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"Sheila's driving lessons have to be put on hold when the car won't start, a pair of mechanics quickly identify a long list of unexpected faults, and Peter deals with customers when he tries to pick it up from the garage." IMDB Starring David Jason, Jacqueline Clarke, Richard Wilson, Alun Armstrong
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00:26I don't know
00:42If you own a motor car, the one thing you can be sure of
00:46is that sooner or later, something will go wrong with it.
00:50This, in fact, is its most dependable feature.
00:53And from the moment it lets you down,
00:55it not only becomes a nuisance and a financial liability,
00:58but it can lead to high blood pressure, manic depression and nervous debility.
01:04I've got the back door, darling, and I've put the key under the mat.
01:07Oh, and I've left the milk money on top of the fridge
01:09in case I'm held up at the hairdressers.
01:12Have I to put the L plates on myself?
01:14You might as well. There's no point putting them on the car.
01:17Why not?
01:18It won't go.
01:18I wonder where?
01:19It won't go anywhere.
01:20It's what they call in the trade, conked out.
01:23Are you sure?
01:24Well, yes, I'm pretty certain.
01:26I mean, I have noticed that when it goes, it makes a sort of a noise.
01:29Here, look, come here.
01:31Listen, do you hear that silence?
01:35Yeah?
01:35Yes.
01:36Well, that's it. It's a dead giveaway, that.
01:37That car's not going. I'll put money on it.
01:39Why should it suddenly decide not to go this morning?
01:42Well, I don't know. Perhaps I had a bad night.
01:44You don't suppose it's because I'm due to take a driving lesson in it?
01:47No, I don't think so. No car's that intelligent.
01:50It's a little offensive, Peter.
01:51If I grind the gears, it's because you get me flustered.
01:54No, if you grind the gears, it's because you don't depress the clutch pedal.
01:58Unless, of course, you'll happen to be looking for the brake.
02:00I'm in a very funny mood this morning, Peter.
02:02What's the matter with you?
02:03You don't usually lose your temper till we get to the traffic light.
02:05Well, Sheila, please, will you be quiet?
02:07I'm trying to find out what's wrong with the car.
02:09Oh, and you can tell just by looking at it?
02:10No, but it helps.
02:10You have to do these things by a process of elimination.
02:12Oh, I see.
02:13What have you eliminated so far?
02:15The body.
02:16Now, please, will you leave me?
02:18Will you leave me alone?
02:19You're distracting me.
02:21I wish you wouldn't tinker with things you don't understand.
02:24You tried to mend the vacuum cleaner, and now it blows instead of sun.
02:28Sheila, will you please go somewhere else?
02:30You're putting me off.
02:31Peter, do get a move on.
02:33Look, if I've got to do the weekend shopping and get to the hairdressers by 11 o'clock,
02:36then I won't have time to have a full driving lesson,
02:38and you promised to teach me a three-point turn.
02:40I've been trying to teach you a three-point turn since last October.
02:43The way you keep mounting the kerbs,
02:45does anybody think you were trying to get your jockey's license?
02:48You'll be very hurtful at times, Peter.
02:50And never more so when you're sitting beside me in the thick of traffic shouting,
02:53look out, you silly bitch.
02:56You can't blame me for that, darling.
02:58You might have known that when I said go round this bus,
03:00I didn't mean on the pavement.
03:03Honestly, darling, just because you've got an elf plate on the front
03:06doesn't mean to say you have to drive as though that's your destination.
03:09What are you tinkering with now?
03:10Taking a plug out.
03:11Oh, and it'll get all over the floor.
03:13No, it's not that sort of a plug.
03:15It's a sparking plug.
03:17I want to see if the sparks jump in the gap.
03:20And is it?
03:20I don't know yet, darling.
03:22Do I?
03:22I won't know till I turn the engine over.
03:24I wish you wouldn't be so dramatic, Peter.
03:26Why must you turn the engine over?
03:28Why can't you crawl underneath like everybody else?
03:32Darling, will you try and conserve your brain power
03:35until we get the car onto the road?
03:37Helen, if you want to do something useful, will you go and sit in there?
03:39I want to give you the word.
03:40Switch the ignition on, right?
03:41I see.
03:41As if I'm starting the engine up to move off.
03:43Yes, exactly.
03:44Now, do you think you can do that all by yourself or shall I help you?
03:47Oh, I'm tired of the plane.
03:52Well, let me know when you're ready.
03:55Just a minute.
