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00:14wow these chef ming people really know their way around a walk they should change the name of this
00:18dish to egg foo yum they were on their game tonight i'm telling you you should have tried
00:24the poo poo platter i'm sorry the what platter
00:33how do you think that's funny and still hold down a job
00:38i'm complicated
00:41man i would love some dessert i gotta have something sweet yeah me too
00:47all we got are these fortune cookies boy the chinese really dropped the ball when it came to
00:51the desserts huh i know it's like what you can't uh jam a fortune into a piece of fudge cake
00:58oh you know what i could totally go for right now that new frozen fudge blast from quickie burger
01:06what are you doing my baby wants a frozen fudge blast my baby's getting a frozen fudge blast
01:11no no no forget it it's 10 o'clock already and you're in your bad underwear
01:20that's all right i'll just hit the drive-through is it inconvenient sure but being married means
01:25sometimes doing things that you don't want to do i hope you'll keep that in mind during our no no
01:30time later
01:39budge
01:44budge
01:46budge
01:47welcome to quickie burger may i take your order yeah two frozy fudge blasts will that be all yeah i
01:53think that'll uh
01:55uh who we kidding throw in a number four anything else uh does the number four have quickie curlies
02:02no the number three does all right then i'll take a number three so cancel the four and substitute a
02:09three
02:09when did you hear the word cancel give me both may i bucket size you for an extra 70 cents
02:17my man i like the cut of your jib
02:22yes bucket size me
02:26that's 1244 pull to the front window gotcha
02:36you're not starting come on don't don't do this now don't do this
02:39you're doing you're doing this you're doing this you're doing this you son of a mother
02:51sir you're gonna have to pull forward now yeah i just got a little problem here okay one sec
02:57hey foxy nice legs thank you
03:01okay first things first the front of the engine gets very hot
03:07sir please pull your car forward
03:09you're okay guy you just gotta give me a second you're holding on my line and i'm gonna need you
03:13to please pull your car forward okay i i know that and i'm gonna need you to stop saying that
03:17okay
03:17now shut it
03:20you shut it
03:23what
03:24please pull your car forward
03:25you know what do me a favor say it one more time i dare you
03:30yeah i didn't think so
03:31please pull your car forward
03:33you know what that's
03:34huh you don't like it
03:35how about that
03:38that's all you got lady
03:40no i got a lot more
03:41oh that felt good
03:42oh yeah
03:43did it better just land on me
03:45please play a cop on it
03:47please play a cop on it
03:50shut up
03:51my eyes are getting weary
03:54my back is getting tight
03:58i'm sitting here in traffic
04:00on the queensburg bridge tonight
04:02but i don't care
04:04cause all i wanna do
04:08is catch my check and drive
04:10right home to you
04:13cause baby all my life
04:16i will be driving home to you
04:36unbelievable
04:38here you are
04:39what happened i was worried
04:40what happened
04:41our piece of crap car broke down
04:42right in the middle of the
04:43grapity grapity grap
04:45thing
04:47i had to call spence
04:48come pick me up
04:49hey carrie
04:50you look good
04:54are you okay
04:54i'm fine
04:55just that our desserts
04:56are totally melted
04:57you might as well just
04:57throw them out
04:58yeah well don't throw them
04:59out
05:01you never realized
05:02how damn smooth
05:03your legs are
05:05okay norman
05:06time to calm down
05:07i swear
05:07i'm through with that car
05:09let's just get rid of it
05:09and get a new one
05:10don't come on
05:11we've been through this
05:11before
05:12we cannot get a new car
05:13right now
05:15besides you
05:15you can't just sell
05:17the old car
05:17it's got too much
05:18of our lives in it
05:19i mean
05:19going to palisades park
05:21getting chased by bikers
05:22and uh
05:23i watched you make out
05:24with sue mazetsky
05:25in that car
05:28where were you
05:33the point is
05:34you can't
05:34just dump
05:35a big piece of our history
05:36i'll buy the car
05:37before i let that happen
