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00:12Hey, this is Grace, send me a message.
00:16Grace, hey, it's Jimmy, again.
00:19Bet you know that, right?
00:20That's why you sent me straight to voicemail.
00:22So give me a call, okay?
00:24Bye.
00:28Hey, Derek.
00:30Morning, Jimmy.
00:33Hey, what are you doing?
00:35Liz hogs the bathroom in the morning,
00:37so sometimes I come out here to pee.
00:40Feels like the wind's coming from the east.
00:42Hey, I heard you went to that cornhole bar.
00:45Was it amazing?
00:46It was fine.
00:47They had booze and mediocre food,
00:50two cornhole stations.
00:51Two?
00:53Awesome.
00:55Derek, are you out there peeing again?
00:57Nope, just talking to Jimmy.
01:00The wink made it weird.
01:01You got good eyes, Jimmy.
01:05Did he seem mad at me?
01:07Nope.
01:08You're good.
01:09Okay.
01:10Stop peeing in the flowers.
01:12No, it's just a little tinkle.
01:13Oh, stop it.
01:14Just a little tinkle.
01:16These are apology bagels.
01:17I didn't mean to narc on you.
01:19When I ran into Paul,
01:20I assumed he knew that Sean had moved in.
01:21Yeah, he really fucked me.
01:23I mean, it's fine.
01:24But you fucked me.
01:25It's fine.
01:27But yeah, you fucked me.
01:28I'm sorry.
01:29I hate getting people in trouble when they don't deserve it.
01:32And when they do deserve it?
01:34Well, that's my favorite thing.
01:35Honestly, don't sweat it.
01:36Paul never stays mad at me.
01:37It'll be fine.
01:38I'm glad.
01:39See ya.
01:40Okay.
01:41You fucked me!
01:42I got it.
01:44Uh, yeah.
01:45I'm excited to see you.
01:47Come by the office and then we'll go over to the apartment.
01:50All right.
01:50See you then.
01:52Bye, sweetheart.
01:53Whoa.
01:54Who's your sweetheart?
01:55And is she a sexy bitch?
01:57She's my daughter.
01:58My bad.
01:59Hey.
02:00Is she single?
02:01Cause, you know, since the divorce, I've been thinking about trying some new things.
02:05Thanks.
02:07I'm just kidding.
02:08I'm trying to make you uncomfortable.
02:09You're very good at that.
02:11Now get in the car.
02:12Can we play that song I like?
02:15Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post band.
02:23I know it's not mine, but I'll see if I can use it for a weekend or a one-night
02:29stand.
02:32Couldn't understand.
02:34How to work it out.
02:38Now.
02:40Once again, as predicted, wrote my broken heart open and ripped it out again.
02:49Something's got me reeling.
02:51Stopped me from believing.
02:54Turned me around again.
02:57Said that we can do it.
03:00You know I want to do it again.
03:12Where should we start?
03:13Why don't we come all the way here when we can just talk at home?
03:16Sean.
03:18My notebook's here.
03:20Help me carry this weight that's dragging me down.
03:25Pull me out of the train before I start to drown.
03:29Let the wreckage all sink.
03:32To where the fishes are frightening.
03:35I want to hear myself think again.
03:39I want to hear myself think again.
03:52Have you told your folks that you're crashing with me?
03:54Nah.
03:55They'd be pretty weirded out if they knew I live with my therapist.
03:57Yeah.
03:58I'll acknowledge it's pretty fucking weird.
03:59Okay.
04:00I gotta say, man.
04:01You seem lighter.
04:03Energized.
04:05Let's dig a little deeper.
04:07Nah.
04:08I'm sorry.
04:08That's totally my fault for making that sound like a question.
04:11I meant to go down at the end.
04:12Let's dig a little deeper.
04:15Sean, we haven't talked at all about your time in Afghanistan.
04:19I ain't gonna lie, Jimmy.
04:20I've been feeling pretty fucking good.
04:22Okay?
04:23Like, why would we fuck with that?
04:24That's my job, dude.
04:26I got a degree in fucking with that.
04:28Ugh.
04:29From the university of all up in your business.
04:32It's actually a junior college.
04:34I'll stop.
04:35Look.
04:36We can't run from this forever.
04:38Not yet.
04:42Okay.
04:45We'll get there.
04:47No pressure.
04:49See you at home, ma'am.
04:52Hi.
04:53I'm Gabby.
