00:08Wow, that aspirin dance really works.
00:13Ow!
00:14Oh my God, is that still...
00:15I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:16No, you're not.
00:17Yes, I am.
00:18Rach.
00:18Look, I'm fine, watch.
00:19Look at that.
00:22Okay, okay, look, you've got to go to a doctor, okay?
00:25No, I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my boss's house.
00:28Very big deal, there's a lot of people there that I have to meet.
00:31Yeah, and I'm sure you're going to make a great impression.
00:32Hi, I'm Rachel Green.
00:34It's nice to meet you.
00:36Come on, you probably have a broken rib.
00:38Well, I will go to the hospital tomorrow.
00:40It'll still be broken then.
00:42But you know, I could use a hand getting ready.
00:44Rachel.
00:44Look, either help me or go.
00:47Fine, I'll go.
00:49Okay, but before you go, could you help me first?
00:55Sure, I'll help you.
00:57Oh, good, good.
00:59Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?
01:09You know what?
01:11I cannot do this with my left hand.
01:13Would you please help me with this, too?
01:19Let's go.
01:23Okay, let's use this brush.
01:24Okay.
01:26Yeah, careful.
01:28Okay.
01:29Okay, now you do not just sweep it across the lid, okay?
01:32Just sweep it.
01:33Oh, sorry.
01:34Hey, that's just poking me in the eye.
01:37I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:38Close, close, close, close.
01:39Just sweep it.
01:39I'm sweeping.
01:41Sweep, sweep.
01:43Okay, now make it even because we don't...
01:45What?
01:45We don't want it to be too much.
01:47We want it to be subtle.
01:48No, no, you know, you don't, you don't wear enough of this.
01:55Since when, since when do you think I don't wear enough of this?
01:58Well, I, close your eyes.
01:59I just think you're going to like this a little better.
02:02Because, close, close.
02:04Close it.
02:04Sorry.
02:06Close.
02:06Because, um, I think this will make you a little more sophisticated.
02:10Sophisticated like a hooker?
02:13Hey.
02:15Hey.
02:15Guess what I'm doing tonight.
02:16What?
02:17I'm checking out the restaurant with Pete.
02:19Oh, Monica, I am so excited for you.
02:21Oh, no.
02:21Oh.
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