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00:07Joe's gone home and I mean bless him the lip-sync it was interesting it seemed like he just threw
00:13in the towel halfway through sometimes it's the way the cookie crumbles in it
00:18oh no I can't be bothered writing another message I'm only capable of so many mirror messages and
00:25goodbye bye again see you soon Joe Black literally none of us want to be the first person to go
00:32after we've just spent months waiting to come back yeah I just couldn't be sent home in the first
00:38week that would not have been cool and I am so relieved can I just say I feel like we
00:43need to
00:43fact check but I feel like I'm the first person on the UK version to survive two lip-sync does
00:50that
00:50mean that I'm a lip-sync assassin is that official wait till the third one yeah let's let's wait for
00:57the next one you can definitely feel that we're all racing to that finish line and I can taste that
01:07crown but I am so shocked to the critiques and I could feel it on that panel today oh my
01:13god oh wow
01:15what was that Ru-apologize she did a full Ru-pology so how bad must that have been if RuPaul
01:23yeah the
01:24queen of queens is apologizing she was fucked off the perspex steamer steam coming out of her wig it
01:30was stressful RuPaul just delivered what I call a verbal bitch slap to all of us she did not wait
01:37seven
01:37long months for us to turn up looking like a bag of trash that has made me feel like I
01:43never want to
01:44upset RuPaul again in my life to hear that Ru is mad even though it was a critique at the
01:51other
01:51girls it still should send shivers down everyone's spines can I say I noticed steam heat rising from
01:58her head when she was talking to you because he kept you you said on several occasions I'm gonna give
02:07you a waste I'm gonna give you a waste what's the next runway like I don't want to just you
02:12know have
02:13everyone attacked here sister you have also been you're told many times that you need to elevate
02:18certain things just very interested to see do you have like a game plan or like a roadmap or anything
02:23like that I think I was seriously lacking confidence because of the stuff that I brought my first time
02:31around sister sister copied my entire law but at the end of the day I worked better I got the
02:37badge so fuck
02:38you well sister sister I just hope with your new vision of what you want to bring to the show
02:44I hope there's no more impersonations of horror anything I like that you know no fuck it
02:54we're past the halfway point now let's get out of this drag mama bows are coming out we're all starting
03:00to either step up oh we'll get left behind okay now oh Chaney's got three badges I've got one a
03:10horror
03:10taste I've got one yes come on bitches get in here oh we did it we did it we did
03:16it we're sister and
03:16Ellie's what does that mean top four oh my god we were in the bar honestly Veronica why didn't you
03:29leave me your badge in the will you're not here give it to me it really smells oh bitch this
03:37ice
03:37cream is not a delicious flavor trust hey you okay hun I'm okay hun yeah yeah it's a new day
03:44in the
03:45workroom and I am so happy three badges in a row I feel bad because they'll probably never know what
03:51a badge feels like weighing them down it's just so hard sometimes we've got drag race UK history right
03:58here three wins in a row misting over here no how does that make you feel it's weird it's really
04:06cool and it
04:07gives you that kind of oomph to keep on going that is starting to flow you know I've got a
04:11badge some of the
04:12other girls have a badge but Laurence Chaney has three badges everyone that's looking at here probably
04:15kind of wants to take her down greedy guys over here cheer her out spread the love girl
04:20so Tia you let's think twice and one twice you want something so like this week how are you gonna
04:29up the game like with the outfits and with the runways oh bitch that's gonna be a waste there's
04:34gonna be new silhouettes there's gonna be fashion I'm modeling critiques from last week have really
04:40fired me up I need to make sure I am not in that bottom again trust me usually I love
04:46a bottom but not
04:47in this context but like Bruce said last week you've already said this so then is that going
04:52to be applied why are you coming to me on this day me and a horror make up and now
04:57suddenly it is you
04:58well you know what Jesus Christ
05:02name it on her majesty
05:03what are we doing
05:06right
05:07girl her majesty that already had hers
05:11you know they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery I say show me the money honey
05:18and remember if you can't be yourself be somebody else
05:27oh my god
05:32what do you reckon it is impersonation maybe hello hello hello
05:37hey hey
05:39yes
05:39all right so the time has come to put your funny where your mouth is not what you're thinking though
05:49for this week's maxi challenge we're gonna play the snatch game
05:56exciting
05:56hashtag drag race UK
05:59this is the best bit everyone loves snatch game
06:02people watch this show for snatch game it's snatch game
06:05now you know the drill
06:06you need to perform a celebrity impersonation that makes us laugh our padded asses off
06:13now this is your chance to really show off your charisma uniqueness nerve and talent
06:19that makes us laugh
06:21racers start your engines
06:23and may the best drag queen win
06:30right
06:30right
06:30snatch game
06:31here we go
06:31it's the one that we know is always going to be there
06:34we know what to expect
06:35but doing it is going to be a lot different than watching it
06:38yeah
06:38it can be a make or break for a lot of people
06:41what are you doing?
06:42so I've got a couple of options but my first option
06:45is to do Matt Lucas as Vicky Pollard from Little Britain
06:49so do Vicky
06:51oh my god I can't believe you said that
06:53I was like where are you prepared?
06:56a horror
06:57a horror
06:58not a horror
06:59not a that
06:59not that
07:00Ellie like
07:02you're not terribly funny
07:04like you don't have like zingery punchline
07:07like have you just been practicing this so much that it's kind of
07:10it's in there
07:11yeah
07:11she's definitely not known for character impersonations at all
07:16unless she's impersonating someone she's copying off Drag Race
07:19so it'll be an interesting one
07:23a horror
07:25haven't you seen Tice's snatch before?
07:27oh my goodness
07:29yeah I've had every inch of that one
07:31inch to the floor now I'm talking about my weave honey
07:34oh
07:35how are you feeling?
07:37errr
07:38crap in my pants
07:39I'm not gonna lie to you
07:41snatch game is something I've always been very nervous about
07:44but I know it's coming you know what I mean
07:45so
07:46I'm just gonna go for it
07:48I switch my character kind of last minute
07:49doing um
07:50James Taylor plays
07:51um
07:52Captain Kent
07:52I've watched that religiously for over a decade
07:55like I know it like the back of my hand
07:56or but my heart's like
07:57you know this girl you know
07:58as long as you can make them laugh I think
08:00and sometimes it's better when people don't know the character
08:01because then they actually don't know what to compare it against
08:03that's true
08:04if they don't know the character you can sort of imprint your own style on it a little bit more
08:07yeah
08:07I love these kind of opportunities to be comedy
08:11and I enjoy not being me so
08:13I love it when you're not you as well
08:15I know
08:16and I love when you're me
08:19okay bad yeah you can have that
08:27hello govnas
08:28hey
08:30how are my fake celebrities doing?
