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Your Friends and Neighbors S01E05
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00:10Sincronización de tu
00:11Say goodbye to your old-fashioned toilet
00:13And say hello to luxury
00:15Introducing the Luxus MT
00:18The world's most advanced luxury commodity
00:25It's going to change the way you think about the bathroom
00:28Am I right, Cindy?
00:29¡That's right!
00:30¡It heats, it cleans, it deodorizes,
00:33it comes standard with Luxos' triple tornado flush system
00:37and it's smart home compatible.
00:39And here to tell us more about it is Luxos brand ambassador
00:43and three-time NBA All-Star Nick Brandon!
01:01This audience!
01:04I love you too!
01:06Thank you, Cindy.
01:07Jim, my man.
01:08Oh, it is a pleasure to be here.
01:10You're an NBA champion.
01:12You are rich, you're handsome, everybody loves you.
01:16I'm sorry, is there a question in there?
01:17Because so far I can't argue with anyone.
01:20You have a string of successful businesses.
01:24Just tell us, why toilets?
01:26Oh, instead of sneakers or tequila?
01:28Exactly.
01:29Because they've been done before.
01:31See, I always say, why be late to the party
01:34when you can throw your own?
01:38Oh, speaking of party.
01:40Is that coming from there?
01:41It is.
01:42That's right, it's coming from the built-in Bluetooth speakers.
01:46Oh, no.
01:49Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:52Show me what you got.
01:54Oh!
01:57No, she didn't.
01:59No, she didn't.
02:01So bottom line, the Luxos MT is gonna change the game.
02:05Sitting on one of these is like a little vacation
02:07you can book for yourself every day.
02:09Nick Brandis, everybody!
02:24Oh!
02:25Oh.
02:26What are you doing here?
02:29I really love toilets.
02:31Ok, I'm working
02:32I know, look, I just
02:36The party
02:37It was a lot, I acted like an asshole
02:40Yeah, no argument here
02:42Hey
02:46I'm so sorry
02:49It's the last time I throw you a party
02:55I appreciate you trying to take care of me
02:58Even if sometimes I don't know what to do with it
03:06Well, I can't say you didn't warn me
03:09No, you can't
03:10Look, I know this
03:14Us, we shouldn't have happened
03:16Or at least not the way it happened
03:19I'm sure you have your regrets
03:21Nick, I
03:22No, no, no, no, no
03:23I feel them
03:24Believe me, I wish it had gone down differently
03:27But, uh, just because it didn't start right
03:30Doesn't mean it isn't right
03:33This is real for me, Mel
03:35Just wish you didn't feel like you have to try so hard
03:38Yeah, that's what happens when you fall to the second round of the draft
03:40You spend the rest of your career and life trying to make up for it
03:43You don't have to do that with me
03:51Do you have, like, a dressing room?
03:54Yeah, a nice one
03:57Show me
04:02I'm coming in time
04:06Oh Und blindfolded
04:07Thom baby, I'm coming in time
04:13We've got in it
04:14Yeah, it's really good
04:19We've got in it
04:28We've got in it
04:29A paper shadow in a house of stone
04:34The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
04:40I never knew how far the ride was gonna go
04:44Till I look back at the smoke
04:48You can't keep up with the Joneses
04:53Don't wanna run for the roses
04:57I got my pocket of poses
05:03Sometimes I wonder why
05:05Sometimes I wonder why
05:08I just don't have the Joneses
05:13Don't wanna smell their dying roses
05:18I got my pocket full of poses
05:23I don't keep up with the Joneses
05:45What am I looking at?
05:47I know it looks like somebody wiping off their brushes
05:50But this is a Lichtenstein
05:52I know who Lichtenstein is, you baron
05:54What I meant is why am I looking at a bad photo of it?
05:57Because I want to steal it
05:58I don't mess with art, neither do you
06:00Come on, jewelry and watches can only get me so far
06:03A score like this, way more upside for the exact same risk
06:06Score? Who are you?
06:08James Caan all of a sudden?
