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00:00Drop down the lights I'm sitting with you
00:08Moscow 1972
00:13Always see it in my sleep
00:19I will leave it in my dreams
00:25I'm making bad decisions
00:29I'm making bad decisions
00:36Hey
00:40You hungry?
00:42Oh fuck
00:42Fuck!
00:43Fuck!
00:44This was a mistake
00:46Sorry, no, it's not you
00:47I'm just, oh my god, I'm such a piece of shit
00:49No, you aren't
00:50Summer's my best friend, okay?
00:52And she can never know about this
00:53And no one can ever know about this at all
00:56Morning, big guy
00:57Egg Sammy coming in hot
00:58Did you get some sleep?
01:01Yep
01:01Let's go
01:02It's a beautiful day
01:05She doesn't knock
01:07Not when Egg Sammy's your hot
01:09You should have seen Sean's face
01:11He was so pissed and devastated
01:14It was just like when I found out I was having a third boy
01:17Hey, don't beat yourself up
01:19Who hasn't sold their company to their partner's estranged father before?
01:22Why would you say that?
01:23Because you made a joke
01:24So I thought
01:25I thought we was in joke modes
01:26No, I can make the jokes
01:27You can't make them
01:28Okay, calm down
01:29Come here, give me a hug
01:30I'm sorry
01:30I'm sorry
01:31Come here
01:31Come here
01:32Come here
01:32Come here
01:33Come here
01:33You can get through this
01:35Okay
01:35Now can I make a joke since your face is in my na-na's
01:38No, but I like it
01:46You should have seen Liz's face
01:48I lost my cool, man
01:49Hey, we all make mistakes
01:50Look, in my dark days
01:52Once I was really stoned
01:53I ate half of Alice's bio project
01:55In my defense
01:56It was a model of human DNA made of Twizzlers
01:58She got a D
02:00It was delicious
02:01Well, thank you for always being so relatable
02:04I can't believe I yelled at her like that
02:14Maybe I'll just avoid Liz for the rest of my life
02:17I've tried it
02:17It won't work, Sean
02:18She finds you
02:21Hey, your knee is bleeding
02:23Don't even ask
02:23What happened?
02:24Oh, my God
02:25What do you not understand about
02:26Don't fucking ask?
02:28Sorry, sweetie
02:30You're scared of her, aren't you?
02:31So, you're scared of Liz
02:33Absolutely
02:33She's scary
02:35Everything's so fucked
02:36No
02:39I know how you can fix it
02:41So, Jimmy said I should bring this to you
02:45I love it when Jimmy says things
02:47This is going to be fun
02:49Because I've never been to therapy before
02:50Hard to believe
02:52Dazzle me
02:54Help me carry this weight
02:56That's dragging me down
02:59Pull me out of the drink
03:01Before I start to drown
03:03Let the wreckage all sink
03:05To where the fishes are frightening
03:08I wanna hear myself think again
03:12I wanna hear myself think again
03:24I know you thought you were doing something really nice for me
03:27I shouldn't have lost my shit
03:30And I'm sorry
03:30No, I should have talked to you about it
03:32I'm so sorry
03:34We're good
03:35Okay
03:37Good work
03:40Liz, I'm gonna try and say this sincerely
03:43I'm glad you came in here
03:47That's it?
03:47What, you want me to pull my pants down and make my ass clap?
03:52Okay
03:53How much do you pay him?
03:55Nothing
03:56Yeah, it sounds about right
03:59Thanks for that
04:01This was a good idea
04:03I prefer eating donuts to hiking
04:04Please, look at that baby
04:05He or she was never gonna last a whole hike
04:08He or she?
04:08She's wearing a pink sweater that says Emily
04:10Give me a turn
04:12Okay
04:13Hi
04:15Oh, you are so cute
04:17You said that to me yesterday
04:19If everybody's cute, then nobody's cute
04:21You seem like a real natural, Charlie
04:22Whoa, whoa, whoa
04:23Don't push your breeder agenda on us, James
04:26We actually bonded over this when we were dating
04:28Neither of us wants kids
04:29No, you don't want kids
04:31I said I was fine not having kids
04:33Not that I didn't want them
04:34Who are you?
04:35What's happening?