08:32stunning
08:33perfect darling
08:36hi
08:37tea of coffee
08:38RuPaul Charles hello
08:39do you have a preference tea or coffee?
08:41well either way I take it black so it doesn't matter
08:44so last week you got some tough love didn't you?
08:47oh yes very much so
08:48there were some good things in there
08:50the performance
08:51but it's the fashion element that I really took from that
08:54you got to be careful with those proportions
08:56yeah
08:57because you are tall you have long legs you got this body
08:59and you cover it up with a goddamn ice cream cone
09:02you've got a fantastic body
09:04yeah
09:04why don't you use it more?
09:06I think when preparing for this show I sort of got it into my head that it's like
09:10got to bring gowns I've got to do this I need to switch up things a lot
09:13the thing is it's really just understanding what it is you're working with you know that's really it
09:18so snatch game I see a little kind of a little pussycat wig there
09:22yeah
09:22that is a tiny wig for a big girl like you
09:25hopefully you're thinking of James Shirley Bassey
09:28James Shirley
09:29yes
09:29of course
09:31have you done her before?
09:33do you know I haven't
09:35what impersonations have you done in the past?
09:38I've done a bit of Mel B from the Spice Girls
09:41what made you decide to not do her?
09:43well
09:44girl groups are triggering for me right now
09:46so
09:47I thought I'd avoid
09:48now Mel B there's a lot of things to play on with that
09:52but with Shirley Bassey it's just her grandness
09:55yeah
09:55use your creativity to make this thing fun
09:58you have fun with it
10:00if you have fun with it we will have fun with it
10:03alright make me laugh
10:04thank you I will
10:05alright thank you
10:06I feel like if I go with Mel B it's a bit safer but at least I can give them
10:11the bigger hair that she wants
10:13right?
10:14alright come on down Ellie Diamond
10:16hi
10:17diamonds are forever
10:18always and forever darling
10:20yes
10:20that mannequin there I know exactly who that is
10:23who's that?
10:24that girl from Little Britain
10:25Vicki Pollard played by Matt Lucas
10:27that's right now I don't know who this is here
10:29this is Sharon Osborne darling
10:31okay now have you done these characters before?
10:34I've done Vicki before in a local pub and it went over smashing it
10:38but I've never done Sharon before so but I'm gonna go with Matt Lucas
10:40okay yeah right
10:41me and my twin brother watched Little Britain when we were younger
10:43and we would always take the phrases and my mum would go
10:45stop speaking like that you need to speak normally speak normally
10:48and go shut up
10:49you know it would just be like back and forth back and forth
10:51you have a twin brother?
10:52yeah Bryce
10:53we've shared our room for several several years
10:55I wonder the camaraderie that you have with Bryce
10:58if you can recreate that in this challenge
11:01mhm
11:03do you think you can?
11:06yeah I know I can
11:07so I'm getting really emotional but I know I can yeah
11:09what are you getting emotional about?
11:12I honestly don't know
11:13like just like family is like resonate so so much
11:18with my entire upbringing it's just like
11:21oh my god I'm literally such a mess right now
11:24I don't know what's going on
11:26what's making you feel that way?
11:27it's just the emotion and the passion that I have for drag
11:30and I really want to do well
11:32and I know that they're so behind me
11:36they're so behind me
11:37and my brother Bryce especially has always always been there
11:43from womb to tomb
11:44from womb to tomb he will be there
11:46and I know that he's just gonna be like so proud when this comes out
11:49and I'm gonna do it for Bryce
11:52do it for Bryce
11:53I can't wait to see you out there
11:55please make me laugh
11:55I will do it
11:56I want you to make me laugh the way you make Bryce laugh
11:58okay
11:59I think this competition takes a toll on the best of us
12:02so like I totally get why Ellie's having a moment right now
12:05to RuPaul
12:05you don't have that support network here
12:08and it makes you miss them more
12:10because we're all here for one reason and it's to win
12:13alright it's time for Laurence Chaney
12:16alright RuPaul how's it going babe?
12:18so now Snatch Game I see two big orbs there
12:21these are in fact some chebs
12:24okay
12:25some fun bags
12:26oh I see
12:26Miriam Margulies there
12:28yes
12:28she's very famous in America too
12:30she's a great character
12:31well she's like global yeah
12:32yeah yeah yeah
12:33exactly
12:33because she is such a character
12:35she disappears into these roles
12:37right
12:37and can be anyone
12:38so I am quite nervous about that
12:41because I am quite anal
12:43and I like it too
12:44but I like to prepare things
12:47especially my asshole
12:49you know just a wee squelch squelch
12:51yes and all of that
12:52exactly
12:53yeah
12:53so I was going to ask
12:55how are you going to make Miriam Margulies funny
12:57but really the truth is
12:58all you have to do is add you
13:01to this character
13:02and it's just going to be funny
13:04just be yourself
13:05yeah
13:06alright I cannot wait to see your Miriam Margulies
13:09yeah I can't wait
13:10thank you Laurence Chaney
13:11I've been waiting a long time
13:13to get my hands on a Snatch Game
13:16there's a lot of pressure
13:17but it's going to be fun
13:19come on over Bimini
13:21I like vibes how you doing
13:22you've got your Ru Peter badge on
13:24finally
13:24finally
13:25it looks good doesn't it
13:26it looks really good
13:27now I think I know who this is
13:29based on the tracksuit
13:31and that hairstyle
13:32are you doing Jordan?
13:34Katie Price
13:35Katie Price
13:35we meet again Wu
13:36big fan
13:37I love Katie Price
13:39now will your Katie Price
13:40hold reverence to her
13:42or are you going to just
13:43take the piss
13:44I think she
13:46can take the piss
13:47out of herself
13:47and I think that's one thing
13:49that makes me feel comfortable
13:50doing her
13:50are you nervous at all
13:52about Snatch Game?
