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Your Friends and Neighbors S01E03
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00:09¡Gracias!
00:43¡Gracias!
01:00¡Gracias!
01:01¡Felph!
01:01Yeah.
01:02I need you on the rig.
01:05Hey, you know there's a ton of trees out there, right?
01:07Yeah, they'll give us a lot of shade.
01:08Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:09About these trees.
01:09Yeah, we need the shade.
01:11But... Do we?
01:11Sorry, we're running late.
01:12Okay. Have a great day.
01:14Bye, bye, girls. Bye!
01:16Hey, Cooper.
01:17Hey. Bye.
01:21You walk or drive?
01:22I walk. You told me to walk.
01:23Right. Take in my car.
01:26Come on.
01:28Ok
01:39Jesus Barney, ¿es that the Spectre?
01:42Special edition, all electric
01:44Grace bought it for me a few weeks ago
01:46A Berkeley gift
01:47Well, that was nice of her
01:49No, no, no, no
01:50It's brinksmanship
01:52See, I can't come down on her about her spending
01:54If I'm driving on fucking rolls
01:55Come on, you love it
01:58It is a hell of a car
02:00It is so choice
02:03I'm driving
02:07Sure
02:50A paper shadow in a house of stone
02:55The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
03:00I never knew how far the ride was gonna go
03:34Till I look back
03:35I don't wanna smell their dying roses
03:40I got my pocket full of roses
03:45I don't keep up with the chunces
04:07So where are we going, anyway?
04:08We are going to see a lawyer
04:10Barney, I can't sue Bailey Russell
04:12They'll squash me like a bug
04:13I'm sorry, I should have been more clear
04:15We are going to see Rick Massey hello
04:20Got an appointment with Massey
04:21How'd you get an appointment with Massey?
04:22Doesn't matter
04:23Point is, as soon as Bailey hears his name
04:26They'll settle
04:26The last thing Jack wants
04:29Is Massey putting on a big show
04:30And rattling his investors
04:31He will be expensive
04:33He'll do it on contingency
04:35He told you that
04:35Well, not as such
04:36But he'll convince him
04:37It's gonna take half
04:39Probably
04:39But that other half
04:40Is a lot more than you have now
04:42We have bills to pay, my friend
04:44Starting with mine
04:45Nick Brandes
04:48Nick, hey
04:49What's good, Barney?
04:51Just checking in on that refi for the gym
04:53Dobbs is saying
04:54We can find the next two locations
04:55Without liquidating any of my market
04:57Yeah, hey, sorry, Nick
04:59I'm in the car with Coop
05:00I'm on speaker?
05:01Yeah
05:02Hey, what's up, Coop?
05:04You guys know the women
05:05Have that self-defense thing tonight
05:06Is that tonight?
05:07That's what I'm told
05:08We're all bachelors tonight, fellas
05:10So I'm gonna get some meat and booze
05:13And have everyone over to hang
05:14You guys in?
05:15Sounds good
05:15Yes, sir
05:16What about you, Coop?
05:17Hard pass, Nick
05:19Yeah, well, uh
05:21The invitation stands
05:22If you change your mind
05:23Yeah, I won't
05:24Thanks
05:28Well, I'm gonna hang up
05:29Before this gets awkward
05:31See you tonight, Nick
05:31All right, Barney
05:32Hit me back about the refi
05:38What?
05:39What happened to Team Coop?
05:40You told me there are no teams
05:41But if there were
05:43Obviously
05:43I'm on yours
05:44Fuck Nick
05:45But you'll go over to his house
05:46The man throws a good party
05:48We should go
05:50You shouldn't
05:52Well, as of a few days ago
05:53Nick is my biggest client
05:54So
05:55My hands are tied
05:56Whoa
05:58It's a shame
05:58If something happened to this car
05:59Do not even joke about that
06:06You can't win
06:08I just gotta say that up front
06:09You're a smart guy, Coop
06:10You know you can't go the distance
06:11With these guys
06:14Well, thanks for your time
06:15Good news is
06:16You don't have to win
06:17You just gotta get past
06:18Some re-judgment
06:19At which point
06:20Bailey will start making offers
06:21Then it becomes a negotiation
06:23And I'm a great fucking negotiator
06:25Will you do it on contingency?
06:28No
06:29I gotta charge a full freight
06:30On this one, pal
06:31Retainers, 200K
06:32This could take a while
06:34What's a while?
06:35Three months?
06:36Six months?
