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00:09What a fabulous first week.
00:12This better win the bloody Emmy.
00:14Just a little bit of applause for our winners!
00:20This is not how I started my first season.
00:23I started at the bottom.
00:25I'm sorry my deuce, but you are both up for elimination.
00:28I know my history was inconsistent.
00:31We're going to be thinking about consistency this season.
00:33It was so much fun watching you.
00:37Queens, queens, queens everywhere!
00:40I cannot wait to sit in the gallery and eat my peanuts and plot and live for all of y
00:48'all.
00:48The global all-star race is in full motion.
00:52Girls, I don't know about you, but I'm so ready to get out of drag.
01:00It's a new day in the workroom and so excited to finally show my talent, Charu.
01:05How's everyone feeling for the talent show this week?
01:09I hope the medics are ready because it's going to be very risky.
01:12There's going to be lots of fire and like stunts.
01:16Of course not!
01:17Of course not!
01:19So excited for the talent show.
01:20Really excited.
01:21Why?
01:21How excited?
01:22Why?
01:23Well, this is my time to shine.
01:25Oh!
01:26Alright, because you won your talent show on your season.
01:28No, I lost big time.
01:29Shady.
01:30Shady booze!
01:31Shady booze!
01:32Leave it to Tessa!
01:33Leave it to Tessa!
01:36On Drag Race Germany, I did not do very well, but we're not going to talk about that.
01:41Yeah!
01:42Smells like success to me!
01:44I just love being an absolute g-g-g-g-glamazon.
01:48Big hair, big titties.
01:50I always love a feather.
01:51I always love a stone.
01:52It is a badge of honor to be representing not only Germany, but also Austria and Switzerland.
01:59People didn't really get to see the real me on Drag Race Germany.
02:03But bitch, this time around, I'm more versatile than a Swiss fucking army knife.
02:08What should we expect from you?
02:10We should expect the House of Edwards audition.
02:13Oh!
02:14For talent and for my lip sync.
02:16Oh!
02:16But this time around, the only thing that I'm-
02:18Wait, your lip sync, are you already guaranteeing yourself in the top?
02:20Absolutely!
02:21Manifesting.
02:21You're manifesting.
02:22We love that.
02:23I'm manifesting, and I'm manifesting not to split the wind.
02:25The only thing that I'm splitting is my goddamn pussy on that stage.
02:28Ooh!
02:29Ooh!
02:315K, 5K, 10K!
02:33I love it.
02:34Color!
02:34Yeah, I'm gonna pole dancing.
02:36Ooh!
02:37Yeah.
02:38I volunteer.
02:39It's dangerous.
02:41I'll be the pole, look louder.
02:42Carry on.
02:43I think that I could be one of the best of this night.
02:46Maybe the best.
02:47Who knows?
02:49You were a little nervous last time, no?
02:51I'm a little nervous also now, because after the first six, everything was-
02:58so, so fantastic.
03:00And now I need to be more than you.
03:02And it's not easy.
03:04She's here.
03:04Right, right.
03:05In my season I was the kind of top princess you have met.
03:09But now I want to be the queen.
03:10I was famous for crying a lot, for being very loud, and for falling down.
03:17You're fine, eh?
03:18I want to continue to run!
03:20Keep shooting!
03:22Sorry.
03:24In my season I was never in the bottom, and this time could be the same.
03:30I don't want to be in the bottom.
03:31I don't deserve it.
03:33Give me that crown, because I need it.
03:36Come on, Global Glavidon!
03:38Yeah!
03:47My global all-stars.
03:49If you show off your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent, the fans will follow.
03:54Last week, we got a taste.
03:56Here he is, baby.
03:57Now, we're ready for a swallow.
03:59Ooh!
04:00I love to swallow.
04:02I love to swallow.
04:02Swallow, baby.
04:05Hello, hello, hello!
04:07Oh, my God!
04:09Oh, my God!
04:09Oh, my God!
04:10Oh, my God!
04:11Oh, my God!
04:11Oh, my God!
04:11Oh, she looks good!
04:12Fantastic.
04:13My global all-stars.
04:16Hi!
04:17For today's mini-challenge, you'll be competing for the cover of Quick Drag Magazine.
04:23Oh, my God!
04:27Now, you've only got 20 minutes to get all dragged up.
04:30And then, it's time for your first photo shoot.
04:34Ready, set, go!
04:37Look, this is gonna be horrible.
04:4020 minutes?
04:41What the fuck?
04:42I'm sorry.
04:44I always look monstrous in Quick Drag.
04:46Baby!
04:47The tension is still.
04:48I've always stood out, because I know I'm the prettiest.
04:51But not in a Quick Drag.
04:52I'm so not ready for this.
04:54Oh, my God!
