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Your Friends and Neighbors S01E02
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00:08¡Gracias!
00:31¡Gracias!
01:00...coss of enforcement would be too stiff, even for Bailey.
01:05Okay, so I run my own book, transparently.
01:08Of course, the usual draw.
01:11All that's left to figure out is the percentages on the shares. Sound about right?
01:15Not exactly, no.
01:18It's Max's book.
01:20You'd be hired gun, hunting and gathering for a fee.
01:23We'll see how it goes.
01:24Yeah, we worked together to bring in the investment capital.
01:27So I bag the elephants for the kid.
01:29He builds his book and then you cut me loose.
01:31Whoa, I don't need anybody's help.
01:33All due respect, Max, your boss thinks you do
01:36or we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we?
01:38Coop.
01:39Three Yankees did a shitty 7% last year, Ben.
01:42The year before that, you were down 20% when everybody else was up.
01:45We outperformed the index stocks in the aggregate.
01:46Max, be quiet. Nobody cares about the index stocks.
01:49Who's his father?
01:50What?
01:51He's been in here less than five minutes. I already know he's somebody's son.
01:55My sister.
01:57Well, Uncle Ben, you're one margin call away from selling shitty condos in New Jersey
02:02and you're about to hand the keys over to some dipshit in cheap shoes.
02:05Hey!
02:05Who's a member of the Lucky Sperm Club.
02:07Bro, you can't come in here.
02:08Shut the fuck up, Max.
02:09Coop?
02:10Ben, you're a sinking ship.
02:13You're a punchline at dinner parties.
02:16Well, from what I hear, the only place willing to meet you.
02:18Well, what does that say about you?
02:24Good luck.
02:36I was unemployed and apparently unhirable sitting in a $200,000 car wearing my best suit and a stolen watch.
02:44Nothing made sense.
02:46And that being the case, it was time to start considering some other options.
03:04Protect Philippe Nautilus, 18 carat.
03:08It's a nice watch.
03:11Gotta check the book, but I think I can give you about $175,000 for it.
03:17There's a strong second-hand market for these.
03:19$200,000.
03:21$185,000.
03:22Best and last.
03:26Sold.
03:27Great.
03:28I just need the box and the papers.
03:33Uh, it's not new.
03:35Yeah, I know.
03:36But it's got a serial number and a certificate of authenticity, which I'm gonna need.
03:42Well, I don't have any of that.
03:43It was a gift.
03:46Yeah, right.
03:48Sorry, my friend.
03:49No papers, no sale.
03:52Well, what if I drop the price?
03:59Here.
04:01You go here, in the Bronx.
04:03You ask for Lou.
04:06Lou?
04:07Yeah.
04:07And you tell Lou, Lipschitz sent you.
04:54You, Lou?
04:56Who's asking?
04:58Oh, uh, sorry, Lipschitz sent me.
05:01I'm Lou.
05:04How do you know Lipschitz?
05:06We just met.
05:08Met where? In a bar? A synagogue? A.A. meeting? Where?
05:12Oh, his shop. Uh, I'm just, I'm trying to sell this.
05:18We're going in back, Rocco.
05:20Come on, let's have a look.
05:37Go upstairs and watch TV while puppy does business, okay?
05:47Yeah, so my, uh, my wife just thinks it's too showy.
05:52Too showy.
05:54Yeah?
05:57Is that why you don't wear a wedding ring?
06:00You're going to buy the watch or you're going to analyze me?
06:01I can do both at the same time.
06:08I'll give you 65 for it.
06:10Lipschitz was going to give me 185.
06:12Then he sent you to me.
06:13You could sell it legit, you wouldn't be here.
06:1895.
06:23We don't get men like you in here very often.
06:26You're what, a trader, stockbroker, whatever.
06:30The point is, you're a man who buys and sells things he never touches.
06:36You assign value out of your ass.
06:38Your skill is in selling that value to other rich schmucks.
