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00:10Oh my god, I'm a winner, baby. I hit my mark. I'm here. I'm officially here.
00:19Congratulations, Vandini!
00:23It just feels amazing. I've never been celebrated for my music before, or my singing, or anything
00:29like that. So, is Vanity Vane really getting upset of having earned the easiest 10 motherfucking
00:36K in her life?
00:37They're like, girls, how do you feel doing, like, the Donna Paolo song in front of Donna
00:41Paolo so badly?
00:43It's getting a little shady up in here. Does anybody got my shades?
00:47Speak for yourself, bitch!
00:49Congratulations, Vanity, but keep it moving. Next episode, please.
00:54Ladies and gentlemen, a new day, babies!
00:59It's a new day in the workroom, and I just feel great. Like, I won last week. Should
01:04we keep it going?
01:05Anyone expected to be in the top last week?
01:08I was expecting to be on top, just because of the song, just because of Donna. I want to
01:12make her proud, thinking that the lip sync was a little bit bad.
01:17Ooh!
01:17Vanity looks a little bit upset because everybody knows that lip sync was trash.
01:24I know that you guys think that the lip sync was like, meh, but the thing is, I was in
01:28the top because of my talent and my love.
01:30Yeah, and voila!
01:31Period.
01:31And then that I won the lip sync, meh, it just means that I wasn't the worst.
01:36Vanity Vane, you bit me this time, but that'll be the last time, bitch. How do we feel that
01:41someone's going home this week?
01:43Ooh!
01:44I want to know how someone is going to go home.
01:45Yeah, what's the team?
01:46Is it going to be a lip sync? Is it going to be voting?
01:48Is it going to be Rue sending us back?
01:50I hope, please.
01:51I hope so, yeah.
01:52Please, this didn't work out well for me the last time the girls voted, so...
02:00Whatever you have, Mamoru, bring it on. We're ready.
02:04All-stars, whether you're on Her Majesty's secret cervix or just sitting on a goldfinger,
02:11it do take thunderballs to make it to the International Drag Race Hall of Fame.
02:18Dr. No, she better don't.
02:22It's James Bond. It's like Goldfinger, Her Majesty's secret cervix.
02:27What's going on? What could it be? Is it an acting challenge?
02:34The name's Paul. RuPaul.
02:41I think it's going to be something with the spy, so maybe a bull? I hope not.
02:46For this week's maxi challenge, we are throwing a ball.
02:50Woo!
02:53Yes!
02:55Come on.
02:55Already?
02:56Bam!
02:58And not just any ball, we're throwing the International Queen of Mystery Ball.
03:04Woo!
03:05Your mission is to slay the runway in three drop-dead gorgeous looks.
03:11Oh, really?
03:11Okay.
03:12I'm not good at math, but I think that's over 30 looks in one runway.
03:16Look number one, category is Boss Lady in Charge.
03:21Yes!
03:22Look number two, Sheevil Villain.
03:25Yeah!
03:26And for look number three, International Queen of Mystery.
03:32Oh, yeah!
03:33From scratch, you need to create a seductive spy look that is to die another day for.
03:40Woo-hoo!
03:42Okay, okay.
03:44I'm excited for this.
03:46Psh, psh, psh.
03:46Spy ball.
03:47Now, you can use your own hair, heels and accessories, but the rest of your look must come from these
03:53mysterious drag droppings.
03:56My queens, tomorrow night, someone will be eliminated.
04:02Ooh.
04:03Nobody is safe because someone is going home this week, finally.
04:06All-stars, start your engines and may the best global glamazon win!
04:13Woo!
04:14Oh, my God!
04:15Run!
04:16Oh, my God!
04:19It is chaos up in here.
04:21Everyone is running and trampling each other.
04:23Ooh!
04:25Yes.
04:25Ooh!
04:26Oh, my God!
04:27Ha!
04:29Oh, I love the chains.
04:31Is that enough for a ball gown?
04:32No.
04:34So, what are you thinking?
04:35Probably go for, like, a bustier dress.
04:37Yeah.
04:38And then probably just drape the fabrics around it.
04:41I am so excited that the first challenge is a ball.
04:44I love the runway.
04:45I love fashion.
04:46I love costume design.
04:47My drag is more, like, campy and theatrical rather than sexy.
04:50So, I just have to find a way to merge the two, you know?
04:54So, I am excited to showcase my three looks.
04:57This is pretty.
04:58So, what are you doing?
05:00I'm going to do, like, a base dress, like, bodycon, sexy.