06:10I'm sure you know someone that can move it
06:12Rocco, what's my policy on paintings?
06:14No paintings!
06:16These art guys, they're a different breed
06:18I'm telling you, they're savages
06:21The last time this sold at auction
06:24It went for over one million dollars
06:27That was seven years ago
06:29I've already been inside the house where it is
06:30I steal it, I replace it with a forgery
06:32Nobody knows the difference, easy
06:33How do you know it isn't already a fake?
06:36Because the guy that owns it probably bought it from Larry Gagosian
06:38Personally, he's an insecure narcissist
06:40His entire self-worth is wrapped up in what he owns
06:43He doesn't care that it's beautiful, he cares that it's real
06:46I know the type
06:49Come on
06:50I'll toss you an extra ten percent
06:52You don't have to lift a finger, I just need the introduction
06:57I will have to lift a finger
06:59And for that I'll take an extra twenty
07:01And if it goes sideways, I don't know you
07:04But you have to hear me now
07:05You do this, you do it the way I say
07:08Thick buck, no improvising
07:10Yeah, I hear you
07:12Say it
07:13Pick buck
07:14Smartass
07:15No improvising
07:19Okay, get out of my store
07:21I'll let you know when it's set
07:25Rocco
07:28So, it looks like we hit a shale shelf
07:31And what does that mean?
07:33It means my guys are going to have to spend a few weeks breaking it up, pulling it out
07:37Well, can't you just dig around it?
07:39Yeah, sure
07:41If you want to move your entire house a hundred feet that way
07:44I'm kidding
07:45But I can't dig a foundation in a solid rock
07:48We've got to pull it out
07:49Hey, Phil, where do you want this loader?
07:51Yeah, I'll be there in a minute
07:52So, just, Phil
07:53So, how much is that going to cost?
07:56Well, I can't give you an exact figure until we start demolition
07:59See how far down the shelf goes
08:01It's going to be heavy machinery
08:03Possibly some blasting
08:04You're going to blow up my backyard
08:05Well, not me
08:06I'm going to bring in some specials
08:08Ballpark, Phil
08:11How fucked are we?
08:15Two hundred grand
08:16Give or take
08:18Okay
08:20Okay, maybe we should just press pause
08:22You know, get a surveyor out
08:23You're checking with the architect
08:24We should maybe do that
08:25I think we can
08:26Hey, that's your call
08:27But if we stop work
08:29I've got to move my guys to the next project in line
08:32That won't be necessary, Phil
08:34Email us the quote
08:35We'll work it out
08:37Will do
08:47Yeah
08:47The world is so small
08:50Till it ain't
08:51Till it ain't
08:52Till it ain't
08:54I'm building up a
08:57Hey
08:58Sorry I didn't see you
09:00Surprise
09:03I love this song
09:05I don't want to keep you away
09:08I hope I never keep you
09:18Where are you headed?
09:20Chemistry
09:26Forget chemistry
09:27You're coming with me
09:37Yeah
09:39Fuck me
09:40Harder
09:41Fucking dick is
09:42Big
09:43Harder
09:44Harder
09:45Harder
09:46I'm gonna come
09:47I'm coming
09:48God
09:50God
10:06It's Henry's birthday on Saturday
10:08Oh right
10:08What is he?
10:09I don't know
10:09Six?
10:12Five
10:12Yeah
10:13Well that's a fun I get you
10:14Is he having a party?
10:15I'm taking him to Boston
10:16To see my parents
10:18Nice
10:18When will you be back?
10:20I'm not sure
10:23I think I need to get away
10:24From everything for just a bit
10:27Well
10:28When you get back
10:29If you want
10:29We can maybe go around
10:30To the city
10:30Check in someplace
10:32Get away from everything together
10:35It's fine
10:36We don't have to do that
10:39I mean I know
10:40We don't have to do that
10:40We don't have to do
10:41Any of this
10:42That's true
10:44And I'm thinking
10:45Maybe we shouldn't
10:47What are you talking about?