06:43Now here you are selling me something you can hold in your hand.
06:47This is new to you.
06:49You don't understand this market, but you still think you can negotiate it.
06:55That's not savvy.
06:56That's stupidity.
06:59Maybe it's just desperation.
07:03That's the first honest thing you've said.
07:06Now we can do business.
07:07I'll give you 60.
07:10You just said 65.
07:12Deal.
07:13You got me back to my original price.
07:16Some negotiator.
07:35A paper shadow in a house of stone
07:40The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
07:46I never knew how far the ride was going to go
07:50Till I look back at the smoke
07:54You can't keep up with the Johnson
07:59Don't want to run for the roses
08:04I got my pocket opposing
08:09Sometimes I wonder why
08:11Sometimes I wonder why
08:14I just don't have the Johnson
08:19Don't want to smell their dying roses
08:24I got my pocket full of pulses
08:29I don't keep up with the Johnson
08:52Help me.
09:07It's time, bud
09:11It's time
09:12Good morning
09:13We're late
09:14Hey
09:15Did you text your dad back?
09:17Are you kidding?
09:18Just text him back, please
09:19For me
09:20Yeah, fine
09:22Hey
09:28Hi, Mom
09:37My thong has impregnated me
09:54She's like an expert on finding ways to call my mom's boyfriend a dick
09:58It was just a selfie
09:59I shared it with my boyfriend
10:01Then he shared it with his friends
10:03Oh
10:03I dropped out of robotics club
10:06Tell me what happened
10:07You can't make me talk
10:11No, look
10:11He comes downstairs with flowers
10:13He planted the biggest, sloppiest, most hungiest kiss on me
10:16That you've ever experienced in your life
10:20Mark?
10:21And my mother went off on me
10:23Like she usually does
10:24I guess I just proved her right for like a thousandth time
10:28Well, now wait a minute
10:29Can we acknowledge that there's a difference between getting detention and keying a car?
10:35Yeah
10:36I know
10:38Is that the first time you've ever done something like that?
10:41First time I got caught
10:42Huh
10:44Did you know the owner of the car?
10:46No
10:46It wasn't like that
10:48Why'd you do it then?
10:49I mean, you may not know
10:50But I'm just wondering
10:53What was going through your head
10:56It's like
10:57I get so angry
11:00It's not really angry
11:01It's more like this energy
11:03And it builds up
11:05And it's just inside me
11:06Making me anxious
11:08And it gets to the point where I feel like I'm vibrating from all of it
11:11And if I don't do something
11:14I'll just explode, you know
11:18And then I break a window
11:20Like a car or something
11:23And it's like
11:25It just seeps out of me
11:27And I can breathe right again
11:40We all have a dream
11:41Some nirvana we picture
11:43That place we want to get to
11:45That will finally mean we've pulled it off
11:46Success
11:47Happiness
11:48Peace
11:50For me, it was Westmont Village
11:52With its seven and eight figure homes
11:54Rolling lawns
11:55And exclusive clubs
11:58But I was starting to suspect
11:59That my dreams
12:00Had been every bit as full of shit
12:01As the rest of me
12:25The Oakwood Country Club
12:26Hundred grand a year buys you the privilege
12:28Of paying 40% above market
12:30For every salad, burger, coffee
12:31And cocktail they serve
12:33But if you don't join
12:34It looks to everyone else
12:36Like they wouldn't have you
12:37It's the age-old economics
12:39Of social extortion
12:40But seeing it for what it was
12:41Never stopped me from falling in line
12:43With all the other suckers
12:45Nice
12:49Why is she hitting my neck?
12:51Because you're late
12:55Tennis is my thing
12:56Can you please just
12:58Not have him do that?