04:54Run!
04:55Go!
04:55Grab the makeup!
04:55Grab the wig!
04:56Just hope for the best!
04:57Slap it on, girls!
04:58No!
04:59No!
05:00No!
05:00Bitch, 20 minutes.
05:02Some of these bitches need 20 hours to look good.
05:08Lady kids, for today's photo shoot, one at a time, you'll work our Soul Train dance line.
05:16And Sebastian here will be taking your photograph.
05:19Jesus, where did they find this bloke?
05:22Now Sebastian, do you have film in that camera, or are you just happy to see ya?
05:26Whoa!
05:29Are y'all ready to speak the international language of dance?
05:33Yes!
05:35All right, DJ.
05:37Hit it!
05:38From Canada.
05:39Hey, Pathea.
05:40Good to see ya!
05:41Good!
05:42Yes!
05:44Yes!
05:46Come on!
05:47And the pity!
05:49Pity!
05:50Whoa!
05:52Serving thunder from down under, Queen Kong!
05:56So I'm doing my Soul Train thing and I just go, you know what?
05:59Just let it go!
06:01Yes!
06:01Oh my god!
06:03When you're in a quick drive, you'll see the real face of the girl.
06:06And let me tell you, it's a mess!
06:10From the Philippines, Eva Laqueen!
06:13Woo!
06:13Yes!
06:14Nice!
06:16Can we get a spin?
06:17Nice!
06:18There you go!
06:19From the USA, Alyssa Edwards!
06:23Woo!
06:25Oh!
06:25Yes!
06:26Uh-huh!
06:27From Brazil, Miranda Labrau!
06:30Yes!
06:31Okay, what?
06:32Yes!
06:34Okay, what?
06:34From Mexico, Galavero!
06:36Oh my god!
06:37Cha-cha, bitch!
06:38Oh my god!
06:40Yes!
06:41From the UK, Kitty Scott-Claude!
06:44I literally feel like everyone's mum.
06:46This is so awkward.
06:47I mean, like...
06:48Woo!
06:49Oh my god!
06:51Painfully British!
06:53It weighs at me!
06:55From Sweden, Vanity Vein!
06:58Muscle!
06:59Okay, work!
07:00Come on, Dancing Queen!
07:04From Belgium, Athena Liki!
07:08Get a load of them waffles!
07:10Okay!
07:12Fashion!
07:12She's fashion!
07:13Fashion!
07:14That's fashion!
07:15From Italy, Nalania!
07:17Oh god!
07:19Nalania is giving it large, showing what she can do!
07:22Woo!
07:23Underestimate me!
07:24It's your problem!
07:26Not mine!
07:28Yes!
07:28I touched a dump, and it hurts me!
07:31Yes!
07:32Yes!
07:33Yes!
07:34Yes!
07:34Yes!
07:35So the muse!
07:36Woo!
07:37Oh la la!
07:39You're proud of that piston mouth, aren't you?
07:43From Germany, Tessa Testicle!
07:46Wait, those are testicles!
07:47Why is she put the breastplate on her balls?
07:49I don't get it!
07:51Oh, this is so awkward who doesn't know its luck!
07:53Who told her this was a good idea?
07:57Listen, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, but I'm making it work!
08:02I think we probably should stop the music right about now!
08:07I don't know how far she's gonna go!
08:11Covergirls!
08:12You all pumped it and bumped it!
08:15But one of you really valeted my limousine!
08:20Ooh!
08:20Baby!
08:21The winner of today's mini challenge is...
08:26Nelenia!
08:27Nelenia!
08:31It's me!
08:32Really?
08:35Condragulations!
08:36You've won a cash tip of $2,500!
08:43I think the other queens underestimated me a little bit, but now, after death, I can see the jealous on
08:52their eyes!
08:53My queens!
08:54Last week, half of you slayed at the global glamazon talent extravaganza!
09:02Now, Eva, Gala, Nelenia, Pathea, Tessa, and Vanity!
09:07It's your turn!
09:08Once again, the top two all-stars will lip-sync for the win!
09:15Tomorrow, we'll be joined by our extra special guest judge from Mexico, pop sensation Donna!
09:22Oh, my God!
09:25Oh, it worked!
09:26All-stars, star your engines!
09:29And may the best global glamazon win!
09:35Yay!
09:35Yay!
09:37Thank you, I'm here!
09:39Hi!
09:39Oh, my God!
09:40Oh, my God!
09:40Girl, your splits!
09:42Thank you!
09:43How dare you?
09:43That was a flat split!
09:45I was really surprised!
09:46You don't know?
09:46You gassed me, girl!
09:47I was a dancer!
09:48I was like, okay, Lions!
09:50How about you, Gala?
09:50How are you feeling?
