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00:09Hello, gang. Welcome along to a brand new week on House of Games.
00:12Lovely to have you here. It's not just any old week on House of Games.
00:15It is a Champions Week.
00:17Four former winners have returned to the dubious honour
00:21of winning this terrible golden trophy right here.
00:24Shall we meet our former champions? They are Jackie Joseph.
00:27Hello.
00:29Amy Gredhill, Tim Vine and Laurence Llewellyn Bowen.
00:36Welcome back, one and all.
00:39Lovely to have you back. I can't believe you said yes.
00:43Jackie, lovely to have you back. Thank you.
00:45This is like House of Games under the hammer.
00:46It is. But, you know, I was saying earlier, this is so good.
00:51Make-up, no mould, no damp. Lovely. I'm living the dream.
00:55Amy, very, very lovely to have you back as well.
00:58Thank you. Now, we know there's a golden trophy.
01:01Yeah. I'm going to say golden.
01:02I mean, you can sort of see the quality of the thing.
01:04Yeah, spray painted. But there are also golden prizes every day
01:07on the Champions Show.
01:08Would you like to take a look at today's golden prizes?
01:10I don't want to get my hopes up, but, yeah, let's have a look.
01:13Shall we? Shall we? OK.
01:15Get your gasps ready, everybody.
01:17We have got the golden plant pot, the golden tape measure,
01:22the golden water bottle, the golden sports jacket
01:24and the golden toolbox.
01:26Amy, what do you fancy?
01:27I don't know if the jacket would fit me,
01:29but I think it's such a statement, isn't it?
01:34Yeah. If you're walking around the town in that...
01:35Yeah. I mean, listen, at six o'clock,
01:38we can't say what that statement is. Oh, look at the back!
01:40It is definitely a statement. It is a statement, yeah.
01:43I'd probably go for the jacket. You'd go for that jacket,
01:45what would you go for? It's got to be the toolbox.
01:47Yeah, of course. It's got to be the toolbox. Of course.
01:49It's got to be the toolbox. Yeah.
01:51Tim Vine and Lawrence, how lovely to have you gents back as well.
01:54It's great to be here. Anything that catches your eye on that board?
01:56Well, I think the mannequin, if I screw my eyes up,
01:59looks like me in a wig.
02:02I like the jacket, though. I would wear the jacket as well.
02:04It's nice, right, Lawrence? I'll fight you all for the table.
02:06I think the table is, you know...
02:08See, Lawrence, I worry with the prizes,
02:10because he's a tastemaker, so if Lawrence thinks something's naff,
02:13then we get rid of it.
02:14I love the way you dignified those prizes with the term naff.
02:17Yeah, they wish they were naff. Yeah, exactly.
02:19Listen, we all know you were good quizzers,
02:21but last time you were up against, you know, non-champions.
02:23This time you're up against champions,
02:25it's going to be that bit harder.
02:26Shall we get on and play our first round?
02:27Yeah, I've got sweaty palms.
02:29On this week's Champion Special of House of Games.
02:30Here we go, your first round is...
02:35Rhyme Time. Fingers on buzzers, please.
02:37Two questions, the answers rhyme with each other.
02:38Here is our first question of the week.
02:43Edible marine crustacean with varieties including king and tiger.
02:48And an area of mown grass, typically in a garden or park.
02:55That is Tim.
02:56Prawn lawn. Prawn lawn.
02:58It is prawn lawn. Well done.
03:00Prawn and lawn.
03:02Here we go. We're off.
03:04We are off.
03:05We are off.
03:06We are at the races.
03:07Lie down now.
03:09Next two.
03:16Yes, Lawrence.
03:23Holly and Polly.
03:24Holly Polly?
03:25It is Holly Polly.
03:28Next two questions.
03:31UK Prime Minister from 1997 to 2007.
03:36And what is this?
03:40Yes, Tim.
03:42Blair Eclair.
03:43Tony Blair Eclair?
03:44It is Tony Blair Eclair.
03:46Yeah.
03:47I will always think of those two in the same sentence now.
