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00:10Miranda's gone now. I really love her, but someone has to go, and me wasn't an option.
00:16I'm sorry.
00:17Congratulations, ladies.
00:19Baby, that was a shock.
00:20The thing is that I was the weakest in my group.
00:22Then I don't really agree that I should be in the bottom.
00:26If you did up to pick two, who would the two be?
00:30Your group, Alyssa, everyone, it felt like it was Alyssa's show with backup dancers.
00:36Lead with love and slay the scene.
00:40That's what I was feeling.
00:41Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, it's your opinion. We respect that.
00:47I felt like as a group, we worked really well together.
00:49I think Miranda being limited, it is what it is.
00:53Of course, of course.
00:54I think we're all probably going, the bottom could have been a little different, but we're all here today.
00:59I would actually put Alyssa in the bottom, because she just made a routine that fucked up her whole group.
01:07It was just messy and a lot, and at least my girl group was a girl group and not a
01:14solo act.
01:16I am bored. Let's get out of drag. Come on.
01:19Opinions are like assholes. Now let me get mine out of this panty.
01:25It's a new work day.
01:27It's a new day in the work room. Miranda's gone home, which is very, very sad for her, but I've
01:30just won 10K, baby. Boom!
01:33Well, congratulations, Kitty.
01:35Yeah!
01:38The Cheesy Chips!
01:39The Cheesy Chips for the win.
01:41What about you, Vanity? Congratulations on slaying Alypsy.
01:45Alypsy was so fun.
01:46It was so fun.
01:47Well, it's not going to happen again, that's for sure.
01:49Last week, that Untucked was lit.
01:52That was good to you.
01:53I'm still feeling shaking about last week.
01:58Well, listen, I'm not done. I'm not done, baby. I'm not done.
02:02There's a lot of things that I want to say, but for now, I prefer to focus on myself, listen
02:10to the order, and move on.
02:11I was feeling very attacked, because when Miranda say, Nelenia, maybe he's in the top two,
02:17a lot of you watch me like it was impossible that I was in the top two.
02:21I appreciate your feelings. They're valid.
02:22But when we were sitting there, it was very hard to not be upset, because me and Kitty didn't even
02:26get to talk about our critiques, you know?
02:27What I mean? So if I did come across really angry at you, I was. I apologize.
02:32The atmosphere in the room is really tense, but I enjoy it.
02:36In the moment, it just was a lot, but new week, I can hear what you're saying. I do not
02:41want you to feel that way.
02:42The Nelenia reaction, she expressed herself, and that's valid, but I really struggling with the privilege.
02:51I hate to see people have privilege more than me.
02:57I think we all have to understand, being here, in this room, in this competition, for me, is awful.
03:05That was it!
03:06Enough of the cool layup, let's go!
03:10My dolls, life in plastic really is fantastic.
03:16So put the bust in Blockbuster, and you can be the queen of the big screen.
03:22Lights, boobies, action!
03:31Hello, hello, hello!
03:34Hello, hello, hello!
03:35All Stars!
03:38You know, we come from all over the planet, and yet, we share so much in common.
03:44I'm talking about charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and the talent to read a bitch to fill.
03:52For today's mini-challenge, in the grand tradition of bears is burning, the International Library is about to be opened.
04:02Because reading is what?
04:04Fundamental!
04:05That's right!
04:07Tessa T!
04:08Come on over!
04:09There you go!
04:10Step right up, darling!
04:12Oh no!
04:13Come on, Miss Tessa!
04:14Thank you, mama!
04:15Okay, Tessa, the library is open!
04:18Pythia, the only cultural property, Greece does not want back.
04:23Ooh!
04:24All right!
04:25Eva Laqueen, bitch, you are so trashed that the only people who will pick you up are sanitation workers, bitch!
04:32Oh, you wanna go there, bitch!
04:34Bitch, you are so trashed!
04:36Alyssa Edward, looking at you, I realize what free healthcare is important.
04:40You better look again, bitch!
04:44Because if you get it for free and look like that whore, show's on you!
04:51So, Tessa Testicle, I don't watch your season, but now that I met you, for sure, I'm not gonna watch
04:58it.
05:02Tessa Testicle.
05:03Give me some good girl.
05:04Please, shut the fuck up.
05:07That's it.
05:09Eva, opening a wallet is not a talent.
05:14Wallet?
05:17What?
05:19Alyssa Edwards.
05:21The man.
05:23Full stop.
05:27Gala.
05:29Fuck me.
05:30Full stop.
05:33And sewer, sewer, sewer.
05:35Well, judging by the sewing challenge, you're not though, are you?
05:41Pythia!
05:42You remind me of the sun.
05:44Not because you're radiant, but because you're hard to fucking look at.
05:47Oh.
05:48I had to take some notes down.
05:51Oh, okay.
05:51All right.
05:52Queen Kong.
05:53Don't do it.
05:53Now, hold on.
05:54The queen must be lost in transit.
05:55Because all I'm getting is a wide-backed water buffalo.
06:01Oh, here's a museum.
06:03You are such a good actress.
06:05You play really good the victim role.
06:08Oh.
06:10Vanity Bank.
06:12Just like Ikea is giving basic.
06:15Oh, Eva Laqueen.
06:18We Filipinos are too nice.
06:20I know.
06:21All right, motherfuckers.
06:22Katie Scott Claus.
06:24You were such a picture of a fine English man when in drag.
06:32Make it stop.