09:51Good right now!
09:52And Donna, Donna's baby!
09:53Oh, my God!
09:54Was she on your season?
09:55Yeah!
09:56And it's amazing to be in front of her again!
09:59Again!
09:59All right, well, good luck, ladies!
10:01Thank you!
10:02Thank you!
10:02This is global all-stars, you know?
10:04This is definitely the best of the best from every franchise from across the world.
10:08Everyone's different, everyone's unique, and it's amazing to see us all together in one room.
10:12So, tomorrow, you're doing a circus act with Paul?
10:14Yeah!
10:15I'm best known as the lip-sync assassin of the first season of Drag Race Mexico.
10:20I get to the finale.
10:21This time, I came for the crown, so you should beware.
10:27People used to think that I'm a bitch, a shady queen, but I just demonstrate my love with
10:33shade.
10:36I used to be a biochemistry and immunology professor.
10:39I found another way to make money better than science.
10:48I started to dance when I was, like, 16, and then I do, like, acrobatics and aerial things
10:55in the circus.
10:56So, then you came to Guadalajara.
10:58I did.
10:59And I saw you.
11:00That was the first show I ever watched live.
11:02I was the first?
11:03Yeah.
11:04Oh, wow.
11:04I met a boy, and he became my boyfriend, and he was a dancer, so he taught me a lot.
11:11Then we get married.
11:12Oh, wow.
11:13Yeah.
11:14Still together with him?
11:15No, he's dead now.
11:17Yeah.
11:18Sorry to hear him.
11:19No, don't worry.
11:20It's okay now.
11:20I always remember him with love, and I'm so grateful with him because he teach me a lot,
11:27and that's why I am here now.
11:30You know?
11:31There is...
11:31That's beautiful.
11:32He shared his gift of dance with you.
11:34Yeah.
11:35I love that.
11:36I know that everybody has a story, and it's nice to show what we have been through.
11:41Well, what about you?
11:43Congratulations.
11:44Yes.
11:45Are you excited?
11:46Yeah.
11:46I feel more, not confident, but comfortable.
11:50Yeah.
11:50Release your nerves.
11:51Yeah.
11:52Yeah.
11:52Also, because I love to dance.
11:54I was a dancer, too.
11:55My father don't want to take me on the dance lesson.
11:59My mom...
12:01They...
12:01Oh, sorry.
12:02I can't try.
12:03My mom, she bring me to the dance lesson, and she say, don't challenge anything to your
12:09father, and when my father find out, go mad.
12:14When I do drugs for the first time, he work like security in the same set.
12:19I do my...
12:19Wait, your dad works security in the gay club?
12:21Yeah.
12:23He don't know that I will be there.
12:25Yeah.
12:25So he came in the backstage, he looked at me, and I was, okay, okay.
12:29That's so great.
12:30Now, it's now, he came to me, he gave me a kiss, and I say, you are the most beautiful
12:35tonight.
12:36Now, I think he's one of my best friends.
12:38Oh, so lovely.
12:41That is so special.
12:42Yeah.
12:43Talking about my father is very hard sometimes.
12:46Now that we are so close, for me, it's a dream.
12:53Sorry.
12:53Okay.
12:55I don't come from a drag family at all.
12:58I've always been on my own, like a lonely wolf.
13:00I think I was best known for my singing abilities.
13:06Also, I have a bit of a temper and an attitude.
13:11Sorry.
13:12Swedish drag is more of, we call it buskis, and that's more of a cabaret.
13:20More of a funny side.
13:22But since drag race in general, I see all these new queens pop on, on TikTok, Instagram, everywhere.
13:27And they look amazing, but I would love to see them perform.
13:31It's so important to represent Sweden.
13:34And I also think they send the right person to do it.
13:37A crown looks really good on me.
13:40But my family has always been like the biggest support ever for me.
13:43Like, my whole childhood, they went to like talent shows with me that I could dress up like celebrities.
13:48The whole family?
13:48Yeah.
13:49This is such a queer, safe space to share everything in.
13:54And, no, it's just nice to feel comfortable together with other queens.
13:59The world is slowly changing.
14:01Yeah.
14:02This competition is so much more than just these flamboyant men gallivanting around, tongue popping and dipping and walking that
14:10fucking duck.
14:11It is a journey of courageous souls sharing their stories.
14:15We're all beautiful humans underneath the makeup.
14:19And that is the magic and the power of drag.
14:23And drag race.
14:25Are we doing a good problem?
14:26Woo!
14:28Woo!
14:30It's a talent show.
14:31It's a talent show.
14:32What's the talent?
14:33Ciao!
14:33It's a new day in the workroom, and I'm ready and excited for this talent show today, baby.
14:39Come on!
14:40Come on!