06:37Hmm
06:37Two, three years
06:39Jesus
06:39Yeah, Southern District
06:41It is what it is
06:44Sure you got the money for this fight
06:45He does
06:49I don't
06:50Look, I
06:51I gotta get back to court
06:52Show you coffee on me, huh?
06:54So you're taking the case?
06:56I'm gonna mull it over
06:57Check the schedule
06:58I'll be in touch, okay?
07:01Two to three years?
07:03Managing expectations
07:04I can't afford him
07:05Look, pay the retainer
07:06And just watch the dominoes
07:07Start to fall
07:09You are being
07:10Uncharacteristically optimistic
07:11You've seen what's happening
07:12At my house
07:14Optimism is the only option
07:17Come on
07:18Go get some real coffee
07:19You're buying
07:21You got carpet moths
07:24Carpet moths?
07:26Yeah, they lay their eggs
07:27In your rugs
07:27I found larva
07:28In pretty much every room here
07:29Jesus
07:30Well, you know
07:31It's a good thing
07:31You called me when you're dead
07:32Otherwise you'd have colonies here
07:34Can you get rid of them?
07:35Yeah
07:36Take a few treatments
07:37Maybe three over the next month
07:38It'll cost you $9,000
07:41$9,000?
07:42Yeah
07:42$10,500
07:43If you want to go
07:44With the non-toxic chemicals
07:45And I'll have to take that wall
07:47In the back of your closet down
07:48And that one at a minimum
07:49Are you serious?
07:51Yeah, I mean
07:51Look, they're in there
07:52And they're spreading
07:53First generation, best I can tell
07:55But if you don't get rid of them now
07:56You're going to have colonies
07:57Behind every wall in here
07:58And you'll never get rid of them
08:00When can you start?
08:02We're going to have a crew here
08:02In a couple of days
08:19Thanks for the ride, Barney
08:20My pleasure
08:26Hey
08:28Go
08:30Come to Nick's tonight
08:32Come on, you can stand
08:33Have a little fun
08:35It's been over a year
08:36Maybe it's time to let this one go
08:38He slept with my wife
08:41That's true
08:41But it's a little reductive
08:43Isn't it?
08:44I'm not saying Nick didn't fuck up
08:46He fucked up
08:47She fucked up
08:48But maybe
08:50Maybe you fucked up too, right?
08:51A little bit?
08:52Marriages are complicated
08:54So you're saying it's my fault?
08:55I'm saying it doesn't matter
08:57Whose fault it is
08:58We're all going to be here
08:59For the foreseeable future
09:01Do yourself a favor
09:02And get over it
09:03Would you?
09:05I would pretend to
09:07Well, I got my kids tonight, so
09:10Okay, fair enough
09:11I'll see you later, Barney
09:13See you, Coop
09:23Oh my god, she's so sweet
09:28She looks like an angel
09:34Oh, hey, Andy
09:35Your friend is here
09:36Hello, Coop
09:39What are you doing here?
09:40I was in the neighborhood
09:42In this neighborhood
09:43Figured I'd stop by
09:45See if you still wanted to do business
09:52Well, I am going to hit the shower
09:55And leave you to your business
09:56It was so nice to meet you, Lou
09:58You too, Allie
10:00Break a leg tonight
10:01Thank you
10:07Nice girl, your sister
10:08What are you doing in my house?
10:09I came for the watch
10:10I thought you said you couldn't move it
10:12I had to be sure you weren't a cop
10:15So I looked into you
10:16You looked into me
10:17Rich guy loses his big job
10:19With his big hedge fund
10:21Suddenly has big liquidity problems
10:23You could have sold your Maserati
10:25But what would the neighbors think
10:27If Andrew Cooper was suddenly driving a C-class
10:30So the Princeton finance superstar
10:33Turns to petty crime
10:35You have no idea what you're talking about
10:37The Richard Neal watch
10:39It isn't yours
10:40But it came from this neighborhood
10:42Bradley Sperling
10:44A couple of streets over from here
10:47It took me one phone call
10:49To trace the serial number on the watch
10:51Find out who bought it
10:53And where they live
10:54Nothing so dangerous as someone
10:56Who doesn't know what they don't know
10:58Am I right?
10:59But what you do know
11:00Is I know where you live
11:03I know where your family lives
11:07Are you threatening me?
11:09Don't think of it as a threat
11:11It's more of a contract, really
11:14That says
11:15If you get caught
11:17You won't talk about your new friend Lou
11:19And if you do
11:20There will be penalties
11:23Honor among thieves
11:25Not a thief
11:27I don't know what you are yet
11:30I think maybe you don't either
11:39Now why don't you go get that watch
12:09I can't talk to you
12:10Why do you keep sending me the voicemail?