06:33Please don't make it stop. Turn the cameras off.
06:35The white Rupal, Alyssa Edwards.
06:38Do not reveal yourself!
06:42I'll take that.
06:44Queens, you all made a noble effort.
06:48But one of you earned a Nobel Prize in shade.
06:52Oh!
06:54The winner of today's mini challenge is...
07:00Katie Scott Claus.
07:04Oh, my God. I mean, judging by these girls,
07:07it was not hard to win the reading challenge.
07:09No one has got a mini challenge win and a maxi challenge win.
07:12Now I am a front runner at this point.
07:16Condragulations.
07:16You've won a cash tip of $2,500.
07:20Oh, she's rich!
07:21Oh, come on. She's rich.
07:23Now, Ladykins.
07:24Before there was Barbie, there was Booby, the world's first drag doll.
07:30Barbie and Booby were both destined to become international screen sensations.
07:37So for this week's maxi challenge, you'll star in three Booby movie sequels.
07:43Oh!
07:45I love it!
07:48Hashtag global all-stars.
07:50Oh, pit crew!
07:51Oh, oh!
07:52Oh, oh!
07:53Oh, Sebastian, I hope you don't mind me touching your big pink furry box.
07:57Now, Queens, to break you into three teams, you need to reach inside this big pink furry box and pull
08:07out a booby doll.
08:09Tessa, you'll go first.
08:11A purple doll.
08:13Pathea, a pink doll.
08:20You'll stand right next to Tessa T.
08:23Oh!
08:23Kitty Scott Claw, say hello to Sebastian.
08:26I like Sebastian.
08:27A blue booby doll.
08:30Queen Kong, a blue booby doll.
08:36Go back and stand with your blue sisters there.
08:38Galavara.
08:39Purple one.
08:43Hi, Ralph.
08:43Hey, baby.
08:45It looks like we have our teams.
08:48I think they're going to say, like, oh, wow.
08:50Nelly and PTI in the team of Sowa, what's going to happen?
08:53I see the girls in their season, and I know PTI, she's a great actress, so I'm okay.
08:59As the head of RDR Studios, I'll be assigning your booby sheckels.
09:06Kitty, Queen, Alyssa.
09:08You'll star in Jurassic Booby.
09:12Jurassic.
09:14Tessa, Vanity, Gala, and Eva.
09:18You'll star in Frankenbooby.
09:21I feel like most of these girls definitely have a leg up against me because I've never done any acting
09:28before, but I'm still going to storm them regardless.
09:30And Pathea, Nalania, and Sowa.
09:35You'll star in Boobies of the Caribbean, The Search for Buried Booty.
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42I didn't see that.
09:43All stars, start your engines, and may the best global glamazon win.
09:48Oh, my God.
09:53Frank and Booby.
09:55So for today's maxi challenge, we are acting it out in our own spoof movie sequel.
10:01Shall we go through the characters?
10:02Let's go.
10:03First, we have the beautiful mad scientist, Dr. Frank and Booby.
10:06Beautiful, check, mad, check.
10:10Then we have Weird Booby, the mad scientist, weird but beautiful assistant.
10:14I love that one.
10:16Me too.
10:18I loved it first.
10:20Vanity.
10:21There's no way I can give you the weird booby.
10:23Weird booby is written for me.
10:25I do not want the monster booby.
10:26Are you fine with monster booby?
10:28I want weird booby.
10:29So one of y'all got to be weird booby and monster booby.
10:32Okay, shall we do like this?
10:33You want a rock, paper, scissor?
10:34Yeah, sure.
10:35For weird booby.
10:36Okay.
10:37Rock, paper, scissor, shoot.
10:39Fuck.
10:42The monster booby wasn't really the part that I wanted.
10:44Being in the bottom last week and also do like shit during the reading challenge.
10:49I got pressure.
10:51I want to be the pitchfork booby.
10:53Yeah.
10:54Because I'm Karen through and through.
10:55And I'm going to be the Dr. Frank and Booby.
10:59And I'm going to be the monster booby.
11:04Then I'm going to be Weird Booby.
11:07Weird booby.
11:08Weird booby.
11:09I love the team because vanity is really disciplined
11:12and they say so funny.
11:15I'm excited to show RuPaul that I also can be funny.
11:18Not just the sexy lady in this room.
11:20I twisted formula to create the perfect booby is ready.
11:24Alas, the world will know my genius.
11:27Hi, booby.
11:28Hi, booby.
11:29A star is born.
11:31My pitchfork booby only appears in like the second part of the trailer.
11:35So how am I going to make this work?
11:40Boobies of Caribbean.
11:42I feel like you're already dressed in the theme.
11:44And they say Caribbean so it's my shit.
11:46Boobies of Caribbean.
11:46I was like.
11:51This is mine.
11:52Thank you storyline.
11:54I obviously love the villain.
11:56And the glitter beard booby sounds very mean.
11:58I feel like I can even play with my chest hair and like draw on a beard.
12:01I can see it.
12:02I think it would be very funny.
12:03I want to be very stupid.
12:05Totally blonde.
12:06Move the teeth.
12:08Exactly.
12:08Just constantly shaking.
12:09I'm in the team with Pitya and Swa and I'm so glad because I love both.
12:14They are very, very funny.
12:16And I'm very worried about the pronunciation of some words.
12:20So maybe it can help me.
12:22And then we motorboat each other.
12:24Do you know what motorboating means?
12:26It's when you put your face in the chest of a woman and you go.