10:48I think maybe we've taken this
10:50As far as it goes
10:51Let's not ride it
10:52Till the wheels come off
10:54I like you Coop
10:56A lot
11:00Maybe too much
11:03The thing is
11:04I don't always like myself
11:05When I'm with you
11:06Hey
11:06Hey
11:07Sam
11:07Look
11:08I know I've been
11:09A bit preoccupied
11:10The last few days
11:11You're not ready for anything real
11:12At least not with me
11:14I just can't be some
11:15Wayward bachelor's
11:17Midlife fling forever
11:18That is not
11:18What I think of you
11:20Come on Coop
11:21I'm giving you
11:22A guilt-free out
11:23Just take it
11:24Sounds like
11:25I don't have much choice
11:27Wrong again
11:30Sam
11:41Hey
11:41A little afternoon delight
11:43With Sam
11:44Huh
11:44Yeah
11:46I'm afraid
11:47It might be
11:48The swan song
11:49For that
11:50That's too bad
11:52Right
11:53I mean
11:54It's fine
11:55Okay
11:56Cool
11:56Well
11:57I will not miss
11:58It's the play-by-play
12:01Oh my god
12:01Oh right there
12:02Yeah
12:03That's the spot
12:03Oh fuck yeah
12:04Come on
12:07Fine
12:08What do you want to talk about
12:11Anything else
12:11How's your new gig
12:12It's good
12:13It was really good actually
12:16They offered me a regular slot
12:17Four nights a week at the tap
12:19Prime time
12:20Poster in the window
12:21I mean the whole shebang
12:22It's amazing
12:22I'm so proud of you
12:24Congratulations
12:24Thanks
12:25Wow now one of us
12:26Actually has a job
12:29Well for a guy who has no job
12:30You sure are busy
12:33I feel like
12:34I feel like I have this place
12:35All to myself
12:36Like every day
12:38Yep
12:39Well not today baby
12:42TCM beckons
12:45Okay
12:46Excellent
12:49Can we watch something
12:50That was made
12:51After I was born
12:52San Francisco
12:53Last night
12:54No
12:55Who was murdered
12:57I was
13:04I let my friend live upstairs
13:07In the spare room for a minute
13:13He needs space
13:27Look up
13:29It's only been a year
13:30You're still in the grief phase
13:31You know
13:32Imagining they'll get back together
13:33And everything will be like
13:34How it used to be
13:35Once you let go of that
13:36Little fantasy
13:37You'll see divorce
13:38Has its upsides
13:40Like what
13:40With two parents
13:41You're outnumbered
13:42But with one
13:43It's way easier
13:44To slip under the radar
13:45The real trick
13:46Is playing them off
13:47To get what you want
13:48I used to do that
13:49When they were still married
13:52There's more to you
13:53Than meets the I-Hunter Cooper
13:55God I hope so
13:57Who's in there
13:59I'm about to stop
14:00Immediately
14:05Skipping class
14:06And trespassing
14:07Are a cause for concern
14:08As it is
14:09But
14:09Okay trespassing
14:10Come on
14:11You make it sound
14:12Like he had a ski mask
14:12And a bolt cutter
14:13He was messing around
14:14Backstage with his friends
14:16I'm afraid this goes
14:17Way beyond that
14:18Hunter was distributing
14:20Drugs to his peers
14:21Excuse me
14:21What
14:21They were snorting
14:22His Adderall
14:23In the dressing room
14:24Mayfield has a
14:25Zero tolerance policy
14:26When it comes to
14:27Drug dealing on campus
14:28I cannot turn a blind eye
14:29I'm afraid
14:30Hunter will be expelled
14:31Wait
14:32Just a second
14:33Just a second
14:33Please
14:34Look
14:35Our son is not
14:36A drug dealer
14:36Okay
14:37He has ADHD
14:38Now do teenagers
14:40Make bad decisions
14:41Yes
14:41It's baked into their DNA
14:42But he's never
14:43Gotten in trouble before
14:44He deserves a second chance
14:45Mr. Cooper
14:46This isn't the first meeting
14:47We've had about
14:48Hunter's behavior this year
14:49The absences
14:50The missed assignments
