from a billion-dollar company.
10:18Wow.
10:18I take it people aren't happy about that.
10:20We won champagne and cake for everybody!
10:23They're celebrating.
10:24I mean, it's crazy.
10:26We have no right to be eating cake.
10:28There's cake?
10:28I'm on my way.
10:30Meanwhile, the worst field trip of all time was still trucking.
10:34All right, this.
10:35This is exciting, okay?
10:37This is the very room where I had the idea for the GNB Tower.
10:41Now, Webster's defines inspiration as...
10:44Uh, hold on.
10:45It's still loading.
10:46Uh, hey, roomie.
10:47Robin!
10:48Hey!
10:49What are you doing here?
10:50Well, I was about to get my swerve on.
10:53You were?
10:55So, you're the therapist.
10:57You know, it's one thing to pretend to be a shrink and bang your patients.
11:01That's normal.
11:02But to do it for real, a little creepy, bro.
11:05Okay, it's not creepy.
11:08It's creepy.
11:10Class, show of hands, who thinks it's creepy to date your therapist?
11:14Polstered...
11:15Get out!
11:15All right, we're moving on.
11:17So, class, to your left, you will see some excellent examples
11:21of what we call windows.
11:26So, where are we going now?
11:27I have no idea.
11:28This is a disaster.
11:30Some of them have already started to go home.
11:32Although, we seem to have picked up a German family.
11:35Wait a minute.
11:36Wait a minute.
11:37That thing with Robin and her creepy therapist gave me an idea.
11:40Ted, we have here a way to solve every single debate we've ever had.
11:45I mean, just look at this sample.
11:47Guys, girls, blacks, Asians, a German family.
11:49You can't pay for that kind of focus group.
11:53Is macaroni salad really a salad?
11:55Hands up if you say no.
11:57Ha!
11:59Jacob or Edward?
12:00Who says Edward?
12:01Ha-ha!
12:01See?
12:02I told you.
12:02It's Edward James Olmos.
12:05Would you rather have sex with a dead human being
12:09or alive and...
12:11Dude!
12:12What?
12:12I mean, who thinks David Hasselhoff is awesome?
12:16Hmm.
12:17It's true.
12:18Okay, I've got one.
12:20If you're dating a girl and she lies about her age, who says break up with her?
12:23Yes, yes, but what if the person she's lying to is notoriously shallow about age?
12:28Okay, but what if early in a relationship she made a really big deal about wanting to not lie to
12:32each other?
12:34What if she's hot?
12:36Who wants five bucks?
12:38Polstered!
12:40Let's do this.
12:45Well, yeah.
12:50Okay, this is creepy.
12:51It's Crispin Glover creepy.
12:52You were my patient.
12:54You shared intimate stuff.
12:55It'd be like dating your gynecologist.
12:57You were vulnerable.
12:59That's not something we can move past.
13:02Guess not.
13:03What?
13:05So, dating your gyno, that's bad too?
13:08Oh, Robin.
13:09Kidding.
13:11Look, we've got another one!
13:14Come on, have a bite.
13:15No, it's a matter of principle.
13:18I don't care how good it is, I'm not gonna have a third piece of cake.
13:22Okay, guys, you all had a lot of fun today, but now it's time to have even more fun!
13:28Another cake!
13:30Another cake?
13:32What is the matter with you people?
13:34That settlement today was a flaming pile of...
13:38Puppies.
13:40That aren't on fire.
13:42Look at what's happening to the environment, and we're here doing the limbo?
13:46Man, we should be ashamed of ourselves.
13:57Sir, all I meant was that...
14:00Ten years from right now, everyone outside in that bullpen will be dead.
14:06What?
14:07I've seen the latest research, Marsh.
14:09You know how I'm always saying it's not too late to save the planet?
14:12It's too late to save the planet.
14:15There's nothing to do but to sit back and await our inevitable doom.
14:22Oh, my goodness, a piñata!
14:24Just give me one minute, Larry, thank you.
14:28Our grotesque, inevitable doom!
14:32Now, of course, you can't go around telling all the people that the good ship environmentalism has sailed off to
14:36the sunset.
14:37That would cause a panic.
14:39So, instead, what we do is we come to work, we put on a happy face, and we sue the
14:45big guys for just enough money for some cake before the unfiltered rays of the sun fry us like chalupas,
14:53and our lungs fill up with salt water.
14:56And we all die!
14:58Mmm.
14:59This cake is delicious.
15:00Everything's fine.
15:05This day sucks.
15:07Kevin and I are kutski.
15:09You think that's bad?
15:10The world is coming to an end.
15:13You think that's bad?
15:15My girlfriend is 37.
15:19My field trip is not going as well as I'd hoped.