12:31Yeah, okay.
12:37It's a selfie!
12:42Professor Booby.
12:43Oh, yes.
12:44Nutty, beautiful, older booby scientist.
12:47Older.
12:49I think it's a typecast girl.
12:51What are you saying?
12:51She typecasts me, didn't she?
12:54Wow.
12:56Paleontologist Booby.
12:56Oh, yes.
12:57A visiting scientist.
12:58Hey, I like the sound of her.
12:59She's cute.
12:59Yeah.
13:00She sounds cute.
13:00And then Jurassic Mega Booby.
13:03Dinosaur-sized with large boobs and strange small arms like a T-Rex.
13:08How dare you rub my shoulder, Alyssa?
13:09What are you saying?
13:11I think they typecasted me.
13:13I think you're definitely the paleontologist.
13:15Right, right.
13:15I'll be the paleontologist.
13:16I'm the nutty old lady that created this bullshit and this R.B. T-Rex.
13:19I'm the big beautiful one with glitches.
13:22I've been preparing for this role since I started doing drag.
13:25Give her the Emmy.
13:26Give her the Grammy.
13:27Give her the Oscar.
13:27I need the EGOT.
13:28Come on.
13:33It is now time to shoot our scene with award-winning Vishal Massage.
13:40Welcome ladies.
13:41Welcome.
13:42Hey.
13:43Lights, camera, boobies.
13:45You are starring in Frank and Booby.
13:47Yes.
13:48Here we go.
13:48You ready for take number one, Tessa?
13:50Alright.
13:50Starring Tessa Testicle as Dr. Frank and Booby.
13:53My parents never let me play with boobies when I was little.
13:57Why'd you rip that off your head?
13:59Because it was dramatic.
14:00Oh.
14:01For dramatic.
14:02Okay.
14:03Okay.
14:03Should I leave it on?
14:05I would leave it on.
14:06Okay.
14:06So Dr. Frank and Booby.
14:07Yes.
14:08This is your introduction of your character.
14:09So we want you to say your line straight out to the front.
14:13Pass camera.
14:14Pass camera.
14:14Not into camera.
14:15Yeah.
14:16So this is your moment.
14:17Alright.
14:18Action.
14:19My twisted formula to create the perfect boobies ready.
14:24At last, the world will know my true genius.
14:28You don't need to start it at a ten.
14:30Okay.
14:30Bring it down to like a five.
14:32Okay.
14:32I've never acted before.
14:33So Michelle is giving me a lot of directions.
14:36And I guess I could let that freak me out.
14:39But I'm just gonna roll with what Michelle is feeding me.
14:42Bring me the chaggle, Becky.
14:46Yes, doctor!
14:48Dr. Frank and Booby, can you hold the boobies out of your face?
14:52You know, they're real boobies.
14:53So you want to hold them like, there you go.
14:54See how she's holding them?
14:55Yeah.
14:56Are you sure they're not my old boobies?
14:58They look very familiar.
15:01I'm really excited because on my season, it didn't went too well.
15:06Hey, how much do you win for therapy?
15:10Another shit.
15:11Another shit.
15:12You have to play.
15:13Yes, of course.
15:13So the audience can see that they're versatile.
15:18So this time, I'm ready to surprise RuPaul and the judges.
15:23Galavaro as weird boobie.
15:25Does this haircut make my ass look big?
15:29I would try to do it like your supermodel this time.
15:33Okay.
15:33And Galavaro as weird boobie.
15:35Does this haircut make my ass look big?
15:38Cut, good.
15:39Here we go.
15:40Expect drama.
15:42Terror.
15:43Oh.
15:45Boobies.
15:45Oh.
15:47I can do it like, oh, whatever you want.
15:50I'm weird Barbie.
15:51Weird boobie.
15:53Monster boobie.
15:54Great.
15:54Perfect.
15:55Back in my season, we had an acting challenge, but I was in the bottom.
15:58Oh my God.
15:59What?
16:00Me?
16:00No.
16:01Hadde du kunnat släppa mer på kontrollen och ta större plats?
16:06Yeah, I'm scared.
16:07I'm a little nervous.
16:08But hey, I'm gonna embrace this character, be the character all the time.
16:12And introducing Vanity Bane as monster boobie.
16:19Did she just laugh at me?
16:21Cut.
16:22That was awesome.
16:23That's a good sign.
16:25Do it with Lady Gaga monster paws.
16:27Yeah.
16:27Okay.
16:31One more time.
16:33With your paws up, groan, and then wink.
16:36Okay.
16:37Okay, here we go.
16:41And the Oscar goes to...
16:43Monster boobie.
16:46Hey!
16:46Hey!
16:47I wanna speak with your manager, please.
16:49I hope that my pitchfork boobie will just bring me back to life in this competition.
16:54Wait till you land before you talk.
16:56Okay.
16:57Don't walk and talk.
16:58Okay.
16:58And don't block your face.
16:59Okay.
17:00Here we go.
17:01And action!
17:02Featuring Eva Laqueen as the annoying neighbor pitchfork boobie.
17:06Hey!
17:07Hey!
17:08I'd like to speak with your manager, please.
17:10When you turn around, be angry.
17:11Don't be smiling.
17:12So on your first line, let's deliver that with a little more menace.
17:15You're a bitch!
17:16A Karen!
17:17I'm sorry.
17:18Out of the castle next door.
17:19And this village is not zone for monsters.
17:22But it is zone for musical theater!