05:38spence forget it
05:39nobody's buying anything
05:40because we are not
05:40getting rid of it
05:41why not
05:42because doug
05:43your union
05:44is in the middle
05:44of contract negotiations
05:46so
05:46so you don't know
05:47how it's gonna come out
05:48we cannot afford it
05:50right now
05:52i guess
05:53listen
05:54we've waited this long
05:55we'll just tape
05:56the old car back together
05:57it'll be good as new
05:59and just in case
06:00let's drive with some
06:01pants on for a while
06:02okay
06:03okay
06:04all right
06:06well my work is done
06:07i'm out of here
06:08all right
06:09well thanks spence
06:09yeah thanks again man
06:10oh hey don't worry
06:11about it
06:12you're my butt
06:14so what do you say
06:16we take those desserts
06:17up to the bedroom
06:18and make a little mess
06:19i don't need desserts
06:20to make a mess
06:21in the bedroom
06:23well come on
06:24you big slob
06:25oh you so nasty
06:26yeah
06:31spence go home
06:33all right take care
06:38if a great car's what you want
06:41then look no more
06:42just have a beard
06:43cause we're all parked right here
06:44in our auto store
06:45i see them here
06:46and we're slashing all our prices
06:48to the bone
06:49yeah we said bone
06:52so get your wife or hubby
06:54on the phone
06:55hope they're alone
06:55and if you're ready
06:57to step up
06:59to a new car
07:00van or truck
07:02then you'll love
07:05octoberpalooza
07:06where a good deal's
07:07what we'll do's ya
07:12hey guy
07:13got a few boxes
07:14of brochures for ya
07:15oh finally
07:16just got a sign right here
07:19what you got
07:20some kind of sale going on
07:23actually it's an octoberpalooza
07:25oh
07:26palooza
07:27what's with uh
07:28that dealie
07:28uh when anybody
07:29buys a truck
07:30it's 30 seconds
07:31to grab as many dollar bills
07:32as they can
07:33man that could not
07:34look more humiliating
07:36and i'm a grown man
07:37who has to wear shorts
07:38for a living
07:42wow
07:43now that is a ride
07:45uh-huh
07:46car of the year
07:48looks great
07:49and silver too
07:49yeah
07:50eight cylinders
07:51240 horses
07:5216 inch wheels
07:53and a winch
07:56you do a lot of
07:57towing doug
07:59i can't
08:00not with the car we have
08:00although there are
08:02a lot of things
08:02i wish i could tow
08:05well you in the market
08:05for a new car
08:06well sort of
08:07but my wife thinks
08:08we should wait a few weeks
08:09we're not quite ready yet
08:10yeah well wifey knows best
08:12you gotta be ready
08:13better to pay a little more
08:14have your peace of mind
08:16what's gonna cost more
08:17in a few weeks
08:18well it's not a november
08:19palooza
08:20am i right
08:21okay
08:22what
08:25how much more
08:26well it's hard to say
08:27maybe a couple g's
08:28that's if we still have it
08:30this is the last
08:31this is the last all silver
08:314x4
08:32with the towing package
08:33and roof rack
08:33on the whole east coast
08:35last one huh
08:37i don't think it's gonna
08:38last long
08:38i hear danny ayello's
08:40people are heading down
08:40right now to take a look
08:41at it
08:42danny ayello
08:46look i just got an update
08:48from the union
08:48and as your shop steward
08:50i've been asked to make
08:50the following announcements
08:52as of 4 18 p.m
08:54negotiations officially
08:55broke down
08:56with no new talks
08:57scheduled
08:59anybody seen heffernan
09:02hey is new crush bell
09:03included or what
09:07they said no to the
09:09vesting proposal
09:09no to the overtime proposal
09:12yes to the fog lights
09:13yes to the mountain package
09:16and they refused to sign off
09:18on any expanded medical benefits
09:25tighten your belt people
09:26as of the end of work today
09:28we're on strike
09:29the bloom from my wild irish rose
09:34my dear and rose
09:52okay i heard everything you said
09:55as have the neighbors
09:59now let me respond
10:01given the strike
10:02this was clearly not the best day
10:04for us to buy a new car
10:06now i know the word us
10:07is a hot button issue right now
10:10i should have kept you in the loop
10:11and yes my genitals
10:13should be put in some sort of vice
10:16but that aside
10:17but that aside
10:18this is a blessing in disguise
10:19look we needed a new car
10:20got one
10:21p.s.