13:53I think we've just got to
13:54have fun with it
13:54not take it too seriously
13:55yeah that's what it's about
13:56you're going to do Pricey
13:58and do it my way
13:59alright darling
14:00I will see you out there
14:01see you out there babes
14:02thank you
14:02Ru seemed to like me in the
14:03Great British Fake Off Challenge
14:05so hopefully that's going to be
14:06in good stead for me
14:06but this time I ain't going to
14:08be selling cakes
14:08this time I'm selling the Pricey
14:10alright Ahura come on over
14:12hello hello
14:13how you doing you've got your
14:14Root Peter badge
14:15are you proud?
14:16I am very proud
14:17it feels like a blessing
14:18oh good
14:19well let's see if you can be
14:21funny now
14:22yeah
14:22with the challenges I go into it
14:24I'm like right your life
14:25depends on this
14:26and I just go for it
14:27full balls every time
14:28that makes sense?
14:29yeah I was just confused
14:30I've never heard the term
14:32full balls
14:33yeah like you know
14:34full balls
14:35is that a common term?
14:36it's a northern thing
14:37oh full balls
14:38yes
14:40so let's talk snatch game
14:42yeah so it's Louis Spence
14:43oh yes I've seen on YouTube
14:45dancing down the street
14:47yeah
14:47it became a reality star for being
14:49the most campiest person you've ever seen
14:51yes
14:52like over the top
14:53yes
14:54gay
14:55this is going to be a real challenge for you
14:58to come out of your comfort zone
15:00yeah
15:00and find that rhythm
15:03but do you take yourself too seriously?
15:05I don't take myself seriously
15:07but like
15:08in certain situations
15:09I've just become so
15:10like caught up in my head
15:11as George
15:12I'm not confident
15:13period
15:13like I'm not
15:14even like now I dress the way I do
15:15because I feel like
15:17this is my image
15:18that I need to portray
15:19erm
15:20I can get upset
15:22but
15:25I feel like I just rely on an image
15:27quite a lot
15:34it's the same with
15:35with my drag
15:36like
15:37I was so scared to do this with you
15:40because I'm not
15:41I don't feel like I'm
15:42this
15:43unless I've got it on
15:44does that make sense?
15:47I can feel you finding your
15:49right balance
15:51but
15:51don't lose contact
15:53with that emotional self
15:55that's part of you too
15:56you know what
15:59just now
16:00just now
16:00just now
16:01you just became very powerful
16:03because you showed that vulnerability
16:06that's
16:06full of balls
16:08the balls will fall
16:10seeing a horror talk to Rue
16:12I genuinely feel really proud of her
16:13love you
16:15thank you doll
16:15now it's like
16:16oh my god
16:17she's a human person
16:19with thoughts feelings and emotions
16:21and I kind of love that
16:23alright listen up queens
16:25in a moment you'll head to the Snatch Game set
16:27where you will meet our
16:29celebrity contestants
16:30Michelle Visage
16:32and the GC herself
16:35Gemma Collins
16:37will be here
16:38wow
16:39my god
16:40oh my god
16:41Debrin
16:42Debrin
16:43I've got very expensive hair Debrin
16:46fucking fragile
16:47good luck
16:49and don't
16:50fuck it up
16:52see ya
16:53thanks Drew
16:58hello
16:59UK
17:00it's time to play the Snatch Game
17:03let's meet
17:04our contestant
17:05she's an actor
17:06singer
17:07and producer
17:08Michelle is there anything you won't do for money
17:12up next
17:14she's a shy librarian from Essex
17:16please welcome
17:18Gemma Collins
17:19hi honey
17:20now are you
17:21a drag race fan
17:22Gemma
17:22please don't swear at me again
17:25Roe
17:26the GC is in the house
17:28are you ready to meet our stars
17:30yes
17:30bring it on
17:32alright here we go
17:33now some call her scary spice
17:35I just call her hot
17:37it's Mel V
17:39oh hello Roe
17:41are you still scary?
17:42oh I'm scary as fuck mate
17:45alright moving on
17:50psychic to the stars
17:52Sally Morgan
17:53Sally I have a question
17:54what am I thinking right now
17:55oh I'm seeing a very big role in your future room
17:58very big role
17:59oh
18:01it's got cheese and am on it
18:04she's good
18:06alright up next
18:07we've got
18:08Miriam Margolis
18:09for those of you that don't know who I am
18:12you can only describe me
18:13as
18:14a thespian lesbian
18:15thank you
18:17up next
18:18from Little Britain
18:21it's
18:21Matt Lucas
18:22or
18:23should I say
18:24Vicky
18:24Pollard
18:25now I see you all over the TV
18:27Bake Off
18:28Bake Off
18:28yeah I am
18:29and I love cakes as well
18:30love cakes I do
18:31yeah
18:31you can have some on my bun if you want
18:33Tracy big tight the lovin muffin
18:34my favorite
18:35alright up next
18:37it's
18:37Kath and Kim's
18:39Jane Turner
18:40how you going
18:41hello
18:41Ru how are you
18:42you great hunk of spunk
18:43aww
18:44she just knows exactly what to say to me
18:47alright up next
18:48we've got
18:49dancer
18:50choreographer
18:51Louie Spence
18:52hi Louie
18:53I don't even know who's going to be here today
18:55I feel like
18:55static
18:56you're static
18:57you fucking
18:58you're dancing
18:59dancing
19:00come on
19:01let's do this
19:05and
19:05tabloid royalty
19:07Katie Price is here
19:09is it cold in here
19:10or is it just my nipples
19:13you know what they say Wu
19:15what is that
19:15the nipples
19:16are the eyes of the face
19:20and you've got gorgeous nipples
19:25alright celebrities
19:26are you ready to play the game
19:30alright now Gemma
19:31Michelle
19:32here are the rules
19:33I ask a question
19:34you give an answer
19:35that you think
19:36will match our stars
19:38sound like fun
19:38yeah
19:39alright here we go
19:40Alan Carr is on the
19:42trendy new gay men's diet
19:44ooh
19:45the only thing he puts in his mouth
19:47is lettuce and bling
19:50spotted dick
19:51it looks like the celebrities are all ready
19:53hey let's go to Michelle Visage
19:54only thing he puts in his mouth
19:55is lettuce
19:56and
19:57spotted dick
19:58spotted dick
19:59yes
20:00now being American
20:01I have no idea what that is
20:02it's like a sticky toffee pudding
20:04only with raisins
20:05that sounds fantastic
20:06Gemma when's the last time
20:08you had a spotted dick
20:09last night
20:10really
20:10with extra custard
20:15all right let's see if we've got spotted dick over here with the celebrities
20:17Nel B do you have a spotted dick?