12:12It's more polite than hanging up on you
12:14Is it?
12:15Which I'm gonna do now
12:16Jack's gonna ask you to come to his office tomorrow
12:18He's gonna tell you I hired Massey
12:21Shit, Coop
12:22Jack fucked me, Liv
12:23You know he did
12:24Massey will drag me into it
12:27My name will be in the papers
12:28I'm not gonna let that happen
12:29But you will be deposed
12:30I'll be the whore in the story
12:32Jack's gonna tell you to lie
12:33And you're telling me not to?
12:34I'm asking you
12:36To do what's right
12:38He took everything from me, Liv
12:40And now you're gonna do that to me
12:42This isn't about you
12:43Yeah, the hell it isn't
12:45I'm hanging up now
12:46Liv, please
12:52Hi, guys
12:53Hey, Dad
12:54Hey, Dad
12:55How was school?
12:56Same old, same old
12:57Smells good
12:58Yeah, I'm making pasta
13:00Oh, I'm going out with Jake
13:02I thought I texted you
13:03No, you
13:06Oh, you did
13:07Okay
13:08I just came to drop my stuff off
13:10Oh, she's taking me to Scott's
13:12So we can squeeze in a quick sound check
13:14Who's Scott?
13:15McGregor
13:17We're playing at a party later tonight
13:18You don't remember?
13:21Okay, right
13:22So, no dinner?
13:23Alright, kid, let's go
13:24I'll eat leftovers later
13:26Whoa, hold on
13:27When are you guys planning on coming home?
13:30By 11 or 12?
13:30Yeah, soon
13:32You know you both have school tomorrow
13:35Oh, that's true
13:36We do
13:37Yeah, he's right
13:38It's all parenting, Dad
13:39Come on
13:50Jesus
13:51Hey
13:52I didn't know you were still here
13:55What are you doing?
13:56Sit down, have a drink
13:57Watch, uh, Belgium's finest
14:00Can't
14:00I got a gig
14:01Again?
14:04Don't act so surprised
14:05Well, I'll, um, get cleaned up
14:07I'll come listen
14:08Mm-mm
14:09It'll just kill the vibe and make me nervous
14:13Okay
14:15Where are the kids?
14:16Oh, blowing me off
14:17Ugh, I'm sorry, Andy
14:19I wish I could stay
14:20Hey, I'm fine
14:21Please
14:22Do your thing
14:22Oh, I hate to leave you like this
14:25Like what?
14:26I've got pasta, scotch
14:28Jean-Claude Van Damme
14:31It's very exciting
14:32Okay
14:33Well, I'll see you later
14:35Bye
14:35Bye
14:36Bye
14:37Bye
14:38Break a leg
14:39Thank you
14:40You look very nice
14:40Thank you very much
14:50Hey
14:51Hey
14:52House is empty, you want to come over?
14:54I can, I've got that self-defense thing
14:55Jesus, you too?
14:57A woman's got to know how to fight back
14:59Against who, exactly?
15:01No idea, but I'll be ready for them when they come
15:05Hey, I gotta go, uh, call me later?
15:08Yeah
15:19Everyone I knew was out that night
15:20And lately it seemed that loneliness
15:22Was all it took to turn a bad idea
15:24Into a good one
15:25Fuck it
15:29So you saw it, right?
15:31Did you go?
15:33Hi
15:35Hi
15:35Hi
15:36Hey
15:36Hi, guys
15:38Great turn out
15:39Thank you
15:39Who knew?
15:40Well, I think they just like the excuse to come in and steal your decorating ideas
15:43Oh, that's great, by the way
15:45Really?
15:46I was thinking about doing a refresh
15:47Oh, whatever
15:49Um, those are pot brownies
15:51I'd wait till later
15:52Are they gluten-free?
15:55Obviously
15:55Well, okay, then
15:59Okay, ladies
16:01Who wants to get raped?