17:25You ready?
17:26Let's do it!
17:27Five, six, seven, eight!
17:30Yes!
17:31Where were these steps during her lip sync?
17:35Yes!
17:37And cut!
17:38Moving on!
17:39Good!
17:39Thank you!
17:40Alright!
17:42Go up and down longer.
17:44Stroke it!
17:46What the fuck?
17:55Ladies!
17:56How are you all doing?
17:58Hello!
17:59Boobies of the Caribbean!
18:00Hi, yes!
18:02So is actually from the Caribbean.
18:03So this could give us the upper hand.
18:05Or should I say the upper hook?
18:08Arr!
18:08Can you make your boobs any bigger, So?
18:13This booby is ridiculous.
18:15Damsel booby!
18:16My Bermuda triangle is tingling.
18:22Cut!
18:23Can you do one?
18:24Don't touch your titties.
18:25Okay.
18:25Don't...
18:25Just say...
18:26Yeah.
18:26The words are...
18:27My Bermuda triangle is tingling.
18:30Okay.
18:30Alright.
18:31Action!
18:31My Bermuda triangle is tingling.
18:35Cut!
18:35I've hidden someplace far from your prying eyes.
18:38We're just gonna do that one line.
18:40Nelenia.
18:41What?
18:41I've hidden it someplace far from your prying eyes.
18:45Z.
18:47Because I have this.
18:48That's the way you speak.
18:49Make it funny.
18:50And action!
18:52I've hidden it someplace far from your prying eyes.
18:57Gosh.
18:58Moving on!
18:59I'm quite surprised about myself.
19:03I...
19:04I look good!
19:06I was funny!
19:07And Pathea as the dreaded glitter beard booby.
19:11You better walk that fucking duck!
19:12Yeah!
19:13You said duck.
19:14You need to say plank.
19:15Ah!
19:16Oh shit.
19:17I got too into it.
19:18Sorry, my bad.
19:18Sword fight a little bit.
19:19Here we go.
19:20Action!
19:22So...
19:23Yeah?
19:23Just hit the tip.
19:24Just touch the tip of the...
19:25Just the tip.
19:26Yeah.
19:28Go up and down longer.
19:30Stroke it.
19:32Okay.
19:32Alright.
19:36I think I'm doing pretty well.
19:38I'm taking on direction from Jamal and Michelle.
19:40And I'm not doing too many takes, which I hope is a good thing.
19:43And line.
19:44I'll beat you the meaning of pain.
19:46Oh, you want pain?
19:47Try tucking.
19:48Cut.
19:48One more time.
19:49So, uh...
19:50You want pain?
19:51Try tucking.
19:52Give it a break between.
19:53Okay.
19:54You want pain?
19:56Try tucking.
19:59Cut.
20:00That was much better.
20:01Awesome.
20:01Bring it on.
20:02Oh!
20:03Touch your face.
20:04Touch your face.
20:04Like, ow!
20:05After she hits you, like, ow!
20:07Yeah!
20:08Wrong side.
20:10You gotta hit it.
20:10Ice.
20:13Oops.
20:20I just really want us to do well in this group
20:22because I do not want to risk being in the bottom again.
20:24And I wouldn't like to see any of the other girls in the bottom either.
20:27Iceberg!
20:28Ah!
20:30Ah!
20:31Ah!
20:32Scott!
20:32Hi, Scott, Scott!
20:33What the fuck?
20:34Okay, so Glitterbeard, look through your telescope.
20:37But I don't see any women!
20:38Keep it to your eye.
20:39Keep it.
20:40I don't see any women!
20:48That's a wrap on Pirates of the Caribbean.
20:50Woo!
20:52Well, hello, boobies!
20:54Hello!
20:55Everything inside me is ready to go.
20:57Everything is ready to go.
20:59Let's go.
21:00Roll the cameras!
21:01Okay, you ready?
21:03And action!
21:04Welcome to Jurassic Movie Land!
21:07Can y'all do this one and just make it a little faster?
21:10All right, here we go.
21:11Yeah, just don't drag it out.
21:12You're a very first visitor.
21:14Oh, you have an accent.
21:15I don't know.
21:16I'll show you like that lady on dress.
21:19I've accidentally picked up Kitty Scott Claus' accent, so now I've morphed into this British
21:25old professor.
21:26What the hell is going on?
21:28That's literally offensive to British people, Alyssa.
21:32You won't be welcome back.
21:33Not after that.
21:34Dear God, she's figured out how to clone herself.
21:36Look higher.
21:37Dear God, she's figured out how to clone herself.
21:40One more time, Alyssa.
21:41Dear God, she's figured out how to clone herself.
21:44Say it again.
21:45Say it again.
21:45Clear.
21:45Well, we've all seen how I've been in the acting challenges in the past.
21:48The do-ah, the do-dahs.
21:50Do-ah.
21:51Do-ah.
21:52Cut.
21:53Do-dah.
21:54Do-ah.
21:56Do-ah.
21:56Do-ah.
21:57They went viral for all the wrong reasons.
22:00Dear God, she's figured out how to clone herself.
22:03Good.
22:03Cut.
22:04And introducing Queen Kong as Jurassic Mega Booby.
22:08Hi, Booby.
22:09Hi, Booby.
22:10Hi, Ben.
22:11Hi, the dinosaur.
22:16Bitch, I'm crushing it.
22:17I'm living for myself.
22:18I'm literally a big dinosaur.
