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00:08Goku.
00:09Superman.
00:10Goku.
00:10Superman.
00:11I bet a hundred dollars on Goku.
00:12It's Superman.
00:12Anything.
00:13I don't know what they put in Capri Suns nowadays, but ain't no way Superman is beating
00:17Goku.
00:18Superman is indestructible.
00:19Super fast and has heat vision.
00:22You're talking about...
00:22He's not losing.
00:23Superman is a punk!
00:24What kind of hero loses to a goddamn green rock?
00:27Uh, excuse me.
00:28Goku's gotta, like, lift weights in space to get stronger.
00:31Have you ever seen Superman have to lift weights?
00:33Who?
00:33No.
00:33Dude, it's already Space Jack.
00:35Uh, I'm looking for a comic.
00:36See?
00:37This is where you're wrong, little man.
00:38Superman can't get stronger.
00:40He's only got the shit he was born with.
00:41But Goku?
00:42Dude can keep leveling up over and over and over until he can crack a planet in half with
00:47one punch!
00:48Superman is literally made to be-
00:49Excuse me.
00:50What?
00:52I'd like a comic, please.
00:55We don't have any.
00:56We're out.
00:57God damn it.
00:58Cherry, are you behind my counter again?
01:00Shit.
01:01I swear to God.
01:02I'm gonna go Super Saiyan on y'all if you don't stay out from behind my counter.
01:06All right, let me help you out, Janae.
01:08You already worked so hard around here.
01:10I hope there's water in that box because you're thirsty.
01:13Cherry, get it together.
01:15Hey, not on the glass.
01:17So should I put it?
01:18Nope, just give it back.
01:20Okay.
01:23So sorry about that, sir.
01:24How can I help you?
01:25Yes, sir.
01:25I was helping Janae.
01:26We clearly don't sell Captain Dad bars, so he's wasting his time.
01:29I work out.
01:30That's why you ain't got a job no more, Cherry.
01:32No people skills.
01:34You don't want to talk?
01:35The last time you had a job was when Criss Cross missed the bus.
01:38All you do is play cards.
01:39I need help finding comic, please.
01:40Sorry, sir.
01:41Comics galore.
01:41So, who's your next victim?
01:43The duplicitous snake Melvin.
01:44This isn't a strip club anymore.
01:46Fucking Melvin.
01:47Hey, Cherry.
01:49Watch your mouth in front of my customers.
01:51I am a customer.
01:52Customers buy things.
01:54So sorry.
01:55Again, what are you looking for?
01:56I don't know.
01:57It's for my stepson.
01:58It has a sword in it, I think.
02:00What's in the future?
02:00Walking Dead.
02:01Noctera.
02:01Deadpool.
02:02Bleach. Black Clover.
02:02Earthright. Saga.
02:03Spawn. Berserker.
02:04Hitomi. Claymore.
02:05How about we go over here and see if any of these ring a bell?
02:08Yeah.
02:10Claymore.
02:11Come on.
02:11Come on in.
02:12He's looking.
02:13Uh-uh.
02:14Duncan, get out from behind my counter.
02:16I'll put your hands high in the back.
02:18And it's in a well-lit corner, so don't try nothing.
02:30I said I'm wiggling my family.
02:33Oh, man.
02:35I want you dancing.
02:36I'm doing it, doing it.
02:40Um, Supreme is across town, Bridgerton.
02:43Supreme?
02:44Damn, Granny.
02:45FA all day, but appreciate you.
02:48Janae, what's good?
02:49Hey, Mike.
02:50You know this man?
02:51Here's your pull list.
02:52What's that?
02:53Do I need a pull list to get a comic?
02:54A pull list is for real customers.
02:56Now, a pull list is for regulars.
02:58They like certain comics, and when new issues come out, I pull them, and folks come in and pick up.
03:03Except I'm missing one, Jay.
03:06Whereas I'm at the Quest Common.
03:07Oh, that's it.
03:08That's the one I need.
03:09Sorry, but FedEx is running a little late.
03:11Cherry and Dominic are waiting, too.
03:13Right.
03:13About how long?
03:15Soon.
03:15Yeah, soon.
03:16Real soon.
03:17Look, you should just browse around.
03:18We have something for everyone.
