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Your Friends and Neighbors S01E04
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07:59No, no, no, no.
08:16Oh, yes, she did.
09:30Oh, yes, she did.
09:35Oh, yes, she did.
09:39Time for a solid, low-level panic.
09:42You heard Massey.
09:43God only knows how long this lawsuit will take.
09:46Nice of you to join us.
09:47Sorry, sorry.
09:48Jesus.
09:49Ten after.
09:50Calm down.
09:52You know, the old-timers already beat us to the first tee.
09:54Sorry, I got waylaid by my fucking contractor.
09:57You know, if the man could work as fast as he bills me,
09:59we'd have been done months ago.
10:00Our last renovation almost ended the marriage.
10:04Are you married?
10:05I hadn't noticed.
10:06Fuck you.
10:07How far over budget are you?
10:09Oh, you mean there's a budget?
10:10Someone should tell my wife.
10:11If Grace does have an eye, tell me about it.
10:14There.
10:15Nice.
10:17Brad, did I hear you fired your housekeeper?
10:20I had to.
10:21My Rishar mill got stolen.
10:22How do you know she took it?
10:23I don't, for sure, but she was the only one who had access.
10:26Besides, she was getting way too comfortable.
10:33It's a good excuse to, you know, bring in some new blood.
10:37That watch is a serious piece of hardware.
10:40Any chance it might be recovered?
10:41Maybe, if the cops gave a shit, which they don't.
10:44The detective thinks I just misplaced it, like,
10:47like I'm gonna misplace a quarter of a million dollar watch.
10:51So you told the cops?
10:53Yeah.
10:53I needed a police report for the insurance.
10:58Nice.
10:59So you're covered.
11:01Sure.
11:02We'll get a fat shack about it.
11:04It's a limited edition piece.
11:07Irreplaceable.
11:07Lisa has an uncle who works in the Diamond District
11:09who can probably get it for you on the gray market.
11:11You can ask her about it at Mel's birthday thing.
11:13Gordy.
11:16What?
11:17Guys, I'm invited.
11:19It's fine.
11:20Seriously?
11:21Yes.
11:22You see?
11:25There you go, Barney.
11:27There you go.
11:35Hey, do you have a copy of yesterday's Navajo board?
11:37Oh, yeah.
11:38Let me pull it up.
11:46I'll get another one here.
11:50I'll get another one here.
11:54I'll get another one here.
11:55Well, next time.
11:57You.
11:57You.
11:58You or me?
11:59It's your turn.
12:00No?
12:00Yeah.
12:03I should have another two.
12:09All right, we covered the tables at the bar, the dance floor over the pool,
12:13so we'll do a whole indoor-outdoor thing with seating for $150.
12:16What can we do about that?
12:17We have coffee months, don't ask me.
12:19Hey, come on, we've got to hit all four floors here.
12:22I want a full permethrin spread, I want vinegar seals the worst.
12:26Okay, we could do a flower wall behind that whole section,
12:30or we could build a board wrap of some kind.
12:33What do you think, Notorious?
12:35Why not both? More is more.
12:37I know, more is more.
12:39What's going on here?
12:41Hey, it's the almost birthday girl.
12:43You weren't supposed to be home yet.
12:46Melanie, Jane Rubin, Rubin Catering and Events.
12:49Nice to meet you.
12:49Nice to meet you.
12:51I told you I didn't want to party.
12:53No, no, I don't.
12:54Sorry about that.
12:55Hey, Jose.
12:56Come on, Mom, you can't cancel now.
12:58Nanomops are going to be so disappointed.
13:00You called my parents in Boca?
13:02It was going to be a surprise.
13:03I'm flying them out.
13:04My parents are not coming here.
13:05No, why not?
13:06But come on, Mom, it's going to be great.
13:08Mom, Nana's totally not racist anymore.
13:10Remember that Uber driver she told us about?
13:11Mom, that's why I'm calling?
13:14That is not happening.
13:18Oh, good.
13:18Is this okay?
13:19Go, go.
13:19She'll come around.
13:21That's what my dad said.
