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00:22Mark, I'm here snoring.
00:24No, sorry.
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01:06Oh, my God.
01:39So, what time is it?
01:42It's 5.15.
01:44Hello.
01:45Who is it?
01:45Who is this?
01:46Billy.
01:47Billy who?
01:49Val, it's your publicist.
01:51Oh, Christ.
01:52I thought something happened to Francesca.
01:54Oh, sorry.
01:55Billy, what are you calling for?
01:58What?
01:59We were nominated?
02:01What?
02:02What?
02:04Mark, room and board was nominated for a People's Choice Award.
02:075.15?
02:08Yeah, that's when they broadcast it to New York.
02:11Of course.
02:12Why?
02:12Oh, no, no.
02:13He saw it online.
02:14Why is he online at 5 a.m.?
02:16He's a publicist, Mark.
02:17That's where he's supposed to be.
02:18Oh, my.
02:19Okay, where's the remote?
02:20Where's the remote?
02:21No, I'm asleep.
02:22Mark, this is bigger than sleep.
02:23Where's the remote?
02:24Put on E.
02:25What channel's E?
02:26204.
02:26Just want to see if, you know, they announce it like they do with the Emmys or the Golden
02:30Globes or...
02:30Oh, all right, never mind.
02:32No, it's not on.
02:33Oh, this is so exciting.
02:35Val, can we go back to sleep?
02:38I don't have to be up for two hours.
02:39I can't sleep.
02:40Look, I'm up.
02:41I'm up.
02:42I'll tell you what.
02:43You go back to sleep.
02:44One second, Billy.
02:45Oh, what about best actors?
02:51Hello, hello, hello, fellow nominees.
02:55Congratulations, one and all.
02:57What?
02:58What are you talking about?
02:59You don't know?
03:00Do you really?
03:01You don't know?
03:01Jane, they don't know.
03:03How great is this?
03:04I'm going to be the one to tell them.
03:05Tells what?
03:06Room and Board has been nominated for a People's Choice Award for a favorite new TV comedy.
03:15And Juna has been nominated for a favorite female TV star.
03:21Can you believe it?
03:22We're all nominated.
03:24All nominated.
03:27Oh, hold on, man.
03:28Bring it down.
03:29Bring it down.
03:29You guys have been in what?
03:30Like two episodes?
03:31Oh, interesting.
03:33Two episodes and suddenly you're nominated.
03:35Yeah.
03:35That is interesting, dude.
03:39Is there going to be a red carpet?
03:41Whoa.
03:42Of course, there's going to be a red carpet, yeah.
03:44So we have to watch everything we put in our mouths.
03:50Let's not forget the writers.
03:52Bravo, Jenny.
03:54Bravo, Zach.
03:56Good work.
03:57Thank you so much.
03:58It's because of you.
04:00Very good.
04:01Oh, speak of the devils.
04:03Oh, my God.
04:05Oh, yeah.
04:06Oh, yeah.
04:07What?
04:08What is all that?
04:09What's going on?
04:10Dude, we got nominated, man.
04:11Favorite new TV comedy.
04:13Oh, yeah, yeah.
04:14Wow.
04:15Let's not get all carried away.
04:18Oh, let's not all get carried away.
04:20Let's not all get carried away.
04:21Are you Mr. Cool?
04:22Come here, you.
04:23Oh.
04:24It's good.
04:25It's good.
04:27Polly, gee, you too.
04:28Real good.
04:30Real good.
04:30Well, what would you do if it was a big award?
04:32Fuck me.
04:33Oh.
04:34Yeah, hit him, Shane.
04:36That's right.
04:36Hit him.
04:37Polly G.
04:38FYI, People's Choice is a big award.
04:40All right?
04:41It's from the people.
04:42That's the biggest honor you could get.
04:43I should know, because I have one.
04:45Did you know that?
04:46No, I was going to say we shouldn't get all carried away, because we didn't win.
04:49What?
04:49Oh.