03:57Off you go.
04:01What are you doing?
04:03I'm adjusting my mirror.
04:05For heaven's sake, woman, what for?
04:07Well, you always adjust your mirror before you start up to move off.
04:09It impresses the examiner.
04:10Yes, but I know, but you won't be moving off, will you?
04:13I don't want to get into bad habits, do I?
04:17It's all right.
04:18I've fixed it now.
04:19Okay, go on then.
04:19Off you go.
04:20Go on.
04:21Go on.
04:22Now.
04:24Wait.
04:25Ow!
04:44Did it jump the gap?
04:49Ruined me for life.
04:51Well, hi, I thought you said the car wouldn't.
04:54You put it in gear, you silly bitch.
04:57Well, that's not very nice.
04:58I did my best.
04:59I thought I got it in neutral.
05:00Well, you've got me in neutral now.
05:02Will you keep your voice down?
05:04Do you want the neighbours to hear you?
05:05Yes, I want all the witnesses I can get.
05:07Oh, well, if that's all I can do, I shall just leave you here and go and do some shopping.
05:10Ow!
05:12And if we're going to go through all this, I think I'd be better off if I joined a driving
05:15school.
05:16Yes, well, I know that I would.
05:17Oh!
05:18Look, Cedar, now, will you stop this?
05:21Ow!
05:28And this is just the tip of the iceberg.
05:32It's when you've given up trying to start the car and you've phoned the garage for help.
05:36That's when the fun begins.
05:38Oh!
05:41Oh!
05:49When you first meet a motor mechanic, you get the impression that he hates all motor cars.
05:55But nothing is further from the truth.
05:58He only hates yours.
06:05Morning, Chief.
06:06Ah, there you are.
06:07Morning.
06:07Um, uh, well, would you like to come, uh, round here and have a look?
06:15All right.
06:16Is this it?
06:17Yes.
06:20Another one of these, well, firm.
06:22Oh, you're familiar with this model, then?
06:24Familiar with it?
06:25I'm sick of the sight of it.
06:27I've taken more engines out of these than you've had at dinners.
06:30Well, you won't need to take the engine out of this one.
06:32It's been going like a treat.
06:33Turn it over, Wolf.
06:35Switch it off.
06:35I can see smoke.
06:40Do you spend much on lubricants?
06:41Oh, yes, yes.
06:42I'm always topping the engine up with all this.
06:43Ah, I'm not surprised.
06:44You've an oil leak down here big enough to send for ready there.
06:48Get underneath, Wolf.
06:50All right.
06:51Of course, you know they found a dodgy feet pipe on these about three years ago.
06:54Oh, yeah?
06:54Called them all in.
06:55Well, that was where they went wrong.
06:57Oh, yeah?
06:57What way?
06:58Letting them all out again.
07:01Well, I'm sure that you won't find much trouble with this.
07:03How's his stiff sweet speed lead, Wolf?
07:05There's none on.
07:06None on?
07:07Have you looked down both sides of his gearbox?
07:09I've just done it.
07:11Well, how's he getting pressure to his synchromesh?
07:13Very smooth.
07:17You've not run over anybody, have you?
07:19No, no, definitely not.
07:20No, no, no.
07:21He must have dropped off.
07:23Check his clutch thrust race while you're there, Wolf.
07:25I'm doing it.
07:26Have you any idea how long this is going to take?
07:29Oh, you're asking me something now, aren't you?
07:32Right, you can't get the spares, you see.
07:34Then if you're lucky enough to find them, you can't fit them.
07:37Er, that's your trouble with this model.
07:39They've put everything where you can't get at it.
07:41You've to take the cylinder head off to change the battery.
07:46Off his crankcase?
07:48Hanging on by a thread.
07:49Oh, well, we know where we're up to now then, don't we?
07:53Is she taxed for the year?
07:54Yes.
07:54Pity.
07:56Get your toe rope, Wolf.
07:58Aye.
07:59Well, look, there can't be all that much wrong with it.
08:00I mean, not until yesterday morning, it was going like a bomb.
08:02I know, you're lucky to be alive.
08:06Well, if we can save this car from the scrap heap,
08:08it'll be the miracle of the age.
08:10How many miles has she done?
08:11It's just got 38,000 on the clock.
08:13Second time round.
08:16I can't see how that can be.
08:17It's only had one previous owner.
08:18Who was that?
08:19Godfrey Davies.
08:21No.