14:51What are you talking about
14:52What is she
14:53Cooper
14:54You had meetings without me
14:55They were in your calendar
14:56Why wouldn't you have
14:57Called me and told me
14:58What was going on
14:59In these meetings
14:59Now
15:00Please
15:05I understand the position
15:07Our son has put you in
15:08I see troubled kids
15:11Every day in my practice
15:12I always try to consider
15:14The mitigating circumstances
15:15Maybe these older kids
15:16Pressured him into sharing
15:19His prescription
15:19Right
15:20He wanted to impress them
15:21He wasn't selling drugs
15:22He was trying to fit in
15:25But he will be punished
15:26We will personally guarantee
15:28Nothing like this
15:29Ever happens again
15:31I'm afraid my hands are tied
15:38Okay, Leila
15:39I saw the big thermometer
15:40Downstairs in the hallway
15:44This year's fundraiser
15:45For the new athletic center
15:46You're short
15:50How much is it going to take
15:51To bring you over the top
15:52Mrs. Cooper
15:53No, Hunter's a good kid
15:54You know it
15:55We know it
15:58And the school has needs
15:59Everybody wins
16:00So come on
16:02What's the going rate
16:03For turning a blind eye
16:04These days
16:07$240,000, Mel
16:08Jesus Christ
16:09Look, her son
16:10Was about to get
16:11Taked out
16:12One of the best schools
16:13In New York State
16:14And that would have
16:14Killed his chances
16:15Of getting into a decent college
16:16And you know something
16:17I didn't see you
16:18Doing anything to fix it
16:19We could have reasoned with her
16:20We could have appealed to her
16:21My God, she's only known us forever
16:22She called him
16:24Truck dealer
16:24And you rewarded her
16:25With a quarter million dollar pledge
16:27Sorry, I really thought
16:28She was going to say
16:28Like 20 or 30
16:30Maybe leave with that
16:31Instead of with a blank check
16:32Okay, guess what
16:33You're the big hedge fund guy
16:35Why didn't you negotiate?
16:37Because when you negotiate
16:37You need leverage
16:38Leverage is what you
16:39Immediately gave away
16:40When you opened your mouth
16:41You know what?
16:41That's not fair
16:41What is the going rate
16:42For turning a blind eye?
16:44My God
16:45Are you done?
16:46Because I've already got
16:47One child to deal with today
16:50You
16:54So you're suspended
16:56And grounded
16:56Forever
16:57Mom
16:58And it would be really smart
16:59If you don't talk right now
17:02Bowie, huh?
17:02I didn't know you were into him
17:04He's alright
17:06Wow
17:06Read the room, Coop
17:07It's not the time
17:08To play the cool dad
17:12Good luck, buddy
17:24Girls
17:25Hello
17:26Hello
17:27Mom
17:27Mom
17:29Mom
17:30Have you ever seen her?
17:31Yeah
17:33It's nice to see you again, Mom
17:34Mommy
17:36So she's only in Korea
17:40But she's still sleeping
17:41She's still sleeping
17:41¡Oh!
17:43¡Oh, Kumshi!
17:44Mr. Pak, welcome.
17:46Gracias.
17:47How are your parents, Barney?
17:49About the same, sir.
17:51Do you still drink scotch?
17:53Oh, from time to time.
18:02This one is for special occasion.
18:05Forty-year-old country gold.
18:08Well, thank you, sir.
18:13Hi, Papa.
18:14I mean...
18:16What are you doing?
18:17Yeah.
18:19Girls, inside the Harabaji?
18:21Yeah.
18:22Okay, girls, do you want to show La Harmony and Harabaji the side door?
18:25Sorry about the mess.
18:26Construction's moving a little slower than we expected.
18:37So, what do you think?
18:40I don't know.
18:41I mean, with stuff like this, it seems like it's more provocative than meaningful in any real way.
18:47Who's gonna care about this stuff five years from now, right?
18:52I'm no expert.
18:54Well, we're all wrong answers.
18:56That's the beauty of art.