03:20Janae, where's the one with the titties so big they're in a wheelbarrow?
03:32Uh-uh, Earl, get out from behind my counter.
03:35I need my medicine for the big match.
03:38Mel's talking a lot of shit this time.
03:40What's all this mess?
03:42Oh, these are the new mystery MQ boxes.
03:45The distributor wants them put out in a certain way.
03:47I'm trying to get their gold ring vendor status.
03:49First drops, advance sales, increase inventory.
03:52I can start making 40% of my revenue on these things by player, right?
03:55I just gotta post a pic of the display on our site by tonight.
04:00Damn.
04:01What are we launching?
04:02Space shuttle?
04:05Hey, Janae.
04:06If the comic doesn't get here before my bus,
04:08think I can hop a ride home with you?
04:09Now, you know I don't live anywhere near you.
04:12So you can catch a bus, get the copy tomorrow.
04:15What? No way.
04:16This is Lawrence Le Noir's first solo issue.
04:18I'm not going to school tomorrow and getting it spoiled.
04:21Yeah, I definitely need that issue tonight.
04:23We talking Snape kills Dumbledore level spoilers in that thing.
04:25Who is that?
04:27Dumbledore is a gay wizard created by a white lady who hates trans people.
04:30No, no, not Dumbledore.
04:31The, uh, the Lawrence Le... whoever.
04:33The first black character in the Mythic Quest series.
04:35And a fucking badass.
04:37This issue is supposed to have a big reveal.
04:39I bet he finds an Elder Stone.
04:41Come on.
04:42No spoilers, bro.
04:43Uh, what's an Elder Stone?
04:44It's a talisman that'll give Lawrence the ability...
04:47Call me show up before I pop you in it.
04:50Come on, I'll show you.
04:51Thanks, my stepson loves this stuff.
04:53I don't know what you're talking about.
04:53Earl, don't lean on my counter!
05:07Welcome to hell, Melvin.
05:09I'm gonna make you shit in your depend.
05:27So, Michael Ely, what QE girl got you into comics?
05:32I wish the girls I hung up would like comics,
05:34but, uh, I kinda have to be on the deal about it.
05:36Oh, yeah, you definitely don't want your friends
05:37to know you enjoy reading.
05:40Reading?
05:40No, I don't read.
05:41I just look at the pictures.
05:44Okay, Shamar Moore, you got jokes.
05:47But, if you're a nerd, what kind of nerd?
05:50Manga?
05:51D&D?
05:51Warhammer?
05:52Tabletop?
05:56Why do I feel like this is a trap?
06:03Hmm.
06:04You seem like the type to be into thirst trap cosplay.
06:07Probably dress up as T'Challa to get more followers.
06:10Huh?
06:11Found it.
06:13Probably trying to reach the sad fangirl base.
06:16Doesn't he seem like the type of thirst trap cosplay?
06:19Jeanette!
06:20What?
06:21Cosplay.
06:21I love it, what about it?
06:23Wait, wait.
06:24You cosplay?
06:25Yeah, I cosplay near her ex at Moonfest every year.
06:28Um, are there gonna be another one of those fests anytime soon, or?
06:33Wait, that girl's white.
06:35That's not weird for you to dress up as her?
06:36No!
06:37Let her cosplay as nearer ex.
06:40Brother.
06:40She's also a dimension-hoppy mercenary hired by aliens to kill a mutated scientist called Paradox,
06:45so you gotta work on your suspension of disbelief, my guy.
06:48And it's not like there's a lot of black characters to choose from.
06:51So.
06:51But there are some we claim as black.
06:53Yes, Skeeter from Doug.
06:55Yep.
06:55Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z.
06:57Arthur and his whole family.
06:58Yes.
06:58Ziggy Marley sings the theme song.
06:59The Teletubbies.
07:01It's a group of friends, singing, dancing, and living their best life.
07:06It's honestly given, living single.
07:08Tinky Winky is basically Queen Latifah, think about it.
07:10But how do you know?
07:11I mean, it just sounds like you're naming characters.
07:14You know.
07:15You know.
07:16All right, then.
07:17Uh, how about Elmo?
07:18Yes.
07:19Absolutely.
07:20Dark skin.
07:20He's dark skin, too.
07:21Tom and Jerry.