22:20Stomp, stomp, stomp.
22:23And action.
22:24Hasta la vista, Booby!
22:27Keep spraying.
22:32Kitty is up here going bananas.
22:34She done broke the damn prop the whole blows right her.
22:36It's a good thing I don't have to duck dodge and weave.
22:38I had to matrix that damn thing.
22:40I stayed in character, though.
22:42I'm so sorry.
22:42We got it.
22:43We got it.
22:43We got it.
22:43And Kitty's like, sorry.
22:45Sorry.
22:46Sorry.
22:47Great job, ladies.
22:48Cut and print.
22:49See you on the runway.
22:50At this point, this could be used as my audition take to Hollywood.
22:55Hit him up.
22:59Directors, call me.
23:01Come on, Michelle.
23:02Come on, Jess.
23:08I'm so happy with how my group did this week in the acting challenge.
23:11I feel like I'm definitely back on the top.
23:13You're not going to shave today?
23:14Hmm?
23:15You're not going to shave today?
23:17Shut the fuck up.
23:20How you feeling, baby?
23:21Felt like yesterday went good for us.
23:23How did you feel like a person to your last acting challenge?
23:26Well, I got all my lines.
23:28Period.
23:28Oh, bitch.
23:28Okay.
23:29You did not only just get your lines.
23:30You had an accent too, girl.
23:32That was wild.
23:33That was something.
23:37Hey, girl.
23:38Hey, girl.
23:39I've always wanted to ask you this because I've seen Drag Race Canada and how Justin Trudeau went
23:45to one of the episodes.
23:46Oh, yeah.
23:47Oh, nice.
23:48Right?
23:49Yeah.
23:49It's so cool.
23:50It's so cool when the politics get involved in the drag movement or LGBT community.
23:57So what's the political climate like for drag queens in your countries?
24:02Canada, it's pretty, I would say, very, very progressive.
24:05But the human rights in Greece is very behind, especially with queer rights.
24:08In some places, you know, like Ciudad de Mexico, it's really open.
24:13You can go to anywhere and see drag queens.
24:16But in other states, it's really hard.
24:19There is still killing people just from being fabulous.
24:23Yes.
24:24Well, my parents actually, before I was on Canada Drag Race, we had a falling out because
24:29I did an interview and basically I spoke about a lot of my realities growing up in Greece.
24:33And my parents, they were like, we've done everything for you.
24:35We moved to another country for you.
24:36And this is how you repay us.
24:37Like, you have no right to say that.
24:39So we had a falling out.
24:40And I went on Drag Race and I didn't tell them.
24:42And the show came out.
24:44My mom actually watched it.
24:46And she called me and she started crying on the phone.
24:48And she was like, I finally understand what you do.
24:50Like, I'm so proud of you.
24:52You're in your element.
24:53This is so beautiful.
24:53Like, how did you feel at that moment?
24:55I was crying nonstop.
24:56I never expected that.
24:58And now she's one of my biggest supporters.
25:00It's so nice when I perform in some cities and some moms came with her children and say,
25:08like, since I saw your story, I changed the way I saw the life.
25:11And I'm here to improve my knowledge and also be with my kids.
25:16What we do is very important.
25:18This is drag.
25:20Deal with it.
25:21Deal with it.
25:21We're not going anywhere.
25:23Under Paul's Drag Race, Global All Stars.
25:26Her box office brings all the boys to the yard.
25:30Michelle Visage.
25:31That's because my Rotten Tomatoes are extra juicy.
25:35He puts the D in director, Jamal Sims.
25:40Rue, you know I love a little action.
25:44And our global style superstar, Carson Kressley.
25:49Now, did you play with dolls when you were growing up?
25:52Well, let's just say my sister's Barbies were impeccably dressed.
25:55But my G.I. Joe's were always, um, naked.
26:00This week we challenged our queens to star in trailers for blockbuster booby sequels.
26:06And tonight, on the runway, category is Brown Town.
26:11Oh.
26:12I've been there.
26:13All stars, start your engines.
26:16And may the best global glamazon win.
26:21Now, what do you get when you mix all the colors in the rainbow?
26:25What?
26:26Category is Brown Town.
26:29Send in the Browns.
26:31From Germany, Tessa T.
26:33I am giving you European fashion fresh off the Paris mother tucking runway.
26:39She's the toast of the Browns.
26:41Caché for UPS.
26:46From Mexico, Galavaro.
26:48I'm serving post-apocalyptic Galavaro.
26:51Can you imagine having to sleep in that retainer?
26:53Mad Max is one of my favorite movies.
26:57Mad Max Roadkill.
27:00From Sweden, Vanity Van.
27:03Yeah.
27:04This look is a total homage to the winner of Drag Race Sweden, Admirath on the Pussy.
27:10She did the hair for this look.
27:12And the dress is a complete copy of the silhouette, like the silhouette she does.
27:17Now, where did I put that chicken?
27:20She's been known to pluck a cockatoo.
27:25From the Philippines, Eva Laqueen.
27:28The inspiration for this look is the Fashion Week at Animal Kingdom.
27:33Hey, it's pleather weather.
27:35Feathers, fur, crock skin, and shades of what? Brown.
27:40I look great in this color.
27:42It complements my skin.
27:43It's amazing.
27:46From Canada, Hathia.
27:48I am serving ethical fur trade of the season.
27:51Oh my God.
27:52I saw this look on our Growler profile.
27:56When I was designing this look, I thought about my love of taxidermy and fur.