14:43Vanity, what are you doing?
14:45I'm gonna sing live.
14:47Ooh!
14:48You guys, do you know what I just realized?
14:50This is the last time that we're all gonna be safe and nobody's gonna go home.
14:54Oh, no, don't say that.
14:55Right before the competition starts.
14:56Don't say that.
14:57Guys, let's enjoy ourselves.
14:59No one's being sent home today.
15:01Fuck it.
15:01YOLO!
15:02YOLO!
15:03Do you not say YOLO?
15:05Yeah, we do, but I just love it with your accent.
15:09YOLO!
15:10YOLO!
15:11Oh, you wanna talk mini-challenge?
15:13You wanna talk about when you took ten minutes to look better than you did two hours?
15:19Said no one.
15:20During my season at Drag Race Philippines, I went all the way to the finale without a single win.
15:26But this time, I'm gonna get my first one and I'm gonna make it all the way to the crown.
15:30YOLO!
15:31YOLO!
15:31YOLO!
15:32What makes Filipino drag unique is that we always do things with a heart.
15:37Our closing line is always puso-puso at puso pa rin.
15:41It always says heart, heart, and heart in all ways.
15:44During my season, I was known as Miss Opulent and Miss Eloquent.
15:48This mouth has done many wonderful things, lip sync-wise.
15:53And also, I was known for my words of wisdom during my season.
15:57Davao should be very proud.
15:59Not just because of what's the drag of Morgana, but what's her heart as a person.
16:05Yeah, let me ask you like one real question.
16:08What do you think of Tessa? Like you.
16:11Oh, I have a new identity to bring to the table.
16:16And it is a more genuine version of the drag that I want to show.
16:21I think you're pretty awesome.
16:22I've had a time of my life. I had a great time.
16:26Come on, Yves La Therapist.
16:27Oh, please. Come on!
16:28Next patient, Lee.
16:30What I wanted to show from myself for this talent is really quite simple.
16:34That I'm a fucking stupid.
16:37That I'm really flexible.
16:39That I'm drop-back gorgeous.
16:41And that I'm not as heavy as I look.
16:46I got on my very first airplane because of drag.
16:49So, a wig took me around the world.
16:51This reminds me a lot of Brazil.
16:54Brazil is so diverse.
16:56We have so many different styles of doing drag.
16:59And we really appreciate every single one of the art forms that we do.
17:04To be able to step in this place with people from all around the world.
17:10And myself together.
17:12It's like a Christmas gift.
17:15Like, I was blessed by Queer Jesus just to be here.
17:19I think Australian Drag, as much as I love my community and love the scene,
17:22it has never really been the most inclusive space for people that
17:26aren't necessarily look like an Australian drag queen, you know?
17:29I'm really, really happy that I'm here with you girls
17:31and that we can sort of find like a common universal language of sisterhood and love.
17:36Aw, thank you.
17:37What is Belgium Drag like?
17:39Like, we don't have like a very famous drag queen.
17:41We've never had one.
17:42We've got one now.
17:43We've got one now.
17:43How can you say that?
17:44Yeah, we have one now.
17:46Exactly.
17:47Oh my God.
17:48I just can't wait to go to all your countries and experience all the amazing drag all over the world.
17:53No!
17:54To the globe!
17:55To RuPaul's Drag Race Global All-Stars.
17:58She knows how to say, is there gluten in this?
18:01In 14 languages.
18:03It's Michelle Visage.
18:05It-a-giz did-a-gare glu-da-goo-tid-a-gin, it-a-gin did-a-gis?
18:10What language is that?
18:11Gibberish!
18:13Correction.
18:1415 languages.
18:17He puts the D in charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
18:22It's Jamal Sims.
18:24Just call me Backdoor Santa.
18:27Oh.
18:29And let's give a big global drag race welcome to the one and only Donna.
18:35Gracias!
18:37I couldn't be happier.
18:38Gracias, gracias.
18:39Let's do this.
18:40This week, the remaining six All-Stars are ready to make their debut at the Global Global
18:45Glamazon Talent Extravaganza Part Deux.
18:49And tonight, on the runway, all 12 queens will strut their stuff.
18:54Category is, money makes the world go round.
18:58Yes!
19:00All-Stars, start your engines and may the best Global Glamazon win!
19:08Up first, Le Crème de Montréal.
19:12It's Patia.
19:13Oh my god, I am here.
19:15It's happening.
19:15This is crazy.
19:18On my season, I never placed in the bottom.
19:20I had a really great track record and I made it all the way to the end.
19:23I didn't win, but I was very, very close.
19:25This time around, I'm ready to smash the crown.
19:30I would say my biggest strength is my background in theatre.
