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00:15Raymond, Paul said he's ready for you in the back.
00:17At long last.
00:19Lisa, let's boogie.
00:24Steven, come on, we're getting out of here.
00:26What are these for?
00:28Joy.
00:30I didn't mean to up and scare you, I came here to walk and fall, I've been able to heal
00:38you, when you speak to yourself, these nights with the sky still full of stars, oh, I'm gonna find you
00:48in the dark, I'll find you in the dark, I'll find you in the dark, I'll find you in the
00:55dark, I'll find you in the dark.
00:57Fun, right?
00:58Come on.
00:59Don't forget mom.
01:02Are you sure we should do this today?
01:03It's been long enough.
01:05She wanted you to spread her ashes, right?
01:07I know, but it's a little windy.
01:09I don't want to get anything of her in my mouth.
01:11Look, I get it.
01:14It's my dead wife's birthday this week.
01:17I've been stuck, too.
01:18Look, I think we should both move forward.
01:47Well, it looks closed.
01:51Put out the pastor.
01:54Can I say something?
01:55I feel you talk all the time.
01:57I do, but I'm paying you for it, so I'm good.
01:59Listen, when I came to see you over 20 years ago...
02:04Twenty-two years ago.
02:05I was drinking too much, and my marriage had ended, and my self-esteem was so low, I spent most
02:12of my time wondering how I'm going to kill myself.
02:15And now, my life is so good, that half the time I come through that door, I don't know what
02:18it is I want to talk about.
02:20Huh.
02:20T-Today, I was going to talk about feeling old and wondering if I can still pull off a leather
02:26jacket.
02:27You can't.
02:28Ouch.
02:30Listen, Paul.
02:31You spent your whole career helping people.
02:34You deserve to be celebrated for a minute.
02:38Well, there's some people that might not agree with that.
02:41Yeah?
02:41Like who?
02:43Okay.
02:44Well, just know that I am very grateful.
02:52Thank you, Paul.
02:58You're welcome.
03:01Do you think I can pull off leather pants?
03:04No.
03:05What about a bodysuit?
03:07I think your time is up.
03:09Okay, Lisa, everybody gets feedback at work, okay?
03:12But you hear criticism at a 10 when really it's been given to you at a 2.
03:15You're not wrong.
03:18Hey, you are not your mistakes.
03:21But my boss thinks I'm an idiot now.
03:23That's your mom's voice, not your boss's.
03:25You are not an idiot.
03:27You know I know that?
03:29It's because you are the shit.
03:31I like when you curse.
03:32That's why I fucking do that shit, bitch.
03:35See, this is why you weren't the 90-minute drive.
03:38Because you also the shit.
03:40Lisa, this is not about me, but please don't stop.
03:44But goddamn, 90 minutes?
03:46Yeah, it's worth it coming to see a black therapist.
03:48I don't have to explain to you about my mom's narcissism.
03:51Or the fact that it's not codependent that my whole family goes out to-
03:55But seriously though, your family is codependent as hell.
03:59So these were her seats, huh?
04:01Yeah, but it feels weird leaving her here.
04:04You know, if it helps, you can talk to her first.
04:07Seriously?
04:08Yeah.
04:08Say all the things you never got to say.
04:10Everything.
04:11I mean, you can leave out the dream where she cut off your penis, but yeah.
04:16Yeah.
04:21Mom.
04:22Sometimes you were horrible.
04:25Like really fucking mean.
04:27And judgmental.
04:28You stole thousands of dollars from your church.
04:32Did not know that.
04:33But you did raise me.
04:36I love you.
04:37That was beautiful.
04:39Thanks.
04:39Mostly.
04:41Should we spread this lady out or what?
04:43Yeah.
04:46Take all the time you need.
04:48Watch my feet though.
04:54I was wrong.
04:55We should run.
04:58Whoa!
04:59Security, stop!
05:01Hey!
05:02Come find me in the door.
05:03Dump as you go!
05:05Come find me in the door.
05:05Dump as you go!
05:08Dump and run!
05:09Dump and run!
