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00:10Athena was just sent home
00:11Bitch this is real fucking life now
00:13This is Drag Race
00:15I've known Athena before
00:16And obviously she's like my Greek sister
00:17But I love you too
00:18You know that
00:19So it was very hard to watch you both in the bottom
00:21But you turned it out
00:22And I'm happy that you're still here at least
00:24But let me tell you something babies
00:26The shit is real
00:28Obviously it's good to win a lip sync
00:29But in the same time I loved one of my sisters
00:32I was really praying for you to win this
00:34Because you've helped so many girls here to slay another day
00:37Your kindness was returned to you a 10,000 US dollar
00:43How's that for congeniality prize?
00:46It's not going to be congeniality because I'm going to win the crown
00:52It's a new day in the workroom
00:54And I survived the first lip sync
00:56So let's go
01:00Congratulations Pythia for this award
01:04And the next time maybe you can help me
01:07I mean you created something gorgeous from absolute scratch
01:10Which is more than some other girls
01:11Oh my god
01:14Stop talking about Tessa
01:17Well, am I wrong?
01:19Pythia
01:20That was so last week
01:21Let sleeping dogs lie
01:23Rough, rough
01:23Oh, I'm doing something on top of a corset
01:26It looked lovely
01:27And stood right next to the gals who said
01:29This is what they do for a living
01:32Some girls got the eye
01:33And not the teeth
01:35I think some girls thought this was just like a make a dress challenge
01:38But I think they forgot they had to wear it
01:39And sell it
01:40And I sold the hell out of mine
01:42I can't wait to the dance though
01:44Oh yes
01:45Because I'm going to really give some of y'all some critiques
01:49Right
01:49I think the one thing that I'm really excited for
01:52Before we know how now
01:53Oh my gosh
01:54We have excitement
01:57All stars
01:58I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
02:02But ain't nobody got time for that
02:04So, I bestow upon each of you
02:07The power of auto-tune
02:10Because sisters are doing it for whom?
02:14Themselves
02:18We are going to have to sing and probably dance
02:23Puta que padre
02:24Vai tomar no meio do olho do co-carai
02:29Hello, hello, hello
02:35Everybody say love
02:37Love
02:38I love it
02:40Now for this week's maxi challenge
02:41You'll form three girl groups
02:44Battling for the top of the international charts
02:48With a new drag race banger
02:50Say love
02:53Hashtag global all stars
02:56I love your challenge
02:58I'm perfect for a girl group
03:00First, to pick team captains
03:03I want you to write down what you think
03:06Is the population of your country
03:08Wow
03:09Population
03:10It is
03:11Only one matters
03:12The three queens who have come the closest without going over
03:16Will be our team captains
03:18All right
03:19Show us your country
03:20Okay
03:21Now I'm no mathematician
03:24But these all look incorrect
03:27The three queens that came the closest are
03:31Queen Kong
03:32With 18.4 million under
03:36The actual number
03:37Sorry, Australia
03:38Miranda
03:39Miranda
03:39You are 3.4 million under
03:43The number you wrote
03:45And the closest is
03:47Vanity Vein
03:49Who is just 512,000 under
03:53The actual number
03:54Wow
03:54I am the queen captain
03:56Because I can do math
03:58Oh, and Alyssa
03:59You're over by 99.7 billion
04:03I told you, girl
04:05I counted all the multiple personalities in the United States of America
04:08Okay
04:09We're being ran by them right now
04:12All right
04:13I need to phone a friend
04:16All right
04:17Now, it's time to pick teams
04:21Vanity Vein, who do you want in your girl group?
04:24I'm gonna choose Kitty
04:26Ooh
04:27Great taste, honey
04:28Great taste
04:28She's funny as fuck and I am not
04:31Miranda, your turn
04:32Let's go, Miss Alyssa
04:34I want to step out of my comfort zone
04:37So I want to do a great choreo
04:38I have maybe the best teacher
04:41Miss Alyssa
04:41Queen Kong, your turn
04:43Come on, Miss Soa
04:44Let's go, baby
04:45Hey, baby
04:45After seeing her struggle last week
04:47I feel like I need to go
04:48Get your shit together
04:50Vanity
04:50Gala
04:51Yay
04:52Come on, Miss Ifa
04:53Yeah
04:54Come on, baby
04:55Let's go
04:56Come on, baby
04:56Let's do it
04:57Please, don't let me be the last
05:00I think I proved that I can sing and dance
05:02I'm perfect for this challenge
05:04Come, my little pasta lady
05:07That means, Tessa T, you are on Miranda's team
05:12I didn't want to be on a team with Vanity
05:14I didn't want to be on a team with Queen Kong
05:16Girl, I got what I wanted
05:18I'm Gooch
05:19Now, each of you needs to write your own original solo verse
05:23In whichever language you choose
05:26About something or someone that you love
05:29Next, each group will come up with a name
05:32Style a hot look
05:33And create their own choreography
05:36Let's go
05:37Thank you
05:38Create something not sewing
05:40And that shit
05:42It's for me
05:43Now, there are three different mixes of the song Say Love
05:47The Latin X mix
05:50The Euro pop mix
05:54And the K-pop mix
05:58Now, tomorrow, you'll make your girl group debuts on the main stage
06:02And on the runway, category is Color My World
06:06We will be looking for at least two colorful reveals
06:09Ooh
06:10All stars, start your engines
06:12And may the best global glamazon win
06:15This is my time to shine
06:18Girl group, spice up your fucking life
06:23Kitty, pussy, spice
06:24Team Miranda
06:26This week's maxi challenge is the iconic girl group challenge
06:29Pavia, I know that you did really well in your challenges
06:32In your musical, you won
06:33You did good in the girl group challenge as well
06:34You're very creative
06:35I was in the top in my girl group challenge
06:38But it was pretty easy
06:39It was like a little country dance
06:40Dancing is not my strong point
06:42I'm a choreographer
06:43I'm a performer down
06:44This is my thing
06:45I won my girl group challenge
06:47Same, I win my team
06:48Yeah, I have my cabaret in France
06:50That is my thing
06:51To sing and to perform on stage
06:54I'm very happy with the team I ended up with
06:55They are both very, very strong performers
06:57So I hope I don't fall back
06:59Or weigh them down
07:00I missed the girl group by one challenge
07:03Okay
07:03I was voted out
07:04And
07:05Oh yeah
07:06I had to sit at home and watch
07:07The Reggie wrote you
07:08The Reggie wrote you
07:08The Reggie wrote you
07:08Oh my god
07:09Oh my god
07:10That was a good record
07:11That was iconic
07:12Did you all get to do the girl group on your season?