08:22We'll strip it down and send you the estimate.
08:24That's the best way.
08:25Then you can let us know if you think it's worth it.
08:27Yeah, well, you haven't told me what's wrong with it yet.
08:28Surely you can give me some idea, can't you?
08:29Well, I'll put it this way.
08:31If we can find you a new engine and a replacement gearbox,
08:34if we can overhaul your transmission and get you a new back axle,
08:38well, you'll only need a new body and this car'll be road-worthy.
08:41Right, back her up, Wolf.
08:49Three weeks and a heart attack later,
08:51the car is at long last ready to collect from the garage.
08:54And this calls for a little hope and a lot of patience.
08:58Right, Mr. Coulton, I'll see you then straight away, sir.
09:01Goodbye.
09:09Yes, I won't give you one second, sir.
09:15Frank?
09:15Hello.
09:16Is Joe there?
09:17Ah, will you ask him to tell Terry
09:19that Mr. Coulton wants his new tire on his near-side front,
09:22the existing spare to go in the off-side rear,
09:24the near-side rear to be changed to the off-side front,
09:26and the spare to be made up of the best of what's left?
09:29Well, if Terry doesn't understand,
09:31tell him to come and see me.
09:37Sir.
09:38Sir.
09:38Ah, yes, sorry.
09:39My name is Barnes.
09:41I've come and collected my car.
09:42Barnes, Peter Barnes.
09:46Barnes, Barnes, Barnes, Barnes.
09:48When did you bring the car in, sir?
09:50Well, I didn't actually bring it in.
09:51It was about three weeks ago.
09:52I phoned up.
09:53Yes, one second, sir.
09:54D&J Motor's reception, yes?
09:56Yes, sir?
09:58Oh, well, I wouldn't be too sure about that, sir.
10:00He may have started the respray already.
10:03Yes, well, perhaps I'd better...
10:05You'd better hang on while I go into a word.
10:07You definitely don't want Barbican blue.
10:09You want Grecian grey.
10:11Well, well, just hang on.
10:12What was your name again, sir?
10:13It was Barnes.
10:13Barnes.
10:14I won't keep it one second, Mr. Barnes.
10:18Ah.
10:21Will.
10:22Now, I wonder...
10:24Oh, I believe in this time.
10:27Why does it have to go?
10:30It won't be a second.
10:36Can't go, is it?
10:46Hello?
10:53Hello?
10:57Anyone there?
11:02Hello?
11:03Hello?
11:03Hello?
11:04Hello?
11:04Who's your lady friend?
11:09Hello?
11:13He's not back from telling them you want Grecian grey yet.
11:17You don't want Grecian grey.
11:19Pardon?
11:20You don't want Grecian grey.
11:23Oh, no.
11:25You can't argue with a wife over colours.
11:28I mean, if she wants Barbican blue, well, you might as well go straight across.
11:36No, I don't actually work here.
11:37No, no.
11:37I've just come to collect my cars.
11:39Ah.
11:40Yeah.
11:40Well, if you're in a hurry, yes, I could tell him.
11:42I'll tell him with pleasure.
11:43Yes.
11:43Yes.
11:44Fine.
11:44Huh.
11:44Goodbye.
11:45Ah, sorry, wrong.
11:47Hello?
11:48Ah, you're still there.
11:49No, sorry, it's all right.
11:50I thought I'd hang you up.
11:50It's all right.
11:51No, it doesn't matter.
11:51My name is Brown, Lou, and I want to know where my car is.
11:54Right?
11:55It's all right.
11:55No.
11:56Yeah, ah, no, I don't work here.
11:57No, I don't work.
11:58No, Mr. Brown, I can't tell you if your car is ready to collect at all.
12:01I don't work here.
12:02I'm a customer.
12:03Look, if you'd just like to hang on, I'm sure he'll be back in a second.
12:06Just hang on, will you think?
12:15Yes, ah, now, before you go any further...
12:17We'll give you one second, sir.
12:17I know, before I'd like to tell you...
12:18I'm sorry it's taken so long, but you've already started spraying your car, Barbican Blue.
12:22It's a different car.
12:23It's a different car.
12:24Sir, if you just hold on one second, I'll be right at it.
12:27Yes, I know, I know, but that's a different...
12:28If I could...
12:29Yes, I know you didn't want it painting Barbican Blue.
12:31That's why I went...
12:33No, he does want Barbican Blue, but that's a different fellow.
12:36It's a different...