04:36Maybe we should give them a second
04:37Why?
04:37This is such an intimate moment
04:39That's why, Michael
04:40It's okay
04:41I'd love to have a baby
04:42But if we don't
04:44Then I am the hero who rose above it all
04:46To make his marriage work
04:47I can be a hero, too
04:49By at least pretending to consider it
04:51That is so brave
04:52Well, if you want
04:53You can meet our adoption advocate
04:54He's a friend
04:55Oh, that would be so great
04:57I mean, if Brian is up for it
05:01Are you kidding, Charlie?
05:02Brian's a hero
05:04Uh-oh
05:04Yeah, someone made a shit swamp
05:06Can I help you, Jane?
05:06Yeah, please
05:07Come here, you have a spooker
05:10You seem like a natural, Charlie
05:11Don't blame me
05:12You're the one who wouldn't let our friendship die
05:14I-
05:15It's still here
05:19Hey, kid
05:21Your dad has landed back in your life
05:23In a big way
05:25So we can't keep avoiding it
05:27Have you two been talking?
05:28Does he even know where you live?
05:30Come on, Paul
05:31You asked me this last week
05:32And you could tell by my face
05:33That the answer was no
05:36Right
05:37Why do we always have to come back to my dad?
05:40Look, I know your dad
05:41Did something to damage your relationship
05:43That you have not told me about?
05:46How do I know?
05:47I've been doing this for a thousand years
05:49Why aren't you trying to therapize me in the kitchen?
05:52You and Jimmy used to talk out of the office all the time
05:54Figured I'd give it a whirl
05:55Ten feet from your door?
05:57Baby steps
06:02Come on
06:03Sorry, gotta go to work
06:07Why are you still here?
06:09Because I took a shit in your desk drawer
06:11Relax
06:12I just forgot my keys
06:15This is why I hate to leave my office
06:28Hey, how'd it go with Liz?
06:29She didn't take a dump in my desk
06:31So I guess that's a win
06:33I still can't get Sean to open up to me about his dad
06:38I even tried talking to him out of the office
06:40Hey, you tried jimmying him
06:42That's what my patients call my unorthodox methods
06:45Well, I'm never gonna use that word
06:46We'll see
06:47Hey, Sean and I are still tight
06:49You want me to take another crack at the dad stuff?
06:51No, no more intervening
06:52You're not his therapist anymore
06:54Stay the fuck out of it
06:55Okay, Paul
06:56I'll stay the fuck out of it
06:57Yeah, right
06:58What?
06:58I can stay out of things
06:59I stay out of lots of things
07:00Name one
07:01Never got into soul cycle
07:03Wish I had better examples
07:04I know you
07:05The minute Sean is in need
07:07You'll cave
07:09You can't not help
07:11I cannot do anything
07:13I set my mind to not
07:15For God's sake
07:16Give me that
07:16Did you write this, Paul?
07:18It's your crazy fucking neighbor
07:24I'm worried about Sean
07:26Working with his dad
07:27It's not gonna take much
07:29For him to snap
07:30Mm, mm, mm, mm
07:32This is so damn good
07:34Have you tried this?
07:37It was hard to toss you out of the house
07:40But I knew what you needed
07:41Was a little tough love
07:42I mean, look at you now
07:45I mean, look at both of us now, right?
07:48Your mom was a little scared
07:50At first, I said, no
07:52I've got to let you name me a man
07:55You alright?
07:56Yeah, I'm good
08:00I loved that truck
08:02I gave it up for nothing
08:03I'm so sorry
08:04That sucks
08:05I was smashing this guy
08:07Who didn't care about me
08:07So now I gotta break in his house
08:08And get all my stuff back
08:09Including my favorite vibrator
08:11What a drag
08:12Was it expensive?
08:13Yeah, actually
08:13We went halvesies on a lot of them
08:15I got you both beat
08:16Charlie wants to have a baby
08:17That's not a real problem
08:18Yeah, babies are tight
08:19Just have a baby
08:20Who's having a baby?