05:12Help me carry this weight
05:14That's dragging me down
05:16Pull me out of a drink
05:18Before I start to drown
05:21Let the wreckage all sink
05:23To where the fishes are frightening
05:26I wanna hear myself think again
05:30I wanna hear myself think again
06:00What were you up to?
06:35Hey, hey.
07:03And that's all we get.
07:06But it was so fun.
07:11Okay, I love you a lot.
07:37You can't even hear the music.
07:39I know.
07:39I just wanted to be a part of it so bad.
07:43Hey, can my grounding please be over?
07:47Yes.
07:47Really?
07:48In two more weeks.
07:49Okay, that was mean.
07:50Really?
07:50You stole my car, you little fuck.
07:52There.
07:52Hey, remember how you used to come lay on the end of the bed?
07:56You would tell me and your mom about some song you were obsessed with?
08:00We'd have like a listening party.
08:01Yeah.
08:02And then I'd play one of my favorite songs for you.
08:05You'd tell me that my taste in music sucked.
08:08Yeah.
08:08I miss that.
08:09Well, if it helps, your taste in music still does suck.
08:12Glad you still think so.
08:14Seriously, what is a goo goo doll?
08:16Oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:22Okay.
08:23To Derek.
08:24Cheers.
08:26That is so kind.
08:28I appreciate it.
08:29Retired.
08:29And with that head of hair, the world is yours.
08:33Oh, stop.
08:36What are you going to do?
08:37I don't know.
08:38I guess the first year I'll just chill at home.
08:41That's why I invited you all here.
08:42Partly because I'm so happy for you.
08:45I love you so much.
08:46And partly because I don't want there to be any questions when I take my own life.
08:50Oh.
08:50That was one hell of a toast list.
08:53I have big wedding news.
08:55Are we done celebrating, Derek?
08:56It's cool.
08:57I might have a big shindig in a few weeks.
08:59With friends, you know, a couple hundred people, so.
09:01Are we invited?
09:03You are now.
09:05I'm sorry, a couple hundred people?
09:06Guys, does D-Bone have a better life than us?
09:09What can I say?
09:10I like people.
09:11People like me.
09:12That's true.
09:13It's annoying.
09:13Hey, hi.
09:14I think we moved on to my thing.
09:15I don't know.
09:16Sorry.
09:17Don't we?
09:17No.
09:18I don't think so.
09:19Jimmy has been reinstated.
09:21He is once again performing my wedding ceremony.
09:25Wow.
09:25Why did you let him back in?
09:27Because I'm a kind and benevolent prince.
09:29Okay.
09:30I don't know if you're a prince.
09:31No.
09:32I also guilted him for being a selfish son of a bitch himself.
09:35Yeah.
09:36Yeah, that's what it is.
09:37Yeah.
09:37That makes sense.
09:37I still don't love these two as friends.
09:39And we don't give a shit.
09:40It makes us stronger.
09:42Yeah.
09:42Mm-hmm.
09:47Okay, sorry.
09:47I'm running late.
09:48Let's go.
09:48Oh, you know, it's fine.
09:49I have to pee, actually.
09:50Can I?
09:50Gabby, boundaries.
09:51You can hold it.
09:52Are you serious right now?
09:53You know how much water I drink in a day.
09:55One second.
09:56Good morning.
09:57Oh, damn.
09:59Wow.
10:00Wow, that's a good surprise face.
10:03Uh, don't you have to go to the bathroom?
10:05Oh, no.
10:05I can hold it in for this.
10:07Gabby, uh, this is Dr. Barham.
10:09Uh, you've seen me naked?
10:11Go with my first name.
10:13Julie.
10:14Hello, Julie.
10:15I am Gabby.
10:16Well, I should, um, put some pants on.
10:19But see if you can cheer Grumpy up here.
10:21He's pissed because he's an award-winning therapist.
10:24Is he gonna win any awards in the bedroom?
10:26Schwing!
10:27Holy shit.
10:28I don't want to know that.
10:28Actually, I do.
10:29What?
10:30Oh, my God.
10:30I'm sorry.