04:50No, well, they notified the winner to make sure that they're there.
04:53Oh.
04:53It's not us.
04:55Uh-huh.
04:55But Juna won favorite female TV star.
04:57Did she?
04:57Yeah.
04:58Well, that's great.
04:59Okay, so we still have to go to support Juna, right?
05:02And celebrate our own nomination, win or lose.
05:05It's still a big deal, isn't it?
05:06Yeah, sure.
05:07Yeah, right?
05:08Right.
05:08That's right.
05:09Do you know how many shows never get nominated for any awards?
05:13I don't know.
05:14Four?
05:15Excuse me.
05:16Where would I find a Tom Peterman and a Polly G?
05:21Oh, foul.
05:22You did.
05:25Congratulations.
05:26Yeah.
05:27Congratulations.
05:29You didn't have to do it.
05:32The second I thought, all right, it happened.
05:34He shot someone.
05:37Well, he put it out.
05:39You all right?
05:40I love award shows.
05:42There, I said it.
05:44I'm not one of those stars who pretends that dressing up and walking on the red carpet is just a
05:48big pain in my, you know,
05:50what?
05:51What do you say to those people who say Hollywood has too many award shows?
05:55I say, where's the love?
05:59What awards have you won?
06:02Well, there's the People's Choice Award, which is near and dear.
06:06That was the first one.
06:12We're shooting.
06:13I'm sorry, Jane.
06:15I just have to give her a bell.
06:17Aw, baby girl.
06:18Thank you so much for the gorgeous flowers.
06:21Aw, well, congratulations, favorite female television star.
06:25Can you believe it?
06:26Aw.
06:26My first job.
06:27It's crazy.
06:28Well, they have good taste.
06:30First me, now you.
06:31Passing the torch.
06:33Right.
06:33Right.
06:34Well, I should let you guys get back to your stuff.
06:37Thanks, Jane.
06:38Oh, my God, Val, how do you even think with all these lights?
06:42Sorry.
06:43See you later, guys.
06:44See ya.
06:46I'm looking for a Valerie Cherish.
06:48Oh, someone's getting flowers.
06:50Oh, look at that.
06:52Oh.
06:53Who are those from?
06:54Mickey.
06:55Well, I don't know.
06:56I'm not saying.
06:57Read the card.
06:58Let's see.
07:00Congratulations from your favorite gay.
07:02Aw, Mickey.
07:05Guy.
07:06Favorite guy.
07:06Yeah.
07:07It says favorite.
07:08It's just bad handwriting.
07:09It says guy.
07:10Can you see that?
07:11Can you get it?
07:12Yeah.
07:15I just didn't.
07:16You have to write more legibly, dear.
07:18Otherwise, I don't know what you mean.
07:21All right, you're not on the stage, so it is all about the red carpet.
07:24Don't I know it.
07:26What exactly is in that?
07:29Organic lemon, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper.
07:32And a special weight loss ingredient called fear you won't fit into the designer's dress.
07:37Right?
07:37At least have a bite of my salad red.
07:39Can't do it, Mickey.
07:40Can't do it.
07:41It's called a fast because if you eat anything, the weight comes back real fast.
07:45I got a really hot designer interested in doing your dress.
07:48Who?
07:49Jay McCarroll.
07:50I'm sorry.
07:51I don't know.
07:52The winner of Project Runway?
07:54Yeah, I don't know.
07:55The designer reality show I was telling you about red.
08:00Did you?
08:00Well, tell me about so many shows, it's hard for me to...
08:03A reality show winner designing for a reality show star?
08:06Are you kidding me?
08:07The press is all over it.
08:08They're already calling me like crazy.
08:10Well, we have a problem.
08:11Why?
08:11Because I've already contacted Mr. Nolan Miller about designing my dress.
08:16Nolan Dynasty Miller?
08:17Yeah.
08:18Did me for the People's Choice Awards when I won.
08:20And I promised him that he could do me the next time I'm nominated.
08:23No, no.
