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00:06I just think we should tell my dad that we've been talking to you, Louis.
00:09I agree.
00:10I do, too.
00:12When we tell Jimmy, if he comes at us, I'm going to do that thing you're supposed to do when
00:16a bear attacks.
00:17I'm going to stand my ground, think of myself really big, and then I'm going to clap really loudly.
00:47What's her story?
00:48Her?
00:49Mm-hmm.
00:51She is the most sought-after OB-GYN in Pasadena.
00:55Recently, she lost her wedding ring inside one of her patients.
00:58Aren't they many wear gloves?
00:59She says she can't feel anything when she wears gloves.
01:01Oh, she's a real artist.
01:04Okay, what about this guy?
01:05No pointy.
01:06Sorry.
01:07It's a hired assassin.
01:09He's calling his boss to say he missed the target.
01:12I will fucking end you!
01:13He's so mad he didn't get to murder today.
01:16You think he's lonely?
01:17No.
01:18He lives with his mom, and she always tells him, I don't care how many you kill as long as
01:22you tried your best.
01:24That's sweet.
01:25That's very sweet.
01:28When I move in with you, are we going to stop doing this?
01:31What?
01:32Let you wait for a train on your own?
01:35What would you do?
01:36Read?
01:37You know I can't read.
01:39Yeah, good.
01:40I'm never going to stop doing this.
01:42Best part of my day.
01:48Cowboy!
01:48It's like a real cowboy.
01:53Morning.
01:54Hi.
01:56Sorry.
01:57It's a real cowboy.
01:59Yeah, a real cowboy's really going to kill us.
02:06Shit, fuck.
02:07Your hands are so cold.
02:08I was making moves.
02:10Oh.
02:11Okay, well I want moves.
02:12You can use my body to warm your hands.
02:14Yay!
02:15Oh.
02:16I know, so cold.
02:17Crazy.
02:18Okay.
02:19Are you guys still awake?
02:22Cockblocker.
02:22Come in.
02:24Hi.
02:25Hey.
02:25Okay, my friend sent me the song and I have to show you guys.
02:28That's awesome.
02:29A listening party.
02:30Was his friend the same boy that drove you home from practice?
02:34Mom.
02:34I'm sorry.
02:34What boy?
02:35Nobody.
02:36Nobody.
02:37Mom.
02:38Come on.
02:38Name.
02:39Age.
02:40Do you have a class together?
02:41Dylan doesn't go to my school.
02:42Oh.
02:43Dylan.
02:45Dylan from another school?
02:47Very 90210 vibes.
02:49Dill Pickle.
02:50Do you love him?
02:50Can I ask his dad out for a brewski?
02:52Oh my God.
02:53I'm leaving now.
02:53No, sweetie.
02:54We're fun.
02:55We're fun.
02:56Yeah, we're fun parents.
02:57Don't look at us like that.
02:59Bye.
02:59Bye.
03:01I knew they'd get rid of her.
03:09She's so amazing.
03:11Yeah, she's medium.
03:13Promise me we're not going to mess that up.
03:15She's the best thing we've ever done.
03:17I promise.
03:22Mm-hmm.
03:24Oh my God.
03:25Oh, how are your hands so cold again already?
03:29Mm.
03:30I'm just over it.
03:32You know, Paul told his golden boy Jimmy he has Parkinson's, but he still won't tell me.
03:35Whatever.
03:36It's his loss.
03:37You know, I've been reading up on Parkinson's and it causes dry skin and dehydration.
03:41That's like Black Lady 101.
03:43I could be his, like, cocoa butter Sherpa.
03:45Can we talk about a real problem now?
03:47That guy that you set me up with, Charlie, rock hard pass.
03:51What?
03:52He's like literally one of the hottest people I've ever seen in my whole life?
03:55What's wrong with him?
03:55Well, he accused me of not asking him anything about his life, which is not true.
03:59I asked him which of my stories was his favorite.
04:02Cool.
04:03He wasn't interested in you either.
04:05Ha!
04:05Now I must have him.
04:08I'll see if he wants to go out again.
04:09I'll ask him questions about himself.
04:11It's not that hard.
04:12I can do it.
04:12Oh.
04:13Hey.
04:13Hey, Brian.
04:14It's Gabby, right?