19:32I think that Two-Headed look really blew people's minds, which I was very happy about
19:35because I worked really hard on it.
19:37I'm so proud this time around as a Greek-Canadian immigrant to represent Canada as a whole
19:41and as a country.
19:42I love competition.
19:43I'm a very competitive person.
19:45I'm here to just win and have fun.
19:47Let's have tzatziki, motherfucker.
19:50Good evening, everyone.
19:51Are you ready for some light reading before bed?
19:53Sure!
19:54Yes!
19:55Ugh!
19:56Ugh!
20:00The Little Queen and the Crown, a story of self-discovery.
20:05There once was a queen, a quirky little clown.
20:09But there was one thing missing.
20:11Boing!
20:11She needed a crown!
20:13Ah!
20:14She searched high and low, looking under this and that.
20:19Uh-huh.
20:20Uh-huh.
20:20Oh!
20:21What is that twinkle under Ruth's big hat?
20:23Oh!
20:23Oh!
20:25Nothing there.
20:25Let's put that back.
20:26Okay.
20:28She explored a massive hole that gape big and wide.
20:32Ooh!
20:33Oh!
20:34Turns out it was Michelle's big mouth that was inside!
20:38Oh!
20:38Oh!
20:39Why?
20:41Well, that's there's nothing in it.
20:43Ooh!
20:44True.
20:46Despite all the search, the crown was still out of sight.
20:49But she would soon come to know it was burrowed deep, deep inside.
20:54Aww!
20:55Aww!
20:56I get it.
20:57This is the story about how in this patriarchal society, we place importance on material things
21:01like crowns to determine our self-worth.
21:03But we must look inwards to find our inner queen.
21:08The end!
21:10Uh-
21:10No!
21:11You literally sat on it earlier.
21:13Oh!
21:14That's what that was!
21:15Ah!
21:16Hey, you!
21:17Come here!
21:18Oh!
21:20Ah!
21:21Ah!
21:22Ah!
21:24Turns out it really was inside me all along!
21:27Ah!
21:28Ah!
21:29You know what?
21:30Never mind.
21:30You can keep it.
21:31It doesn't match my outfit.
21:33Ah!
21:34Ah!
21:35I will always love a queen who pulls a crown from the ass.
21:39Okay!
21:40Yay!
21:41Yay!
21:41From the eternal city of Rome.
21:43It's Nelenia!
21:46Fuck me through the crowd.
21:48You'll be my next danger.
21:51Why is my heart beating so loud?
21:54I think I'm not sure.
21:56Sir!
21:58Once I'll say what I really feel.
22:01The rain will come down in flames.
22:04I just can't explain how you give me chills.
22:07So one more, let's play this game.
22:10Love like Rome wasn't building a day.
22:13Wish we'd all your mic, baby wish away.
22:16It burns the desire like a fire in the eyes.
22:19And for me it's just the same.
22:22Stealing fire from the sun in the name of the moon.
22:25Turning night into day just for me and you.
22:28Baby tonight we're gonna find together.
22:31The time of your life and it can last forever.
22:35On and on and on.
22:37Your lips don't mind.
22:38Love on.
22:40Shine the view like stars colliding.
22:44Ready to explode.
22:45We don't care about it.
22:47Goes on and on and on and on and on.
22:49So you can't look at fire.
22:52We're like fire.
22:54Yeah!
22:57Oh my god!
23:00Up next, she's a Swiss Miss from Basel.
23:04It's Tezze Tezico.
23:06Ladies and gentlemen.
23:09You're not ready yet?
23:11Besties with or without.
23:13Besties?
23:14Just do your thing.
23:15Just do it with a Z.
23:17That's the profile.
23:19Odyssey.
23:20Best belief.
23:21Ooh!
23:22My jokes cannot fit inside my dreams.
23:25Ooh!
23:26Come on, all stars global.
23:28Y'all wanna talk about globes?
23:31Ooh!
23:31Not these globes nasty.
23:34Alright boys, let's show who we got.
23:37That's everything.
23:39Come on, y'all.
23:41Ooh!
23:42We're the coffee fleets.
23:44And in my eyes, it's fine.
23:46Have you heard that?
23:48Madam Tessa's testicles?
23:51I figured then, Jimbo's brasticles.
23:54Do you feel like thereto isn't the room the精ранs to get him?
23:59Oh!
24:08That tickle tickle my tuck.
24:10Tessa is back up!
24:15All right, Tessa!
24:18She's the thriller from Manila.
24:20Uh, it's Eva Laqueen.
24:23Woo!
24:23Yeah!
24:24Hey, Rice Queens.
24:25Cooking rice is actually not that hard.
24:28Let me show you how my ancestors did it in four easy steps.
24:32Bring out a rice cooker.
24:35Pour rice into it.