10:31When I get nervous, I start just saying just stupid shit.
10:34And that's what's happening right now?
10:35Sorry.
10:36Are you gonna take her to the awards ceremony?
10:39Go to the bathroom.
10:40Mm-hmm.
10:40Mm-hmm.
10:41Mm-hmm.
10:42Mm-hmm.
10:42Mm-hmm.
10:42Oh, she's fine.
10:44Isn't she?
10:45Look, I'm...
10:46The awards ceremony is in Vegas.
10:49And I'm not even sure of her son.
10:50Shh, shh, shh.
10:51No, no, relax.
10:52Can I go?
10:53No, no, much as I was flattered by the invitation from your colleague,
11:00I'm just not sure that we're at the sit-together-through-boring-stuff stage.
11:04Well, I have never actually been at that stage, and I've been married.
11:21I don't know where the bathroom is.
11:23Down the hall on the left.
11:26Oh, my God.
11:27Look at her legs.
11:28Not a word.
11:29Congratulations.
11:30Go.
11:30Okay.
11:31I'm gonna...
11:35But seriously, though, I'm super happy for you.
11:37This is really inspiring.
11:39I didn't think I would be able to have sex when I got old, but I'm gonna fuck forever.
11:53It's nice to have you working here.
11:56The exciting world of corporate accounting.
11:59Hope you're having a little fun.
12:00Are you kidding me, Dad?
12:02I love scanning these documents.
12:03If you let me do this when I was a kid, I probably never would have played football.
12:07Yeah, okay.
12:09I appreciate the job, Dad.
12:12Oh, son, I'm just glad to see you're doing so well.
12:17You gonna keep it up?
12:18Yes, sir.
12:22Now that I got a job, I can finally give you this.
12:27No prouder moment for a therapist than when his patient pays him rent.
12:32Is there any way you can be happy for me and still mad at him?
12:35Yeah, I can do that.
12:37Good on you, kid.
12:39What's the matter with you?
12:41So many things, Paul.
12:44Hey, uh...
12:45Listen, I was thinking about your award.
12:48Why is everybody obsessing about this goddamn award?
12:51What award?
12:52Oh, Paul's been nominated for a grouchy.
12:54They give it to whoever can spend the most time pissed off for absolutely no reason.
12:58You got this in the bag, Paul.
13:01All right, look.
13:02They give you these career achievement things at the last possible moment
13:06when they still think you can make a speech
13:08and not just stumble up there and go blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and shut yourself.
13:13If that happens, standing ovation.
13:16My life is over.
13:18And the cherry on the top is my daughter thinks I'm a selfish prick.
13:22Look, these things you're talking about, they're just roadblocks.
13:25Right?
13:25You gotta blow through them.
13:26What if you invited Meg and her family to Vegas to celebrate with you?
13:30What are you, nuts?
13:31Meg's barely talking to me, and Mason is ten years old.
13:35What's he gonna do, gamble and whore?
13:37Hey, Vegas is for families now.
13:39So what he's saying is that you and your grandson could gamble and whore together.
13:42He'd never be able to keep up.
13:45I go hard.
13:48Thanks for coming.
13:49Yeah, well, I'm here for one reason and one reason only.
13:52Was that me in the fucking painting or what?
13:55Yeah, it was you.
13:57What'd you say?
13:57It's you.
13:59Hearing a man say I'm right really greases my fucking peach, dude.
14:04Well, I should have said it more often.
14:08Listen, about what I said at the art gallery, I do regret it, but I forgave myself.
14:14I went on a whole ass journey.
14:15It took less than two minutes.
14:18But that show was sick, and it is nice to see you killing it.
14:22Thanks.
14:25It reminds me of who you were when we first met.
14:28Do you think we could ever try again?
14:30Excuse me?
14:30What?
14:31I don't think we ever fell out of love.
14:33I just fucked things up.
14:35I mean, you're still the funniest, sexiest woman I've ever seen.
14:40Oh, God.
14:42I'm so annoyed.
14:43This is working.
14:45Want to get out of here?
14:50Wow.
