- 1 day ago
Watch Shrinking Season 2 Episode 2 online in HD on Dailymotion (2025). Full episode streaming in high quality.
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:12I just wanted to talk to you. I know we've had some, you know, awkward passings. Anyway,
00:18I'm going back to school soon, and we haven't really hung out this summer, so I didn't know
00:23if you maybe wanted to grab dinner sometime. Oh, uh, yeah, I don't think so. Sorry. But have
00:34a good school year. Thanks. Mr. Laird, did you see that? Huh? Carter? Hey, no, no, no. I was
00:49just up here, uh, thinking about re-sanding this banister, because I don't want anybody
00:54to get splinters, you know? Ow! Fuck! God damn it.
01:00Carter will bounce back, right? From have a good school year? Zero chance. Ow! Not cool,
01:08kid. Got it.
01:13So, um, so, daughter, um, I've been wanting to talk to you about something. Um,
01:20I had a surprise visitor at the office. Can you tell me later? Sorry, I just have my driver's
01:26test in, like, an hour, and I'm really stressed about my license photo. I-I know I want to
01:30smile, but I can't decide whether to do mouth closed or barely open. It's, like, two completely
01:39different people. Adult milestone. Me, I guess. Unless I fail, then I'm-then it's over. It's over.
01:46Hey, even if you do, it'll be okay. You don't remember this, but you failed at toilet training
01:50until you were, like, five. Now look at you, pooping in potties like a pro.
01:54Ha, ha, ha! Nice! Oh, my God.
01:58See you later, Dad.
02:01Thanks for taking her. Apparently, I, uh, I make her too nervous.
02:04I owe you one.
02:06Hmm. Letting me spy on you off my balcony is payment enough.
02:09Spying on me from your balcony, it's-it's invasive, and it's pretty creepy, especially with the smile.
02:14Understood.
02:18Still gonna do it, though.
02:24Whoa! You know I love those.
02:27Why are you wearing your sex boxes at work for, you little freak?
02:30Dress for the job you want.
02:31Wow. You better slow that down. Don't hurt nobody.
02:33We are now processing that application.
02:36Oh, thanks.
02:36Tell me more about this job you want.
02:38You want scratchies?
02:39Hey, Paul.
02:40What?
02:40Whoa.
02:41It's all good.
02:42We should add it to our sign out front.
02:46Rhodes Cognitive Behavioral Therapy Center.
02:50Our doctors fuck.
02:51Wait a minute, all right?
02:53That makes it seem like we have sex with our patients, which we don't.
02:56At least, I don't.
02:57That is not funny.
02:58Paul, I want to assure you, I have not had full penetration with any of the patients.
03:02Wonderful.
03:05Did you get a chance to tell Alice about our visitor?
03:09I have not, no.
03:10I, uh, I can't find the right way in.
03:14Yesterday, she broke a mug and I almost said,
03:16Don't worry, sweetie, it's just an accident.
03:18Speaking of accidents, remember the one your mom was in?
03:21The guy who killed her came by.
03:22Smooth.
03:23I gotta nail this, because it's really gonna rattle her.
03:25Rattled you, too.
03:27Did it?
03:27I guess I never really thought about it.
03:29Gosh, you're good.
03:30Yes, it rattled me, Paul.
03:32But I'm, I'm stronger than you think.
03:34Good news, if true.
03:36Hey, Dr. Rose, I just came early because I wanted to steal a protein bar.
03:40And another one for later.
03:43And another one to sell.
03:45See you there in a second.
03:50No, man.
03:51Hey, what's wrong, boo-boo?
03:53My caseload is full.
03:54And, uh, I picked up Sean.
03:57Unfortunately, I have to drop someone.
03:58Not Raymond.
03:59He's your favorite.
04:00I don't have favorites.
04:02Please, we all have favorites.
04:03Mine is Annie.
04:04Oh, the one who slept with her mom's boyfriend just to prove you was a cheater.