28:00Would you say she's into bareback?
28:03Two girls, one cub.
28:05From Italy.
28:08I serve to you a violin extravaganza.
28:13Oh, she's just having a little fiddle.
28:15I love to be glam, but I love to be quirky too.
28:19The music came out from my boobs and I play myself.
28:23Oh, is something that I can say?
28:27Beethoven's 69th Symphony.
28:29Oh, I'm familiar with that one.
28:31From France, so are the muse.
28:33I'm serving an homage to the first drag queen, William Dorsey Swan.
28:41If you don't know William Dorsey Swan, you need to go on Google Beach and do your research.
28:45Oh, I'm a fan.
28:47Yeah.
28:47With this kind of dress with a lot of fruffles and with a fan, this is him.
28:52And I want to bring this kind of story on this runway.
28:55I love her OnlyFans.
28:59From the United States of America, Alyssa Edwards.
29:02It's quite bizarre.
29:03I mean, I do got a damn clock on my head.
29:06The hat's a little cuckoo.
29:09Steampunk Alyssa is stomping this runway.
29:13What's your jetpacking with Michelle Visage?
29:18Steampunk's not dead.
29:20From the United Kingdom, Kitty Scott Claus.
29:24I am serving Kardashian realness.
29:27Send me to Calabasas.
29:28I'm going to film a sex tape and that'll be my next movie role.
29:31Look, it's Hoey Kardashian.
29:34Bend and snap.
29:37She's the brown sheep of her family.
29:41From brown under, it's Queen Kong.
29:44Come on, island girl.
29:45Baby, this is quintessential elevated Queen Kong, bitch.
29:49The deity from the Pacific mixed with warrior, mixed with sister, mum, nana, cousin.
29:54You have a Samoa.
29:55She's a warrior queen.
29:57There's lots of details that lots of the women in my family made so that I could look like this.
30:01And bitch, I am so proud to be wearing them.
30:03Welcome to Kangaroo Paul's Drag Race.
30:11Welcome, all stars.
30:14It's time for the world premiere of your booby shequel trailers.
30:19First up, Tessa Tessicle, Galavaro, Panagy Vane, and Eva Laqueen.
30:27Starring in Frank and Booby.
30:33Brace yourself for the most electrifying horror ever seen on screen.
30:38My twisted formula to create the perfect booby is ready.
30:42Expect drama.
30:45Terror.
30:46It's alone!
30:50And boobies.
30:53A star is born.
30:56Hello, boobies.
30:58My parents never let me play with booby dolls growing up.
31:01Look at me now.
31:04Does these characters make my ass look mean?
31:07Hey!
31:08Hey!
31:08I'd like to speak with your manager, please.
31:11I live in a castle next door and this village is not zoned for monsters.
31:16Hi, Ben.
31:17Hi, booby.
31:18What are you doing here?
31:19I do this part.
31:22Listen, kid.
31:23You've got great knockers.
31:25But you're too stiff!
31:26But, baby!
31:27I was born this way!
31:31This fall, horror goes Hollywood.
31:35You want bigger boobs?
31:37Frank and Booby.
31:38Now, in High Max.
31:41Yeah, we could do that!
31:44Oh, my goodness.
31:48Oh, yeah.
31:49Alright.
31:50I think it was really funny.
31:51I think I did a great job.
31:53Where's my fucking Oscar?
31:55Next up, Pathea.
31:57Nah, nah, nah.
31:58And so it amuse.
32:00In Boobies of the Caribbean.
32:02Search for buried booty.
32:06Ahoy, mateys!
32:08Get set for the most plunderful booby adventure of all time.
32:12Hand over, you treasure map to the buried booty.
32:14Or walk the plank.
32:15You'll never get your hook on the treasure map, Glitterbeard.
32:18I've eaten someplace far from your prying highs.
32:21Oh, you mean right there in your bosom?
32:24No!
32:25Give that bag your scum, Scaliwa!
32:28Or what?
32:30Hi, booby!
32:32Hi, booby!
32:33Yo-ho-ho, booby!
32:35Climb aboard Pirate Boobies Pearl Necklace Pirate Ship
32:38as they search for the mysterious buried booty.
32:41I hope it's all our skates.
32:43I hope it's a personal massager.
32:45I hope it's a hand with long fingernails
32:48and a little portable thumb.
32:50Prepare yourself for swish buckling action.
32:54Bitch slapping.
32:56And motorboating.
32:58And hold on to your Jolly Rogers.
33:01High-stag!
33:02Dance ahead!
33:04Because it wouldn't be a pirate movie without a twist.
33:11Hi, Ben!
33:12Hi, Ben!
33:13Hi, Ben!
33:14Hi, Ben!
33:14We do white body.
33:16Forget it, Barty Treasure.
33:18It's all about the booty!
33:20Don't miss Boobies of the Caribbean.
33:22The search for buried booty.
33:24Rated R!
33:25Is the pirate ship still running?
33:31And now, Alyssa Edwards, Kitty Scott Claus, and Queen Kong in Jurassic Booby.
33:40On an island deep in the middle of the Pacific.
33:44They say you've brought a vintage booby doll to life.
33:47I enthused the original booby doll with dinosaur DNA.
33:51Wait!
33:52You combine boobies with dinosaur DNA?
33:55What could go wrong?
33:58Well...
33:58Director Steven Spielboob presents a movie
34:0465 Billion Boobies in the Making.