05:04Do you think you can be sexy?
05:06Because you're always, like, cute.
05:07Not sexy.
05:09Not sexy?
05:11Cheeky cow.
05:13I think I'm always quite sexy.
05:14I think the audience at home will know that I'm quite sexy, don't you?
05:22So, what are you doing?
05:24I saw a skirt?
05:25That's a good question.
05:27Do you think because you're French and you come from the capital of fashion,
05:32they will have a lot of expectation from you?
05:34Yeah, but I don't come from the Paris, you see, kind of,
05:38Emile in Paris, this is not my shade.
05:39I'm not a white girl, I'm sorry.
05:41I'm a black girl from the no-go zone.
05:43So, I'm going to bring that, you know?
05:45The hood, and it is it.
05:46The hood.
05:47But make it fashion.
05:49Oh, yeah, yeah.
05:49The ball in my season in France, that was a mess.
05:52I'm not a sewer.
05:53I don't give a fuck about sewing.
05:55It's a mental breakdown for me.
05:57Okay?
05:58Do you understand what I say?
06:01Yeah.
06:02Can you help me, please?
06:04Yeah, sure.
06:05A lot of the girls are asking me for help, which, you know, I'm happy to give.
06:09I haven't even cut my fabric.
06:11I mean, it is kind of funny that a lot of them have come to Global All Stars,
06:13and you still don't know how to sew.
06:21This week, it's the International Queens of Mystery Ball.
06:24This is the first design challenge of the season.
06:26And bitch, I'm excited.
06:27Three looks, including one we have to make.
06:29Ooh, this is going to be hard.
06:33Hello, Global Glamazons.
06:37I've come to spy on your designs.
06:44Gala, Patia, and Queen Kong!
06:48Hola, mami.
06:49Oh, my goodness.
06:50You're going to put somebody's eyes out with those things.
06:51Oh, somebody.
06:54Queen Kong, who is your inspiration for this challenge?
06:57I think the neck up will be Beyonce, the neck down, maybe Serena Williams.
07:01Just being honest.
07:02And what about you, Miss Patia?
07:04Now, you're helping some of the other girls, is that right?
07:06Yeah, I'm very happy to help.
07:07Like, I think I can poop this out really quickly.
07:09Okay, now I'm going a little more simple.
07:11That's really gorgeous.
07:12If you could pull that off, that's something.
07:14I feel like I've set the expectations really high for Roo,
07:17and I really want to fulfill them.
07:19Miranda, you won your design challenge in your season.
07:23Yes!
07:24In Brazil, we work with very little resources,
07:27and we work just fine with that.
07:30I like to be, like, simple, so I like more like…
07:33Oh, that's so glamorous.
07:35Not only are you a fabulous queen, you sketch so beautifully.
07:41So, the muse.
07:42You strike me as someone who is a fashion queen, but you don't sew.
07:45Mm-hmm.
07:46So, tell me, what have you designed?
07:47So, my inspiration is around, you know, the 80s with Grace Jones.
07:52Well, listen, Grace Jones was a Bond girl.
07:54Yeah, exactly.
07:54And so, this is inspiring.
07:56That's a great inspiration.
07:57And what about you, Tina? Can I see your sketch?
08:01Yeah, there's a lot of, how do you say, horror in your clothing.
08:07Someone needs to show a bit of real skin.
08:09I want my look to be sexy and edgy, because that's my style.
08:13I hope the judges will get the storyline of it.
08:16I think I'm going to open the skirt.
08:18Of course you're going to open that skirt.
08:20Just a little bit.
08:20Just a little bit.
08:21Yeah.
08:22Come on, we're here for that.
08:25I'm a bit stressed about constructing a look in one night.
08:29But I think when you have taste, it's going to be fine.
08:33Which of you girls sews?
08:35Who taught you how to sew, Tessa?
08:37I actually have a bachelor degree in fashion design.
08:41Oh, boy.
08:42All right, so what do you have?
08:43What are you making?
08:43My inspiration is Miss Congeniality.
08:46Uh-huh.
08:46And I want to do a super spy that goes to the page.
08:50That's a lot of dress right there.
08:52How are you doing on time?
08:53Time management is not my strong suit.
08:56I'm doing very good on time.
08:58Okay, great.
08:59And Alyssa Edwards.
09:01Let me see what you've sketched there.
09:02You didn't sketch nothing.
09:03You just wrote your name.
09:04I did.
09:05That's all I did.
09:06I'm a visual person.
09:08I am visual.
09:09I said, I need to see fabrics and shit.