07:22Jerry, cool.
07:23Everybody know that.
07:24Magic school bus.
07:25Okay, so the bus is white.
07:27By Ms. Frizzle.
07:27Big Bird.
07:29Sir, are you dead inside?
07:31He's definitely Caucasian.
07:33Yeah.
07:35I take shits bigger than you.
07:40Choke on this.
07:50Choke on this.
07:52Finally.
07:55Dan on the glass.
08:07Ah.
08:10There's only one copy.
08:15Um.
08:28I'm buying this one.
08:33Ma'am!
08:34I have a store full of customers waiting for their orders.
08:38I don't make money on comics I don't have.
08:41You guys consistently short me.
08:43I'm sure that Metro Comics or Comic Zone or any other white-owned comic book store doesn't get shorted.
08:51I cannot hold.
08:54Fuck it.
09:05So, um, this is all we're getting.
09:09But I ordered more.
09:10It's just gonna take a couple weeks.
09:12I ordered it first.
09:12I always do.
09:13Well, I prepaid.
09:14You knew that.
09:15Jeanne, I am your most loyal customer.
09:18Girl.
09:19Girl.
09:20Girl.
09:20Girl.
09:21Girl.
09:21Girl.
09:22Girl.
09:22Girl.
09:23Girl.
09:24Girl.
09:24Girl.
09:25I'll give you a hundred dollars for it.
09:27Whoa!
09:27Done.
09:28Hundred.
09:28No, no, no!
09:29No!
09:29Jeanne!
09:30Are you serious?
09:31I'll give you a hundred.
09:33Okay, okay, fine!
09:35Fine!
09:36That hundred bucks would more than cover the store Wi-Fi you guys use so goddamn liberally,
09:41but it's not worth listening to you bitch for the next week.
09:44Figure it out amongst yourselves.
09:45Why are you kidding me?
09:47I say we can pair pool lists.
09:49It will prove who has the most nerd cred.
09:54I don't have a pool list.
09:55What comics does your step sound like?
09:57Yeah, let me find out.
09:58Do you even know the kid?
10:00Okay.
10:02And if you hear anything about Mythic Quest, please do not tell us.
10:05In fact...
10:08What are you...
10:10No one in?
10:11No one out?
10:13And give me your phones.
10:14For what?
10:14Because I guarantee you some dickhead on Reddit it's gonna spoil it before we figure out who the fuck is
10:19the comic.
10:20So, Pony, fuck up.
10:24Don't go through my messages.
10:26Wait.
10:26Why do you have two phones?
10:28One's my personal phone, the other one's for, um, texting white shorties.
10:33It's a whole different ball game.
10:34You know, grammar, uh, time to reply, punctuation.
10:37Two phones.
10:38I have two families.
10:46Okay, Dawn.
10:47Let's see.
10:50Ooh.
10:52Fine.
10:53Nice.
10:54A little expected, but good.
10:58Ready?
10:59Boom.
11:00Ha.
11:01Beep.
11:02Boop.
11:03W-what are those?
11:05Vigamortis.
11:06W-what se fala português?
11:08Yeah.
11:09I'm-I'm deep in duolingo.
11:10I'm learning so I can translate them.
11:13Give me your hands.
11:17Feeling the heat now, boys?
11:19Wow.
11:20Full geek.
11:21Well, all of this is kinda arbitrary.
11:23Am I right?
11:24Oh.
11:24Honey, this is probably really scary.
11:26Especially since you're probably sitting on the list as basic as hell.
11:29Speaking of, hand it over.
11:31Uh, my son's not responding.
11:33My wife said he's busy playing the PS5 that his dad got him.
11:36Ouch.
11:37Look, I need this comic.
11:39His real dad's playing hardball and I gotta keep up.
11:41Yeah, you know, I agree with Dockers.
11:42This whole pull this thing doesn't really feel like a fair way to settle it.
11:46Huh.
11:46I'm seeing a real line drawn in the sand here.
11:50Me and Dom, AKA the real ones.
11:53Give me some, Dom.
11:54Come on, we're a teen.
11:55And Hypebeast and Stepdad, the sitcom Nobody Wants.
11:58Look, you don't understand what's happening to me.
12:00His real dad picked me up like I was a baby in front of everyone.