12:36I'm sorry, sir, could you say that again?
12:39There's something talking to me, there's a...
12:40Sorry, no, excuse me, excuse me.
12:42I'm sorry.
12:43Hang on, just hang on a minute, sir, there's a bit of confusion.
12:45I'm sorry.
12:45No, he does want Barbican Blue.
12:47This is a different telephone.
12:48This is a different telephone.
12:49This is a man wanting to know if he can collect his car.
12:51Where's the Barbican Blue man?
12:52Barbican Blue man's gone.
12:53He's there.
12:54Here, that's him.
12:54He's gone.
12:55See, he's gone.
12:56He said goodbye.
12:57He's changed his mind.
12:58Or either his wife has changed her mind.
13:00She will not have Grecian Grey at any price.
13:03And this is not the Barbican Blue.
13:04This is Mr. Brownlow on here.
13:06Mr. Brownlow, are you there?
13:07Yes.
13:08Fine.
13:08Just hang on, sir, we won't keep you a second.
13:10It's all right, it's Mr. Brownlow there.
13:12And he wants to know if he can collect his car.
13:14He's had an oil change, you see.
13:18Excuse me, asking.
13:19Are you from head office?
13:23No, no, no, I'm just a customer.
13:25Well, how come you know so much and I know so little?
13:28Well, you've been gone rather a long time, you see.
13:31And, oh, incidentally, Wilf came in.
13:33He picked up the tire notes to give them to Terry.
13:34Wilf?
13:35Yes.
13:35You know, Wilf, a poor fellow, got blonde hair, you know, sings light baritone yesterday.
13:39Love it, such a music.
13:40Could I have my telephone back, please?
13:42Yes, sorry.
13:43I don't think you're a problem.
13:44Yes, sir.
13:44Sorry about that, Mr. Brownlow.
13:46No, no, no, it was just a difference of opinion.
13:48No, no, your car is ready to collect any time you want.
13:50Goodbye.
13:52Now, what exactly is it you want?
13:54I want my car.
13:56Look, will you...
13:56Second.
13:58T&J Mayor's reception.
14:00Hello.
14:01Yes, sir.
14:03Yes.
14:04You could...
14:06Yes.
14:07Ah.
14:09Well, perhaps he'd better come and talk to you about that himself, sir.
14:11Yes, hang on, I'll get him for you.
14:13No, you won't.
14:15Now, listen here.
14:16I've given up my lunch hour to come here.
14:18I've stood around while you've answered, telephoned, scribbled in notepads, and gone and attended
14:22to all and sundry.
14:24I have had to listen to selections from the Beatles.
14:26I've got myself involved in people on the television who don't even know what colour
14:29car they want.
14:30Now, listen, come on, when are you going to get round to me?
14:38What name was it?
14:39Barnes, Barnes.
14:41I keep telling it 14 times.
14:42Not Peter Barnes.
14:43Yes, himself.
14:44We've been trying to get in touch with you all morning.
14:46Well, I'm here now.
14:47Where is my car?
14:49It won't be ready till next week.
15:28Right, now then, hold on.
15:30There you are.
15:31Now, look.
15:32Is that better?
15:33Much better.
15:34There's just that blob over on your side.
15:37Can't be much about that, darling.
15:39It's the back of the tax disc.
15:42Right, now then.
15:43Here you are.
15:44Put that somewhere safe.
15:46Here we go.
15:49Right.
15:58Now, before we go any further, Peter, do you love me?
16:01Yes, of course I do, darling.
16:03You know I do.
16:04Listen, you're not going to shout at me and use bad language.
16:06It's a promise that I may break.
16:10And if I do, I won't mean it, because it will be in the heat of the moment, all right?
16:13Well, try and be nice.
16:14I'm feeling a bit frail this morning.
16:15All right, darling.
16:16You're going to be...
16:19What's that?
16:20Oh, gee.
16:22Well, you're going to be fine.
16:23Now, listen.
16:24Just relax.
16:25Take your time and try and concentrate.
16:27Yes, sir.
16:28Shall I start the engine?
16:28When you are ready.
16:34Now, darling, that is my knee.
16:39All right, go on.
16:40Pull the choke and start the engine.
16:43That is something that you should avoid.
16:46What have I done?
16:47That is not the choke knob.
16:49There's the choke knob there.
16:50Now, switch the lights out.
16:51Sorry.
16:51Right?
16:52Right.
16:52Right.
