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00:08We just got back to the workroom and Sowa's just been eliminated.
00:12I'm devastated.
00:13I really am devastated.
00:14Me and Sowa were really close.
00:15She was like my little sister, even though she's older than me and way taller.
00:19She just got to a place where she could start to shine.
00:23And I know if that's where her endgame is here, that's just going to blow up outside
00:27of this place.
00:28And I'm excited to see it.
00:30You were in it, so when you don't pack two girls up out of here, you are a lip sync
00:34assassin right here.
00:36Oh, thank you.
00:37Thank you so much.
00:38I'm really happy to be here for another week.
00:40It was hard.
00:41I'm proud because I fight till the end.
00:43I need to be on the top next week with Vanity.
00:47We need it.
00:47Oh, my God.
00:48I'm such a bottom queen.
00:49I'm not versed anymore.
00:50I'm not top.
00:51I'm just bottom.
00:52Bottoms up.
00:53Do you feel like that was like a wake-up call for you, boo?
00:56Yeah.
00:56We're all amazing.
00:57No one's a shit queen here.
00:59We're all like the best of the best.
01:00Like, of course.
01:02Me and Vanity need to do something to get on the top.
01:05We are not planning to go home.
01:07Well, with that being said, congratulations.
01:10Yeah.
01:11Best at it.
01:12Baby, she's the second richest lady in the room.
01:15That's true.
01:16And in the words of James Brown,
01:18Ow!
01:19I feel good!
01:20Now, Alyssa is part of the testicle house, right?
01:25She is Miss Alyssa Eggballs now.
01:28Thank you very much.
01:30What the fuck is that?
01:32Edit that out.
01:32She's like, I did not sign up for that.
01:34Edit that out.
01:35I did not agree to none of that.
01:37Oh, Alyssa's getting crazy.
01:41She hasn't been on the top.
01:43I feel that she's starting to get worried.
01:46She said, these young heifers don't got no respect.
01:49No respect.
01:50You're right.
01:51But you know what?
01:51Tessa, you are really, really growing.
01:53Yes, baby.
01:54Yeah, you are.
01:55Really, you should be so proud of yourself.
01:56One more time, Tessa.
01:57Thank you so much.
01:59I didn't even make it past episode five in my season.
02:02And now I'm already eyeing up my second win.
02:05I'm putting full pedal to the metal.
02:07You can keep the fucking brakes because I'm unstoppable.
02:11So let's get out of drag.
02:12Come on.
02:16It is a new day in the workroom,
02:18and I just won my first challenge.
02:20Yeah.
02:21How many people have wins at the table?
02:23Raise your hand.
02:25Hi, baby.
02:28Also, congratulations, Carla.
02:30Oh, yeah, Carla, well done.
02:31You're still with us.
02:32You know something?
02:32I was about to quit last week.
02:35Oh, seriously?
02:36Yeah.
02:36Why?
02:37I'm having fun.
02:38I'm having the best time of my life with you.
02:41I'm really happy.
02:42But, you know, sometimes it's really hard to stop the voice in your head
02:48that said those things that you can't do a shit.
02:50It's important to have that voice inside you,
02:52because everyone goes through,
02:53like, you're never going to be perfect.
02:54We're never going to be mentally, emotionally, physically, spiritually
02:56and complete alignment to go for our dreams.
02:59And that person's going to be really loud sometimes.
03:00Name her Tessa and be like,
03:01shut the fuck up.
03:02Sit down.
03:03I'm not going to pretend to be perfect or be the best.
03:06I just want to live this moment.
03:09This is once in a life.
03:11It's a new day.
03:12So allow yourself these tears.
03:13Allow yourself to feel all of the emotions.
03:15And remember, you're here representing not just your country,
03:19you and your art.
03:21And you should be proud of that.
03:22Yeah, I'm proud.
03:23I'm really proud.
03:23I need to just give the best of me and try to get fun.
03:28I wonder what this week's going to be like.
03:30Yeah, what's this Jerry's Challenge going to be?
03:31Oh, my God.
03:33Oh, my God.
03:34This scares me every fucking thing.
03:35Oh, my God.
03:36Bye-bye.
03:38Let's get the rid of this shit out.
03:40My queens, what the world needs now is love, sweet love.
03:44And the old slap and tickle, and a little horizontal mambo,
03:50and the occasional dirty Sanchez.
03:53Now, who says romance is dead?
03:57Love.
03:58Love.
03:58Love.
03:59You need to do with love.
04:00Making love.
04:01I feel like this week, the challenge is going to be an orgy.
04:04And hopefully with the pit crew, because I don't want to deal
04:06with these bitches.
04:07Yuck.
04:09Hello, hello, hello.
04:10Oh, my God.
04:12Oh, my God.
04:12Oh, my God.
04:13Oh, my God.
04:13Oh, my God.
04:14Oh, my God.
04:14Oh, my God.
04:14My global all-stars.
04:19Now, this week, love is in the air.
04:21Woo!
04:22Yes, mama.
04:24First, for today's mini-challenge, you need to pose for a hot profile pic for Archer,
04:32the new dating app for gay, bisexual, and queer men.
04:37Oh.
04:38Now, you've got 20 minutes to get into quick thirst trap drag.
04:42Ready, set, go.
04:44Oh, my God.
04:45Oh, my God.
04:45What am I going to wear?
04:46What am I going to wear?
04:47I need a husband really, really bad.
04:48Quick.
04:49Sally, you don't have to get in drag.
04:50Just go and hug, because you're already a thirst trap, doll face.
04:54Oh, I hate quick drag so much.
04:59First up, it's Kitty Scott Claus.
05:02I'm looking for anything that comes my way.
05:06All right.