09:11Come on.
09:11Textures and I need to feel.
09:12So I see you put some things on the dress form there.
09:15I know I want commanding a room when you walk in with your presence.
09:19But is the challenge presence or dress?
09:24Come again, Miss Singh.
09:26This is a runway challenge design and art is subjective, Dollface.
09:30You worry about being Miss Congeniality.
09:32Ah!
09:33You worry about those racks on your dress form, bitch.
09:37Worry about them testicles.
09:40All right, well, ladies, I can't wait to see what you turn out.
09:43Thank you so much, Mama.
09:48Hey, you have a lot of hand stitching to do.
09:50Ah!
09:50Yeah.
09:51Ah, bitch.
09:52I bummed my ball challenge during my season really bad.
09:55How are you going to hot glue it on?
09:56No.
09:57I can't hot glue.
09:58Not that I glue the whole stage.
09:59Well, sometimes the hot glue.
10:00Yeah.
10:01Yeah.
10:01And I hope Michelle sees every single drop of glue.
10:05Where's the hot glue?
10:06Where's the hot glue?
10:07Where?
10:07Where?
10:07I see some hot glue right there.
10:10I have some basic sewing skills, but I have not made anything from scratch.
10:16It's just not me.
10:19Well, I'm nervous for Sauer and Attina.
10:24I did a ball in my season, but the one I construct was shit.
10:28I may not have sewing experience, but I'm going to sell it like it's haute couture.
10:33Now, I know Tessa.
10:35You think you're real clever over here trying to let me have it in front of the head judge.
10:41Maybe I pushed it a little too far.
10:44Maybe I got a little too mouthy.
10:45Did you sew this?
10:47That was the bachelor's degree.
10:48That crooked ass line.
10:50This crooked ass line is the bachelor's degree we're talking about.
10:53Where are the receipts?
10:56I want to do something I haven't done before.
10:59I think I'm going to pull an all nighter.
11:01Sleep is for the week.
11:05It's a new day in the work room.
11:07Sewing challenge.
11:09Sewing challenge.
11:09It's time for the International Queens of Mystery Ball.
11:14We've got two looks we brought from home and the third look we are creating ourselves from scratch.
11:20Tessa, how much you need to do?
11:22I need to finish this hand bitch.
11:23Are you worried about that?
11:25Should I be worried?
11:26I don't know.
11:26I have to.
11:27Baby, this look.
11:29They're delusional.
11:31There's a hole like this.
11:35I don't want to be shady, but for us,
11:38we have to make outfits and designs most of the time.
11:42I came from South America.
11:44You have to be creative because we struggle with money.
11:48But I see that some countries, they have a lot of contacts and money.
11:52Yeah, exactly.
11:53It's not talent to open a wallet.
11:56Now, there is absolutely no way that I could be making all these outfits for myself.
12:01I'm not a seamstress.
12:02I'm not at home making garments, so I don't just sit in my house like sewing.
12:06We know.
12:07We know, Ibu.
12:08You know how to sew on the stage, right?
12:10And there it is.
12:11So, I've got to sell it.
12:16The main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race, Global All-Stars.
12:20The star of Poon Raker, Michelle Visage.
12:24Oh, I think you mean Dr. Hell.
12:30He puts the D in 007.
12:32It's Jamal Sims.
12:34Why, it's only got to be seven.
12:38And our international man of mystery, Matt Rogers.
12:43Hello.
12:44Hi.
12:44You may call me Bussy Galore, Ru.
12:48Welcome.
12:49This week, our Global Glamazons are proving that you only live thrice as they serve three
12:55looks each at the International Queen of Mystery Ball.
13:00All-Stars, start your engines.
13:02And may the best Global Glamazon win.
13:09Category is Boss Lady in Charge.
13:13First up, from Canadia, Pathea.
13:16We like to call her Surveillance.
13:21I am Voya Rizm.
13:23I am the head of the spy agency.
13:25Literally, it's on my head.
13:27I always feel like somebody's watching me.
13:31From the Philippines, Eva Laqueen.
13:34Listen, it's before Labor Day somewhere.
13:39My name is Lady Orchid.
13:41I know nothing about espionage.
13:43But I'm good at making fake accents and lasagna.
13:48From Down Under, it's Queen Kong.
13:51Codename, Chocolate Thunder from Down Under Doll.
13:54And I'm the HPIC of Tuck Around and Find Out, motherfucker.
13:57If you don't feel safe with me protecting your shores, you're a dickhead.
14:01Sensing a pattern here.