16:06That is the right answer
16:08So put down your canapes
16:10And let's get serious
16:15All the wives were at Maggie and Suzanne's for drunken kung fu
16:18And the husbands were all getting loaded at Nick's
16:20Which meant I had my choice of empty houses
16:25Back when Mel and I were married
16:26We never said no to a dinner invitation from the Resnicks
16:31Dom was a professional chef
16:32And the meals were always first rate
16:37Front door open
16:42Secure
16:43Kat Resnick was one of the most sought-after criminal defense attorneys in Manhattan
16:47At two grand an hour, she was supposed to be a real shark in the courtroom
16:52She was also supposed to be out for the evening
16:55And that
16:56That was not dumb
17:19Oh, God
17:21Sorry
17:39The kid was Blake Farkas
17:42A year ahead of Tori
17:44And from what I could recall
17:45Dating Kat's daughter, Alyssa
18:02Domain Dovenet Chevalier Montrachet Grand Cru 2013 Vintage
18:10The brainchild of Lalu Bizet Leroy
18:13A.K.A. the Queen Burgundy
18:16A pioneer in biodynamic winemaking
18:18She was known to treat her vines in San Román
18:20As living beings with their own personalities
18:23This is the exact sort of curated horseshit
18:25That pretentious enophiles love
18:27And let's face it
18:28Are there any unpretentious enophiles?
18:30Which is why they're more than happy to fork out 32 grand a bottle for it
18:34At that price point
18:36Maybe tonight wasn't a total loss
18:37As long as I could find a way out of here
18:47Oh
18:48Oh
18:49Oh
18:49¡Ah!
18:52¡Ah!
18:53¡Ah!
19:03¡Oh!
19:14¡Oh, Dios mío!
19:20Coop
19:23Yes
19:24Coop, where the hell are you?
19:26Out.
19:27Everyone's in next.
19:28You gotta come over.
19:30We talked about this.
19:31Yeah, but that was when I was sober.
19:33Like, just, just come on.
19:35What are you gonna do?
19:36You gonna go home and throw yourself...
19:37...another pity party in your empty house?
19:40I'm depressed just thinking about it.
19:41Look, just come over for me, okay?
19:43Come over.
19:44Come...
19:44Oh! Oh!
19:46Oh!
19:47There is no way in hell I am coming over there.
19:52Mr. Cooper.
19:54Elena.
19:55Surprised to see me?
19:56Yes.
19:58Uh, sorry, I mean, no.
20:00I, I, I didn't know you were coming.
20:03They're downstairs.
20:04Great.
20:05Thanks.
20:30Get one of these now, because once this baby hits the market, it'll be too late.
20:34No, no, no, no, no.
21:19No, no, no, no, no, no.
21:30No, no, no, no.
21:38Wow, Grand Cru, that's a nice bottle.
21:41It's all right.
21:41I'll open it at the bar to let it breathe.
21:43All right.
21:44Yeah, glad you came.
21:48Captain Kirk's toilet.
21:50This is a nice development.
21:52It's about time you listen to me and let this shit go.
21:55I'm not letting anything go.
21:56That fucking guy took my wife.
21:58I'm not letting it take my friends, too.
21:59That's the spirit.
22:01Jesus, how drunk are you?
22:03Well, let's see.
22:05I'm seven figures over budget on the renovation.
22:07My in-laws are moving to the U.S. to be closer to us,
22:10and my largest, most profitable client
22:12threw a hand grenade into his career.
22:15I won't pay his bills.
22:16So, pretty fucking drunk.
22:20The question is, why are you not?
22:24You make a good point.
22:35The fuck is this?
22:37Your life is in danger.
22:40Right?
22:41Yes.
22:42Right.
22:43So, oh!
22:46Right.
22:47You strike the throat.
22:48It's a one-two.
22:50You got it?
22:50Yeah.
22:51You.
22:52Up here.
22:53Me?
22:54Yeah, come on.
22:54Oh, yeah.
22:58Oh, come on.
23:02Do it.
23:04Come on, choke up.
23:05Okay.
23:05Oh.
23:12Oh, no, I'm not laughing.
23:13Come on.
23:14Oh.
23:14Oh.
23:15Okay.
23:17You, uh...
23:17Oh, break.
23:18Break.
23:19Break.
23:20Ow.
23:20Oh, see.
23:21Okay.
23:22Knee.
23:24Straight.
23:25Holder.
23:25Do it again.
23:26Sorry, is this okay?
23:27Come on, come on.
23:28Like you mean it.
23:29Like you mean it.
23:29Like you mean it.
23:31All right.
23:31Now, she is going to take away everything you care about,
23:34everything you love.
23:36Now, what are you going to do?
23:43Hunter.
23:44Yo, Hunter.
23:47Yeah?
23:48Come here.
23:51Yeah, uh, this is Hunter.
23:52He's our drummer.
23:53He's a bad man.
23:56You got to hear his groove.
23:57What school do you go to?
23:59What?
24:01What school do you go to?
24:03Oh, Mayfield.
24:04Same as you.
24:05Really?
24:07Sorry.
24:08It's okay.
24:09I'm a great boy, you, anyway.
24:11Well, it's keeping out for you.
24:15Mushrooms, you want?