14:52Yeah.
14:54Yeah, that'll work for me.
14:57Shit, I can't believe we're doing this again.
14:59Well, it makes sense, you know?
15:01I mean, once you crack the sex seal, you're going to keep doing it.
15:04Yeah.
15:04Plus, I'm really good at it since I started Zumba.
15:07Yeah.
15:07Yeah.
15:10We're a good fit.
15:11You think, like, penis-vagina alignment?
15:13I mean, it's snug down there.
15:15Oh, thank you.
15:16Well, that's both of us.
15:17Oh.
15:19Girthins.
15:20You fucking saved my ass earlier.
15:22I mean, I was this close to taking Nico to Poundtown.
15:24I mean, he was talking about how much he changed for me, and how he's still sober.
15:29And then he was talking about how sexy I was, which you know I love that.
15:31You do fucking look sexy.
15:32Oh, no, thank you.
15:34Still, what was I thinking?
15:35I missed out on so much to get him through rehab.
15:37Like, I passed up a teaching job.
15:38I ditched conferences.
15:40I lost out on so many opportunities just to make sure he was okay.
15:45So thank you for your safe, safe dick.
15:48Yeah, you're welcome.
15:53He wouldn't like it if I told you this, but my dick doesn't like to be called safe.
15:57What about, like, maybe bold or majestic?
16:00What about decent, consistent?
16:03How about working class dick?
16:12Yeah, he likes it.
16:13He likes it.
16:14Oh, shit, he loves it.
16:15Oh, I like that.
16:16Yeah, I gotta consult with me union.
16:23Hey, babe.
16:24Hey.
16:25You want to go with me to get the mail?
16:27You want me to walk with you to the end of the driveway?
16:29And back.
16:32Hey, guys.
16:34Hey, hey, guys.
16:35Kill me.
16:37If Liz said she'd help with your catering thing, why don't you just ask her?
16:40Nah, we were just joking around.
16:42Besides, I got a new job working with my dad.
16:44Hmm.
16:45How's that going?
16:46I am very grateful for the opportunity.
16:49Oh, damn.
16:53You ever look at this tree?
16:56A graceful trunk.
16:59Her sturdy limbs.
17:02She is beautiful.
17:03Derek, do you want to fuck that tree?
17:05I don't think it's legal.
17:07Please tell me that's not what's stopping you.
17:10Okay.
17:11I'm gonna help get Liz on board.
17:13We can get Gabby to help.
17:14Plus, I've got a rock.
17:18I'm gonna need you to connect some more dots.
17:21Liz gives all her best polished rocks to the people she loves the most.
17:24She's only given one to me, Derek, and two of her three sons.
17:31So, the ceremony will start, and then I'll give the opening remarks.
17:35Are you sure you want to hear this now?
17:36You don't want to be surprised on the day?
17:38Yeah, I'm good not being surprised.
17:39Okay.
17:40So, I'll be standing right next to you.
17:43Liz is the audience.
17:45Whenever you're ready.
17:46You're gonna be this close?
17:47Yeah, I'll probably be this close.
17:50Charlie will be right here.
17:51Don't worry about him, though.
17:52He'll be looking at me.
17:54Okay.
17:55Yes, up top.
17:57You got this, buddy.
17:59That's Charlie.
18:00He'll like that.
18:01Just wanna...
18:02Give me a second, because I worked really hard on this.
18:04Yeah.
18:05Yes, yes, yes, yes.
18:07Oh, man.
18:08Yeah, this definitely reminds me of when you married Tia and I.
18:12Tia and me.
18:12Nobody cares, Liz.
18:13No, it's wrong.
18:14Come on back.
18:17Marriage.
18:23I need a second.
18:25Wow.
18:26This?
18:27That good?
18:28No, although now I'm really looking forward to this wedding.
18:31I just gotta shake it off.
18:32I'm good.
18:33I just gotta get loose.
18:34Yeah.
18:35Oh, in high school basketball, when someone would talk shit to me, it would really, like, motivate me.
18:39Liz, will you pretend like you don't think I'm gonna be able to do this?