12:59Okay, it wasn't planned, Coop
13:01You just never know when you're going to show up
13:02And the tournament's tomorrow
13:03She's doing fine
13:04She needs to get her UTR up to a nine
13:07For Princeton to even look at her
13:09I thought she was at a nine
13:10She's an eight-seven
13:12She's doing two consecutive matches
13:14Against four or five star recruits
13:15At this thing
13:16Well, how is a basketball player
13:17Going to help with that?
13:18He was here
13:20On time
13:25All right
13:26Let's go
13:28Hey
13:31Hey, Coopstar, bud
13:32Just trying to help
13:33Yeah, yeah, yeah
13:33If I hear if anybody
13:34Needs their wife fucked
13:35I'll let you know
13:40All right
13:40Let's just do some network, huh?
13:42Coach tells us not to rush the net
13:45Well, he's right
13:46Except when he's
13:48Not
13:52Okay, the tournament is tomorrow
13:53It's not the time
13:55It's basic tennis
13:56Come on, let me show you
13:57Hit it, hit it hard
14:06You okay?
14:08Nice, good one
14:10You punched my boyfriend in the balls
14:13Okay, well, it was still worth it
14:15Hey, Tori
14:17Hey, Charles
14:19Good luck tomorrow
14:19You too, bitch
14:23I thought you two were friends
14:25Yeah, we are
14:25But there's only one spot
14:26For an incoming freshman
14:27On the tennis team
14:28Well, look on the bright side
14:29Maybe she won't get into Princeton
14:30Maybe I won't
14:32No, you're just being stupid
14:35Come on
14:35Back to the baseline
14:36Let's go
14:40From the moment I laid eyes on you
14:43This is what I said
14:44I said I see it
14:46And I like it
14:48And I want it
14:49Yes, I do
14:52I need it
14:53To make me happy
14:55Oh, baby, yes, I do mean you
14:59From the moment I laid eyes on you
15:02This is what I said
15:03I said a beautiful sight to see
15:07Things with you and Nick seem really good, huh?
15:10They're fine
15:14Still early days
15:15Early days?
15:16He's practically living with you
15:18What? No, he isn't
15:19I send him home all the time
15:21I'd like to have my bed to myself
15:23Well, send him to me
15:24I'll keep him in the garage like a mower
15:26I'll take him out when I need a little trim
15:29What does that mean?
15:30Maggie and I joined his job
15:31Yes, yes
15:32Great glasses
15:33Great
15:34I prefer Equinox
15:37That's because Mel needs her space
15:39What am I?
15:40Shit
15:41Shit
15:41Guys
15:42What?
15:43Paul's here
15:46Oh, dear
15:48Is that the waitress?
15:50Yeah
15:50In the flesh
15:52Literally, that's all her flesh
15:54I cannot believe you brought her here
15:56Should we rule about that?
15:58Fuck her
15:59Yeah, fuck her
16:00How old is she?
16:0116, 17
16:0224
16:04Her name's Misty
16:05God
16:06I was gonna guess Savannah
16:07But
16:09Misty Trucks
16:10Yeah
16:11Yeah
16:11Well, you've been to his places
16:13All his waitresses are some version of her
16:16Hey, hey, hey, hey
16:18What?
16:20Present company excluded, of course
16:23It's fine
16:24It's fine, it's fine
16:25He picked me 15 years ago
16:27Back when I wore bikinis like that
16:28Don't even, Sam
16:30You are hot as fuck
16:31And when you say you're ready
16:33We're gonna set you up
16:34With some eligible bachelors
16:36Oh
16:37Oh, yeah, Sam
16:38You're gonna have more dick
16:39Than you know what to do with
16:40Okay
16:41What do you know about dick?
16:42Thank you, guys
16:43But, uh, she can have him
16:47And you can have his money
16:49Hey, hey, here, here
16:54Weekend brunch at the club
16:55Where you'll find great food
16:57Good company
16:57And an endless parade
16:59Of conspicuous consumerism
17:01It's not like I'd never noticed
17:03But I guess now
17:04I was seeing it differently
17:07Hey, guys
17:08How's it going?