05:07So, I will be reading your profile as you pose.
05:10Are you ready, Sebastian?
05:12Okay, good.
05:13I'm Kitty Scott Claus, but you can call me sexy milf in your area.
05:18My safe word is harder.
05:24Harder.
05:25Oh, harder.
05:27Oh, harder.
05:30Well, good luck with your profile, Kitty Scott Claus.
05:33All right, up next, Tessa T.
05:35Tessa T is looking for love.
05:38Does somebody say love?
05:39Tessa is giving it stacks.
05:41Like, God love the girl, but this is too much.
05:43You know what your goal is here, right?
05:45The spread eagle?
05:45Well, it's, you're looking for love.
05:48The spread eagle.
05:49Okay.
05:51I'm Amanda, broke and poor.
05:54Turn-ons, a pulse.
05:57Oh, okay.
05:58She's ready for action.
06:00Nice.
06:01Well, thank you very much.
06:03Baby, I think this mini challenge might be just like my real dating life.
06:08A flop from start to fucking bottom.
06:10Will the fuck go?
06:11Up next, Nalania.
06:13I want to look pretty, disturbing.
06:19Hi.
06:20You are a very special girl, aren't you?
06:22Yeah, I just met you, but I love you.
06:25Uh-huh.
06:25I feel like Nalania is not acting.
06:27This is exactly what we've been seeing when the cameras are on.
06:30Ha, ha, ha, creep.
06:32You like my dress?
06:33It's gorgeous.
06:34Change color.
06:36So, I'm Nalania.
06:39I'm into my mind repeating that I'm not good enough.
06:44That I'm not good enough.
06:45That I'm not good enough.
06:47Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:50I'm looking for a mate who loves being watched while they're sleeping.
06:54Yeah, it's a beautiful.
06:58I'm so ugly.
06:59This challenge is ridiculous.
07:02Thank you, Nalania.
07:03You may join the other contestants.
07:06It's like a fucking Froot Loops.
07:08Up next, Galavaro is in the house.
07:13Oh, Galavaro.
07:14Oh, I'm Galalala, la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
07:18But you can call me Mamacita.
07:21Oh.
07:22I'm looking for a mate who likes to party all night long,
07:27cuddle on weekends, and watch movies.
07:32Galavaro is killing this.
07:34Galavaro is sexy all the time.
07:37You may join the other girls.
07:39All right, up next, Queen Kong.
07:43G'day.
07:44Yes.
07:44How are you going?
07:45You can call me Kevin.
07:48Sup, bro?
07:49I'm into aggressive affirmations.
07:52You're fucking amazing.
07:53Yes.
07:55I'm looking for a mate who will tear me apart
07:59and join me in the Lord's Prayer.
08:07The only thing that I'm going through in my mind is,
08:09oh, Sebastian's hot.
08:10Oh, my God.
08:14All right, well, Queen Kong, you may join the other girls.
08:17Thank you, Sebastian.
08:21Up next is Pathia.
08:23Hi, Pathia.
08:25Hi, Ruth.
08:25I'm Pathia, but you can call me SnatchLover69.
08:32Oh.
08:34No.
08:35No.
08:36So I laughed.
08:37Turn-ons, women, ladies, and girls.
08:42Turn-offs, just men in general.
08:46Let's bring out our next lady, Alyssa Edwards.
08:53All right.
08:55You can call me Starletta Lorraine Spears.
08:58Yes, I am the third cousin of Britney Spears,
09:01but I was the original star of the family.
09:05I'm into axe-throwing and crocheting.
09:09Thank you, baby.
09:11Okay.
09:13Up next, we have Miss Vanity Vane.
09:17Hello, Vanity Vane.
09:19Hi.
09:21I'm into tennis.
09:24Can I see your backhand?
09:28Vanity Vane is killing me.
09:31This bitch doesn't understand that she's funny.
09:33One last thing you should know about me.
09:35Treasures can be found anywhere.
09:43Well, Vivi, you may join the other girls.
09:48Oh, my goodness.
09:51Ladykins, you are all incredibly eligible.
09:57But one of you really made a connection.
10:01The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
10:05Galavaro.
10:10Contragulations.
10:11You've won a cash prize of $2,500 courtesy of Archer.
10:17Oh, finally, money.
10:19I didn't get any money at this point,
10:21and finally I won something.
10:23Why did Gala win?
10:24I'm sorry, I popped balloons.
10:26Four.
10:28She just laid on the floor like a whore.
10:29Again.
10:30Okay, lovebirds.
10:32To win global all-stars,
10:34a queen needs experience in foreign affairs,
10:40international relations,
10:41and trade.
10:43I mean, world trade.
10:46So, for this week's Maxi Challenge,
10:48we're playing the Snatch Game of Love Global All-Stars Edition.
10:52Yay!
10:55This is your chance to show off your best celebrity impersonation
11:00while trying to win the heart
11:02of a hot international snatchler.
11:06Ooh.
11:07Because if you can't find love as yourself,
11:10try catfishing.
11:12Can I get an amen up in here?
11:14Amen!
11:16All-Stars, start your engines
11:19and may the best global Glamazon win.
11:22Woo!
11:23Hey, come on, Snatch Game.
11:25The Snatch Game.
11:26My nipple's real hard.
11:27I don't know if it's because I'm scared
11:29or because I'm excited.
11:31For this week's Maxi Challenge,
11:32we are putting our comedy and improv skills to the test,
11:35and we are playing the Snatch Game of Love.
11:40It's about bloody time.
11:42Now that we know each other a little bit,
11:43who do you think's going to struggle in this challenge?
11:46I don't want to say it, but I'm afraid that Gala,
11:48because she had a problem with her Snatch Game back at her season.