12:04I was in a towel.
12:06Uh.
12:07I'm not leaving without that comic.
12:09Fuck you, Earl.
12:10Took you around and found out today, didn't you, boy?
12:12Shut up.
12:13Never too late in the day for an asshole.
12:15You got lucky.
12:16I ain't lost a match since Devil got snubbed from Malcolm X.
12:19Oh, okay.
12:19That's why I took the batteries out to a life alert.
12:22Tell your mama I said hi.
12:23Ooh.
12:30I have an idea.
12:33You can have the comic.
12:35Mm-hmm.
12:37If you can be Earl.
12:39Really?
12:40Yep.
12:40That's how most things are settled here.
12:42It's nerd code.
12:43Right.
12:44Right.
12:44Yes.
12:46Nerd code.
12:46Yeah.
12:48Nerd code.
12:50Oh.
12:52Let's see.
12:54How exactly does this work?
12:57What you know about planeswalkers?
13:02Wait.
13:04So the burnt sienna facades should be placed at a quarter angle.
13:10But it's flat.
13:12What the shit?
13:13Okay, so now that we got Black Frasier out of the way, how do we figure out who actually
13:17gets a comic?
13:18I got an idea.
13:19Y'all wanna play?
13:20Let's play.
13:20I say we settled us with some Mythic Quest trivia.
13:23You're on, Adonis.
13:24I'm gonna mop the floor with that beautifully sculpted face of yours.
13:29I can't read you.
13:30Like a nasty, nasty book.
13:37Anyway, when was the first mention of Laurence Le Noir in the Mythic Quest world?
13:41Ooh!
13:41Raven's Banquet Expansion, issue number 17.
13:44Damn!
13:45Boom.
13:45That's a good one.
13:46I'd have got that one.
13:47Try me.
13:47Okay, who's going to be the focus of MQ's next solo comic?
13:52Free question.
13:54They haven't announced that yet.
13:55Ooh, did you hear that, Dom?
13:57I heard it.
13:58Because it's not true.
14:00It's clearly gonna follow Trissia Leon.
14:02How would you know that?
14:03Because if a franchise goes on long enough, they add Asians.
14:06Janae has a whole Asian theory.
14:08It's a franchise theory, not an Asian theory.
14:11Franchise gets stale.
14:13They add black people.
14:14If it keeps going, they bring in the Asians.
14:16Mostly as villains.
14:17They really do the Asians dirty.
14:19Boom.
14:19Yeah, they did it in Harry Potter, Star Wars.
14:21Lethal Weapon, The Mummy.
14:22Fast and Furious, Pirates of the Caribbean.
14:23Oh, and Green Lantern.
14:24Kim Tran made her first appearance in Green Lantern, issue number one.
14:28Damn.
14:28Go crazy.
14:29You better recognize, once you got that basic baby shit, call me so we can talk.
14:34Oh.
14:34Like real adult.
14:35Call her.
14:36Yeah, call me.
14:37When you wanna talk.
14:38Ring, ring.
14:38Okay.
14:40Real adult, huh?
14:42But at least I'm doing other things than just hanging out with a 14 year old in a Vietnam bed
14:46all day.
14:47You feel me?
14:51What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
14:55Nothing.
14:58Just messing around, you know?
15:02I have friends.
15:03Yeah.
15:04Yeah, I know you do.
15:06Just forget it.
15:08Right.
15:09Right.
15:10So...
15:10Yo, turn the trivia, right?
15:13We still doing that?
15:14Let's do it.
15:15What?
15:15Mmm.
15:16I thought about it, and, uh, it's a stupid fucking idea.
15:28Oh!
15:31Eat this counter, bitch.
15:34Okay, let's go with the sharding sphinx.
15:38There.
15:39You got sharded.
15:47Duncan, please don't make me ask you again.
15:50Get out from behind my counter.
15:52Dick?
15:53You watch yourself.
15:55It's a dick.
15:57No, it's not a dick.
15:59It's a sword.
16:03Guys, look.
16:05It's a sword, right?
16:07Dick.
16:09Yeah, that's a...
16:09That's a dick.
16:10Turn your head.
16:12God damn it.
16:14I got it!
16:16Oh!
16:17Oh, my God!
