00:00...dance with Twyla Tharp?
00:03Five years with the American Ballet Theater?
00:07Hey, everybody lies on their resume, okay?
00:11I wasn't one of the Zoom kids, either.
00:14Can you, like, dance at all?
00:16Yeah, I can dance, you know.
00:27Oh, no, no, no, no!
00:31What is that?
00:32Sure, it looks stupid now. There's no music playing.
00:36I have to get that, but no, no.
00:40Hello?
00:42Hi.
00:44Yeah, um, listen, I'm in need of a stripper,
00:46and I was told that you do that.
00:50Okay.
00:52Let me ask you this. What do you do for the extra hundred?
00:56So would I have to provide the grapes?
01:01Oh, how was last night with Julio, senorita?
01:04Oh, he was so amazing.
01:06He's so sexy and smart,
01:07which makes him even sexier.
01:09Like, I've got to tell you this.
01:10Last night, we were fooling around,
01:11and all of a sudden,
01:12he stops to write a poem.
01:14Um, get out.
01:15I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me.
01:20Okay, we have our stripper,
01:21a Miss Crystal Chandelier.
01:24Well, sure, you name a kid that,
01:26what do you expect him to grow up to be?
01:30Anyway, um, when he left,
01:32he forgot to take the poem with him.
01:33Now, I'm totally dense about poetry,
01:35but I think this is pretty good, all right?
01:37Check it out.
01:41The empty vase.
01:43Translucent beauty.
01:44To yourself.
01:49Hey, you know what?
01:50That's pretty good.
01:50Oh, good.
01:51I think so, too, thief.
01:52Oh, yeah.
01:53Oh, great.
01:53I'm so glad you guys like it.
01:55Yay.
01:55All right, I've got to go to work.
01:56I'm not done.
01:58All right, we'll just give it back
01:59when you're through.
02:00Okay, see you guys.
02:01Bye-bye.
02:02Bye.
02:03Oh, my God.
02:04Oh, my God.
02:05Poor Monica.
02:06What?
02:06What?
02:06What?
02:07What?
02:08He was with her when he wrote this poem.
02:10Look, my vessel's so lovely
02:12with nothing inside.
02:13Now that I've touched you,
02:14you seem emptier still.
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