24:18No, no, I'm good.
24:20It'll fuck up my drummer.
24:23Or it'll take you to the next level.
24:29Fuck it.
24:30Come on, it'll be cool.
24:39I've got to introduce you to this guy that I buy from Scotland.
24:41He uses these reclaimed sherry barrels to build his own casks.
24:45Gives it this sweetness and mahogany tones.
24:47Guy's an artist.
24:48But sherry casks make all the difference.
24:49Out here, scotch was like a fucking religion.
24:53Every time someone poured you a drink, they'd have to give a fucking TED talk about the scotch.
24:57Then someone else would inevitably chime in about some great bottle they once had that you couldn't get anymore and
25:01blah, blah, blah.
25:03I think at some point, it just started to dawn on everyone that this was it.
25:07These houses, these wives, these jobs, this would be the sum total of their lives.
25:12Their futures were already written.
25:14And so the quest to stave off the emptiness began.
25:17Scotch, cigars, smoked meats, custom golf clubs, high-end escorts, entire industries built to cash in on the quiet desperation
25:25of rich, middle-aged men.
25:37Coop, did I hear you left, Bailey Russell?
25:44Yeah, I've been developing my own thing with this family office out of Dubai.
25:49That's a big move.
25:50Congrats, Coop.
25:51Yeah.
25:52Thanks.
25:52You investing it yet?
25:54Doing a lot of mezzanine work lately.
25:55We should talk.
25:57Yeah, we're still papering the deal.
25:59What about my investments at Bailey?
26:01Should I be getting out?
26:02I would.
26:03No.
26:04No.
26:14Let's go!
26:21You don't know how you move me, deconstruct me, and consume me.
26:31I'm all used up, I'm out of luck, and I'm so struck by something in your eyes that is keeping
26:42my hope alive.
26:44But I'm sick of myself when I look at you, something so beautiful and true.
26:52The world that's struggling in your eyes that is keeping my hope alive.
26:57The world that's struggling in our lives, hard to even want to try.
27:00The world that's struggling in our lives, hard to even want to try.
27:35Hunter!
27:36What the fuck, dude?
27:38What the fuck, dude?
28:34¡Eso es búllf***!
28:36You hit like a victim. Is that what you are? Are you a victim?
28:40No. Why are you smiling?
28:42Do it. Hit it.
28:44Come on.
28:47Better. Better. Yes.
28:50Yes. Yes.
28:53Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
28:55Yes.
28:56Oh.
29:03I caress all the pain, keep it deep inside. I can grasp all the faints, but I need some time.
29:16If the grass grows greener on the other side. If you want, I'll be waiting, but I need some time.
29:31Give me two more days. I love you.
29:41Hey. That was really great.
29:44Thanks.
29:46Can I buy you a drink?
29:47I drink for free. It's going to be part of the deal.
29:51Okay. Well, can I buy myself a drink and keep you company? I'm Tom, by the way.
29:57Oh. You seem like a good guy, Tom, and with exceptional shoulders, but I'm going to level with you. I'm
30:04a bad bet.
30:05That's cool. I know where all the exits are.
30:10Hang on.
30:12Hey, kid. What's up? How you doing?
30:16Wait, no, no, no, wait. Slow down. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. Where are you?
30:31Hey, man. Hey, man. You know where Hunter is?
30:34Huh?
30:37Don't do drugs.
30:42Come on, man. I got to pee. What's up?
30:50Hunter, it's me, Allie.
30:53Hunter, it's me, Allie.
31:11Hey, man.
31:12Hey, man. Get room for one more.
31:23Oh.
31:29Fancy.
31:33So what'd you take?
31:34Stem in a cap.
31:36Stem in a cap.
31:37Oh. Wow.
31:39You still tripping?
31:41That depends.
31:43You're sitting in the bathtub?
31:50Nobody ever sees me.
31:53No.
31:54I-I don't know why.
31:57I guess that's just how I am.
31:59I've gotten used to it.
32:01But today, with the band, they finally saw me.
32:06And it felt good.
32:11And then I blew it.
32:14I get it.
32:15I have been there.
32:19I'm still there.
32:22I kind of live there, actually.
32:24We're a lot alike when it comes to that.
32:27We're afraid to be seen, but it doesn't mean we don't want to be.
32:30Or need to be.
32:32Maybe that's why we're musicians.
32:34It's a chance to be seen.
32:35You want to cut a bitch?
32:36I will cut a bitch!
32:39Fuck off!
32:40Come on. Hurry up!