03:52Next one.
04:08Literature, eh?
04:11You knew at some point we were going to mention Stacey Solomon.
04:15Anyone at home got this one?
04:17Shall I tell you?
04:18Yeah.
04:19Scout, sort your life out.
04:21I love to kill a mockingbird.
04:22Let's get that straight.
04:23Let's get my high culture credentials established.
04:26But I love sort your life out with Stacey Solomon.
04:28So good, isn't it?
04:29I couldn't think of the name.
04:30I am always weeping within five minutes of watching sort your life out.
04:34Next two.
04:36Character played by Kiefer Sutherland in 24.
04:39And what is the title of this song?
04:42With a haircut smile and the mean and the style is a night out with the boss.
04:47But you win or you lose and it's them who choose.
04:50Yes, Amy.
04:52Jack Bauer, Happy Hour.
04:54Jack Bauer, Happy Hour.
04:55Very good.
04:56Very good.
04:57I've got one!
04:58I've got one, everybody!
05:02Very well played, Amy.
05:04Jack Bauer.
05:05Happy Hour by the House Martins.
05:07Next two.
05:09Word before women in the title of an ITV daytime show.
05:14And what is this?
05:18Yes, Jackie.
05:19Loose Goose.
05:20Loose Goose.
05:20Everybody's off the mark.
05:22Well played, Jackie.
05:23Yay!
05:24Yes!
05:25Yes!
05:26I think your sweaty palms are helping me.
05:27Yes!
05:28Getting in there really quickly.
05:30Final question in this round.
05:33Lead singer of the Banshees.
05:35And board game in which players take turns to hang objects on a plastic mule.
05:42Jackie.
05:44Oh.
05:45Susie.
05:49Wait, wait, wait.
05:51Oh, wait. Yeah, of course.
05:52Wait, wait, sorry.
05:52Is that right?
05:53If that's all right with everyone, we just wait for a moment.
05:55Of course.
05:55Give us some space.
05:56Yes, exactly.
05:59Sue...
06:00Oh.
06:01No, I'm going to time you out, Jackie.
06:02I'm so sorry.
06:03Amy.
06:03Susie Sue, Buckaroo.
06:05Oh.
06:06Susie Sue, Buckaroo.
06:07Oh.
06:07It is Susie Sue and Buckaroo.
06:09Very well done.
06:11Nicely played.
06:12That's the end of our first round.
06:13Our first leaderboard looks like this.
06:16Lawrence and Jackie, you have one point each.
06:18Amy and Tim, two points each.
06:21There we go.
06:23Lawrence, they would have loved doing your avatar, Lawrence.
06:26You've given them such a lot to work with.
06:27My avatar's barely there.
06:29I know.
06:29I'm basically two eyebrows.
06:31Also, Jackie and Amy are quite similar.
06:33I'm not going to lie.
06:35Our next round is...
06:40Distinctly average.
06:41Lawrence, you're tied third.
06:42You get to choose your partner for this round.
06:44Who would you like to team up with?
06:45Uh, I...
06:46Jackie, definitely.
06:47You're going to play with Jackie.
06:48Yeah.
06:48Jackie and Tim, if you could swap seats, please.
06:51Lawrence and Jackie are a team.
06:53Tim and Amy are a team.
06:55Team Comedy v Team Zhuge.
06:56If you take your tablets out, please, everyone,
06:58I'll ask you a series of questions.
06:59Write me down a number as your answer,
07:01and I'll take the average of each pair's numbers as their answer.
07:05OK.
07:06Here's your first one.
07:09How many garden ponds are there in Great Britain?
07:13This is according to the Wildlife Trusts.
07:19Hmm.
07:20What do we think?
07:21Have a little look outside your window.
07:22Have you got one?
07:23Have your neighbours got one?
07:24There's two.
07:31Everyone is in.
07:33Tim, where are you starting with this?
07:34Uh, I've gone eight million.
07:37Eight million?
07:38Wow.
07:38Eight million ponds.
07:39That's OK.
07:40Feels like a lot of ponds, but maybe.