04:54I'm a therapist here.
04:56You were originally referred to me.
04:57And then I actually referred you to Jimmy.
05:01Okay.
05:02Okay.
05:04Um, so, um, how's it going?
05:06Good.
05:07Initially, I didn't really like this therapy shit, but now I kind of like it.
05:11I am so glad.
05:13So how come you dished me onto him?
05:14Honestly, I felt like you guys would be a good fit for each other.
05:18And, like, maybe you guys could help each other out.
05:21Cool.
05:22I always wanted to help out a wealthy middle-aged white guy.
05:25Well, it's good to give back, so.
05:30Hey.
05:31Morning.
05:32You a potato girl?
05:34No, Paul.
05:34I am a strong black potato woman.
05:37What are we doing here?
05:38My farm box came with way too many potatoes.
05:41Wait.
05:42You get your produce delivered to the office now?
05:44I have so many questions.
05:46Are you a secret chef?
05:47Do you, like, cook here?
05:48Can you teach me?
05:50Do you want the fucking potatoes or not?
05:52What the hell I'm gonna do with two potatoes?
05:53I'll take potatoes if you're giving them out.
05:55There you go.
05:56Hey, take two.
05:57All right.
05:59Hey, so I was just, uh, just in there with Sean.
06:01And I feel like it's time to start unpacking his PTSD,
06:04but he won't talk about any of it.
06:06Oh, yeah.
06:07I mean, that's pretty common with veterans.
06:09I'm just, I'm wondering when he'll feel comfortable opening up,
06:11you know?
06:11That's easy.
06:13Never.
06:14You fucked up.
06:15Created a dual relationship.
06:17He thinks of you as his friend slash roommate
06:19instead of his therapist.
06:22Well, uh, do you think it might be helpful if I, uh,
06:26ask him to reset our boundaries?
06:28Sorry.
06:29Did you just buzz at me?
06:31I did.
06:32I told you not to go down that path with your patients,
06:35and you did anyway.
06:37Fine.
06:37Doesn't mean I have to go with you.
06:39I'm not gonna talk to you about any of it.
06:42But you'll talk to me about potatoes.
06:44All day long.
06:46Enjoy them spuds, bud.
06:48Boil them, bake them, fry them, rub them together.
06:51Make a fire.
06:52I don't care.
06:53Maybe I'll just eat them like an apple, Paul.
07:02Stop.
07:09Woof.
07:13Electrolytes.
07:14I didn't ask.
07:18What's he doing here?
07:22New plant?
07:23What is that?
07:24A fern?
07:25I have no idea.
07:27Oh.
07:27Great.
07:29Why are you here?
07:31Yeah, just dropping off the revisions I've done to your estate plan,
07:33since in the last three years you haven't returned to call, email, or text.
07:37Ah.
07:38That's not something to be proud of.
07:40Should we go over this now?
07:42It's not really a good time.
07:43My daughter's coming by.
07:44Aw.
07:45Girl, Dad.
07:46Love it.
07:51Nothing, nothing to add.
07:52Okay.
07:53She's giving a talk on alternative energy.
07:56She's got a quick turnover, so she's only got a few hours to spend with me.
07:59Well, this is serendipitous.
08:01One of my favorite words.
08:02I'll wait here and have her sign your medical power of attorney.
08:05I don't think so.
08:06What?
08:07No.
08:07Oh.
08:09Given your diagnosis, I don't recommend stalling on that.
08:12Is attorney-client privilege only for criminal lawyers, or is it for pretend lawyers as well?
08:18Estate law is real law.
08:19I'm a real lawyer.
08:20Yes or no?
08:21Yeah.
08:23Cone of silence.
08:25Meg doesn't know that I have Parkinson's.
08:29So, you two not on good terms?
08:33Cone of silence.
08:35Stop saying that.
08:36Okay.
08:37Her mother and I split when she was little.
08:39They moved to the East Coast.
08:41We drifted.
08:43It was hard to keep in touch.
08:45Why?
08:45Was it before phones or planes existed?
08:49Sorry, you're opening up and I'm ruining it.
08:52Your self-awareness is your best characteristic.
08:56So, you really think it's important that I do this now?
08:59Yeah.
09:01Okay.
09:02I'll tell her and I'll get these signed.
09:04Great.
09:05Do you want to mail these documents back to me or drop them off at my office downtown?
09:09No, actually, I'd rather have somebody come by my place and pick them up and spare me the hassle.