08:22Brian
08:22You're not even showing
08:23I'm not having a baby
08:24Oh, yes, you are
08:25That's how marriage works
08:26If one person wants one
08:28The decision is made
08:29Mm-hmm
08:29Y'all are either having a baby
08:30Or y'all about to break up
08:31Or you will figure it out
08:34Because your love with Charlie
08:35Is undefeatable
08:36Aw, I want a Derek
08:39Then I have the greatest coincidence ever
08:41This is my best buddy
08:43From my old job
08:44Derek
08:45Hi, guys
08:46Liz
08:47Hi, Bubba
08:48How are you?
08:50Good to see you
08:50Oh, you smell good
08:52Thank you, Liz
08:52Oh, you always smell good
08:54Oh, alright
08:55Okay
08:56You won't believe
08:57But Gabby just said
08:58She wanted
08:59Don't
08:59Nothing
09:00She wants nothing
09:01Nothing?
09:02Yeah
09:03Well, that sounds like a lie
09:05But I'll go with it
09:05We eat in here or
09:06No, no, no
09:07No
09:07The vibe is too sad in here
09:10Yeah
09:10Derek's
09:10We like to be happy
09:13Oh, and by the way
09:16There's nothing wrong
09:17With wanting a Derek
09:18Okay
09:18Congrats on the baby again
09:20I'm not having a baby
09:21Okay
09:23I can't wait for his baby
09:24No baby
09:25No
09:26I need something in my life
09:27Or I'm going totally dark
09:28I am this close to sitting in my tub
09:31Crying and drinking wine
09:32I would love to do that
09:33And I mean with you
09:34Like, literally I'd be at the other end of the tub
09:36And we can just touch feet
09:37And then we can interlock our toes like this
09:39Tub is big enough for that
09:40This is doable
09:41Let's do it now
09:42Wait, wait, no
09:43We said we weren't going to do this
09:44We weren't going to slip into the abyss
09:45Okay
09:46We are going to be proactive
09:47I'm on it
09:49To try and cheer myself up
09:50I'm going to go take pictures
09:51Of the shelter dogs on death row
09:53You should be a party planner
09:54The pictures on the website suck
09:57I'm going to take good ones
09:58So they can be adopted
09:59And you're coming with
10:00Rock hard pass
10:02I'll treat your baby thing
10:03Like it's a real problem
10:04It is a real problem
10:05It's still not
10:07It's not
10:28What the fuck is happening?
10:30Sorry
10:30Sorry
10:31It's just that when you're shredding the finger drums
10:33I know you're spinning
10:33But Paul and I agreed that having two therapists in your ear is not helpful
10:36So I'm staying out of it
10:38Must be nice
10:39You bail on me
10:40So if I fall apart
10:41It's not your fault
10:41And if I do well
10:43It's because you put me in better hands
10:44Wow
10:45You managed
10:45I believe I have to get a lift
10:47To practice
10:47We should get me a car
10:48Are we going to pay for it?
10:50Uh-huh
10:53She's going to feel so guilty
10:54When she finds out
10:54I'm on my way to look at a used car
10:56I want to get her
10:56So you're not telling her now
10:57So you can rub it in her face later
10:59Fatherhood, baby
11:01All right
11:01I'll see you later
11:04Do you want to come with me?
11:05Just, you know
11:06Clear your head
11:08Sure
11:08Why not?
11:11Okay, gorgeous
11:12Relax and give me a casual smile
11:17Not you
11:18I know, but admit that I nailed it
11:19All right
11:19Find me one with kind eyes
11:21I think I'll have the same eyes
11:22Just big weird marbles that judge you
11:25Okay, okay
11:28Here we go
11:28This is your time here for a photo shoot
11:30I know
11:31Have you ever met a dog?
11:32This is like three dogs
11:34Oh my God
11:35Okay
11:36Charlie and I can't have babies
11:37We're too busy
11:38You're here at three on a Tuesday
11:40And that is my right
11:41As a dink
11:42Double income, no kids
11:44Oh
11:44We're going to blow that money
11:46Traveling the world
11:47Maui, Nepal, Paris
11:49I'm pretty sure they don't even allow babies in Paris
11:51Oh, they do
11:52They just smoke
11:53And they're not allowed to wear deodorant
11:55You know what?
11:56Let's take them to the park
11:57Are we allowed to do that?
11:58You can
11:58You're the shelter's biggest donor
12:00I gave them two grand for your wedding gift
12:02Two grand?