18:41Don't have to pretend.
18:42This is a disaster.
18:44Okay, fuck you, Liz.
18:45Yeah.
18:45You know what?
18:46This time I'm just gonna read it, all right?
18:48No emotion, just words.
18:49Yeah, that'll work.
18:52Marriage?
18:53Nope.
18:53I'm fucked.
18:55Without a drop of lube.
18:56Liz, normally funny, not today.
18:59Today it's a little funny.
19:00Not today.
19:01Too stressed.
19:02My parents arrived yesterday.
19:04My dad's already asked if all gay couples kiss at the end or if some bump fists.
19:08Wait, wait, wait, wait, Konda.
19:09I freaked out a little bit, but I promise you I'm gonna get there.
19:14Marriage.
19:16Fuck you, Liz.
19:17Man.
19:17This isn't about you.
19:18This is about Brian and imaginary Charlie and I.
19:21Me.
19:22Liz, don't provoke me.
19:23You're just supposed to be the audience.
19:25So unless the audience is a group of blueberry-y assholes, then you're not in character.
19:29Fuck you.
19:30Take a walk.
19:30She's not worth it.
19:32Fuck you, Liz.
19:32You're not gonna ruin the best thing of my life, you grammar witch.
19:37These are good blueberries.
19:39How are you feeling?
19:40Oh, I'm feeling good.
19:42Feeling fine.
19:43That's not what I called.
19:44Um, I know it's the worst place in the world, but what are your feelings about Las Vegas?
19:51Well, don't judge me, but I fucking love it.
19:56Yeah, I do too.
19:57Um, I was wondering if you and Mason and Dave could join me there this weekend.
20:04My treat.
20:05Wow.
20:09Um, shoot, we can't.
20:11Sorry.
20:12But Mason's got a school play this Saturday.
20:16Uh, okay, well, how about if you could come Sunday?
20:19I could stay an extra couple days.
20:21Why does it have to be this weekend?
20:23Well, it's no big deal, but I'm getting this lifetime achievement thing from APA again.
20:27Right.
20:28Right?
20:28No, I almost forgot.
20:29Work first, everything else second.
20:31No, come on.
20:32Let me start over.
20:32I gotta go, John.
20:33It could be any weekend.
20:34I gotta go.
20:49You don't know nothing about nothing to give horrible advice.
20:53What are your patients?
20:56No, that's my boss and mentor.
20:58Yeah.
21:01Oh, hi, Paul.
21:03Um, Paul.
21:04Are you in a good enough mood for me to ask you for an annoying favor?
21:10Um, no.
21:12Okay, well, I don't care.
21:13I'm gonna do it anyway.
21:14Um, I'm applying for a professorship.
21:19A professorship?
21:21Gabby, academia is the fifth circle of hell.
21:24It goes babies, musicals, magic, kale, academia.
21:29Don't come for magic.
21:30You know I went to magic camp, okay?
21:32I can pull shit out of your ears that would astound you.
21:34Leave my ears alone.
21:35Okay.
21:37What do you want?
21:38Um, I was wondering if you could write me a recommendation.
21:41Why are you chasing a professorship?
21:43Because even with my current patient roster, I still have the bandwidth.
21:46And we've talked about this already.
21:48More teachers that look like me mean more therapists that look like me.
21:51And I'm not talking about tall and hot as shit.
21:53I'm talking about...
21:54Black.
21:55Black.
21:55Exactly.
21:56Plus, with all this safe dick I'm getting, I got plenty of time.
22:00What is safe dick?
22:01Simple, uncomplicated sex that doesn't ruin your life.
22:04So, Julie...
22:05Oh.
22:06Easy.
22:07Even though she's a woman, could be thought of as safe dick.
22:13Sure.
22:14Cool.
22:15Mm-hmm.
22:17Write whatever recommendation you want and I'll sign it.
22:20Are you sure I'm not...
22:23Isn't this place great?
22:25Very nice.
22:26It's just...
22:27Brian says about anyone who doesn't like his jokes.
22:36Ooh.