18:58Yeah?
19:00Who told you that?
19:03When I was little, my aunt was a docent at the Villavarte in Santo Domingo.
19:06I used to spend the summers with her.
19:09Watch her give tours.
19:14Hey, are you sure you want to do this?
19:17For what?
19:20Any of it.
19:20All of it.
19:22Are you trying to call me out of this?
19:23No.
19:24No, not at all.
19:25Then what?
19:25Well, I'm just saying.
19:27If we get caught, I can talk my way out of it.
19:29I can lawyer up.
19:31What happens when you get caught?
19:35I don't need you to protect me.
19:36Well, good, because I'd probably be pretty shitty at it.
19:40But aren't you putting kind of everything at risk?
19:43What are we putting at risk?
19:46What do you think I actually have to lose?
19:53Okay, partner.
19:57What about this thing?
20:03It's a lot to take in, isn't it?
20:06The artist was once an altar boy in Dusendorf.
20:11Likely molested.
20:13Definitely a prick.
20:17I'm Christian Thomason.
20:19I'm the owner of the place.
20:20Oh.
20:20For better or worse.
20:21Of course.
20:22Nice to meet you.
20:22I believe we have a mutual friend.
20:25I believe you're correct.
20:26Well, I have to say, she described you perfectly.
20:28Is that so?
20:29Yeah.
20:31And who's your date?
20:32Uh, his partner.
20:34Pleasure to meet you.
20:35Enjante.
20:38Partner.
20:40Excellent.
20:42I saw you looking at this piece.
20:45Yes, it's provocative.
20:48Yes.
20:49Most of this shit is.
20:51But is it actually any good?
20:54That feels like a trick question.
20:57Come with me.
20:58Let's talk arts.
21:08This piece was difficult to acquire.
21:12Especially on such short notice.
21:14You mean someone already had this sitting around?
21:16Well, I have a lesbian in Bushwick who sources all my pop abstracts.
21:21Impressive.
21:22Is she the one looking at us now?
21:26It is as close to perfect as it can be.
21:29Hmm.
21:31The Magna acrylic paint Lichtenstein used is nearly impossible to source.
21:36Most modern day acrylic paint is water soluble, but the Magna was miscible with turpentine.
21:42Golden artist colors comes closest to Magna's high gloss finish, but it's not an exact match.
21:50It'll hold up to scrutiny, but not chemical analysis.
21:53Well, it won't be analyzed.
21:56How can he be sure?
21:57You know your job, I know mine.
22:00You've never done this before, have you?
22:02I'm a quick study.
22:03You're a tourist.
22:04Tourists make me nervous.
22:06And yet, here you are.
22:07Yes.
22:08I am here.
22:10Lou believes in you and I believe in Lou, but I'm still not convinced you can deliver.
22:15Well, the fact that you called your lesbian in Bushwick makes me think that you think I can deliver.
22:21Okay.
22:22So, we swap out the fake, bring you the original, and then what?
22:27Oh, after I authenticate the piece, I have two buyers interested.
22:32One, a crypto bro who wants to move into tangible assets.
22:38And the other, his former employer.
22:42It's deliciously messy.
22:44I expect the bidding to be heated.
22:46Sounds promising.
22:52What the hell?
22:57I have decided to like you.
23:00I appreciate it.
23:03Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some psychedelics to procure for some clients.
23:10Oh.
23:12It's fun.
23:27It's fun.
23:29It's fun.
23:30El trabajo seguro de la entrevista.
23:32Las cosas están en un área de suceso.
23:35El trabajo muy bien.
23:40Si se ha hecho, ya sea el trabajo.
23:45Pero hay niños preocupados.
23:48Los ojos, los ojos, los ojos, los amigos de las cosas.
23:52Si, si se tiene un año.
23:55Te mamá y hablamos,
23:56hasta que se terminan en casa.
24:13Sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí.
24:42Sí, sí, sí, sí, sí.
24:59Sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí.
25:22I'd feel better knowing she didn't have to worry.
25:26I don't know what Grace told you, but there's nothing to worry about.