04:15Yeah.
04:15Oh, Tia, I was going to tell you, if you need a PSAT tutor for Alice, I've got a great
04:21one.
04:21Connor loved her.
04:22Oh, cool.
04:22Thanks, Liz.
04:23Bye.
04:24Bye.
04:25See ya.
04:26Oh, she's such a mom.
04:28Shh.
04:28Quiet.
04:30I met her at your New Year's Eve party.
04:32She was so judgy.
04:32It was like talking to an old drag queen.
04:34I loved her.
04:35Oh, yeah.
04:36I bet you did.
04:36You're an old drag queen.
04:37Yeah, I am.
04:38What would your drag name be?
04:39Erin Cockabitch.
04:41Because I'm a lawyer.
04:42Oh, yeah.
04:43We know.
04:44You talk about it every damn day.
04:46That is it.
04:48I'm officially moved in.
04:50All right.
04:53Quick question.
04:54Is my stuff...
04:55Anyone know the weirdest part?
04:57Mm-hmm.
04:57You don't even miss it.
04:59You're right.
05:00I never cared for my stuff.
05:02Good.
05:02There's just one thing.
05:05One little teeny tiny thing.
05:07It's actually not that tiny.
05:08It's kind of like this size.
05:11Don't you dare go anywhere near Sandy?
05:14Sandy.
05:15You don't get to call her that.
05:16You show some respect.
05:17It's very weird that a grown man's favorite movie is Miss Congeniality and I'm having sex with him.
05:22You just don't get it because you're pretty.
05:23You never had to go through a makeover montage to discover you were beautiful all along.
05:27All I heard was you saying I was beautiful.
05:29That's pretty much what I said.
05:31Mm-hmm.
05:32So, uh, how do we do this?
05:34We have weekly sessions and then I text you if something comes up before then, or...
05:38I actually like to keep our work inside the office.
05:40Boundaries are an important part of the therapeutic relationship.
05:43Not loving your vibe.
05:45Uh, I don't know.
05:46Maybe this is stupid.
05:47You know, you're probably going to tell me I don't even need therapy.
05:50No.
05:50No, no, no.
05:51I mean, you listed quite a few compulsive behaviors here on the intake form.
05:55It's the repetition, inside-outside clothes.
05:58Yeah.
05:59Always keeping your phone charged to exactly 17%?
06:0117 is a prime number, so...
06:03So is 97.
06:07Fuck!
06:08Doesn't anybody in this country have any pride in their job anymore?
06:13You having a good morning, Paul?
06:14This kid named Braden fucked up my bagel order.
06:18When I told him that he used the wrong cream cheese, he just said, my bad.
06:22Was it a blowy-offy, my bad, or was it more like, my bad?
06:27The second?
06:28Who gives a shit?
06:29I have a teenager.
06:30That's the sincerest form of apology from a young person.
06:33Seriously?
06:35Then I'm glad we ruined the planet for them.
06:37Oh, that's nice, Paul.
06:39Woo!
06:39Good morning.
06:41Hi.
06:41Your hand looks a little shaky.
06:43Everything okay?
06:44No, it's fine.
06:45I'm...
06:46I'm...
06:48I'm just not sleeping that well.
06:50Oh, okay, well, make sure your bedroom's cold and, uh, no phone before bed.
06:55Dude, when are you gonna stop being a tall, dumb bitch and make him tell me?
06:58I was trying, Gabby.
06:59Didn't you see me, like, imploring him with my eyes?
07:01Hmm.
07:02Is that what you're doing?
07:03Because to me, it looked like you were begging to crawl further up his ass.
07:06I don't beg him for that, Gabby.
07:07He just puts me there.
07:09Mm-hmm.
07:13Thank you very much for that.
07:14That was great.
07:15That was so fun.
07:16Oh, God, we finally reached a high.
07:19You guys got to meet.
07:20I know.
07:20Yeah, yeah.
07:21I think I've been too long.
07:24Oh, yeah, of course.
07:25I'm gonna love that.
07:26Bye.
07:27Bye.
07:27Hey, I drank too much wine.
07:28Let's take a look.
07:29Oh, I'll drive.
07:30I only had two.
07:31I barely touched this.
07:32Well, just leave the car and we'll get in the morning.