07:14No
07:15I did in the first episode
07:16I have to say it's not for me
07:17It was a group singing and dancing challenge
07:21It was not such a good moment for me
07:23I was almost in the bottom
07:25On my season
07:26We actually had a Eurovision
07:27But we call it the Dragovision
07:29Oh fine
07:30And it went very well for me
07:32Did you win?
07:33No
07:34So I was in the losing girl group in my season
07:36Oh my god
07:37But that was not your fault
07:38No definitely not
07:39I was like the best thing in that
07:40To win the girl group challenge
07:41Would be such a redemption moment for me
07:43To think that like
07:44I was in the losing group last time
07:46And I feel like I was robbed
07:47And I could win this
07:48Everyone dance here right?
07:50I dance
07:51Yeah
07:51I can move
07:52That's fine
07:53Every group needs a Michelle
07:54Yeah
07:55Visage
07:57I have a cool name idea
08:00M-E-A-T
08:03Fresh meat
08:06The vibes
08:07The vibes
08:08The vibes
08:09Divine but the vibe
08:10The vibe
08:11The vibe
08:11No
08:12The vibe
08:12The vibe
08:14The vibe
08:15The vibe is kind of cute
08:15The vibe
08:16I like it
08:17I think we found it
08:18Oh my god
08:18I've got it
08:18I've got it
08:19I've got it
08:19Like backdoor girls
08:21Like the backstreet boys
08:22But the ass
08:24But the ass
08:24Go with that
08:25Go with that
08:26You're a backdoor girl
08:27Ask your mother
08:34I'm gonna write about cheesy chips
08:36Because there's nothing I love more
08:37Hot and steamy on my lips
08:39I just bloody love cheesy chips
08:40Nice
08:41Bitch
08:43I'm a very big fan of anime
08:45So
08:45I'm very into this
08:47I'm gonna write about cock
08:49If we have fun
08:51People would see that we have fun
08:52They would have fun
08:53And we will just
08:53Well you know what's even more funner
08:54Uh huh
08:55Funner
08:55If we win this challenge
08:56Every time you're on stage
08:57In front of Lou
08:58It's an opportunity for you to shine
09:00I'll take safe
09:01Over the end of the bottom
09:02But I definitely didn't come here for that
09:03I feel like for me
09:05I want to take it like a really
09:06A personal approach
09:06And think what do I love about myself
09:08And how can that message
09:09Sort of empower people
09:10That are gonna listen to it
09:11Because it's gonna be like
09:11When people listen to it
09:12They go
09:12Oh my god I love that about me too
09:14I love my big ass
09:15So I love my size 15 feet
09:17Ha ha
09:18And he goes
09:19In out
09:20We're gonna spice it up
09:21Spice it a little bit
09:22We've seen pop
09:22We've seen like
09:24Whatever that is
09:26So we're gonna just
09:27Deliver something new baby
09:28That's what we do
09:29That's what I do
09:29Let's do this
09:30Bring it to the one way team
09:32Maranda
09:32In this moment
09:34When we have to come up
09:35With the choreo
09:35I delegate this to
09:37Alyssa
09:38Because I know she can do
09:39Amazing things
09:40But can we?
09:42One
09:42Two
09:42Three
09:43Four
09:44Again
09:44Now my girl group
09:45Wants to be challenged
09:47I'm gonna give them
09:48The choreography
09:48And the material
09:49Everybody
09:50One
09:50Two
09:51But it's up to each one of us
09:52To remember that we are a chain
09:53And if you got a weak link
09:55The chain is no longer strong
09:57Great
09:58One more time
09:58One
09:59Two
10:00Once again
10:01Tessa
10:01Keep those feet underneath you
10:02You got it mama
10:03Use those long gazelle legs honey
10:05But
10:05Girl
10:06No ma'am
10:07Like girl what the hell is she doing
10:08Tessa is gonna walk this way
10:10Alright
10:11Hold on Tessa
10:12Face forward baby
10:13Tessa step back and watch
10:14Just watch
10:15Yeah yeah yeah okay
10:15Tessa why is your legs so crooked
10:17Tessa arms down tight
10:18Tessa why is your arms so lanky
10:20Head down tight
10:21Tessa tighten that core
10:22I love this for me
10:23But it's also fucking hard
10:24Damn
10:27We're gonna work until we get it
10:28Alright
10:29Okay
10:29To be quite frank
10:31I hope that we are judged individually
10:33Rather than a group
10:34I can't end up near the bottom
10:35My very first girl group challenge
10:37I'm going all in and full out
10:40And that's a wrap DJ
10:41And I need the water
10:44Alright
10:45Next we're on the stage
10:47Are we ready to bring the vibe?
