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Your Friends and Neighbors S01E08
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05:53¿Y entiendes que el crimen es contra usted?
05:55Sí, señor.
05:56¿Y entiendes a plea de no ser culpable?
05:57Sí, señor.
05:58Así es.
05:59Los abuelos, ve mi abuelo al lado de mi abuelo para confirmar el día de la prueba.
06:03El abuelo es set a $250,000.
06:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:53¿Por qué? ¿Por qué no te preguntó?
06:55¿Por qué?
06:55Porque no importa.
06:56¿Por qué?
06:58Ok, estoy diciendo que muchos de los que me han hecho, ¿por qué?
07:01Podría ser Sam, podría ser alguien que encontró que fue involucrante.
07:04¿Y me lo es perfecto?
07:06No, no, no, no, no, en realidad.
07:08¿Y cómo?
07:09Bueno, no, no, por abuelo de tu abuelo.
07:12Nosotros nos chistes de suceso.
07:14Attaciendo a los procedimientos, de la prueba, de la prueba, de la prueba, de la prueba, de la prueba, de
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07:19de la prueba.
07:21¿Y crees que puedes hacer todo eso?
07:22The gun in your car is going to be tricky.
07:24Can't.
07:25I don't lose.
07:27Go.
07:31Your bail has been sorted out.
07:33I'll have preliminary discovery by Thursday.
07:34In the meantime, for God's sake, try to stay out of trouble.
08:02You want to get the car that goes with these?
08:20Andy?
08:27Thanks, Dad.
08:51Well, here, I thought you might be hungry.
08:54I made you a turkey sandwich.
08:58I'm not sure what you eat these days, but that used to be your favorite.
09:12It's going to be okay.
09:14Dad, I'm not sure that it is.
09:21Well, let's get you home.
09:23You look like you could use a shower and a nap.
09:28Just draw me off at Mel's.
09:45You want me to wait?
09:47I'll be fine.
09:49Hey, where did you get the money for the bail?
09:51I'm in a hurry.
09:54Dad, you're going to get killed on the taxes.
09:57It is what it is.
10:00All right, well, I'll pay you back.
10:03Hey.
10:04I'd say you got bigger fish to fry.
10:34What are you doing here?
10:35It's Tuesday.
10:39Come on, Mel.
10:41I just want to talk to the kids.
10:44About what?
10:44I don't know.
10:45Maybe ask how school's going.
10:46Maybe to tell them that their father's not a murderer.
10:49Come on, Mel.
10:50You know me.
10:51You know I wouldn't do anything like this.
10:53I don't know anything.
10:56I don't know what you've been up to.
10:57I don't know your fucking...
10:58I don't know why a few days ago your kids and I watched you get beaten half to death.
11:04All I know is you've been arrested for murder.
11:09So until I know something different, I don't want you around them.
11:13You've put them through enough.
11:15Come on.
11:28This was once my house.
11:32This was once my entire world.
11:39It was amazing, really, the infinite amount of times the same damn thing could break your heart.
11:49Hello?
11:50Hello?
11:52Oh, uh, you're back early.
11:54Um, I thought that if I just pushed it into piles, it would look cleaner.
11:58But then I found some old records and...
12:02Yeah, it's a lot.
12:05How you feeling?
12:06Like I just spent the night in jail.
12:08How about you?
12:09You know, same old, same old.
12:12Well, let's get a bunch of garbage bags and start cleaning it up.
12:16Okay.
12:17Uh, we should probably start in the basement, because the cops really fucked it up.
12:39If the cops had found the money, it would have come up in the interrogation.
12:43I didn't have time to contemplate the irony of getting robbed.
12:47I just wanted my money back.
12:51Hey!
12:52Where is she?
12:53She's busy.
12:54Lou!
12:55Hey!
12:55Lou!
12:56She don't want to see you, man.
12:57Do I look like I give a shit?
12:59Are you fucking kidding me?
13:01Come on, huh?
13:02Come on!
13:03Come on!
13:04What are you going to do with that?
13:05Put it down, Coop.
13:08Come inside, we'll talk like people.
13:12Here.
13:13Here.
13:18I got five minutes.
13:20I got a meat stew on the stove.
13:22Did you rob me?
13:24Busky.
13:26I don't rob people.
13:29I sit here in my chair, and people like you bring me things.
13:33Well, my money is gone.
13:34You're in a cash business.
13:36It happens.
13:39Christian.
13:40Christian took his pound of flesh.
13:42You told him where to find me.
13:43Yes, I did.