32:45Anyway, in this particular case,
32:46I don't think you have to worry about anything,
32:48because whatever happened out there,
32:50those kids are so damn stoned,
32:52they won't remember it tomorrow.
32:54You think so?
32:55Yeah.
32:57You ready to go home?
33:00Yeah.
33:01Okay.
33:04Well, um,
33:06you're gonna have to get up first,
33:07because I'm gonna need your help getting out of this thing.
33:10Come on.
33:17I would never hire a housekeeper that good-looking.
33:21I mean,
33:22Nick's gotta be banging her.
33:24I would.
33:25Yeah, I know you would.
33:26Would she?
33:29Touche.
33:29That's some serious hardware.
33:31Let's check it out.
33:34There you go.
33:37Look at that, baby.
33:39You can hold it.
33:40You just can't put it on your finger.
33:41Why not?
33:43Because you didn't win a fucking championship,
33:44now did you, Peter?
33:58Damn, Paul.
34:00She's something else.
34:01Not bad, huh?
34:03Oh, yeah.
34:04That's nice.
34:05She's just a waitress at one of your restaurants.
34:08It's always good to have a bullpen.
34:10You're dumb.
34:12All those young waitresses.
34:13Chef must get first pick.
34:15Come on.
34:16Not worth the fallout.
34:18No?
34:19Kat and I have got something pretty great.
34:24I really need to get divorced.
34:27Hey, how's that going with Sam, by the way?
34:30You guys gonna be able to avoid a whole legal thing?
34:33Not likely.
34:34She's bitter and jealous and greedy as fuck.
34:38That bitch is trying to clean me out.
34:39I made her a generous offer,
34:41but her bullshit attorneys convinced her
34:42she deserves a bigger slice of the pie.
34:44Hey, tell you what, she's not gonna get it.
34:47Jesus, Paul, give it a rest.
34:49What's your problem, Coop?
34:50She's the mother of your children.
34:51Why you gotta talk like that?
34:53I guess we're just built different.
34:54Nick, there's fucking the mother of your children,
34:56and you brought him a fancy bottle of wine.
34:58Paul, take it.
34:58Just keep it civil.
34:59That chiseling whore is trying to clean me out.
35:02Well, gee, Paul, I don't know.
35:04If Sam let your fat ass fuck her
35:06with that tiny, sad little dick of yours,
35:08maybe she deserves a-
35:09Motherfucker!
35:10Fuck her!
35:13Hey, I'm saying you're going to kill you, Paul!
35:14I'm fucking going to hate you!
35:16I'm fucking gonna kill you!
35:17I'm gonna fucking kill you!
35:18Yo, chill!
35:20Whoo!
35:21Okay.
35:23Okay, everyone.
35:24Now it's a party.
35:25You know what?
35:271,000 bucks to anyone who can score on me.
35:29Yeah.
35:30Who's feeling lucky?
35:31Me.
35:33Yeah.
35:34Let's go downstairs.
35:36You know the definition of a baller.
35:41That's me.
35:42C-H-I-N-G.
35:44To the Y.
35:45Let me explain to you.
35:46I'm a baller.
35:47So high.
35:49Roller, baby.
35:50Baby, baby.
35:51Shot, call, a baller.
35:53That's why I'm driving.
35:54Ain't nobody that's crazy.
35:55Driving like me.
35:56You a hater.
35:58You a hater.
35:58Why you trying to play me?
36:00I don't think you know.
36:02Baby, baby.
36:03Baby, baby.
36:04You ain't nobody that's crazy.
36:05I'm a baller for real.
36:06Girl, I know you do the nasty.
36:08I can tell when you walk past me.
36:11And your potter looking flashy.
36:13Earth things on your mind, just ask me.
36:15I know my earth related to the whiskey.
36:18Wabbit.
36:19Carrots all in it.
36:20Jazzy, it's a habit.
36:21Oh, where's my cash?
36:23Outside, I got a Benz and Jack.
36:26Hopefully, it'll make me.
36:27Come on, man.
36:28Come on, man.
36:29Come on, man.
36:29Come on, man.
36:31Come on, man.
36:31Come on, man.
36:32Come on, man.
36:32Come on, man.
36:32Denied.
36:33Access denied.
36:35Not today, motherfuckers.
36:37Not ever.
36:38Not in my house.
36:39All right, who's next?
36:40Can you take this?
36:42Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
36:45Okay, okay, enough of that.
36:48Jerry, you played D1, didn't you?
36:49Sure did.
36:50Okay.
36:51Hope you brought your A game.
36:52All right, 100 bucks on Jerry.
36:5410 to 1.
36:54Who's got it?
36:55I'll take that action.