25:30I'm just trying to encourage some financial responsibility.
25:33Um, one of the hazards of marrying a wealth manager, I guess.
25:44My daughter is not a client.
25:47She's your wife.
25:49Don't worry.
25:51This will stay just between us.
25:55I have a personal account I keep just for these little emergencies.
25:59It's very generous of you, Mrs. Park, but there is no emergency, so...
26:08You know, you would do so much better working for Mr. Park.
26:12Yeah.
26:14It's a shame you don't speak Korean.
26:25It's a shame you're such a fucking prick.
26:41Hey, Hunter, we still need to talk about what happened at school.
26:44Why?
26:46Because you almost got expelled.
26:48Does that not concern you?
26:49Not really.
26:50Have you seen the flaming hots?
26:51How about something that won't rot your guts?
26:52I can whip you up a smoothie.
26:54No, thanks.
26:55Hey, I just want to understand what happened.
26:58I cut class.
27:00It's not that complicated.
27:01What about the medication?
27:03Were you selling it?
27:04No.
27:05What?
27:05It's understandable for you to want to impress your peers.
27:09But Adderall's a serious drug.
27:12You can't just hand it out.
27:13Oh, my God.
27:13Can you stop?
27:14Wait a minute.
27:15Where are you going?
27:16Hey, I'm not done talking to you.
27:40Hey, brought to you a prezzy.
27:49So, uh, how's it feel being Mayfield's main character?
27:55Sophomore hotties letting in your DMs or what?
27:57Yeah, totally.
28:14You like this?
28:16Yeah.
28:20Holy shit, Hunter.
28:21I think you might actually have a soul.
28:26Fuck off.
28:52Don't just walk.
28:54Run.
28:56Don't just talk.
28:58I need action.
29:01Uh-huh.
29:02I need more peace.
29:04Go hard.
29:06I want to see the heart racing.
29:09Okay.
29:10I ain't seen a gym in a while.
29:15Allie.
29:17Hey, I didn't know you joined.
29:20Oh, I'm just borrowing Andy's.
29:22He doesn't use it anymore.
29:23It seemed a shame to let it go to waste.
29:24Sorry, memberships aren't transferable.
29:27Neither are wives.
29:28And yet.
29:31I'll tell you what.
29:32I'll tell you what.
29:33Why don't you take her for a test drive.
29:34If you decide to sign up, we're running a friends and family promotion all month.
29:38Thanks, Nick.
29:39I am neither.
29:40Thank you.
30:11¿Sabes lo que estás haciendo?
30:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:17Red bars.
30:19I'm about to get to like this.
30:21I usually need to square the corners.
30:24Back door open.
30:34When it comes to American pop art,
30:36Roy Lichtenstein is in a dead heat with Jeff Koons
30:38as the favourite for buyers who don't actually
30:40give a shit about art,
30:41but regard it as a sexy investment.
30:43They're coins.
30:44Collectors only in name.
30:45Esta pieza aquí, Square, de 1983, fue más probablemente comprado como un asesino apreciado,
30:50más que en su beneficio artístico.
30:52Lo que es un malo, siempre me gustó Lichtenstein's trabajo,
30:55especialmente las pinturas de la película.
31:00Es parecido que mis gastos siempre encontrarían un camino para mí,
31:03así que un poco de precio más alto como esta pintura significaría más dinero con menos robberías.
31:08Más riesgo, más riesgo.
31:10O tal vez que estaba empezando a gustar.
31:32¡Gracias!
31:45No, I get to eat chicken.
31:48I am not a chicken.
31:49Hey guys, can you calm down just a little bit?
31:51We're almost to Grandma and Grandpa's.
31:54¡Gracias!
31:56¡Gracias!
31:56¡Gracias!
31:56Ok, go.
32:00¡Gracias!
32:02¡Gracias!
32:03¡Gracias!
32:03Oh my God.
32:05Hey, boys.
32:07Hey, honey.
32:08Hey, honey.
32:09Hey.
32:09I hear it's someone's birthday tomorrow.
32:11You know anything about that?