07:33No, I got work early.
07:35We're like a mile away.
07:37Are you stealing that?
07:38You're so cute.
07:39I got it.
07:40I got it.
07:43Bye.
07:44You guys got to do that boys' night soon.
07:46Oh, yeah.
07:47Absolutely.
07:48Never gonna happen.
07:51Stop.
07:52I really love you, you know.
07:55You're so getting laid tonight.
07:57Mm-hmm.
07:58Please.
08:00Let's go home.
08:04I'm back here.
08:05I'm back here.
08:06I'm back here.
08:08No.
08:09For a minute you were my home.
08:20But for a minute you were my home.
08:28For a minute you were my home.
08:33If only you are mine
08:36Guess I'll always be somebody
08:41Who let you down
08:51Can I have some peanut butter?
08:54Sure.
08:55You guys gonna, you gonna take the whole thing?
08:57Yeah.
08:58Family size, but okay?
09:09Hey, what the fuck are you doing here?
09:15I thought you were staying over at Summer's tonight.
09:18That was last night.
09:20Is this your daughter?
09:22Do you want some dinner, sweetie?
09:24No, I'm fine.
09:25You sure?
09:26Danica's not only a thief,
09:28but she's also putting herself through culinary school, so...
09:33I'll figure something out.
09:36Fine.
09:41She's nice.
09:47Don't worry about it.
09:48I'm so happy you're here.
09:50It's Taco Tuesday.
09:53Derek, don't eat that.
09:55That's Alice's plate.
09:55Oh, my mistake.
09:57I thought it was mine.
09:59Yeah, it's not.
10:01Okay.
10:03Please?
10:04Oh, thank you.
10:05Of course.
10:06Of course.
10:16We love you.
10:18Hey, Alice.
10:19Feel free to drink that soda I cracked for you, too.
10:23Ignore him.
10:24What?
10:25What?
10:26So, I just got off the phone with your lawyer about the plea deal.
10:29Even though it's a year,
10:30it could be ten months with good behavior,
10:32I'm gonna visit you every single weekend,
10:34and I'm even gonna come after work.
10:35I don't want to be alone,
10:36so I'm gonna stay with my parents just for a few days.
10:39Please.
10:41Dad?
10:42I have a soccer game tomorrow.
10:44Can you drive me?
10:46I wish I could, yeah.
10:48I have a bunch of work stuff I have to do, so...
10:53Let me see if I can get Liz to take you.
10:56I don't want you to visit me.
10:58I don't want you to ever come back here.
11:01Go out and have your own life.
11:02What?
11:04No.
11:04Your life is my life.
11:06Come on.
11:07We can get dinner after.
11:10Some hot chicken sandwiches.
11:12Or anything.
11:13We're gonna get through this.
11:16Wait, no.
11:18It's over.
11:20I made the worst mistake of my life.
11:23And every time I look at you,
11:24that is all I'm ever gonna see.
11:28Soon, though. Soon.
11:29Like the next one.
11:31There's nothing you can do to change that.
11:34If you really care about me,
11:37I just got...
11:39Dad.
11:43I need you.
11:45I can't.
11:49Okay.
11:51Okay.
11:55And...
12:03I can't.
12:04No, I can't.
12:05I can't.
12:05Are you gonna leave me?
12:08Come on.
12:09Come on, come on.
12:11I can't.
12:22Was anyone eavesdropping on our conversation?
12:24Because I'm going to need someone to come with us
12:26and swear that we just said we'd tell him everything.
12:29Anyone?
13:04It's not as bad as it looked.
13:06What the fuck, Brian?
13:07Did you seriously think it was a...
13:11What is that? What are you doing?
13:13That's my bear clap. I can't believe it actually worked.
13:15Dad, don't be mad at Brian. This is all my fault.
13:19After you said Louis showed up,
13:22I just couldn't let it go.
13:25I spied on him.
13:26And then I told Paul, and he made me promise not to talk to him,
13:30but I did that anyway.
13:31And, Dad, it was weird at first,
13:34but then it was actually nice.
13:37Nice.
13:38Nice.
13:40Brian, how did you even get involved in this?
13:43Okay.
13:44I think I can still do this.
13:46So he came here, and I was like,
13:48get away from this family. Scram!
13:49And he was like, sorry.