11:51Did she? I don't know.
11:52Yeah.
11:52Have you guys ever done improv comedy?
11:55Comedy is not my thing.
11:57Mr. Luke!
12:02I'm not excited.
12:03I'm really nervous.
12:07I'm worried.
12:08Just make her laugh.
12:09Have fun.
12:10Trust yourself.
12:10Go with it.
12:11Trust your gut.
12:12Don't overthink it.
12:13Just respond.
12:20Hey, all-stars!
12:24Okay, Queen Kong, Tessa T.
12:28Ciao.
12:31Hello, ladies.
12:32Hello, Tessa.
12:33Snatch Game of Love.
12:35Yes!
12:35Tessa T.
12:36Hey, the world is waiting on bated breath
12:40to find out what you're going to do for Snatch Game.
12:44Well, this is the front and this is the back.
12:47Suzanne Barsch.
12:48Suzanne Barsch?
12:50Yeah!
12:50Wow!
12:51How do you know about Suzanne Barsch?
12:53She's from Switzerland and I did my research.
12:55We all watch Drag Race and she's been a guest on your show too.
12:59Yeah, yeah.
12:59And I feel like I've made my right choice.
13:02That's great.
13:03Are you known for being funny?
13:04I know you're very bolsterous.
13:07I'm known for being a rambunctious and bolsterous.
13:10You certainly are.
13:11You certainly are.
13:12Sometimes that's not always funny.
13:17Queen, I can't tell from what you have there.
13:20These are two options.
13:21This is the rock.
13:22Oh my gosh, you see what you got cooking?
13:24I'm keeping very close to my chest my other option,
13:27which is probably the one that I'm going to go with
13:28because I want to surprise her
13:30and also because I don't want her to talk me out of it
13:33because this other character is a little bit more challenging for me
13:36and I want to be challenged.
13:37Are you scared?
13:38Who's scared?
13:39I'm Mialito.
13:40What are you scared of?
13:41I need to understand the question, think the answer.
13:45Who fucking cares about the question?
13:46I need to turn the question in my favor.
13:49In your, that's it, that's it right there.
13:52Improve in another language is very, very difficult.
13:55But I think that the choice that I made for this character
13:59can help me a lot.
14:00Alyssa Edwards, I can't tell who that would be.
14:04Well, she's a very country lady from the Wild West
14:07and I did her on All Stars 2, Annie Oakley.
14:10Yes, that's right.
14:11Safe just isn't good enough for me anymore.
14:16And so I am bringing to the Snatch Gang
14:19one of my favorite characters I've ever done.
14:23Good old Annie Oakley.
14:26Well, yippee-yay-ka-gay.
14:28Vanity Vane, tell me who this is.
14:31This is Laureen.
14:32She's won Eurovision Song Concert twice.
14:34Yes, Laureen, yes.
14:34Yeah, how would you make her funny?
14:36I base her character a little of Phoebe from Friends.
14:40You know, like plucking energies
14:42and she's all about the hands
14:44and she talks in refs.
14:46You kind of have to set it up.
14:48It's not like a Swedish chef who's like
14:50blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
14:52It's not like that, you know.
14:55I just feel he doesn't get it
14:57when it comes to my character
14:58and I feel like, fuck.
15:00Now, what about you, Miss Mexico?
15:02Who are you doing?
15:03Laura León, La Tesorito.
15:05Oh, of course.
15:06You know her?
15:07Oh!
15:11For a minute I believe in you.
15:13Is she a TV, a soap star?
15:15She's a singer, a telenovela actress.
15:18What would actually work
15:20with a Mexican accent like that, you know?
15:23Yeah.
15:24I love the color of your suit.
15:27Oh, more drama, telenovela.
15:28Oh, yeah, yeah, more telenovela
15:30to where everything is.
15:32I love the color.
15:35I love the color of your suit.
15:38Yes, yes.
15:40Pathea, I know exactly who you're doing.
15:43Okay.
15:43Okay, you're the Terminator.
15:45Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
15:46Yes, yes.
15:47And, of course, you are Lady Di.
15:50Right.
15:51Lady Di Anna.
15:52Hello, RuPaul.
15:54I shan't say your last name.
15:56I don't like that name.
15:57Charles, I hate it.
15:59I won't say it.
16:00He'll never be my king.
16:04So, Pathea, what made you decide to not do a Greek character
16:08or a famous Canadian character?
16:10There's not that many well-known Greek characters.
16:13There's Maria Callas.
16:14Hercules.
16:15Hercules.
16:16Oh, like mythical characters.
16:17Sure.
16:18I never thought about that.
16:18Yeah.
16:19Are you considered funny among your friends?
16:21So, like, I'm funny, but, like, I'm not funny on the go, like, on the spot.
16:26I'm very, like, I have to pre-think my jokes and I have to, like, pre-write things.
16:29And even then, you know, sometimes.
16:31Well, that's good for Snatch Game, isn't it?
16:32Oh, I know.
16:34Fingers crossed for her.
16:35Sends her to the house room.
16:37First Peckleman.
16:40Oh, dear.
16:42I can't wait.
16:42Thank you so much.
16:44Thank you, darling.
16:44Listen up, all stars.
16:47All stars, listen up.
16:49Now, later today, you'll be playing the Snatch Game of Love.
16:53And we will be joined by our two sexy Snatchlers from the judges panel of Drag Race España.
17:01Los Javis will be here.
17:04Oh, my God.
17:04Oh, my God.
17:06Very handsome boys, aren't they?
17:07Very hot.
17:09And tomorrow, on the runway, category is Eat Me.
17:13Yay!
17:16A look inspired by food from around the world.
17:20Bon appétit, all stars, and don't fuck it up.
17:24Yay!