10:48Yep
10:48Let's start from the top
10:50So straight off the bat
10:52I'm taking control
10:53I'm unapologetically doing this
10:54Because I am really confident
10:56We have got minimal time
10:58And so I want to like
10:59Throw things at the girls
10:59Just see how far I can push them
11:02This is hard okay
11:04You know I'm a little nervous
11:05I hope I can keep up with Soa and Queen
11:07Hey
11:08Soa is picking up everything
11:09That I'm throwing at her
11:10We are cut from the same cloth
11:11So that's really easy to work with
11:13The first movement is the left one
11:15Okay I got you
11:16Right leg
11:17Right leg
11:18I think Soa and Queen
11:19Can see that I'm struggling a bit
11:21With the steps and the choreo
11:22So I think they've started simplifying it for me
11:24Arm, leg, step
11:26Cool
11:26All I can hope for is
11:27I don't disappoint them
11:30Let's go
11:31Let's do it
11:32Let's do it
11:33Right okay
11:34I'm so excited
11:35Oh baby
11:36Finally I'm in my element
11:38Choreo
11:39Don't worry
11:40Are you thinking about just something
11:42One and then one and then one and then one
11:44Like canon
11:45Yeah
11:45Canon yeah
11:46I'm gonna wait and see what the other girls do
11:48In regards to the choreography
11:49If it's like the blind leading the blind
11:51I'm gonna step in
11:52Where's the first one?
11:53I don't know
11:53In the middle and in front I think
11:55Yeah
11:57Oh thank you Nelly
11:58That was shit
11:59Let me have a go
12:00This close
12:00Perfect
12:01Yeah
12:01Bom and
12:02Da da da da da
12:03oportunidad
12:04Did you take that one?
12:04Arms straight
12:05Vanity
12:06begitu
12:07Try and keep up
12:18Oh
12:19I'm so fucking disappointed in myself. I just in my head like what the fuck am I doing whenever I
12:25do choreo that
12:26I've not created it feels like I have four left feats. I just hope vanity remembers it
12:30I'm gonna make sure she stays up all night practicing this choreography because she is not buggering this up for
12:35me
12:35And we need to make sure if the arms here in here, they're here in here not there and there,
12:39you know
12:39I have to get it in my muscles, you know marinated a little. Yeah, me too
12:49Today we're getting ready for our girl group challenge performances. So how are you girls feeling?
12:54I'm really excited. You know, Alyssa really trained us really good last night
12:58There are lots of movements lots of transitions, but you know, we love a good challenge. How about you?
13:03I'm not a dancer first of all, but I figured it out and I'm really excited now feel confident
13:09It's gonna be so fun singing is what I do. So yes, this is gonna be great
13:13Yeah, we got to play to our strengths and sexy
13:16I mean, I'm just gonna be pretty there. How about you?
13:20How about you Miranda? What are you gonna serve?
13:23Girl, I was very excited because I was hoping to work with Alyssa and you guys
13:28Yeah, but now I feel excited and proud like what we did in the rehearsals last night was amazing
13:36I'm in pain. Yes, I'm in pain, but
13:39I'm also in glory
13:41Yeah, to be able to dance. So for me, it's huge
13:45I have to battle with my body every single day, but this is the time
13:50I will pretend that it's not hurting. I will put my biggest smile and I'm ready. I'm ready
13:58How did you find working with the girls? You had a lot of non-dancers
14:02Miranda was really good about just letting me take the lead the artistic vision amazing, but I was really impressed
14:08with
14:09how open and
14:11Vulnerably honest they were with sharing themselves
14:14They could have easily just said no girl. This isn't it. You know, this is too hard. Yes, you know,
14:19Miranda's going through
14:21You know, it's hard for one side of her body. Yeah, I had no idea
14:24She was so in it. She dove right in didn't let that hold her back. Yeah
14:29I'm just I'm really proud
14:30So I mean, it's all gonna pull down to what it looks like on the stage in front of room
14:33and how we all deliver
14:35Yeah, you know because we don't know if we're going to be judged individually or as a as a team
14:39Exactly and this could tip it because if the whole group's good, you know what I mean? The chemistry is
14:42right
14:42The whole group probably win, you know
14:45There's a lot at stake girl. There's a lot
14:48Vanity was yesterday so in her head. She was actually there like everyone needs to calm down
14:53Everyone needs to calm down. It's like babe. We are calm. You're the one that's not calm
14:56I feel that kind of a weird energy because vanity is so stressed and she has so much pressure on
15:04her
15:04So maybe if the judges can see that she can be in risk too often
15:09I can't lose another girl group challenge. I'm like mortified
15:12I'm in a girl group and then i've done drag race twice and lost it both times like that's
15:17Embarrassing. I want to show also to the other girls that i'm good because I don't think everyone here think
15:24i'm good. Who doesn't?