04:07Uh-huh.
04:08I love that messy bitch.
04:09I don't love Ray.
04:11It's just unfortunate that the one client who's equipped to move on is the one that I crush on.
04:17Want to be bros with.
04:19Want to big spoon little spoon with.
04:20You guys want power walk together with tiny dumbbells.
04:23Share a rotisserie chicken from Costco.
04:26I can't believe you're dumping me.
04:28Ray, you've been doing so well for so long.
04:32And I've got this kid who could really use my help.
04:35Kid knew it?
04:37He's probably messed up in all kinds of young, exciting ways, right?
04:41At this point, you're just paying me to shoot the shit.
04:43I feel like I'm robbing you.
04:44I know.
04:45That's why I take protein bars.
04:47Truth is, we've been through a lot together.
04:49My dad's death, my divorce, that month I tried an English accent.
04:57Can we at least still be friends?
05:00Maybe get a beer sometime?
05:02Ray, it wouldn't be appropriate.
05:05I'm strict about boundaries.
05:07Okay, well, at least admit that you're going to miss me.
05:12I will.
05:12Yeah.
05:14Very much.
05:16Since we're not going to be friends,
05:20can I have some of my money back, Gav?
05:23Don't end it like this.
05:25No tea, no crumpets.
05:28Gabby got a thank you note for her wedding gift, and I did not.
05:31Because you didn't get us a gift.
05:32I made a donation in your name to the Pasadena Animal Rescue.
05:36As I said, you did not get us a gift.
05:39Oh, my God.
05:39And cardio burst.
05:40Ew.
05:41Speaking of ew, I've got to stop honking, Jimmy.
05:45Oh, good.
05:45We're back here again.
05:46I know I'm so pathetic, but, like, you know, I'm strong.
05:49I can handle shit.
05:51You know, I was married to a heroin addict.
05:52I helped him get clean.
05:53You know, I wax myself, too.
05:54Why?
05:55I don't even look away when I do it.
05:56I look right down the barrel of this bad boy.
05:58Ooh.
05:59And you know I can hold my pee for 48 hours.
06:00That's too long, Gabby.
06:02I know.
06:03But for some reason, I can't quit this basic-ass man.
06:06Don't look at me.
06:06I've tried everything except knocking his dick out of your mouth.
06:10Okay.
06:11Hi.
06:11I need help.
06:12You'll stop fucking Jimmy when you're ready.
06:14Back me up, Brian.
06:15Yeah.
06:16Honestly, the main thing I think is, how come no one told me you were fucking Jimmy?
06:22What?
06:22Our Jimmy?
06:23No.
06:23Ew.
06:24Gross.
06:24I guess I could see it.
06:26How long has this been going on?
06:27Since he puked all over himself at your engagement party?
06:29Yeah, engagement party.
06:30Since my engagement?
06:31Oh!
06:33You know what?
06:33Fuck Jimmy for not telling me, and fuck you, Gabby.
06:37Fuck you, too, Liz.
06:38Fuck rescue dogs.
06:40That's right.
06:40Fuck hiking.
06:41Fuck that headband.
06:43Actually, I like that headband.
06:46He's supposed to be my best friend.
06:49My best friend!
06:51Fuck all of you!
06:52Fuck you, red shirt.
06:54You, too, leggings.
06:55Fuck this whole mountain!
06:59Honestly, that made it all worth it.
07:01Agreed.
07:01Do you want to look for rocks?
07:03No.
07:08The test didn't go great.
07:10She knocked over a few cones, and she scraped a mailbox.
07:13And those dummies passed me anyway!
07:16Oh!
07:17Yes!
07:18Congratulations!
07:19I'm so proud of you.
07:20I'm going to dump my stuff, and we'll celebrate.
07:22Wherever we go, I'm driving.
07:24And I'm taking your car.
07:25You got it.
07:28Speaking of cars, do you remember what happened to your mom in one?