07:41Well, there's a lot of gardens.
07:43Yes.
07:43There's a lot of gardens.
07:45Yeah.
07:45And, OK, eight million.
07:47Amy, have you gone eight million?
07:48Look at the face.
07:48Bit less, but so big.
07:50One million.
07:51One million.
07:51That's seven million less.
07:52It's seven million less.
07:53Yeah.
07:53That's maths.
07:54So, your average is four and a half million garden ponds.
07:59Jackie, you anywhere near that?
08:01Well, minus that, with that.
08:03Ah!
08:04Seven million.
08:05OK, the experts...
08:06Yeah, OK.
08:08It felt big to me when you said it.
08:10Now everyone else is in the millions as well.
08:11I'm like, OK.
08:12OK.
08:13Lawrence.
08:14Ponds.
08:16980,000, says Lawrence.
08:18It's like a man who's counted them.
08:19Your average is 3.99 million.
08:23So, we've got four and a half million, we've got four million.
08:25How many garden ponds are there in Britain?
08:30Oh!
08:30Three million.
08:32Three million.
08:33Well played Jackie and Lawrence.
08:34I didn't think they knew that many.
08:35That feels like a lot.
08:36It is a lot, isn't it?
08:37Well, I mean, people can have quite little ones as well.
08:39I've seen those are being counted, so, you know.
08:42Yeah.
08:42Because there's only about 25 million households.
08:45So, that's like one in eight people have got a garden ponds.
08:47Yeah.
08:48Is it?
08:48That works.
08:49That would make sense.
08:50OK.
08:51Here's your next question.
09:00The losers.
09:02Hmm.
09:02In the men's final and the women's final.
09:15200,000.
09:16200,000.
09:17You've got 20,000 written there, but we're saying 200,000.
09:19Yeah, sorry.
09:21That's OK.
09:21200,000.
09:22You'd be a terrible estate agent.
09:23I'd be so bad.
09:27Lawrence, what are you saying?
09:29I went with 2.5 million.
09:302.5 million for the runner-up.
09:32So, your average Lawrence and Jackie is 1.35 million.
09:37You're saying 2.5 million?
09:37Tim, tennis fan?
09:38I do like tennis, particularly towards the end of the competitions when it gets tense.
09:43I've taken a leap out of Lawrence's book and gone very specific.
09:48£485,000 and 36 pence.
09:50Yeah.
09:50It might be, because with like VAT and stuff like that.
09:53Yeah.
09:54You never know.
09:54I don't know if you get VAT, if there's a VAT on tennis winnings.
09:56Yeah.
09:57I'm not sure.
09:57If there's not, we should get into that business.
09:59Mm.
10:00Yeah, unprofessional tennis players.
10:01I suppose if the tennis player is VAT registered, then there would be.
10:04Yeah.
10:04It's just an admin hassle, isn't it, though?
10:06This is such a middle-aged conversation.
10:07If I just lost the final at Wimbledon and then I've got to deal with my VAT,
10:10I'm just thinking, you know what, I'd rather not have qualified.
10:13Oh, no.
10:13But I've gone from the premise that no-one is getting more than a million
10:19for winning it.
10:20I feel like I would know that.
10:21That's why I feel like...
10:23Ah.
10:23I think 2.5.
10:24Then what's the point in winning it?
10:26No, I think we would know if it was a million.
10:28It's like two weeks' work.
10:29Do you know what I mean?
10:30Yeah.
10:31Amy, what was your thinking?
10:32I think I've done this wrong.
10:34Oh, great.
10:35But I've put a lot less.
10:37Oh, 25,000.
10:39OK.
10:39I think that's what the ball boy gets.
10:42I will say this.
10:44Yeah.
10:44The first round losers of Wimbledon, I know for a fact,
10:47the first round losers get 66,000.
10:49No, 6,000.
10:50No, 66,000.
10:52But if it's 66,000 to lose a game of tennis, I think I could do that.
10:56I could do that.
10:57We could all do that, couldn't we?
10:59Sign us up.