15:26Someone. What? Say their names. No, I don't want to say their names. Come on yellow
15:31Oh no, this is so boring. Just say their names. Miranda. No, she's so kind. Alisa. Maybe
15:38But I don't know. No, I don't know queen
15:41Maybe so that's a yes grow a pair of balls tuck up your ass and let's do drag
15:49Global all-stars Michelle
15:51Now any truth to the rumor that your girl group seduction is reuniting actually i'm reuniting with myself and i'm
15:59calling the group reduction
16:02He puts the d in love it's jamal sims
16:07I'm not sure what that means, but i'll take it and the hilarious ross matthews
16:12Welcome home darling. Thank you. Now ross. What's your love language pig latin?
16:20Oink oink
16:21This week we challenged our queens to form three hot girl groups as they spread love around the globe
16:28And tonight on the runway category is color my world all-stars start your engines and may the best global
16:36glamazon win
16:40A scandalo it's the latin x mix of say love by divine
16:47Everybody say
16:49Everybody say
16:54Mon Yévi, achayez-moi
16:56Seuls mes amis m'ont tendu la main
16:59Ces familles t'as la moins choisie
17:01C'est tout temps seul, écoute cette mélodie
17:03Everybody say
17:05If I ever feel bad I'm alone
17:08You'll focus agape, c'ti faut ya
17:10Remember that my queerness makes me strong
17:12Et on y'a tafie pas, y'a tafie cardia
17:14Wanna tell it, tell it, tell it, oh
17:17Baby, it's my turn to remind you
17:19Everybody say
17:21La la la la, la la la la la
17:24I celebrate me
17:25La la la la, la la la la la la
17:28Baby, don't be shy
17:29If you tell her the truth you can't be deep and say
17:32Everybody say
17:34La la la la, la la la la la la
17:37We gon' say
17:38Love
17:39Pull up to the mirror and I talk to me so
17:41You're the only one qualified for this road
17:43Me body, me heart and me boom boom tight
17:45Bitch I love every bit of it, I tell her every time, come on
17:48Tell it, tell it, tell it, oh
17:50Baby, it's my turn to remind you
17:52Everybody say
17:54La la la la la, la la la la la la
17:57Hot to describe me
17:58La la la la la la la
18:01Baby, I'll be shy
18:03Baby, don't be shy
18:03If you tell her don't you can't be deep and say
18:06Everybody say
18:07La la la la la la la
18:18I like Queen's Groove.
18:19I like the style and the essence.
18:22But Destiny must have lost her children.
18:24I don't know what was going on over there with Miss Canada.
18:36This is the global premiere of Say Love,
18:39the K-pop mix by Fresh M-E-A-T.
18:43That's great.
19:09Body hard, mind left, try to make a little sense.
19:12Going fresh into the globe, accepting all the odds.
19:15Bring lots of love in the mirror.
19:16Ooh, ooh, ooh, tell you what, what, what, turn it up, what, what, hey.
19:22Everybody said love.
19:24Everybody, everybody said love.
19:27Everybody, it's your turn.
19:28And don't you pick it.
19:30Say your eyes, but I've been saying.
19:37Lieber.
19:37It's a tessa, it's a tessa, it's a tessa, it's a tessa.
19:40Step up, show up for yourself, even if you embarrass ya.
19:43You could be up, you could be down, and gotta have it figured out.
19:45Love your life without the shot.
19:47Imperfections can bring me down.
19:52love hold up wait let me add my tooth do what you love and love what you do
19:58drag is fun so don't drag your dream lead with love and slay the scene
20:05there's a lot going on here boom boom boom isolations choreography i mean it's it's
20:10great it would be great if everyone did it
20:12everybody it's your turn don't you forget let's say yes but i've been saying yes
20:20hello hello hello hello hello everybody
20:24oh she's been loving herself now everybody say love with us
20:32she's been loving herself
20:40watch out world it's say love the euro pop mix by the backdoor gal
20:51everybody say
20:54and the sky i'm back to chase on your body they lean like day
20:58they lean like day that turns the head of every day
21:02my heart don't get too hard and once you got that click
21:06i'm gonna move the
21:11everybody say
21:15amore love the anime and cartoons bitch i live for sailor moon they make me feel sweet and cute but
21:20give me shock like pikachu
21:22coming nerd but after all i still fight come dragon ball
21:25everything is possible in the cards
21:27relax and those bitches
21:28pull it down i'm back to chase on your body
21:29it's a word with meaning we can't speak enough
21:35ah ah ah ah everybody say love
21:40usually day or night or however you like
21:43you can say it twice you'll sing it up a million times
21:47ah ah ah ah everybody say love
21:53me amor
21:55i love money and my freedom sexy men don't need a reason
21:58this is gala papacito yo te lo hago despacito
22:01make me scream no necesito vente llevo al infinito
22:05i can love you pajarito yo say galalala
22:08ah ah ah ah ah ah ah everybody say love
22:14i dream about you every night you and me yeah you know that's right
22:17hot and steamy on my lips i just bloody love cheesy chips
22:21squatters daddy so sucky on tap everyone knows this kitty's got class
22:24cause if it ain't cheesy i ain't going down easy
22:28it's a word with meaning we can speak enough
