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00:01By the fall of 2011, technology had taken a lot of the intrigue out of life.
00:08The Internet had everyone's wall of information.
00:13Nothing was a mystery anymore.
00:18But, kids, there was a time before that, way back in the Dark Ages.
00:23Are you people insane? The most popular food in America is the cheeseburger!
00:27No way! It's pizza!
00:28Are we forgetting about a certain Mr. Furter, first name Frank?
00:33Um, what did every kid bring in their lunchbox every day till grade eight?
00:38Pancakes with maple syrup.
00:40Thanks, Canada.
00:42We're looking for a food the average American eats.
00:45Ah! Chinese food.
00:47Then came the smartphone.
00:52Hey, remember when we were arguing about the most popular food?
00:57It's bread.
01:00And the barroom debate was dead.
01:03You guys are idiots!
01:05Okay, not completely dead.
01:07You're seriously telling me you don't want to open that envelope and find out if you're having a boy or
01:11a girl?
01:11Nope.
01:12Dr. Sonya only gave us this in case we wanted to know.
01:15But we don't.
01:16Lilypad and I are just gonna wait till that baby pops out and enjoy the big surprise.
01:20Look, I have pretended to be a licensed therapist enough times to know.
01:25There is something unhealthy about your not wanting to find out.
01:28Back me up here, Kev.
01:29No, no, no, no, no.
01:30This real therapist won't risk upsetting his wonderful new girlfriend by analyzing her wonderful friends.
01:37No matter how mentally unbalanced they may be.
01:40I hear ya.
01:41I don't think you do.
01:43We just don't want to burden our little angel with all kinds of gender specific expectations.
01:50Boys can do ballet. Girls can play football.
01:52Hell, the Green Bay Packers have been proving that for years.
01:58That would have gotten a big laugh at a sports bar.
02:00Well, I say define gender roles early.
02:03All the other girls got a pretty dress and a cake when they turned 14.
02:08Me.
02:09I wanna go home, Daddy!
02:12That direction is nothing but wolves.
02:16And 40 kilometers that way is the mining town of Smithers.
02:21I'd take my chances with the wolves.
02:26I'll see you in three days.
02:29But what am I supposed to eat?
02:32Me, you've got a knife.
02:33The forest is full of animals.
02:35What do you want, a buffet?
02:36A buffet!
02:39Happy birthday, sir!
02:44Got any thoughts on that, Doc?
02:45If you guys think I'm going near that, you're crazy.
02:49Why'd you emphasize your?
02:50No reason, you're pretty.
03:05By the way, do you guys want to come over tomorrow night for sangria and tapas?
03:09Oh, that sounds awesome.
03:10Great.
03:11We're also going to paint the nursery.
03:13Oh, and a quick update on the sangria and tapas.
03:15That's canceled.
03:16Hmm.
03:17Guess what?
03:18Smooth son of a bitch just picked up a girl at the bar.
03:20Barney, you're cheating on Nora already.
03:22No, guys!
03:23It's me!
03:25Janet McIntyre.
03:26Struck up a conversation at the bar while ordering.
03:28She gets bread right away.
03:29We laughed.
03:30It was a thing.
03:31Boom.
03:31Going out tomorrow night.
03:33So, she said yes, just like that?
03:35Just like that.
03:36There's something wrong with her.
03:37There's something wrong with her.
03:38No.
03:38No, no, no, no.
03:39Stop it.
03:40They always do this.
03:41Every time I go on a first date, they snap right into research mode.
03:45It started by accident.
03:50Hello?
03:50Ted, we did a little internet research on your Mia Plumlee.
03:55We just sent you a picture of her from six months ago.
03:57I don't understand.
03:58Is Mia standing behind this morbidly obese woman?
04:00Oh, my God!
04:03They had cookies and cream.
04:05What you were saying about how women feel they have to starve themselves makes so much sense.
04:10Ooh, hot dogs.
04:11Score.
04:13After that, background checked became standard operating procedure.
04:18The date with Nadine went great.
04:20Unless you guys found something.
04:22Are you sitting down?
04:24No.
04:28She's wanted in Florida on crystal meth charges.
04:31She breeds pit bulls for dog fighting.
04:34Also, the FBI has...
04:35What's this link?
04:36Oh, she also writes online movie reviews.
04:38Anyway, she's still married to a death row inmate convicted...
04:41She gave Annie Hall two out of ten stars?
04:44Slow and overrated?
04:46Really?
04:47That's your takeaway?
04:49It's the wood man at the height of his powers.