07:31Oh, goddammit!
07:33Goddammit!
07:33What?
07:34I'm sorry.
07:35I've been trying to find a way in.
07:38That was not it.
07:41Sweetie, the other driver from your mom's accident came to my office.
07:46Holy shit.
07:47When?
07:48Last week.
07:49Last week?
07:50And you're just telling me now?
07:52I'm sorry.
07:55What did he want?
07:56I don't know.
07:58To talk, probably.
07:59It doesn't matter.
08:00I told him to leave.
08:02And he did.
08:04Hey.
08:06You okay?
08:09I guess.
08:10I don't know.
08:12Same here.
08:13Yeah.
08:14You want to talk about it?
08:16Um, no, not yet.
08:19But I'm really glad you told me.
08:21Yeah.
08:23Pretty smooth.
08:27Okay, I'm going to go get ready.
08:28Okay.
08:30I love you.
08:41Speaking of cars.
08:44Derek, what do I have to do to get you to stop spying on me?
08:50Raleigh?
08:51Raleigh, move.
08:52Help me carry this weight that's dragging me down.
08:57Pull me out of the train before I start to drown.
09:02Let the wreckage all sink to where the fishes are frightening.
09:06I want to hear myself think again.
09:11I want to hear myself think again.
09:24He emerges from his cave, my man.
09:29Oh, are you okay, sweetie?
09:31I can't stop thinking about Alice.
09:34It's an emotional pain, but my whole body hurts.
09:38Oh, Bubba, I get it.
09:40I love you.
09:42Love you.
09:43So whiny.
09:44How long do we have to live like this?
09:46Mom?
09:47Yeah, sweetie?
09:47Could you make me French toast?
09:49Coming right up.
09:51He's the worst.
09:53Tell me now.
09:54You are such a good mom.
09:58Dude, go make us French toast.
10:00Coming right up.
10:03Hey, I'm going to brunch for the summer.
10:05I said you'd pay for it because you felt guilty about being weird yesterday.
10:10You're correct.
10:14We're not going to brunch in the 80s.
10:16Oh, being weird is expensive.
10:18Mm-hmm.
10:20You want to take the car?
10:21No.
10:22No, I'm good.
10:22Really?
10:23Okay.
10:24I know I dropped a bomb on you, so don't be mad if I keep checking in.
10:28Fine.
10:28But you're not going to be like my shadow, right?
10:31No.
10:32Get in, hottie.
10:35Hey, Jimmy.
10:37Or Mr. Laird.
10:39You got it, Pamp.
10:41Jimmy's fine.
10:43Next.
10:44Hi, I'll have a shrimp po' boy and a sweet tea.
10:47I'll have the same order as his.
10:50But my first.
10:51Oh, he funded the truck so he gets lifetime front-of-the-line privileges.
10:54It's like a fast pass, but for Derek's.
10:57I'm Derek.
10:58Okay.
10:59Oh, you know what?
11:00Today when I was getting coffee, I met a food blogger.
11:03And somehow I kept my mouth shut about how that's not a real job, because it's not.
11:06But he wants to do a write-up on our truck, so pretty great.
11:10Yeah, really great.
11:13I don't want to be in a blog.
11:15Grace, can you wait till we sit down?
11:17Paul, I told Alice.
11:19It went well.
11:20Well, hang a banner.
11:21Father of the year.
11:23Apparently this guy wants to write about me being a vet.
11:27Bitch, I don't want any of that Soulja Boy shit.
11:30I want this truck to feel like a fresh start.
11:32Then don't do the interview.
11:34Just tell scary neighbor lady.
11:36Liz.
11:38Don't humanize her.
11:41She could be a lot.
11:43But she's done so much for me.
11:46I don't want to seem ungrateful.
11:48What you writing?
11:50Doctor shit.
11:52This is your pattern.
11:54You avoid hard conversations, because they can be painful.