13:45After I talked him out of killing you, which was what was going to happen.
13:49From what I can see, you got off light.
13:51He could have warned me.
13:52I did.
13:53I told you no art.
13:55But you only hear what you want to hear.
13:57There are rules to this game.
13:59You need to learn them.
14:01You disrespected Christian.
14:03He responded.
14:05Action, reaction.
14:06The slate is clean.
14:08He'll do business now.
14:09But from what I hear, you've got bigger problems.
14:12And just when you were starting to show some real promise.
14:18My stew's burning.
14:20Hey, I didn't kill anyone.
14:24That just makes it even more pathetic.
14:28Don't come back here.
14:59What do you think?
15:03Pero le estás dando unas pelas a Ecuador.
15:06Esto es lo que te debe Chivo.
15:16Che, qué bien.
15:19Así que se gana en ese vicio doméstico.
15:22Yo te puedo conseguir trabajo si quieres.
15:24Oh.
15:27Todo bien.
15:30Hasta la próxima.
15:31No.
15:32No va a haber próxima.
15:34Chivo ya no trabaja para ti.
15:37Le da una bolsa con dinero.
15:39¿Y crees que me puede hablar así?
15:41Por favor, Feli.
15:42Yo te cambié los pañales.
15:43Ey.
15:45Mucho cuidado con cómo me hablas.
15:49Así que yo hablo cuando tengo cuidado.
15:58Salúdame tu mamá.
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18:20N navega.
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22:06Oh, Nick, what are you doing here?
22:08Like, every time I get my bearings, one of them just blows up my life.
22:12I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them?
22:14Yeah, it's kind of terrifying when you realize you're the grown-up.
22:18But I'm not.
22:20That's my point. I still need them to be my goddamn parents.
22:24Sounds like they're too wrapped up in their own dramas to really do the job.
22:27Right, and fuck all of these people who just assume he's guilty.
22:30My dad may be a fuck-up, but he's not a murderer. I mean, Jesus.
22:38What?
22:38What?
22:40What?
22:41He didn't do it.
22:42It's perfectly natural for you to feel that way, but you can't actually know that, right?
22:47I know my father.
22:48I just think it's important for you to understand why some people might believe he did it.
22:53He was fucking the guy's wife.
22:55Okay, can we please not talk about who my dad is fucking?
22:56The cops would have arrested a rich, white guy like your dad unless there's some evidence to back it up.
23:01Plus, he does have a history of violence.
23:04He's not violent at all.
23:07He punched me in the dick.
23:11You're unbelievable.
23:13Come on.
23:14Hey, he's his brother.
23:16You have his back.
23:18I have yours.
23:20Trust me.
23:20I trust the college guy dating a high school girl.
23:23Get out of my way.
23:23Tori, just quit being a drama queen.
23:35Ah!
23:39Ah!
23:41Ah!
23:41Ah!
23:43Ah!
23:44Ah!
24:06Hey man, I'm sorry about your face.
24:08It's alright.
24:09It's entirely possible I deserved it.
24:17It's open!
24:23Nick, what are you doing here?
24:25I came to punch Coop in the face.
24:27Oh, you and me both.
24:29No, bullshit.
24:30It's your good arm in the sling.
24:32Like I'd waste my good arm on you.
24:37Gentlemen, things being what they are, I suggest we go out and get well and truly hammered.
24:43Thank you.
24:55Yeah.
24:55Oh, shit.
24:58Who is the one?
25:08Oh, shit.
25:11Oh, shit.
25:12Oh, shit.
25:12Yeah!
25:13Oh, shit.
25:13Ha sido increíble, ¿no?
25:15Ok.
25:18¿Has ocurrido en todos los que vamos?
25:20¿No te preguntan por qué siempre está en un buen mood?
25:23Eso es por qué.
25:24¿Y ustedes lo hablas?
25:26No en todo, pero yo estoy un poco corto en amigos estos días.
25:29¿Por qué no te paro de los coches?
25:35Tengo que decir, la buzera es mezclar bien con mi Vicodin.
25:40Ok, excuse me.
25:41All right, fellas.
25:43Uh-oh.
25:45These are from them.
25:46Thank you, ladies.
25:46All right, ladies.
25:47Thank you.
25:49Lift them high and drain them dry.
25:51All right, here we go.
25:54Oh, yeah.
25:55Decent.
25:56Hey, B, ¿y te contar Coop about the pool?
25:59No.
26:00Sorry, what's this?
26:01It's going to sound worse than it is.
26:03There's a Coop Conviction Pool.
