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00:09are we rolling right now what's happening is loose messy sexy that look it looks great
00:19thank you so much Nikki darling this one seems a little high let's wait to see okay hey anybody
00:28want to see something fun yeah okay I found the cast photos the whole four years of my first show
00:35I'm
00:36it oh my god yeah kick out of it you know cuz today's our first photo shoot peru and board
00:57really playing the camera is that all right oh yeah it's fine we'll edit all right great okay Chris
01:03probably don't want to play the camera cuz it's supposed to be you know real life really happening
01:08right all right in five anyway it's just fun I think to look at the pictures and they really
01:17show you how a show can change over the years you know 89 90 91 92 how are they different
01:27my hair Valerie yeah I think you should go with the pastel but it's your call yeah I agree thanks
01:45thanks for the choices darling appreciate it all right maybe I'm thinking this is way off now let's
01:52get it out let's get it out let's get it out great sexy come on more sexy sexy great
02:17Valerie hey could you not do that with your mouth dude do what with my mouth what you're making a
02:23kind of pouty lips model mouth model mouth not me it's the writers I can even see my mouth from
02:28all
02:28the way back there I must have superpowers I don't know have you seen my mark by the way way
02:34back there
02:35okay okay let's go uh Valerie could you go back to your mark in Siberia okay I'm going back I'm
02:41going
02:41back all right ready here we go okay you're in that shot all right all right hold on
02:58good all right but this is silly I'm right here let's just you know what can I do you for
03:05oh no and I was just we just want to make sure that you're being like disapproving of the kids
03:11it's like oh great yeah good night that's good oh great yeah as long as we're taking a break
03:18I wanted to talk to you about um so what are we planning on doing at the upfronts uh nothing
03:24you you just go out on the stage with the cast and wave uh-huh yeah yeah well you know
03:29the network's
03:30flying us all the way out to New York you know you might want to do something a little more
03:34exciting
03:34than just wave you know they're introducing a lot of shows we really need to stand out
03:38you know it'd be great if you guys could write us some kind of bit to do
03:44bit bit in a skit that'd be great that's it yeah yeah I don't know I just think those things
03:51are going to come off as cheesy I know I know if they're done wrong yeah they can but I
03:57know what
03:58you're saying yeah we don't want cheesy no but I'm just I'm just concerned because I think the
04:04network is going to want me to say something you know because this is my return I'm it was on
04:09the
04:09same network so they're going to want me to you know oh it was I'm in oh sure yeah oh
04:15yeah
04:17that is great that's fun that's fun all right I'd better get back think about it though you know
04:24I pulled for Aunt Sassy there
04:32done I need to reload and then can we get back to the original setup Alan sure yeah okay Nikki
04:41how were those last two shots from years ago I wasn't watching
04:51Marky Mark here's my itinerary for New York oh great yeah and um the painter's coming tomorrow
04:56so we have got to pick a color for that wall all right all right can you do that now
05:00please yes
05:15which one do you think I don't know why do you think you're better at this well I like all
05:21three
05:26this is riveting television huh literally we're watching paint dry well not paint dry
05:32daddy I'm here and the dad that Francesca yeah oh
05:41hi hi baby well there's an outfit huh this is Mark's daughter I'll take you to school in a second
05:48yeah oh good so you have time why don't you go into the kitchen and Esperanza can
05:51fix you some breakfast okay what do you want to eat oh just coffee
05:5912 year old girl just coffee okay it's my Woody Allen
06:07so that's a nice surprise oh yeah Mimi had to go out of town she's opening some new
06:12tanning salons oh yeah Mimi is my ex-wife she runs these midnight sun 24-hour
06:24tanning salons