12:03I could have bought an e-bike, Liz
12:05Or new calves
12:06The calves are great
12:07Got what I wanted
12:08Okay, here we go
12:09Whoa, he's a jumper
12:11Hey, uh
12:12I think I blot you in
12:13Sorry
12:13Oh
12:14It's all good, Derek, too
12:16Also, it's funny
12:17I pictured you as
12:18More of a sports car guy
12:19Really?
12:20That wouldn't make me look like a dick?
12:21Well, you kind of already got covered with those shades
12:24What shades?
12:25Wow
12:26I'm going to have to get those later
12:27They're prescriptions
12:28Oh, yeah, you need those
12:29Yeah
12:29Can I help you with that?
12:30Oh, uh, thanks
12:31I'll get your dicky sunglasses
12:33Thank you
12:34Uh-huh, no problem
12:35Okay, so what do we got here?
12:36We got a toothbrush
12:37Some fancy bras
12:38We got Pop-Tarts
12:40That's cool
12:41Well, actually, those aren't mine
12:42But I did earn them
12:43By completely throwing away my dignity
12:46Oh
12:47Oh, this is a breakup box
12:48Been there
12:49You want to know how I, uh, got back at my ass?
12:52Sure
12:52I thought about her for months
12:53And was sad for a really long time
12:55She couldn't handle it
12:56I bet
12:56Yeah, I also still feed her cat sometimes
12:58That'll show her
12:59That'll teach her
13:01Oh
13:01Oh, that's my ass, my cell phone
13:03Your cell phone's in your hand
13:04That's actually my other cell phone
13:06Oh, the one beneath the vibrator?
13:09Hello, Gabby's work phone
13:11She'll call you back
13:13Which one's your favorite?
13:14I like the red one
13:15Yeah, that was nice
13:16Yeah, what'd you call that one?
13:17Clifford, because it's
13:18Big red
13:18Big red
13:19Big red
13:26Street's closed
13:27You gotta go out the other way
13:28You can't shut down the whole road
13:29Just because you're remodeling
13:31Racist Pam's house
13:33You probably know her as Pam
13:34We also know her as Racist Pam
13:36Come on, move the cone
13:37Fine
13:39Road's open
13:39Oops
13:41Road's closed
13:42Too late
13:42You don't have to be a dick
13:44Oh, you're a tough guy
13:46What the fuck are you gonna do?
13:47Hey, easy, Sean
13:48Sean, it's not worth it
13:50Just breathe
13:50Breathe
13:50Hey
13:51Sean, get back in the car
13:53Hey, get back in the car, Sean
13:55Please
13:56Sean
13:59Please
14:01For me
14:03That was really messed up
14:06Those guys are gonna know where we live now
14:07No, they won't
14:08You parked a block away
14:10You made us walk here
14:11That's because that was the biggest human man I've ever seen in my life
14:15He was a big guy
14:16Sean
14:16I don't know what happened
14:17Everything went all white like it used to
14:20I've been working with my dad all day
14:22I'm just wound up
14:26Why?
14:33When I first got back from Afghanistan
14:36Nothing made sense to me
14:38It was really hard for me to find a reason to keep on going
14:43And
14:46He acted like everything was okay
14:48Look, it's awful
14:50But you can't blame your dad for not being able to read your mind
14:53I told him
14:54I told him I was struggling
14:56Do you know how hard that is for me?
15:00I literally begged him for his help
15:04And you know what he did?
15:06He told me I'd get over it
15:07The fuck is that?
15:09And then he wouldn't talk about it
15:11But I get into fights
15:12I start fighting
15:14And then he pulls this tough love shit
15:16He kicks me out
15:17And now
15:18He think he's some kind of hero
15:19Cause I'm doing well
15:21Like it's all cause of him?
15:24I hear you
15:25Hey
15:26Sean
15:27You were in a lot of pain
15:29Your father let you down
15:31I get it
15:31Hey
15:31This is fucking complicated, alright?
15:33He is a good man
15:35Okay?
15:36I know, I get it
15:36He loves me
15:37I know
15:38Alright?