36:56Oh, man.
36:58Come on, Jerry.
36:59Oh, like doggy.
37:00Come on.
37:01All right.
37:02Oh, you gonna post me up there?
37:03Is that the plan?
37:04Come on, Jerry.
37:04What do you think?
37:04Is a pick-up game in the line?
37:05Give me that.
37:07Cookies!
37:08Come on, Nick.
37:09Give me that.
37:11Cookies!
37:12Give me that.
37:13Give me that, Jerry.
37:15Yeah, I play defense, too.
37:17This is what the people want.
37:18Come on, Jerry.
37:19Come on, Jerry.
37:20There it is.
37:21This is what the people want.
37:24Oh, fuck!
37:26Oh, shit!
37:27Oh, fuck!
37:28Oh, no, no, no.
37:28God damn it.
37:29Oh, shit.
37:31I'm sorry, Jerry.
37:32Hold on.
37:32Let me just check it.
37:33Oh, what the fuck?
37:34Oh, fuck.
37:34That was bone.
37:36Hey, call 911.
37:38This is bad.
37:39Hey, I walked it off, man.
37:40Fuck!
37:41Shit, I'm sorry, Jerry.
37:42Damn it.
37:43It's all right.
37:43Oh, I hate seeing shit like this.
37:45Don't touch it.
38:00I can handle Paul fucking someone half his age.
38:03I mean, it's shitty and cliche and pathetic, but he's enough of a narcissist to believe
38:09some young thing pretending to be attracted to him.
38:11But it's the recklessness of it.
38:14I mean, that's what pisses me off.
38:17I'm just lucky he didn't give me herpes.
38:18The wizard has herpes?
38:21The wizard has herpes?
38:21No, I have no idea.
38:22I'm just saying, theoretically.
38:24Theoretical herpes.
38:25Um, anyone can see this girl is just a band-aid.
38:30I mean, one day soon he's going to wake up, he's going to look in the mirror, and he's
38:33going to realize that whatever his damage is, it's still there.
38:39And also, after cheating on me God knows how many times, he's lawyering up as if I'm the
38:45one who committed the crime.
38:46I mean...
38:49I guess I have it easier with Coop.
38:52Well, yeah, it's not really the same.
38:54I mean, you're the Paul in your equation, right?
38:57What?
38:58No, I'm sorry.
38:58I'm not trying to say that you're like Paul.
39:01I just meant that you're the one who had the affair.
39:03I mean, not that I'm judging you.
39:05I mean, far from it.
39:07I'm going to stop talking now.
39:08Oh my God, I'm Paul.
39:10No, you're not Paul.
39:11No, you're right.
39:12I am the one who cheated.
39:16But that was after years, years, of just trying to get Coop to pay attention to us.
39:29To me.
39:35No matter what I tried, the chasm between us got wider and wider.
39:39And at a certain point, there was nothing I could do.
39:43So you fucked one of his best friends.
39:46I'm sorry.
39:47Wow.
39:48I'm sorry.
39:49It's the brownies.
39:50It's the brownies.
39:51It's not because I beat the shit out of you just now.
39:54What?
39:55Oh my God, that is so cute that that's what you think happened.
39:57That's really delusional.
39:58If they hadn't stopped me, I would have pushed you right through that wall.
40:01You're so crazy.
40:02I could kick your tight little Ivy League ass.
40:04So fucking fast.
40:05Are you kidding me?
40:06What?
40:07Look at my guns.
40:07What guns?
40:09Look at my guns, bitch.
40:09That is, there's nothing.
40:10So if you look at this.
40:11Look at it.
40:12Feel it.
40:13Feel it.
40:13Let me feel it.
40:14Is this, can I just do this?
40:15Ow!
40:15Ow!
40:16Oh my God!
40:17Yeah, okay, Mel.
40:19Ow.
40:20Ow.
40:20Hey, what the fuck are you getting to that?
40:23Can you just...
40:29What the fuck?
40:31Oh no.
40:33Oh, come on.
40:34Tap out!
40:35That's not how tapping out works.
40:40Oh my God.
40:53I started disappearing.
40:56Becoming like one small part of his life instead of the thing that mattered most.
41:02It was like he only had so much space in him and I just wanted too much of it.
41:08Well, I don't think Coop has that space in him.
41:15Maybe he did once, but not anymore.
41:20You have a lot of pent-up aggression.
41:22You really need to get laid soon.
41:26Yeah.
41:27I know.
41:30All right, I gotta go.
41:35Yeah, me too.
41:43Do you want to talk about the bag of cash?
41:45Nope.