14:06From Belgium.
14:07Atina Likis.
14:10NATO's gonna be hearing about this.
14:13Yeah, I think I'm busting it.
14:14For me, a CEO is wearing a suit and mine is so well done.
14:18Its fashion is a bit deconstructed.
14:21That's representing my style drag.
14:23Hey, do you think that outfit's laced with something?
14:28From the UK, Kitty Scott Claus.
14:31The name is Stone. Patsy 20 Stone.
14:35Being an international style and fashion guru is just my alias.
14:38I'm really head of MI 12.5 and a master of disguise.
14:42Judy Dench, eat your heart out.
14:46From Brazil, Maronda.
14:50I am Miranda San Diego, the boss of Nonsense International Information Spies.
14:55I'm here to keep an eye on hot nudes, bank infos, and election interference.
15:01Putting that ass in spyglass.
15:07From Italy.
15:09Deleia!
15:11Wanted to come up to my coliseum sometime.
15:14I'm Maria Rosa Carbonara, the head of the international organization PASTA.
15:20Professional agency of spies talent and amazing baby.
15:23Top secret? Yeah, right.
15:26More like bottom secret.
15:27There we go, girl.
15:31From the USA, Alyssa Edwards.
15:34She puts the D in LED.
15:36Yes, she does.
15:38It is my sole mission as the CEO of the secret spy agency to protect our future before we self
15:45-destruct.
15:46I wonder if she can get Paramount Plus in this case.
15:51From Sweden.
15:53Verica, I mean Vanity Vein.
15:56Oh my God.
15:59The Vein is my name.
16:00Always dressed in black, highest heels I can find, and with an attitude you cannot buy.
16:05Tinker, tailor, soldier, whore.
16:11From France, so are the muse.
16:15Bonjour, bonjour.
16:17I'm Bernard.
16:18The head of the international organization BTM, a.k.a. Bottom.
16:23Bitch pleats.
16:27From Mexico, Galavaro.
16:30I'm Dr. Barb, the head spy of Gorgeous Drag Queens Agency.
16:34I'm here to develop a cure against ugliness and bad fashion.
16:38Dame Judy Trench.
16:43Up next, from Germany, Tessa Testicle.
16:46She has two testicles, but one eye.
16:51My name is Ivana Hump.
16:54My mission, missionary.
16:56My instinct, sharp as dagger.
17:00I will cut you.
17:02Those heels are murder.
17:05Because you see, they're made of daggers.
17:07Yes, yes.
17:07What a cut up.
17:14Category is Sheevil Villain.
17:17Up first, Pathia.
17:20Ooh.
17:22She is so two-faced.
17:23My evil plan is to dissolve all fillers and Botox, so I can finally expose Brooklyn Heights real face.
17:31Pathia, starring in Phantom of the...
17:33Speculum.
17:37Up next, Eva Laqueen.
17:39My name is Reptilia.
17:41I was accidentally sent to the Amazon and was raised by the crocodiles.
17:46I'm notorious for leaving the toothpaste cap off, chewing loudly, and losing the remote control.
17:53She has scaled the heights of drag.
17:55She certainly has.
17:59Queen Kong.
18:00Now that's a bush.
18:01Uh-huh.
18:03My evil plan is to allure innocent men with the essence of my fragrant bushes.
18:08Now, I've heard of wizard sleeves, but...
18:13Up next, Athena Leakies.
18:17Ooh.
18:18Preacher from the Black Lagoon, real.
18:19More like Black Lapoon.
18:23Hi, stupid humans.
18:25I'm Aphrodite, the fishy villain who's here to control all the men by seduce them with my siren song.
18:32Bring back my gills.
18:34Up next, Kitty Scott Claus.
18:37Ha.
18:39Brabarella gone bad.
18:40I'm gonna take over the world with these flaming tig ol' biddies.
18:44No one can resist these machine gun jubblies, sweetheart.
18:47You better be careful if you're gonna burn somebody's eyes out with those things.
18:51Ha ha ha!
18:52Ha ha ha!
18:55Up next, Miranda.
18:57Oh, she ate that.
18:59Hello.
19:01My name is Deep Throat.
19:03I'm going to eat it all.
19:05She's definitely serving face.
19:07Ha ha ha!
19:08Nalania!
19:10I'm Ostina Powerbottom, and I'm phony, baby.
19:14Yeah.
19:16Remember the coronavirus?
19:17Well, this is what she looks like now.
19:20Ha ha ha!
19:21Ha ha ha!