34:07Oopsie!
34:08Can someone please hand me my lipstick?
34:12Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.
34:16I love the smell of DNA in the morning!
34:20Hi, Boobie!
34:21Hi, Boobie!
34:22Hi, Boobie!
34:23Hi, Boobie!
34:24Hi, Boobie!
34:25Hi, Ben!
34:26I do dinosaur.
34:28Ooh! Let's go on a date!
34:32No, Boobie! You must be careful!
34:38Expect running!
34:40I just wanna play with you!
34:41Oh, shit!
34:42Falling down!
34:44And a whole lot of jiggling!
34:48Jurassic Boobie!
34:51Now in 3D and Triple D!
34:54Eww!
34:56I think we're gonna need a bigger bra!
35:05I think all three sequels are funny.
35:07However, I think ours is hilarious.
35:10Well done!
35:13I saw, like, really great performances from others, so...
35:17I'm not gonna put my expectations too high up.
35:19Ladykins, you all slayed the silver screen.
35:23But this week's winning trailer is...
35:30Jurassic Boobie!
35:31Yay!
35:34Yay!
35:35Yay!
35:37Well done, girls!
35:38But not quite as good as us!
35:40We are not the winner of this challenge.
35:44That is really interesting and questionable.
35:46But the girls who win the challenge was literally surprised they win the challenge.
35:52But, you know, that's the game.
35:53And the top all-star of the week is...
36:00Queen Kong!
36:01Oh!
36:06Well done!
36:07Yeah!
36:08That was so good!
36:09Condragulations!
36:10You've won a cash tip of $10,000.
36:13Well done!
36:14Alyssa Edwards, Kitty Scott Claus, you are safe to slay another day.
36:20Thank you so much!
36:21Thank you!
36:21You three may leave the stage.
36:23Thank you so much!
36:25Good job, girls!
36:27Good luck, girls!
36:28Good luck, girls!
36:28Because the competition is so close this week, no one is safe from elimination.
36:42Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
36:45First up, Tessa T.
36:48Dr. Franky Boobie was hilarious.
36:51You're not afraid to take risks.
36:53It felt like you were comfortable.
36:54It felt like you really understood your character, and you kicked off the piece.
36:57You were the first person, I think, that popped up on screen, and you really set the right tone.
37:02I love what you're wearing, too.
37:03I love the silhouette.
37:04It really matches your sense of humor and your ridiculousness.
37:08There's something about you that is just absolutely ridiculous.
37:13How long have you been doing drag?
37:14Seven years.
37:15Seven years?
37:16Yeah.
37:17And all thanks to you.
37:18Well, don't blame me.
37:22Up next, from Mexico, Galavaro.
37:24Hola, mami.
37:26Weirdo Boobie was a home run.
37:28The physicality of the character was amazing.
37:32It was important to be silly and goofy and willing to look ugly, for lack of better words.
37:37And you had fun.
37:38Tonight on the runway, I want to say my favorite part about this is the hair and makeup.
37:41It just needs to be more structured so we can see you under it.
37:45I think the critique that we probably all have is that it's not messy, it's just overwhelming.
37:51And when it was all kind of smushed together, it becomes confusing to the eye.
37:56Up next, Vanity Vane from Sweden.
37:59Let's talk about your monster boobie.
38:02I thought that you were the star of your ensemble.
38:05I thought it was smart, fun, inventive, and memorable.
38:08I think that thing where you changed your voice made you stand out in this group.
38:12I could change my voice.
38:13Like, really good.
38:15And then I could be desperate in this also.
38:18That's great.
38:19I think you're going to get some voiceover stuff.
38:21Call me.
38:23Michelle.
38:24I think your hair and your makeup is so beautiful.
38:27You're such a pretty queen.
38:28I think that this gown is beautiful, but I think it's a bit simple.
38:31I think it's a bit, I'm going to use the B word, but basic.
38:34And you're not a basic queen at all.
38:38Up next, Eva Laqueen.
38:40Let's talk about your pitchfork boobie.
38:43Yeah, she was, you know, the nosy, annoying neighbor.
38:46When I first saw you on screen, I was like, oh, she's got this.
38:49This is totally going to work.
38:51And then it kind of ebbed and flowed, but I think it was just maybe an inconsistency of character.
38:56It's really important when you come on to find out who your character is.
38:59I wanted it to be funny from the time you walked on all the way.
39:03But I feel like sometimes you would fall out of character.
39:07Tonight on the runway, Eva, you always look beautiful.
39:09This hair and makeup is absolutely stunning.
39:12But this too, again, is a bit too simple.
39:15When I think of drag on a global platform, I want to see global drag.
39:19So this just isn't up to your level for me.
39:22You're welcome.
39:24Up next, Pathea.
39:26Okay, let's talk about your glitter beard boobie.
39:28Drag is about over the top kind of silliness.
39:31And you really embraced it.
39:33You had fun with it.
39:34And because you did, we the viewer had fun with it as well.
39:38Pathea, this outfit is ridiculous.
39:40I love it so much.
39:42It's got the humor.
39:43It's got the class.
39:44But it's also got that funny-ass bear dragging behind you.
39:48Thank you, Ru.
39:48Thank you, everyone.
39:50Up next, Nelania.
39:51Nelly.
39:52One thing you need to know about yourself is that you are naturally hysterical.
39:57Don't let anybody tell you that you're not.
39:59You are magical.
40:00So you did some great work as damsel.
40:04I just wish it was down just a little bit more.