04:51The way he broke the fourth wall by talking directly to camera.
04:54People have been ripping that off ever since.
04:56Can you believe this guy?
05:00Paula Vincenzo.
05:01She's in the bathroom.
05:02What's wrong with her?
05:04Total psycho.
05:05Her Facebook wall has a link to a site about dating inanimate objects.
05:08For most of last year, she was engaged to a mini-fridge.
05:12And there's pictures.
05:13Her in the mini-fridge on a hike.
05:15Her in the mini-fridge in wine country.
05:17Here's the mini-fridge meeting her parents.
05:18Run like the wind.
05:24So, you want to get back to my place?
05:27Yeah, alright.
05:30Well, thanks to us, you ran screaming from that freak show, right?
05:33Absolutely.
05:34Cuckoo!
05:37So, what's the problem?
05:38You need us.
05:39No, I don't.
05:40Okay?
05:41I don't want a background check.
05:42I want adventure and excitement.
05:44Look, if it's a choice between mystery and history, I want mystery.
05:50In fact...
05:51Uh, Janet.
05:54I have a theory.
05:56People don't get the chance to just discover each other anymore.
05:59So, here's my idea.
06:00Before we go out tomorrow, let's not do any prior internet research on each other.
06:05It sounds like I'm hiding something horrible, doesn't it?
06:07I'm pretty sure you're a serial killer.
06:08I'm not.
06:09I'm not.
06:10It's just, you know, like, when my parents met, they didn't have the internet.
06:13They just went out on a blind date and fell in love.
06:15That's nice.
06:17And they're still together?
06:17Right up to the divorce.
06:19The point is, I'd love to get to know you in person, not on my computer.
06:24I like that.
06:26What started out sounding really creepy, it turned out really sweet.
06:29That's kind of my move.
06:32And she was on board with the whole no internet thing?
06:35She loved it.
06:38The bitch is hiding something.
06:40The bitch is totally hiding something.
06:45Hey, Ted, before you leave, is Janet McIntyre MAC or MC?
06:50For the last time, I don't want to know anything about her before the date.
06:54You might want to see this, Ted, naked pictures.
06:57That's not Janet.
06:59Oh, no.
07:01Seriously.
07:02If you guys respect me as a friend, stop looking.
07:11Well, Ted was pretty clear there, so let's shut those laptops and go help Lily and Marshall, just like we
07:16promised.
07:18Let's leave the laptops here and go paint that baby room.
07:24Without laptops.
07:25Or bring the laptops.
07:27Either way.
07:28This is exciting.
07:30I give you the color our child will grow up with.
07:35Yellow, like the sun.
07:37Or daughter.
07:38Hun snuggle.
07:40Oh, God.
07:41This room's about to get its first spit up.
07:44Just open the envelope already!
07:46Kevin, will you please tell Barney that it is perfectly normal for us to want to preserve the mystery?
07:51I'm not here to analyze.
07:52I'm here to win boyfriend points.
07:54By the way, you all look great, especially Robin.
07:56Come on.
07:57If you don't know the gender, you're gonna get generic crap at the baby shower.
08:02But if you do know the gender, you'll get, oh, I don't know, this!
08:06Marshall, lights!
08:08Okay.
08:12When little Jack's not turning double plates, he's turning heads with this home run of an outfit.
08:19And if it's a little girl, this royal ensemble may leave you speechless, but it's sure to make little Sally
08:26say,
08:26I love you, Mommy, and I love my dress, and I would love to see you in the shower.
08:33Sorry, I kind of fell out of character in that last part.
08:35But if you don't know the gender...
08:39Little Fran is sure to be the pariah of the playground in this hermaphroditic burlap sack.
08:48Marshall, lights!
08:51Barney, you don't really care about our child's wardrobe.
08:55No, you just can't stand not knowing something.
08:58That's ridiculous.
09:01Marshall, will you hold these for a second?
09:03Yeah, sure, why?
09:05Because I've got to know!
09:06Barney, no, Barney!
09:08Come on, everybody, hold it!
09:10No!
09:10Hold it!
09:11I found Janet McIntyre, who's been widowed three times!
09:14She's obviously killing her husbands!
09:17Oh, my God!
09:19They're six minutes into the date.
09:21Ted's probably already told her that he loves her!
09:23We've got to get down there!
09:24Please simply help her for the sake of time!
09:26No, no, he's going anywhere!
09:29Why?!
09:29Kids, at that moment, Kevin thought back to his earlier rule.