17:10Hi, too
17:10Are you joining us?
17:11Uh, unclear
17:12Have you seen Hunter?
17:14Anybody?
17:14No
17:15He's around here somewhere
17:16Jake
17:17Hey
17:18Hey
17:19Fuck
17:21Hey there, Jake
17:23How are you, buddy?
17:24Mr. Cooper
17:26Sorry about the other day
17:28You kind of caught me by surprise
17:29Yeah, I was pretty surprised myself
17:32I bet
17:33Well, I hope there's no
17:36Lasting damage
17:38And, uh, more importantly
17:39I hope there's no hard feelings
17:41Sure, no hard feelings
17:42Good
17:43Great, come on
17:44Sit down
17:44Have some lunch
17:45Yeah, Jake, come on
17:46Let's get you, uh
17:47I'd like it better
17:48If you meant it
17:48Well, I'd like it better
17:49If he kept his pants
17:50Okay
17:51Understand me?
17:52Come on
17:52All right
17:53If you see Hunter
17:54Please tell him I am looking for him
17:57Thank you
18:00Hi there
18:01Oh, hey
18:02How are you?
18:03Well, I'm still mad at you
18:04I know, but to be honest
18:05I can't exactly remember why
18:06Oh, fuck
18:07Hey, hey
18:08I'm kidding
18:08I'm kidding
18:09I'm kidding
18:09I'm sorry
18:10Sam, come on
18:11I'm sorry about the other night
18:13I was preoccupied
18:14Well, normally I'd stay mad at you
18:15a little longer
18:16But Paul brought his damn waitress
18:17And I'm feeling vulnerable
18:18Which is really pissing me off
18:19So, yeah
18:20Did you see what she was wearing?
18:23You know, I didn't notice
18:24That's because she's wearing
18:25So little of it
18:26Point is
18:27I need to feel sexy
18:28Really damn soon
18:29So I'm gonna give you a pass
18:30Well, I'll make it worth your while
18:32Damn right you will
18:32Hey, girls
18:33Hey, guys
18:34How's it going?
18:35Hey
18:36Hello, ladies
18:37Brad, Jules
18:38How's it going?
18:39Hey, Coop
18:40What's new and exciting?
18:41Oh, God
18:42Same old, same old
18:42Nothing's at the bank
18:43Ah, there shouldn't
18:44A few bricks
18:45About the rate hikes
18:46But we see the way through
18:47Please, guys
18:48Spare us the shop talk
18:49Chelsea, I saw you hitting earlier
18:51You're looking very strong
18:52Oh, thank you, Mr. Cooper
18:53I saw Nick hitting with Tori
18:56You, uh
18:56You bringing the big guns, huh?
18:59Coop
18:59He's the big gun, honey
19:01He played for Princeton
19:03Did I know that?
19:04It was a lifetime ago
19:05Well, I'm predicting
19:07Our daughters make it
19:08To the final again
19:09Like last year
19:10What do you think?
19:11That's the smart money
19:12Hi
19:13How are you?
19:15Good
19:15Good
19:15Good
19:16Good
19:16Good
19:16Good
19:16Good
19:16Good
19:18How was the pool?
19:20Speaking of smart money
19:22I pulled a lot of strings
19:23To get you that
19:24Three Yankees interview
19:24Come on
19:25It was a bullshit job
19:26And that bullshit job
19:27Could have been yours
19:28Look
19:29You've been shunned, my friend
19:30And before you can get back
19:31To where you were
19:32You gotta get a foot in the door
19:33I opened the fucking door
19:35I'm not gonna sink
19:35For my supper, Barney
19:36See if you're saying that
19:37Tune in six months
19:39I think you're just worried
19:40About your five percent
19:41Damn right I am
19:42Along with about 40,000
19:43In unpaid invoices
19:44You owe me
19:46I'm just saying
19:47Yeah, well
19:48I'm just saying
19:48I gotta go
19:50You just sat down
19:51I know
19:51I gotta go
19:52Hey
19:54Oh
19:54Hey
19:54Hey dad
19:56Are you high?