08:24I mean, Nolan Miller is great.
08:25But, you know, Jay McCarroll is happening like right now.
08:30Mickey, what do you think?
08:32He's very talented.
08:33Yeah.
08:35I don't know, Billy.
08:36I don't know.
08:36I know what I look good in, and I look good in Nolan Miller.
08:40Valerie, you're going to be on the red carpet next to Juna.
08:42Got to kick it up a notch.
08:44Okay.
08:46Sure.
08:46Why not?
08:47Great.
08:48Yeah.
08:48All right.
08:48Let's see what he comes up with then.
08:50Great.
08:50And I will handle Nolan Miller.
08:52Well, wait.
08:52Let's see what the other guy's dress looks like first.
08:55Oh, there's Gigi.
08:57Oh, she hasn't got a place to sit, poor thing.
08:59Well, I think I'm not going to invite her to join us.
09:02We're in the middle of a business, maybe.
09:03No, it's cool.
09:03She can have my seat.
09:05I have a meeting anyway.
09:06Gigi, come join us.
09:09So I'll send J your measurements?
09:10Well, no, let's hold off for three days because I want to get the weight down.
09:14Great.
09:14See you.
09:15Okay.
09:16Yeah.
09:16Hi.
09:17That's it, darling.
09:20So crazy, huh?
09:21So crazy over there with the award show business, huh?
09:23Oh, right.
09:24Yeah.
09:25That macaroni and cheese looks good.
09:27Oh, go ahead.
09:28Twist my arm.
09:30You sure you don't want anything, Meg?
09:34Excited about the big night?
09:36I'm not allowed to go.
09:38Only the writer-producers get a ticket.
09:41Oh, it doesn't seem fair.
09:51I really wanted to go.
09:55It was the only thing that I was looking forward to.
09:58Uh-huh.
10:00I'm in that room with those guys who hate me all day.
10:04Well, I'm sure they don't hate you.
10:06Why would they hate you?
10:08They call me Aunt Sassy's bitch.
10:11Yeah.
10:12Oh, God, I can't seem to stop eating.
10:14Have you noticed how bad I'm getting?
10:18I haven't kissed anybody in, like, a year.
10:21And these awards were the only fun thing that I was looking forward to.
10:24And now I don't even get to go.
10:27I'm a writer on the show that's nominated.
10:30It's not fair.
10:31Well, here.
10:33I'm sorry.
10:34Maybe you want to take a nap in there.
10:35Yeah, that's all right.
10:36Yeah.
10:37Yeah.
10:38I know the tickets are tight.
10:40Okay?
10:40The only way Mickey's going is because June is giving him her extra ticket.
10:44But even Mickey gets to go?
10:46Well, let's think of something now, okay?
10:48Let's make a call to someone.
10:50No, you know what?
10:50I already tried everything.
10:52You did.
10:53Well, not everything.
10:55Not everything, okay?
10:57I've got two tickets.
10:59You can go with me.
11:01Okay?
11:01Oh, my God.
11:02Yeah.
11:03Really?
11:03Why not?
11:03Well, why not?
11:04It can't be my date.
11:05All right?
11:06You're a writer on the show.
11:08You deserve to be at the awards.
11:09Done.
11:10Thank you so much.
11:12Oh, my pleasure.
11:14My pleasure.
11:15See?
11:15You don't have to cry anymore.
11:16I'm sorry.
11:17It's okay?
11:18You're an idiot.
11:18No, it's emotions.
11:23Hello.
11:24Hey.
11:25Where's Francesca?
11:26She's in the car, finishing a text message.
11:29Oh, how was your day?
11:30Fine.
11:32Hello, Jane.
11:33At all.
11:34Oh.
11:35So what do you want for dinner?
11:37Steak?
11:37Oh, that sounds good.
11:47Oh, you know who makes a good steak?
11:49The palm.
11:50Oh, great.
11:52Oh, Mark.
11:54I hope you're not too upset.
11:55But, you know, that sweet girl writer, she couldn't get tickets to the award show.