16:53Pull the choke, start the engine.
16:58Take your foot off the accelerator.
17:00Take your foot off the accelerator.
17:03Oh, oh, oh.
17:05Off.
17:06So, I couldn't hear you for the noise.
17:08It's all right, darling.
17:10Now, take it easy.
17:10Now, ease it into first gear.
17:12And then, when you are ready,
17:14and then, when you are ready,
17:15you'll be able to move on.
17:21Sorry.
17:22Don't worry.
17:23Don't worry.
17:24If you move your foot off the brake
17:26and put it on the clutch,
17:27we might be in business.
17:28So, now, when you are ready,
17:30I want you to move on.
17:31Now, watch it, darling.
17:32There's something I think I ought to point out.
17:33No, no, no.
17:34Will you please stop interrupting me?
17:35I'm concentrating.
17:35There is something I ought to point out to you, darling.
17:37Peter, please, darling.
17:38You're distracting me.
17:40All right.
17:40Very well.
17:45Now, we did two things wrong there,
17:48didn't we, then?
17:49Do we know what they were?
17:53Uh, we forgot to take the handbrake off.
17:56We forgot to take the handbrake off.
17:57And why was that a blessing in disguise?
18:02We had it in reverse.
18:03We had it in reverse.
18:06It's all right.
18:07Don't worry, darling.
18:08You are doing fine.
18:09You're wonderful.
18:10It's excellent.
18:11But before we go any further,
18:13would you like to take a little rest?
18:14Oh, no, no.
18:14I'd rather press on while we're winning.
18:18Yes, you win.
18:34Keep to the left, darling.
18:35It's left in this country, remember?
18:37Okay, yes.
18:37I'm not going to be clever if it's crossing at the end
18:39because it gets very busy,
18:40so I want you to start putting your brake on gently.
18:41Please gently squeeze it.
18:43Don't stamp on it.
18:44That's better.
18:45Then come to a halt slowly and proceed.
18:49Oh, sorry.
18:52Now, what we've got to do now
18:53is wait for a break in the traffic
18:55and then we're going to turn left, okay?
18:56Which way?
18:57Left.
18:58Oh, I'm flashing to the right.
18:59Oh, then go right, then.
19:00You sure?
19:01Yes.
19:01Yeah, but I can go to the left if you prefer.
19:03Darling, go somewhere.
19:04We're going to get booked for parking.
19:05We're going to take it here.
19:06Careful.
19:07Watch, wait for a break.
19:08Sorry, sorry, sorry.
19:09Darling, I don't even wait for a break.
19:11Keep going, darling.
19:12All right, off you go.
19:13Watch it now.
19:13Be careful.
19:13Watch the man on the...
19:14Watch that man there.
19:15You're all right,
19:15but I'm not going to hurt to be here,
19:16do I, am I?
19:17All right, slow down.
19:18Where are you going?
19:19To the left.
19:19Don't go left.
19:20I don't want to go left.
19:21All right, darling, just keep calm.
19:23Don't shout at me or anything.
19:24I don't want to get nervous.
19:24You're steering wheel straight.
19:26Well, I...
19:26Panic.
19:27You keep telling me to do everything
19:28all at once, Peter.
19:29I'm only learning, you know.
19:30When you get to the top,
19:31you'll want to turn left.
19:32At the top?
19:33Not here, darling.
19:34You're on the pavement.
19:35All right, don't shout at me, Peter.
19:36I'm getting back on the road.
19:37Go to it.
19:38Go to it.
19:39No, darling, you can't go right.
19:41Left, left.
19:43That's better.
19:44Don't get a stop at these lights
19:45because they're red.
19:46They're red.
19:48Darling, when you get the hang
19:53of the steering,
19:54you really must get those three pedals down there
19:56sorted out.
19:57And you've stopped on the slopes.
19:58Put your hand around.
20:02I don't think you've done
20:03a heel start yet, have you?
20:04Where's a heel start?
20:06That's a lot of speedy to you, all right?
20:08Now, what you do is
20:11you put it in first gear
20:12and you rev the engine slightly, right?
20:15And then you let the hand brake off
20:17and as you let the hand brake off,
20:19you let the clutch out
20:20very slowly at the same time.
20:22Is that clear?
20:23No.
20:25Well, you'll have to go
20:26because the traffic lights
20:27have just turned green.
20:28You know, and you'll have to be careful
20:30because there's a big van behind us, right?