09:13Okay.
09:14But I can have my assistant, Kevin, do it.
09:17Kevin?
09:20Kevin?
09:23Kevin?
09:26I'm Kevin, aren't I?
09:29Okay.
09:30I will see you soon.
09:33Thanks for dropping in.
09:34Oh, my pleasure.
09:35Unannounced.
09:36Oh, I did.
09:36I called, emailed and texted.
09:38Sorry.
09:45Hey, cutie.
09:46Hey.
09:47I heard you dribbling.
09:48I'm open.
09:48Okay.
09:53Nice!
09:54Three boys.
09:56Oh, actually, Connor's coming home from college tonight.
09:59That's all I said.
10:00What's up?
10:00I will.
10:01Hey, Liz.
10:03Hey, Gab.
10:04Hi.
10:04Just gonna shoot around with Alice with the new basketball I got her.
10:08Oh, right.
10:09I remember the basketball you said you got her.
10:12That's right.
10:12That's great.
10:13Well, you guys have fun.
10:16Yeah.
10:16Cool.
10:17It's really good to see you.
10:19Oh, my God.
10:19Great to see you.
10:20Yeah.
10:20Nice kicks.
10:21They're Jordans.
10:22Great.
10:23Good for you.
10:23Yeah.
10:23See you guys.
10:25Pleasure.
10:25Just a plesh.
10:28Holy shit.
10:30You guys hate each other.
10:31Shut up and shoot the balls.
10:37Okay.
10:37Okay.
10:39This is it.
10:40Um, do you mind taking your shoes off?
10:42It's not an OCD thing.
10:43I used to live in Japan.
10:44So.
10:45Pretty sure you told me you never left Pasadena.
10:47Okay, fine.
10:48It is an OCD thing.
10:49But, you know, the Japanese are no dummies.
10:51Okay.
10:53Here I go.
10:56I'm gonna sit on your sofa in the same jeans that I just wore to sit on that park bench.
11:00Mm-hmm.
11:01Okay.
11:05Now it's your turn.
11:06I need to put on my inside clothes.
11:07These are outside clothes.
11:08I just can't.
11:09It's...
11:09Yes, you can.
11:11Just come sit here next to me.
11:12Come on.
11:13Okay.
11:19Open your eyes.
11:20I'm scared.
11:21I know you are.
11:22But I'm right here with you.
11:27How's that feel?
11:28It's okay.
11:29I mean, shit Wally.
11:31Looks like you might be able to do anything.
11:33Wally.
11:35You...
11:36Are...
11:36Incredible.
11:38Oh.
11:38Oh, no.
11:39Okay.
11:39Oh, my God.
11:39Oh, no.
11:40I'm so sorry.
11:42I'm so dumb.
11:43I don't know what I was thinking.
11:44I mean, I think I misread the signs because you came over and then, you know, you called
11:48me incredible and I know that I'm not incredible.
11:50Hey, hold on.
11:51Wally, you are incredible.
11:52And I...
11:53No, Wally, not again.
11:54Not again.
11:54Oh, my God.
11:55This is the worst day of my life.
11:57You know, it used to be shitting my pants at a Whole Foods and I mean, it went everywhere,
12:00okay?
12:01But now this is it.
12:02And I'm just freaking out.
12:03Okay, don't freak out.
12:04You don't have to.
12:05You know why?
12:05Because this happens all the time.
12:07Really?
12:07Nope.
12:08Never happened before in my life.
12:09But that's okay.
12:10We're good.
12:10Oh, my God.
12:11I'm a demented freak.
12:12You are not.
12:12You are not.
12:13Hey, stop it.
12:14It's okay.
12:14Because I'm fucking proud of what we accomplished today.
12:17God damn it and son of a bitch.
12:20Listen, you don't need to be upset.
12:22Do I look upset?
12:24No.
12:25Oh, but I don't trust it.
12:27It's too much eye contact.
12:32Fuck!
12:35You just forgot your shoes, so...
12:37Thanks.
12:40That's why I yelled fuck.
12:41Okay, bye.
12:45Here, Bo.
12:46Thanks.
12:47Well, who's Connor?
12:48Nosy.
12:49Yeah, I know.
12:50Uh, Liz's son.
12:52Oh, God.
12:53Of course she has a son named Connor.
12:55Yeah, he's home from college.
12:56He's a college boy.
12:57College boy.