13:25I'm sorry about this.
13:26I think Nick and I just, um, had a miscommunication.
13:31Well, I can tell you, he is going all out for you.
13:36I wish my husband would think more like him.
13:38Oh.
13:39Oh.
13:39How long have you two been married?
13:51A lot of shopping bags in your closet.
13:53Half of them are returns.
13:55Oh, and Lily needed a new saddle and equipment for horseback riding.
13:59What's wrong with her old saddle?
14:00This one's for dressage.
14:02Apparently, our daughter has a very strong seat.
14:05Oh, I know it's a compliment, but it just sounds like an insult.
14:10Why?
14:12What's wrong?
14:13I think with the renovation and everything, we should try to cut back on spending just for a little while.
14:19Hey, are we okay?
14:20No, we're just a little cash crunch.
14:24We're fine.
14:25Good.
14:27Because, um, we can always return the specter.
14:34Or, um, I don't know, I guess I could stop wearing these expensive pajamas.
14:48Better?
14:55Let me see it on again.
14:57Oh, no, no.
15:01Oh!
15:06Oh!
15:15Who is...
15:17Jack Black.
15:19Ah.
15:21Hey!
15:22You want to watch a movie?
15:24No gig tonight?
15:26Mm, private event.
15:28Come on, we can watch one of your kung fu dragon films.
15:32You know there's no literal dragons in any of those movies, right?
15:34Well, that's disappointing.
15:35What is SOS?
15:37What is SOS?
15:39Are you using your chest as a bowl?
15:42Yeah.
15:42That's a much more efficient popcorn delivery system.
15:47Disgusting.
15:47What the fuck is that?
15:48It's probably mom, with a vacuum cleaner, wanting to talk about your life decisions.
15:54Worse than the kids.
15:56Coming!
15:58Who is Al's Cooper?
16:07What are you doing here?
16:08I need to talk to you.
16:15I shouldn't be here.
16:16And yet, here you are.
16:18Massey's in Jack's pocket.
16:19What?
16:20Massey was in Jack's office today.
16:22Yeah.
16:23I gave you a heads up on that right before you hung up on me.
16:26He's my lawyer.
16:27This didn't look like that.
16:29What did it look like?
16:30Like Massey's in Jack's pocket.
16:32There are laws against that.
16:33Did you pay a retainer?
16:35Sign a contract?
16:37You said it'd get back to me.
16:38Shit, are you sure?
16:40Think of everything you know about Jack.
16:42And Massey.
16:45Hire someone else.
16:46Yeah, I really wish you wouldn't.
16:52What's Jack giving you?
16:54What?
16:55For all this.
16:55What's Jack giving you?
16:56What?
16:58A higher floor.
17:01Drax.
17:01He'd fire me if he knew I was here.
17:03I know.
17:04I appreciate it.
17:07I'm gonna go.
17:12Well, uh, thank you for coming by.
17:16You must be wishing you never met me.
17:19Oh, well.
17:21It was a fun weekend.
17:25It was.
17:27It was.
17:29It was.
17:30It was.
17:31It was.
17:34It was.
17:40It was.
17:44It was.
17:46It was.
17:47It was.
17:47It was.
17:47It was.
17:47It was.
17:48It was.
17:48It was.
17:49It was.
17:50It was.
17:51It was.
17:52It was.
17:59¿Quién es?
18:02¡Fucking todos!
18:04¿Qué es lo que está pasando con ti?
18:13¡Oh, Dios!
18:15¡Gracias por un segundo!
18:18¡Yeah!
18:20¡Hey!
18:21¡Already?
18:25Yeah, uh...
18:25Yeah, I mean, sure.
18:30Okay, I'll be right there.
18:32Great.
18:34I gotta go.
18:43When Aleta said she wanted to be partners,
18:45it turned out she meant immediately.
18:46So now I would be committing felonies
18:48with the housekeeper of the man
18:49who was sleeping with my ex-wife,
18:51which, if nothing else,
18:52was a pretty good indicator
18:53that my little enterprise
18:54was already spinning out of control.