06:30okay so you know it's just the two of you yeah a couple days because I can't cancel Mark you
06:36know
06:36it's the upfronts and I'm the only face they'll recognize yeah it's only two days we'll be fine
06:40okay good you thought about what you're going to do about meals and we'll go to restaurants and she
06:45can bring a friend oh that's good yeah make sure she brings an eater okay you get two non-eaters
06:50they
06:50just push the food around teenage girls oh wait I don't know who's who I do I'll leave you a
06:56list
06:56okay great okay you know while I'm at it I think I'll make you some dinner reservations too
07:02oh thanks yeah well I better get her to school
07:07you eat in Santa Monica oh no no that's that's too far
07:11next you're okay yeah now you just have a great job thank you all right what color
07:18I gotta go oh all right I'm gonna leave that on your to-do list
07:22all right that wall is never gonna mark wish me luck what wish me luck luck
07:31thank you best to wish me luck better get to work
07:44hi how are you good thank you is this a reality show yes it is uh-huh I'm not really
07:51interested
07:52in being on it let me see if I can get someone who would be thank you
07:55thanks
07:58Ellen do you want to be on a reality show
08:01sure you don't want to no I just think they're over
08:06I can help you thank you
08:08where are we flying to today New York
08:11Mickey have your ID right here in my mani pack
08:13right
08:15it's like old times red
08:17I know
08:17we haven't been to the up front since
08:2092 13 years
08:24I have Miss Cherish nothing for Mr. Dean
08:27you don't have a seat for
08:31Jane why don't we have a seat for Mickey
08:33oh that's not us it's the sitcom
08:36well I can't I can't go without Mickey have to have Mickey
08:40all right I need to get him a seat on this plane to New York
08:43this is so the amazing race
08:46well that'd be first class as well
08:50um I have two seats in coach nothing in business
08:55wow just first class no business huh
09:004500 round trip
09:04yeah let's do it
09:07let's have a treat
09:08there you go
09:11someone will reimburse me don't worry about it one of the shows I'm sure right Jane
09:15they put us in coach
09:17uh-huh
09:17yeah
09:18yeah
09:20figure it out
09:25well here we are in first class
09:27yes and I'm lucky enough to be sitting right across the aisle from our first class show writers Tom and
09:33Polly G
09:34oh well we are lucky to be with a first class star like you
09:37oh well
09:38why don't you just blow reality TV and get it over with
09:42fuck you either kid
09:45what'd they say I couldn't hear
09:47ma'am I'm sorry these people can't be in the aisle
09:49oh no that's all right bro we're filming a reality show so
09:52it's okay
09:53I'm sorry FAA rules prohibit that activity
09:57really FAA doesn't like reality either
10:00no that's all right
10:01I'll figure out something
10:02yeah see there's nothing to figure out
10:04only first class ticketed passengers are allowed in first
10:08well
10:10turn the camera off
10:13why don't
10:14maybe the guy's got so many empty seats
10:27tuna
10:28hey hey do you have time to do a little interview
10:31yeah sure
10:32okay
10:32just lean in like this
10:34oh yeah that's great
10:35here let me just get in tight on her
10:38so are you excited about the up fronts
10:41yes
10:41I have never done it before and I'm really excited to finally be going to New York
10:45what's going on back there
10:46you've never been to New York
10:47nope
10:48looks like they're interviewing tuna
10:50I mean I'm from a really small town
10:51I thought this was about you
10:52LA was a big deal
10:55whoa whoa whoa
10:57I like that
10:57I like that
10:58work that back
10:59work that back
11:02oh god that song is just so done though
11:06I know
11:06I know
11:07and it's stuck in my head
11:09I hate that
11:09let me have a sip of that Chris
11:11this is champagne dear
11:13yeah
11:13Chris
11:14Christophe
11:14champagne
11:16damn
11:16calm down
11:18miss you're going to have to go back to your seat
11:20oh no that's right
11:21I'm in first class
11:22so I can go anywhere
11:22it's the other classes
11:23they can't come to me
11:24no we're heading into some turbulence
11:26okay thank you