15:38He worked his ass off for me
15:40And I put him through a lot
15:41So I just
15:41I don't
15:42Want to hear you
15:43Talking shit about my father
15:45I understand
15:45I'm not going to say another word
15:46Hey, hey, hey
15:47We're going to sit down
15:48We're going to sit down for a second
15:53I'm sorry
15:54You're good
15:55You're good
16:14Thanks
16:15Thanks
16:25I wonder what Pam is doing to her house
16:31Oh, look at you being cute with that guy
16:35I can feel his nuts on my thigh
16:37And they're hot
16:38You love him
16:40Just like you would love a baby
16:41I can't, Liz
16:43I know I would be a shitty dad
16:45Calm down, dink
16:47Being a parent
16:48Oh, I think our guy needs some air
16:50Oh
16:50No!
16:53Whoa, dog
16:54Go
16:55Whoa, whoa
16:57Whoa, whoa, whoa
16:59Anytime my sister calls
17:00She's always like
17:00You won't believe what happened
17:01And then it's something mundane
17:02Like
17:03My mom's wig fell off at a Walmart
17:05Wigs do be falling off
17:06They do
17:07Hey
17:07Hey
17:08You two still here?
17:10Don't you have a class to teach, G-Spot?
17:12Maybe you don't call me G-Spot in front of my new friends
17:14Why?
17:15I'll tell you later
17:16It's fun
17:16Okay
17:17Thanks
17:17Yeah
17:17Okay, but he's right
17:18I do actually have a generation to inspire
17:21Okay
17:23All right, sounds good
17:25It was great to meet you
17:25You too
17:26All right, D
17:27All right, D-squared
17:28Putting on the dicky glasses
17:30I see you
17:31I see you
17:33You gotta date him
17:35What?
17:35No
17:36Come on, you know you want it
17:37You gotta hit that
17:37Honestly, I'm still in recovery mode
17:39From all that weird Jimmy shit
17:40Yeah
17:40I think for right now
17:41The healthiest thing for me to do
17:42Is to like
17:43Keep the coochie on lock
17:45Hey, don't look down there
17:46What?
17:47You're waving at it
17:48It's my coochie to wave at
17:49I'm sorry, suit yourself
17:50I gotta go find the scissors
17:51Without asking Liz where they are
17:52So
17:54Take up most of my day
17:59Your dad seriously won't let you get a tattoo
18:00He can't stop me forever
18:02Do you think I should get one here?
18:04Or maybe here?
18:05I don't know
18:06What do you think?
18:07I think they're both great
18:09You need to even look at her
18:13Okay
18:16Something here is not right
18:23I forgot the guac
18:24Gotta have the guac
18:28She totally knows
18:30She doesn't know
18:30I am begging you
18:31To be cool
18:32I'm cool
18:34I'm LL cool cool
18:35That's not his name
18:37Oh, did I leave my wallet in your room?
18:39No
18:40But that room will never be clean
18:41It is haunted by what we did
18:43Jesus Christ
18:44Hey, Dad
18:45Hey, I'm heading out
18:46You need anything?
18:47Nope
18:47Love you
18:49Whoa
18:50Ditto
18:51See you, Connor
18:52Love you
18:52I don't
18:54I'm sorry
18:55All right
18:57Dude
18:59Well, you will not be shocked
19:00That your father told none of us you were coming
19:03Because it's none of your business, Jimmy
19:05This is my fortress of solitude
19:09It's funny, huh?
19:10Yeah
19:10Like Mrs. Maisel
19:12What?
19:13I watch TV
19:14Meg's gonna give the keynote speech on sustainable energy
19:18At Caltech
19:19Come on
19:19No, it's not a big deal
19:20It's a huge deal
19:21No
19:22Come on, I can't wait
19:23Hey, I gotta talk to you just for a minute
19:25Oh, I will
19:25Well, I'll come back if I hear a woof
19:31What?
19:33Sean told me what's going on with his father
19:35I was staying out of it
19:36But he almost got into a fight
19:37He's fine
19:38Then he just
19:39Yeah, he just sort of told me
19:41So back when Sean was at his worst
19:43He asked his dad for help
19:44His dad just ignored him
19:46Just totally blew him off
19:48He told you this?
19:50Without any prompting?
19:53Mm-hmm
19:54Yes
19:55He was just saying how he was really wound up
19:58From working with his dad
20:01Yeah, I was like
20:04Why?