12:58Is he a certified hottie?
12:59Are you thinking about giving him a little smooch?
13:01Oh, been there, done that.
13:03Really?
13:03Yeah.
13:04What base?
13:06Uh, I fucked him.
13:09Oh, it was the last base.
13:10Yeah, it was my idea.
13:11We were studying in Connor's room and Liz was making lasagna and I was like, hey, do you
13:17want to maybe lose our virginity so we can get it over with?
13:20And he was like, cool.
13:22Do you want me to light a candle?
13:23Oh, no.
13:24Come on, Connor.
13:25Not a candle.
13:26I know.
13:27But it's whatever.
13:28I'm glad it happened.
13:29That's good.
13:30Yeah.
13:30Great.
13:33Your mom had this sex talk with you, right?
13:34Like she told you stuff like, you know, make sure you pee afterward.
13:38Mm.
13:38Stuff like that.
13:39Yeah.
13:39Good.
13:40Mom talked to me about it all.
13:42Like birth control and making sure you're emotionally ready.
13:48And she also said that if the penis is weird, you can change your mind.
13:51Yes, that is true because there are a lot of weird peepees out there.
13:56Now your mom was the best.
13:59Did she tell you that if things are taking too long, you could always end things with
14:04a finger in the butt?
14:05I'm sorry.
14:08Hi.
14:10Sorry.
14:11I'm looking for Paul Rhodes.
14:13So there's a waiting room just around the corner.
14:15If you flick a switch, it'll let him know you're here.
14:17Oh, I'm not a patient.
14:18He's my dad.
14:19I'm Meg.
14:19Holy shit.
14:20You're Connecticut Meg.
14:22Oh.
14:23Hi.
14:23Wow.
14:24I'm Jimmy.
14:26Pasadena Jimmy.
14:27Okay.
14:27Sure.
14:28Yeah.
14:28It's so good to finally meet you.
14:30You too.
14:30Oh my God.
14:31I've heard a ton about you.
14:32Not really, but I would have liked to.
14:34Paul's the office next door.
14:37Why do you have potatoes on your table?
14:39Well, Meg, your dad threw them at me.
14:41Oh.
14:42So you guys are close.
14:43Hard to say.
14:45Yeah.
14:45I understand.
14:46Yeah.
14:47There's a bite out of one of them.
14:50He made me real mad.
14:51And so I ate one passive aggressively, raw like an apple.
14:56Paul.
14:56Paul, look who I found.
14:58Hi, dad.
14:59Hey.
15:00Got a great daughter here, Paul.
15:02I'm so relieved you think so.
15:07Fucking guy.
15:08Look, I'm just saying nobody should be allowed to leave the table unless everybody's eating.
15:12You know?
15:12Mm-hmm.
15:13Agreed.
15:13Full three course meal.
15:15Snack, snack, snack.
15:16What are you guys talking about?
15:17Female orgasm.
15:19Well, those aren't real.
15:22Thank God you laughed at that.
15:24How did you stumble into that topic?
15:27I think maybe actually he could handle this.
15:30And maybe you should give him a chance to be cool dad.
15:33Oh.
15:34I have had such a crappy day.
15:35You have no idea how badly I need to be cool dad right now.
15:38I can do it.
15:39I'm gonna fucking nail it.
15:40Let's go.
15:44Okay.
15:45Okay.
15:46Um, I was just telling Gabby about how before Connor went to college, we sort of slept together.
16:00And you're okay with it?
16:03Yeah.
16:05Did you use protection?
16:07Of course.
16:09And did he use protection?
16:13Yes.
16:14Yeah.
16:15Yes.
16:15I appreciate you telling me about it.
16:19Thanks, cool dad.
16:21Oh, I didn't nail it.
16:28I'm honestly, I'm just glad you told him.
16:31Really?
16:33Why?
16:34Because it was either you or me.
16:38Oh, hey Jimmy.
16:39Christ, you're everywhere.
16:42If only.
16:45Well, I can see you're upset.
16:49Hello?
16:52Hello?
16:52Hello over there?
16:52You can't help yourself, can you?
16:55You gotta butt in.
16:56Okay.
16:56Alright, let's do this, Liz.
16:58You know how you're always criticizing me about my parenting?
17:01Uh-huh.
17:02Uh-huh.
17:03Yeah.
17:03Okay, well guess what I just found out.
17:05Somebody had sex with Alice.