22:33i'm saying love now
22:34oh oh oh oh oh everybody say love
22:41i like it twice a million times
22:52i thought it's gonna be like cheesy and like blah blah blah blah but no it was amazing
22:59cause you're a star baby
23:02category is color my world from mexico galavaro
23:07i'm serving frida kala fantasy her cover of bow
23:11i ain't free to know ghosts
23:13her painting the two fridas
23:16frida kala in the streets and a slut in the sheets
23:20and i finish with the broken back with that bloody heart
23:24oh i get it it's performance art
23:27at least she's an organ donor
23:31from the philippines eva la queen
23:33ooh this look is maleficent
23:35i am serving you evil queen and villains
23:39i'm too horny
23:40the inspiration for this look is to pay homage to my evil queen roots
23:45never seen an eggplant ripen
23:46do not accept an apple from this woman
23:49you said apple right
23:50yes
23:50and i'm giving you cruella in a beautiful red sequin gown
23:54she got 101 problems but a bitch ain't one
23:59now that's a cruella reveal
24:01uh-huh
24:03from brazil
24:04miranda
24:05oh she's a soccer mom
24:06i'm in blue pretending i'm this small boy playing with balls
24:10i reveal my pretty little pink dress
24:13papa don't preach she's keeping the baby
24:17well hello dolly
24:20and then i become the non-binary flag
24:22the message for this runway
24:24this is that we have to develop our thinking about gender a little bit more
24:31from germany
24:32tessa t
24:33today i'm giving you a little bit of gesture
24:36you know these sad little clowns that are kind of slutty kind of sexy
24:40you should really adjust your medications
24:43i heard tessa's the big top of the circus
24:45and then i'm giving you full-on slut
24:47oh look it's hozo the clown
24:50orange you glad i'm fucking nuts
24:55from the united states of america alissa edwards
24:58oh i'm not just coloring my world but i'm coloring the entire globe
25:02don't look directly at it
25:04oh she's got the sun in the morning and the moon at night
25:07the sun the moon and the stars
25:11if she reveals anymore she's gonna show us uranus
25:13twinkle twinkle bitch
25:16you're a star baby
25:18from france
25:19so it amuse
25:20the first look it's a ghost of opera
25:23she's got a splitting headache
25:25the second is the valkyrie the opera singer
25:29she ain't no valhalla batgirl
25:32she ain't no valhalla batgirl
25:33but i take everything and i'm in pink is to tribute to my best friend nina
25:36with this crazy rainbow hair i feel so beautiful
25:40from canada pathea it looks like it costs an arm and a leg
25:44my look it's a monster that lives under my bed
25:48my second look it's the evil eye symbol in greece
25:52the mati
25:52does anybody have eyes on pathea
25:56crochet away
25:58the last one is a combination of everything that makes me me
26:02it's very club kid
26:03very quirky very weird very fun
26:07stitch stitch bitch
26:11from sweden
26:12vanity van
26:13well it's obvious that vanity takes pride in her coat
26:17i'm just serving your pride flag after pride flag after pride flag
26:22my runway is for everyone who walked before me
26:26oh
26:26and everyone is gonna walk after me
26:29coco chanel said you should take one thing off but this is ridiculous
26:32the last look is very vanity with the latex bodysuit
26:36now off comes the leg
26:38this is one of my proudest runways
26:42from down under queen kong
26:44i didn't know she was a furry
26:46i am serving a kind of hot pink yeti meets club kid times the prince who was a frog
26:53oh hi jughead
26:55equals hybrid gorilla queen kong
26:58my final reveal is a nice puss bodysuit
27:02and i'm about to color my world silver
27:04oh say it don't spray it
27:06yes queen graffitititi
27:07you know what her favorite kind of condom is
27:09what ribbit for her pleasure
27:12from italy
27:13nalania
27:14i wear this beautiful cape
27:16it's like coral reef
27:18and now i've become a pink jolly fish
27:22i wasn't ready for that jolly
27:24oh look it's hori dory
27:26oh
27:27you know what she's looking for
27:29what
27:29the great barrier queef
27:32oh
27:32well if she's looking for nemo she found it
27:36yes
27:39from the united kingdom kitty scott claws
27:42my story for this runway is i'm going for a night out with the girls and i'm deciding on an
27:46outfit
27:46oh it's musty springfield
27:48boom into the yellow
27:50oh what do you think of this one girls yay or nay
27:53kitty scott choices
27:54yes
27:56boom into the blue
27:58look at these sleeves aren't i fun
28:00i'm not feeling this one either
28:01pull it off
28:02this is the one for me
28:04kitty scott class
28:05yes
28:07and the last reveal of them all
28:10i'm a bloke
28:13welcome global all stars
28:16this week you performed in groups
28:18but tonight you'll be judged individually
28:21now when i call your name
28:23please step forward
28:25eva la queen
28:26tessa testicle
28:28elissa edwards
28:30soa de muse
28:33galavaro
28:35you are all
28:37safe
28:39you may leave the stage
28:43ladykins
28:44you represent the tops and bottoms of the week
28:47now it's time for the judges critiques
28:50up first
28:51from brazil
28:52miranda la wanda