11:58This is the same stuff that came up last week when you were talking about your dad.
12:02I'm not avoiding my dad.
12:03Yeah?
12:04When's the last time you talked to him?
12:06Does he know you have a food truck?
12:07Does he know where you live?
12:09Let's stay on Liz.
12:10Okay.
12:12I should have never told her I'd do this.
12:15If I back out now, she might get pissed.
12:17Look, we got a huge incentive here to teach you how to face pain.
12:22You can't feel good about yourself if you avoid it.
12:25I've got a tool for that.
12:28Good help.
12:30It's called Reversal of Desire.
12:33Sounds like an erotic thriller starring Nick Cage.
12:36It does.
12:37Come on.
12:39Close your eyes.
12:41Seriously?
12:47Visualize your worst fear of how the conversation with Liz could go.
12:52See the pain appear before you like a cloud.
12:55Instead of running from it, move forward towards the pain.
13:01Say, bring it on.
13:03I love pain.
13:04And then finally the cloud will spit you out into the light, feeling like you've conquered
13:11something because you have.
13:12And then you say, pain sets me free.
13:18Are you doing that?
13:19Nah.
13:20I feel pretty stupid.
13:21Well, you look stupid.
13:25But it works.
13:29I'll say it.
13:30Spinning sucks.
13:33You just hate working out while someone yells at you.
13:35Yeah, I guess I'm weird like that.
13:37Dude, I snapped my hair tight.
13:38Let me borrow your scrunchies.
13:39No.
13:39Please.
13:40No, I just got this.
13:41You never give them back.
13:42I know.
13:42You have the good ones.
13:43That's why I don't want to give them teeth.
13:45Yeah, please.
13:46Oh, this one's nice.
13:47I know.
13:48You know, I always got you.
13:50But you owe me like a hundred scrunchies.
13:53Whatever.
14:07Hey.
14:08Hi.
14:09What you doing?
14:11I don't know.
14:11I've just been thinking about Tia a lot since that guy came by.
14:14You?
14:14Yeah.
14:16Of course, I think about her all the time.
14:17She's the love of my life, you know?
14:21It's been fun.
14:22But I think we need to end whatever it is we're doing.
14:27Oh.
14:28It'd be one thing if there were, like, real feelings, you know?
14:32Like, if we thought maybe this could go somewhere.
14:36Okay.
14:36Yeah, you're right.
14:38Got it.
14:39If it's not feeling fun for you anymore, I hear you.
14:43Let's...
14:45Shut it down.
14:48Yeah.
14:50But maybe let's give each other some space for a minute.
14:54And before we know it, I won't even remember that you were the first guy tall enough for me to
14:5769 with.
15:01We made a strong team.
15:03Strong team.
15:03I know you always said that.
15:04I almost feel like we should swap jerseys or something.
15:07That's funny.
15:08Good game.
15:08Yeah.
15:10Good game, sir.
15:14Okay.
15:14So I know that technically shoplifting is wrong.
15:17Wait, wait, wait.
15:18Hold that thought.
15:19My dad's been hovering lately.
15:21Dad?
15:22Hey.
15:23Not hovering.
15:24Didn't hear anything.
15:26Just got home, actually.
15:29I'm not going to need the Bronco if you want to take her for a spin.
15:32No, I'm good.
15:34You're like the first kid in history to get their license and not asked to use the car once.
15:39This is because of, uh...
15:40Because of Double D.
15:42Who?
15:43Drunk driver.
15:44Oh, you're, like, horrible at nicknames.
15:45Yeah, Dad, it's probably because of him, but could you just please give me some space?
15:51Yeah.
15:52Yes, of course.
15:53Um, you know the drill.
15:56I'm here if you need me.
15:57Thanks.
16:02Summer, shoplifting's not technically wrong.
16:04It's just wrong.
16:05You know what's crazy?
16:07I keep wishing that guy had showed up here instead of my dad's office.