19:58No
20:01Barely
20:01Hunter
20:02It's fine
20:03I just took one hit
20:04Rain
20:04It in
20:06You are too young
20:07For this shit
20:09Weren't you gonna get
20:10The drums?
20:12It's a long story
20:12They're at my house
20:14Well can we go get them?
20:16We can use mom's car
20:20Actually that's a pretty good idea
20:21You know what?
20:22I have an errand to run first
20:23And then we can go get the drums
20:25Deal
20:25Okay
20:26Um
20:26Why don't you
20:27Go and
20:29Switch cars
20:32Can you do it?
20:34She's gonna freak out
20:35If she thinks I'm high
20:36Well if you can't do the time
20:37Don't do the crime
20:40Go get it
20:40Come on
21:07How'd that go?
21:08Better than expected
21:09Yeah
21:10Here
21:10You're gonna need that
21:17What the hell is that?
21:19If you've not seen the ass mobile yet
21:22It's Nick's
21:23He's very proud of it
21:26I bet
21:31Thank you
21:31Okay
21:40You're alright
21:41You're alright
21:42Out of sight
21:44Cause we will have knees
21:49You know how to squeeze
21:55My gasp in body comes
21:58Too intensity
22:00Is there a sound of fire
22:03Can you love it
22:04And you're loving me
22:06Now tell me
22:08Get back
22:09Yes
22:09Honey
22:11Hello
22:13Hello
22:13Come on in
22:15We got a new coffee machine
22:17We got a new coffee machine
22:18I'm gonna make us all coffee
22:22Did they kick you out?
22:24Mom
22:24No they didn't kick me out
22:25I'm just asking
22:26That place was falling apart
22:28We're trying to find her a better place
22:29So why isn't she staying with you?
22:31Gee thanks mom
22:31Well I'm just saying
22:33This isn't exactly the Ritz
22:34Why would you want to come back here?
22:36I don't have a spare bedroom
22:38Why keep forgetting
22:39You're not in the big house anymore
22:42Look if it's gonna be a problem
22:44I can just
22:44No
22:44Of course not
22:47I'm just saying
22:49What exactly is it you're just saying?
22:52I'm just saying
22:53I wish I knew why you both seem so hellbent
22:55On screwing up your lives
22:56Jesus fuck
22:57Who wants decaf?
22:59Oh that's me
22:59We don't have decaf Ron
23:01The silver pods are decaf
23:02No
23:02The blue were
23:03And we're out
23:05Oh
23:05You still want it?
23:07Seems like as good a time as any
23:08To dial up my anxiety
23:12I'm gonna go put your bags upstairs
23:15Andy?
23:15Your coffee?
23:16Yeah
23:16Dad I'll get it later
23:40I saw Bruce and his family
23:42At the stop and shop
23:44He has those two adorable kids
23:47Gorgeous skin tone
23:48It's a bit lighter than Bruce's
23:50Because of that wife of his
23:52That's great mom
23:53Anyway
23:53He seemed very happy to see me
23:55All things considered
23:56And I just couldn't help thinking
23:59How things would have been
24:00If you'd just married him back then
24:02I would have still been me
24:03You were supposed to get married?
24:06It's a long story
24:06She skipped out on her own wedding
24:08I had a psychotic break
24:09I know
24:10I'm not blaming you
24:11Just saying
24:14Change of plans
24:16We're leaving
24:17Okay
24:18Wait a minute
24:18What happened?
24:19Where are you going?