11:27sure
11:29oh she need to go back
11:30no no it's fine
11:31you know they're very security conscience these days
11:34and if I just stay low I'm fine
11:36yeah
11:36so what do you want to do
11:38let's talk about what we're going to do at that up front stage
11:41um well Polly G said that we should just go out and look hot
11:45well you've never been there before
11:47I went to the up front when I did tiktok tree trunk cafe for Disney
11:50oh cool
11:52did you
11:54well
11:55it's a little different
11:56just cause it's you know prime time
11:57you know for grown ups
11:59what day
12:03anyway
12:04I just thought if we came up with something fun to do
12:07okay
12:07oh
12:08oh
12:09oh
12:09I'm alright
12:10I think I bit my tongue
12:11that hurts
12:15that's good
12:16I should probably head back
12:17yeah
12:17yeah
12:17head back
12:19oh
12:22you know what
12:23I think I'll get her
12:24if I go down
12:24Jane maybe no more
12:27oh
12:27oh
12:28I'm very sorry
12:31all right
12:34sorry
12:37I tried
12:38I know
12:39I tried
12:39I tried
12:40I tried
12:41I tried
12:41I tried
12:42I tried
12:42I tried
12:42I tried
12:42I tried
12:43I tried
12:43I tried
12:46I tried
12:46no no that needs to be
12:47personal video camera should be up higher
12:49better angle
12:51is that okay that I told him that Jane
12:52yeah I think you're right
12:54yeah you know a little difference for him
12:56big difference for me
12:57so
12:57great bathroom
12:59isn't it
12:59yeah
13:03hi sweetie
13:03oh baby girl
13:05oh this is a bad time I could come back later
13:07no no we're just we're tweaking
13:08oh okay
13:08because we were just wondering if you wanted to come to dinner with us
13:11oh I'd love it
13:11yeah that'd be great
13:13oh my god how great is that gift basket from the network
13:15oh I know
13:16yeah
13:16I'm totally gonna use that spa certificate
13:18yeah
13:19oh I didn't see a spa certificate
13:21there's really
13:22I think it's from bliss spa or something like that
13:26oh yeah
13:27I don't think it's here
13:28Mickey maybe it fell out under the ottoman
13:30will you check
13:30sure sure
13:31a full day visit
13:33and a body scrub
13:34and a hot stone kind of thing
13:36I don't know that we'll have time to even do Mickey anything
13:39not yet red
13:40uh-huh
13:41well it's probably here
13:42or the concierge has it or Mickey
13:44hey
13:45oh
13:46great you little fucker
13:49okay but we'll just meet you in the lobby in like a half hour or something
13:52okay
13:52that's great
13:54Mickey
13:54no nada
13:56my knees are shot
13:58it's a good thing I never became a priest
14:04let's just hope this didn't happen to you know Shane or Chris or um
14:07Jesse
14:09no you're wrong it's Jesse
14:11yeah
14:11you know
14:12very young delicate egos
14:14you know they need extra
14:15you have to be extra careful
14:17one time it's a gift certificate
14:18next thing you know someone doesn't get a Porsche
14:20so better get ready
14:22and we have a half hour
14:24we're gonna do this alone okay
14:25without the
14:27you were just gonna stay
14:30no no Mark
14:31no Olivia's not an eater
14:32no
14:34she wasn't on the list dear
14:36no Francesca cannot bring her to dinner tomorrow night
14:39you know she really
14:39that's what she wants to invite
14:41hello hello
14:41hey
14:41hey
14:42hey
14:42hey
14:42hey
14:43Valerie tell her
14:44isn't Nobu better than Matsuhisa
14:45I think Matsuhisa's only in L.A. anyway
14:47wow
14:47I'm sorry
14:48I got it
14:49I'm sorry
14:49um
14:51what Mark
14:52I'm sorry
14:52well that's who she wants
14:55well
14:55anyway
14:55it's too late
14:56I've called her parents
14:57so um
14:58alright
14:58oh you know what you should do
15:00you should call Cassandra
15:01alright
15:01because she's an eater
15:02maybe that'll balance things out
15:03you know
15:04an eater and a non-eater
15:05I don't know
15:06I think that's best
15:08but
15:08it seems a little
15:09you know what
15:09I really
15:10I don't know
15:11you know
15:11we're trying to figure dinner out here
15:12and I still don't know
15:13what I'm gonna say tomorrow
15:14on that stage
15:15I don't
15:15where are you going to dinner
15:16well
15:17we're figuring it out
15:19that's what we're doing
15:20okay
15:21well have fun