09:33This real therapist won't risk upsetting his wonderful new girlfriend by analyzing her wonderful friends.
09:39And threw it out the window.
09:41You're all the most codependent, incestuous, controlling group of people I've ever met!
09:47By the way, you all look great.
09:49Especially Robin.
09:50Oh.
09:55This is so great, right?
09:57See, if we'd researched each other, we'd both be secretly steering the conversation one way or the other.
10:02But this is more exciting, right?
10:04Way more exciting.
10:05I mean, we can talk about anything we want.
10:07Anything.
10:14So, how was the traffic getting here?
10:17You picked me up at my apartment.
10:20I certainly did.
10:23Oh, my God!
10:24I've lost the ability to talk to girls without the internet.
10:27My brain is completely shutting down.
10:29So, are you folks going to have dinner or just drinks?
10:33I don't know.
10:36What the hell was that, Kevin?
10:38We're all crazy just because I'm looking up some stuff on the internet and Barney wants to know the baby's
10:42gender?
10:44Well, to be honest, I noticed some other disturbing...
10:49No, no, no.
10:50It's nothing.
10:51I'm sorry.
10:52I gots to know!
10:54Okay, last night alone.
10:56But when are you coming back?
10:59Because I miss you, silly.
11:03Wait, who's he talking to?
11:04Shh!
11:05I'll be back soon.
11:07Hey, you want me to bring you a pretzel?
11:11Ted's texting me from the bathroom.
11:17I don't get it. It's just a C with an apostrophe.
11:21Sometimes when one of us is on the can, we'll sneak a peek and then text each other.
11:26You know.
11:28Symbols to describe what your bowel movement looks like?
11:32This morning, I took an ampersand.
11:36Last summer, I dropped a deuce that actually looked like the number two.
11:43When you worked late Wednesday, I got lonely and...
11:51I watched Survivor Without You.
11:54Oh, .
11:56Practically, the only unhealthy behavior I didn't see from you people was physical violence.
12:08Yeah, at least we don't do that.
12:11And to top it off, all the meddling and Ted's love life, not to mention Lily's pregnancy...
12:16It all strikes me as just deeply dysfunctional.
12:21So, what you're saying is, we're fine?
12:25So, while this font is often mistaken for Helvetica, the fact is...
12:34It's Helvetica bold.
12:37I can actually hear the sound of her vagina being boarded up.
12:43Look, I gotta be honest, Janet. First of all, this is time's new, Roman.
12:50Second, I'm having trouble coming up with things to talk about.
12:53You? I'm sitting here thinking, damn it, I wish I had something as good as that font thing.
12:58That's gold.
12:59Guys, I'm so sorry I said anything.
13:01Um, you basically called my friends mentally ill.
13:05Yeah, you think some lame apology will fix that?
13:08What if I just paint the rest of the room by myself?
13:10Apology accepted.
13:12Okay, let's do this. Let's find out each other's likes and dislikes.
13:16Start with something totally random.
13:17Like, um, oh, I don't know, are you a fan of...
13:20I don't know, Annie Hall?
13:23I'm guessing that's not random at all.
13:25And you used that movie to test whether a girl is cool?
13:28No, no, it's the first movie that popped into...
13:30I love Annie Hall.
13:30Oh, thank God you're cool.
13:32But just as things started to go well with Janet McIntyre...
13:35Whoa, I just found Janet McIntyre.
13:38THE Janet McIntyre.
13:46Sweet mother of God!
13:55Uh, well, I gotta run to the restroom.
13:57But no internet, mister.
13:59If you find out my deep, dark secret, I'll have to kill you.
14:01It's just my friends checking up on me.
14:03I'll politely let them know we're having a lovely time.
14:05Okay.
14:08Ted says I'm not clicking on the link, so leave me alone,
14:10and then either texted me a bunch of symbols for profanity or got food poisoning and dropped the weirdest deuce
14:16of all time.
14:17You guys have to see this.
14:18No, we're with Ted on this.
14:20We don't want to find out about Janet, just like we don't want to find out about the baby.
14:24Because we like mystery.
14:26Whether it's the hairy majesty of Bigfoot, or the blood-sucking ferocity of the chupacabra, or the gender of our
14:32little miracle.
14:34Thanks for putting those together in the same sentence, sweetie.
14:37Look, if you guys don't want to know, how about this?
14:40Let me look, and I won't tell you.
14:43Absolutely not.
14:45Baby, if it'll shut him up, what's the harm?
14:50Come on.
14:51Come here.