24:20You couldn't have just fixed up a room
24:22Made her bed
24:22I was planning on it
24:24All right
24:25Come on
24:26Let's go
24:29I love you mom
24:32Love you dad
24:34Come on
24:36This way
24:42No one drank the coffee
24:53Grandma really sucks
24:56Buddy you have no idea
24:57You can have my room out there
24:59Well that's sweet babe
25:00But I don't want to invade your space
25:02It's fine
25:04I'm not there that much anyway
25:12Fuck
25:22Don't linger in doorways
25:23It's creepy
25:26Sorry
25:27Here
25:29This is the last of it
25:30Great
25:31Thanks
25:32Look I'm sorry I have to uproot you like this
25:34Please I'll be fine
25:35I just need some time to get my feet back underneath me
25:37And we'll get you set up someplace else
25:39All right
25:39Andy
25:39You've been taking care of me for years
25:42Whatever else you think you might have fucked up
25:44You've always been an above average brother
25:48I'd be lost without you
25:52Oh god
26:00Um I have to uh run a couple errands
26:03Um you gonna be okay here for a while
26:06I don't need babysitting
26:07Go
26:08Maybe life
26:09All right
26:10Clean this shit up
26:11Put it away
26:11Come on
26:4180 some odd years ago
26:42Hey
26:45I'm sorry what the fuck is that
26:47Oh that's Nick's
26:48Yeah
26:49Pretty tasteful I think
26:50And why are you driving Nick's car
26:52Well I had to trade cars
26:53Because I had to pick up a drum kit with Hunter
26:55I didn't have time to trade back
26:56It's it's been a day
26:58Do you want me to put it in the garage
27:01No I have a better idea
27:26Nick's gonna love his new car smell
27:29So you left the club pretty fast today
27:31Yeah I was dealing with some family stuff
27:34Yeah everything okay
27:35Yeah it's sure it's all good
27:39You know it's getting harder and harder to go to the club these days
27:42The only bright spot is seeing you and we have to pretend that nothing's going on
27:47Yeah well I'm not sure I can stomach being at the center of another club controversy
27:51Oh god no yours is old news already
27:53Mine is just kicking into high gear
27:55You know the girlfriend tried to talk to me today about Henry's anxiety levels
27:59And how did that go?
28:01Not as well as she'd hoped
28:03Honestly I don't know whether to hate her or to pity her
28:08Well hate him, pity her
28:10And fuck you
28:13Exactly
28:17God now I'm worried that Henry has anxiety
28:19She got in your head huh
28:21Oh yes I know it's so annoying
28:24Are you heading out?
28:27Well I thought I could stay the night
28:30You know I could leave before the kids got up
28:34That's a great idea
28:37We could listen to a podcast
28:39Oh
28:41There's this really great one
28:44It's about um
28:46Home organization
28:47And um
28:48Okay
28:50You uh
28:51You separate your pots from their lids
28:53Okay that's smart
28:56Yeah
28:56And then um
28:57You have a whole room
29:00Just for the luggage
29:01Oh
29:03You have a luggage room
29:04That's really convenient
29:06Mmhmm
29:34No
29:36Okay
29:39How did it go with your dad today?
29:42Fine
29:42Do you two do anything fun?
29:47It's okay to have fun with him you know
29:50It's not gonna hurt my feelings I promise
29:53I know
29:58And it's okay to miss him
30:01Honestly it doesn't feel that different than it did before
30:04It's okay to have fun with him
30:05I don't know
30:05I don't know
30:05I don't know
30:06I don't know
30:06I don't know
30:07I don't know
30:07I don't know
30:08I don't know
30:08I don't know
30:09I don't know
30:10I don't know
30:10I don't know
30:11I don't know
30:12I don't know
30:12I don't know
30:15I don't know
30:25I don't know
30:31I don't know
31:01¡Gracias!
31:31¡Gracias!
31:33¿Por quĂ©?
31:45I had to pee.
31:52I get it.
31:56Can you tuck me in?
31:58Good, buddy. Where we going?
32:00Yeah.
32:01Okay. Get in bed.
32:03There you go.
32:05Let's tuck you in.
32:06There you go.