20:19well I think technically if memory serves me right
20:22this could be a match because I've redacted the second part and just written Eddie Murphy
20:27oh Eddie Murphy a spotted dick
20:30actually that's not a match
20:31let's move on down
20:32Miriam Margulies
20:33my answer is
20:35cream
20:36cream
20:37well you got half of it right
20:38well it reminds me Rue of
20:40in my early days
20:42yeah
20:43I met Laurence Olivier for the very first time
20:46and I creamed my knickers
20:49no genuinely I was throthing at the gash
20:51I was
20:52something came over me
20:53I think I thought it was him
20:55well we're looking for spotted dick
20:57thank you so much Miriam for that very descriptive answer
21:00let's move on down to Louis Spence
21:04I said
21:04air
21:05because he's a fat bastard
21:08air
21:08Louie
21:09lettuce and air
21:10out of match Michelle
21:12Katie Price we're looking for spotted dick
21:14as you know Rue
21:16you might have heard in the press
21:18I've had a hectic year
21:21my implants got held at gunpoint in South Africa
21:23did they?
21:24I walked in the stables and caught my horse cheating on me again
21:29so
21:31I didn't have time to write anything
21:35alright next question is for Gemma Collins
21:38did you hear Michelle Visage is opening up her own chippy?
21:42if you can blank the first battered sausage
21:45the second one is free
21:47now I'm imagining that's a fish and chips place
21:49yes
21:50so proud of you
21:51so here we go
21:52what say you Gemma?
21:53swallow
21:54if you can swallow the first battered sausage
21:57the second one is free
21:59do you ever swallow battered sausages?
22:02it's my favourite thing to do
22:03oh is it?
22:07what say you Psychic Sally?
22:09so I actually gave the answer up
22:11I've got a message for someone
22:12oh oh it's happening
22:14it's happening
22:15it's for you Michelle
22:16oh
22:17it's your great granddad
22:19he said cover up your slag it's cold
22:21oh
22:23sorry great granddad
22:24we did get half way through swallow before
22:26oh
22:27a swa
22:28a swa
22:29a swa
22:30a swa
22:30I think that's a match
22:32I think that's a very clear word
22:33it is a match
22:33yes you've got a match
22:34thank you Gemma Collins
22:36I knew this was gonna happen
22:37let's move on down to Matt Lucas
22:39we're looking for swallow
22:40you're familiar?
22:42oh I swallow all the time you
22:43yeah yeah yeah
22:43but I didn't write that new
22:44I actually wrote toss off
22:46toss off
22:47toss off
22:48now that's a term I've heard before
22:49I don't know what that means
22:51toss off
22:52wank
22:52oh
22:54yes
22:54not a match
22:55well it doesn't even match
22:56shut up anyways
22:57oh yeah oh sorry
22:58don't remind me
22:59let's move on down to Jane Turner
23:01I am absolutely ecstatic Root
23:04I could furl it in many waters
23:06that I was gonna get this right
23:07oh
23:08swallow hole
23:08swallow hole
23:10yes you know
23:11you know what I mean
23:12I love me a good sausage
23:13I've been talking about it all night
23:14I'm bloody obsessed you know
23:15you've got another match
23:17well done
23:18alright the next question is for Gemma Collins
23:21be outrageous
23:22Gemma Collins may have gone too far this time
23:25she started to rhinestone her blame
23:29you think about that
23:31and stars go ahead and write your answer
23:34what could it be
23:36now alright GC here we go
23:38I have been rhinestoning my whole family
23:41even the ones that are dead in the coffins
23:43I know them very well
23:46okay now let's go to our celebrities and see if we got any matches for Gemma Collins
23:51alright starting with Mel B
23:53ooh
23:53Mel B
23:54I'll try anything so I just wrote
23:55minch
23:57now what have you done to your minch scary spice
24:00oh I've winged it up
24:02I've afro'd it out
24:02and I've rhinstoned it myself dear
24:04oh
24:04you should have a go down there
24:06try a bit of bo
24:07do you remember me and Eddie Murphy
24:08well maybe later
24:09maybe later
24:10maybe later
24:11not a match for Gemma
24:12alright let's move on down to psychic Sally
24:15well I said frazzled it
24:16frazzled
24:17Darren
24:18Darren
24:18now do you keep in touch with Darren
24:20well my assistant does
24:23you know the GC's a very busy girl
24:26that's not a match for the GC
24:29alright let's move on down to Matt Locust
24:31I'm so glad you asked this question
24:33cause me and Gemma Collins had to go way back
24:35and we used to go clubbing like a lot of the times
24:37and we used to go to the toilets
24:38and we see all these men from Toys and thinking
24:40hey why are we in these toilets
24:41and then she would take out her rhinestone kit
24:43and she'd rhinestone the bell ends
24:45the bell ends
24:46the bell ends
24:47the bell ends
24:48the end of it that looks like a bell
24:50oh yeah
24:51yes yes
24:51now that I'm familiar with
24:53let's go to the judges and see what they say
24:55the judges say a no away
24:57yes
24:59Katie Price
25:00Katie Price
25:01what say you
25:02well Gemma was actually banging on my dressing room door earlier on
25:05really
25:06I let her out eventually
25:09but
25:10but she told me
25:11she's rhinestones
25:12her range
25:13of Katie Price's
25:15ramping rabbits
25:16oh
25:16ramping rabbits
25:17what is that?
25:19well
25:19you put it
25:20in your
25:20oh it's a little
25:23vibrator
25:24personal vibrator
25:25not a match unfortunately
25:27if you are looking for a bell endo
25:29they stick here
25:30okay
25:33all right
25:34our next question is for Michelle Visage
25:36and it is a video question
25:38from Donald Trump and Margaret Thatcher
25:41huge news Drew
25:43huge
25:44me and the little iron lady
25:45we're going into business together
25:47quite right
25:48me and Donald
25:50are launching a new dating app
25:53here's the catch
25:54to sign up
25:56you gotta prove
25:57that you're blank
26:00I'm dribbling
26:01all right
26:03hmm
26:04what could it be
26:05okay
26:06Michelle
26:07Trump and Thatcher are launching a new dating app
26:10to sign up
26:11you gotta prove
26:12you're
26:12an absolute
26:13bellend
26:15now I know what that is
26:16do you?