28:54page brooks
28:56tonight on the runway
28:57we did not understand the story
28:59i wasn't sure where the baby came in
29:02it was a doll
29:03oh it was a doll
29:04yeah
29:04it wasn't real
29:05wait a minute
29:05that was not a real baby
29:06no can you imagine
29:07tonight in the performance
29:09you were just popping off
29:11like the other girls were
29:12it felt like mc jagger in some sort of way
29:15you know
29:15you had a groove
29:16it wasn't always on beat
29:17the issue was
29:19the issue was
29:19you were in a group
29:19with some real powerhouses
29:21i don't know that you
29:22stacked up
29:23as well as your sisters did
29:26up next
29:27pathea
29:27pathea
29:28you're not a dancer
29:30never show
29:31that you're doing it wrong
29:32we can see you're doing it wrong
29:33but if you just have fun with it
29:35it gives you a lift
29:36i loved your runway
29:38because they were so outlandish
29:40and so ridiculous
29:41but you kept it chic
29:43we could have very easily
29:44become a big mess
29:45it was perfection
29:47up next
29:48representing down under
29:50queen kong
29:51tonight's performance
29:52was a certain
29:54but because you were smart
29:56you were like
29:56let's bring some comedy to it
29:58the field was able to shine
30:00because you could have easily been like
30:01no y'all gotta hit these steps
30:03i watched the other girls
30:04but my eyes kept going to you
30:07you and the music
30:08were fused together
30:08you were one
30:09it was
30:11divine
30:12let's talk runway
30:13do we have to
30:14yes we do
30:15that pink fur number
30:16beautiful
30:17i didn't give a shit
30:18what was underneath it
30:19the second look
30:20it was a piece of fabric
30:21with a really pretty bow
30:22i love this look
30:24it gives me all of the
30:25thing that you stand for
30:26it's strong
30:27it's black
30:28it's tough
30:28i just love you
30:29up next
30:30from sweden
30:31vanity vein
30:33in your performance
30:33you felt really
30:34nervous for me
30:35i saw you shaking
30:36and i was like
30:37no vanity
30:37what were you nervous about
30:38i'm not a dancer
30:40at all
30:40so in your shows
30:42do you not dance
30:43i sing mostly live
30:44okay
30:45vanity i thought your lyrics
30:46were beautiful
30:50because they reminded us
30:51that in any language
30:52sucking dick is universal
30:54yes
30:55that was
30:56the biggest laugh
30:57of the night
30:58oh
30:58now were there nerves
31:00yes
31:00were some of the other girls
31:02more on the beat
31:03yes
31:04let's talk about
31:05the smorgasbord runway
31:06you served us tonight
31:08that was an 18 course meal
31:10honey
31:11i almost wish you could have
31:12eliminated one or two
31:13so there would have been
31:14more of an ease with it
31:15you had so many reveals
31:17that i think they almost
31:18got out of hand for you
31:20i just thought it was a little clunky
31:21how many reveals did you do
31:22we can see how many
31:24exactly on which pride flags
31:25yes it was
31:26we see
31:26you'll have something
31:28the prime rainbow
31:30bisexual
31:31transsexual
31:32transsexual
31:33non-binary
31:34intersexual
31:35yeah
31:35wow
31:36up next from rome
31:38italy
31:39nelenia
31:40ciao
31:40ciao
31:41you were so charming
31:42and so likable
31:45you were a delight
31:46to watch
31:46in the girl group
31:47your character
31:48was cutesy
31:49but there was a strength
31:50in her
31:50and you can dance
31:51i love watching you perform
31:53i felt so comfortable
31:54when you came out
31:55to do your verse
31:56and your dancing
31:57is on point
31:58you do it beautifully
31:59let's talk about the runway
32:00because i can tell you're fishing
32:01for a compliment right now
32:05the story of your looks
32:06was so clear
32:07and i feel like
32:08all of your drag
32:09is elevated
32:10i love this little
32:11orange fishy moment
32:12and i love these white
32:13boots and gloves as well
32:14you have it all
32:15you're not afraid
32:15to show who you are
32:16and you're inventive
32:17i'm very excited
32:18to see what's next from you
32:19love the little bubbles
32:20in your hair
32:21another strong night
32:22for you nalania
32:23take a kiss on one
32:24brava
32:25up next
32:26from the uk
32:27it's kitty scott claus
32:29you are fearless
32:31just a joy to watch
32:33kitty in a way
32:33i feel bad for you
32:35because you're meant
32:35to be in show business
32:36for the rest
32:37of your fucking life
32:39but your lyrics
32:40were funny
32:41your stage presence
32:42was off the charts
32:43it just was a no-brainer
32:44the runway
32:45was almost too much
32:48you tend to like
32:49the same shape
32:50so i love that
32:52you were trying
32:52different things
32:53tonight
32:53and i just love
32:54watching you do
32:55what you do
32:56you've got the talent
32:57you've got the voice
32:57you've got it all
32:58kiddo
32:59good night for you
33:00oh
33:00i thought you were saying
33:01good night
33:01like
33:01good night to you
33:05the lady
33:09thank you all stars
33:10i think we've heard enough
33:11while you untuck
33:13in the workroom
33:14the judges and i
33:15will deliberate
33:16you may leave
33:17leave the stage
33:18we are safe