18:56On the other hand,
18:57it was never a bad thing
18:59to have some backup.
18:59Hey.
19:01What car is this?
19:02Snakes.
19:03Or errands.
19:06Nice touch.
19:09What's that?
19:10Wi-Fi jammer.
19:12Kills the cameras.
19:14You've got gear.
19:15The right tool for the right job.
19:38Are you sure about this?
19:40Mm-hmm.
19:41Are women supposed to be
19:44sentimental about their jewelry?
19:46Not about the panther.
19:48It's from her ex-husband.
19:50Audrey told me that she kept it out of spite
19:51in a divorce.
19:52She never wears it.
19:53How does she know that?
19:55Audrey knows everything.
19:57Turned out the housekeeper network
19:58was a real thing,
19:59and there was almost nothing about us
20:01that they didn't know.
20:02They were a social network,
20:03like any other,
20:04supporting each other,
20:05covering for each other,
20:06spreading information like currency
20:08across the neighborhood.
20:10These women moving quietly
20:11and unobtrusively through our lives
20:13were quietly and unobtrusively
20:14taking note of everything
20:17and sharing it in WhatsApp groups
20:19and weekly card games.
20:21And Elena?
20:23She was at the center of it all.
20:26We did four jobs in two weeks,
20:28all surgical, all clean,
20:29all thanks to Elena.
20:31Everything was where she said it would be,
20:33and it was all stuff
20:34no one would miss for a while.
20:36If ever.
21:06Let's do it.
21:08Thank you.
21:19Thank you.
21:20Thank you.
21:22Thank you.
21:24Thank you.
21:54Okay, so this guy that we're meeting...
21:57Hector.
21:57Hector.
21:58What's his deal?
21:59He works for Charter Security,
22:01which they do most of the alarms in your neighborhood,
22:03so he can help us.
22:04Well, I'm not really looking to take on another partner at this point.
22:07Okay, well, think of him more as a consultant.
22:11We're here.
22:14Seriously?
22:15That's a family dinner.
22:17You thought this would be an appropriate time to make an introduction?
22:20What introduction? He's my cousin.
22:22Saludos!
22:25Hey!
22:27Hey!
22:32Take it easy.
22:34Take it easy.
22:37No, I turned to my novio.
22:41Coop, this is my little brother, Chivo.
22:43Hey, Chivo.
22:44How are you?
22:49You brought a tender date to my house?
22:52No.
22:52No, eh.
22:53This is my business associate.
22:55Can we please talk alone?
22:58Man and the girl, Chivo.
23:02Ready?
23:04Yeah.
23:05Let's go.
23:07No. No way. I'm not getting involved in this shit.
23:09And it's not cool for you guys to ambush me like this.
23:12Okay, just for the record, I didn't know that you didn't know.
23:15And I would never have supported this ambush.
23:18You're not getting involved involved.
23:20You're just passing on some neighborhood alarm codes.
23:23Oh, just that.
23:24And we'll pay you $5,000 per code.
23:25What?
23:27Prima.
23:28But you're crazy.
23:29What are you doing with this guy?
23:31I know what I'm doing.
23:32Don't worry about it.
23:32If they catch him, Echo is a lawyer who makes a deal.
23:35They're going to deport you.
23:36That's it.
23:36You lose everything.
23:37He has more than to lose than what you think.
23:39What are you doing?
23:41What are you doing?
23:41They're doing everything.
23:42I know that you're killing yourself working double
23:44while Julio is cured of the back.
23:46It's too much for you, my brother.
23:48So you're saying we deserve this.
23:50Life doesn't give you what you deserve,
23:52but what you can negotiate.
23:56This is about Chiu.
23:59What are you talking about?
24:05You have to talk to Chiu.
24:09$5,000 per code.
24:11What are you saying?
24:17I get paid in cash up front.
24:19Okay.
24:20We haven't had a chance to discuss this fee internally,
24:23so maybe we could put a pin in that
24:24and maybe we can sidebar.
24:26Can you...
24:38I thought I saw a Dominican Republic flag back at your cousin's house.