13:51But he seemed wounded.
13:52More like, sorry.
13:53And I was like, are you okay?
13:55And he said yes, but I could tell he wasn't.
13:57I'm going through a super empathetic stage
13:59because Charlie and I decided to have a baby.
14:01If it's a girl, we're going to name her Sutton Foster.
14:03And if it's a boy, obviously, Foster Sutton.
14:06Anyway, I was freaked out,
14:08so I went to the coffee shop where he works,
14:10not to see him, just to ask if he was okay.
14:14And his boss is this kind of Tony Soprano guy,
14:17only hotter, you know, kind of a...
14:20He'd rough you up, but also be a really good kisser.
14:22Stay away from guys like that.
14:23So I asked the boss about Louis,
14:26and he says, yeah, he's super depressed.
14:28He's kind of a downer,
14:29but you can't fire people for being a bummer.
14:31Fucking cancel culture, am I right?
14:32Next thing I know, he calls Louis over,
14:34and we start talking,
14:35and Jimmy, his life is bleak.
14:39Like Requiem for a Dream, bleak.
14:42And not the middle part where they're enjoying the heroin,
14:44the end, where everyone's ass to ass,
14:47and you realize heroin's no fun at all.
14:49He has no friends.
14:51No one to talk to.
14:53He's suffering.
14:55So I took a walk with him,
14:57and we talked,
14:59because I knew I couldn't live with myself
15:03if I didn't at least try to help.
15:05That's it.
15:07So after I told all that to Alice,
15:10she goes, like, if you don't, like,
15:12take me as them, I'm telling my daddy,
15:14you know, how teenagers talk.
15:15So we did, and it went really well,
15:19because she told him about her mom,
15:22and about the goofy hat.
15:24And she forgave him.
15:28And as far as what you saw tonight,
15:31there was a woman named Doris
15:33who will swear we were going to tell you everything.
15:35You can be done now.
15:36It's hard to stop once I get going.
15:42I'm going to need some space to process Brian's one-man show.
15:50You're my daughter.
15:52If you need me, I'm here for you.
15:56Not my daughter.
15:57Not here for you.
15:58Get out.
15:59Love you.
16:00Fuck you.
16:01No, I understand.
16:04I'm really sorry.
16:05See you.
16:06Okay.
16:07Hey.
16:13You forgave him?
16:16Yeah.
16:18I think you should, too.
16:22It might be good for both of you.
16:48Hey, it's me.
16:50Um, call me if you want.
16:53I miss you.
16:56Okay, bye.
16:59Ew.
17:01Is this one of D-Train's famous egg Sammy whammies?
17:04Sorry.
17:04It's on store-bought bread,
17:06but I forgot my sourdough starter.
17:09Considered a thank you for letting me crash here.
17:12Dude, of course.
17:13You know I love you and Liz.
17:14I support the both of you.
17:16I know.
17:17What are you going to do?
17:18Are you going to go see that guy?
17:19And do what?
17:21I don't know.
17:22Get in his face.
17:23Bump his chest with your chest.
17:25Get in really close.
17:26Breathe hot air into each other's mouths.
17:29That's what straights do in movies.
17:31Okay, so just to be clear,
17:32your advice is for him to go see the guy who kissed Liz
17:35and then maybe fuck him?
17:37Yeah.
17:37That'd definitely show him.
17:39D-Train, don't listen to him.
17:41This is a good opportunity for you to focus on self-care.
17:43You know, some people take baths.
17:45Me, personally, I melt down a pint of ice cream
17:47and stick a straw in it and drink it like a Capri Sun.
17:50Ooh.
17:51What about you?
17:53I like to look at pictures of old cars,
17:56think about fixing them up.
17:58Same.
17:59Fun.
18:00Yeah, or nap.
18:01I dig naps.
18:02I'm going to go get you my weighted blanket.
18:04It feels like you're being crushed to death by a boulder,
18:06but, like, in a peaceful way.
18:07It's awesome!
18:10Uh-huh.
18:10Mmm!
18:11Good?
18:12Mmm.
18:13So, um,
18:17you think I should go confront this guy?
18:19I don't know.
18:20Depends.
18:21Will you sleep well tonight if you don't?
18:25Ahem.
18:28Ahem.