17:07I can't tell you who because I don't want to betray her trust, but I'll let you guess.
17:12It was Connor.
17:16Oh boy.
17:17Oh boy.
17:18Is that all you got?
17:19Oh boy.
17:19I don't know.
17:21It makes sense.
17:22They spent so much time together.
17:24I mean-
17:25My head fucking hurts, Liz.
17:29And lately every time it hurts, it's because of you.
17:31Except for once I hit my head on the medicine cabinet.
17:33That was me.
17:33The rest, you.
17:35Thank you for having my little daughter over there all the time.
17:38I appreciate it.
17:39She was vulnerable.
17:41Your son took advantage of her.
17:42That is not fair.
17:43Connor is so not the-
17:45You know what?
17:45I'm not done yet.
17:49Work was a shit show today too.
17:51I got one patient avoiding me.
17:53I got one who won't open up to me.
17:54I got one who made out with me.
17:56I know you're not a mental health specialist, Liz, but that's not good.
18:00Normally, I would figure this out with Paul.
18:01But because of you, he's only talking to me about potatoes.
18:05You forgave me for that.
18:06You're unforgiven.
18:08Stay on your side of the fence, Liz.
18:11You know what?
18:11From now on, you're banned from my house.
18:14Banned?
18:14You're banned.
18:15You are banned and unforgiven.
18:18I have to go inside now because I'm marching and pounding and I'm so, so mad.
18:24Jimmy.
18:24I am so mad, Liz.
18:26Whatever you are looking for, it's not here.
18:29Liz, Liz's purpose.
18:31Liz's purpose.
18:32Are you here?
18:33Liz's purpose.
18:34It's not here.
18:35Go find your own purpose.
18:37Your own friends.
18:38I mean, shit, Liz.
18:40Get a light!
18:45Great.
18:47So, how's your mom?
18:49She's good.
18:50Yeah.
18:51She's bouncing around with her guy in Europe.
18:53Am I gonna have to learn this one's name?
18:55Dad, they've been married for six years.
18:57I'll just call him buddy.
18:59Oh, I brought you a new photo of Mason.
19:05Oh, wow.
19:07He's a handsome kid.
19:09Yeah.
19:10He looks like his dad.
19:11No.
19:12He looks like you.
19:12That's what I was fishing for.
19:15Beautiful.
19:15I'll take it.
19:18It's been too long.
19:21How about if I find some time next month and I could stay with you guys for a bit?
19:25Yeah.
19:26Well, that would be...
19:30That'd be great.
19:32But, um, Mason's got lacrosse camp and Dave's mom is staying with us until her foot heals.
19:39What's wrong with her foot?
19:40Nobody knows.
19:45Hey, look, I really would like to see more of you guys.
19:50Okay.
19:51Well, we will find the time.
19:57My car is almost here.
20:00So, how is everything else?
20:01Are you feeling okay?
20:02Everything good health-wise?
20:08Everything's great.
20:09Just great.
20:11Good.
20:11And are you still dating that art history professor?
20:14No.
20:14Oh, no!
20:15What happened?
20:16She sounded nice.
20:17She wanted me to go to Burning Man.
20:20How dare she?
20:23Can I...
20:24I'm gonna clean up before I go.
20:26No, no, no.
20:26I got it.
20:27Leave it.
20:27Are you sure?
20:28Yeah, sure.
20:28Thanks.
20:29Bye.
20:30Bye.
20:30Bye.
20:42You want me to kick Jimmy's ass?
20:44No, it's okay.
20:46Good.
20:47I love that guy.
20:51Hey!
20:51There he is.
20:52How's it going, buddy?
20:54Hey, Dad.
20:54Hey, Mom.
20:56Hi.
20:56Hi.
21:01That's a long hug.
21:02I'm just so happy to see you.
21:04And I'm making your favorite pasta for dinner.
21:06I was thinking I was gonna hit the jacuzzi,
21:08and then grab some tacos with the boys,
21:10and go to Theo's.
21:11Yeah, of course.
21:12Have fun.
21:14Hey, what's the new doc's name?
21:16That is Shitrat.
21:18Who's your good little shit rat?
21:20It's you.
21:22Yeah.
21:23Awesome.
21:25Great to see him.
21:27Needs a haircut.
21:38What?
21:39I've just never seen a grown man on a trampoline before.
21:42Not even in Cirque du Soleil.
21:43Knee drop.
21:45Wow.