15:22don't worry about tomorrow
15:23it'll be great
15:24alright
15:25okay
15:25yeah you too
15:26alright
15:26bye
15:27bye
15:28okay
15:29oh
15:30where'd they go
15:31lost them
15:36no
15:38not here
15:40that way
15:41well they're gone
15:42are they gone
15:43did anyone see them leave
15:47know where they went
15:47any of you
15:51alright Jane
15:52I know technically
15:53you're all not supposed to
15:54participate in my life
15:56but
15:57I'm hungry
15:57and they're gone
15:58so
16:01I don't
16:01I don't know
16:02where they went
16:04you know
16:04what we can do
16:05okay
16:06why don't we just
16:07rewind
16:07the tape
16:08cause maybe
16:09sound picked it up
16:10we can hear
16:10where they went
16:10maybe we could
16:11overhear it
16:11we can't do that
16:13because
16:14we can
16:17I'm sorry
16:18okay
16:19that's alright
16:19I get it
16:20yeah
16:20if you rewind
16:21you might lose something
16:21we can't risk that
16:22I get it
16:23okay
16:24well
16:24I don't have
16:25June's cell phone
16:26so
16:26didn't know
16:27I'd be on a posse
16:28I just thought
16:29it was a big
16:29fun night out
16:30in New York
16:31um
16:32okay
16:33hi
16:33did you see
16:34a group of kids
16:35can you
16:36hold on
16:36for one
16:37see
16:40she's off
16:40I'll ask her
16:41cause maybe
16:41she saw them
16:42you know
16:42cause it'd be a shame
16:43not to have this
16:44Jane
16:44it would be a real shame
16:46kind of
16:46all of us out
16:47in New York
16:50I don't think
16:52she's getting off
16:52any time soon
16:53um
16:54excuse me
16:54did you see
16:55a group of kids
16:57that
16:59well
17:00it was great
17:01to stay in tonight
17:02not carouse
17:03with those kids
17:05I just really
17:06needed to
17:07find
17:07my center
17:09you know
17:10yes
17:11yes
17:11it's
17:12Folly G
17:12oh
17:13great
17:14alright
17:17hi
17:17oh great
17:18yeah
17:18you got my note
17:19yeah
17:20thanks so much
17:21for coming down
17:21um
17:22I left one for Tom
17:23too
17:24but that's alright
17:25um
17:25listen
17:26I know you guys
17:27didn't want to write a bit
17:28or anything
17:29but um
17:29I'm really thinking
17:30the network
17:30is gonna expect me
17:31to say something
17:32you know
17:33now um
17:34I'm not a writer
17:35but um
17:36I thought
17:36I could say
17:37something like
17:37uh
17:39I am thrilled
17:40to come back
17:41to the network
17:43you know
17:43that way
17:44I'm working
17:44in my reality
17:45show too
17:49okay
17:50then that happened
17:53uh
17:54well
17:57it's late
17:57so
17:58probably
18:11wow
18:12just
18:35can I go ahead
18:36well
18:37today are the up fronts
18:38and I thought
18:38I would try a new look
18:40the drown rat
18:41hold on one second
18:42keep rolling
18:43what's happening
18:44I'm seeing a camera
18:45I need some
18:46uh-huh
18:46how long is that
18:47gonna take though
18:48cause
18:48I'm just gonna take it down
18:49uh-huh
18:50you know the up fronts
18:50are in an hour
18:51and my hair takes
18:52about an hour
18:52so
18:54you know what
18:56Mickey
18:56why don't we just
18:57get started
18:57and then when you're up
18:58you're up
18:58okay
18:59we'll do it that way
19:04what Mickey
19:04I'm sorry
19:05what is that
19:06that's a new product
19:07not today
19:08no experiments
19:09today
19:10they told me
19:10we had to use this
19:11who is they
19:14Jane
19:15Jane
19:16it's a sponsor
19:17you kind of have to
19:19no
19:19I'm sorry
19:20new products
19:21too risky
19:22can you just use
19:23one of them
19:26well
19:27just a little
19:28little bit
19:38um
19:41no
19:41I'm sorry
19:42I can't
19:43no
19:44I can't
19:45it's
19:45you know
19:47not today
19:47you know
19:48so I don't know
19:49which one
19:49of the products
19:50is gonna make my hair
19:51piecey or greasy
19:52or you know
19:53I gotta look like me
19:54you know
19:55it's my big return
19:56to the network
19:56they want to see me
19:57okay
19:57right
19:58yeah
19:58thank you
19:59can we get the
20:00Sebastian stuff
20:01then
20:01cause I can't
20:02I tried to tell them
20:03I'm sure
20:04I know
20:04no one's madder
20:09okay
20:09I'm sorry
20:10I'm sorry
20:10I'm sorry
20:11I just can't
20:12risk any surprises
20:13not today
20:15no surprises
20:17not today
20:18is that your
20:20Woody Allen?