18:30Bye.
18:33All right.
18:35Okay.
18:36Oh, no.
18:37Where is he?
18:38What did you do?
18:40I blame you.
18:41You left me alone with him.
18:44I couldn't sleep again last night.
18:47Always makes my tremors hoarse.
18:49You know, it's funny how your tremors always end up with you...
18:54...grabbing my breast.
18:55That's not a tremor, that's not a tremor, that's a proposition.
18:58Oh.
18:59I'm just feeling off.
19:02Starting to forget things.
19:04So what's the plan, hmm?
19:06I called Dr. Sykes.
19:07I'm going in today.
19:09Good.
19:11You okay, or...
19:13Are you a little scared?
19:14I wouldn't know.
19:15I've never been scared.
19:17But you look a little nervous.
19:19Maybe you should come, too.
19:20Oh, God.
19:21What?
19:21You said you wanted me to be more vulnerable.
19:24This is what that looks like.
19:26Dig it in.
19:28Enjoy.
19:29I love it.
19:31But we decided
19:32that I wouldn't go with you to your appointments.
19:35Well, I was hoping your memory also sucked.
19:39Come here.
19:45You're a very brave boy, and I'm proud of you.
19:49Thanks.
19:51Whatever your name is.
19:54I know it's not my day, so thanks for giving me a few minutes.
19:58Jorge comes in soon, and I just don't want to fuck up.
20:01So I thought you guys could give me some tips on what to do and what not to do.
20:05I'll cover the what to do part.
20:09Jimmy's better at the what not to do.
20:11Careful, Paul.
20:12I'm pissed at you.
20:13You're late.
20:14I know I am, and I'm sorry, but...
20:16How is it that I came in here angry at you, and now I'm the one apologizing?
20:19You've discovered my superpower.
20:23Hey, man.
20:24I'm really excited to talk about Jorge.
20:26But do you mind if I take a quick second to rip Paul a new one?
20:28That sounds like it'll be fun to watch.
20:30How could you not tell me that Alice saw the guy who killed Tia?
20:34Uh-oh.
20:35Oh, yeah.
20:36Big uh-oh.
20:38Drop the attitude.
20:40What attitude?
20:41That attitude.
20:42Okay, fair enough.
20:43Alice is my patient.
20:45I didn't tell you anything because she's 18 years old.
20:50She's an adult.
20:51She's 17, Paul.
20:53Her birthday is in a couple weeks.
20:55My bad.
20:57Wow.
20:58I felt that.
20:58Listen, I told Alice not to talk to the guy, and she didn't listen.
21:04We both know shit happens.
21:06I don't think you're that mad at me.
21:08I don't think you're even really that mad at Alice.
21:11So why don't you figure out what it is that you're so mad about?
21:17Damn.
21:18Mic drop.
21:19Do not say mic drop.
21:20That is not a mic drop.
21:22Paul?
21:23Don't you dare drop that imaginary microphone.
21:26I am not in the mood.
21:27Drop it.
21:28Drop it.
21:28Don't you do it, Paul.
21:30Don't do it!
21:39You two don't need to be here.
21:41I'm fine.
21:41Drop the tough girl act.
21:43We're rock sisters or whatever the hell you call it.
21:44It's the covenant of the rock.
21:46Whatever.
21:47You guys know rock sisters sounds better.
21:49Liz, look.
21:50You check on people you love.
21:52I gotta go to work, so Alice is gonna do first shift.
21:54Then I'll send reinforcements, okay?
21:56Does she know what I did?
21:57Yes, but I can pretend not to.
21:59Oh.
22:00Liz, I went viral for being a cheater.
22:02And I got punched in the tit.
22:04Can't argue with that.
22:05That's grown woman shit.
22:06Alright, I'm sorry.
22:07I gotta go.
22:08But, uh, Alice, good luck.
22:12Are you hungry?
22:14No.
22:14Do you want to watch a movie?
22:16Too sad.
22:18What if we pretended that you had a daughter
22:20and you could braid my hair
22:22and give me life advice?
22:24That might be alright.
22:26Okay.
22:31Okay.
22:34Don't ever take your phone into the bathroom.
22:37It's disgusting.
22:38Mm-hmm.
22:38Super germy.
22:39Good advice.
