00:01I want to buy five shares of SGJ and I want to buy them now.
00:04Come on, the time is money, my friend.
00:06Thank you. Woo!
00:09The time is money, my friend.
00:11Yeah, you miss. It takes money to make money.
00:13And don't make me come down there and kick your Wall Street butt.
00:18Hey, I made $17 before breakfast. What have you done?
00:21Well, I had breakfast here, so technically I saved $3.50.
00:26How did you make $17?
00:27Woo, my financially challenged friends.
00:30I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY.
00:34How come those?
00:36Well, CHP, because I used to have a crush on Eric Estrada.
00:41And ZXY, because I think it sounds sexy.
00:45What happened to MEG?
00:47MEG was good for me, but I dumped her.
00:49You know, my motto is, get out before they go down.
00:53That is so not my motto.
01:28Hey.
01:29I don't want to meet my father over the phone.
01:32What am I going to say?
01:33Like, hi, I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned.
01:35Oh, by the way, I broke your dog.
01:38Hey, Phoebs, if you want, I'll do it.
01:41Okay.
01:43Listen, just don't say anything about me, okay?
01:47Don't!
01:50Be too long with the phone.
01:52She'll be a much better friend once the market closes.
01:58It's a woman.
01:59Okay, so talk to her.
02:03Uh, hello, Mr. Buffet.
02:06Hey, I know where your dog is.
02:09I want you to know he'll be returned to you almost as good as new with anyone.
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