32:12He's turning five.
32:13Really?
32:14We better go see if we can find some cake.
32:16I don't see him.
32:16Look at that table right there.
32:18Thank you.
32:18Thank you.
32:18Who's present?
32:25Everything okay?
32:26Oh, yeah, just a long car ride.
32:30Come on, then.
32:31Come on.
32:33Yeah!
32:38Ah, hon.
32:51It's good to have you home.
32:58That's it.
32:59Okay, activate those glutes.
33:00Squeeze at the top.
33:02I want to see it.
33:03Nice.
33:04Good.
33:05Great class, everybody.
33:08Don't forget to stretch.
33:10See you next week.
33:12Ali?
33:14Oh.
33:15Hey, Bruce.
33:17What are you doing here?
33:19Same as everyone else.
33:21Just trying to turn my ass into a lethal weapon.
33:27I'm not stalking you if that's what you're worried about.
33:30No.
33:31Of course.
33:32I've been staying with Andy.
33:34He had a couple of visitor passes.
33:36I hope that's not weird.
33:39You look good.
33:41Healthy.
33:42You mean, uh, not, uh...
33:47I guess the move's been good for me.
33:49I've been spending more time with Andy.
33:51I've actually been playing some gigs again.
33:53Oh, yeah?
33:54Yeah.
33:55At the Taff.
33:56It's mostly just drunk locals talking over my socks.
34:01Heavy.
34:02Hey, you're out there doing your thing, playing music.
34:04Somewhere other than my lawn.
34:06Oh.
34:07Damn.
34:07You went there.
34:09Honestly, I kind of miss it.
34:11I bet you do.
34:12I bet your wife does, too.
34:15I don't know.
34:16Maybe I should come back and take requests.
34:21Sorry.
34:22Dad duty.
34:23It's good to see you.
34:25Maybe I'll swing by the Taff sometime.
34:26Cool.
34:29See you in ass class.
34:31See you in ass class.
34:46Oh, my God.
34:47I misjudged you, my friend.
34:49Yeah, I get that a lot.
34:50This tourist has balls!
34:53Yes!
34:53I love it!
34:56So what happens now?
34:58Um...
35:00Give me a minute.
35:14What?
35:15You look really nice.
35:17That's cause you're taking me to dinner after this.
35:20Oh.
35:24Okay, okay.
35:26It'll take my people, uh...
35:28A few hours to authenticate.
35:31But in the meantime...
35:33I see you're dressed to celebrate.
35:35So let's...
35:36Celebrate!
35:40Don't stop the music.
35:44I can feel the violin.
35:47Don't stop the music.
35:51I can feel the violin.
35:55Don't stop the music.
35:56Don't stop it.
36:02Hey!
36:08Woo hoo!
36:09Here we go.
36:12Thank you.
36:14Thank you.
36:15Of course.
36:17Right on the table.
36:30Oh, um, maybe later
36:34I thought you Ivy League types loved the nose candy
36:36Yeah
36:41Hey, what about you, beautiful?
36:43You in?
36:46Sure
36:56What, we're celebrating, right?
36:58I guess so
37:02Give it, give it, give it
37:06My goodness
37:08Yeah, good
37:09Yes, indeed
37:10I think I need a dance
37:14Sorry
37:19What a place
37:20It's nice, huh
37:23I'd love to come here, too
37:25Huh
37:28Yeah, I love it
37:42Hey, so you and the girl
37:44Oh, uh, no, we, we, we keep it professional
37:48Ah, okay
37:50That's probably for the best
37:52I mean, you're a very handsome man
37:54But maybe too old for some rides
37:57Whatever you said
38:01You want another bump?
38:04Oh, no, I'm good
38:06Could always be better, though
38:09Yeah
38:11¡No!
38:13¡Oh!
38:14¡Oh, es so good!
38:17¡Yeah, voy a...
38:18ir a ver.
38:27¡Oh!
38:34¡Oh, ok.
38:35Oh, ok.
38:36Se ve que necesitas un descanso.
38:38¿Es tan obvio?