24:41Is that where you're from?
24:43Yeah.
24:44When did you move here?
24:46I was, uh, 23.
24:49My parents wanted to get me away from some bad influences.
24:52Oh.
24:54What kind of bad influences?
24:57Keeping it vague, huh?
25:00What does it matter?
25:01I've been here 12 years,
25:02and look at me now,
25:03robbing houses with a banker.
25:05It's...
25:06a hedge fund,
25:07but whatever.
25:09You can use a housekeeper.
25:11I have a service.
25:12Comes twice a week.
25:13Oh.
25:15Oh.
25:16Getting ripped off.
25:18So, you know,
25:20you never did tell me
25:20why you didn't turn me in that night at Nick's.
25:23I wanted in.
25:25Well, yeah,
25:25but why?
25:29I mean, look,
25:29if we're gonna be partners,
25:30you might as well know at least...
25:32this about each other.
25:36I've been cleaning houses 10 years.
25:38I know women who've been doing it into their 70s.
25:40And for what?
25:43What do they get?
25:46At a certain point,
25:47it feels like not taking the shortcut
25:49is a bigger crime than the actual crime.
25:51Well, what's the end game?
25:53Bringing my parents here,
25:55for starters.
25:56I know an immigration lawyer
25:57might be able to help with that.
25:58You make it sound like
25:58all I have to do is sign the right forms.
26:02It takes a lot of money to get them here.
26:04It takes even more money to keep them here,
26:05and...
26:07giving them a life.
26:09Fair enough.
26:10And then there's Jibo getting in trouble faster than I can get him out.
26:14You wouldn't understand.
26:15Well, I don't know if you're right about that.
26:18They just moved my sister in with me.
26:21In here?
26:21Yeah.
26:22And you're okay with that?
26:23Yeah.
26:24I mean, you know, I don't know.
26:25You get used to living with people.
26:29There's a presence.
26:30Even if they're not in the same room,
26:32or if you're asleep.
26:34An empty house just feels different.
26:37More like a tomb, you know?
26:39And then you start looking for any excuse to not come home.
26:42And that, I can tell you from personal experience,
26:44leads to some very poor decisions.
26:46I should get your money.
27:06You're cut from the last two jobs.
27:11Now you're gonna count it?
27:15I trust you.
27:16No, you don't.
27:17Not yet, anyway.
27:19I'm gonna count it when I get home.
27:21That's what I would do.
27:27Thanks for a beer, Groot.
27:32You sure about Hector?
27:34You sure about any of this?
27:39Okay, so the anniversary of your first episode is coming up?
27:43Ah, next week.
27:46I would have been married 11 years.
27:49Were you tempted to reach out to Bruce again?
27:54No.
27:56I do wonder what he would have gotten me.
28:00It was a steel anniversary.
28:02Or turquoise.
28:04The internet is divided.
28:06How did it feel in your body to think about that?
28:11Heavy.
28:13Mm-hmm.
28:14In my legs.
28:16Like I'm stuck in the mud.
28:21I heard Hold Me Now by the Thompson Twins on the radio on my way to a gig.
28:25That was supposed to be our wedding song.
28:29And, um...
28:31And I got through the whole thing this time.
28:33Usually I have to cut it off after the first verse.
28:38And did you make it to the gig?
28:39I did.
28:43And?
28:44They offered me a regular slot.
28:48That's terrific.
28:50How did Andy react?
28:51He must have been proud.
28:52I haven't told him.
28:53I haven't told anyone.
28:55Sounds to me like you redirected some powerful emotions into your art.
29:00You were rewarded for it.
29:03Can you let yourself celebrate that?
29:06Historically, uh, things don't go so well when I celebrate.
29:10Let's talk about that.
29:14Elena picked a target.
29:15And Hector came through with our first $5,000 alarm code.
29:18One, two, four, two, three.
29:22Oh, come on.
29:24Come on.
29:28Hector, my man.
29:29You could sound a little less surprised.
29:32Oh, sorry. It's just a little nerve-wracking.
29:37Elena, is there a dog here?
