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00:00The End
00:37The End
00:58And here they come, ladies and gentlemen, approaching the 18th team.
01:03The finalists, Ben Boulder and Fred Flintstone.
01:06It's been a nip and tuck battle all the way.
01:09Fred Flintstone is still leading by two strokes.
01:12The winner will get the trophy and be the champion of the annual tournament given by the Loyal Order of
01:17Dinosaurs.
01:19All right.
01:20It's Ben's honor, and he's ready to tee off.
01:25A beautiful shot right down the middle of the fairway.
01:29Now, here is a diagram of this 460-yard par-4 hole.
01:34And here's the distance traveled by Ben Boulder's great tee shot, putting him in perfect position for his second shot.
01:41Wilma! Wilma!
01:43Hi, Betty.
01:44Are you listening to the tournament?
01:46I wouldn't dare not listen.
01:47Isn't it exciting?
01:49Well, I hope Fred wins.
01:50But I can take it or leave it.
01:52You know if Fred wins, I'll never hear the end of it.
01:55Yeah.
01:55And if Fred loses, you'll never hear the end of it.
01:58And here's Fred Flintstone.
02:01Very cool.
02:03He's got a tough shot to beat.
02:06Uh-oh.
02:08He hit that one real fat.
02:12Well, here's Fred Flintstone set to tee off again.
02:15And Fred's a little nervous.
02:18Just a little.
02:20He knows he has his work cut out for him.
02:24Uh-oh.
02:25Flintstone's hit a screaming line drive.
02:40It looks like Flintstone's in trouble.
02:43Back to the diagram for a look at the path of this ridiculous, uh-uh-uh-uh-impossible shot.
02:52This is a big decision for Fred Flintstone.
02:56The question is, should he take a penalty stroke?
03:00Or should he?
03:04Well, how about that?
03:06Flintstone is going to play it where it lies.
03:12We have just seen the greatest shot ever made.
03:15The ball's heading straight for the green and passed right over it.
03:20Ah!
03:32Too bad.
03:34More hard luck for Fred Flintstone.
03:37A lot depends on Ben Boulder's next shot.
03:41And it's a beauty.
03:48Fred Flintstone needs a miracle to pull this game out of the fire.
03:57And he's going to give it that old college try.
04:01One thing about Flintstone, he's a fighter who doesn't know the meaning of...
04:06The word quit.
04:12Oh, this is a tense moment, folks.
04:21It's in! It's in!
04:27Ladies and gentlemen!
04:31Listen, listen, listen!
04:33Nothing like this has ever happened before!
04:36A sensational finish!
04:38Fred Flintstone, the new champion, is walking toward the chairman of the tournament committee to receive the cup,
04:43and they've never had a more deserving champion.
04:47Uh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Something's up.
04:50Barney Rubble, president of the lodge, apparently wants to take the cup away from Fred Flintstone.
04:56Don't tell me they're at it again. They've never quit.
04:59Oh, this is unbelievable. They're struggling over the cup.
05:03Let's ask one of the other members what this is all about. You, sir.
05:06Who, me?
05:07Yes. Could you tell us what this is all about?
05:09Well, it all goes back to a meeting a month ago when the lodge was holding its annual election of
05:15offices.
05:18We will now proceed with the election of a president.
05:21You will all vote for either Fred Flintstone or Barney Rubble.
05:26Mr. Chairman? Mr. Chairman!
05:28Uh, what is it, Brother Flintstone?
05:30Well, as you know, I've been large president three times and although greatly honored,
05:36I would like to withdraw and move that Barney Rubble be elected unanimously.
05:46Me?
05:47Me?
05:49Me?
05:50Second of motion!
05:51Yay!
05:54Speak! Speak! Come on, pal, speak!
05:56Oh, gee, this is the greatest day of my life.
06:01Gee, what an honor.
06:04And the man I have to thank for it is Fred Flintstone, my bosom buddy, close friend and lifelong pal.
06:12Oh, Barney, cut it out.
06:16I promised to be a good president and put the lodge back on its feet financially.
06:21And there's only one way to do it.
06:23By collecting back dues.
06:25And believe me, that's what I'm gonna do.
06:29That's a way to talk, friends.
06:31Big cheers for Barney Rubble!
06:34Yabba-dabba-doo!
06:35Yabba-dabba-doo!
06:37Yabba-dabba-doo!
06:40And that's what led up to the fuss taking place between Fred and Barney now.
06:45You mean it has something to do with back dues?
06:47You get the picture.
06:50Oh, no, you don't!
06:51Oh, yes, I don't!
06:56Oh, what's the big idea, trying to take my cup?
06:59I won the tournament!
07:01That makes no difference.