20:33When I rev up,
20:35that's right,
20:36I put it in first gear.
20:38Let the hand brake off slowly
20:40and let your clutch out slowly.
20:43Get the clutch out.
20:44Get the clutch out, darling.
20:45You're going back to the clutch out,
20:46you silly bitch!
21:04Sheila!
21:05Come back!
21:06You'll never survive on your own,
21:07you silly bitch!
21:10Still there, sir?
21:11Ah, I've had a way with the form
21:12and he says your car will be ready to collect
21:13at five o'clock.
21:15Bye.
21:16I won't give you one second, sir.
21:23Now, what can I do for you, sir?
21:25Nothing at all, thank you.
21:29Nothing?
21:30Absolutely nothing.
21:35Sheltering from the rain, perhaps?
21:37No.
21:39Well, make us hope at home, sir.
21:43Ah, right, sir.
21:44There you are.
21:45Well, we've had a look at it
21:46and as far as we can see,
21:48we reckon, well,
21:49£25 for the damage to your rear suspension,
21:51£40 for the bodywork,
21:53so if you allow £70,
21:54you shouldn't be fired off it.
21:55£70?
21:57Unless we missed something.
22:00Are you sure you've got the right car?
22:01Mine's the one with the dent
22:02in the back bumper
22:02and the broken taillight.
22:04Ah, that's what we thought
22:05till we got it up on the ramp.
22:06Huh.
22:07You want to see the underneath?
22:08It's shot at.
22:09Hey, I'm not kidding.
22:10If we chipped that rust away,
22:12we'd have been through to your seat springs.
22:14Maybe we'd been parking it
22:15in a duck pond.
22:16No.
22:18I suppose it is a bit weatherful.
22:19What do you reckon I ought to do?
22:21Look, do you reckon I ought to
22:22flog it and get another one?
22:23Flog it?
22:24Yeah.
22:24Who to?
22:27Well, it must be somebody
22:28who want to buy it.
22:29Oh, I wouldn't be too sure.
22:30These scrap metal merchants
22:32are getting very choosy, you know.
22:34No, look, let me put it this way.
22:35Supposing I gave it to you
22:36in part exchange,
22:37you'd part exchange it for me,
22:38wouldn't you?
22:40Very unlikely.
22:41Nobody wants that model, you see.
22:43No, I can't get rid of them.
22:45With six like yours,
22:46I now use car stand outside.
22:48People won't even buy them
22:49to kick pigeons in.
22:50Now, just a minute.
22:51Look, I've spent nearly 90 quid
22:53with you having mine repaired.
22:54Oh, this is it, isn't it?
22:55What do you mean, this is it?
22:56Excuse me, Terry,
22:57I couldn't help overhearing
22:58your conversation.
22:59I was listening.
23:00Yeah, that would account for it.
23:02If this gentleman is interested
23:04in a second-hand replacement,
23:05you know, I'll just put the
23:07bargain of the month
23:08in the side showroom.
23:09Oh, well, he's in luck then, isn't he?
23:11I'll leave you with Mr Myers.
23:13Twist his arm,
23:13he might allow your tenner
23:14on your old one.
23:15Oh, thank you.
23:17Now, it's a small family saloon
23:18you were interested in,
23:19so I wasn't it.
23:20Yeah, well, I just want something cheap,
23:21you know, to run about,
23:21backwards and forwards to work
23:23and take the wife in and out
23:24around the weekends, you know.
23:25Yes, well, if I'm any judge,
23:27this is your car.
23:29Come and have a look at it.
23:46Well, isn't she a beauty?
23:50This is my model.
23:52I said it was, didn't I?
23:53Fully serviced and reconditioned,
23:55an absolute snip at $9.95.
23:58Frankly, I don't know why
23:59the price is so low.
24:00You can't get hold of this model
24:01for love and money.
24:03It's my car.
24:04Didn't I tell you?
24:06As soon as I saw you,
24:07I knew you were a man of discernment.
24:09Would you require
24:10higher purchase facilities?
24:11No, but I would require
24:13my head examining.
24:14Did you honestly suspect
24:15that I would buy this car?
24:17Frankly, sir,
24:18I don't see how
24:18you can resist it.
24:19Well, you'd better come with me.
24:20We'll make a double appointment.
24:27I'm not sure I like this, Peter.
24:29I don't care whether you do like it.
24:31Will you just put your head down
24:32and start peddling?
24:32I don't care whether you're talking.
24:50I have to tell you something.
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