16:20Cherry, call 911.
16:22Dom, get out from behind my counter.
16:24I'm getting Earl's medicine.
16:26Oh!
16:26Stay with me.
16:27What did you do?
16:28I beat her.
16:30What the...
16:31You what?
16:32Janette, I can't go home to winning or losing.
16:36You're not having a fuck with your stupid ass.
16:40How the fuck do you do it?
16:42Well, I'm a risk assessment and liability manager.
16:45Wait, a what?
16:47My whole job is data analysis.
16:49Once I got a gist of the rules, all I had to do was apply the elemental themes to Earl's
16:53pattern and style of gameplay.
16:54You're not a nerd! You're a fucking dork!
16:56Well, I'm a dork with a Mystic Land comic, so...
16:59It's Mythic Quest.
17:00Yeah, that one.
17:02Janette, if you can just bring that comic up, I will be on my way.
17:06No, he doesn't deserve it!
17:08My stepson does.
17:09Besides, he said if I beat Earl, I get the comic, so...
17:11Well, I didn't agree to that part.
17:13Yeah, neither did I.
17:14Well, what happened to Nerd Code?
17:16Fuck Nerd Code!
17:17You have been rude all day.
17:19Cherry language!
17:21Everyone, back it up!
17:22Back it up!
17:23Everybody, thank you!
17:25I told you all to figure this out amongst yourselves.
17:28Not my fault that you biffed it.
17:29There is no way I am letting Oscar Proud here walk away with my comic!
17:33You see what you did? It's all your shit.
17:35You did this shit.
17:35Shut up!
17:36I'm proud of hearing your voice.
17:37What is wrong with you people?
17:38Hey, I'm gonna get your comic.
17:40And everyone else, look, I'll throw in one free trade in your next book.
17:44No!
17:44Hell no!
17:45It will a thousand percent be spoiled for me.
17:48Look, I gotta get home to my stepson.
17:49So, uh, the comic, please?
17:54It's gone.
17:56Huh?
17:56Wait, what?
17:57What?
17:57The comic.
17:58It's not here.
18:07Someone stole it?
18:08Who was behind the damn counter?
18:10Everyone was behind the counter, even though I specifically told you all not to be.
18:14Well, Dom was behind the counter earlier.
18:16What the hell, man?
18:17I did, yeah.
18:17It was Mike.
18:18Look at him.
18:19Two phones.
18:21One is probably for selling limited release comics on the black market.
18:24He's a speculator.
18:25It was probably you.
18:26Actually.
18:27What?
18:27Distracting all of us with this nerd code bullshit.
18:29Ooh, you're such a fucking poser.
18:31How do you do for a nerd?
18:32Shut the fuck up and give me a break.
18:35Ooh, let's see that pull list myself.
18:37You don't, you don't touch my damn list.
18:38Let's see it.
18:38Don't, don't touch that.
18:39Hey, you can't just.
18:40Don't touch that.
18:43Oh, wow.
18:46Seriously?
18:47Did you get this from a Buzzfeed article?
18:49So fucking basic.
18:51Oh, my God.
18:52You don't even belong here.
18:53Yeah, so fucking what?
18:56You don't fucking decide whether or not I belong here.
18:58Because you belong everywhere.
19:03This is the only place I belong, okay?
19:06This is, this is my store.
19:12And you need to get the fuck out.
19:17Okay.
19:18Fine.
19:20Uh-uh.
19:21I know you have the comic and you're not leaving here with it.
19:24You think I have the, you think I have the comic?
19:27Yes.
19:27Yeah.
19:28Yeah?
19:29Well, I don't fucking have the comic, all right?
19:31I don't have it.
19:32You see a comic?
19:33Do you see a fucking comic?
19:34Nothing.
19:35Why?
19:36I got nothing.
19:37I want it just like y'all do, man.
19:41You know what?
19:45You know, we could have been friends if we weren't such an asshole.
19:51You and I have nothing in common.
19:56Stay basic, bitch!
19:58Stay basic, bitch!
20:22I'm a customer.
20:25You better without them.
20:26I want people in my store, Cherry.
20:29I don't want people here to just steal my snacks.
20:32You can put it on my tab.
20:33There is no fucking tab, girl.