29:39Died last month.
29:40They made Lorelai handle the burial.
29:41Thank God.
29:42I mean, not thank God.
29:44That's awful.
29:46God.
29:47Handle the burial?
29:49That's rough.
29:50No pun intended.
29:53How does that compare to what, uh, Nick makes you do?
29:56Well, that's easy.
29:57Or else he's barely home anymore.
29:59Yeah.
29:59Thanks for that.
30:00Shit. Sorry.
30:01But isn't this bitter act getting a little old?
30:04You're telling me you never cheated on anybody?
30:06Never.
30:07Wow. Really?
30:08You could sound a little less surprised.
30:12Okay.
30:14I think I found it.
30:15Okay. So we're looking for anything or a mess.
30:18Mrs. Hicks, sales associate, couldn't or wouldn't get her the new season Birkencolor ways
30:22so she's still offended to wear any of the bags.
30:24Anything on the island is fair deal.
30:28Uh...
30:28There's probably a no more obnoxious or coveted status symbol than the Hermes Birken, named
30:33after singer-actress Jane Birken.
30:35They're handcrafted in France by an elusive cabal of craftsmen trained in centuries-old equestrian
30:39trade techniques.
30:40Using only the highest-end leather, exotic animal skins, stitching, and hardware, the Birken
30:45is the crown jewel of any woman's handbag collection.
30:48The rub is, you can't simply walk into an Hermes boutique and buy one.
30:52You've got to play the Hermes game.
30:54Which means spending tens of thousands on jewelry and accessories, a.k.a Birken bait,
30:59just to get wait-listed for the privilege of spending upwards of 50 grand for a bag.
31:04And you thought hedge funds were...
31:05What the fuck is that?
31:06There's another alarm?
31:08Why the fuck is there another alarm?
31:10Hello?
31:10Try the house code.
31:11There's no fucking keypad.
31:13Where do I find a keypad?
31:14Do you know?
31:15It's gotta be there somewhere.
31:16Wait, wait, wait.
31:17I got it.
31:17I got it.
31:17Hold on.
31:18Hold on.
31:20Holy shit.
31:23Coop?
31:23It's not working.
31:24It's not working.
31:25Coop!
31:26Fuck!
31:27What do I do?
31:27Get out of there!
31:44Yeah, I don't think I can do that.
31:47Why not?
31:48Because they got another dog.
31:51A dog.
31:53Hey.
31:54Hi.
31:57Want a treat?
31:59Huh?
32:01Huh?
32:02Huh?
32:03Huh?
32:11It's coming up front.
32:13Do not come up front.
32:14Do not go up front.
32:15I don't really have a choice.
32:24Leave it.
32:35¡Suscríbete al canal!
33:04¡Suscríbete al canal!
33:35¡Suscríbete al canal!
33:44¡Suscríbete al canal!
33:45¡Suscríbete al canal!
33:47¡Suscríbete al canal!
33:52¡Suscríbete al canal!
33:52Coop?
33:53¿Hola?
34:17¿¡Suscríbete al canal!
34:17Ok, ok, ok, ok.
34:18Turn the lights, turn the lights!
34:20Ok, turn the lights, turn the lights...
34:22Ok, turn the lights, turn the lights...
34:24...shhht...
34:31Holy shit.
34:32Okay.
34:37Where the fuck are we?
34:58Hey, I need your airwrap.
35:01Mom.
35:03What, you're not even dressed? People are already here.
35:07I just have to do my makeup.
35:17So gorgeous.
35:21Hey, come on. I'll help you.
35:24Oh yeah, sorry.
35:25Just like look at the ceiling?
35:27Perfect.
35:50Okay, please open space, please. Oh, there you are. Happy birthday, mom. Happy birthday, mom. Happy birthday, mom.
35:58You look beautiful. Um, bar. Now. Oh, now? Yes.
36:04Oh, you're gonna stand.
36:07Oh, don't I?
36:10Wow.
36:11Just, you know.
36:12What?
36:15Babe.
36:19A mel-tini. It's a nice signature drink.