26:04Wow.
26:04Actually, now that he says it out loud, it sounds pretty fucking bad.
26:07Okay, what's the action?
26:09I don't know.
26:10You're my friend.
26:11I stayed out of it.
26:12Barney.
26:13Well, I'm with Nick.
26:16Fine, but I took innocence.
26:17There it is.
26:18Oh, I parlayed it with reasonable doubt.
26:20Smart play.
26:20Jules has you down for murder one.
26:22Oh, ladies got balls.
26:24Coop.
26:25I don't believe it.
26:26Oh, my God.
26:28Look at the cat dragged in.
26:29Hey, Coop.
26:30So great to see you.
26:31How you doing?
26:32Holy shit.
26:33You're Nick Brandis.
26:34I am.
26:35Toby and Josh used to work for me.
26:36And the place has become a shit show without you, man.
26:38Oh, come on.
26:39That can't be true.
26:40No, I'm just fucking serious, man.
26:41I don't know what you heard, but Rome is burning.
26:43It's a Swiss.
26:44You're threatening to pull out.
26:44Is that right?
26:45Totally.
26:45Jack is losing his shit over it.
26:47Dude, this is awesome.
26:49I wore your number in college.
26:50Yeah, you play?
26:51Yeah, D3, man.
26:52I'm very, very white.
26:53But I bought two of your fucking toilets.
26:56Changed my life.
26:57Oh, wow.
26:57You're good.
26:58Yeah.
26:59You know it.
27:00We got a waiter over here.
27:01Find these motherfuckers some drinks.
27:03Keep it coming, fellas.
27:04Hey, hey, hey.
27:06I take it from your general demeanor.
27:08You boys are on cocaine.
27:14Yeah, that's the good stuff.
27:16I mean, I think I could get past the fact that she cheated on me,
27:19but it's almost as if she's angry at me that she cheated.
27:22You know what I mean?
27:24Oh.
27:25Hey, you get those murder charges cleared up, you man?
27:28I'm working on it.
27:29I've been here.
27:30You did six months for tax evasion.
27:31It was nine months.
27:32It was fucking worth it.
27:34It was in Otisville, which is basically like a fucking summer camp.
27:36Yeah, I worked on my tennis game and came out with some serious fucking contacts.
27:40Nothing but whales up there.
27:42I'm doing deals with three of them now.
27:43Fuck yeah, dude.
27:44You should go to Otisville, man.
27:46Yeah, or maybe I'll just get a fucking acquittal.
27:49This is the best I've felt in ages.
27:52Hey, buddy.
27:53Take it easy there.
27:54Oh, take it easy.
27:56No, no, no.
27:56There's no...
27:57There's not taking it easy.
28:00I'm back.
28:02Okay.
28:03Troy boy's back.
28:04Troy boy back.
28:05Troy boy back.
28:07Back again.
28:08Troy boy back.
28:09Ah!
28:11Shit, buddy.
28:12Buddy?
28:14Ow.
28:16Ow.
28:35¡Gracias!
28:57¡Gracias!
29:35¡Gracias!
29:54¡Gracias!
30:24¡Gracias!
30:24So, this whole murder thing.
30:28Yeah?
30:28I gotta say, I didn't see it coming.
30:32You, uh, think you're gonna beat it?
30:44Marnie, we are shit-faced on a golf course at midnight.
30:47So, why don't you ask me what you wanna ask me?
30:51Because I don't wanna ask you.
30:54And here's the scary thing.
30:59I don't know that I really care.
31:04So, if you did do it.
31:06Okay, I didn't do it.
31:06Okay.
31:08Okay, that's good.
31:09That's good.
31:10That's good.
31:13What let the record show I didn't ask?
31:23Are you scared?
31:26That's a stupid question. I'm sorry.
31:33How's the renovation going?
31:36I almost burned it down the other night.
31:39Are you in trouble on it? What?
31:42I honestly can't tell.
31:44We've got rooms in this house we've never even used.
31:47Now we're building more.
31:51Gray spends too much.
31:53I spend too much.
31:54It's like a bodily function at this point.
31:56We eat, we drink, we buy all this shit.
32:00And then we talk about the shit we bought.
32:02And then we talk about other shit we're gonna buy.
32:04And then we go by that.
32:10And sometimes I just walk around the house and I just look at the sheer volume of shit we have.
32:16And it fucking mystifies me.
32:19I mean, when did we become these people?
32:21You know?
32:21Like, when did...
32:22When did our lives...
32:25Get so empty?