24:38Pour some water until it reaches your finger.
24:42Until it reaches your what?
24:45Then we wait.
24:47Now what?
24:48I don't know, but I'm sorry to start fighting right now.
24:52Ha ha ha ha ha!
25:06Hello!
25:17I've been fighting monsters for seven days.
25:19Where's my damn rice?
25:32This is everything in a minute.
25:34Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
25:37Ha ha ha ha ha!
25:37The queen of Morelia, Mexico!
25:39It's Galavaro!
25:47One word.
25:48Sex!
25:49This kind of dark music.
25:51This is really, it's my thing a little bit.
25:53This kind of underground.
25:55Sexy with magnifique.
26:02All I can think of is, fuck me.
26:06She is so hot.
26:09She is so hot.
26:38I'm so glad we weren't in the same week.
26:41Because this was my backup.
26:42I was going to do this as well.
26:43Bloody hell.
26:44I had my keeney ready and everything.
26:46Up next, she ain't afraid of no Stockholm Syndrome.
26:50It's Vanity Veid.
26:52Let's get Vanity!
26:53Let's get Vanity!
26:56I got some monsters under my bed.
27:02Another nightmare stuck inside my head.
27:06They're not a threat.
27:07Just get your breath.
27:09No need to fight it.
27:10Let the darkness spread.
27:12There's a freak in you and me.
27:14And when the lights go out, you set it free.
27:17We're the creatures of the night.
27:20When the sun goes down, we're coming out.
27:34We're the creatures, the creatures, the creatures of the night.
27:53We're the creatures of the night.
27:56She looked like a superstar.
27:57Demon of the night.
27:59We're all dancing on the back.
28:03I am at Eurovision now.
28:05Come on, Sweden.
28:0512 points from the UK.
28:08Because you're a star, baby.
28:11Category is, money makes the world go round.
28:15Local currency, eleganza.
28:17Up first, Nelenia.
28:20Get a load of those Naples.
28:23I'm very 18th century, and I look like my old currency, the Nelenia.
28:29We need to change, so here we are.
28:31The Euros, the stars of the money.
28:35Oh, my God.
28:35I'm so pretty.
28:37Yeah.
28:37Barbie world, she's got Eurovision, guys.
28:41Nelenia.
28:42Yeah.
28:43Up next, Tessa testicle.
28:46Hey, listen.
28:46We know she's got testicles, but does she have a Frank?
28:50Baby, y'all cannot take me in this lock.
28:53Helvetia, the goddess of coin, the goddess of cash, the goddess of credit, the goddess
28:58of Switzerland.
29:00Up next, Kitty Scott Claus.
29:04I can see her tubbing.
29:06She looks like she could use a good pounding.
29:09Normally, when I walk the runway, I feel like a twat, but this time, I'm bringing the glamour
29:14to global all-stars.
29:15Look at these coins.
29:16No, that's not Queen Liz.
29:18It's Queen Kitty Scott Claus.
29:21Kitty Scott Coins.
29:25Up next, Pathea.
29:27Oh, Pathea, Columbus went that way.
29:30My inspiration is the depiction of Lady Britannia.
29:32I'm pretty proud of all the little details, the actual Canadian coins that I integrated into
29:37the chainmail and the armour and the shield.
29:39Coin flip.
29:40Head she's a whore, tail she's a whore.
29:43Next, Queen Kong.
29:45Tonight, I am serving pure gold mine realness.
29:49Take that to the bank.
29:51Oh.
29:52I'm all sparkly.
29:53The fabric is cheap, but it doesn't look cheap tonight, darling.
29:56I ain't saying she's a gold digger.
29:59I feel rich, I'm oozing rich, and I'm just delivering.
30:04Up next, Alyssa Edwards.
30:06Ain't no dollar back, girl.
30:08Does she have to buy two seats on the plane for that dress?
30:10Yeah, I'm afraid she does.
30:11But she can afford it.
30:14Money does make the world go around, but I'm a gold card kind of gal.
30:18Her card has no limit.
30:20Ha ha ha ha.
30:22Up next, Eva La Queen.
30:25I'm walking down the runway in my bamboo piggy bank.
30:28She's saving up for a rice cooker.
30:30And then, oh, all the coins come out.
30:34And I look gorgeous.
30:36You stole my look.
30:37Money makes our world go round, but it's also a currency of love.
30:41I am showing you Asian beauty every way possible.
30:48Up next, Galavaro.
30:49I'm showing another part of me.
30:51This is culture.
30:53This is history of Mexico.
30:56This look is inspired in the 50 pesos bill.
31:00Dame un peso.
31:01I'm being sexy, sophisticated, and trying to represent my country.
31:07Up next, Athena Likis.