36:23Baby, I just really want a vodka martini. Very dirty.
36:26Yeah, that's what the mel-tini is. I know what you like, babe.
36:30Hey, girl.
36:31Oh!
36:32Oh my god.
36:34We're both fire signs.
36:37Really? Yeah.
36:38We're more into Enneagrams here.
36:40You mean like word games?
36:42Uh...
36:43Yeah.
36:43Yeah, sure.
36:44Right.
36:46Wow.
36:47I mean...
36:48Okay.
36:49Oh.
36:49Hey, Sam.
36:50Paul.
36:52Could you give us a minute?
36:53I don't think so.
36:53I don't think so.
36:57Did you get my voicemails?
36:58Anything you have to say can go through our lawyers. God knows we pay them enough.
37:01I pay them enough.
37:02You can afford it.
37:03Unless Misty is spending you out of house and home.
37:06Can you really rack up that much of a tab at Fashion Nova?
37:08Yeah, it doesn't have to be like this.
37:12Oh.
37:13You should go back up there.
37:14It looks like they're proofing your girlfriend at the bar.
37:21Ladies?
37:22Bye, Paul.
37:26Bye, Paul.
37:48What the fuck?
37:49How did Hector not know about the second alarm?
37:51They gotta be from the same company.
37:52He didn't know what he was looking for, okay?
37:54Well, for five grand, you better fucking know.
37:55Can you sit down?
37:56You're making it worse.
37:58Where's your first aid kit?
37:59I don't have one.
38:01Okay, do you have vodka?
38:02In the freezer.
38:04Give me a phone.
38:04I'm gonna order the rest on DoorDash.
38:06Fucker.
38:06Okay, I need your face.
38:08Fucker.
38:08Oh, man.
38:10Ugh.
38:15Why is Samantha Levitt sending you nudes?
38:18Oh, my God.
38:18It's complicated, okay?
38:20How do you know Samantha Levitt?
38:22Why does everybody know everybody in this town?
38:24Of course, everyone fucking knows everyone.
38:26Is that why you were fighting with her husband at Nick's?
38:28No, Paul is just a dick, okay?
38:30Can we please drop this?
38:31No.
38:35Okay.
38:38Ready?
38:39Yeah.
38:41Uh...
38:43We gotta be more careful.
38:44People are gonna hear about this.
38:46About you and Sam?
38:47No.
38:48About me being chased by police and a dog.
38:51Hey.
38:52It'll pass.
38:53Yeah.
38:54So this looks more like a scratch than a full-on bite,
38:58but I would still probably put some antibiotics on it.
39:00It'll be fine.
39:00What are we gonna do about Hector?
39:02I'll straighten out Hector.
39:04Okay?
39:04Okay.
39:05You know what?
39:06I'll be fine.
39:07I'll be fine.
39:08I gotta go.
39:09I'm gonna be late.
39:10Late?
39:11Late to what?
39:12Mel's birthday party.
39:13I gotta change.
39:15Are you serious?
39:17You're a complicated guy, Coop.
39:19I know.
39:19Sometimes I don't understand myself.
39:22Oh.
39:22Another shot for this bad bitch.
39:23Tequila shots.
39:24Doubles, please.
39:25And we have not Julio.
39:26None of that spring break shit.
39:27Uh-uh.
39:28You won't ask adults.
39:29Line them up.
39:30Strong.
39:31And here we go.
39:31It's your thing.
39:34Oh.
39:35Happy birthday.
39:35Okay, that's my girl.
39:37Oh.
39:39Allie?
39:42Happy birthday, Mellie.
39:44Thank you for coming.
39:46Of course I wouldn't miss it.
39:47Lee, we haven't seen you in forever.
39:49You do not age.
39:51You look amazing.
39:52Oh, of course she looks amazing.
39:53Yeah.
39:54She doesn't have kids sucking the life out of her through her tits.
39:57Mm-hmm.
39:57May I apologize in advance for anything they may say at any point tonight?
40:01Please don't leave.
40:03Don't fuck yourself, Coop!
40:07Fuck you!
40:08Oh, shit.