21:46I'm just trying to work out some fucking simmering rage.
21:50Aye.
21:51Anything I can do to help?
21:53Yeah.
21:57What happened to you when you were overseas?
22:01What?
22:02Look, I cannot help you if you don't talk to me.
22:05I'm tired of you not opening up.
22:07Let's do this.
22:08What happened to no pressure?
22:11I don't know, man.
22:12Come on.
22:13I just really need a win today.
22:15What do you say?
22:16Fuck you.
22:18That's what I say.
22:20Fuck me.
22:20I know you heard me, James.
22:22Fuck you.
22:22You know what?
22:24If I wasn't your therapist, I'd say fuck you too.
22:31I can do it.
22:32I can do it.
22:33I can do it.
22:33Both ways.
22:34Jumping.
22:34Jumping.
22:35Fuck you.
22:35Jumping.
22:37Jumping.
22:38Jumping.
22:38Hey, Liz.
22:39Hey.
22:41Hey, Gabby.
22:42This is cool.
22:44So how does this work?
22:46The whole rock-tumbling thing?
22:50I go to the good ones, cut them with my saw, tumble them for two months, and then I put
22:56them in glass jars in my bathroom because it looks pretty when the light comes in.
23:00I get it.
23:01So like for you, this is all just like meditating.
23:04Nope.
23:04It's not like meditating.
23:05It's like rocks.
23:06What do you want?
23:11I overheard Jimmy ripping into you earlier and you didn't deserve that.
23:21Everyone thinks I'm just a mom.
23:23I'm not.
23:24I'm super cool.
23:26I take photographs only on film.
23:29People want my playlists.
23:31I have tiny tattoos.
23:33This one's my favorite.
23:34It's a Belgian loafer.
23:35That's actually really fucking sick, Liz.
23:38And I do have friends.
23:39It's just that my best friend got divorced and moved to Australia.
23:43And we try to keep in touch, but I don't know what fucking time it is over there.
23:48Do you?
23:48No.
23:48Who cares also?
23:49And it's okay because I have Derek and I love Derek so much, but he's retiring soon
23:54and I can only love him for like an hour and 45 minutes a day.
23:59It just can't be him following me from room to room asking me stupid questions about how
24:05things in the house work.
24:06How stepping in and looking after a young girl who no one was taking care of makes me the asshole.
24:13Look, that's a lot.
24:15Okay?
24:18You wanna get fucking drunk?
24:19Very badly.
24:21I gotta get this off my chest.
24:22I lied.
24:23I didn't have a basketball that day.
24:29I lied.
24:32Doing rocks is exactly like meditating.
24:34I know, honey.
24:35Okay.
24:36I know.
24:55I know what you did!
25:03I kept out all the medical power of attorney forms.
25:07Everything else is assigned.
25:09Oh.
25:11So you weren't able to tell her?
25:13It got complicated.
25:15Yeah?
25:17Um.
25:18Don't sit down.
25:19It's over.
25:19Right.
25:21Um.
25:23Hey, I'm no therapist, but I have dealt with this kind of an issue with a lot of my clients.
25:28How have you?
25:29May I say one thing?
25:31Speak.
25:32Can I?
25:32Is it over?
25:34Yes.
25:35Yeah, thanks.
25:36Um.
25:38If you're worried that she won't come through for you, it's better to find out now.
25:47No, that's not it.
25:49What?
25:49Well, what is it, then?
25:52Off you go.
25:53Oh, off you go.
25:54Thanks.
25:55You know, I actually think that this piece is gonna go right.
25:57Oh, sorry.
25:58Sorry.
25:59I'm sorry, Mr. Laird.
26:02We were responsible.
26:03I promise.
26:04Oh, that's good.
26:05That's nice to hear.
26:06Okay, good.
26:08We were just studying, and it happened.
26:12Really?
26:12He's getting all the details.
26:13It's just so pretty and cool and really assertive, you know?
26:21I'm sorry.
26:24You didn't do anything wrong.
26:28Connor, just because I don't like it so, so, so much, doesn't mean that it was wrong.
26:35Still, I should've asked your permission.
26:37Don't do that.
26:38Don't ever do that.
26:44So, she won't return my calls or texts or really anything.
26:51Would you want to tell her that I can't stop thinking about her?
26:56Zero chance.
26:58Sure.
26:59Yeah.
26:59A hundred percent.
27:06So, she kind of uses it as like a retreat.