33:20we are safe for once
33:21well this is my first
33:22time being safe
33:23i don't think i'm
33:24jumping for joy
33:25i did the best that i
33:26could do
33:27i think that for your
33:28group the expectations
33:29were really high
33:30just because of you
33:32you were great
33:33but miranda was kind
33:35of stressed
33:36her face was screaming
33:38i'm scared
33:39are you glad to be
33:41not judged in a group
33:43and more individuals
33:44i don't want my
33:46work in this competition
33:47to be judged with
33:49someone else
33:50i did really challenge
33:51you all with hard
33:52choreography
33:52and i knew in the
33:53opening
33:54do do do do
33:55miranda missed the
33:56first thing i said
33:57well there's the
33:57opening
33:58so baby look
33:59alissa we're now on
34:00the titanic
34:01so girl you better
34:02start swimming or
34:02rowing or something
34:03give every bitch for
34:04themselves
34:04you better start
34:05swimming or rowing
34:06find a life rap
34:06find the violin players
34:08because bitch
34:08this boat is going
34:10down
34:11what about you gala
34:12i think that we
34:13were the best
34:14of the three groups
34:15sorry
34:16i i i i could see
34:18that i could see
34:18that maybe kitty
34:19is gonna be
34:20on the top
34:20i think kitty
34:21she nailed
34:22this challenge
34:23she was
34:23who do you think
34:24is in the bottom
34:25though miranda
34:26miranda definitely
34:27miranda and pithia
34:28i really hope
34:29no i don't know
34:30i think i think
34:31i think nelly
34:31for me
34:32i could see
34:33pithia or nelly
34:34in the bottom
34:35with miranda
34:36miranda is the
34:37for sure
34:42i can't wait
34:43to talk to all
34:44the other girls
34:45because i'm
34:46feeling so good
34:47i have maybe
34:48one of the best
34:50critiques of the night
34:51i think i could
34:51maybe win this
34:52challenge
34:53okay ladies
34:54what happened
34:55out there
34:55tell us
34:56what do you think
34:57i said i think
34:58my top two
34:59is kitty and kong
35:00okay
35:00maybe nelly
35:02thank you
35:03the top
35:04top yeah
35:04of course
35:05oh she was
35:05mentioned
35:05for someone's
35:06bottom
35:07oh yeah
35:10i watch
35:11all of this
35:12face
35:13watch me
35:13like it's
35:14impossible
35:15why
35:15it's impossible
35:16that i'm in
35:17the top
35:17i prove it
35:18that i can dance
35:19that i can sing
35:20my look
35:20you don't like
35:21it okay
35:22my performance
35:22you don't like
35:23it okay
35:23but you need
35:24to say it
35:25every fucking
35:25time
35:26pithia what
35:27about you
35:28um
35:28i'm also
35:29in the bottom
35:30what
35:31yeah i mean
35:32it's understandable
35:33but i just feel
35:34like i just feel
35:36bad because i feel
35:37like i've disappointed
35:38you
35:38oh my god
35:41and you know
35:42i took a risk
35:43and it flopped
35:44and that's fine
35:44i just don't want
35:45you to feel
35:45disappointed
35:46because it was
35:47also your performance
35:48and i feel like
35:49i dragged you
35:50both down
35:50based on what i saw
35:51from some of the
35:52other groups
35:52i was surprised
35:53that you were
35:54in the bottom
35:54to be completely
35:55honest and some
35:55of these pictures
35:55were saved
35:56to be honest
35:57me too
35:59pithia did her best
36:00and the thing is
36:01it's like i had fun
36:02with her on stage
36:02so you know
36:03i don't know
36:03what it looked like
36:04from the outside
36:04but i can tell
36:05that she was
36:05giving it everything
36:06you shouldn't be
36:07disappointed
36:08because everyone
36:08has strengths
36:09and weaknesses
36:09and the cool thing
36:11about this competition
36:11is we learn that
36:12give yourself a little
36:13grace
36:13yeah
36:14give yourself
36:15grace
36:16i just feel like
36:17crap
36:17going from the top
36:18to the bottom
36:19it's not a good
36:20feeling
36:22what about miranda
36:23what did they say
36:23about our groups
36:24what i can say
36:24is that i'm really
36:25proud of me
36:27yesterday i was like
36:28at least i don't
36:29think i can do this
36:30and we did
36:32the rehearsals
36:32and i was like
36:33oh my god
36:34i can die
36:35in the next two days
36:37but tonight
36:38i'm feeling great
36:39i'm feeling
36:41it's really strange
36:42to feel so good
36:44about myself
36:45and yet
36:46so vulnerable
36:47about the judges
36:48critiques
36:49vanity
36:50what's on your mind
36:51baby are you okay
36:51no i'm so fucking
36:53disappointed
36:53why
36:54because it's such a failure
36:55that's why i'm just
36:58going to say today
36:58thank you
36:59nelly what kind of
37:01critique did you get
37:01only good ones
37:03they love my runway
37:05they love my dance
37:07they love my presence
37:08on stage
37:09so they don't
37:10underestimate me
37:11like some one of you
37:13do
37:16but it's fine
37:17if you don't like me
37:19you can respect me
37:20as an artist
37:22because
37:23i don't feel like
37:24everyone respects me
37:26very well
37:26who don't like you
37:27what is happening
37:28right now
37:30i'm kind of living
37:31because i'm not part
37:32of this
37:33i show it out
37:34i'm proud of myself
37:35and then when i talk
37:37with you
37:38it's like