38:43Tal vez solo sé que te lo que piensas.
38:46Sí, tal vez.
38:48¡Como!
38:49Están conmigo.
38:50No soy muy muy de un dancer.
38:52Bueno, un mes hace que te fuiste muy de un teat.
38:55Tal vez eres un dancer buen dancer, solo no sabes.
38:57Ok.
39:16Hey!
39:17Ok.
39:19¿Ve?
39:19¿Van?
39:20Ya, creo que es algo que se trata.
39:23Oh.
39:25No te satisca, Coop.
39:28¿Qué tal?
39:29No te satisca.
39:30¿Qué tal?
39:30Tu te has una gloria.
39:31Siempre estáis.
39:33Cuando velo.
39:35...behand your eyes...
39:49Hey, I'm gonna get another drink. Do you want anything else?
39:53I'm just gonna stick with the bubbles.
39:55Okay, yeah, I'll be right back.
40:16Elena
40:19Si
40:21I started to worry you'd forgotten about me
40:25Of course not, the whole reason we're here
40:27I suppose I am
40:29Yeah
40:30Pero estoy pensando que tú y yo también estamos aquí por un otro motivo.
40:37¿Oh, ¿ya?
40:38¿Qué es eso?
40:39Déjame mostrarlo.
40:42Oh, no. Gracias.
40:51Easy, Cha-Cha.
40:52Easy.
40:54Hey, hey.
40:55Easy es para niños.
40:57Guapa, yo prefiero la vida.
41:04Hey.
41:05Hey.
41:06Hey.
41:06Hey.
41:07Everybody okay here, cut?
41:08Yeah, we just had a private moment.
41:10You okay?
41:11Yeah, I'm fine.
41:12You sure?
41:13I got it.
41:14Okay.
41:15Asked and answered, old man.
41:16I think maybe we should all just go back upstairs.
41:21Fuck.
41:22Ow.
41:24God damn it.
41:27Oh, damn it.
41:29Fuck you coming good.
41:30Okay.
41:31Okay, let's take a deep breath.
41:32Hey.
41:36Come on.
41:42Stop squirming.
41:44You're drowning me.
41:45Okay, don't rub them.
41:47It's only going to make it worse.
41:48Oh.
41:49Oh.
41:51Is that better?
41:53Yeah, a little, I guess.
41:54I don't know.
41:54What the fuck were you thinking?
41:56Huh?
41:57You're welcome.
41:58I had him under control.
42:00Well, it didn't look like that to me.
42:01Do you know how many times I've had a guy press his dick up against me in a place like
42:04that?
42:05No, you don't.
42:06Of course not, because you're a man.
42:07I was trying to help you.
42:09Okay, do me a favor.
42:09The next time you try to defend me, how about you wait until after we get paid?
42:13What?
42:13That's what you're mad at?
42:14Are you kidding me?
42:15It's not that big a deal.
42:16We can steal something else.
42:17I needed that money.
42:22You know what?
42:24You're just a rich guy who lost his money, and now you think you're fucked, but you have
42:28no idea.
42:29You've never gone hungry.
42:31Your kids will never go hungry.
42:33You just want what they took from you because all you know how to be is rich.
42:36Elena.
42:37You have no idea what real struggle is, Coop.
42:40The shit that you complain about, most people would kill for it.
42:47I'll make it up to you.
42:49Yeah, you fucking better.
42:52You're really just going to leave me here?
42:54I really am.
42:55Well, I forgive you for the mace.
43:00Fuck you.
43:01It was pepper spray.
43:20It was pepper spray.
43:50Gracias por ver el video.
43:51Gracias por ver el video.
44:50Gracias por ver el video.
44:56Gracias por ver el video.
45:49Gracias por ver el video.
46:19Gracias por ver el video.
46:51Gracias.
49:25Oh, uh, you know, not much.
49:32How about you?
49:36Same.
49:36There you go.
50:06There you go.
50:08There you go.
50:17There you go.
50:28There you go.
50:43Here you go.
50:57Gracias por ver el video.
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