17:26Snatch Game.
17:27Let's play this Snatch Game.
17:31I think Arnold's a great character, but has it made you question it?
17:35I didn't know that doing a mythical character was an option.
17:38I'm thinking of changing my character.
17:40Is that crazy?
17:41See, I have nothing planned, but I need to listen to Rue.
17:46So now I am thinking about it.
17:47I'm like, hmm, Zeus would be so funny.
17:50Oh, my God.
17:51I have to make a whole outfit from scratch, and I don't have long.
17:54I don't know.
17:55Oh, this is so exciting.
17:57I just love the Snatch Game.
17:58I don't know.
17:59Pythia is stressing.
18:00She is spiraling, and I'm just watching her like, hmm, good luck, bitch.
18:03Oh, hey, lovers.
18:05It's time for the Snatch Game of Love with your host, Rue Paul.
18:11Hello, young lovers, wherever you are.
18:15Let's get this global love fest started, shall we?
18:21Our first celebrity is a real swinger.
18:25Welcome, King Shlong.
18:27Uh-uh, uh-uh, motherfucker.
18:31She's always serving drama mama.
18:35Actress, singer, Laura Leone.
18:39Hello, England's Rose.
18:42It's Princess Diana.
18:44Right.
18:45And legendary Italian designer, Valentino is here.
18:51Hello, it's me, Valentino.
18:55Which brings us to our first Snatchler.
18:59He's a filmmaker and a judge on Drag Race España.
19:05Please welcome Javier Calvo.
19:08Hello.
19:11Welcome to the show.
19:13Thank you, Rue.
19:14Okay, here's how our game works.
19:16You ask our celebrities questions, and they try to win your heart with their answers.
19:23Now, when the buzzer goes off, you choose your dream Snatch.
19:28All right, Javi, first question.
19:30Snatchloret number one.
19:32If you were stranded on a desert island with your fellow Snatchlorets,
19:37which one would you eat first and why?
19:40So I would probably eat number three, because she's white.
19:45Yeah, and I would love to get a bit of that privilege.
19:50Right, Melissa.
19:52You can eat me anytime, you piece.
19:56Snatchloret number three.
19:57If I made a movie of your life, what would you call it and why?
20:02The princess and the frog.
20:03And I have to say that, because I've kissed a couple of princes in my time,
20:08and they did me dirty, so I'd like to go and kiss a couple of frogs now, if that's all
20:12right.
20:13I'd love to make love to you, Harvey.
20:17Do you like champagne?
20:19Yes.
20:19Chanel number five.
20:20Yes, I do.
20:21Well, I don't like Chanel, because she wears it.
20:24I don't know.
20:25Shut up.
20:27I don't know if I feel horny or scared.
20:30That's the way I like them.
20:33Snatchloret number two.
20:34Same question.
20:35If I made a movie of your life, what would you call it and why?
20:39Pirates of the Caribbean, the sort of looking for the treasure.
20:44Because I am the little treasure of Mexico, darling.
20:49Okay.
20:50Very informative.
20:51Nobody's laughing.
20:54Oh, please kill me now.
20:56Okay.
20:57Yes.
20:57I'm turned on by fragrances.
21:00Snatchloret number four.
21:01What would Snatchloret number one's perfume smell like?
21:08Sweet and banana.
21:10Snatchloret number one.
21:12What would your perfume smell like?
21:13Uh, sheet and banana.
21:16Yes.
21:17I'll walk around the studio and we'll see if you can smell the sheet and banana.
21:22Sheet and banana.
21:23Do you smell the sheet and banana?
21:25And what about Snatchloret number two's perfume?
21:28I hope you don't get offended by this.
21:30Tacos.
21:35Snatchloret number three.
21:36What about Snatchloret number four's perfume?
21:40I don't even need to smell her.
21:42I can already tell you what she smells like.
21:43What?
21:44Like a margarita pizza.
21:47Of course, my darling.
21:52Queen Kong is killing it.
21:54Nelania is killing it.
21:55Gala's here too.
21:58Has she seen the Snatch game before?
21:59Does she know what it's about?
22:01Moving on.
22:02Harvey, what's your next question?
22:03Snatchloret number four.
22:04In Spain, we use olive oil for everything.
22:08If I brought you a bottle of olive oil on our first date, how would you use it?
22:13Hey, you know how I'm a nasty boy.
22:16For example, last week I met with my friend with Benefit, this very handsome guy with a
22:23big cock.
22:25His name is Michel Visage.
22:30Harvey.
22:31Snatchloret number two.
22:32Same question.
22:33I would take the oil, look into your eyes, and put on a salad.
22:41Ooh, poor Gala.
22:43The jokes are just not landing.
22:45Like, not one joke.
22:47What kind of salad?
22:49A Spanish salad.
22:52Mmm.
22:56Snatchloret number three.
22:58After you've wined me and dined me and 69'd me, I probably...
23:03Make you spank my ass and call me Prinny Di.
23:05All right.
23:09That buzzer means we are out of time.
23:13Harvey, who do you choose?
23:17I think I'll choose Snatchloret number three.
23:23Snatchloret number three.
23:25Now, Harvey, let's meet the three celebrities you didn't choose.
23:30King Schlang.
23:32Come on out.
23:33Oh, he wasn't my type anyway.
23:35He's a bottom.
23:36Bye.
23:38Laura Leon.
23:40Tessal, mi amor.
23:44Valentino.
23:50Do I fit your standards?
23:52The fabric is not enough.
23:55Javi, now it's time to meet your Snatch.
24:00Fellas, move that bitch of a sugar wall.
24:05And say hello to Princess Diana.
24:08Oh, Diana.
24:09You can kiss my ring.
24:11And the other one later.