32:28And we have to constantly stuff them full of all this shit.
32:38I don't know what happened to me.
32:40I don't think any of us do, buddy.
32:46Something's going on with you.
32:48You don't have to tell me why.
32:51But I just wanted you to know...
32:55That I know.
32:58I don't know what I know.
33:00I don't know what I know.
33:03But I know.
33:05Something happened to me, man.
33:07I don't even know if I can explain it.
33:09It's...
33:10I got fired and the ground just shifted.
33:14Everything I thought I knew that was solid, fucking permanent, just...
33:19I don't know.
33:23I don't know.
33:24I was wrong about all the rules.
33:27It turns out there are no rules.
33:35So, anyway, I've been breaking into people's houses and stealing stuff from them.
34:01Oh, fuck. My car.
34:04Where is it?
34:06It's impounded.
34:07And I have to go see Kat in the city today.
34:10Oh, that's cool.
34:10I'll send Wally back for you after you've dropped me off.
34:13You sure?
34:15Wally, you good working today?
34:16Yeah, you got it, Nick.
34:18Problem solved.
34:19God bless you.
34:20All right, fellas.
34:23Thank you.
34:24Last night was...
34:26Something.
34:27Yeah.
34:28Let's never do it again.
34:56When Hunter was four years old, he would come running into our bedroom in the middle of the night, terrified
35:00by whatever demons four-year-olds come up with in their dreams.
35:04I'd pull him into bed with me, and he'd fall asleep in my arms.
35:09That was all it took to make him feel safe.
35:12It gets harder when they get older to protect them from all the things that might scare them or hurt
35:16them in any way.
35:18But you never stop trying.
35:21And then one day you realize the thing that's hurting them is you.
35:25What the hell happened to you?
35:31It was a long night.
35:34You know, I...
35:36I came by to see you yesterday.
35:38Mom told me.
35:39Well, it was nice of her.
35:41It would have been nicer if she let you in.
35:43Look, she's just...
35:46She's just doing what she thinks is best.
35:48You know?
35:52But, hey, pal.
35:54I want to tell you I'm sorry.
35:56For all this nonsense.
35:58At first the divorce, and now this...
36:02Mess.
36:04I never wanted any of this to happen, but I know that doesn't make it any easier on you, so
36:08I just wanted to say...
36:10I'm sorry.
36:11Dad.
36:13Are you going to jail?
36:16Okay, Hunter.
36:19This is important.
36:20Whatever else happens, I need you to hear this, okay?
36:23I did not kill Paul.
36:26I had nothing to do with that.
36:28I know you didn't.
36:30That's why I came here to tell you that.
36:34Well, I appreciate that.
36:38So I'm not going to go to jail for something I didn't do, all right?
36:44Now, I have a meeting today with Kat Resnick, who is the best at what she does.
36:51And we're going to figure this out.
36:53Okay?
36:57You should probably shower first.
37:00You stink.
37:01Thank you. Good note.
37:05Anything else?
37:08I have a girlfriend.
37:35I have a girlfriend.
37:38I have a girlfriend.
37:49I have a girlfriend.
37:54I'll give you a thousand dollars for that cup of coffee.
38:01¡Suscríbete al canal!
38:27I think maybe you need to start coming to terms with the idea that your best friend may go to
38:32prison for murder.
38:34He didn't do it.
38:35Do you know that?
38:36Don't you?
38:39You don't know everything, Barney.
38:41I know enough.
38:48And you do too.
38:54I don't even know enough about you.
38:56What was that supposed to mean, huh?
39:08Found that in your sweater drawer.
39:11Please tell me this has nothing to do with Coop.
39:24You and me, Barney, right?
39:29You and me before anyone else.
39:33You and me.
39:54I'll run you a bath.
40:00Good morning.
40:06Hi.
40:07How you doing, Mel?
40:09Okay.
40:10I was hoping we could talk.
40:12I do have an 11 o'clock, though.
40:15Your 11 o'clock canceled.
40:18A number of your patients have canceled.
40:24How many?
40:29Because of Coop.
40:31No.
40:32Not because of Coop.
40:45I can't imagine what you and your family are going through.
40:47Distress you're under.
40:48I'm fine, Deb.
40:50Oh, I don't think you are.
40:51I'm under some pressure, but I'm perfectly...
40:53You assaulted that woman.
40:54She hit me first.
40:55Whoa.
40:56Is that what I'm supposed to tell the parents of our patients?
40:59That it's all fine because she started it?
41:02It was self-defense.
41:03It was cognitive aggression.