22:37There's a wedding planner.
22:39Be back in a sec.
22:40Okay.
22:42I like him.
22:44Me too.
22:46I'm really glad you're here.
22:48I wouldn't miss it.
22:52So, are you going to go with the classic tuxedo look?
22:55Uh, a classic tuxedo will be one of my outfits, yes?
22:59There'll be costume changes?
23:01Yeah, just like my 16th birthday.
23:03So, hey, I've been meaning to ask you.
23:07Jimmy was supposed to be my best man, but now he's performing the ceremony.
23:10And, um, I was hoping you'd stand up there with me.
23:19Well, that's, that's nice of you to ask, Brian.
23:23But, you know, I'd, you know, I'd be happier just sitting with your mom.
23:29Of course.
23:29Yeah.
23:30No problem.
23:42Being grounded sucks, but he's been around, you know, checking my homework, making dinner,
23:48total dad mode.
23:50That's good, right?
23:51Yeah.
23:54Give me my hat back.
23:56You told me to wear it because it's too hot and too sunny.
23:58But now I'm hot.
24:01Okay.
24:01Okay, cool.
24:02Am I allowed to make fun of the hat?
24:04I wouldn't.
24:05You want a lift?
24:06I'm going to go visit mom if you want to come.
24:08No, I biked.
24:09Plus, I have to help Sean with something.
24:11Yeah.
24:11You good?
24:12So good.
24:13Okay.
24:15Paul, before you get back to that newsroom from the 40s, sorry, you always call me on
24:19my shit.
24:20Um, I think it's time for me to return the favor.
24:23I think I'll pass.
24:24You don't get to pass this time.
24:25Oh, damn.
24:27Look, you invited Meg to Vegas.
24:29It got burned.
24:29It sucks.
24:30But you know what?
24:31At least you let her know how you feel, and you got to keep doing that.
24:34He's right.
24:35Who asked you?
24:36Or you.
24:37The weekend with Meg fell apart because of the award thing, but they can just mail me
24:43this stupid thing.
24:44Jesus, now you're not going to go?
24:45You're being honored, Paul.
24:47Come on, I'll go with you.
24:49It's not exactly a selling point.
24:52What about this, um, this doctor that you're having SEX with?
24:56You're sleeping with your doctor?
24:58Oh my God, is she cute?
24:59Do you like her?
25:01Gabby says that he does.
25:02Gabby also says, and I quote, her legs are in service.
25:07Okay.
25:08Fucking Gabby.
25:09You like her, Paul, ask her.
25:11Why is it so hard for you to be vulnerable?
25:13This whole Fortress of Solitude thing, it's getting old.
25:18Sometimes you got to put yourself out there.
25:20Make a big gesture.
25:22People love a big gesture.
25:24Huge gesture.
25:26Are you done?
25:28I mean, only if you're going to listen to me.
25:30Then we're in a tricky spot.
25:32You know I'm right.
25:35Whoa.
25:35Oh, it felt fucking good to say that to you.
25:38Hey, I love you both.
25:41Bye.
25:44Come on.
25:46I told you he's doing better.
25:51Fucking annoying.
25:58So, I see you are serious about white guilt catering.
26:02I'm not sure I settled on the name, but yeah, I need investors and you said you were in.
26:07We were kidding around and now you're pretending we weren't?
26:10I was, but now I'm getting kind of scared.
26:13Hey, you're okay.
26:15Hey, you're okay?
26:15Oh, you're in on this?
26:16Yeah.
26:17I love to support small black businesses.
26:19What businesses do you support?
26:20I am a black business.
26:22It's a lot of money.
26:23I would have to talk to Derek.
26:25Everyone calm down.
26:25Okay, copy that.
26:26Hey, D-train.
26:30What up, G-spot?
26:31You cool if Liz gave 20 grand to Sean's new catering business?
26:35Sure.
26:37Took a while for him to come around, but he did.
26:39You in?
26:40I don't know.
26:42I'm super busy right now.
26:44Liz, remember when you gave this to me?
26:46You're invoking the rock.