32:08Okay. Night-night.
32:11I need my dragon.
32:13Where is it?
32:13On the dresser.
32:16Oh, yeah. There it is.
32:20This guy, huh?
32:22Yeah.
32:24Okay, Belle. Here's your dragon.
32:30Can you stay until I fall asleep?
32:43Sure, buddy. Sure. I'll be right here. Okay?
32:47I'll be right here. We'll go in and get fall asleep.
32:49Okay.
32:50There you go, buddy.
32:58It was at moments like these,
33:00sitting on the floor in someone else's house in the middle of the night,
33:03tucking in someone else's kid,
33:05when I realized how far you could drift away from your own life
33:08without actually going anywhere.
33:27Uh, hello?
33:30Good morning.
33:33I was having a little trouble getting the hang of your kitchen,
33:35so I went out and I got all of our favorites from when we were kids.
33:41Did you get milk?
33:43Fuck me.
33:44I'm kidding. I have milk. I think.
33:46Asshole.
33:52So, Sam Levitt.
33:54Yeah.
33:55I mean, now that you say it, I guess it makes sense.
33:58I mean, you're both attractive and freshly single.
34:02No one's single out here,
34:03so it's either Sam Levitt or, you know, adultery.
34:06I'm beginning to wish I hadn't told you about this.
34:08Don't get me wrong.
34:10Sam's a hottie, from what I can remember.
34:14You could do a lot worse.
34:17Right?
34:18It's fine.
34:20What?
34:22I mean, we used to have them over for dinner.
34:26We used to go over there.
34:27Nick and Ivy, too.
34:28Now Nick's with Mel.
34:31I'm sleeping with Sam at my job.
34:33It just feels like somebody scrambled the whole universe,
34:35and I'm lost in the shuffle.
34:40Welcome to my life.
34:41Mm-hmm.
34:44I'll clean this up, by the way.
34:47Will you?
34:48Probably not.
35:02How old are you, Tony?
35:04I just turned 41.
35:0741.
35:08Such a good age, I remember that age.
35:10Just beyond the bullshit striving of your 30s.
35:15starting to feel like a real grown-up.
35:18And then you get older, you realize there aren't a fucking grown-ups,
35:20and you have no idea what the fuck you're doing.
35:23You find yourself day drinking in a bar.
35:25Something to look forward to.
35:28Are you okay?
35:30Yeah.
35:32Don't mind me.
35:34You know...
35:36I always figured I was older than you.
35:38You're a terrible liar.
35:40You want another one?
35:42Yes, but I'm not going to.
35:49Thank you, young man.
35:51You have a nice day.
35:52Mm.
35:53Mm.
36:28Brad and Julie Sperling weren't home.
36:31Yes.
36:32I knew that because I knew exactly where they were.
36:40And I knew that because I was supposed to be there, too.
36:57Out.
36:5830, 40.
37:11Deuce.
37:19Bingo.
37:28Bingo.
37:32Hello?
37:37Jules did M&A for a large Japanese bank, and she could out-deal and out-drink most of her
37:41male counterparts.
37:43Her husband, Brad, was a New England blue blood whose family Bible traced their ancestry back to the Mayflower.
37:49As far as I could tell, Brad spent his time playing golf and reading books about war.
37:54Nice work if you could get it.
37:56Chelsea, their daughter, was a nice enough kid who was hopefully having her ass handed to her by my daughter
38:00on the tennis court at that exact moment.
38:03So, let's go.
38:04Let's go.
38:05Let's go.
38:18Let's go.
38:23Let's go.
38:25Let's go.
38:26Let's go.
38:54Let's go.
39:08Let's go.
39:22Let's go.
39:24Let's go.
39:26Let's go.
39:27Let's go.
39:27Let's go.
39:28Let's go.
39:45Look like Jules and Brad were leaving nothing to chance. They had bought next month's SATs complete with the answer
39:52key.