20:05You said
20:05What?
20:06Why?
20:07Why?
20:08Why?
20:08You said why?
20:09I said why?
20:10Are we going to keep saying this back and forth to each other?
20:12I said it very casually
20:14I was like
20:15Why?
20:16For fuck's sake
20:17He was freaking out, Paul
20:18I did not have time to tell him to close his eyes and picture a big black tornado
20:22It's a cloud
20:24And I know you know that
20:26Okay, well I knew I was driving over here to catch shit
20:28But I came anyway
20:29You know why?
20:29Because all that matters to me is helping Sean
20:31What about you?
20:33I know him
20:33Did you even read my case notes?
20:35You don't have to answer
20:37Because you never listen to me anymore about anything
20:41And we should be working together
20:43We should be working as a team
20:45Like Batman and Robin
20:46You can even be Batman
20:48You already sound like him
20:49I'm going to make you pay for that
20:50That's exactly what Batman would say
20:52Paul, why are you still so mad at me?
20:54Are you still trying to teach me some lesson?
20:56Because I get it
20:57I messed up with Sean
20:58But please do not tell me
21:00That you were upset
21:01Because he opened up to me about something
21:03That he wouldn't talk to you about
21:05Please tell me your ego is not that big
21:11See you, Jimmy
21:15Paul
21:16Woof
21:19Well, you seem happier than I expected
21:23I think I may have just won for once
21:27Tell me what that feels like
21:29I'm still processing
21:29How about you tell me about Caltech?
21:31Oh, God
21:33Now I'm in a bar
21:34If I can talk about it
21:35Yeah, you're nervous?
21:36Yes, very
21:37It's a
21:40It's too long
21:42Oh, wow
21:43Okay
21:43Yeah, this is pretty good
21:46But you mixed up structuralism and functionalism here
21:48This is a nice house
21:49Thank you
21:50But you will never get a house like this
21:51If you shit the bed on this project
21:53Okay, so
21:54Focus
21:55Okay
21:56It is pretty sick though, right?
21:57Yeah
21:58Yeah, all the bathrooms have heated floor tiles
22:00So
22:01Sometimes I just sit on the floor
22:02Nice
22:06Hey
22:06Sorry
22:07I didn't know you were busy
22:08So I'll be quick
22:09I couldn't stop thinking about your, uh, your coochie lock
22:12Really?
22:13Okay
22:13This is Keisha
22:15And she can hear you even if you're whispering
22:17So you're not letting him hit it?
22:18Get back to work on your project
22:20Great
22:20Now she thinks I'm hooking up
22:21Huh?
22:22Cool
22:23Look, the reason I thought other Derek would be good for you is
22:28You're always taking care of people
22:31So maybe
22:33It's time someone took care of you
22:36I texted you his number
22:37You should call him
22:38What?
22:39Dude
22:39We don't know if it's gonna work out or not
22:40But gee
22:42You deserve to be happy
22:46That's really nice
22:48Thank you
22:49You're the best
22:50Aww
22:50I want a Derek
22:51Everyone does
22:54We own a dog now
22:56You don't get to meet him yet
22:57Because he's getting some stitches on his leg
22:59And a very expensive eye surgery
23:01Look forward to that
23:02Uh, Brian, meet Stuart
23:03Hi
23:04He is Michael's adoption advocate friend
23:08Oh
23:09Already?
23:10Yes
23:10Wow
23:11So
23:13How does this even start?
23:15Uh, well
23:16If you want to know what babies we have in stock
23:18I have a few in the back of my car
23:20What?
23:21I'm kidding
23:21I like to make it fun
23:24I drove all the way from Tarzana
23:26May I use your restroom real quick?
23:28Oh, it's down the hall
23:29Thank you so much
23:30Charlie, I'm sorry
23:31I've been thinking about this baby stuff all day
23:33And I can't even take care of a dog
23:36I don't think I'm ready for this
23:38It's okay
23:39And I shouldn't have ambushed you with Stuart
23:41Well
23:41I
23:43Oh
23:43Why am I so scared to be honest
23:45Um
23:48I really want to be a dad
23:52I want Christmases with three stockings
23:56And, um
23:57I want to be driving
23:58And looking over my shoulder
24:00And say, I swear to God
24:01I will turn this car around
24:04And I want to be a dad with you
24:07Isn't there part of you that wants those things too?