07:03It says in the by-law, section 42,
07:06no member shall be entitled to receive a trophy unless his dues are paid up to date.
07:12I'm only a month overdue!
07:13That makes no difference.
07:15A month is a month.
07:16And a thankless friend is a thankless friend.
07:19And any lodge you'll remember of, I don't want any part of.
07:23And that goes for the cup, too!
07:31Rules are rules.
07:33No dues, no trophy.
07:35Oh, my pointy head.
07:39What about Fred?
07:41Is he still on the rampage?
07:43Worse than ever.
07:44Barney's name can't be mentioned in our house.
07:47Not only that...
07:49Wilma!
07:49Uh-oh.
07:50Wilma!
07:51I would like to speak to you.
07:55I see what you mean.
07:56But it can't last forever.
08:00Now listen, Fred.
08:02You listen to me.
08:04Barney Rubble is my enemy.
08:07Betty is married to him.
08:09That makes her my enemy.
08:11And...
08:12Oh, Fred.
08:12I don't want you talking to the enemy.
08:25Hi, Wilma.
08:27What's new on the Western Front?
08:29The general has had a setback.
08:31He wants to move.
08:33But he can't find a house he can afford.
08:35Well, Barney's starting to get a little steamed up, too.
08:38He might just as well blow a gasket.
08:41I have to deliver an ultimatum.
08:45Ultimator who?
08:46Fred wants everything back that, quote,
08:50that no good scrounger has borrowed over the years.
08:54Unquote.
08:55Well, come on in, Wilma.
08:56Help yourself.
08:57Do I need a flag of truth?
09:02That you, Wilma?
09:04Yes, Fred.
09:06Where's all the stuff?
09:08Here's all the stuff.
09:10You mean that can opener is all the stuff he borrowed?
09:13Yep.
09:13Did you look in the attic?
09:15Yep.
09:15In the garage?
09:16Yep.
09:17In the cellar?
09:18Yep.
09:18The sneak.
09:19He must have buried everything else.
09:21That's the answer.
09:24I like the food over at the rubbles better.
09:27Fred.
09:28Yeah?
09:29Barney wants all his stuff back.
09:32Oh, he does, does he?
09:34Well, you can tell him for me.
09:41Any sign yet?
09:42Is Fred bringing back my stuff?
09:44I don't see anything.
09:45Not a creature is stirring.
09:47Not even a fat mouse like Fred Flintstone.
10:00Hold it.
10:01Here comes a message.
10:03What's it say?
10:03What's it say?
10:04What, what?
10:04Don't rush me.
10:05Don't rush me.
10:06Don't rush me.
10:07It says, dear Betty, Fred says that if Barney sets foot on Fred's property, he'll...
10:19He'll...
10:20He'll cool him.
10:22That doesn't make sense.
10:24No, wait a minute.
10:25Not he'll cool him.
10:27He'll kill him.
10:28Oh, sure.
10:29That makes sense.
10:30That makes sense.
10:31Well, he's not scurring me.
10:33Now, Barney.
10:34What's mine is mine, and I intend to get it.
10:40Will you relax, buddy?
10:41He won't lay a hand on me.
10:43I'm too fast, and he's too fat.
10:46Well, I have a doochie-oochie.
10:48Barney, be careful.
10:50Don't worry.
10:52But, uh, check and see if I paid my last insurance premium, just in case, you know.
11:04Hoo-hoo-hoo!
11:05There's my bucket.
11:12And just where are you going with my property?
11:16Your property?
11:18This is my bucket.
11:19You are overlooking one little detail.
11:23The water in that bucket happens to belong to me.
11:27I'm sorry, Fred.
11:29Here you are.
11:33I'll-I'll myrtle-ize you!
11:35It's my bucket!
11:36It's my bucket!
11:37Stop running, you insect!
11:42Hiya, Fred.
11:44Meet my new watchdog, Buzzsaw.
11:51New watchdog?
11:52Oh, yeah.
11:53He's wonderful.
11:53He instinctively knows when somebody don't like me.
11:57And then he chases them.
12:00Good dog!
12:01Good dog!
12:02Good dog!
12:02Good dog!
12:03Good dog!
12:05Good dog!
12:06Good dog!
12:06Good dog!
12:08Oh, let's see.
12:15V-E-V-E-V-E-E-T.
12:20Veterinarian.
12:20Will you hurry up, Wilma?
12:25Oh, here it is.
12:29Hello?
12:31Oh, yes.
12:33Okay.
12:33I'll tell him.
12:35Who was it?
12:36Barney.
12:37What does he want?
12:38He says you borrowed his watchdog.
12:40He wants it back.
12:47Fred.
12:48Yeah?
12:48Why don't you pay your back dues?