40:09Did somebody miss their nap time?
40:14Okay, let's dance.
40:15Okay.
40:16It's you.
40:16Oh, come on.
40:17Birthday girl dance.
40:19Birthday girl dance.
40:19I'm the only one.
40:20I'm the champion.
40:22I'm the champion.
40:22And I get it done.
40:23It's all the same.
40:24I make it, get, get what I want, what I want, what I want, what I want, cause I like
40:27it.
40:28I walk into the room, got all eyes on me.
40:31You know I am the mood, my own energy.
40:36I'm doing it my way, yeah.
40:42Hey, sir.
41:05Hey, cat.
41:06Hey, cat.
41:13How are you?
41:15Looking good.
41:28It's quite a picture.
41:32Are you gonna do something about it?
41:33It got out of bed, didn't it?
41:35You've been spending a lot of time in bed recently.
41:38Okay, is this about the girl?
41:40Wow.
41:41You nailed it on your first try.
41:42And they say men are too.
41:43Sam.
41:44I just thought you were better than that.
41:46Well, better than Paul, at least.
41:48Though I have to admit, it's not a very high bar.
41:51Okay.
41:52She was a former colleague.
41:54She came by to drop some things off at the house.
41:55She never even came inside.
41:57She kissed you like someone who's fucked you.
42:00Well, maybe some women just kissed that way.
42:20There you are.
42:21Tori, can I get you over here for a minute?
42:24Why?
42:25Nick wants a family photo.
42:26I'm not his family.
42:32That's what I'm talking about.
42:34That wasn't for you.
42:35Well, I'm gonna pretend it was.
42:37Ah.
42:40You're late.
42:40Yes, I'm sorry.
42:42Cut me some slack, please, will you?
42:46What?
42:49Okay, are you gonna tell me what's wrong,
42:50or are you gonna stand there with your arms crossed?
42:52All you get is slack.
42:54Slack to be a shitty dad, husband, whatever, with no consequences.
42:58Excuse me.
42:59My life is one big consequence.
43:03See, you want me to feel bad for you, and this is all your fault.
43:06Hey, for the record, I didn't choose any of this.
43:09Okay, but you didn't fight, Dad.
43:11It was your job to fight for Mom for us.
43:14Okay, you were the only one who could, and you just walked away.
43:19Well, it was a little more complicated than that.
43:22Right, you made leaving look pretty fucking simple.
43:24Hey, hey, hey.
43:27Jake?
43:27Hey, I got this.
43:28I know.
43:29Can you do me a favor?
43:30Yeah.
43:30Get the fuck out of my way.
43:31Oh, sure thing.
43:34Hey.
43:47Hey.
43:49Hey.
43:50Hey.
43:50You came.
43:51Yeah.
43:52Just in time to get my ass handed to me by our daughter.
43:54Well, I gotta pass tonight.
43:57For my birthday.
43:58Well, happy birthday, Mel.
44:02Oh.
44:04Oh.
44:04We went all out.
44:05Sorry.
44:07Hello.
44:08Justin.
44:10That's very cute.
44:14Yeah, you can have me.
44:15Okay, good.
44:16Where is Mel?
44:19Where are you now?
44:21Uh-oh.
44:21There you go.
44:24Come on, baby.
44:25I want you next to me for this.
44:27Pretty, please.
44:32Come on.
44:33Come on.
44:34Come on.
44:35Come on.
44:35Come on.
44:35Just let him do it.
44:36You got it.
44:37You got it.
44:37You got it.
44:37Come on.
44:38Come on.
44:41Yay.
44:44Happy birthday.
44:46Yes.
44:47You're welcome.
44:48Happy birthday.
44:50Got you a drink, huh?
44:51I'm loving it.
44:53Thank you.
44:54I know you didn't want this party, but...
44:57How could I not spoil you?
44:59I mean, look at you.
45:03Don't you hit me?
45:04It's true, right?
45:07You teach me something new every day.
45:10I'm my best self when I'm with you, because I want to be better for you.
45:13You guide me through space and time.
45:16You speak to my soul.