24:10Of course
24:13You guys are out of TP, just FYI
24:15Thank you, Stuart
24:17When your partner wants something that bad
24:19How can you say no?
24:20Brian, being a parent is awesome
24:22For the first six years they believe anything you tell them
24:25And you know how you like dressing up as Cher for Halloween?
24:27Yeah
24:28Okay, I want you to picture carrying around a little baby
24:30Dressed like Sonny
24:31Oh my God
24:33Can babies grow mustaches or would I have to buy one?
24:36I'm joking, but I'm only 75% sure I'm joking
24:40I'm gonna suck at this
24:41I'm a superficial narcissist who is a prisoner of his own vanity
24:45And as much as I love that about myself
24:47I'm mean
24:48I'm judgmental
24:49I'm like my dad
24:52And you know, as fathers go, he didn't exactly nail it
24:55I was just like you
24:56I was so scared I said I would never have kids
24:59Luckily, Derek has this like weird ability to look you in the eye
25:04Tell you everything's gonna be okay
25:05And every time you believe him and you burst into tears
25:09I'm so glad I listened because when you give birth to that baby
25:13Or in your case, unbox it
25:15Wow
25:15One of the most empathetic guys that I know
25:19When you see somebody who really needs you
25:21You take a deep breath and you reach out for them
25:24So what more could you want in a father?
25:27Thanks
25:27Hey, here we go
25:29I'd like him to do his thing
25:30Dee, he needs the special
25:34Okay, look at me, Brian
25:37Whatever it is
25:41Everything's gonna be okay
25:45Got him
25:47He got me
25:47Are you okay
25:52You can't sleep
25:55Patient shit
25:56Oh, I should have guessed
25:58What's keeping you up?
26:00I'm nervous about my speech
26:02You'll do awesome
26:04Give me some of that
26:13Got this kid I'm worried about
26:15A lot of unresolved dad issues
26:18Oh my god
26:20Is it me?
26:23It's gonna sound like crunchy nonsense
26:26But a few weeks ago I told him
26:28If you don't truly face your past
26:33It's gonna come back for you
26:35And I can't shake this feeling
26:37That there's some bad shit
26:40Headed this way
26:41So you're psychic now?
26:42When you've been doing this
26:43As long as I have
26:45You've sensed stuff that's in the air
26:49Traumas that haven't been dealt with
26:58Confrontations avoided
27:06Two rings
27:07That bitch
27:12It's like all those old skeletons
27:15Are gonna sneak up
27:18And bite us on the ass
27:22And the pills do nothing for me
27:26In the age of anxiety
27:28Does that sound crazy?
27:31A little
27:31But it's also a great way for me to tell you
27:34That mom is coming to town to see my speech
27:36And while she's here
27:39She wants to see you too
27:40Oh, good
27:43Let me ask you something
27:45Do you think I have a
27:48Big ego?
27:52Oh, I'm sorry
27:53I thought you were doing a bit
27:56Well, let's see
27:57One time you were so obsessed with work
28:00That you didn't raise me for 18 years
28:03You could have just said yes
28:09I am all for you bringing me coffee at 8am
28:11But it makes me wonder
28:14Are you a morning person?
28:16I am
28:16This is my third date today
28:17Well, we might not be compatible
28:19But I do already have some maple bacon in the oven
28:22So you might as well stay
28:22Also, I have the trap remix to the Lord of the Rings score
28:27Queued up
28:27It's 30 minutes long
28:28So when that's over
28:29I do need to go to work
28:30The bad news is
28:31I will spend 15 minutes of our date time
28:32Changing into a less cleavage forward
28:35Ensemble
28:35If you will
28:36Because you know my patients can't handle this
28:38It's distracting
28:39Is it?
28:40Yeah
28:40Thank you
28:41Big time
28:41Did you look?
28:42Just with my eyes
28:44It's funny
28:45They're nice
28:47Of course my sister would be calling
28:48Give me the phone
28:49Okay, good luck
28:50You can do my thing
28:51Hello, you've reached Gabby something's office
28:54She can't come to the phone
28:55Nice
28:55Sorry, what?