12:00So I gave her yours.
12:02You're not too upset, are you?
12:03Well, I was kind of looking forward to going.
12:06Really?
12:07Really?
12:07I thought you wouldn't want to go and get all dressed up.
12:10Well, I've never been to an award show.
12:12Oh, I'm sorry.
12:13Yeah, we didn't know each other last time you won.
12:15Well, I'm not winning this time.
12:17Well, I know, but, you know, I thought it might be cool.
12:22She's fat.
12:23No one likes her.
12:25All right.
12:26No, no, no.
12:26I hear you.
12:26I hear you.
12:27I hear you.
12:29Oh, I love ball.
12:30I'm sorry.
12:31There's going to be other award shows, though, all right?
12:33And you are going to be my date for each and every one of them.
12:36All right?
12:36There's the Emmys.
12:37Mm-hmm.
12:38And the Golden Globes.
12:39Mm-hmm.
12:40And...
12:43Oh, well...
12:44Better get your dinner.
12:49Yes, let's get our dinner.
12:50Yes.
12:54Oh, Mickey.
12:55Mm-hmm.
12:56Does Mr. Miller know me, or does Mr. Miller know me?
12:59It's the one to beat, Red.
13:01Oh, okay, Fredo.
13:02I think I'm just going to need one more fitting just before the awards.
13:05Oh, sure.
13:06We can do that.
13:06Great, okay.
13:07Val?
13:07Oh, that's Billy with the other dress.
13:09Here it is.
13:10Hot off the press.
13:10Where is she?
13:12Hotty.
13:13I didn't think we'd make it.
13:15He said he didn't even have time to put a label on the back.
13:18It's like...
13:18Oh, Val, listen.
13:20Don't overreact, but Jay said he went a little sexier than we talked about, but he thinks
13:24you can pull it off.
13:26Oh, and he said if it all works out, he's going to fly in from Pennsylvania for the big
13:29event.
13:31How great would that be, right?
13:32The two of you guys on the red carpet together?
13:35I'll tell you right now.
13:37She's very attached to the Nolan Miller.
13:42Oh.
13:45Shut up.
13:47Shut up!
13:48Oh, no.
13:49I don't.
13:50But this isn't me, Mickey.
13:53Red, you look hot.
13:55Red hot.
13:57I'm all hanging out, though.
13:58Well, that's what they make double stick tape for.
14:01Okay.
14:01If you do not wear that dress, I will kill myself.
14:05That is the dress that gets the press.
14:07But is it me?
14:08Is it me, Mickey?
14:09You want a splash?
14:10That's the splash.
14:11It just, it seems a little tight.
14:13I don't know.
14:14Fredo, what do you think?
14:16It is.
14:17It's perfect.
14:18Just try it.
14:21Well, it's a little weird in the back, though.
14:23See that?
14:23Oh, what's in a box?
14:25We can steam.
14:27Oh, I'm so skinny.
14:32Well, we are going to need a case of that double stick tape, huh?
14:36Great.
14:37Great, great, great.
14:37Now, listen, here's the thing.
14:39Jay's insisting that we use his people to do your makeup.
14:42Fine.
14:43And hair.
14:45Well.
14:47I have to go home and feed the dogs.
14:49Mickey.
14:50I'm fine.
14:51You have to do what you have to do.
14:57Hi, Mr. Mickey.
15:02Valerie, that dress is amazing.
15:04You look very pretty.
15:07How is my dress?
15:07Is it too tight?
15:09I feel...
15:10No.
15:12Hello?
15:13Yeah, we're pulling up right now.
15:15I don't know why I let them talk me into smoky eyes.
15:18Looks like I fell asleep in my makeup.
15:20Look at that.
15:21Don't let us know.
15:22Billy, how's my hair?
15:23I can't.
15:24Jane, Jane.
15:25Jane, how's my hair?
15:26Great.
15:27Yeah, speaking of great, you really clean up nice.