26:17yes it's the bit
26:18it's the bit at the end
26:19that's it
26:20you're watching
26:21the BBC
26:23all right
26:23let's go to our celebrity
26:24Mel B
26:25it's funny you mention the BBC
26:27because the last BBC that I was on
26:28was Eddie Murphy
26:30and he got me pregnant
26:31honestly
26:32I didn't write bellend
26:33but I'm familiar with
26:34Trump and Thatcher
26:36yeah
26:36so I just wrote
26:37white
26:38maybe a white bellend
26:39I don't know
26:40sure
26:40okay
26:41well Mel B not a match for Michelle Visage
26:43all right
26:44there's no one down to
26:45Marriam
26:46I put that you have to prove
26:47you're not
26:48a foolish bastard
26:50the pair
26:51of them
26:52foolish
26:53bastards
26:54and all I can say to add to that
26:56is arseholes will be arseholes
26:59and you're meant to just shit it out
27:01and get on with it
27:02okay all right
27:03not a match for you Michelle
27:07all right
27:07let's move on down to Jane Turner
27:08I'm thinking
27:09I like you know
27:10a real Chuck
27:11a real good hunk of spunk
27:12a real foxy moron
27:13I like a bit of beefcake
27:14you know a man who's really into this sport
27:16yes
27:16so I do like to look for a real chucky man
27:18a real chuk
27:20is it a chuk a chicken
27:22excuse me Ru
27:22you talking about my chucky neck
27:23yeah
27:24do I look chucky
27:25Ru
27:26do I look chucky do you hear
27:27no I don't mean to insult you or anything
27:30that's all right
27:30that's all right
27:31I need to move on down to Louis Spence
27:33well
27:34I want you to have to be completely flexible
27:39that's not me
27:40I'm so fucking flexible
27:42I mean my limbs are everywhere
27:44look at this
27:45oh boy wow
27:47honestly
27:48that's what you get for dance class
27:49goodness
27:50yeah I can see your bell in from here
27:53not a match for you Michelle
27:54no
27:55but did you really think you were going to get one
27:57absolutely no
27:59I had no hope
28:01oh
28:02that sound of a rabbit honey badger means that we are out of time
28:07and the winner of Snatch Game is
28:10the French
28:11c'est la vie
28:14thanks Gemma
28:16thank you Michelle Vassan
28:18thank you
28:19thank you
28:20thank you celebrities
28:21we'll see you next time on the Snatch Day
28:25woo
28:31oh
28:32oh
28:33oh
28:33yes we're back
28:33we're back
28:34we're back again
28:35that's another day
28:37elimination day
28:37it is elimination
28:38oh
28:38it's a new day in the workroom
28:41the Snatch Game is done
28:42we can't change it now
28:43our performances
28:44are going to stick with us
28:45for the rest
28:46of our
28:47life
28:52how are you feeling this morning?
28:54oh
28:55rancid
28:56you know
28:57say what you mean
28:58I know exactly
28:58I'll be honest
29:00I promise
29:00I'm just nervous that I've bombed the Snatch Game
29:03why is it always that the comedy queens
29:06bomb the Snatch Game?
29:08I feel very insecure
29:10that's okay
29:11you've got three badges on
29:13get out of your head
29:14I know
29:15I have no badges on
29:16I'm allowed to be a crazy person
29:17Lawrence holds himself to a really high standard
29:20I totally get it
29:22but now's not the time
29:23hun
29:23we're at the halfway point
29:25and I don't have a badge
29:26it's fucking terrifying
29:27I feel like
29:29because I'm like a figurehead in the Glasgow gay scene
29:33I need to be strong
29:35and be that perfect person
29:38need to be like
29:39whoosh
29:39you don't have to put on
29:41an armour
29:42just to
29:43show people that you're strong
29:45you can also
29:46feel sad that you didn't do your best
29:48there's nothing wrong with being human
29:50just because you've got a face full of makeup on
29:52yeah
29:53you're right
29:54I mean normally when I'm trying to get something out of my system
29:56I just have a shit
29:57but
29:58um
30:01fuck it up
30:02and speaking of shit
30:03look at these eyebrows
30:04those eyebrows
30:05wear
30:05aye
30:05aye
30:09Ali
30:10yesterday in the run-through
30:11seeing you kind of
30:12what you
30:13what you
30:14well you broke down hard
30:14yeah
30:15I feel like Bryce was the triggering word
30:17oh completely
30:18yeah
30:19Bryce was like
30:20always from the beginning
30:21really really supportive
30:22like I'd get picked on at school for doing it and stuff like that he'd always be the one to
30:25be like
30:25you know I mean I knew I was always different my brothers they liked the football and they liked
30:31playing outdoor sports and games where I wanted to play dress up and sew outfits for Barbies
30:35my dad he didn't like playing with Barbies growing up I like really didn't have a good
30:42upbringing with my dad yeah when I first started doing drag I would just do it in my bedroom like
30:4612 o'clock at night no one would know about it yeah it'd be very very quiet hush hush
30:50mhm and I remember like vividly like my dad like finding everything one day like you felt outed
30:56yeah well I was kind of um well I was kicked outed having a queer son wasn't such a shock
31:04to my dad
31:04I just felt horrible I didn't feel good at all to like have my dad penalize me for something that
31:10I can't help we got in the car he was like well you can either stay in the car and
31:14live under my house
31:16my reels or you can get out and live your life and I was like jeez see you later dog
31:20adios amigo
31:21I'm laughing because that's how I coped with it but at the time like
31:26you don't fucking do that to your kids you know what I mean
31:35I just never had a good relationship with my dad
31:40mom was like you need to come back home to be in a family to grow up into a family
31:43and then once
31:44you move out that's your own decision of what you want to do yeah kind of had to force myself
31:47to
31:47not be as feminine or as camp or whatever but then after a couple of months we got the drag
31:53back
31:54it was the sort of the thing where my dad turned to my mom and he was sort of like
31:57it's either me or
31:58him and my mom was like ciao bella yeah oh my god she took my side and was like you're
32:04not going to tell
32:05your son how to live exactly this is who he is that's the last thing you should be hearing kind
32:08of that from it should all be love and support and you shouldn't have to go around and dim your
32:11light for anyone it should have got to that stage where my dad had to say that stuff to me
32:16when i was
32:16really young but he did and my mom put her foot down it was inspiring because it gave me the
32:23momentum
32:24to push forward and like live my best life how is your relationship with your dad now just before
32:30leaving for the show we went out for brunch and i just explained everything how i felt and at that
32:36at the time i was like no f's given i was like i'm going to tell you exactly how i
32:39feel and how my
32:40upbringing was and how you treated me when i was younger yeah and it was tears and apologies left right