27:09Hey, Liz!
27:11Yeah?
27:13I'm sorry.
27:14I was really out of line.
27:16That's okay.
27:19I think I just had a really bad day.
27:22Me too.
27:25Liz, did I ever really thank you for everything that you did for Alice?
27:30And for me?
27:33No.
27:38You're welcome.
27:40That was beautiful, Jimmy.
27:42Come drink with us.
27:44Come.
27:47Derek and I didn't think Connor would lose his virginity to like his mid-30s.
27:52Yeah, Connor definitely wasn't driving that bus.
27:55But you know what?
27:56The one you should be worried about is Sean.
28:00Totally.
28:02They have an energy.
28:03I have seen it.
28:04Sean is a nice kid, okay?
28:06He's not like that.
28:08Yeah, but he's not the issue.
28:09Mm-mm.
28:10Listen, Jimmy, you got a teenage girl.
28:13We were those ones.
28:15Yeah.
28:15And we were horny as fuck.
28:17So horny as fuck.
28:19I mean, think about it.
28:21You got a beautiful black man back there.
28:23All that cacao skin glistening over in the pool house with easy access.
28:29Easy access?
28:30Mm-mm.
28:30Mm-mm.
28:31If you have any...
28:33You know, I had a Sean once.
28:35Motherfucker.
28:35His name was Alan.
28:37He was my dad's paralegal.
28:38Oh.
28:39And I gave him a really powerful hand job at the family brunch.
28:43Under or over the pants?
28:44Both.
28:45And I used pancake butter.
28:47Mmm.
28:48It was amazing.
28:50My Sean's name was Billy Worth.
28:51Oh, was it?
28:52He worked in a yogurt shop.
28:54And my mom found so many rainbow-colored sprinkles in my panties that she thought I was banging a leprechaun.
29:00Okay.
29:01You're wrong.
29:02You're both wrong.
29:02I'll tell you why.
29:03One.
29:04You're both perverts.
29:05Both of you.
29:06Two.
29:06I'm taking this glass.
29:07I'll bring it back.
29:08Three.
29:08No one wants a powerful hand job.
29:10Four.
29:11I'm canceling any future brunches.
29:13Number five.
29:13Sean is not beautiful.
29:14He is.
29:15Number six.
29:16Uh, fuck you.
29:17Jimmy!
29:18Teenage girls be fucking!
29:19They fuck!
29:23Babe.
29:24Babe.
29:24Yeah?
29:25Connor?
29:27Got laid.
29:27Derek, don't be crude.
29:30Oh, okay.
29:31Have you seen the scissors?
29:32Did you look in the drawer where we always keep them?
29:36Great idea.
29:39You know, my ex was addicted to painkillers.
29:42Oh, that's way worse.
29:53Hey.
29:55I need a little guy energy.
29:58You watching the game?
29:593-2 Dodgers.
30:01Grab a seat.
30:02Thanks.
30:11Hey, about earlier.
30:13Um.
30:14Look, I know it must be frustrating when I don't.
30:16No.
30:17Um.
30:19I made it about me.
30:21That was, that was some weak shit.
30:24You know why I like living here?
30:26When I was staying in my parents' crib, they made me feel guilty for not getting better.
30:32I never got that here.
30:33Until today.
30:35Ah, fuck that up.
30:36I'm sorry.
30:38You have a good night.
30:42This game's going into extras.
30:44In case you want to stay.
30:57This game's going into extras.
30:59In case you want to stay.
31:00I am something that you'll never understand
31:04I'll never beat you
31:06I'll never lie
31:08And if you're evil I'll forgive you by and by
31:12Cause you
31:13I would die for you
31:17Darling if you want me to you
31:21I would die for you
31:24Sean, you up?
31:28God, you're beautiful
31:31I am something that you'll never comprehend
31:34No need to worry
31:36No need to cry
31:38I'm your messiah
31:40And you're the reason why
31:42Cause you
31:44I would die for you
31:48Darling if you want me to you
31:52I would die for you
31:58You're just a sinner
31:59I am told
32:00Be a failure when you're cold
32:02Make you happy when you're sad
32:04Make you good when you are bad
32:06I'm not human, I am a dove
32:08I'm your conscious, I am love
32:10All I, all I really need
32:11Is to know that you believe
32:15I would die for you
32:32Bye-bye
32:33Bye-bye
32:34Bye-bye
32:35Bye-bye
32:36You
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