24:14You look gay.
24:16I love the gays.
24:16Can I give you a hug?
24:19Get it on camera.
24:20They love that.
24:21Don't go anywhere.
24:23There's more Snatch Game of Love right after this.
24:29Welcome back to Snatch Game of Love.
24:33Let's meet our next group of celebrities.
24:36She's a double winner, baby.
24:39Eurovision champion, the euphoric Loree.
24:44Hello, darling.
24:46The dial's clear.
24:48Oh, is that Swedish?
24:50Si.
24:52She's a real sharp shooter.
24:56Annie Oakley is here.
24:58Hey there, RuPaul.
24:59Howdy.
25:00Howdy, Annie Oakley.
25:01Now, you know, it's 2024.
25:03You can't catch a man with a gun.
25:06Ru, with the double barrel that I got back there at the house?
25:09Who needs a man?
25:13She loves the nightlife.
25:15The queen of clubs, Suzanne Barsh, is here.
25:19This is the front, but you can clock me from the back.
25:23Jubilee.
25:26Last but not least, yes, Gord, it's Zeus.
25:31Now, Zeus, how are things on Mount Olympus?
25:34Ru, I don't know.
25:35How about you come and mount it and find out?
25:37Yay!
25:38Yay!
25:40Opa!
25:41Opa.
25:42All right.
25:42Let's play the Snatch Game of Love.
25:45Our next Snatchler is also a filmmaker and a judge on Drag Race España.
25:52Please welcome, Javier Ambrosi.
25:56Hello!
25:57Hello!
25:59All right, Javi, ask your first question.
26:01Okay.
26:02Snatchleret number two.
26:04Howdy, Javi.
26:05I love bird watching.
26:07Seduce me using only bird calls.
26:12¿No?
26:13Go, Javi.
26:15Go, Javi.
26:19Go, Javi.
26:20Go, Javi.
26:21Go, Javi.
26:21Go, Javi.
26:22Go, Javi.
26:24Okay.
26:25I get it.
26:26Yeah.
26:27Snatchleret number three.
26:28Your turn.
26:29Go, Javi.
26:30Go, Javi.
26:31Go, Javi.
26:31Go, Javi.
26:31Go, Javi.
26:34Question number two, Snatchelorette number four, great style is important to me. Describe
26:41your personal style in three words. Picture this, easy, breezy and nipply. It's pretty
26:53cold in here, I'm sorry. Snatchelorette number two, I'm a lady of class, sass, and a big, corn-fed ass.
27:06Snatchelorette number one, describe your style in three words. Nails, no breasts. Oh, that's three.
27:18There you go. Snatchelorette number two, I'm open to throuples. Which Snatchelorette would you invite on our date?
27:30I'm gonna have to go with the guy, the king, because I'm sure that barrel is long and double.
27:38Yes, baby. And if it ain't, I've got enough for all three of us. That's right.
27:44Alyssa is Alyssa, as Annie Oakley, as Alyssa. Bang, bang!
27:52Snatchelorette number three, just so I'm prepared emotionally, pretend you're breaking up with me by leaving a message on my
28:00voicemail.
28:02I'm from the land of big, fat, eight-inch clocks, and baby, your time is up. Thank you very much.
28:10Oh, wow. That's harsh.
28:12I can see Tessa doing this fidgeting thing. She's going, like, back and forth and moving her arms.
28:17And I'm like, I don't know what this means. It's so funny, but not for the right reasons.
28:24Snatchelorette number one, exotic foods turn me on.
28:29If you had me over for dinner, what would you feed me?
28:34I would say a banana.
28:36Oh, a banana.
28:37Okay.
28:38Oh, in some parts of the world, that is an exotic fruit.
28:41Well, I live in Sweden. We have ice and snow.
28:44I'm so bombing this. It's so embarrassing.
28:48All right.
28:48Okay.
28:49This was not what I planned at all.
28:51And Snatchelorette number four, same question.
28:54Oh, baby boy, I would spoon feed you some ambrosia.
28:57That is the food of the gods, my friend.
28:59And it is also an aphrodisiac.
29:01And you know where the word comes from?
29:02My daughter, Aphrodite.
29:04But I'm the true god of love, okay? Screw her.
29:07And now that I come to think of it, I have screwed her.
29:14Now, Pythia is the real gag of the Snatch Game, bitch.
29:18She turned out this character in, like, what, 20 minutes?
29:21And it's fucking funny.
29:22This is just mythology, people.
29:25Okay.
29:26This is my reality, Ru. Please.
29:28Please. I'm offended.
29:30Oh, my gosh.
29:31Oh, that buzzer means we're out of time.
29:35Oh, shoot. We're having so much fun.
29:37Well, Javi, which Snatchelorette has won your heart?
29:43Snatchelorette number two.
29:46Number two. All right, number two.
29:51Now, Javi, let's meet the three celebrities you didn't choose.
29:56Lorene.
30:03Oh, wow.
30:05Suzanne Barsh.
30:06Come on down, Suzanne Barsh.
30:08Oh, so nice to meet you.
30:10Thank you very much.
30:13It's Zeus.
30:14Come on down, Zeus.
30:16Call me later.
30:17Okay.
30:17Thank you, Opa.
30:19Opa.
30:20All right, fellas, move that bitch of a sugar wall and say hello to the sweetheart of the
30:30rodeo, Annie Oakley.
30:32Oh, you think I'm gay.
30:35Oh, my gosh.
30:37Oh, it's so nice to meet you.
30:39Thank you for picking me, buddy.
30:41Let's bring back our first couple.
30:43Come on, Javi and Princess Diana.
30:48Javi and Javi, are you happy?
30:51No.
30:52I think in Norway, we could be.