32:47and center i mean i still don't completely think he really understands drag and what i do and who i
32:52am
32:52but i would have a relationship with him so hopefully that can happen and i'm glad that i'm standing
32:59in front of this camera on rupaul's dragons uk season two at the age of 21 knowing how to do
33:05hair
33:05so pad my body and look la fiersa well it starts from within doesn't it it's like anything if you
33:13can love yourself don't know how you're gonna love somebody else can i get a gay man can i get
33:18one too
33:18gay man can i have the vegan option please
33:27to the main stage of rupaul's drag race uk michelle visage now did you learn anything from jemma
33:34collins yesterday i demand a recount the super spexy alan carr now alan can you do any impressions
33:44no but i can put my fist in my blank you're insatiable i know she's on the download podcast
33:54queen and singing sensation jesse ware is here hi now jesse have you seen our show before yeah a
34:02little bit i've seen you know seasons one to 12 and uk drag race and all stars yeah a little
34:06bit
34:07and you chose to come anyway are you crazy i love you we're happy to have you here this week
34:15we
34:15challenged our queens to snatch our attention with their funniest celebrity impersonations and tonight
34:22on the runway category is prehistoric drag from one million years bc ah i remember it well i know
34:31wasn't it fun then oh fun all those bones racers start your engines and may the best drag queen
34:40win can you feel the love first up a horror ru do you think that corset is boned
34:49i'm saving you cableman's sex i've got my bony tits my bony hips my fur is dragging and this bear
34:56is
34:56growling putting the mouth into woolly mammoth this outfit is one of the most intricate things i've
35:02ever made i had it 3d printed to every contour of my body through a scanner this mask is even
35:07shaped to
35:08every dimension of my drag maker i have given you everything on this runway there ain't an ounce of
35:13me left on these bones what do you call that a mega sore ass up next taste oh i bet
35:24she's a rock destroyer
35:27i'm serving you voodoo priestess witch doctor tribal queen realness honey i've got nails out of here
35:34how do i wipe my ass i don't know but i did it
35:39i'm stomping down this runway i'm feral i'm crawling and i'm giving you lion king for your nerve
35:45there's drool flying out of my mouth excuse me do you speak hieroglyphic
35:51oh brother it's sister sister oh bay eyes i am serving a twist on a 90s supermodel cave
36:02woman diva my hair is to the ceiling it looks good roadkill i am stomping this runway with my
36:11pussycat phony am she's as skinny as i am oh we haven't eaten in weeks now that's what i call
36:18a dry
36:19pussy up next tea of coffee she's serving erectile dysfunction i am serving you a pterodactyl on the
36:32runway you're okay hon you're looking a little beachy campery yes am i serving you body absolutely
36:41have i elevated my look there are thousands of rhinestones on this so yes i have i'm unflappable
36:48i'll get the bill up next bimini bond boulash i can see her single cell organism i'm going as
36:57bacteria because why the not it isn't what you'd think straight away when you think of prehistoric
37:02but we all started somewhere she's living in a bacterial world and she is a bacterial girl
37:09i'm under a microscope you're looking at petri dish and the bacteria's floating down that runway
37:15if you don't get it straight away read a book be afraid be very afraid
37:22up next laurence cheney oh look at that wizard sleeve
37:28i'm giving you pure cavewoman realness smile i've got my pearly white teeth that have fallen out and
37:39decayed yabba-dabba-doo brush your teeth my tiger print is hugging my hourglass figure i'm putting
37:47the ass in jurassic he's looking a bit long in the saber tooth
37:56up next led ellie damp oh i just got a boner
38:02my prehistoric runway is pebbles from the flint stones i am literally stomping the runway my hair
38:09is huge she's got a big bat and she's ready to swing it her clubbing days are behind her
38:16i'm feeling all the little like the the the the the the the the the the the fantasies raquel squelch
38:25welcome ladies now based on your snatch game performances and your prehistoric presentation
38:32i've made some decisions when i call your name please step forward shister shister
38:41ellie diamond you are both safe you may leave the stage thank you
38:56ladies you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week now it's time for the judges critiques
39:02first up a horror so we're going to start out with your snatch game character louis spence
39:07you ready to get dancing which was a huge risk was it a big enough payoff i'm not sure but
39:15i love
39:15that you took the risk and i thought it was funny i thought louis spence was a weird choice
39:20personally i don't like overtly camp men on the telly listen i love the legs flexible just like me
39:29but i just wondered where you were going to go with it i wondered the list how far you'd be
39:33able to
39:33take it and also i didn't know if i wanted you to take it that far but i thought it
39:37was perfectly
39:37managed you look amazing tonight the detail the kind of greasy hair that still looks you know
39:41fashionable i love what you've done with the bone corset very clever but you didn't blow me away with
39:46the snatch game but hey you have with this it's gorgeous all right up next taste the thing i love
39:53most about snatch game is when it goes so surreal you knew that character in and out and you got
39:59it right
39:59from the bottom of the shell so all the way to that tight curve hello everyone how are you you
40:05great hug of spank i felt like you got better and better you were so at ease and that is
40:08the best
40:09thing about snatch game when you can just you can riff you can go sometimes you lost the accent a
40:13little
40:13bit but i'll forgive you tonight on the runway this is fantastic you did your interpretation you did it
40:18different to everybody else you've done almost like this voodoo priestess i love it you look like diana
40:23ross has gone mental in a safari park gift shop i'll have it all fantastic outfit but we can see
40:29your pads through your stockings you've got to wear a few pair to sort of even that out i mean
40:35i didn't
40:35notice i looked in the mirror just now back there i was like oh but lesson learned all right up
40:41next
40:41tia coffee so you did mel b aka scary spice girl to be honest the eddie murphy bit felt like
40:48that was
40:48repetitious and there's other things we could have done do you remember me and eddie murphy
40:51i just feel you needed to really give keith lemon a run for his money who does mel b so
40:57grotesque
40:57like oh you mince teasing bastard so in a way oh sorry for you tonight on the runway i think
41:04this is