19:23Representing the USA, Alyssa Edwards.
19:27I am the fallen dark swan, out for revenge to the beast that stole my Swarovski tiara.
19:34Ha ha ha ha!
19:36Ha ha ha!
19:37Why you gotta be black swan?
19:39Ha ha ha!
19:41Up next, Vanity Vein.
19:44Hmm.
19:45Well, I'm the creature of the night.
19:48That says it all.
19:49I spike you, I finger you, and I also might eat you.
19:53I definitely get the point.
19:55Yes.
19:58So, the muse.
19:59My name is...
20:03My evil plan is to leave people gagged permanently.
20:08She's ready for the one-armed battle.
20:11Representing Mexico, Galavaro.
20:14Huh.
20:15Hola feas, my evil plan is to inject my poison in every drag queen around the world to make them
20:22dumb and ugly.
20:23Party in the back.
20:25Next, Tessa testicle.
20:28Just one motherfucking testicle.
20:31Ooh, the lady in red.
20:34Carmen Sandiego.
20:36It is I, the fashion killer.
20:39My mission is to rip the world of cargo shorts and cliffhangers.
20:44When I'm good, I'm Gucci.
20:46But when I'm bad, I'm drop the brim explosive.
20:51Category is International Queen of Mystery.
20:55Up first, representing Canada, Pathea.
20:59This is a look that we had to make from scratch and I'm honestly shocked that I was able to
21:03pull it together.
21:04Ooh, the devil made me do it.
21:07It fits me like a glove.
21:08It's squeaking.
21:09It's gleaming.
21:11It is perfect.
21:12It's giving me all the Britney Spears fantasies.
21:15I just love it.
21:16Oops, she did it again.
21:18Walked to the runway.
21:21Representing the Philippines.
21:23Eva Laque.
21:24Mmm.
21:26Oh, she's getting a call.
21:27What?
21:28It's going to take more than 30 minutes for my pizza?
21:32There was so much love and passion put into this work.
21:35The drapings are draping at all the right places.
21:38I have hand sewn a bustier.
21:41Motherfuckers.
21:42I didn't hot glue any shit.
21:44It was Eva Laqueen with the brush on the runway.
21:50Representing down under, Queen Kong.
21:53I am feeling mysterious down this runway.
21:56The ponytail is so long and so full.
21:59I made this look head to toe and I am really proud of every single bit of it, to be
22:03honest.
22:04What the kids are doing with anal beats these days.
22:07From Belgium, Athena Leakes.
22:10You guys, has anyone seen my dog?
22:14She got away again.
22:15Oh, no.
22:17I'm giving very sexy spy undercover in a cocktail party.
22:20The aesthetic is nice.
22:22The construction, well, not so nice.
22:26From the UK, Kitty Scott Claus.
22:29Ooh.
22:30Telephone call for Miss Claus.
22:32Ooh.
22:33Now that's what I call a hotline.
22:35It's agent Kitty Scott Claus.
22:38Oh, look at me.
22:39I think it's so cute and gorgeous and glam and sexy.
22:45From Brazil, Miranda Lawanda.
22:49Paige Brooks.
22:51Reference for this look, it's Daphne from Scooby-Doo.
22:54The color, the hair.
22:55I'm proud about my face cover.
22:58I like to cover myself, like these guys.
23:01There's those little brows.
23:04From Italy, Nelenia.
23:08Dustin.
23:11I'm very proud of this because the shape of the body is on point.
23:16The cape is, like, flawless.
23:18Yeah, I'm a spy.
23:20But I'm scared.
23:23Representing the United States of America, Alyssa Edwards.
23:28Alyssa, when I said send me nudes, this is not what I meant.
23:32The secret is officially out.
23:35The goddess of tongue pops is back, back, back again.
23:40Tans, tans, tans across the board.
23:45From Sweden, Vanity Vaad.
23:48Oh my goodness, get a little of those meatballs.
23:51Whoa.
23:52Eyes wide shut, but legs wide open.
23:55I think I look gorgeous.
23:57I feel like such a sexy spy.
24:00Can you see Anna Nicole Smith?
24:01I see it.
24:02Oh.
24:04So it amuse, from France.
24:06Hot damn, that's the largest foreskin I've ever seen.
24:11You have some gring, you have some mechanic things.
24:14I have this detail, you know, with these lenses.
24:16I try to do my best, but in the same time, I'm proud.
24:19I do a dress.
24:22From Mexico, Galavaro.
24:24I'm the dangerous lady.
24:26I made four pieces, even though it was my fourth time sewing.