20:20yeah
20:29and we're not
20:31just about
20:32great dramas
20:33this fall
20:34we will take
20:35our other
20:36programming
20:36to exciting
20:38new heights
20:39thrilling
20:41emotional
20:42important
20:42and yes
20:44we left some
20:45room for laughs
20:46room for laughs
20:47let me tell
20:48can't all be
20:49standing here
20:49with these cameras
20:50I have people
20:50coming through
20:51we're doing a show
20:53for this network
20:53so we're allowed
20:54yeah
20:55show so compelling
20:57that soon
20:58viewers everywhere
20:59will have no choice
21:00but to get
21:01caught
21:02in the net
21:03thank you
21:04let's take a look
21:05roll tape
21:05up first
21:06it's a whole new
21:07reality
21:08on the net
21:09life is full
21:11of hard knocks
21:12marriage
21:13can be even
21:14harder
21:14so
21:15how about it
21:16newlyweds
21:17are you ready
21:18to take
21:18some knocks
21:22awesome
21:23let's see what
21:24you're going to be
21:25hitting with
21:30a pipe
21:31a shovel
21:33and a board
21:36mondays at nine
21:37get ready for it
21:38take that
21:42100,000 for the torso
21:44200 for the head
21:46the head
21:48I can't
21:49swear you
21:50pussy
21:53we'll see you in the next cell recovery tent
21:58not for all the money
22:00in the world
22:01really it's too much
22:02with you here
22:02I can't work
22:03help me out
22:04help me out
22:04let me just
22:05just leave us alone
22:06jane it's fine
22:07it's fine
22:07we'll move
22:11why didn't you come to dinner last night
22:13oh I decided to stay in
22:15focus
22:16you look so pretty
22:17oh me too
22:20and contrary to popular belief
22:22that idea
22:23was not
22:23given to me
22:24by my wife
22:27I don't need this
22:28I don't like it
22:29you ready
22:29let it roll
22:32and Thursday night
22:34is hotter than ever
22:35with a search
22:36for America's
22:37next great porn star
22:41mommy almost forgot
22:42Mr. Wiggler
22:43oh hell yeah
22:44you're so wiggler
22:45no
22:46hi I'm Kit Dennehy
22:48a single mom
22:48from Rancho Mirage California
22:50and I really want to be
22:51America's next great porn star
22:56ladies
22:56porn is all about endurance
22:58for the next challenge
23:00you will have to race up
23:01five flights of stairs
23:03with a mouth full
23:04of creme fraiche
23:05we'll have to race up
23:08ah
23:14oh
23:15oh
23:15oh
23:16oh
23:17oh
23:17oh
23:18oh
23:20oh
23:31oh
23:32oh
23:32oh
23:32oh
23:33oh
23:37and we hope you left room for laughs this is us my brother all right rule number one no sex
23:45oh rule number two if either of us is horny disregard rule number one
23:58note to self i don't need to see that
24:03that's room and board four sexy singles one small beach conda and one and sassy
24:10and now i'd like to introduce you to the hot new stars of one of our most exciting new sitcoms
24:20room and board jesse wood
24:30chris mcness
24:36shane thomas
24:39and zuna milken
24:44there they are folks the cast of room and board give them a hand
24:58you two have to go i've got other shows coming through no no no no i'm with that show there
25:02that show's done now get your fucking cameras out of my fucking way
25:05all right that's it you want to throw the fucks around i'll throw the fucks around all right i have