10:22leased under very favorable
10:23palooza conditions
10:27now in closing
10:29i love you
10:30i love you
10:31i am now available to make love to you
10:33and it is my great hope
10:35that you will join me
10:38we're returning the car
10:49we're returning the car
10:53really
10:54why would you want to do that
10:55did you show her the roof rack
11:07on strike today
11:07so we're gonna have to return it
11:09because the payments are a bit too much for us right now
11:11got the receipt right here
11:13so is there a cashier's window i go to
11:15bursar's office what
11:16i don't want to be the bad guy here
11:19but i'm sorry i couldn't possibly take the car back now
11:21once those tires hit the pavement
11:23it appreciates big time
11:25is uh
11:26danny aiello still interested or
11:29mmm no
11:31oh come on
11:32come on
11:32be reasonable here
11:34i mean it's only got 18 miles on it
11:35that's what
11:36a couple of test drives
11:37and i only used a winch
11:38twice
11:39okay
11:39look
11:40i tell you what
11:42i can't take the car back
11:43come back tomorrow
11:44i'll put you in the dollar booth
11:45i'll cheat the timer
11:46give you a few extra seconds
11:47huh
11:47and here's a tip
11:48lick your arms
11:50the bills will stick to you better that way
11:52okay
11:52he's not getting in that booth okay
11:54he's afraid of small spaces
11:56i can't even use the bathroom on an airplane
11:58that's why we can't go to hawaii
12:00okay
12:01sweetie
12:02why don't you let me talk to this nice man a little
12:04okay
12:04all right
12:06listen i'm gonna um
12:08lay my cards on the table here
12:10my husband was in an industrial accident
12:15luckily he doesn't remember it
12:17but bottom line is
12:19i don't think he's even legally allowed to buy
12:21a car
12:22anymore
12:24you know he only uh could count to eight
12:29good luck with that
12:34hey you know what you are way overreacting to this situation
12:37how am i overreacting
12:39okay first of all i didn't even buy the car okay
12:41i only leased it
12:42it's the same thing
12:43no it isn't
12:44it is
12:44no it isn't
12:45okay all right
12:46tell me the difference
12:48okay well
12:48when one buys a car
12:51per se
12:53if you will
12:54one owns it
12:58because when one leases a car one owns it but
13:02you gotta give it back
13:06give me a favor
13:07count to nine
13:10this whole conversation is pointless
13:11because the strike's gonna end in a week
13:13two weeks tops
13:13how do you know that doug
13:15because i'm in the union
13:19okay union man what are the issues do you even know what they are
13:22yes
13:22okay name one issue
13:25vesting
13:26vesting is a huge issue
13:28you should see all the people
13:29they're like hey
13:29what is with this vesting
13:33vesting meaning what
13:34vesting
13:35to vest
13:37to be
13:38vested
13:38i don't know how much clearer i can make this
13:40i really don't
13:42the point is it's very important
13:44and the company is gonna eventually cave in on it
13:46how do you know they're gonna cave
13:48huh
13:48what if this thing
13:49drags on for a month
13:51two months it can't drag on you've seen our commercial
13:53ips delivers the globe
13:54who else is gonna deliver the globe if we don't huh
13:57fedex
13:59tight operation
14:01yes it is
14:03look carrie the strike is gonna end okay
14:05and we're gonna be fine in the meantime
14:07spence is gonna buy the old car that's that's $200 right there
14:11you can pick up some overtime and
14:13i can do stuff around the house save some money there
14:17i guess
14:18come on don't don't be mad at me
14:22uh oh
14:24uh oh did you leave the puppy gate open
14:27don't
14:28no i think you left the puppy gate open
14:31don't do the puppy thing
14:33the puppy's coming you cannot stop him
14:36don't stop at all
14:38get off of me stop it
14:40oh oh the puppy likes you
14:42oh yeah rub his belly
14:43rub his belly
14:44rub his belly
14:46oh yeah
14:47oh oh yeah
14:49oh that's fun
14:50yeah
14:51okay now if she stalls out don't panic
14:54just throw it back into neutral
14:55step on the gas pop her into first
14:57she'll lurch pretty violently but
14:59you're back in business
15:01gotcha
15:02now once in a rare while instead of stalling the damn thing it'll take off like a freaking rocket
15:08okay just pop it back into neutral blast the heat and pull up the emergency brake
15:13it's as good as done
15:14and the odor you know about so that should just about do it
15:17uh wow
15:18i can't believe she's actually mine
15:20you sure you want to do this
15:22absolutely
15:22okay
15:23oh hey hey hey
15:24i got a bumper sticker
15:27just give me my coffee and no one gets hurt
15:32i don't get it you want other drivers to give you coffee
15:37you're overthinking it it's just funny