16:10There's just so much I want to say to him, you know, like, about how he fucked up our lives.
16:16I just have all of these thoughts swirling around in my head, and I don't know what to do with
16:19them.
16:19Do what I did when my dad split.
16:21Write him a long-ass letter.
16:23You don't even need to send it, but it totally helped me get all that stuff out of my head.
16:26P.S. I also used it for all my college essays.
16:32Alex, hi.
16:33You left your...
16:35I'm gonna...
16:37Hi.
16:37You left your sunglasses in my dad's car, and he thought it would be a growth moment for me to
16:43return them to you.
16:45So...
16:46So...
16:46Thanks.
16:47I'm gonna go hide in a tree.
16:50Who is that delicious sad boy?
16:53I'll give him a growth moment.
16:55Oh my God.
16:56That'd actually be amazing.
16:58Wait, let me introduce you.
16:59Come on.
17:09I'll call the baguette vendor.
17:11I can tell they switched from live sourdough cultures to commercial yeast.
17:14I don't know what that means.
17:17Be careful talking like that around the blog guy tomorrow.
17:20If you start tossing around words like umami and flavor profile, he might orgasm all over the uncooked shrimp.
17:26Then I will not use any of those words.
17:29While we're on the subject, about the blog.
17:31Hey, I saw Connor being flirty with that autumn girl.
17:35You mean summer?
17:37I knew it was a season.
17:38Maybe this will get him to stop moping.
17:40Can we pay her to fuck our son?
17:43Yeah, I think maybe I feel more comfortable just rooting for him.
17:47You didn't ask, but me too.
17:49Two to one, we're gonna root.
17:50Ah, whatever.
17:51What were you thinking about the blog?
17:52Oh, man, Liz is pumped up.
17:54She hasn't been this stoked since she got us separate blankets.
17:58Listen, I know I'm overexcited.
18:00It's a weird color on me.
18:01It is kind of weird.
18:02It is.
18:02But how cool would it be if our little truck thing blew up?
18:06Oh, I'm rooting for you guys too.
18:08Not like that.
18:10What were you saying?
18:12It's nothing.
18:13It can wait.
18:14Yo, Paul.
18:15Jimmy, give me your cell.
18:16He said you don't check voicemail right away, but you always read texts.
18:20I tried to talk to Liz, but I was a total chicken shit.
18:24I just realized it's almost seven.
18:26You're probably already asleep.
18:29You know what?
18:30Let me just tell you exactly how it happened.
18:33You know how if you use live sourdough yeast in a baguette, you get a more complex flavor?
18:38Jesus Christ.
18:40Hey, what the hell happened to you?
18:43I've been waiting in the tub.
18:44You said you were going to grab us some wine and join me.
18:47That patient just texted me a fucking book.
18:50I'll be right up.
18:51No, it's too late.
18:52I'm sleepy.
18:54Nope, you missed your window.
18:56For the bath or for the good stuff?
18:59All windows are closed.
19:02Did what on the shrimp?
19:07Listen, Grace.
19:09I know it's hard, but you've got to forgive yourself.
19:13I pushed my husband off a cliff.
19:14Who does that?
19:15I'm a psycho with good hair.
19:17I like the good hair part.
19:19Look whose self-esteem is back.
19:21I'm a fucking monster.
19:22And it's gone.
19:23It's going to take time, but I'm going to get you there.
19:27You're going to keep coming here every day whether I want you to or not, aren't you?
19:33Could you at least smuggle me in some Sour Patch Kids, please?
19:37Of course, Grace.
19:40Wait, do you mean like in my butt?
19:42No.
19:43Oh, then of course, Grace.
19:49I have to head out, but I know that Brian has some legal stuff to go over with you.
19:55We can't do much trial prep until they make a final decision on charges, but as your counsel,
19:59there is one small detail I need to know.
20:02Were you aware that Jimmy was sleeping with his co-worker?
20:04Yes, I was.