20:37This isn't some Kmart layaway bullshit for me, Cherry.
20:40You are fucking up my business.
20:44Some business.
20:45Some business.
20:46People getting naked, gambling, cartoon porn, not accepting money for a product.
20:51Well, hold on.
20:52This isn't her fault.
20:53It's late.
20:54Why are you still here?
20:55Do your parents even know where you are?
20:56Watch it, Uncle Phil.
20:58Just because your stepson hates you, doesn't mean you get to pick on Dom.
21:06Forget it.
21:08I'm done.
21:10I'm buying my son a snake.
21:12Oh, uh-uh!
21:14Prove you don't have the comic.
21:15I'm not taking my clothes off.
21:18We're basic now, bitches!
21:20More to slay, Noir.
21:21The hell!
21:30That is a ready wig.
21:32Where did you-
21:33Trunk of my car.
21:34I stay ready.
21:35I'm a nerd, baby.
21:37Dead.
21:38What?
21:39You're the guy who dies.
21:41No.
21:43No!
21:44My life!
21:47Oh, you can freaking out.
21:50Oh, I can freaking out.
21:59Or am I freaking out?
22:07Or am I freaking out?
22:27Get out.
22:34Hey, Janae.
22:36Can I still get that ride home?
22:38Get out!
23:16You gotta jump.
23:25Come on.
23:36Let's go for it.
23:42so i guess you wouldn't mind if i got the comic then right shut the fuck up what is wrong
23:47you know before this shop was here this was a jet cashing place before that it was a bail
23:56bonds dealer and y'all know how much i love the strip club that was here but this place is
24:03special
24:04jane has worked hard to make it that way he sure as hell don't do nothing to make it easy
24:08on her
24:09all you do is complain and run your mouth and use the wi-fi barely spend money in here
24:17so you tell me exactly what does it take to make a place like this work
24:23y'all got to do better
24:59dom i'm not driving you home ask earl
25:04hey
25:07so we decided to give the comic to jared's stepson
25:12support the next gen nerds because we believe the children are our future
25:17great
25:23but do you want to hear it first
25:26hear what
25:30the story
25:43so it was you who killed whip
25:45is that his name
25:47taking you to new dimensions
25:51oh
25:52oh
25:52we all begin to blur together at some point
25:57i swear to you
25:58things i never knew would crush don't have to leave or lose my soul
26:04i don't have to leave or lose him
26:05i'm sorry
26:06keep going
26:07keep going
26:09bye
26:11bye
26:12bye
26:12bye
26:13bye
26:13bye
26:14he has been toying with this
26:16but why
26:18bye
26:19so
26:19So, I know this is your space and all, but, um, I was wondering if maybe sometime I can pull
26:26up on you, vibe with you a little bit.
26:31Think about it.
26:34I know you did Thirst Shep cosplay.
26:37I got dressed outside.
26:39My shirt and car, I can go put it on.
26:41Don't you fucking dare.
26:51Beautiful, isn't it?
26:54Oh, Dom.
26:57Only you were older.
26:59Really?
27:00Fuck no.
27:01Get your ass over there before you get somebody arrested.
27:05Lawrence Le Noir will have his vengeance.
27:07The Elder Stone will be mine.
27:09I knew it.
27:11Oh, so I'm starting to get it now.
27:13This Lawrence Noir guy is basically blaze.
27:16Just because you're a black man in a trench coat doesn't make you blaze.
27:19That's exactly what I just said.
27:20My boy Morpheus, though.
27:21Is this...
27:22MOTAR!
27:25Morpheus Le Noir will have his vengeance.
27:27Elder Stone will be mine.
27:29Watch out.
27:31Now that you realize who I am,
27:35there is no meaning.
27:37Only death makes you fall.
27:43Too high.
27:44Are you kidding me?
27:45All right.
27:46All right, young man.
27:48Watch like this.
27:50Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:50Didn't know what love is
27:52Till I found my lips
27:56Came about the blue like
27:59Shit that is
28:01We'll be right back anyway.
28:04It was about the blue or the blue like
28:10It was about the blue like
28:11Yeah, it was about the blue like
28:19We pressed the white amarillo
28:20I knew it was about the blue like
28:20All right, you know
28:25Is that really
28:26It's about
28:27Is that really
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