41:05Okay, don't do that.
41:05What?
41:06Don't try to shrink me.
41:08I'm trying to have a conversation with you.
41:10Come on, Deb.
41:12Have you ever, in your entire life, just wanted to hit somebody?
41:16Of course I have.
41:17But I didn't.
41:18Well, maybe you should have.
41:19Because I've got to tell you, it's a lot more therapeutic than just wanting to.
41:23A moment of self-concordance, actually.
41:25And isn't that what we try to instill here in our patients?
41:28No.
41:28She fucked my husband and accused him of murder.
41:31Your ex-husband.
41:33What?
41:34What-what-what-what-whatever.
41:36Mel, I think right now you need help.
41:40Uh-uh.
41:42I'm putting you on leave.
41:48I'm sorry.
41:52Like, right now?
42:04What happened to I Don't Lose?
42:05Sometimes a plea deal is a win.
42:07Not when I didn't do it.
42:09Come on, Kat.
42:10If this is about me coercing you, then...
42:12You're not coercing me.
42:13You're blackmailing me.
42:14And no.
42:15Regardless of what kind of shit you are and what kind of slut I am,
42:18we raised our kids together, and I actually don't think you killed Paul.
42:22But I'm required to lay out your options.
42:25I've gone through the discovery.
42:26And?
42:26As your lawyer, I'm telling you, we should consider a plea deal.
42:31They had two labs confirm your DNA at the crime scene.
42:34Murder weapon in your trunk.
42:36Do you have something you want to share that could help explain some of this?
42:42You lied about your relationship with Sam.
42:44She lied about it, too.
42:44She was in Boston.
42:46It was Henry's birthday.
42:47What?
42:48Nothing.
42:50Coop, if we plead, you could be out before Hunter graduates college.
42:53Are you kidding me?
42:54I'm trying to help you.
42:55By putting me in jail?
42:57Come on, Kat.
42:58Don't fuck me on this.
43:00You did that to yourself.
43:11Coop, I have talks like these every day, and I have to tell you, I don't think a jury is
43:17going to find you to be truthful.
43:19Why not?
43:19Because you're not telling the truth.
43:21About what?
43:22All of it.
43:23I don't believe that you were alone in that nightclub.
43:25I don't believe you hung out with your sister afterwards.
43:27And I don't believe your blood was on the floor just because you were fucking Sam.
43:32Whatever it is that you're not telling me, now would be a great time to tell me.
43:41It's complicated.
43:42Yeah, because I only handle the really simple murder trials.
43:48How'd that gun get in your car?
43:49I don't know.
43:50Bullshit, Coop.
43:51Give me something.
43:56I told you I didn't kill her.
43:58And I told you it doesn't matter.
44:03God damn it.
44:27Thanks, man.
44:29You're right.
44:36Hey.
44:38Is that Nick's car?
44:40Yeah.
44:41My car is currently impounded to possibly be used as evidence against me.
44:47Hey, if this is about Hunter coming over to talk, I didn't think it'd do...
44:51Wait, Hunter came over to talk?
44:55No.
44:58Can't even get two syllables out of that kid.
45:01Yeah, well...
45:04What can I say?
45:05I have a gift.
45:18I got fired today.
45:21Fuck.
45:22Because of me?
45:23I, uh...
45:24I'm actually capable of losing my job all by myself.
45:30I, um...
45:32I got in a fight with Sam.
45:35Like an argument?
45:37Yeah, like that.
45:39Then I punched her in the face.
45:41Oh.
45:44Yeah, I know.
45:45I saw the video.
45:46The fuck are you asking me for, then?
45:47Yes, I wanted you to hear you say it.
45:51Were you defending my honor?
45:53She called you a murderer.
45:55Yeah, it's kind of getting to where neither one of us can show our faces around here, huh?
46:05You're not one, right?
46:07A murderer.
46:09No.
46:10I'm not.
46:12Sorry for asking.
46:13Glad you did.
46:16What does Cal say?
46:17Can you beat this thing?
46:18She has floated the idea of a plea bargain, to which I said go fuck yourself.
46:22Good.
46:27How did this become our lives?
46:44You rarely destroy your life in a single moment.
46:50It's usually a series of moments over time.
46:55When reality finally came crashing down on me, I could see every one of those moments perfectly lined up,
47:00as if it was all by my own design.
47:26So the question wasn't, how did this happen to me?
47:29The only real question was, how the fuck did I not see it coming?
48:01¡Gracias!
48:31¡Gracias!
48:52¡Gracias!
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