20:09Yes, she was.
20:18Wow.
20:24Paul, it's so warm and inviting.
20:28It's just like you.
20:29Except not at all like you, you know what I mean?
20:32No, I never know what you mean.
20:34Did you give Sean my personal cell phone number?
20:36Yeah, he seemed really stressed out and he asked for it.
20:40What the hell?
20:41What are you, a 7-Eleven for this kid?
20:43Just open 24 hours a day, seven days a week?
20:45I know how 7-Eleven works, Paul.
20:47Well, then you know they're only for Slurpees and condoms.
20:50Hey, handsome, I couldn't sleep, so if you're still interested, I...
20:55Oh, Jimmy's here.
20:57No, no, never mind.
21:00God damn it, this is the second window I missed because of you.
21:03I'm sorry, and I say that not being exactly sure what I'm sorry...
21:07Oh, it was sex. Sorry.
21:09I'm trying to give Sean the tools he needs to help himself, but because of you, anytime he feels
21:16dysregulated, he looks for outside help.
21:19You've done this kid a huge disservice.
21:28You're buzzing me in my own house.
21:30I am.
21:31And it's because I think you're wrong.
21:33Paul, I see Grace every day.
21:36And you know why?
21:37Because he feel guilty.
21:39Because she threw her husband off a cliff.
21:41There is that.
21:42Sure.
21:42But also because sometimes people need more.
21:47Paul, as therapists, you and I are a lot alike.
21:49You take that back.
21:51It's true.
21:52We both care about our patients so much.
21:55And yes, you might argue I don't have enough boundaries.
21:57You don't have any boundaries.
21:59Well, maybe you have too damn many.
22:01Christ, you're like a...
22:02You're like a mental health robot.
22:06Engage.
22:06Empathy.
22:07Ooh.
22:08Oh, interesting.
22:09Ooh.
22:09Oh, interesting.
22:11Ooh.
22:12Oh, mm.
22:12Time's up.
22:13Disengage.
22:14Beep, boop, beep, boop.
22:15I never say beep, boop.
22:18How about Raymond?
22:19You like him so much.
22:21And you're not going to see him again because of some stupid rules?
22:24I mean...
22:25I get it.
22:27You are here.
22:28And I'm...
22:29I'm way over here.
22:31But maybe if we both just move a little closer to the middle.
22:34Because, Paul, I'm telling you, sometimes people need more.
22:48Hey, Paul.
22:49Hey, kid.
22:50I got your text.
22:52Fun read.
22:53Are you in any immediate distress?
22:55Uh, nah, not really.
22:57I was just hoping we could talk this out, so...
22:59Not tonight.
23:00Use the tool I gave you.
23:02And we'll talk it through next week in your regular session.
23:07Okay.
23:08Good night.
23:11Good night.
23:12Good night.
23:13That must have felt really good to do that in front of me.
23:15Yeah, it really did.
23:24Hey, uh, I know I promised I was going to give you some space, but permission to just poke my
23:28head in and say what's up.
23:30Go ahead.
23:34What's up?
23:36I'm writing a letter.
23:37It's a double D.
23:39Wow.
23:41I'm not super psyched.
23:42That nickname stuck, but...
23:43I'm not going to send it or anything.
23:44Summer just said it might help me feel better.
23:47I'm going to say something I never thought I would say.
23:51Summer had a good idea.
23:55All right, this is what I got so far.
23:56Okay.
23:58Dear Mr. Winston, you ruined my life, you piece of shit.
24:01Eat my ass.
24:03That's a...
24:04That's a strong start.
24:06That really hooks you.
24:10I should probably write one of those, huh?
24:12Grab a pen.
24:13Okay.
24:26I'm telling you, it's getting hard to deal with Mom's vision.
24:29Man, she needs that cataract surgery.
24:31Okay?
24:31You got to come home and talk to her.
24:33You live with her.
24:34You fucking talk to her.
