00:00The Bureau of Henchperson Services proudly presents Gotham City Dog Orientation!
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00:10So you wanna be a henchperson? You're in the right place!
00:14Villainy is a time-honored tradition here in Gotham City and provides fun for the whole family.
00:20Remember henchpeople are NPCs, notorious professional criminals.
00:24Which means a wild, thrilling, and lucrative career awaits if you adhere to these key guidelines.
00:30First, dress for success!
00:33Sure, sunglasses at night may not be practical, but uniforms matter!
00:37Especially when your prime boss has their own unique sense of style.
00:41So suit up and show off that squad spirit!
00:43Remember, matching thugs are intimidating thugs!
00:47Next, buddy up with a brute!
00:49Crime is scary when you're solo, so become pals with a brute!
00:53They bring that extra special sauce known as the BOOM!
00:56You'll want them by your side when the heat tears up.
00:59Especially because...
01:01You've got to beware the bat!
01:02Yes, the bat vigilante is real, and he is anti-thug!
01:07He may look like one of us with his thin costume and broody disposition, but he's extremely dangerous!
01:13So keep the following tips in mind when you see that signal in the sky!
01:17First, stay alert!
01:19Batman is sneaky sneaky!
01:21He loves creeping up on unsuspecting thugs with a well-timed stealth takedown, so keep your head on a swivel!
01:28Next, accessorize!
01:29Punches and kicks won't cut it, so grab a nearby sword, a trusty baton, or even an oversized shield to
01:35keep the bat at bay!
01:36But fair warning, Batman's gadgets will be cooler than yours, just accept it!
01:41Which is why it's so important to...
01:43Roll with the punches!
01:45Without the proper form, you'll take blows like this!
01:48Or this!
01:50Or this!
01:51So when Batman hits you, be sure to fall backwards immediately!
01:55Then, act gazed and confused!
01:58If you're lucky, Batman will just move on to somewhere else!
02:01But the pain won't last forever, especially because...
02:04Being a Gotham City Wrenchperson comes with a wealth of perks!
02:08You'll not only share your boss's stolen loot and cash, but you'll also get free admission to the coolest club
02:14in town, the Iceberg Lounge!
02:16But wait, there's more!
02:17Don't forget our excellent health and dental plan!
02:20The facilities and staff may not be board certified, but their care is guaranteed to put a smile on your
02:25face!
02:26So work on the board, and we'll know you'll go far!
02:29Well, as far as Batman can throw you, that is!
02:31For more information on the Bureau of Henchperson Services, contact...
02:35Oh no, it's the bat!
02:36Where is he?
02:37How do you find a hideout?
02:38He has a shield!
02:39Whoa!
02:39I can't see in this bat!
02:41Whoa!
02:48I love you!
02:48I love you!
02:48I love you!
02:48You're welcome!
02:48I love you!
02:49My family has died!
02:49What I love you!
02:49You're welcome!
02:49I love you!
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