15:30Very sexy shoes.
15:31I'm really uncomfortable.
15:33Aw.
15:33I'm pulling up to security now.
15:35No, no.
15:35No, no.
15:35Drive around the block again.
15:37Juna hasn't arrived.
15:38We have to get through the exact same time as Juna.
15:39Paul, get ready to get them.
15:40Real important to coordinate these moments.
15:43Chris is going to go crazy when Juna and I get out at the same time.
15:46What?
15:46Yeah, no, she's pulling up.
15:47No, no, no.
15:47Don't drive around.
15:48This is good.
15:49This is good.
15:50Oh.
15:50All right.
15:51I'm lowering the windows for security.
15:54Security.
15:54Yeah.
15:56Hello, officer.
15:57Valerie Cherish.
15:59You all have a nice evening.
16:00Thank you very much.
16:01Oh, thanks.
16:02Gigi, why don't you slide over here?
16:03I'll give Valerie room to get out first.
16:05Oh, yeah.
16:06Paul, are you ready?
16:07Okay, I'm ready.
16:09Oh, the dress scene ripped.
16:11What?
16:12Where?
16:13Yeah.
16:14Oh, my God.
16:14Don't know what the heck we can do about that.
16:16About which thing?
16:18That's pretty bad.
16:18You just have to hold on to it and whoever pulls it.
16:21Yeah, move.
16:21I just, I thought you should move.
16:23Okay.
16:23Let's go.
16:23Yeah.
16:28Ladies and gentlemen, it's Desperate Huston, Sex is All Next Day,
16:33to nominate this year for the major female television performance,
16:37Ava Langoria.
16:40He is the audience of the blind.
16:44To the left-hand side.
16:45I know, she's a nominee.
16:46Yeah, Valerie Cherish.
16:47Hi.
16:47Yeah, and they're all with me, so.
16:50Oh, okay.
16:51Well, there's only nominees allowed on the red carpet.
16:53Oh, no, this is my reality crew, so they have to, don't leave home without them, you
16:57know, so they have to.
16:58Okay, hold right here, if you would.
16:59I'm going to have to clear this.
17:00Excuse me.
17:01Do you know?
17:01That's good.
17:02I'm going to need somebody down here.
17:03We're going to have to verify another, uh...
17:04Hi, you guys.
17:05Hi.
17:06Baby girl.
17:07Aw, Mickey looking good.
17:10Oh, don't be that way.
17:12Come on, my head's on fire from that maniac yanking at it all day.
17:16I...
17:16Oh, my God, I'm so happy to see you.
17:18I'm so freaked out.
17:21Can you do the red carpet with me?
17:23Yes!
17:24Yes, absolutely.
17:25Definitely.
17:26We need to go.
17:27Yeah, they're going to do the red carpet together.
17:28Great, but Axis Hollywood's waiting for us right now, so...
17:31All right.
17:31Okay.
17:31Let's just do it.
17:32Excuse me.
17:33Oh, we're with that.
17:34We've got to go through them.
17:35I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
17:36Can I get somebody to come down here and verify another reality crew?
17:39You two guys, come on.
17:41Both!
17:42Yeah, we'll just be one second, okay?
17:44Don't go far!
17:45No, I won't.
17:47We're doing an interview together, so...
17:49I understand.
17:50I'm sorry.
17:50She doesn't feel secure.
17:51This will be settled very, very quickly.
17:57I am here with the original desperate housewife, Jane Katzmere from Malcolm in the middle.
18:02I am, aren't I?
18:03You are!
18:04It's great!
18:05So, you're here as a presenter tonight.
18:07Yes, our favorite new comedy.
18:08Have you seen them?
18:09Where's Jane?
18:10Actually, I haven't seen any of them.
18:12Never mind.
18:13Okay.
18:14Is she over there?
18:15You're flying solar tonight.
18:16Where's your wonderful husband?
18:17Bradley's home with the kids.
18:18Maybe she's over here.
18:19Night out.
18:20Oh, yeah.