22:41You have to wear sunscreen
22:42even when it's cloudy.
22:45It really needs to be reapplied
22:47every two hours
22:48or else you'll look old
22:49before you're old.
22:51Okay.
22:56No.
22:58Just in case.
23:01You want to kick the shit out of me?
23:03No, I don't know.
23:05Being very hospitable
23:06for an asshole.
23:07I try.
23:14God damn it.
23:15I was going to throw this in your face,
23:17but it's delicious.
23:19Thanks.
23:23I thought it'd be nice
23:24if I hung him someplace people could see him.
23:27I bet she loved that.
23:32I never even looked at him.
23:35You know what, man?
23:36You should be gloating.
23:38She just fucking loves you.
23:42Still the coolest woman I've ever met.
23:45And I know I'll, uh,
23:47I'll never have anything like that.
23:49Come on, man.
23:50There's still time.
23:52Don't give up.
23:53What am I doing?
23:55I'm out of here.
23:59Is that apricot?
24:00Into honey.
24:01Oh, it's amazing.
24:06I'm going to finish this.
24:09You leave.
24:10Fair enough.
24:23Gabby's green tea in the afternoon.
24:25It's so tasty because it's green.
24:27There you are.
24:28Could you give me a ride to my neurologist?
24:30Sorry, I have a patient.
24:32Uh, maybe Sean can give me a ride.
24:35Look at me.
24:35I'm not driving.
24:36Well, we could take a Lyft together.
24:38Is it on the way?
24:39Come with me and find out.
24:41What the fuck's happening?
24:42Sean, the downside of having
24:44all of the women in your life
24:46encourage you to be more emotionally evolved
24:48is that now you know when you want a friend
24:51to go with you to the doctor,
24:52but because you grew up in the 1700s,
24:55you don't know how to ask for it.
24:56So instead, you kind of just make it
24:59super weird for everybody.
25:02I have no idea what the fuck she's talking about.
25:04You know, I've been meaning to swing
25:06by your doctor's office.
25:07Let's go together.
25:09Well, only if you want.
25:10He'd love to.
25:11Go.
25:15When I said I would meet you anywhere,
25:16I didn't know it would be half an hour away
25:19looking for rocks.
25:20Well, you shouldn't have said anywhere.
25:22Wait, I see.
25:23Oh, jackpot.
25:25It's an agate.
25:25See how they look rough on the outside?
25:27And then here's waxy finish.
25:29I mean, it looks pretty similar to the other side.
25:31No, it does not.
25:33This is the best one.
25:34Oh, see, the daddy's out here somewhere.
25:36The daddy?
25:39This can't be real, right?
25:40This is not a real thing that you do.
25:42Oh, this is real.
25:43This is for real.
25:45Oh, my God.
25:46Oh, my God.
25:48Oh, my God.
25:48I think I found one.
25:49I did.
25:51Liz, see?
25:51Look at its sparkle and shine in the sun.
25:53No.
25:55Well, now I hate rocks.
25:57Look, I know that Gabby told you to come check on me.
26:00Yeah.
26:01Yeah, she did.
26:03It's not why I'm here, though.
26:05I'm actually here because I'm pissed at you.
26:06At me?
26:07Yeah.
26:08Liz, whenever someone in your life is hurting,
26:09you dive right in.
26:11You did it for me.
26:11When it was our turn to help you,
26:13you didn't let us.
26:15It's pretty selfish, right?
26:21He's not going to forgive me, Jimmy.
26:24Maybe.
26:26But I do think that sometimes the idea of forgiving someone
26:29feels like impossible.
26:35Then you realize that the villain in your story
26:40is just a person who made a big mistake.
26:46Yeah.
26:49Question for you, by the way.
26:50You ever going to give me a rock one day?
26:52Well, you said you hated rocks,
26:54and they heard you.
26:55Did you hear me, little ro-
26:56Oh, I found one!
26:57Liz, I found another one.
26:58I found another one.
26:59This one's smooth, like you said.
27:00It's waxy.
27:01And no.
27:03You suck.
27:06So, this is, uh, this is where you do your thing.
27:11Yes.
27:14Look, therapy wasn't a part of my world growing up.
27:19Closest I got was some old janitor who told me,
27:22boys don't have emotions, and he tried to kiss me.