11:00I also think that what Amy said is correct,
11:02it's just it was correct in 1974.
11:03Yes.
11:05So your average is 255,000.
11:09We've got 1.3 million, we've got 255,000.
11:12How much do the runners-up get at Wimbledon?
11:15Who scored the point?
11:181.4 million.
11:20I really am so wrong.
11:22How about that for an average, though, between the two of you?
11:24Both way out individually.
11:26But we got there.
11:27Great average.
11:281.4 million.
11:29The winner gets 2.7 million pounds for winning Wimbledon.
11:34I am in the wrong job.
11:36Yeah.
11:37Final question in this round.
11:38Jackie and Lawrence have got both of the points so far.
11:40Are they going to go three from three?
11:42According to a study by the Environment Agency,
11:44how many nappies are used on average in the first 2.5 years
11:48of a baby's life?
11:51Whoa.
11:54I hate maths.
11:55I know.
11:56Yeah, because this feels like there's a sum that you could do,
11:59right?
12:00OK, I've got to do some maths.
12:01I know.
12:02This is all I had 30.
12:03This is 30, 2, 3.
12:06This is 15, 18.
12:08Then...
12:09Oh, sorry.
12:11Why did you shut her arse?
12:14Everyone was going...
12:15What stupid things are happening.
12:16Oh, yeah, yeah.
12:17I'm doing different maths.
12:19And carry the two.
12:21Hang on a minute.
12:22What do you think at home on this one?
12:23Have you got, like, a rough way of working this out?
12:25OK.
12:26I'm going to just round it up to...
12:30I love the fact you're doing your own voiceover.
12:32Yes.
12:34It means you don't need to employ someone.
12:37You know that inside voice?
12:39Sorry, I must use that more often.
12:44OK, everybody is in.
12:46Amy, where have you gone on this?
12:48I don't know.
12:493,803.
12:51I thought I'd go specific too.
12:53Yeah, absolutely.
12:54We're all going a bit specific today.
12:56Yeah, haven't we, Jess?
12:56That's 3,803.
12:59Yeah.
12:59Tim, up or down?
13:01Down, actually, and I feel now that that may be very good
13:03because I've never had any children, so I don't know.
13:07I just put 1,325.
13:09I was too young to remember.
13:10Are you reusing them?
13:12Yeah, exactly.
13:13Well, actually, in my day.
13:15Yeah.
13:16Your average is 2,564.
13:21Lawrence, what were you thinking here?
13:23I've gone 4,750, but that might just be based on my grandchildren.
13:28Yeah.
13:28I was thinking, is it four a day?
13:30Is it five?
13:31I was going to think about four a day.
13:33Yeah.
13:33But then that suddenly worried me
13:34because I don't think I put any night ones in there either.
13:36Jackie, you've done some sums?
13:38I have.
13:38Where have they led you?
13:39I mean, I based it...
13:40Wow.
13:41I based it on five a day.
13:43Yeah.
13:43And then I did the maths there.
13:46So it came up to 5,475.
13:48And then I just rounded it up to 6,000.
13:50Rounded it up.
13:51Yeah.
13:51Because I think on average it's about five a day.
13:53Is it?
13:54Wow.
13:54It could even be six or seven.
13:56I was thinking four or five.
13:57Yeah.
13:58It depends how much fruit they've been eating.
13:59Yeah.
13:59Yeah.
14:00Which is where we get five a day from.
14:01Yeah, exactly.
14:02So your average is 5,375.
14:05That's an easy right now.
14:06This has been a terrible round for us, Amy.
14:08We've got 2,500 or we've got 5,000.
14:11It's sort of pretty much double that answer.
14:13What do you think at home on this one?
14:15How many nappies are you?
14:16Who scored the final point of the round?
14:19Oh!
14:203,796.
14:22Very well done, Tim and Amy.
14:23Well done.
14:24That was close.
14:25You're seven away.
14:26Very good.
14:27Seven away.
14:28Seven away.
14:29Amy, I'm going to give you two points.
14:30It's going to be seven away from that.