41:04definitely an improvement for you we can see your body i still think that makeup could use some work
41:10it's not terrible but it needs to be better your energy like you know dino the depressed dinosaur
41:17you know just when you come in you're like flap flap or volcano's gone off again and all that i
41:23could
41:23see you doing that i could have done with the the headdress being a bit scarier it does look a
41:29bit
41:29pigeon-y but it's going in the right direction but just come on give it a bit more room yeah
41:35i've really didn't push through enough and i just really wanted to step it up
41:43and i feel like i've let you down i don't want you to be hard on yourself
41:48look at that gorgeous body you could wear anything
41:53are you cinched no i just have a really fat ass
42:01me too thank you tia thank you
42:06up next bimini your snatch game you chose to do katie price is it cold in here or is it
42:12just my
42:13nipples and i can't tell you how fabulous it was there's a a slight thing she does with her
42:20pronunciations you hit them all it was just spot on you were poised you were in control i really quite
42:28fancied you and i would be your next husband i felt you really you had me i've got an opening
42:33do you
42:35want to see it i think we're looking at it now in your own words can you describe your outfit
42:42for us
42:42i was inspired by iris van herpen's bacteria germ kind of thing and i thought that was to me
42:48prehistoric in a sense because it's like the first cell i was like is she a vagina is she um
42:54a jellyfish
42:54so you are an amoeba yeah i invented chair right it sure looks like it that doesn't mean you don't
43:01look gorgeous the kind of botticelli hair and the shoes didn't realize it was an amoeba but hats off
43:07to you for doing something totally different than no one else has done on the stage you thought about
43:10it you went i'm gonna be an amoeba bacteria yeah i'm gonna be a bacteria good for you love thank
43:16you
43:17up next laurence cheney hi rupaul babes or with these teeth i should go all right darling
43:27wow let's talk about miriam argolese please sometimes we get too smart with our choices
43:32and i think miriam might have been a little too smart for the snatch game it was repetitive so
43:37repetitive it was the same thing over and over i mean you've got great time and you've got funny bones
43:42i
43:42just really feel like you missed a trick by the end there was nowhere really to go everything became
43:46about being a lesbian a thespian lesbian and i thought oh but she was someone else this looks fun
43:53you're channeling raquel welch i love the little details the claw mark on your chest i think the
43:58teeth is just a little touch of laurence cheney the last thing you could have done to push it over
44:02the top would have been to have really long armpit hair in one arm because i don't think they had
44:07razors and i shaved just for this look at that i was introduced to you through snatch game and i
44:12thought miriam okay too many lesbian jokes but i'm so glad that i get to see this personality that is
44:18oozing in abundance on on the runway you know everybody says that about you at what age did
44:23people start saying wow you're a little firecracker aren't you um um sorry i'm very emotional sorry
44:36what are you emotional about when i was younger bigger kid you know made fun of for you know
44:42everything under the sun kids are arseholes and having that humor is like the only thing that i was
44:49able to like punch back at i'm so sorry for because i know you're you've been so supportive of me
44:58listening listen you you are not that little boy anymore you are a fierce queen on the most
45:03incredible stage in the world but just just keep fighting because it's not an accident that you're
45:09here you know just remember that thank you thank you ladies i think we've heard enough while you
45:17untuck in the workroom the judges and i will deliberate you may leave the stage
45:26i think snatch game is probably the hardest the hardest of the challenges is the hardest
45:31thing that i've done so far well we survived it i know thank god yay good for us sexy let's
45:37bonk no
45:38that's cynical nope okay oh geez all right i can't see you got it hey girls nice to see you
45:51oh i've
45:51lost a nail ladies how are we all lovely ladies taste how you doing i'm doing good i'm doing good
45:57i'm
45:58pezzy surprised they love the snatch game they love the look yeah it went well it went well
46:04tia how are you feeling mostly i feel like i'm in the bottom yeah yeah what was it specifically
46:10they said i just didn't punch through i mean i have eyes so i understand that my look isn't
46:16quite up to par with everyone else's tia coffee come on girl i am the nicest bitch and drag after
46:24all
46:24so if she does need help packing those suitcases i will be there to do so
46:32if you if you actually did win this lip-sync it's official you're the lip-sync assassin season
46:36right now you're like the lip-sync wrestler like ninja yeah lawrence how are you doing oh it was
46:44terrible yeah oh it was awful sorry it wasn't terrible it wasn't terrible lawrence it's just so
46:52bullshit because you get so annoyed when when you're meant to be good at something and it isn't
47:01going your way through love yeah and then i fucked up a challenge on our show you can't win every
47:08challenge yeah they thought you missed the mark a little bit with your character but you know they
47:11didn't hate it they thought you had jokes they landed they thought you were funny lawrence is starting to
47:15pester me a little bit she's very negative i think after she succeeded so much in the last challenge
47:20she feels the pressure to really outdo herself but girl this isn't all about you give us some air
47:26time oh like what what what was your critiques what were they saying about your snatch going runway
47:31they all absolutely ate up the lock but at this point i just think that the fact that lawrence does
47:37have these wins could save her in this case which puts me in the the bomb against here and
47:44that does petrify me because i can't do anything in this outfit
47:49i don't believe it you can you can lip sync in that outfit you should know damn well you could
47:54potentially be in the bomb you prepare an outfit to do it in but yeah she shouldn't have been so
47:59shit babe if you're against me i can't walk in this outfit and i can't raise my arms above here
48:05so we're
48:06sorted any three of you like whoever it is go out there and fucking kill it to a good snatch
48:10game ladies
48:11well in girls and whoever has to lipstick fucking turn it out exactly yes yes yo now just between us
48:21girlfriends i want to know what you think starting with a horror i want to give a horror credit in
48:27saying she took it as far as she possibly could by doing louis spence all the elements were there on