27:25Oh, well, I'm glad you're here.
27:28Mm.
27:28You know what's crazy?
27:31Liz is the one who messed up.
27:34So how come I feel like such a piece of shit?
27:38You want therapist Gabby or friend Gabby first?
27:41Friend.
27:42Okay.
27:43Derek, you are an incredible person.
27:46You're kind.
27:47You're loyal.
27:48And holy shitballs, dude,
27:49what the hell do you put in the head of hair of yours?
27:51Now I'm going to switch into therapist Gabby.
27:56I have had so many married patients
27:58that are exactly where you are.
28:00And honestly, this stuff never comes out of nowhere.
28:04Uh, I knew she was in a bad place.
28:09But we've been married forever.
28:11Do you know how many times she has been down
28:14over trivial things, like, like,
28:17getting kicked off a committee
28:18after she offended everybody on the committee?
28:21She is not a committee, Gabby.
28:23No, she's not.
28:24No.
28:25But it doesn't matter what got her down.
28:28She always pulled herself out.
28:31But did she reach out this time?
28:33Kind of.
28:35She said she felt like she was underwater.
28:40Mm.
28:41And people underwater usually are?
28:45Snorkeling and looking at cool stuff?
28:48No.
28:50Well, they're drowning.
28:51Mm-hmm.
28:52So Liz told you she was drowning,
28:54and what did you say?
28:56Huh.
28:57I told her she should get a grilled cheese truck.
29:00Derek!
29:00God damn it!
29:02How did this become my fault all of a sudden?
29:04I...
29:04Oh, it's not.
29:06And you know what?
29:07You are justified
29:07with whatever you choose to do.
29:11But Derek,
29:11y'all been married for, like,
29:13what, 26 years?
29:14Yeah, yeah.
29:15You ever make any mistakes?
29:18Nothing like this.
29:20Not even close.
29:25God, this sucks.
29:26Yeah.
29:26It really sucks.
29:27But you're gonna figure it out.
29:30I know it.
29:32You and that mysterious head of hair.
29:38It's olive oil and lemon.
29:40What?
29:41Really?
29:41I put that on my salads.
29:45Of course.
29:48Good to see you, Paul.
29:50And your...
29:52Friend.
29:53Sean.
29:53Hey, Sean.
29:55Oh, shoot.
29:56Uh, give me a sec to grab your file.
30:02First Julie, now her.
30:04Our own neurologist hot,
30:05or is it just yours?
30:06Don't flirt with her.
30:07I'm not allowed.
30:08You're not allowed.
30:10Damn, Paul.
30:10Chill.
30:11You chill.
30:13Okay.
30:14Last time you were here
30:16for the dizziness.
30:18Getting close to the highest dosage
30:20on your meds,
30:21so we don't have a lot of room there.
30:22Yeah.
30:23How are they holding?
30:23So far, so good.
30:25But I haven't been sleeping
30:27that well lately.
30:29Could be stress.
30:30Could be midnight hot wings.
30:33I don't know.
30:34But you said for my brain,
30:37not getting enough sleep
30:38was like pouring kerosene
30:40on a brush fire.
30:42So I guess it's no surprise
30:43there's some mild
30:45old, um, memory, uh, issues, too.
30:49So I thought I'd come in.
30:51Do some PMCS.
30:52What?
30:53Preventative maintenance
30:54checks and services.
30:56I was in the military, too.
30:57No shit.
30:59What branch?
30:59What branch?
31:00What did I say about flirting?
31:02I don't mind.
31:03Are you a Navy SEAL?
31:05You look like a Navy SEAL.
31:06Oh, well, actually, I don't.
31:07All right.
31:07You're done.
31:10Look, I have a lot of things
31:11and people in my life
31:14that I love.
31:16So I want to stay as sharp
31:17as I can for as long
31:19as I possibly can.
31:20If there's something else
31:22that I could be doing,
31:25let me know.
31:27Because I'll do anything.
31:31Well, especially considering
31:32the sleep issues.
31:34Yeah.
31:34The one thing you absolutely
31:36have to stop doing
31:37is drinking.
31:41What else you got?
31:46Oh, hey.
31:49Are you getting stuff
31:51or are you home?
31:51Are you home?
31:53Because I really want you
31:54to be home.