14:33How many is that?
14:34What is that average per day?
14:35Just over four a day.
14:36Just over four a day.
14:38Yeah.
14:39Very clean babies.
14:40Yeah, four a day.
14:41But that makes it four a day.
14:41One every six hours or something.
14:43Oh, darn it.
14:43And occasionally you can leave it an hour or so, can't you?
14:47Well, everyone knows it for a while, don't you?
14:49Yeah, exactly.
14:49There's a henger-less mask.
14:52Please change that child's nappy.
14:55Tablets away, please, everybody.
14:57Amy's found a new speciality there.
15:00I'm a nappy diviner.
15:01Yeah.
15:01I can talk to nappies.
15:04You're a nappy whisperer.
15:06A nappy whisperer.
15:07Yeah, yeah.
15:08Tim and Jackie, if you could swap back over, please.
15:10Thanks, Lawrence.
15:11Bye.
15:12See you.
15:12Lovely seeing you, Tim.
15:13You get Jackie's warm patch.
15:15Yeah.
15:16And let's take a look at our leaderboards.
15:20This is lovely and close.
15:21Look at this.
15:22Jackie, Tim, Lawrence, three points each.
15:24Amy's got four.
15:25Ooh!
15:26Well done, Amy.
15:27God!
15:28That's that nappy thing.
15:29Worth remembering, Amy, as you're in the lead, that, of course, the winner will get a prize,
15:33maybe a toolbox, but the second place will get £1.4 million today.
15:36He's worth remembering.
15:38Worth remembering.
15:39Our next round is...
15:44The elephant in the room.
15:45Fingers on buzzers, please, everyone.
15:47I'm going to show you what the elephant in the room is.
15:50It is urn.
15:51The word urn.
15:52I'm going to ask you some questions.
15:54Buzz in.
15:55Do not say the word urn.
15:56Whatever you do.
15:57So, whatever the answer is, do not say the word urn.
16:00OK?
16:01OK.
16:01Here is your first question.
16:11Yes, Jackie.
16:12Sat.
16:13Is the correct answer.
16:14Very well done.
16:15Saturn becomes Sat.
16:18Next one.
16:20What is the title of this song?
16:27Jackie.
16:29If I could tee back time.
16:32If I could tee back time.
16:33If I could tee back time by share, I could turn back time.
16:37Well done, Jackie.
16:38That's a good one.
16:38Here's your next one.
16:39No urns, please.
16:47Tim.
16:49Blee.
16:50Blee.
16:50That's absolutely right.
16:51Burnley becomes Blee.
16:53Oh.
16:54That's great.
16:56That's good, Tim.
16:56Yeah.
16:58Oh, they like that.
16:59Yeah.
16:59That was nice.
16:59That was like, you know what, thank you.
17:02Next one.
17:04What's love got to do with it?
17:05Is a 1993 biopic of which singer?
17:11Yes, Tim.
17:13Tina.
17:15Tin-er.
17:16Ah!
17:16That's incorrect.
17:17No.
17:19Right.
17:19Yes, Jackie.
17:21Tina.
17:24Tina.
17:24Tina Tur.
17:25We were looking for unlucky Tim.
17:26Which I think is slightly better than Tina Turner.
17:29I think she should have been Tina Tur all the way through.
17:31That's a great name, Tina Tur.
17:33Yeah.
17:34Next one.
17:34Don't say urn.
17:35What is the time to please of this song?
17:37A time to be born, a time to die, a time to plan.
17:44Tim.
17:45T-T-T.
17:47T-T-T.
17:47Yeah.
17:48It is well done by the birds.
17:50Turn, turn, turn.
17:51Wow.
17:51It becomes T-T-T.
17:53Next one.
17:56Tamashanta and A Dress to a Haggis are among the works of which Scottish poet?
18:03Lawrence.
18:03Robbie Buzz.
18:04Robbie Buzz?
18:05Yes, absolutely Robbie Buzz.
18:07Robert Burns becomes Robert Buzz.
18:09Final question in this round.
18:19Good luck, Tim.