18:22Most important.
18:23What we all want to know, who are you wearing?
18:26The dress is spectacular.
18:27It's Richard Tyler.
18:28I love the little touch of color.
18:30Oh, it's great.
18:31Well, it's wonderful to see you right now.
18:32They're yelling at me to go back to my mom.
18:33Mom, who you got?
18:34We're out.
18:35Where?
18:37Um, where are these cameras?
18:38Oh, this is the comeback.
18:41The what?
18:41The comeback with Valerie Cherish.
18:44Um, we're over there.
18:46We're going.
18:47Yeah.
18:47Okay.
18:48Okay.
18:48Okay.
19:00We lost you.
19:01Juna's starting with Billy Bush alone.
19:03None of the fans recognize me.
19:05I should have come as me.
19:06No, you look amazing.
19:07Listen, Juna is going to start with Billy Bush alone, and she's going to bring you into the interview.
19:10Okay?
19:11I put a pin in there.
19:12Valerie!
19:13Yeah!
19:13Yeah!
19:15Keep down.
19:16Hand that down.
19:17Excuse me.
19:17Excuse me.
19:18Okay.
19:18Billy's ready.
19:18We have to go now.
19:20Oh, now?
19:21Thanks, guys.
19:24Tuna Milken.
19:25Got Milken.
19:26Everybody's favorite milkmaid.
19:28Look at you.
19:28You look great.
19:29I love the dress.
19:30Almost wore the same one.
19:31Oh, really?
19:31Great.
19:32I just saw Jay McCarroll on the red carpet.
19:33Let's get that great press picture.
19:35You want to?
19:35Oh, sure.
19:36Sure.
19:36Yeah.
19:36Here.
19:37Jay.
19:38Jay.
19:38Hey, it's Billy Stanton.
19:40Yes.
19:41I want to introduce you to Miss Valerie Cherish.
19:44Hello, hello, hello, my designer.
19:45What do you think?
19:46Sexy, huh?
19:46Oh, my God.
19:48It's backwards.
19:50What?
19:50You have the dress on backwards.
19:52I thought it was for the cleavage.
19:54No, no, no.
19:54It's now or never for Access Hollywood.
19:56Never.
19:56You know what?
19:57Go and flip the dress around.
19:59Flip your head around.
20:00I have to change it.
20:01Go away.
20:02You weren't clear.
20:03That was quick.
20:03You have used that?
20:04Nikki, Nikki.
20:05Shh.
20:05I need your help.
20:07What?
20:07Is your new hairstylist not being able to...
20:09Never mind.
20:09Keep dresses on backwards.
20:11Let's find you a place to change.
20:13Yeah.
20:14Excuse us.
20:17Let's enjoy you guys' time.
20:18Come in school.
20:19I can't believe it.
20:20Oh, change that.
20:21It should be up.
20:21It should be up.
20:22Excuse us, folks.
20:23Excuse us.
20:23Everybody in the running star, Ray Romano.
20:27Please take your seats.
20:28Please take your seats.
20:28Please take your seats.
20:30The telecastle will start in five minutes.
20:30Oh, five minutes, Nikki.
20:33I've got five minutes.
20:33Please take your seats.
20:35The telecastle will start in five minutes.
20:37What took you so long?
20:37There was a long line at the ladies' room.
20:39Oh, we waited to take a picture with you.
20:41You might want to get your publicist some grief counseling, too.
20:43Let's go.
20:44So you did all of it?
20:44You did Joan Rivers.
20:45Yeah.
20:45Nancy O'Dell.
20:46Yeah.
20:46It's all over.
20:48Oh, I can't believe it.
20:49You know, that does look like the friend of the dress.
20:50I know.
20:51I know.
20:52Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome from Malcolm in the Middle, Jane Kaczmarek.
20:58Tom.
21:00I just want you to know, even though we're not winners tonight, to me, we're all winners.
21:04We really are.
21:05No, we're not.
21:07Holly, if that's the way you feel, why'd you even come?