24:30So I'm very proud of me.
24:32Hair by Michelle Visage.
24:33Totally.
24:36From Germany, Tessa T.
24:39Oh, have you read the morning papers?
24:42What does it say?
24:43Oh, Tessa is all the rage.
24:46Walking down this runway, it is a little rough around the edges.
24:50But from the back row, she looked good.
24:54Now starring in Miss Congeniality 3, Revenge of the Crimping Iron.
25:01Welcome, queens.
25:03Hi.
25:04Global all-star rules are in full effect.
25:07Starting tonight, I will choose the top all-star of the week
25:11and reward them with a cash tip of $10,000.
25:15Oh, my God.
25:17That's nice.
25:18The bottom two will lip-sync,
25:20and then I'll ask one of you to sashay away.
25:24When I call your name, please step forward.
25:28Eva Laqueen.
25:30Queen Kong.
25:32Kitty Scott Claus.
25:35Nelania.
25:36Vanity Vane.
25:39Galavado.
25:41Ladies, you are all safe to slay another day.
25:45Oh!
25:47You may leave the stage.
25:52Ladykins, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
25:57Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
26:00Up first, the Thea.
26:02I was blown away by all three looks.
26:04The first one, the fit, the idea, the cut, the tailoring.
26:07And the cameras in your hair just took it to the next level.
26:10I loved every single thing that you did.
26:12Your Sheville villain look was fun, and it told a story.
26:16So good.
26:17And then this, and you made this yourself.
26:19Now I know firsthand how difficult this material is to work with,
26:24but you're clearly somebody who is a seamstress
26:26and knows exactly what they're doing,
26:27and it paid off for you tonight.
26:28Wow, Pathea, this was a great challenge for you.
26:31And what do you have in that bizarre belief?
26:33You know what, Ru?
26:34I don't see how that's any of your business.
26:38Well, now, sashay away.
26:42Goodbye.
26:46No, a great night for you.
26:47Thank you, Ru.
26:48Up next, Tina Leakey's.
26:51Your boss lady in charge look.
26:53I loved it.
26:55It was so fun.
26:56And I think we saw a lot of spikes,
26:58which sort of made all of those Sheville looks
27:01seem like a first-thought idea.
27:03So I would love to see you push that a little bit further.
27:05Yeah, you know, the first look that you had,
27:08that silhouette was really, really chic.
27:09I think the issue I have with this outfit
27:12is because it's symmetric,
27:13it doesn't feminize your body enough.
27:16Compared to some of the other garments here,
27:18it wasn't up to par.
27:21Up next, Miranda.
27:23I really want to compliment you on your concepts
27:25in your first two looks.
27:27When you came out, the silhouette alone killed me.
27:30I mean, it was incredible.
27:31You're spicy, and I get it.
27:33And every time you come out,
27:34you give me something new,
27:35and I appreciate that.
27:36Your Sheville villain look.
27:37You're kooky and crazy,
27:39and you love to be colorful,
27:40and I love that about you.
27:42I just thought you tend to overwhelm yourself with fabric.
27:45So I lost you in that.
27:47Tonight, again, there's a lot of fabric there,
27:50and I don't want you to keep covering yourself.
27:52I thought you did great in the first two looks.
27:54This was not my favorite.
27:55That second outfit,
27:56it felt out of place in that category.
27:59Did not seem like a Sheville villain.
28:01It was beautiful, though.
28:02Thank you so much.
28:03All right.
28:05Up next, Alyssa Edwards.
28:07That boss lady in charge look
28:09gave me Matrix 5.0.
28:11It was gorgeous.
28:13Even this one on the runway tonight,
28:15it felt right.
28:16It felt like you gave us leg.
28:18You know them legs are amazing.
28:20Your second look,
28:21the Sheville, Shevillain,
28:23it just shows how far you've come from season five.
28:26And what's so amazing about you
28:28is the way you present yourself.
28:30There is so much strength and star power in the room
28:33when you hit the stage,
28:34and it is unforgettable,
28:35and that's why you're you.
28:36The first outfit, fantastic.
28:38Second outfit was exquisite.
28:41Here you are, you know,
28:42you have a history of,
28:44if I remember correctly,
28:45Santino said it was the ugliest outfit ever
28:47performed on this stage.
28:49Well, where's Santino now?
28:51Yeah.
28:52Motherfucker, here I am.
28:53Where are you?
28:54Okay.
28:57Well done, Miss Alyssa Edwards.
28:59Thank you very much.