25:09two shows on this network and
25:10he forgot to fucking introduce me
25:14all right i don't need you pushing me off the stage
25:16okay they've already done it thank you thank you you love sitcoms but you're tired of reality shows
25:21you love reality shows
25:22why'd they even bring me on
25:23you're tired of sitcoms
25:24well what about a sitcom
25:26why won't we find any
25:27that becomes a reality show
25:29all right
25:29now listen
25:30he's introducing you now
25:31right now
25:32now
25:32right now
25:33okay i don't need this
25:35okay i'm good
25:36in january
25:38she'll star in the comeback
25:40her very own reality show
25:42about her return
25:43to the sitcom spotlight
25:46valerie
25:47cherish
25:52welcome back
25:53thank you
25:58i'm so happy
25:59that's our cast ladies and gentlemen
26:06yeah that went great just great mark and mark yeah didn't get to say anything but you know that's
26:11all right
26:11oh see i told you
26:12yeah yeah you did
26:14oh so i took the kids to lunch
26:16oh yeah how'd that go
26:17well the eater's not an eater anymore
26:19well we tried
26:19so
26:20oh listen um the wall is done
26:22oh which which color
26:24uh sage dust
26:27great
26:28yeah
26:29yeah
26:29hey
26:30well
26:31i don't need to see that
26:32i don't need to see that
26:33very good
26:35welcome mark
26:36i think i have a catchphrase
26:38that's good
26:39good it's everything
26:41valerie
26:41will you come take a picture with us
26:43oh sure yeah
26:43i'm gonna take a picture
26:45i'll be on the
26:45okay
26:46all right
26:47well i'll see you tomorrow
26:47i love you
26:48i love you too
26:49okay
26:49oh fun
26:51this is fun
26:53okay
26:54you ready
26:55yeah
26:56three two one
27:00oh wait i can do you one better
27:02mickey
27:02take a picture of us
27:04yeah yeah
27:04anything that's where we can all be in
27:06it'll be fun
27:09i have no idea what i'm doing
27:11oh
27:11oh
27:12oh
27:12oh yeah
27:13this is squishy
27:13the button right there
27:14oh okay
27:15oh you can see nosy old polaroids
27:21ready
27:21ready
27:22oh i'll make it through
27:25oh wow
27:25oh wow
27:26oh you gotta hold it
27:27and then you
27:28i can
27:28no just hold until it
27:30i have to show you
27:31you gotta keep
27:32no the camera died
27:35shut off
27:35shut off
27:37i don't think i can see that
27:38oh okay
27:39i'm gonna turn it off
27:41i'm gonna turn it off
27:42here we go
27:43on my phone
27:44everybody smile
27:49oh i have an idea let's do one more i'm sorry come over here oh this will be fun girls
27:54get in front
27:54put me in the front and down and down a little bit and then everybody ready ready
27:59oh wait no i'm you're on my hair it's on it's on my hair okay everyone smile
28:08oh
28:09it's a hundred
28:09it's a hundred
28:10oh that's nice
28:11okay okay
28:11oh that's great
28:14Chris wait wait wait wait
28:15oh i didn't see the picture
28:17somehow i'll have to make them
28:19let me
28:19oh
28:20just such a stare
28:21i got it well in hair
28:23and oh how i planned
28:25hey wait a second where are we going
28:28there is no need to fear
28:31and i just feel so good
28:33every time i hear
28:34i'm coming up
28:37i want the work to know
28:40i got tonight
28:41you
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