15:24This day sucks.
15:26Professor Mosby, is the field trip over?
15:29We'd like to go home?
15:31Yeah, it's over.
15:33Auf Wiedersehen.
15:35I just wanted to inspire them, you know, like my professors inspired me.
15:40But here we are at the end of the day.
15:43Hey, class, quick question.
15:44Uh, is anyone here thinking of becoming an architect?
15:53Really?
15:55Yeah, dude.
15:56I mean, all jobs suck, but it's 4 in the afternoon, and you're out at a bar with your friends,
16:02so the hours can't be that bad.
16:04So, yeah.
16:07I don't know.
16:07I'd think about it.
16:09I got through to you.
16:12I mean, that is if becoming a DJ doesn't pan out.
16:16You are gonna be a great architect.
16:19He became a DJ.
16:23Robin, what are you doing here?
16:25I told you, I can't be your therapist.
16:27I know.
16:27Today, I am your therapist.
16:29What?
16:30You said yourself, I'm always looking for reasons not to be happy.
16:34Well, I'm trying to change that.
16:36So, if the only reason we can't be together is because I was in a vulnerable place for the first
16:41two hours we knew each other,
16:42then that is two hours of vulnerability you owe me.
16:46Sit down.
16:48Okay.
16:50Okay, but I must warn you, as a professional, I'm immune.
16:55Tell me about your mother.
16:56Everything she says is a manipulation.
16:57When I was...
16:59Mr. Coots.
17:01Hey.
17:02Listen, I've been thinking a lot about what you said yesterday about how we're all gonna die.
17:06Oh, I'm not gonna die.
17:08I bought an old mine shaft in Colorado.
17:11I spent the last six months filling it with canned goods, assault rifles, and all five seasons of Friday Night
17:16Lights.
17:16Okay, first of all, you can skip season two.
17:19Second of all, after our talk, I came pretty close to giving up myself.
17:26But then I went to the doctor with my wife, and I saw this.
17:38Why a girl?
17:40I don't know, but I know I sure as hell can't give up now.
17:44So, if you're just looking for someone to hold the other end of the limbo stick, you got the wrong
17:50guy for the job, and you know why?
17:52Because you're three feet taller than everyone in this office?
17:55No, because if I am gonna work here, then first thing tomorrow morning, I'm walking down to Gruber Pharmaceuticals and
18:01I'm rejecting their offer.
18:04Even if I have to do it myself.
18:08Listen, I want you to know, I know.
18:12Know what?
18:14Nora.
18:15Bonnie.
18:16Nora.
18:17Just say what you say.
18:19I know you're old, and I've been struggling with it, but when I look at you, I don't care, because
18:27I really like you.
18:29And because for 37, you are keeping it tolt.
18:33You think I'm 37?
18:35Well, if you were really 29, then you would have been a little kid the first time you saw the
18:40Ewoks, and you would have loved them.
18:42Bonnie, I didn't see any of the Star Wars movies until last year.
18:56But Naveen's the neurosurgeon, so of course he gets all the attention. Oh, Naveen is so smart. He operates on
19:03people's brains. Well, guess what, Mom? I treat the human mind.
19:09Our time is up. I don't think this is gonna work.
19:14I scared you off, didn't I?
19:16No, I mean, I don't think I can be your therapist. You're really cute.
19:24The next day, Marshall returned to Gruber Pharmaceuticals alone.
19:27I mean, you admit that you polluted the lake. We got the evidence, we got the charts, the fish.
19:37Fish, huh?
19:40Fish are weird.
19:42You ever think about the names of fish? I mean, come on.
19:46Carp?
19:47Garrison, what a nice surprise. Your star apprentice was just, uh...
19:52Floundering.
19:54A little fish humor.
19:55You guys? It was not going well.
19:58I'm here to turn down the 24,000.
20:01Well, I can maybe get you 24,500.
20:06Not...
20:08good...
20:09enough.
20:14Where are we going?
20:17To war, son.
20:19We're going to war.
20:24We're going to save the planet.
20:26And kids, as we now know, they did.
20:34Hey, you know what was on last night? Stand and Deliver. So good.
20:38Whatever happened to Jacob James Olmos?
20:41Who?
20:43Jacob James Olmos. Whatever happened to that guy?
20:45He never existed. It's Edward James Olmos.
20:48You're almost correct. It's Jacob James Olmos.
20:52It's Edward James Olmos.
20:53Jacob James Olmos.
20:54Edward James Olmos.
20:56You're joking right now.
20:56Are you serious? Seriously.
20:58It's Jacob James Olmos.
21:20It's Jacob James Olmos...
21:21You're joking.
21:25It's Jacob James Olmos.
21:26Anyway...켜ro...跟大家
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