18:22Bill and Ted's...
18:26Incredible...
18:29Joey.
18:30Joey?
18:30Joey.
18:31Bill and Ted's Incredible Joey?
18:33Oh!
18:33Oh!
18:35Yes, Jackie.
18:36Bill and Ted's Incredible...
18:45Joe...
18:47E.
18:48Incredible Joey, exactly what Tim said.
18:50Oh!
18:51But in a different way.
18:52Yeah, but in a different way.
18:53In a different way.
18:54I think it's Incredible is wrong, isn't it?
18:55Yeah, exactly what Tim said, but slower.
18:56Yeah, I think Incredible is wrong.
19:00Yes, Amy?
19:01Bill and Ted's Excellent Joey?
19:04Bill and Ted's Excellent Joey is incorrect.
19:06Oh.
19:07Lawrence, do you want to suggest what sort of Joey it was?
19:08Give it a go.
19:09Just to bring...
19:10Just to make it stop, yeah.
19:12Bill and Ted's Awesome Joey.
19:14Bill and Ted's Awesome Joey is also incorrect as well.
19:17What is it?
19:17It was Bill and Ted's Bogus Joey.
19:20Oh!
19:20Oh!
19:21The sequel!
19:22Bill and Ted's Bogus Joey.
19:24That is the end of our round.
19:25Our leaderboard now, two points between everybody.
19:28Amy and Lawrence, you have four points each.
19:31Tim has five and Jackie has six.
19:34Yay!
19:35So, Jackie, two rounds to go.
19:38Your next round is...
19:42Put your finger on it.
19:43Tablets out, please, everyone.
19:44Oh!
19:45I'm going to show you some pictures.
19:46I need you to put your finger on something.
19:48Here's your first picture.
19:50And I wonder if you could put your finger on, please.
19:52The pinna.
19:55What is the pinna?
19:57It sort of feels like there's a limited amount of things it could be.
20:00Mm.
20:01Mm.
20:05What do you think at home?
20:06Do you know this one?
20:08Okay.
20:09Everybody is in.
20:10Jackie, I think we're all pinning the pinna on the rat.
20:13Which one do you think is the pinna?
20:15I thought it was something to do with the ear, that sort of flappy bit.
20:20Okay.
20:20The flappy bit of the ear.
20:21Amy, what were you thinking?
20:22I went for a section of the tail because I thought,
20:25if you've picked a rat, they specifically have tails.
20:29They really do, don't they?
20:29They do.
20:30Famous for it.
20:31Tim, what are you thinking?
20:32Same as Amy, actually.
20:33I thought tail, so I put somewhere in the middle of the tail.
20:36Middle of the tail.
20:37Lawrence.
20:38I'm with Jackie with the ear.
20:40Ah.
20:41So, a couple of ears, a couple of tails.
20:42What have you gone for at home?
20:43Let's find out, shall we?
20:44Where is the pinna?
20:45Are we giving away points?
20:47We are giving away two points.
20:49So, where abouts is it?
20:50It's the external floppy bit of the ear.
20:52This is why it's the champions edition.
20:54I know.
20:55Intellect round it.
20:56This is not muggle knowledge.
20:58This is Jedi.
20:59It's like people, even when they don't know,
21:01they just go on instinct.
21:02I know, right?
21:02Yeah, yeah.
21:03Jackie and Lawrence, you get a point.
21:04Very nicely done.
21:06Let's take a look at another picture, shall we?
21:09And I wonder if you could put your finger on...
21:12The sustain or damper pedal.
21:18Not the clutch.
21:19Not the clutch.
21:20We know which one the clutch is, yeah.
21:23Um...
21:23Huh.
21:24I mean, for anyone who plays a piano, they'll just...
21:27Yeah, exactly.
21:28It'd be a bit easy, wouldn't it?
21:31This one.
21:32Everyone is in.
21:33Amy, what have you gone for?
21:34I went for the one on the right because I thought,
21:38it sounds like something you might use a lot
21:40and you probably use your right foot more.
21:42More people are right-footed.
