00:00Okay.
00:01It's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building.
00:05Go into the line, Mr. Heckle!
00:11Okay, Phoebe.
00:13I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help.
00:17Here we go.
00:19That's fine. Go ahead and scoff.
00:21You know, there are a lot of things out there that I don't believe in,
00:24but that doesn't mean they're not true.
00:26Such as?
00:27Like crop circles, or the Bermuda Triangle, or evolution.
00:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:35You don't believe in evolution?
00:38No, not really.
00:41You don't believe in evolution?
00:43I don't know. It's just, you know, monkeys, Darwin.
00:47You know, it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy.
00:53Too easy?
00:55Too...
00:55The process of every living thing on this planet evolving over millions of years from single-celled organisms is too
01:03easy?
01:04Yeah, I just don't buy it.
01:07Oh, excuse me.
01:08Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe.
01:11Evolution is scientific fact.
01:13Like, like, like the air we breathe.
01:15Like gravity.
01:16Oh, okay. Don't get me started on gravity.
01:23You, uh, you don't believe in gravity?
01:27Well, it's not so much that, you know, like, I don't believe in it.
01:30You know, it's just...
01:30I don't know.
01:31Lately, I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
01:39Uh-oh. It's Isaac Newton, and he's pissed.
01:44Oh, there she is.
01:45And over there, that's the other one.
01:47This is Mr. Buddy Boyle, Heckle's attorney.
01:50He'd like to talk to you.
01:51What can we do for you?
01:53All right, kids.
01:54Here's the deal.
01:54According to my client's will, he wants to leave all his earthly possessions to the, uh, noisy girls in the
02:03apartment above mine.
02:06Well, what about his family?
02:08He didn't have any.
02:09Whoa.
02:11Okay, so let's talk money.
02:14All right.
02:15There was none.
02:16Now, let's talk.
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