26:49That's a pretty-ass rock.
26:50Mm-hmm.
26:51I want one.
26:52No, you haven't earned it, G-spot.
26:55You gave it to me when mom died and you said that it meant that you loved me and that
27:01you'd
27:01always have my back.
27:02And this last year, you've shown up for me over and over again.
27:06And I'm so grateful.
27:08So, thank you.
27:09You're welcome.
27:11And maybe it's unfair to ask, but I was wondering if you could show up for me one more time
27:14and
27:14help out with Sean.
27:16Oh.
27:17That is the most manipulative you've ever been.
27:20Yeah, that was good shit.
27:25So, let's do it.
27:27Yes!
27:30Woo!
27:31You know what?
27:32I could help with marketing, PR.
27:35I'm great at merch.
27:35That's the best part.
27:36You don't need to get involved at all.
27:38I'll take care of everything.
27:41Cool.
27:43Good job.
27:44You're the best, Liz.
27:45You rock, Liz.
27:50Hey.
27:52Come here.
27:55You get your little feelings hurt.
27:57Sorry.
28:00Let me get one of those rocks.
28:02No.
28:02Come on.
28:03Don't be like that.
28:04No.
28:04You played me today.
28:17Oh, hi.
28:19Hey.
28:21Would you like to go away with me for the weekend?
28:24Okay.
28:24When?
28:26Um, now.
28:29Um.
28:31You know you're a ridiculous person, right?
28:34Yeah.
28:36Yeah.
28:37Ah.
28:38Yeah.
28:57You still got it, man.
29:06Hey, you.
29:09Okay.
29:10Ah.
29:11Oh, my God.
29:12They're beautiful.
29:13Yeah.
29:14I had to make up for last year's birthday debacle.
29:17I really did think we'd both love a gigantic television.
29:21Anyways, happy birthday.
29:23I love you.
29:47Thank you, Jim.
29:48We're late.
29:49No, it's going to be perfect.
29:51You know what you're going to say?
29:52Shh.
29:53I'll just wait you.
29:54Sure.
30:15Excuse me.
30:18Are these seats taken?
30:21Dad, what are you doing here?
30:23Vegas is too long.
30:25Besides, I love fourth grade musicals.
30:29Dave Hall.
30:41So, which one is yours?
30:43I think it's a big gray mouse.
30:45It's an elephant.
30:47It's an elephant.
30:48It's a big gray mouse.
30:49It's an elephant.
30:50Good looking elephant.
30:51Yeah, he's a fucking boy.
31:00I know you liked her.
31:02She's not with me.
31:03No.
31:48You're up! Good. Okay. Hi. I want to show you a song. Holy shit. Listening parties are back, baby. Okay,
31:55this is going to put you in a good mood, like, immediately. Okay.
32:02Okay. Oh. Okay. I get the appeal.
32:15Don't ruin it for me. Okay. Okay. Thank you.
32:19We play this on the bus on the way to away games. Oh, my God. Summer gets so hyped. She
32:26crushed a Gatorade bottle on her head.
32:27Oh, my God. That is so summer. Tell her to never change.
32:47Hey, when is your next game?
32:49I think next Tuesday. Let's see.
32:51Hey. Shh. Oh, shit. We forgot Mom's birthday.
33:05No. I... Oh.
33:10Oh, my God. You asked me if I wanted to visit her yesterday.
33:14I did.
33:17We didn't forget. I forgot. I forgot. Fuck. Fuck. Oh, my God. Why didn't you tell me?
33:22I thought that maybe you knew and you just wanted some space.
33:26Shit. Shit. I'm such a piece of shit.
33:28No, no.
33:29What's wrong with me? How did I forget? I forgot.
33:31It was... It was a mistake. Honey, look at me. It's okay.
33:39No, it's not.
33:41Alice.
34:06This is what's wrong with me. I love you. I love you.
34:14Love you, love you, love you, love you.
34:16Love you, love you.
34:17I see you shine, shine.
34:30Fall in love with someone that enjoys your weirdness
34:33Not someone that, um, tries to talk you into being normal
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