28:57How could I even fuck my own face?
28:59Oh
29:00Yeah, you should talk to me
29:01Give me that
29:01Dude, what do you want?
29:03I'm on a coffee and bacon date
29:04Mom got into a car accident
29:05She's at the hospital
29:06And since you've been dodging me
29:08That's all you get to know
29:10I'm sorry
29:11No, honestly
29:12If it was serious
29:13She wouldn't have hung up
29:13But you know I should go
29:14Yes
29:15Can you do me a huge solid?
29:16Can you take the maple bacon
29:18Out of the oven
29:18And then can you open up
29:19All the windows
29:20So that the house doesn't smell
29:21Like maple bacon
29:21You can just say bacon
29:22You're in a rush
29:23And the code
29:24To the lock on the door
29:24Is 80085
29:26Yes, it does spell boobs
29:27No, you can't tell anybody
29:28Bacon, windows, boobs
29:31Tell everyone
29:31Thanks
29:32And um
29:33Enjoy the music
29:37Yo
29:40You should probably check him out
29:41Yeah, thank you
29:47What is
29:48Who is this?
30:06What the hell are you doing?
30:07I don't know
30:08I felt like you were coming in here
30:09To tell me to clean my room
30:16I do have a big ego
30:18I'm aware
30:19Your face
30:20Takes up the whole cover
30:21Of your book
30:21Well, I wrote it
30:23Didn't I?
30:26Normally
30:26I would not care
30:28That Sean
30:30Opened up
30:31To you about his father
30:32Instead of me
30:33But just before that
30:35I asked him a question
30:36That I completely forgot
30:37That I had asked him before
30:38It's like
30:39Who cares?
30:40I forget things all the time
30:41That's why I take notes
30:42So do I
30:44It's just
30:45With the
30:48With the Parkinson's
30:49It's becoming more
30:51More difficult
30:51And uh
30:57I'm scared
30:58I might be losing it
31:02No way
31:02Paul
31:06I'm gonna make you a deal
31:09When the time comes
31:11I'll tell you
31:12And you will not take it well
31:14And you will make that face
31:15You will probably be
31:16Very mean to me about it
31:18But I will still tell you
31:20And I'm telling you
31:21That right now
31:23Shit, man
31:26You're still the best at this
31:34I know
31:36And I apologize
31:38For sometimes
31:39Being a pain in the ass
31:41And I know you think
31:42I never listen to you
31:44I wanna show you something
31:45Just don't be a
31:47Dick about it
31:52I'm still hanging out with Ray
31:55Because of you
31:56You have a friend
31:59Who made you a friend
32:01I'm gonna stop now
32:02But will you text that to me?
32:03No
32:03Let's get to work
32:06I've been going over the notes
32:08That you sent me
32:09On Sean
32:12Yes
32:13I read them the second
32:15You sent them to me
32:17Stop smiling
32:18When he dissociates
32:19Everything goes white
32:21What does that mean?
32:23Okay, Nick Furry
32:24This is your first play date
32:26Now, just to warn you
32:27This human, Liz
32:29Is probably gonna make fun
32:30Of your eye patch
32:31So
32:34Hello?
32:37What the hell are you doing here?
32:39I'm sorry
32:40Alice left her wallet
32:41I was just gonna put it
32:42In the mailbox
32:43Give it to me
32:44Okay
32:48Can I ask you something?
32:53Are they okay?
32:54Are you fucking serious?
32:57I'm sorry
32:58Right
32:59I'm sorry
33:07Wait
33:11They're doing better
33:13We all are
33:17Thank you
33:19Thank you
33:22Are you okay?
33:28Yeah
33:30Yeah, I'm fine
33:41Hey
33:43Your imagination
33:48Is in an awful place
33:55Don't believe in
33:58In manifestation
34:02Your heart will break
34:09Don't you understand
34:11Your mind is not your friend again
34:15It takes you by the hand
34:18It leaves you nowhere
34:21You feel it in your nose
34:28It's choking out the sun
34:35Bye-bye
34:36Bye-bye
34:37Bye-bye
34:38Bye-bye
34:38Bye-bye
34:39Bye-bye
34:39Bye-bye
34:39Bye-bye
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