37:39okay nalania
37:39it's one of the
37:40maybe the next
37:42to go home
37:43where are you getting
37:43it's a feeling
37:44nobody loves me
37:46you're looking for love
37:47in this competition
37:49huh
37:49you cannot take us
37:51for granted
37:51that we don't like you
37:52because no one has ever
37:53said anything about that
37:54say the names girl
37:55for sure nalania
37:56everyone
37:57no
37:57a lot of you
37:59okay
38:02i don't want to say the name
38:04not because i'm afraid
38:05maybe it's because i'm
38:06i'm very quiet
38:08and very shy
38:09i need to change
38:09sorry
38:10for example today
38:11i think i was very good
38:12and i'm here
38:13and when they say
38:14maybe nelly is on the top
38:16everyone was
38:17what
38:18everyone
38:19i saw everyone
38:20of your face
38:21everyone
38:22oh no
38:22girl
38:23i mean
38:25because if you are in the top
38:26change your subject girl
38:27my critiques have been amazing
38:29i want to tell the girls
38:30and all that's happening
38:30is miss italy's
38:31fucking chiming off
38:32shut up
38:33i said to you
38:34in two days in a row now
38:35like how good you are
38:37yeah i don't talking about you
38:38but you have said everyone
38:39no i don't say everyone
38:41yes you did
38:42a lot of times
38:44i do not care about
38:46that kind of people
38:47i'm sorry
38:47the fuck is wrong
38:49i can't see here
38:49if you're just going
38:50people are doing this
38:51and i don't like it
38:52and but it's everyone
38:52but i'm not gonna say names
38:53it makes me just go
38:54well listen
38:55no no no i'm not done
38:56i'm not done
38:57maybe i'm not done
38:57i don't fucking
38:58deserve
38:58i don't fucking deserve
38:59you're in the top this week
39:00that girl over there
39:01is probably gonna be in the bottom
39:02and we're just like
39:02sat here talking about
39:03your feelings
39:04rather than going
39:04how can we help that sister
39:06you know i thought
39:06she was a miss congeniality
39:08to be honest
39:08she's a bit of a cunt
39:13welcome back queens
39:14i've made some decisions
39:17queen kong
39:18tonight you rode the rhythm
39:20and you rode it hard
39:23nelenia
39:23tonight you found nemo
39:25and your mojo
39:27kitty scott claus
39:29three words
39:30easy breezy
39:32cheesy
39:33four
39:35contractulations
39:36you are the winner
39:37of this week's challenge
39:38oh
39:40royal britannia
39:43you've won a cash tip
39:44of ten thousand dollars
39:47oh
39:47i'm the winner of girl green rings
39:50yay
39:50queen
39:51and nelenia
39:53you are safe
39:53you may join the other girls
39:57thank you so much
39:59and that's what you call
40:03redemption
40:04miranda
40:05in the challenge
40:06you moved like jagger
40:09but
40:09you didn't rock
40:11the runway
40:12pathea
40:14your performance
40:15was far from seamless
40:17but
40:18your runway looks
40:20were stitch perfect
40:21vanity vein
40:24tonight
40:24your lyrics
40:26had us gagging
40:27but
40:28but the judges
40:29weren't swallowing
40:30your runway
40:33pathea
40:37you are safe
40:39you may join the other girls
40:41thank you
40:42good luck
40:42thank god
40:43that my looks
40:44saved me
40:45from the bottom
40:46i don't want to be in this place
40:47ever again
40:48miranda
40:49vanity
40:51i'm sorry my dears
40:52but you are up for elimination
40:55i've already won
40:56one lip sync
40:57so i'm planning to do this
40:58once again
40:59and send
40:59the bitch home
41:00two global all-stars
41:02stand before me
41:03this is your last chance
41:05to impress me
41:06and save yourself
41:08from elimination
41:10my body is asking for a rest
41:13but i want to win this lip sync
41:15the time has come
41:17for you
41:18to lip sync
41:19for
41:19your
41:20life
41:26good luck
41:27and don't
41:28fuck
41:29it
41:30up
41:47when you're feeling
41:48sad and low
41:50we will take you
41:52where you gotta go
41:53smiling
41:55dancing
41:55everything is free
41:57all you need
41:59is
41:59positivity
42:00go to the world
42:02and you're going
42:03and you're going
42:04people like the world
42:07I don't know what's happening
42:12I'm a mistake
42:13I don't know
42:23Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
42:26La la la la la, la la la la la la
42:33La la la la la la la la
42:35La la la la la la la la
42:37La la la la la la la
42:38Yellow manon, Timbuk 2
42:40Color four of me and you
42:44Kung fu fighting, dancing free
42:47Tribal spaceman and all that's in between
43:01You're not as crazy as fuck.
43:03I love this clowny thing.
43:05It's on Miranda.
43:33It's on Miranda.
43:36It's on Miranda.
44:06Thank you so much.
44:07You may join the other girls.
44:09Love you, Miranda.
44:10Well done, well done.
44:11Miranda, you are and will always be an international icon.
44:18Now, sashay away.
44:22This is the great experience of my life.
44:24Thank you so much for everything.
44:29Latin America!
44:30Yeah!
44:33I will bring flowers in your funeral.
44:36Oh.
44:38What the fuck?
44:43Conjagulations, all-stars.
44:45And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
44:49Can I get an amen up in here?
44:51Amen!
44:51All right, now let the music play.
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