40:08This look makes me smile.
40:10It is so fun.
40:11Great idea.
40:12Great execution.
40:13Very sophisticated.
40:15Very high drag.
40:16You stole the show.
40:18It's all right.
40:19Up next, from France.
40:21Stoy the muse.
40:22Bonjour, chérie.
40:23Comment vas-tu?
40:24How's your head?
40:25Heavy.
40:27You keep surprising me.
40:28Just when I think that I know who you are.
40:30Now you're funny and I had no idea that that was coming.
40:33This look is really, really spectacular.
40:37I think it's one of the coolest hairdos we've ever seen on RuPaul's Drag Race.
40:41You tend to go very dark on your makeup colors.
40:44You like a dark lip, a dark eye, a dark eyebrow.
40:47I'm talking about just giving some life to all the browns and blacks that you put on your face.
40:51So it gives it some dimension.
40:53Mm-hmm.
40:54Does that make sense?
40:54Yeah, yeah.
40:55I understand.
40:55You look absolutely beautiful.
40:57You were fantastic in the movie trailer.
40:59I loved how you worked in your heritage into the role.
41:03I thought it was fantastic.
41:04Thank you so much.
41:06Thank you, all stars.
41:07I think you've heard enough.
41:08You may leave the stage.
41:10Ciao.
41:11Ciao, ciao.
41:12Au revoir.
41:12Au revoir.
41:14Au revoir.
41:16Au revoir.
41:16We did it.
41:18That was wild.
41:20Congratulations.
41:21Au revoir.
41:22Like, ugh.
41:23Firstly, thank you so much.
41:24I had such an amazing time with the two of you.
41:27The group chemistry was so dynamic.
41:29And that is important because I'll tell you, this was a challenge that I went home on.
41:32Yeah.
41:32Oh, right.
41:33How do you think the other girls did?
41:34Horrible.
41:35I'm just kidding.
41:36So who do we think's in the bottom?
41:37Well, I don't want to say names.
41:40I'd say Eva and maybe Tessa.
41:45She had a lot of missed opportunities.
41:46A lot of missed opportunities, yeah.
41:47That's what I feel.
41:47Yeah, I think Gala played the weird Barbie and that was kind of spot on.
41:51It's a hard one.
41:51Is it though?
41:52Flip a coin.
41:55If we take the runways into account.
41:57We always know Eva's going to be beautiful, but it's like...
41:59Stunning.
42:00I want more.
42:01Yeah.
42:03All right.
42:03All right.
42:04All right.
42:08All right.
42:08I don't know.
42:09I'm fragile.
42:10It was crazy because I know I receive good critics, but at the same time, I don't really appreciate
42:14it.
42:15They say I have a good performance.
42:18They were impressed because I bring something new to...
42:22Sorry.
42:22I'm just...
42:23I'm just like...
42:24It's a lot of...
42:26Emotions.
42:27But I'm here to show my real self.
42:30So my failure, my strength, everything.
42:32They say that you have the most beautiful hairstyle in Drag Race history, baby.
42:40So, Benny, how'd it go for you out there?
42:43Uh...
42:43It was kind of mixed.
42:44I'm just so disappointed because I didn't come here to be in the bottom.
42:47I'm starting to get in my own head.
42:49And that is not a good sign because I did that during my whole season back home in Sweden.
42:56Gala, how about you, babes?
42:57I'm really happy about my critics because they love the character.
43:01Also, the concept of the look.
43:03Just question a little bit what is happening in the ways or in between because there is
43:07so much things happening.
43:09But I love it, so maybe the next time I'm gonna take something off to give them what
43:16they need.
43:17Eva, how about you, baby?
43:20I bet you look good.
43:21Take a couple breaths.
43:21You're all right.
43:23Gorgeous.
43:23I didn't come 30 hours away from the Philippines to be here.
43:26Not to give my all.
43:28I am really just full of emotions because I have the eyes and the hopes of an entire
43:36country resting on my shoulders.
43:37I'll get ready for the fight of my life.
43:40So, yes.
43:42Welcome back, All Stars.
43:44This week, you all put your breast foot forward, which makes this decision all the more difficult.
43:54Eva Laqueen.
43:58Galavaro.
44:01I'm sorry, my dears.
44:02But you are both up for elimination.
44:09The rest of you are safe.
44:14You may join the other girls.
44:16Well done, girls.
44:17I'm a little bit surprised because in some way I thought that I could win.
44:23But if you want a show, let's give you some show.
44:27Two global all stars stand before me.
44:31Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
44:42The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
44:52Gala might be the ultimate performer, but I lip sync with all my heart.
44:58For sure, if I'm going to lip sync, I'm going to fight.
45:01Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
45:49So needless to say, I'm upset it, but I'll be so led away, still living, but life is okay
46:00Stay up to me, place the penalty to say, I'm sorry, I'm upset it, but I'll be so led away,
46:09still living, but I'll be so led away
46:45Good job
46:47Good job, ladies
46:51Ladykins, I've made my decision
46:57Galavaro
47:02Shantae, you stay
47:05You may join the other girls
47:11Eva Laqueen, you are and will always be an international icon
47:18Now, sashay away
47:21Thank you, thank you so much for this opportunity
47:23Thank you
47:26I'll take it like a queen
47:28Long live Laqueen
47:35Condragulations, all-stars
47:36And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
47:40Can I get an amen up in here?
47:41Amen
47:42All right, now let the music play
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