29:00Up next, Soa DeMuse.
29:02Your boss lady in charge look, Soa.
29:04That was probably my favorite.
29:06Your Sheville villain,
29:07I loved the manga of it all,
29:09but it did borderline on cosplay for me.
29:13And then tonight on the runway,
29:14I felt that this look felt like you were going to the club
29:19instead of the runway.
29:21You have to take it to that next level.
29:24You have to make it superstar,
29:26and that's really what we're looking for.
29:30Tessa T, Michelle V.
29:32Your boss lady in charge.
29:33I just loved it.
29:34I loved the fit of that suit,
29:36and it was structured beautifully.
29:37I absolutely loved it.
29:39I loved the details,
29:41the epaulettes,
29:42the red piping on the jacket.
29:44It all worked.
29:45Your second look,
29:46the Sheville, Shevillain,
29:48there was an element of danger to it.
29:50I really liked that.
29:50I said, I don't want to mess with her.
29:52Now, this look.
29:53All right, now go easy on me.
29:54Okay.
29:55Are you a sewer, Tessa?
29:58I sure am.
29:59So, I love the color on you.
30:01You can see where the latex is pulling on the corset.
30:03In this third look,
30:05I'm a little confused by the storyline,
30:07and that was surprising
30:08because your first two storylines were so clear.
30:11There are problems.
30:12You know,
30:13are those your breasts or your testicles?
30:15They are my testicles,
30:17all taped up.
30:19Okay.
30:20That explains the lopsidedness.
30:22Thank you, Tessie T.
30:24Thank you so much, Mama.
30:26Thank you, All Stars.
30:27I think we've heard enough.
30:28While you untuck in the workroom,
30:30the judges and I will deliberate.
30:33You may leave the stage.
30:39We're back in Untucked,
30:40and I am feeling so relieved to be safe.
30:43I'm joking.
30:43I know I'd be safe.
30:44Look at what the rest are wearing.
30:46Well, look,
30:47who do we think is on the top and on the bottom?
30:48Pitya clearly is the one with Alyssa T.
30:52Alyssa top, yeah.
30:53Who do we think is going home?
30:54I can see Tessa in the bottom.
30:56I think Tessa and Sowa.
30:59Okay.
31:00And for me,
31:02is Tessa clearly in the bottom
31:03and I think Athena?
31:06What if we beg guys
31:07and they come back and Tessa's in the top?
31:08Yeah, no, that's what I'm thinking.
31:10You're making a difference.
31:12Walking back into Untucked,
31:14I'm just so happy
31:15with the judges' critiques,
31:17and I'm just going to bottle this all up.
31:19All right, girls.
31:20How you doing?
31:21What's going on?
31:21They told me that they really loved
31:23my first two runways.
31:25Do you think you're safe tonight
31:26or potentially in the bottom?
31:27No, I'm not in the bottom.
31:31Did somebody say I was a flaw?
31:33Am I that delusional?
31:37Pitya, how about you, babes?
31:40All the edges were raw.
31:43The boobs were not matching.
31:45I think Tessa's been just a bit delusional.
31:47What about you, Athena?
31:48I'm not a sewer.
31:49We can't see it.
31:50It makes me so sad
31:51to be like the first in the bottom.
31:53And who do you think
31:53you need to be in the bottom
31:55instead of you?
31:56I would take you, Tessa.
31:57I'm sorry.
31:58This dress is shit.
32:01The clothes are out,
32:02the girls are fighting,
32:03and I am loving it.
32:06You just put fabric on the corset you had,
32:08the bra you had,
32:09and the skirt you had.
32:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:10Let's not do that.
32:11But I took off it.
32:12I pieced together a corset and a skirt,
32:15and that takes a lot of craftsmanship.
32:17And then to A.
32:22It's okay.
32:22You can laugh harder in the lip sync.
32:25Someone pass me the popcorn.
32:26This is getting good.
32:27Go, go, go.
32:28Fight, fight, fight.
32:31Welcome back, all stars.
32:33Based on your three
32:35international queen of mystery ball looks,
32:38I've made some decisions.
32:41Alyssa Edwards,
32:42now it can be told.
32:44You did not come to play.
32:47Pathia,
32:49oops,
32:49you did it again.
32:52Condragulations,
32:53you're the winner
32:54of this week's challenge.
32:57Thank you so much.
32:59You've won a cash prize
33:00of $10,000.
33:02Yeah.
33:03So I deserve money.
33:04Honey, honey.
33:05Alyssa,
33:06you are safe.