24:35Gabby, that's why I'm here.
24:36Why?
24:37Don't give me that what was me shit, Courtney.
24:39All right, I did my time.
24:40It's time for you to step your shit up.
24:41How about that?
24:42Fucking St. Gabby.
24:44How long are you going to make me pay for the past?
24:47Because there's only so much shit I can eat before we start hating each other.
24:50But hey, maybe that's what you want.
24:53Hey, Courtney.
24:54Fucking Giants.
24:56Hey, Big Bird.
24:58Say hi to Little Bird for me?
25:00You got it.
25:00Okay.
25:04She calls Alice Little Bird.
25:07Hey, what's going on?
25:08Same old stuff?
25:09You want to talk about it?
25:10Oh, yeah.
25:12I would love to talk about it with my dear old friend Jimmy, but we fucked that up, remember?
25:21Are you waiting for me to answer?
25:22I thought you were going to storm out.
25:23No, I was.
25:24I just remember I had my English muffin toasting.
25:36There you go.
25:36Yeah.
25:38Move.
25:40All right, Paul.
25:44This is so dumb.
25:46I'm talking to no one out loud.
25:54Bring it on.
25:56What do you mean you don't want to do it anymore?
25:59Why?
25:59Is it because you're a giant fucking baby?
26:01Oh, maybe it's my fault because I let you use Derek's fancy toilet that one time.
26:07You probably think we shit money, but we don't.
26:10In fact, I don't do number two at all anymore.
26:13I stopped it with willpower.
26:14Something that you know nothing about, you giant chicken shit.
26:27What do you mean you don't want to do it anymore?
26:29Why?
26:31You know what?
26:33Actually, it's okay.
26:34Let's just cancel.
26:36Really?
26:36I found out that he calls his blog Bite and Shining Armor, so I'm pretty sure I already hate him.
26:44Thank you, Liz.
26:44I appreciate it.
26:46Anything for you.
26:47I love this truck.
26:49It really means so much to me.
26:52Oh.
26:54Um, I have, I have this for you.
26:58A rock.
27:00Holy shit.
27:01It's one of my favorites.
27:05You okay?
27:06Yeah.
27:07You're not talking.
27:09I'm happy.
27:15Thank you, Liz.
27:17Okay, now get away from me for a few minutes.
27:19I'm going to go in the truck.
27:21Will you do this something?
27:24Hey.
27:25Hey.
27:25I'm going out.
27:27Can I get the keys?
27:28Yeah.
27:28Yeah.
27:31Give my little girl the keys, huh?
27:33I'd love if you could throw me those without trying to make some father's advice.
27:36Your daughter moment out of this.
27:37You think you can?
27:38I know I can't.
27:39Okay.
27:40You get to choose, though, between me taking a video of you catching the keys or a tight
27:45hug of meaningful length.
27:46Get your phone out.
27:47Yes.
27:47That's the one I wanted.
27:48I did hug arms as reverse psychology.
27:50Okay.
27:51Okay.
27:52I'm going to set this to music later.
27:53And...
27:53We're going now?
27:54Yeah.
27:55Okay.
27:57What do you want me to do?
27:58Ask for the keys again.
27:59Oh, right, right.
28:00Um...
28:01Hey, Dad!
28:02Can I have the keys, please?
28:03Sure.
28:04Here you go, kiddo.
28:08Wow!
28:09And cut.
28:10That was in slow motion.
28:12Oh, okay.
28:13It's going to be pretty cool.
28:14I'm going to go.
28:15Hey, can you do me a favor?
28:18Just be so careful out there.
28:20You got it, pimp.
28:22What up, Alice?
28:23Hey.
28:25Yo.
28:26Hey, man.
28:27How you doing?
28:29Pain sets me free.
28:31So good?
28:32Real good, Jimmy.
28:34Okay.
28:40Fuck.
28:43Hey.
28:43I'm calling to tell you that Sean seems to be doing great.