31:09My outfit is inspired by the middle age.
31:11Oh, I see she got the chain letter I sent.
31:13Yeah.
31:14Since that time, poor people was always, like, very taxed.
31:18And I wanted to link that for now,
31:20because it's still happening in Belgium for the moment.
31:23I think she coined that look.
31:25Honey, don't forget to pay your taxes.
31:28Soa the muse.
31:29Hello, gorgeous.
31:30Soa sells she shells by a she shore.
31:34Now, this is what Michelle would call shell-a-gwent.
31:37In Africa, Cori's discounted a little shell was the money before the colonization.
31:42And I want to do a homage to Africa.
31:44Come on.
31:45Ooh, Rue, get a load of those barnacles.
31:47I'm half naked.
31:48You can see a part of my beautiful ass.
31:51Don't write a check.
31:51Your ass can't cash now.
31:53Up next, vanity vein.
31:56Note to self, trim nose hair.
32:00I'm showing off the Swedish currency, the Swedish crowns, because there are three.
32:05Heavy is the head that wears three crowns.
32:09Yeah.
32:13I think it's quite nice to show Rue Paul how good I look in a crown.
32:17Like, put the fucking crown on my head.
32:23Up next, Miranda, LaWanda, Paige, Brooks.
32:28You know, there are four things I love about you.
32:32Your face.
32:35I have the jaguar, the bluebird.
32:38We have Brazilian wolf, and we have this monkey from Brazil that we celebrate on bills.
32:47Boo.
32:51All right, ladykins, now it's time for the judges' critiques, starting with Nelenia Michelle.
32:59I thought you did a bang-up job.
33:01I thought your choreography was great.
33:03I loved how you were coming in and out with the dancers.
33:05It was seamless.
33:06This look, I really, really think it's fun.
33:09And the hair, I really am digging this hair.
33:11You are a goddess.
33:13You got a great personality.
33:15You can't buy that.
33:17Great night for you, darling.
33:18Thank you so much.
33:19Lovely.
33:21Up next, Tessa Testicular.
33:24You know what I loved about your performance?
33:26Is that you embraced the strong and the wrong.
33:28If it was a little messy, it was good, and it was funny.
33:31This look gave me everything.
33:34It's genius.
33:35It's brilliant.
33:35I love this outfit so much.
33:37Oh, my God.
33:38It's so gorgeous.
33:39Having such close proximity to so many different nations, what do you feel most?
33:45Swiss, German, Italian?
33:48Homosexual.
33:50Well, thank you so much, Tessa Testicular.
33:55Thank you so much.
33:56Up next, Pathea.
33:58Pathea, you did something that was very risky.
34:01So I enjoyed that.
34:03What I did not enjoy was the clown, just because I have major pulverphobia.
34:06So every time I see a clown, I'm like, that's cute.
34:09And I try to be really cool about it.
34:11The storybook was beautifully illustrated.
34:13I loved it.
34:14Did you do it?
34:15Yeah.
34:15Well done.
34:16Wow.
34:16I don't know who did your costuming.
34:18I did it.
34:18It was really beautifully made.
34:21You're like the warrior of maple.
34:23And you're an artist from the bottom to the top.
34:27You look gorgeous.
34:28This outfit is worthy of a global stage.
34:31You've done yourself really proud.
34:32Now, where in Canada are you from?
34:34Regina, the city that rhymes with fun.
34:36Yes, it does.
34:37I love it.
34:39Up next, Eva Laqueen.
34:42Michelle.
34:42My favorite lyric, I actually wrote it down, is,
34:44I don't know, but I'm so into sword fighting right now.
34:47That should go into the Hall of Fame for songwriting.
34:51That shit was so funny.
34:53Brilliant.
34:54You hit it home.
34:54You always look good from the minute we saw your first look to now.
34:57You have great taste in hair.
34:59That's for sure.
35:01Your number was epic.
35:02The slaying the dragon, and the dancing, and the housewife outfit.
35:06So fantastic.
35:09Thank you, Mother.
35:10Up next, Galavaro.
35:13Okay, let's start with your pole dance, because that was amazing.
35:16I thought you did it beautifully.
35:17I love the BDSM look that you gave us.
35:20I thought it was really well done.
35:21This look is absolutely beautiful.
35:23Down to the details.
35:24I see this as drag race on the pesos.
35:27It's so, so beautiful.
35:28The way you did the rag around the head with the tail.
35:31All of it.
35:31And you can tell how beautiful you feel when you wear it.
35:46You never disappointed with the outfits.
35:49Never.
35:49You killed it, baby.
35:50All right, she called Stockholm home.
35:55That song is a smash.
35:59It is so catchy.
36:01And tonight, this looks like an album cover.
36:04Her album.
36:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:06Absolutely.