33:07The two of you
33:08may step to the back
33:10of the stage.
33:11Well done.
33:11Yes, girl.
33:14Tessa Testicle,
33:16tonight you had a ball.
33:18A lopsided ball.
33:19That's right.
33:23You are safe.
33:25You may step
33:26to the back of the stage.
33:27Thank you so much.
33:30Tessa's first two looks
33:32saved her from the bottom
33:33because that pink hot mess
33:35just isn't it.
33:37Athena,
33:37your international queen
33:39of mystery look
33:40remains a mystery.
33:43Miranda,
33:44you fought the dress
33:46and the dress won.
33:48Soa,
33:49you're a great queen,
33:51but when it comes
33:52to your international queen
33:53of mystery look,
33:54we spy room
33:56for improvement.
33:59Miranda,
34:01you are safe.
34:03You may join
34:04the other girls.
34:07It's really hard
34:08to be at the bottom
34:08with Soa
34:09because she's my friend.
34:11So,
34:11I'm feeling so sad.
34:13Two global all-stars
34:14stand before me.
34:17In a moment,
34:18I'll ask one of you
34:19to shantay,
34:20which means stay.
34:22And one of you
34:23to sashay away.
34:25The final decision
34:27is mine to make.
34:32Ladykins,
34:33this is your last chance
34:35to impress me
34:36and save yourself
34:38from elimination.
34:42the time has come
34:44for you to lip-sync
34:46for your life.
34:53Soa is not going to
34:54hold back with this lip-sync?
34:55And when it comes to lip-sync
34:57and competition,
34:58there's no more friendship.
35:00that bitch.
35:01No, no.
35:02I'm not going to go home.
35:03And you know it.
35:04You know.
35:05Baby, you know.
35:06Good luck
35:08and don't
35:08fuck it up.
35:15Have a night from you
35:16in a couple of months
35:17but I'm out right now
35:18and I'm all fucked up
35:19and you're calling my phone
35:19and you're all alone
35:20and I'm sensing some undertone.
35:22And I'm right here
35:23with all my friends
35:24and you're sending me
35:24your new address
35:25and I know we're done
35:26and I know we're through
35:27but God,
35:28when I look at you
35:28my brain goes
35:29oh,
35:30oh,
35:30oh,
35:31oh,
35:32can't hear the phone
35:33I cannot hear
35:34when I'm so slow
35:36I'm on,
35:38oh,
35:38I'm just popping up
35:40I'm just popping up
35:42I'm seeing it tonight
35:43It's a bad idea, right?
35:46I'm seeing it tonight
35:47It's a bad idea, right?
35:49I'm seeing it tonight
35:50It's a bad idea, right?
35:53I'm seeing it tonight
35:55Fuck it, it's fine.
35:57Yes, I know that he's my ex
35:58but can two people reconnect
36:00I only see him as a friend
36:02That is why I ever said
36:03Oh, yes, I know that he's my ex
36:05but can two people reconnect
36:06and I only see him as a friend
36:08That is Trixie,
36:09now that he's my ex
36:10Oh, yes, I know that he's my ex
36:13Can two people reconnect
36:16Oh,
36:16oh,
36:17oh,
36:17oh,
36:18oh,
36:19oh,
36:20oh,
36:20oh,
36:21oh,
36:22oh,
36:23oh,
36:24oh,
36:24oh,
36:26oh,
36:33oh,
36:33oh,
36:34oh,
36:34oh,
36:35oh,
36:36oh,
36:37oh,
36:37oh,
36:37oh,
36:37oh,
36:38oh,
36:39oh,
36:39oh,
36:40oh,
36:41oh,
36:43oh,
36:43oh,
36:44oh,
36:44oh,
36:44oh,
36:46oh,
36:46Let's go!
36:47That was so good.
36:49Woohoo!
36:49Y'all ate that.
36:50Work, please.
36:51Braise, ladies.
36:53All-stars, I've made my decision.
36:59Soda Muse, Chante, you stay.
37:05You may join the other girls.
37:07For that, I'm happy, but at the same time, I lose one of my sisters.
37:10Athena Leakeys, my queen.
37:13You are and will always be an international icon.
37:19Now, sashay away.
37:23Bye.
37:24I think I'm going to cry and I'm walking to the exit door like a supermodel.
37:32Already, but I'm still jet lag.
37:35We love you, lady.
37:37Welcome.
37:39Congratulations, all-stars.
37:42And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
37:45Can I get an amen up in here?
37:47Amen!
37:48Alright, now let the music play.
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