28:46So, uh, yeah.
28:48You were...
28:48You were right.
28:49Of course I'm right.
28:52I'm always right.
28:53That's what I do.
28:55Well, maybe...
28:55Maybe someday when I'm right about something,
28:57you could give me a little credit, huh?
28:59Here to dream, Jimbo.
29:02Good night, Paul.
29:06Hey, Ray.
29:08Hey, there he is.
29:10Give me an IPA, will you?
29:13Ah, ah.
29:17So, where were you born?
29:21You knew everything about me.
29:22I got to catch up.
29:24Dairy and Connecticut.
29:40What are you doing here?
29:41Listen, I respect your boundaries.
29:44Doesn't mean I can't be a friend.
29:47Look, we both know how it goes with your sister.
29:49It always blows over.
29:50But until then, yeah, I made you a little care package.
29:52Some of your favorite things.
29:54There's a bath bomb, there's some good tequila,
29:56and there's those grapes you love
29:58that taste like cotton candy.
29:59Oh, how do they do it?
30:00It's like grapes and the cotton candy,
30:02and then it's like, what?
30:03It's a Christmas miracle.
30:04It really is.
30:06It's going to be okay.
30:23Hey, fuck you.
30:24Fuck me?
30:25Yeah.
30:26I didn't even move.
30:26You leaned in to kiss me.
30:28Yeah, but you were going to let me kiss you.
30:29You know, I don't even know what's happening right now.
30:31I just came over here with a bag of treats,
30:34no other intentions.
30:35You did, you came over with a bag of treats
30:37and no other intentions.
30:39Show me your underwear.
30:40Excuse me?
30:41You heard me.
30:42You wearing the red stuff?
30:43The sex boxers I like?
30:45Show me your fucking underwear.
30:48I am not going to show you my undergarment.
30:53Well, why not?
30:55You have something to hide?
30:56Show me your undergarment.
30:57You know what?
30:58Show me your undergarment.
30:59This is getting weird.
30:59Gabby, this is getting weird.
31:01I'm going to leave.
31:01No, you made it weird.
31:03Actually, you made it weird.
31:03No, hey, no.
31:04Show me.
31:04Let me see your underwear.
31:05No, I do not consent.
31:07Let me see.
31:07No, let me see.
31:08Oh, let me see.
31:09How are you so fucking strong?
31:13Show me.
31:13Show me.
31:15Release me.
31:16Stop saying it.
31:17Show me your underwear.
31:18Stop saying it.
31:19No, I will not.
31:23Show me your underwear.
31:26Yeah.
31:27Fine.
31:28But you're the one who made a move on me.
31:31I didn't do anything wrong.
31:32Yeah, you did.
31:33Because you knew.
31:34I knew what?
31:35Really?
31:36You're going to make me say it?
31:38Huh?
31:39Jimmy.
31:41You knew I caught feelings.
31:44All right?
31:45But you're so fucking selfish, you just kept fucking me anyway.
31:49Right?
31:50Yeah?
31:51Huh?
31:52Just admit it.
31:56Get the fuck out of my house.
31:58Don't do this.
31:59Get the fuck out!
32:00Okay.
32:01Go!
32:09I'm really sorry.
32:10Fuck you, man.
32:32Fuck you, man.
32:45I can't believe how far we've grown.
32:50If you can't cope, it's no one's fault, oh no.
32:57If you're so sad not to know, that ain't nobody's hope but you're own.
33:04If you can't cope, it's no one's fault, oh no.
33:10If you're so sad not to know, that ain't nobody's hope but you're own.
33:19I'll wait.
33:21I'll wait.
33:22So easy to lose your weight.
33:26I'll wait.
33:28I'll wait.
33:29We don't know where we'll end up anyway.
33:33We...
33:33Oh no...
33:35Hmm...
33:37Hmm...
33:38Hmm...
33:39Baaa-Baaaau!
33:40You
Comments