41:50You ever look at something you've been staring at for so long?
41:55You suddenly realize you stopped seeing it a long time ago?
42:00What are we talking about?
42:01What are we talking about?
42:03My life.
42:09Oh, shit.
42:14Fuck, Barney!
42:19I am so sorry.
42:21That's a prototype!
42:23I am so sorry!
42:27If you're in the market for metaphors, look no further than a man vomiting into a $30,000 toilet that
42:34isn't connected to any plumbing.
42:39Though, once you get into a certain frame of mind, everything in this town is a fucking metaphor, which can
42:45make it really hard to figure out what, if anything, is real.
43:05If I see me, I am no longer than a man.
43:10If I see you, I am no longer than a man.
43:10I will feel alive.
43:13I am no longer than a man.
43:16Have a good day.
43:18Thank you.
43:19Thank you.
43:19I am so sorry.
43:21Hey, Hunter.
43:50Hey, you.
43:51Hey.
43:52I stopped by your house.
43:54Saw Allie.
43:55She said you'd be out here.
43:57She's living with you now?
43:58Yeah, she's going through some stuff.
43:59I didn't want her to be alone.
44:01That's a lot to take on.
44:03Well, I'm all she has.
44:06She has me too, Coop.
44:07I hope you know that.
44:12Nick says you're not at Bailey anymore?
44:14Yeah, I'm, uh, starting with a new fund out of the UAE.
44:18Less oversight, better upside.
44:20Just like that?
44:21Time for a change.
44:23You were at Bailey for a long time.
44:24Yeah, well, you were with me for a long time, weren't you?
44:26Okay, Coop.
44:27Don't worry, you'll get your checks.
44:29Oh, fuck you.
44:30What do you want from me, huh?
44:32What?
44:33Tell me.
44:34You've just become impossible to talk to.
44:36Yeah, here you are, still trying to do it.
44:41I've been thinking about getting a professional coach for Tori.
44:44Spent a thousand a week.
44:45Just wanted to run a fight.
44:46I am her coach.
44:48And she works here with Eddie.
44:50She's doing just fun.
44:51I'm talking about professional.
44:52You're talking about one of Nick's guys, huh?
44:53This isn't about Nick.
44:54This is about what's best for Tori.
44:56The next few months are critical, and you know how badly she wants a chance to play for Princeton.
44:59She doesn't need a professional coach.
45:02At the very least, she needs someone who shows up.
45:04I show up.
45:05No, Coop.
45:05You come around just enough to convince yourself that you do.
45:08Shit.
45:09And you know what?
45:09It's one thing for you to not show up for me, but you damn well better show up for her.
45:15You understand?
45:16Anything else?
45:42You got a lot of watches here, Mr. Sperling.
45:44Why would a thief take only the one?
45:47That one alone is worth 225 grand.
45:51So, the thief didn't want to be greedy.
45:54The fact that the other watches are here makes me wonder if you might have misplaced it.
46:00Who misplaces a watch that expensive?
46:02I don't know.
46:04Maybe the same person who buys one?
46:06What?
46:08You got a picture of that watch?
46:10Yes.
46:10And ownership papers.
46:12I'll be right back.
46:17You got a beef with this guy?
46:19Just trying to help him find his watch.
46:20You think we're actually gonna find it?
46:21I don't know.
46:22But we're gonna make it a priority.
46:25Really?
46:26No.
46:26Not really.
46:44The paper clip, now wired to the battery pack, will act as a tensioner.
46:49Now, keep your tensioner slotted in position.
46:54Only a centimeter in.
46:57Don't force it.
46:58The wreck may as well be a pin break.
47:01Now, we're going to introduce our voltage.
47:05Why not?
47:06And if that doesn't work, there's always brute force.
47:18My shrink would have had a field day unpacking the fact that I was stealing from the guy who slept
47:23with my wife.
47:27But I didn't have a shrink.
47:30What I did have was a YouTube tutorial.
47:32Nick's championship ring.
47:34And the notion that, all things considered, I was getting pretty good at this.
47:44Or not.
48:06If you want to watch that this video, I can see you on my weekend.
48:12I'm not going to go ahead.
48:13I'm getting ready.
48:13All right.
48:17I'm going to ship it in my life.
48:25I'm out.
48:25I'm going to finally.
48:26I'm going toBefore.
48:26And I'm going to be a man and I'm going to put a Dude in my house on my street.
48:27But, I'm going to keep going to be a man.
48:32So I'm going to be a man who's got here after his audition.
48:59Gracias por ver el video.
49:08Gracias por ver el video.
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