21:44Yeah.
21:44Tim, what's your logic?
21:46I'm following Amy.
21:47This is the pinner all over again.
21:49Yeah.
21:50I've gone for the one on the right as well.
21:52The one on the right as well.
21:54Lawrence with your...
21:55Yeah, righty-tighty.
21:56You've gone right as well.
21:57Goodness me.
21:58It's going to be zero jeopardy if you've gone right as well.
22:00I have gone right.
22:01You've gone right as well.
22:02Yeah.
22:03What's that about?
22:03Four people who don't know.
22:04They've all gone the same one.
22:05Yeah.
22:06Huh.
22:07Let's find out, shall we?
22:08Is that right?
22:09I'm giving away four points.
22:11We are.
22:12We are.
22:12Well done, everyone.
22:14Who are you?
22:15Yes.
22:15I'm back.
22:15I'm back.
22:17We all played for Joker.
22:18It was amazing.
22:19Well done, everybody.
22:21Again, it's a champion show.
22:23The one on the left is the soft pedal
22:25and the middle one is called the sustenuto.
22:27And nobody knows what that one does.
22:29You mustn't touch it.
22:30If you touch it, the whole thing explodes.
22:33The piano collapses.
22:34They shouldn't have it, really.
22:35No.
22:35In some ways.
22:36Next picture.
22:38Could you put your finger on, please?
22:41The Formula One race flag instructing drivers
22:44to allow faster cars to lap them.
22:47Which is that?
22:53Any F1 fans here?
22:56How do you know this one at home?
22:59No idea.
23:01OK.
23:01Everybody is in.
23:03Tim, do you follow F1 at all?
23:05No.
23:06Sometimes, if it's towards the end of something, it's exciting.
23:09Yeah.
23:10I've done that classic thing of,
23:11I remember seeing someone wave the yellow one,
23:15so I've gone for the yellow one,
23:16because I know it does get waved at some point, I think,
23:19at Formula One.
23:20OK.
23:20Which is not the right way to work it out.
23:22Well, it is.
23:22Because if there was one you knew was never waved at Formula One,
23:25it's good to avoid it.
23:26True.
23:26Lawrence, what are you saying?
23:27Well, I think the fact that that's obviously yellow and red stripe
23:30means it has a very specific function.
23:33Yes.
23:33And allowing faster cars to lap is a, you know,
23:37it's not a like, stop!
23:39Yeah.
23:40So it's a much more complicated, more subtle instruction.
23:42Yes.
23:42I think the yellow and red,
23:44it's what I would choose as a flag.
23:46OK, if you were in charge of F1.
23:48Jackie, what are you saying?
23:49You know, from an aesthetic point of view,
23:53Yeah.
23:53I went for the yellow and red.
23:55Ooh!
23:56This is amazing.
23:57What if you do it again?
23:59No way, Amy.
24:00No, I didn't.
24:00Amy, say it ain't so.
24:01I didn't.
24:02I wish I had.
24:03I went for the classic red one,
24:06because I thought it might be one of them things
24:08where you think it shouldn't be red,
24:11and it is red.
24:12So we have three on the same one.
24:14Amy has gone rogue.
24:15Am I giving away three points?
24:17Am I giving away one point?
24:18Am I giving away no points at all?
24:20The flag we were looking for is...
24:23The blue flag.
24:24Oh, wow.
24:25The blue flag.
24:26There you go.
24:27Red stops the race entirely.
24:28Yeah.
24:29Red and yellow means the track conditions
24:31are about to change,
24:31like if there's rain on one bit of the track
24:33or something like that.
24:34OK.
24:34It's the end of that round.
24:36Okay.
24:36Have this away, please, everybody.
24:37We're about to enjoy our first round
24:39of Answer Smash of the week.
24:40I say enjoy.
24:41You know what that's like.
24:43Sorry, was that endure?
24:44Yeah, endure.
24:44We're about to endure.
24:46Our leaderboard going into it
24:47looks like this.
24:48Amy has got five.
24:50Tim and Lawrence have six each.