31:55I'm so sorry.
31:56Just let me talk, okay?
32:01You screwed up.
32:03I know.
32:06But I wasn't present.
32:08And I should have been.
32:10And I'm sorry for that.
32:13Really, the only thing
32:14that could make me feel worse
32:15is you apologizing to me.
32:17And I've done my job.
32:22Who else is coming for dinner?
32:26Just some idiots
32:27I thought you might like to see.
32:28Who are you kidding me?
32:29Hang on.
32:30It's all of you.
32:32Hi.
32:34Oh, my God.
32:36Sorry we forgot it was your birthday.
32:37It's not my birthday.
32:39It's not my birthday.
32:43Oh, Mom.
32:46Work a trip.
32:47Happy birthday to you.
32:51Happy birthday to you.
32:56Cha-cha-cha.
32:58I'm glad you called.
33:00Come in.
33:05I'm really grateful you came here.
33:09It's a good movie.
33:10Yeah.
33:11Holds up.
33:12Does it?
33:13Yeah.
33:13I haven't seen it in a while.
33:15Could I get you a water or a tea or...?
33:18You don't have to do anything.
33:20Okay.
33:26Look, I forgive you.
33:29I want you to go home with your life.
33:31And I want that to be okay.
33:35I do need you to do something for me, though.
33:38Yeah.
33:40Anything.
33:40Cool.
33:42I don't ever want to fucking see you again.
33:45Do you understand?
33:47I don't want you to see my daughter anymore.
33:49I don't want you to see my friends.
33:52I need you to disappear from my fucking life.
33:59Okay.
33:59Can you do that for me?
34:03Of course.
34:24He returns.
34:27We're waiting for him to speak.
34:31His words are coming so soon.
34:34Ryan, less weirdness.
34:36How'd it go?
34:38I forgave him.
34:40I'm so glad.
34:47Oh, my God.
34:48What a relief.
34:49I'm so afraid to be mad,
34:50and I just start talking and talking
34:51and not be able to stop him.
34:53Ah!
34:53Ah!
34:54Ah!
34:54Ah!
34:55Ah!
34:55Ah!
34:56Ah!
34:57That's really terrifying.
34:58Yeah, it was supposed to be.
34:59Wait, wait, wait, wait.
35:01I'm supposed to believe you hooked up with two women.
35:03Yeah, I'm calling bullshit.
35:05It happened.
35:05Dude, no girl has ever liked you.
35:06Unless you're making up some girl named Summer.
35:08Summer.
35:09I didn't make up.
35:09She sounds great.
35:10I didn't make up Summer.
35:11Was she hot?
35:12Summer was cute.
35:13Summer was hot.
35:14Summer was hot.
35:15Winter was cold though, right?
35:17Yeah.
35:21Figured out who I was really mad at.
35:24Wasn't him.
35:25I am aware.
35:26It was me.
35:28Please do not say I'm aware again.
35:31I really want to.
35:35I think that everybody hopes that they're the kind of person
35:38who comes through if the shit ever hits the fan.
35:41Mm-hmm.
35:43And I wasn't.
35:45I mean, Alice really needed me.
35:50I let her down so bad.
35:54So I think that when I see that guy,
36:01I'm forced to see what a fucking terrible father I am.
36:09And how I broke the last promise I made to my wife.
36:20This bourbon has traveled on ships around the globe,
36:24absorbing the salty sea air from every corner of the earth.
36:30Sea whiskey.
36:32Don't call it that.
36:33Okay.
36:35Tonight,
36:39I am having my last drink ever.
36:44And I have decided
36:47to have it with you.
36:57Paul.
37:01You think I'll ever be able to forgive myself?
37:07Yeah.
37:09Yeah, I do.
37:12Really?
37:17I hope so.
37:22Me too.
37:23It's exhausting.
37:41I want you more than I need you.
37:46I need you so bad.
37:52Are you coming back?
37:55Are you coming back?
37:58I'm waiting.
38:04Haven't had a dream in a long time.
38:09Haven't been able to sleep.
38:14Are you coming back?
38:18Are you coming back?
38:21Are you coming back?
38:21I'm waiting.
38:27I'm waiting.
38:34Bye-bye.
38:35Bye-bye.
38:36Bye-bye.
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