36:07It's beautiful.
36:07I want to know more about the song, because it's really a fuck.
36:11It's the first single I've ever created.
36:13It's the first time I've ever singing my own music.
36:15It's a big step for me.
36:17So I appreciate every single word, and it makes me so emotional, because I never thought
36:22I would do it.
36:23Just wonderful.
36:24In fact, you know, we were humming the song after you finished, and that's a good sign.
36:28Yeah.
36:29Great night for you.
36:35We are back in Untucked after watching the second talent show, and look, I thought it
36:39was cute.
36:40Yeah.
36:41Well, ladies, congratulations on a lovely runway tonight.
36:44I think group one is still the winners, you know.
36:47Maybe.
36:47Well, we saw the show.
36:49I think it was good.
36:53Who is the favorite, and who is the weaker one from the group two?
36:57I love Eva.
36:58Eva.
36:59And Gala.
36:59Vanity's was really fun, too.
37:01No, Vanity's was good.
37:02On the other side of the coin, we've got Altissa.
37:07Yeah, the tights were lovely.
37:08Yeah, the tights were great.
37:09They were Lissa's tights.
37:11I feel like by next week, we definitely will be ready to eliminate some of these guys.
37:21Back in the Untucked, the energy is quite, like, trying to figure it out who won this challenge.
37:28Oh my god, they loved the performance.
37:32They loved her.
37:33And RuPaul said, you're fantastic.
37:36Oh my god, and I just had an orgasm.
37:39Oh my god.
37:41To the rice lovers of the world, this one's for you.
37:44Well done.
37:44Tessa, baby.
37:45Did they like the tights?
37:47Honestly, thank you so much for the tights.
37:49They really, they really brought it there.
37:51I don't think they helped.
37:58None of these bitches can touch me.
38:00They can say whatever they want, but I still look better than them.
38:03Gala, please tell me they loved this pole dance.
38:06They must have.
38:07Yes, they loved everything.
38:07That was everything.
38:08I loved my critiques.
38:09In Spanish, they told me the critique.
38:10They told me that I'm the winner of this week's challenge.
38:12Oh no.
38:15Oh my god, I want to be on the top two.
38:17I want to perform in front of Dana.
38:19What about you, Pithia?
38:20Pithia, how did you do, Pithia?
38:21I was just so starstruck and just like, because I was just staring into Rue's eyes and Michelle talking to
38:25me.
38:25I have been watching this for years and now this is me standing there.
38:28It's crazy.
38:30Manatee, how about you, Pithia?
38:31Well, they love the song.
38:33Yes.
38:35I'm gooped.
38:36I don't think I'm the winner, but I can be.
38:42Welcome back, all stars.
38:43I've made some decisions.
38:46The top two all-stars of the week are...
38:53Eva Laqueen.
38:55Ow!
38:59And...
39:00Vanity Vey.
39:03The lip syncs I've done before, back in my season, has been because I was in the bottom, but this
39:08one is because I'm in the top.
39:09Like, I'm so ready for this.
39:12What the fuck?
39:13Oh my god.
39:13This is the first time I'm going to lip sync in front of RuPaul.
39:18Hmm, okay.
39:20Pressure is on.
39:21Two global all-stars stand before me.
39:25Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of Paranoia by Donna.
39:32Yes!
39:34Yes!
39:34Ah!
39:35This is your chance to impress me and win a cash tip of $10,000.
39:41Yes!
39:42Dang!
39:43The time has come for you to lip sync for the globe.
39:50Yes!
39:51Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
39:58When you beat me together, I'm so emotional.
39:59You can take me home and get your look on life.
40:02And I know that you're under the relax.
40:06Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', piece to suck.
40:09Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', dumppin' Liars.
40:13You get better than let you connect on your life.
40:16Swing in with you, cause you make way of the low
40:19And you know
40:23Baby, I'm craving for you, girl, and surround me
40:26It's awesome, no more to pull the way down the side
40:30Do you know
40:33Like it's low, low, low
40:37Take my body, take my body
40:50Do you hear me calling your name?
41:01Take my body, take my body
41:04Right now you get my life
41:12So sweet!
41:15Well done!
41:17What is it? That's amazing!
41:20All stars, I've made my decision
41:25Vanity Vane, contractulations, you're a winner, baby
41:32You've won a cash prize of $10,000
41:36Thank you so much, thank you so much
41:42I'm here, I'm officially here
41:44Like...
41:46Did someone say front runner?
41:49Yeah, that's what I thought
41:52Eva Laqueen, you are free to slay another day
41:56Thank you, mama
41:58Contractulations, glamazons
41:59And remember, if you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?
42:03Can I get an amen up in here?
42:05Amen!
42:06Alright, now let the music play!
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