12:51Then you could get your cup,
12:53we could sign a peace treaty with the rebels,
12:56and live more neighborly ever after.
12:58Peace treaty?
12:59Just when I'm planning a counterattack?
13:02Okay.
13:03It was just an idea.
13:15I see some more of my property.
13:18Let's see.
13:19Maybe I could turn the hose on him tonight while he's sleeping.
13:25I'm sorry.
13:26I'm so sorry.
13:27My ball.
13:28You said nuisance.
13:30But my club, you know.
13:32T-2.
13:33T-2.
13:35I'll beat a T-2 on your head if I ever get you.
13:40Uh-oh!
13:45Good dog!
13:46Good dog!
13:47Good dog!
13:48Good dog!
13:49Good dog!
13:49Good dog!
13:50Good dog!
13:59Will you try being friendly just for me?
14:02Go over and give Fred the cup.
14:05Then ask him in a nice way to give you the dues he owes.
14:09Well, I'll try it, but you know Fred, it won't work.
14:14I just know it'll work.
14:17Fred's really sentimental.
14:20When he sees the cup, he'll soften up.
14:23And when Barney goes into that close friend with somebody,
14:28lifelong pal,
14:29Fred will break down and cry.
14:32In fact, Barney will break down and cry, too, if I know him.
14:36Oh, they're a couple of sentimental guys.
14:40They really love each other.
14:44That you, Barney?
14:47I told you it wouldn't work.
14:51The nerve of that little molecule knocks on my door and says,
14:56Give me the dues, you cheapskate, or you don't get the cup.
15:01He got the cup, all right.
15:03He, he, he, he.
15:05He, he, he.
15:07He, he, he.
15:08He, he.
15:28Yeah?
15:29Yeah?
15:30Yeah, yeah, Barney?
15:31What do you want?
15:33My hammock?
15:34What else?
15:41That's as far as you go, Buster.
15:46I am going to tell you once and only once.
15:51Let go of that hammock.
15:53Okay.
16:03Fred!
16:05Fred!
16:06What are you doing in the refrigerator?
16:09Never mind.
16:11Pass me the salt.
16:18Hi, Betty.
16:20No.
16:21No break in the cold war yet.
16:23In fact, it's getting a little chillier.
16:26I don't believe it.
16:29He called the missing link fence company and ordered a solid fence, 40 feet long and 80 feet high.
16:36What did they say?
16:38Well, they told him what it would cost and he said forget it.
16:43Then he went out to get an estimate.
16:45On a moat.
16:46Uh-oh.
16:48Here he comes.
16:50Bye.
16:51You home, Wilma?
16:52Right here, Fred.
16:54What's all that stuff?
16:56I'm throwing a little party.
16:58Well, I'm glad to hear we're having some fun around here for a change.
17:02Who's coming?
17:04Oh, um, just a few of the boys.
17:08Boys?
17:08Like who?
17:10Like, uh, Joe Rockhead.
17:13Joe Rockhead.
17:14That loud mouth?
17:16You hate him.
17:17Yeah, I know, but he's just right for the party.
17:20Who else?
17:21Uh, Malcolm Quartz.
17:24That big show off?
17:26Last time he was here, he broke a lamp.
17:29He's just right for the party.
17:32And who else?
17:33Eddie, Sam, Pete, uh, you know the one that likes to dance with you all the time?
17:39I know him well.
17:41Ledfoot Charlie.
17:43What's the matter? Did they close the pool hall?
17:46Droll. Very droll.
17:48But I'll ignore it. For your information, this party's gonna be like Mardi Gras on New Year's Eve.
17:55I don't get it.
17:57Simple. You know how Rubble loves parties?
17:59When he hears the racket and smells that steak barbecued, he'll go out of his mind.
18:06That'll make two of us.
18:07He'll be sorry you ever started up with me.
18:11Come on, Wilma, let's get the party on the road. Start making sandwiches.
18:15Whoopee! Whoopee!
18:17Eee!
18:18Yappadabadoo!
18:20All right, fellas, all together.
18:23What's the matter with Flintstone? He's all right.
18:27A little louder. I want Rubble to hear it.
18:30What's the matter with Flintstone? He's all right.
18:34Hey, Fred, you sure know how to throw a party.
18:39Thanks, Charlie. Having a good time, Wilma?
18:43Yippee.
18:44I'll change the record for you. Come on, let's keep this party going.
18:47Hey, boy, Fred!
18:50Hold it, Mac.
18:53Thanks.
18:54Don't mention it.
19:04How's that, Charlie?
19:05Great, Fred. I love waltzes.
19:09Yeah, so does Wilma.
19:12Yuck.
19:13What do you say, Eddie? Is that charcoal ready?
19:16Red hot and ready, Freddy.