30:57Okay.
30:59Oh, oh.
31:01Well, until next time, if you can't be with the one you love, snatch the one you're with.
31:06Snatch everybody.
31:15It's elimination day and somebody's going home.
31:19Obviously, the Snatch Game went a little not as good for me as I thought it would.
31:24Okay.
31:25But I choose to have grace with that because Snatch Game is the most difficult challenge in
31:30Drag Race history.
31:32I'll tell you the shock of our growth.
31:33Who?
31:34It was Pythia.
31:34When she changed a character and she was spiraling and she was in her head, I was like, goodbye.
31:38I saw it turning.
31:39See you tomorrow.
31:40It was wild to watch Pythia just change her Snatch Game character that quick.
31:44And she delivered a very funny performance.
31:47How do we feel Snatch Game went yesterday, Van?
31:49Well, I was just praying to finish that thing.
31:54Van?
31:55How about you?
31:56Van?
31:57Vanity, can I not call you Van?
31:58Do I look that wide?
32:00Ah!
32:00I mean...
32:01Clearly, Snatch Game isn't my thing at all.
32:05What's done is done.
32:06I think the whole Swedish population is going to hate me for this and Lorene is going to
32:11block me everywhere.
32:13Can't wait.
32:16Has anyone here been on a blind date?
32:18No, never.
32:19Never.
32:19Does a glory hole count?
32:21I always had a hookup with someone.
32:24He played it cool the whole time.
32:26And then after he went, but you didn't win though, did you?
32:29Wait, you slept with the man who knew who you were?
32:31Well, I didn't know before.
32:32Well, Kitty, let me teach you something right now.
32:34If you lay up with a man who is a fan of Kitty Scott Falls, that's a booking fee.
32:38Right, baby!
32:39You should have your agent send an invoice.
32:41Oh, my God.
32:43Has anyone ever met someone off an app who turned out to be good?
32:47Yeah.
32:48Okay, one, two.
32:49When I was 16, there was a really cute boy working in a jeans shop in the town that I
32:55lived.
32:55And me and my grandpa went to that store like every month just because I wanted to talk
33:02to him.
33:02Oh, and your grandpa knew?
33:04Not your grandpa being the wingman.
33:06Then, jumping forward some years on an app, it was this boy.
33:11He wrote to me.
33:12So I went to take a beer with him.
33:15And then I never left.
33:17And here we are 10 years later.
33:19No way!
33:2010 years?
33:20The jeans guy.
33:22Yeah.
33:22That's your boyfriend.
33:23And that was my teenage crush.
33:24Wow.
33:24Oh, my God.
33:28After Snatch Game of Love, all I know is I'm either going to get an NDA or I'll never
33:32be allowed back into the country again.
33:34Oh, my God.
33:34Bitch, they're going to assassinate you.
33:39Too soon.
33:40Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Global All-Stars, Michelle Visage.
33:47Why do fools fall in love?
33:49Oh, you know why, Ru?
33:50Because they're fools.
33:52That's why.
33:54He puts the D in devotion.
33:58It's Jamal Sims.
33:59Aw, and I am hopelessly devoted to Ru.
34:03Aw.
34:04Kiss ass.
34:06And it's our very own Spanish flyboys, Javier Calvo and Javier Ambrosi.
34:15Hello.
34:16Hi.
34:17Hola, Ru, mi amor.
34:18Now, you guys have been a couple for over 12 years.
34:22What's your secret for staying together?
34:25Sex with strangers.
34:28You do?
34:30You don't?
34:32This week we challenged our All-Stars to make us fall in love with their celebrity impersonations.
34:39And tonight on the runway, category is Eat Me.
34:43Thought you'd never add.
34:44All-Stars, start your engines.
34:47And may the best global Glamazon win.
34:50Cause you're a star, baby.
34:52The category is Eat Me.
34:55From Down Under, Queen Kong serving pavlova.
35:00I knew she was fruity.
35:03A pavlova is made of meringue, cream, and fruit, which I guess is what I taste like.
35:08The walk is definitely a queen Kong strut.
35:11I'm crossing the legs like Naomi Campbell, even though I look like Serena Williams.
35:15You can meringue my bell.
35:17You can meringue my bell.
35:18Mmm.
35:19From Mexico, Galavaro serving chocolate and candy.
35:25I'm serving Marie Antoinette, but I'm serving more than just a cake.
35:30Where is she hiding the candy?
35:32Oh.
35:33There it is.
35:34Willy Wonka could never.
35:36He could try.
35:37Oh, look, she's popping a coner.
35:40Welcome to my candy store.
35:42Yes, ma'am.
35:43No surprise.
35:45From the UK, serving an English breakfast, it's Kitty Scott Claus.
35:50The sausage, the eggs.
35:52Baby, baby, come and have a bite of my bacon.
35:55You know Vanilla Ice, right?
35:56Yeah.
35:57Well, this is black pudding.
36:00Where are the yolks?
36:03In Spain, we always have sausages for breakfast.
36:07Sausage.
36:08Yes, please.
36:11Next, from Italy, Nelania serving cassada.
36:19This look is delicious.
36:22It's inspired by cassada.
36:24It's a very, very famous Italian cake.
36:27It's good to see she's on the sponge.
36:29Tell the dentist where the tooth hurts.
36:34From Sweden, Vanity Vein, serving rotted Swedish fish.
36:41Oh.
36:41Yeah.
36:42The obvious choice for me was to go with meatballs, but boring.
36:46I think that's a red herring, guys.
36:48Oh, yeah.
36:49We both like fish-ting.
36:53From the United States of America, it's Alyssa Edwards, serving ice cream cone.
37:00Yes, that's what you call a sundae service.
37:04I know I look delicious.