24:51Jackie Joseph is in the lead with eight.
24:54Wow, Jackie.
24:54Oh, my God.
24:56Anybody's gained three points between all four of you.
24:59Shall we do it?
24:59Let's play.
25:03Answer Smash.
25:04Fingers on buzzers, please.
25:05A point for a correct answer in this round.
25:07I will take off a point for an incorrect answer.
25:09Ooh.
25:09Your first category is British Comedians.
25:14Those will be the pictures.
25:15There will be a clue above.
25:16We've got two of them here.
25:17I'm assuming neither of you will be one of the pictures,
25:19but one never knows.
25:22In the nursery rhyme Two Little Dicky Birds,
25:24what follows Fly Away Peter?
25:30Lawrence.
25:31Fly Away Paul Merton.
25:32Fly Away Paul Merton.
25:34Absolutely right, Lawrence.
25:35Fly Away Paul Merton.
25:37Fly Away Paul Merton.
25:38Fly Away Paul Merton.
25:38Next clue.
25:39Next comedian.
25:51Nobody fancies it.
25:53I was looking for Tor Sophie Duker.
25:56Tor Sophie Duker.
25:58Tor Sophie Duker.
25:59Next clue.
26:00Next comedian.
26:10Yes, that is Tim.
26:11Queen Victoria Wood.
26:13Queen Victoria Wood.
26:14Queen Victoria Wood.
26:15It was Queen Victoria Wood.
26:17Very well done.
26:18Queen Victoria Wood.
26:19Victoria Wood.
26:20Next category.
26:22Toys.
26:23Those will be the pictures.
26:26The giant panda has a diet that consists mainly of the roots,
26:29stems and leaves of which plant?
26:34Yes, Tim.
26:36Bamboomerang.
26:37Bamboomerang.
26:38Bamboomerang?
26:38It is Bamboomerang.
26:40Bamboomerang.
26:40I love that.
26:41I love that.
26:42I want a Bamboomerang.
26:44That feels like something we could invent.
26:46Next clue.
26:47Next toy.
26:53Tim.
26:57Harpogo stick.
26:59Incorrect.
27:00I'm afraid.
27:01Jackie.
27:05I have to time it up.
27:06I'm so sorry.
27:07You lose a point as well.
27:09I was looking for Zeppogo stick.
27:11Next clue.
27:12Next toy.
27:13Which city is the capital of Japan?
27:19Yes, Tim.
27:21Tokyoyo.
27:21Tokyoyo?
27:22Oh, I want one of those as well.
27:24It is Tokyoyo.
27:25Well done.
27:26Are we done?
27:28Done for the day.
27:30We are done.
27:33Wow.
27:33Jackie had the lead going into the round.
27:35Tim answered a few.
27:36Yeah.
27:36We knocked a point off, but then we knocked a point off Jackie as well.
27:39They are all champions, but who is our first champion of champions?
27:44It is...
27:45Tim Vine by one point, Tim.
27:48You're the most champion.
27:50Tim, one point win. Congratulations.
27:53Oh, well.
27:53And you've won a golden prize.
27:55Well...
27:55What would you like?
27:56Yeah.
27:57Do you know, as long as it doesn't annoy anybody else here, but I'd like to go for that jacket.
28:00You're going for the jacket. Excellent.
28:02Tim Vine wins the House of Games sports jacket.
28:05Our weekly leaderboards, you know how this works.
28:07Four points for a win, three and so on.
28:10So, Tim at the top of that for the moment.
28:11That was a lot of fun.
28:12Shall we do it again tomorrow?
28:13Yes.
28:13Excellent.
28:14So, we'll see you here as well on this Champions Week of House of Games.
28:18APPLAUSE
28:20APPLAUSE
28:46Wow.
28:48I'm very jealous.
28:49Barely fits, does it?
28:50But it's good though.
28:51I mean, you know, I think with a better chance that'll work.
28:53LAUGHTER
28:54LAUGHTER
28:54LAUGHTER
28:55LAUGHTER
28:55MUSIC
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