40:0830 all
40:22sorry sorry guys
40:29seriously?
40:31okay I know I'm sorry
40:32what were you doing that was more important than this?
40:35something came up all right
40:36look it looks like she did okay
40:38are you kidding me she ate that shit off
40:41when I told you to show up
40:42for our daughter I meant show up on time
40:46you're becoming a caricature of yourself
40:48I already said I'm sorry
40:49it's not me you have to apologize to
40:51okay so can we drop it?
40:53okay
41:0440 30
41:0540
41:1930
41:2140
41:2240
41:3340
41:3440
41:3540
41:3540
41:35en la casa de sus cosas, cuando tuvieron su $225,000
41:39en su pocket y no tenĂa idea.
41:42Si estoy honesto, no estaba en la cara.
41:52¡Yes, yes, yes!
41:54¡Ey, set, back!
41:56¡Hasta, girl!
41:58¡Woo!
41:59¡Yes, yes, yes, yes!
42:02¡DĂ³nde estĂ¡ el men!
42:04Eh, it's basic tennis.
42:05Hmm, yeah, come here...
42:10It's not like I thought petty larceny
42:12was any kind of solution to my problems,
42:14but Lou had handed me $65,000
42:16with no questions asked,
42:17and in my current situation,
42:19it was hard to argue with that kind
42:20of tax-free return on investment.
42:22Hey, Braco, right?
42:24Lou here?
42:29Yeah, someone's asking for you.
42:32No, it's that white guy.
42:33Looks like he brushes his hair a lot.
42:36Okay.
42:56The Negotiator.
42:58Nice to see you again.
43:05Re-shutting you.
43:08Very fancy.
43:13Your wife making you sell this one, too?
43:15I'm divorced.
43:17No shit.
43:21Let me guess, you lost the papers for this one, too.
43:27Go home, Negotiator.
43:29What?
43:30No papers, no deal.
43:31Thought you told me you could move this stuff.
43:32Now I'm telling you.
43:34Quit while you're ahead.
43:36I don't understand.
43:38Not my problem.
43:40Give me the fucking ring, man!
43:41Just give me the fucking ring!
43:44Get out of here.
43:45Fucking ring, Rocco!
43:46It's my mother's ring!
43:47I'm gonna pull a fucking knife out in the air!
43:49Jesus.
43:51Shit!
43:51No, even a piece of shit, Donnie!
43:54Fuck you, Rocco!
43:55Fuck you, Rocco!
43:55That's enough, Donnie.
43:56Look, I just want my fucking ring, Lou.
43:57Man, you can't make fucking ring!
43:59Fuck you, Rocco!
44:00He's 200 shorts.
44:01Come on, Rocco, man!
44:02This is my mother's fucking ring.
44:03Who are you kidding?
44:04Put down the goddamn knife and get out of my shop.
44:14You can walk away, or you can spend the next six months wishing like hell you did.
44:23All right, Lou.
44:24Look, I'm fucking sorry, Lou.
44:26Okay, I'm sorry.
44:27It's my mother's ring.
44:27Now tell me you won't be back.
44:31Come on.
44:32Lou.
44:32Say the words, Donnie.
44:40I won't be back.
44:42You walk in here again, you leave with a big hole in you.
44:46You understand?
44:51Yeah.
44:52Yeah.
44:53Yeah.
44:53You're a disgrace, Donnie.
45:10You're still here.
45:16Hey, look, I'm in a bind here.
45:19No, you're not.
45:22You only think you are.
45:24I can't help you.
45:26Look, you can name your price.
45:31Do I have to ask Rocco to show you out?
45:51Fuck.
46:04It's Lou.
46:05I'm sending you a plate number.
46:09Get me everything you can on this guy.
46:34Get me everything you can on it.
46:37Bye.
46:51Oh, that's it.
46:54Bye.
46:54Bye.
47:23Gracias por ver el video.
47:42Gracias por ver el video.
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