15:42oh coffee coffee yeah
15:46hey i'll call you later buddy
15:47all right buddy
16:03hey there she is overtime girl
16:05it's time and a half
16:07how was your day
16:09jam-packed with the usual misery
16:11only now it lasts 11 hours instead of 8
16:14great
16:17so you're ironing huh
16:19that i am
16:20just thought i'd save us a little money on our dry cleaning bill
16:22plus bonus i get to fondle your delicates
16:26so is this the done pile or the not done pile
16:34huh
16:34oh
16:36it's so hot from the subway i'm just gonna go take a cool shower
16:41uh-oh
16:42what is going on here
16:47well you know how you said you wanted to rip out the old shower tile
16:50well yeah i did only in my plan i would have replaced it with new tile
16:58i intend to they just didn't have the right color in stock and you couldn't have checked that
17:02before you rip this out i could have but in my defense i didn't come on care i'm just trying
17:11to save us some money here i'll get it done tomorrow
17:13okay in the meanwhile i'll walk around smelling like the f train
17:17well hey how about this you go downstairs i'll wash you in the sink like a little baby
17:22well better yet throw on a white t-shirt i'll blast you with the hose huh
17:26always a crowd pleaser
17:28no thanks
17:29i'm just gonna go watch some tv
17:34uh-oh
17:36doug why is hbo all squiggly
17:38i cancelled it
17:39you cancelled hbo
17:41yes i did
17:42that's 12 bucks more a month in our pocketbook
17:45well why didn't you cancel your stupid gold sports package
17:48i couldn't it came out of free t-shirt i don't even know how that would work
17:50oh what if it seemed like you're the one who bought the truck and i'm the only one suffering
17:55what do you mean the only one i've lost arliss you don't think that stings
17:59i don't know how many times i can say carrie i'm sorry i got us in over our heads
18:03but you know what yelling at me is not gonna help
18:04well that's all i have
18:07try to remember this isn't easy on me either right
18:09i have no job
18:10i'm on that damn picket line six hours a day in the blazing sun and you know what
18:14every day i die a little bit more inside
18:18all right if you want double cheese now's the time to say it
18:22my man you are a genius on the grill
18:25oh you are too kind
18:27you up for a little frisbee
18:29hey if you throw it at me what i'm not gonna catch it
18:32you like frisbee
18:33you kill her on the grill
18:35kelly ever goes down i just might have to make you my woman
18:38i liked it very much
18:44oh thank god you're here
18:45hey what's up man
18:47the car broke down on austin street i don't remember what you said
18:51what do i do when the steering wheel only turns to the right
18:54oh you know it sounds like you're losing power steering fluid
18:57all right here's what you gotta do
18:58get power steering fluid
19:02okay gotcha
19:04oh uh
19:05uh doug did you catch my check yet
19:08yeah
19:09all righty
19:14doug
19:16hey what are you doing here
19:17i thought i'd pick you up on my way home
19:19what's going on here
19:20nothing we're just
19:21you know
19:23picketing
19:27doug
19:27honey
19:28baby i'm gonna
19:28i'm gonna level with you here
19:30um
19:31i came by because i kind of felt bad about yesterday
19:35and i wanted to support you
19:36oh thank you
19:37yeah let me finish
19:40and now
19:41i just want to lash out
19:42and hurt you
19:44come on
19:44i have to be down here picketing
19:46it's a union rule
19:47all this other crap
19:48it's just a way to get our
19:49minds off this thing that's hanging over us
19:52i mean believe me
19:53everybody else here is pretty freaked
19:57yeah you see that
19:58i skipped that sucker
19:59i'm going pro
20:00he's so in denial
20:04what'd you do that for
20:05because you're tan
20:06and barbecuing with all your friends
20:08while i'm stuck in an office for 12 hours
20:10with a weird copy guy
20:12who keeps wanting to show me his poems
20:15honey
20:16what do you want from me
20:17i have to be down here
20:18i told you
20:21what is going to make you feel better about this
20:23just tell me and i'll do it
20:31you gotta lick your arms baby
20:46so i guess i just got crazy and i'm
20:49i'm sorry
20:51okay
20:54come on talk to me
20:57i just don't like being hit
20:59i know
20:59i know that was so wrong of me
21:01and i'll never do it again
21:04what did you tell people
21:06i said a car backed into me
21:08but i don't think they believed it
21:09sure they did
21:10no they did
21:12come on i'm sorry
21:14so will you take my order now
21:16no
21:18come on
21:19you know you want to
21:23welcome to quickie burger
21:25may i take your order
21:28that's my baby
21:39you
21:40you
21:42you
21:43you
22:12We'll see you next time.
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