45:18I love you, babe.
45:19I love you, babe.
45:21Sir?
45:23Thank you.
45:25So, everyone, raise your mel-teenies for the birthday girl.
45:30I love you, babe.
45:37Hey, hey, hey!
45:38Why don't you say something?
45:40You will see.
45:43Oh, God!
45:45Oh, God.
45:46I love you.
45:49No, God.
45:50No, God.
45:51I love you.
45:52That's all right.
45:53Come on up.
45:56That's all right.
45:58I love you.
45:58I love you.
45:58Come on up.
46:08Got it
46:15Sorry, I am one of those people
46:17That needs to fill every awkward silence
46:19That was beautiful, Nick
46:21Literal tears
46:25Yeah, clearly an emotional moment
46:27For all of us
46:28Give a round of applause to Nick
46:30Yeah
46:34Nick
46:36Strong ass
46:37Jim
46:40That's a very tough act to follow
46:42But I'm just going to steal this stool here
46:45From the, sorry, from the DJ
46:48So
46:52I would like to
46:53I would love
46:55To play a song
46:57In honor of the birthday girl
47:02Oh, and, uh
47:04I will be playing weeknights at the Tap Ale House
47:07If you are so inclined
47:15Here we go
47:19I have a picture
47:24Pinned to my wall
47:26An image of you and of me
47:31And we're laughing
47:33And we're laughing
47:34We're loving it all
47:38But look at our lives now
47:42All tattered and torn
47:47We fuss and we fight and delight in the tears that we cried until dawn
47:55Oh, hold me down
47:59Oh, hold me down
48:02Oh, hold my heart
48:05Stay with me
48:30What happened to your leg?
48:32What happened to your speech?
48:33Don't fuck with me right now
48:38Hey
48:41You okay?
48:4818 years of marriage
48:51You never once asked me that
48:55Well, for what it's worth
48:57I wish I had
49:03Huh
49:10Where did you get that?
49:13They sell these in stores, though
49:16But this I happened to get in Hunter's room
49:19Oh, well, great
49:22Please, don't worry about him now
49:23Worry about him when he gets better at hiding it
49:25Tell that to your mother
49:26She chewed me out in the supermarket the other day
49:28For being a bad parent
49:30I think that's just her way of saying she misses you
49:35Maybe she's right
49:38Maybe we are fucking up our kids
49:40Well, she would know
49:41She set the industry standard of terrible parenting
49:44Coop
49:45Okay
49:47Maybe we are fucking them up
49:49But please
49:50Give yourself a break
49:54Whatever we have done to them
49:56Started way before the divorce
49:58So
50:14To answer your question, I'm not okay
50:19Nothing feels real to me anymore
50:25I'm numb
50:25All the time
50:29I miss moments I can't ever get back
50:31Every day
50:32Moments with the kids
50:35My patients
50:36My god, I'm a terrible fucking therapist right now
50:40You're not a terrible therapist
50:42No, no, trust me
50:43You're not there
50:45Maybe it's not enough
50:46They fuck up our kids
50:47They gotta fuck up everybody else's kids too
50:49Well, it's good to have goals
51:01Feels like I've been angry for so long
51:03I thought I was angry at you
51:04But now you're gone
51:06I'm still so angry
51:12I'm just fucked up
51:17You hide it very well
51:18Ow
51:30You ask if I love you
51:34Well, what could I say
51:38You know that I do
51:43And this is just one of those games that you play
51:48So I'll sing you a new song
51:54Please don't cry anymore
52:00I'll even ask your forgiveness
52:03Though I don't know just what I'm asking it for
52:08Oh, and hold me now
52:14Oh, warm my heart
52:21Stay with me
52:35Oh, warm my heart
52:51Oh, hi
52:53Hi
53:03Damn it
53:10Probably should get that fixed
53:12It's on the list
53:13Oh, warm my heart
53:23Stay with me
53:25Let loving start
53:30Let loving start
53:32Whoa
53:33Oh, warm my heart
53:37Oh, warm my heart
53:39Oh, warm my heart
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