21:09Free hooch.
21:11The nominees for your favorite television comedy are Slice of Life.
21:16I sure wasn't even happy with those eyes, huh?
21:20Nuthouse.
21:22I put cameras on if you don't have chocolate on you.
21:25And Room and Board.
21:29And the award goes to Slice of Life.
21:34Yeah!
21:39Oh, I'm sorry.
21:41I don't know what.
21:41Congratulations.
21:43Excuse me.
21:47Please take your seats.
21:49Coming up next, the award for favorite female television star.
21:52Thank you, Sarah.
21:54I'm back from the restroom.
21:57Hello.
21:57You're in my seat.
22:00She's talking to you.
22:02Do I need to call an usher?
22:04Excuse me.
22:05This seat filler won't stop filling my seat.
22:07Oh.
22:08That's all right.
22:10Can you believe that?
22:10That was so weird.
22:11Did he think he was going to stay here for the rest of the show?
22:14People will do anything to be on camera.
22:16Please welcome from the George Lopez show, George Lopez.
22:29I'm here to present the award for favorite female television star.
22:34Okay, a word to whoever wins.
22:35Be careful making your way to the stage because there are three different reality crews filming three different reality shows
22:40in the audience.
22:41Well, there's actually four crews if you count the one with Paris Hilton in the men's room.
22:47The nominees are Portia de Rossi, Arrested Development.
22:54Deborah Messing, Will & Grace.
22:59And Juna Milken, Room and Board.
23:04And the People's Choice goes to my girl, Juna Milken.
23:31Oh, my gosh.
23:32Wow.
23:34I want to thank the people who voted for me first off.
23:38Oh, my gosh.
23:40Okay.
23:41I want to thank my agents, my manager, my lawyer, my parents.
23:47I love you.
23:48Our brilliant show creators, Tom Peterman and Polly G.
23:52Our amazing writers, Zach, Milo, Arthur, and Gigi.
23:56My fellow cast members, Shane Thomas, Chris McNess, Jesse Wood.
24:01Wrap it up.
24:02Okay, okay.
24:03Kavine Kahan and Greg Narayan and especially Valerie Cherish.
24:08Without her.
24:09Without her.
24:20You couldn't hear.
24:22Could you hear what she said?
24:23No, I couldn't.
24:24I couldn't.
24:24They cut her off.
24:25They cut her off.
24:27Yeah.
24:29The 29th Annual People's Choice Awards.
24:31I'll be right back.
24:34Excuse me.
24:34Valerie Cherish.
24:36Hi.
24:36Hi.
24:37Um, you know, we're really backed up in there.
24:39Yeah.
24:39The fire marshal is totally holding us to the capacity.
24:41I'm sorry.
24:42No, that's all right.
24:43I'm a nominee.
24:44Of course.
24:44You know, you probably want to.
24:45You know what?
24:46Right now, I could probably sneak in you and maybe just one member of your party.
24:50Is this the party or Sophie's Choice?
24:52Yeah.
24:52We've got to get in there and get a picture with Juna before she leaves.
24:55It'll only be a short wait.
24:56I promise you.
24:57I promise you.
25:02Congratulations.
25:03Thank you very much.
25:05Here we are.
25:06Hello, hello, hello.
25:08Hi.
25:09Look at this, Val.
25:10They gave us the worst table.
25:12I mean, it's right by the door.
25:14Well, now, Chris, you got in the door, and that's half the battle.
25:17Huh?
25:17We are the people's choice.
25:19Here's to the choice of the people.
25:21Oh, yes.
25:22The people have chosen, and the people chose crap.
25:28There you go, buddy.
25:30Found it.
25:31That's great.
25:32More drinks.
25:33Great idea.
25:37Hey, there you are.
25:39Hi.
25:40Hey, here we are.
25:41Oh, Val.
25:41Val, I'm so upset that no one heard what I said about you.
25:44Oh, what did you say?
