00:02Monica you are not still going over that thing this woman's living my life what she's living
00:09my life and she's doing it better than me look at this look she buys tickets to plays that I
00:16want to see she she buys clothes at stores that I'm intimidated by the salespeople she spent
00:21three hundred dollars on art supplies you're not an artist yeah well I might be if I had the
00:26supplies I mean I could do all this stuff only I don't come on you do cool things oh really
00:35okay
00:36let's compare shall we oh it's so late for shall we do I go horseback riding in the park do
00:43I take
00:44classes at the new school no so unfair she's got everything I want and she doesn't have my mother
01:00how about Joey Pipponi oh still too ethnic my agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral
01:06Joey Switzerland plus you know I think it should be Joe you know Joey makes me sound like I'm oh
01:17this
01:17big which I'm not Joe Joe Joe Stalin Stalin Stalin do I know that name that sounds familiar well it
01:32does not ring a bell with me Joe Stalin you know that's pretty good you might want to try Joseph
01:50Joseph Stalin I think you'd remember that oh yes Bye Bye Birdie starring Joseph Stalin
01:59Joseph Stalin is the fiddler on the roof
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