37:09They call her Priscilla, queen of the dessert.
37:14Eat me.
37:15From Germany, Tessa Testicle, serving Swiss cheese.
37:21Oh.
37:22It's just so clear what I am.
37:24I'm just a block of fucking cheese.
37:29Is it a fondue or a fondone?
37:32And the nails.
37:33Check out the nails.
37:36Representing Canada, it's Pathea serving spanakopita.
37:41Oh, no, she fed a don't.
37:44Spanakopita is a spinach and set up pastry dish from Greece.
37:48It's quite delicious.
37:49I think I fit all of those categories.
37:52Look at that flaky crust.
37:53Yes.
37:54I want to taste that.
37:55Next time, bring a gluten-free option.
38:02Welcome, all-stars.
38:03All-stars.
38:05Now, when I call your name, please step forward.
38:10Queen Kong.
38:13Alyssa Edwards.
38:15This week, you are both delicious and safe.
38:21I'll let you decide which is which.
38:26You may leave the stage.
38:31Safe again.
38:34Safe again.
38:36I'm like, did they get a permanent spot for me on the couch?
38:39Right.
38:39I don't understand why she is safe.
38:41Maybe she just, like, slid under their radar.
38:43I'm very proud of what I did.
38:45I do feel like it was a redemption for me.
38:47It was better.
38:49But to be safe at this point in the competition,
38:53especially getting picked by Harvey in the snatch game,
38:56I think at this point, I'm like, no, hold up.
38:58Right.
38:59You got to check yourself.
39:00Yeah.
39:00I've got to push myself.
39:02I've got to work harder.
39:03I've got to readjust this gear shift.
39:04Because I've got to throw it down in overdrive.
39:07Pedal to the metal.
39:10My queens, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
39:16Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
39:20At first, Gala Lavarro.
39:23Michelle Visage.
39:24Hola, Gala.
39:25Hola, mi amor.
39:26You were Laura Leon.
39:27And to be honest, you looked like her.
39:29And you sounded like her.
39:31But it kind of didn't go anywhere for me, Gala.
39:33And I know that you felt it, too, because I could see it in your face.
39:36When did you realize it wasn't going well?
39:39When I didn't make you laugh, I was like, okay, this is going bad.
39:43And if I need to lip sync today, I'm ready to send another girl home.
39:47On the runway, you are dangerous.
39:49And I've always said this.
39:50I mean, when that cage came off and all of a sudden you serve in this, I love everything about
39:58it.
39:58You're giving me Marie Antoinette meets Avril Lavigne.
40:01So, congratulations.
40:03Now, okay, your theme is chocolate and candy.
40:07Where's the chocolate?
40:08You want to know?
40:09No.
40:11No, don't answer.
40:17All right, thank you, Gala.
40:19Thank you, mommy.
40:19Up next, Kitty Scott Claus.
40:23Michelle.
40:23Princess Diana, you should be ashamed of yourself.
40:27You know, she would have loved what you did.
40:30What we need in the snatch game, really, is just rude to laugh.
40:33In your case, it was a slam dunk.
40:35That's a sport reference.
40:36Very, very good.
40:38And then tonight, I could lick the plate, honestly.
40:42Oh, you could have seconds anytime, Jamal.
40:45Everything you got.
40:47Kitty, what can I say?
40:48You made me fall in love.
40:50I chose you.
40:51You made me laugh so hard.
40:53And this look, the details, the ketchup, oh, my God.
40:57Amazing.
40:58Kitty, that was a master class in a snatch game.
41:01You get it.
41:02Thank you, Kitty.
41:03That was fantastic.
41:04Thank you so much.
41:07Up next, Nalania.
41:09Ciao.
41:10Ciao.
41:11You were really, really funny.
41:12It just worked for you.
41:13I thought it was a strong choice, a smart choice, and you looked great.
41:16You had some great jokes.
41:18You measured my cock.
41:21Was it big?
41:22Yeah.
41:23Okay.
41:24That's why I am here.
41:26Wow.
41:27You are so stunning tonight.
41:30I cannot believe you are the same person.
41:32It's like, I'm thinking about the Valentina you made and what I see now, and it's amazing.
41:37But listen, you nailed it.
41:39You looked like him.
41:39You moved like him.
41:40It's very funny.
41:41Now, this is gorgeous.
41:43The color.
41:44It's so beautiful.
41:46Is there anything else you want to add?
41:47You want a margarita pizza?
41:49There you go.
41:50Yes.
41:53Thank you, too.
41:54Up next, Vanity Vane.
41:57Vanity.
41:58Hi.
41:59Your Snatch Game, I love the way you leaned into the physicality of the performer and having
42:04the nails, but then that was it, right?
42:09And then it started to go downhill.
42:12Yeah.
42:12And in the runway, you were funny, and I can see your spark, and I think that you are funny.
42:18And you just got trapped into the Lorraine thing.
42:22You know, your Lorraine, it was very method acting.
42:25I mean, you were into it.
42:26You just didn't have the jokes there.
42:28Now, who's responsible for this outfit?
42:30Me.
42:31No, it's very funny.
42:36It's very, you know, it really tells the story.
42:39Thank you so much.
42:41Up next, Eve Harrington.
42:43I mean, Tessa T.
42:46Michelle.
42:46Suzanne Barsh, I wanted it to be good.
42:50I wanted it to be funny, but there was no Suzanne in there.
42:54Not even visually.
42:56You could have gone ten times bigger.
42:58You know, it didn't go as well as I hoped it would, but, I mean, I got one or two
43:03laughs.
43:03You did.
43:04You did.
43:04You did.
43:05Tonight, this look is a simple idea, perfectly executed.
43:11Well, you look gorgeous tonight.