48:32paper the fake tan the hair the pseudo lateral lisp i'm ready for the snatch game yeah you know the
48:39lisp really did get in the way but there were some funny things in there i loved the bone bodice
48:45i
48:45thought that was inspired i wish that the mask had been half so i would have been able to enjoy
48:50some
48:50makeup so you could have had a eye moment or a kind of lip moment but i thought it was
48:55decent it was good
48:55all right up next taste i loved everything taste did in that snatch game you know she freaking nailed
49:04it excuse me are you talking about my jockey nick yeah she could have gone for someone gorgeous but
49:10no what did she do she popped herself in a shell suit and stuck that really ugly tight blonde perm
49:16on her
49:16head she's just brilliant you know other people have done characters like that will just rely totally on
49:22the material but she sat into the material that made it not just an imitation on the runway you
49:28couldn't not look she commanded that stage and so i was there and i felt like i was about to
49:32watch the
49:32taste show so i feel like i've had a little taste of taste and i'm liking what i'm tasting taste
49:39up next tea coffee anyone can do mel b anyone can have that fruity laugh do the these cover yourself
49:47in
49:47leopard skin but it's just none of that it was just very flat so i just wrote mainland she knew
49:54she'd
49:54let herself down tonight on the runway i was happy to see her in something form-fitting but when you
49:58lined
49:59it all up it was kind of like it's a dress with wings and some glitter veins i i just
50:04feel like she
50:04is still trying to figure out who she is as a queen and i don't think she understands what potential
50:11lies before her well i don't think she's comfortable with knowing that beauty about her yeah i think she
50:17is hiding behind that comedy thing hey let's move on down to bimini listen she might have been a
50:22floating amoeba vagina tonight but in the snatch game she nailed it i can't tell you how hard i was
50:31laughing the nipples are the eyes of the face i was so proud of her yeah absolutely loved her as
50:38katie
50:39price it was just a complete master class she seems like she is so comfortable in her performance which
50:44made her really likeable as well either you get it or you don't well bimini gets it and i thoroughly
50:51enjoyed her katie price and i like the runway look when she said she was an amoeba i thought oh
50:56i get it
50:56it's an amoeba she wore contact lenses the braiding it looked couture it looked amazing and it fitted the
51:03brief i agree you know her runway look was editorial she editorialized the concept of prehistoric let's move on
51:12down to lawrence cheney i know how hard she's going to be on herself but the brief was what the
51:19brief
51:19was and there was a bit of a hiccup you know we're all performers we've all started a night out
51:24and then
51:25gone oh okay i haven't read the room properly this isn't going so well i creamed my knickers and it's
51:31frustrating to see him in snatch game because you know he's funnier it was a risk didn't quite pay off
51:37you're right michelle there was some struggle there and that made us the audience feel very uncomfortable
51:42the outfit wasn't the most exciting out of the girls but i'm so glad that i got to see that
51:48charm
51:48and that charisma i wish that that same charisma could have been applied to the snatch game oh i wish
51:54you did all right silence i've made my decision bring back my girls welcome back ladies i've made some
52:06decisions
52:07taste your snatch game was nice different unusual you're safe you may join the other girls thank you
52:21don't check in bimini your runway look was contagious and your katie prize was priceless
52:31congratulations you are the winner of this week's challenge you've received a coveted ru peter badge
52:42however it was quiet thank you very much you may join the other girls
52:47thank you so much
52:54dear coffee i'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination oh my god not the bottom two for
53:01a sad time no laurence cheney i'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination
53:12ahora you are safe and you may join the other girls thank you so much
53:24two queens stand before me
53:30i've consulted with the judges but the final decision is mine to make ladies this is your last chance to
53:40impress me and save yourself from elimination the time has come for you to lip sync for your life
53:56what am i thinking right now here we here we here we fucking go
54:03good luck and don't
54:06fuck it up
54:11oh
54:11oh
54:12oh
54:13oh
54:13oh
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54:14oh
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54:21oh
54:31oh
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54:44oh
54:45oh
54:47oh
54:51oh
54:53oh
54:53oh
54:55oh
54:56oh
54:57oh
54:58With you and me, my boy
55:01I wouldn't love what's right from wrong
55:05Maybe let your conscience go
55:08There's no turning back
55:11When love is poor
55:12Hold me, baby
55:15Drive me crazy
55:16Touch me
55:18All night long
55:20Make me love you
55:22Kiss and haunt you
55:24Touch me
55:25All night long
55:29Let's do it
55:35Baby, let your conscience go
55:38There's no turning back
55:41When love is poor
55:43Hold me, baby
55:45Drive me crazy
55:47Touch me
55:48All night long
55:50Make me love you
55:52Kiss and haunt you
55:55Let's do it
55:57Let's do it
56:00Get it, bitches
56:05That was more than two steps
56:07Oh my goodness
56:12Ladies
56:13I've made my decision
56:21Lawrence Chaney
56:22Chanté, you stay
56:24Thank you so much
56:31You may join the other girls
56:35I love you
56:37You fucking winged freak
56:39Oh, love you
56:42Love you
56:45Tia, coffee
56:46The question no longer remains
56:48You will always be
56:50My cup of tea
56:52Now
56:54Sashé
56:55Or way
56:56Are you sure?
56:59Are you sure?
56:59I've got no plan
57:00Are you sure?
57:01All right
57:02This has literally been
57:03The best
57:04Thank you so much
57:05Yes, Tia
57:06Love you, baby
57:09Good luck
57:10Love you
57:11You're all amazing
57:12Don't shed a tear
57:13I guess Rue just
57:15Ordered her coffee
57:16To go
57:25Listen, I was sent home
57:27By someone with
57:27Three rupees of badges
57:28So
57:29That's fine
57:30That is fair enough
57:33Can't even keep my hat on
57:35Maybe I didn't quite
57:36Get out of my head
57:37But I am so lucky
57:38And so grateful
57:39To have made it
57:40As far
57:41As I did
57:43If I could change
57:44One thing about my time
57:45On Drag Race
57:46I would probably
57:47Burn all my outfits
57:48And walk down the runway
57:49Naked every single time
57:51But
57:51I feel like I have
57:52Done myself proud
57:53And
57:54I hope that I've done
57:55Clapham proud too
57:57Clapham proud too
57:59Clapham proud too
57:59Clapham proud too
58:00Clapham proud too
58:00Clapham proud too