19:17Okay, you guys. Drop that dinosaur steak on the grill.
19:23One top sirloin for ten. Coming up.
19:26Oh, boy. Wait until Barney gets a whip of that beauty barbecue.
19:31Hey, blow some smoke over in Barney's direction, Eddie.
19:34Right, Fred.
19:42It's costing me plenty to make that little shrimp's mouth water, but it's worth it.
19:47Whoopee!
19:48Come on, let's change the music and snap things up.
19:58Oh, look at that Charlie. What a dancer.
20:01Yeah, Charlie can dance to anything.
20:03Ah, but don't forget, it takes two to tango. And Wilma's the greatest.
20:11Excuse me.
20:13Huh? Sure!
20:18Hello? Hello?
20:20You'll have to talk a little louder.
20:23Oh, hello!
20:25Sure. Sure, I'll take care of it.
20:28Bye.
20:29Who was it, Wilma?
20:31It was Betty.
20:32Oh, yeah? I suppose Barney's begging to come to the party.
20:36Well, he can beg all he wants to. He can beg on his hands and knees.
20:40I'm not inviting him.
20:41Betty just wanted me to leave a note for the milkman, not to bring anything till Monday.
20:46He can beg standing on his hands and...
20:49Monday? What do you mean Monday?
20:52The Rebels are away for the weekend.
20:54You mean that sneak's not home?
20:56Nope.
20:57He's not smelling that steak?
20:59Nope.
21:00He's not here in this party?
21:01Nope, nope.
21:03What's the matter with Flintstone? He's all right.
21:07What's the matter with Flintstone?
21:09Hold it. Hold it. Hold it, please. Will you, fellas?
21:16I interrupt this party for a special announcement.
21:20Good old Fred. What a host.
21:22Hey, what's the announcement, Fred?
21:24Get out! Out, you freeloaders! Out!
21:37I think it's a great idea.
21:40The only thing that worries me is if they find out that we did it.
21:44Well, I can't take another week of this. I'll try anything.
21:47Okay. Let's put Operation Buddy Buddy into work.
21:51It better work or we're dead.
21:55Arooby-doo-doo and a shooby-doo-bee-doo.
21:59Buddy!
22:01Yoo-hoo!
22:02I'm in here, Barney.
22:04Fred finally gave up.
22:07What do you mean?
22:08He paid up his back tools and he's a member in good standing again.
22:12Well, isn't that nice?
22:15Uh, but you know something, Barney?
22:17When you see Fred, I wouldn't mention anything about it.
22:21Oh, oh, sure. I get it.
22:22You know me. Tactful. Diplomatic.
22:25And President of the Lodge.
22:28Yeah.
22:33Wilma!
22:34Yes, Fred?
22:37Ta-da!
22:39Fred!
22:41You got the cup!
22:42How did it happen?
22:44They just handed me the cup and didn't say a word about the deuce.
22:49But I know it's Barney's doing.
22:51Barney?
22:52Sure, the poor little guy. He knows he can't get along without me.
22:56President of the Lodge without me to advise him, he had to get me back.
23:01I'll bet he'd talk them into giving me an honorary membership.
23:05Uh, Fred, don't mention anything about it when you see him.
23:10You, uh, know what I mean?
23:12Oh, sure, sure, sure. I know what you mean.
23:15You know me. Tactful. Diplomatic.
23:18And you got the cup.
23:20Yeah. Ain't it a beauty?
23:22You know, I think I'll show Barney how a big man behaves.
23:26I'll go over and see him.
23:28I'll go with you. But remember...
23:31Don't worry. Don't worry. Not a word.
23:36Well, Brother Barney, um, how are things at the Lodge?
23:40Well, um, could be better, Brother Fred.
23:42Yes, yes, I know. But I'll, uh, give you a hand.
23:46Say, I'm, uh, I'm glad to see the cup on your mantle where it belongs.
23:50Right. With the champ. Where else, Brother Rubble?
23:53Well, uh, naturally, if I had played, I'd have beat your brains out, Brother Flintstone.
23:58You? Beat me at golf?
24:00With one hentai behind my back.
24:02You put your golf clubs where your mouth is.
24:06Any time.
24:10And after I beat you at golf, I'll give you a bowling lesson.
24:14Oh, yeah? Yeah. And then I'll beat you at pool.
24:18Oh, is that so?
24:19Yeah, that so.
24:21Oh, listen to them fighting.
24:24Yeah. Thank goodness they're friends again.
25:10Wilma!
25:14Wilma!
25:16Come on, Wilma, open this door!
25:21Wilma!
25:26Wilma!
25:28Wilma!
25:28Wilma!
25:29Wilma!
25:29Wilma!
25:29Wilma!
25:30Wilma!
25:30Wilma!
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