14:57This may have been a mistake.
14:59Boy!
15:00Do I like babies?
15:02Girl!
15:03Friend!
15:04Your hair looks fantastic!
15:07Twins!
15:08Was the feel-good movie of 1988?
15:12Barney, it doesn't matter what you guys say. We're not going to cave.
15:15Yes, we are.
15:17Just open your eyes. This gender-neutral yellow is horrible.
15:21We're clearly going to paint over the whole thing.
15:23That's what you want to hear.
15:25That gots to know!
15:30It's, uh...
15:31It's, uh...
15:33Where's the rest of the card?
15:34I ripped it in half.
15:36I knew you'd be desperate to see it, and I'll give it to you.
15:40All you have to do is admit that mystery is stupid by reading about Janet McIntyre.
15:46This is in no way emotional extortion. You guys are great.
15:49Fine. Well, look at your laptop.
15:55Sweet Mother of God.
15:59I can't really see the computer screen. It just went down the wrong pipe.
16:07Whoa.
16:08If Lillian Marshall want me to click on it, maybe Janet really does have a deep, dark secret.
16:14What's going on?
16:15I'm a prostitute.
16:16You didn't think I was actually into you, did you?
16:19Sorta.
16:22Get it together, Roseby.
16:27Oh.
16:29You don't buy beer. You rent it. Am I right?
16:32This is the men's room.
16:34I know.
16:35I'm a dude.
16:46Listen.
16:47There's something you should know.
16:49I lied.
16:51I only kind of like Danny Hall.
16:58I've gots to know.
17:06Sweet Mother of God.
17:20Hey.
17:25Ted, are you okay? You look freaked out.
17:29I'm not freaked out.
17:30I was freaked out.
17:32Why?
17:33Because I just discovered that Janet McIntyre was amazing.
17:36amazing.
17:59And then the wall went up.
18:03Okay.
18:04Okay.
18:04You looked at Janet McIntyre's internet extravaganza.
18:07Here's the other half of the card.
18:15Wait, should we do this?
18:16I...
18:16I don't know.
18:17I mean, my soul says no, but these hideous yellow walls scream yes.
18:21Should I just stop, or...?
18:24Sweet Mother of God.
18:26A dog in Ottawa ran all the way to Saskatoon.
18:31What?
18:31What?
18:32But we figured out that Janet think I'm catching up in Canada.
18:37Oh!
18:40You're with me on this, right?
18:41Otherwise, I can go down and I can get the card.
18:43Absolutely.
18:44Oh, baby.
18:48And so the gender remained a secret.
18:50But Janet McIntyre's life no longer was.
18:54There was only one problem.
18:56Ted, what's going on?
18:58Nothing.
19:00Did I mention that I'm the youngest architect in New York history to have a skyscraper built?
19:04Oh!
19:05So, I'm not quite as far beneath you as you might think.
19:09Why would I think that?
19:11No reason.
19:11But this one time in sixth grade, I saw a raccoon trapped in a gutter.
19:15And I told my dad.
19:16And the fireman came and got it out.
19:18So, it's not like I pulled a baby from a creek or anything.
19:21But at least I didn't ignore it and keep lighting bugs on fire with my magnifying glass.
19:25We had one promise.
19:27And you broke it.
19:28What are you talking about?
19:29You looked me up and now you find me intimidating.
19:31What? Why would I find you intimidating?
19:33Okay?
19:33It's not like I donated a kidney, but I donated blood once.
19:37Although I wound up fainting and they had to put it all back in.
19:40Ugh.
19:41I was so excited about this.
19:43But now you're just a blubbering idiot like the rest of them.
19:46No, I ain't.
19:47I mean, no, I'd never do that thing you says.
19:51Oh.
19:51What I mean is, you gooder than me, no make difference.
19:57And that's that.
19:58I wish to God I'd never clicked on that link.
20:01Sorry, Ted.
20:03We were just trying to help.
20:04I said it was meddling and manipulative, but Kevin insisted we butt in.
20:12No, it's my fault.
20:14I never should have looked.
20:15In the battle of mystery versus history, it's best not to know.
20:22Lily Pan?
20:23What?
20:25We're having a boy.
20:28We're having a boy.
20:30We're having a boy.
20:33We're having a boy!
20:34We're having a boy!
20:36Well, go buy some blue paint.
20:49you need sharpening you see i told you three days would go by in no time
20:55phineas take us up in case you're wondering it rained the entire time i was in the caribbean
21:00thank you for asking
21:13so
21:19so
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