25:46Oh, I said, especially Valerie Cherish, because without her, none of us would be funny.
25:50I just wish everyone heard that.
25:52Well, I heard.
25:54That's what's really important.
25:55Yes, that's true.
25:57Oh, Jane, did you get that?
25:59You did.
26:00Anyway, listen, we're going to go.
26:01Do you want to come?
26:02Well, just got here.
26:04Didn't really have a chance to hang out with any of the gang, so where are you going?
26:08Well, Kiefer Sutherland's having a private party.
26:12Let's do that.
26:12Yeah.
26:13Okay.
26:13Okay, Mickey.
26:14What about Mickey?
26:15Oh, yeah, no, he's my date, so that's fine.
26:16What about my date?
26:18Oh, my God.
26:19I think she's got a ride.
26:21Oh, that's nice.
26:23I think he's getting a little something-something.
26:25Okay, Mickey, let's go get our goodie bags and go, huh?
26:29Oh, great.
26:31Oh, oh.
26:31Got to find a phone call mark, tell him I'm going to Kiefer's, huh?
26:34Okay.
26:35Yeah.
26:36Oh, my God.
26:38Oh, my God.
26:41Oh, my God.
26:43The best day of that when it is.
26:45It really is.
26:46Oh, look, it's the quick way out.
26:48Sorry, miss.
26:49Every woman's sexed out the back.
26:50Oh, can't we just sneak out this way?
26:52There's like a million photographers out that way.
26:54Well, maybe, girl.
26:55Rule's a rule, so.
26:56Please, sir, please.
26:58Well, now we don't want to get him in trouble, so.
27:01Pose for a few photographers.
27:02All you have to do is just look the other way and he'll sneak out.
27:06Please.
27:07Thank you so much.
27:08Oh, you're going to let us.
27:09Thank you, sir.
27:12Break that shit down.
27:14I've been here all night.
27:16The glamour never ends.
27:19Oh, careful.
27:20Watch out.
27:21Hold it.
27:22Hold it.
27:23That's a great shot.
27:25Just look over here.
27:26Okay.
27:27Oh, wait.
27:28Mickey, Mickey.
27:32That goes up here.
27:34Lovely.
27:34Beautiful.
27:36Beautiful.
27:38Go, girls.
27:38We got work to do this.
27:39Oh, sorry.
27:40Okay.
27:41Thanks a lot.
27:42Thank you so much.
27:44We got it.
27:45Got ourselves a picture.
27:47Oh, Mickey, why don't you run ahead and see what paper he's with, okay?
27:51Yeah, step it up, dear.
27:52He's getting away.
27:54Oh, Jane.
27:55Jane, got you a goodie bag.
27:57Here you go.
27:58Know you want it.
28:02Look at all this cool maintenance.
28:03Oh, damn.
28:04Well, you got to be careful with that, though.
28:06Oh.
28:06Used a base from a goodie bag once.
28:08Get in your ass for a week.
28:09Oh, God.
28:10Oh, yeah.
28:10So what are you going to do with this?
28:12I don't know.
28:13Maybe I'll do it to my parents.
28:14Oh, good for you.
28:16They'll have a whole room by the time you're done, huh?
28:18You know what?
28:19I didn't call for the car.
28:20Did you call to get your car?
28:21I didn't bring my purse.
28:22Well, I brought my purse, but I can't fit my cell phone in here.
28:26Shoot.
28:27Well, maybe Mickey knows.
28:29Oh, there it is.
28:29No, what are you guys waiting for?
28:31Come on.
28:32Truck on the way yet.
28:33Ow, my feet are in fucking fire.
28:36Go.
28:38Come on.
28:39I saw a limo over there.
28:41That's yours.
28:42Where's mine?
28:43Go with us.
28:43You can come with us.
28:44Go with you.
28:45I'll go with you.
28:45Yeah.
28:46Yeah, no one will care.
28:47Oh, we would love for you to come with us.
28:48That would be fun.
28:50Can you guys give me a hand over here or what?
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