43:13Thanks so much.
43:13So gorgeous.
43:15Up next, Athia.
43:18The Zeus was Luke's.
43:19Oh, my goodness, he was.
43:22I love the idea that it was like this douchey jock Zeus, you know, with the muscles, and
43:27yo, you nailed it.
43:31Fucking brilliant.
43:33Fucking brilliant.
43:34That's the way you do it.
43:36Making Rue laugh, making everybody else laugh, making yourself laugh, and having a blast.
43:41Well, I chose Annie Oakley, but you are so hot, that I think, can I change?
43:52Sure, call me.
43:53You have my number.
43:54Your look today is imaginative, but also it's beautiful.
44:00It's fashion.
44:02Yeah.
44:02So, congratulations, honey.
44:04I love you both.
44:05I love you too.
44:06We can share.
44:07Oh, apples.
44:08It was a slam dunk.
44:10It was fantastic.
44:11And I gotta tell you, that latex suit was very sexy.
44:15I know you too.
44:16I know you too.
44:17I know you actually washed.
44:19Are you open to a fourth?
44:20Yeah.
44:21Gorgeous.
44:22Great night for you.
44:23Thank you, Rue.
44:24This means the world to me.
44:26Thank you, all stars.
44:27I think we've heard enough.
44:28You may leave the stage.
44:33Ooh.
44:34Okay, here we go.
44:35Oh, my gosh.
44:36Welcome back, ladies.
44:37Okay, come on.
44:38We need all women.
44:39Walking back into a talk, I feel super, super positive.
44:42I think I may have a chance of winning tonight.
44:44Okay, so who was it, girls?
44:46Who weathered a storm?
44:47Who weathered a storm?
44:48And who is going to be in the eye of the storm?
44:50I think Kitya got, like, the best critique that anyone's ever gotten from this season so far.
44:59A storm that critique.
45:00I'm just like, honestly, I could die happy now.
45:02I'm like, I don't need to win the show.
45:04I won in my mind.
45:05For sure.
45:05Well, Kitya, princess died.
45:08Yeah, sure.
45:08It was so amazing to watch you.
45:10I had so much fun and I loved it.
45:12I live my best pretty dye life.
45:14I'm ready to get exiled from the UK now.
45:17Never be allowed back in.
45:19Right.
45:19If I don't win this, I would potentially insult my entire nation.
45:23So I think it's crossed the win.
45:25Everything's the lip-syncing, man.
45:27Yeah.
45:28Yeah.
45:29I hope I'm not.
45:30I don't really know if I'm lip-syncing or not.
45:34No.
45:34I don't know.
45:35I'm just going to prepare for whatever comes.
45:39I know I fuck up the snatch game.
45:41You know you were next to me.
45:43So if I need to get to the final lip-syncing, I'm going to do it.
45:47Period.
45:47They thought I really looked apart as Laureen, but I wasn't funny.
45:52And I wasn't a, like, we know that.
45:55I'm a boring-ass bitch.
45:57Do not, though.
45:58You're so funny.
45:59You're very funny.
46:00You're fucking funny.
46:01Oh, I got funny.
46:02Every time I say, oh, I'm not a funny person.
46:05Bitch, you're so funny.
46:07Look at you.
46:08Well, y'all better go get ready then.
46:10Good luck, girls.
46:11Good luck, babies.
46:13Welcome back, all-stars.
46:15Hello.
46:15Ciao.
46:16I've made some decisions.
46:19Padilla, as Zeus, you ruled, and your runway was a feast for the eyes.
46:29Kitty Scott Claus, in the snatch game and on the runway, you were to die for.
46:38Nelenia, two words.
46:42Margarita pizza.
46:47Kitty Scott Claus, contractulations.
46:50You are the winner of this week's challenge.
46:54Roo, Britannia.
46:56Oh, fuck, yeah.
46:57Thank you so much.
46:59Snatch game winner, Kitty Scott Claus.
47:01Oh, it sounds correct, doesn't it?
47:04You've won a cash tip of $10,000.
47:08Oh, I did it.
47:09Oh, yay.
47:11You three may join the other girls.
47:18Galavaro.
47:19On the runway, you revealed your sweet treats.
47:23Vanity Vane.
47:25But in the snatch game, you buried your treasure.
47:31Vanity Vane.
47:33You make rotted fish look good.
47:37But you didn't hook us with your snatch game.
47:42Tessa T, your runway is a slice of heaven, but there were some holes in your snatch game.
47:51Tessa, you are safe.
47:56Thank you, Mupala.
47:58Now move to the back of the stage.
48:11Gala.
48:13Vanity.
48:14I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
48:18I have lip-synced twice and sent to Queen's home, so maybe it's time for the third one.
48:27Two global all-stars stand before me.
48:31Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me.
48:36Save yourself from elimination.
48:41Gala, I'm so sorry, girl, but your ice cream is melting, and I am the ice queen of the season.
48:46I'm going to win this.
48:48The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
48:58Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
49:08I don't think they've ever done a song like this on Drag Race before.
49:11This lip-sync is going to be iconic.
49:13I don't think they've ever done a song like this.
50:23All stars, I've made my decision.
50:29Vanity Vane, Shantae, you stay.
50:35Congrats, bitch.
50:38You may join the other girls.
50:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:50Galavaro, Mirena, you are and will always be an international icon.
51:00Now, sashay away.
51:06Thank you for giving me the best time of my life.
51:11Thank you for letting me learn about each one of you.
51:15Each one of you.
51:16It was amazing.
51:28Let them eat gala-la-la-la-la.
51:36Condragulations, all stars.
51:37And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
51:41Can I get an amen up in here?
51:43Amen.
51:43All right, now let the music play.
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