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00:05One, two, three, up, up, up, up, up, up.
00:08Okay, shifting.
00:09Right, right, right.
00:11Shuffling?
00:12Shuffle.
00:12Small steps back.
00:14Okay, up, up, up, up.
00:15And easy.
00:16Down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
00:19Okay, up, up, up.
00:21Yes.
00:22Yes.
00:23Wow.
00:24Oh, it looks so good.
00:26So much more space for my new custom desk.
00:28Oh, that was so nice of Dakota to make you a desk.
00:32Yeah, I think he feels bad because his daughter's school project made me have a meltdown in front
00:36of sixth graders and also question my life choices.
00:40So what's this desk going to look like?
00:42Well, I told Dakota that it needs to be full of possibilities.
00:46No time to take control of my life back.
00:49My first desk had an ashtray.
00:53Aw, man, I already sent Dakota my mood board.
00:58Anyway, thank you guys for your help.
01:00You bet.
01:01And it's toning my arms.
01:03Oh, no.
01:04I love a life refresh.
01:07Isabella, we should dye your hair.
01:10Fun.
01:11But no, my hair is perfect.
01:14Okay.
01:16Um, keep or purge?
01:18Or give to Gabby.
01:21I bought that lamp for Gracie.
01:24Aw, I didn't know that.
01:26Yeah.
01:27Chuck it.
01:29Ooh, oh.
01:31This is 100% cotton, huh?
01:35This is definitely give to Gabby.
01:39Oh, wow.
01:40Uh, my Stanford sweatshirt.
01:42Mm-hmm.
01:43Oh, that's a keeper.
01:44Getting in was a huge accomplishment.
01:48No.
01:48Nope, Gabby.
01:49It's yours.
01:50You know that is in the past, and I am looking towards the future.
01:54Score!
01:55Red is definitely my color.
01:57Right after fuchsia and burnt umber.
02:02Hey, guys, what do you say we take a little break?
02:04Sure thing.
02:05And don't purge anything in the fuchsia family until I get back.
02:12You okay?
02:13We can trade the lamp in and get your sweatshirt back.
02:17It's silly.
02:19It reminded me how fun school was.
02:21School?
02:22Oh, that thing you gotta get through to get to recess?
02:26I'm weird, I know, but I loved it.
02:29You know, pop quizzes, dry erase boards, raising your hand.
02:36You just can't do that in the real world.
02:40I'm sorry, honey.
02:41I don't get it, but I'm still sorry.
02:44Anything I can do to help?
02:46No, I'll be okay.
02:49Where do you think you're going without a hall pass, little missy?
02:54My fifth grade teacher, Miss Mackey, would have said that.
02:58You belong in Hat Beach Place.
03:04What's up, Dakota?
03:06I still can't figure out this email from Isabella.
03:09Do you know what kind of a desk is Boss Babe Chic?
03:15I'm gonna need a little more information.
03:18I'm gonna ask my daughter.
03:22Okay, you are never gonna believe what just happened to me.
03:25Okay, this lady outside saw the sweatshirt and assumed I went to Stanford.
03:32Really?
03:33I told her I would put in a good word for her son.
03:37People are so gullible.
03:40Oh.
03:42I don't know where you stole that, but there's also a school named Stanford.
03:48No, actually...
03:49What are you talking about?
03:51Gabby went to Stanford.
03:52What?
03:53No, she didn't.
03:54Yes, she did.
03:57No, she didn't.
04:00Gabby?
04:01I did.
04:04She was only there for a year, but yeah, she went.
04:09I didn't know that.
04:11Really?
04:12Really.
04:14That's crazy.
04:15Yeah, and she majored in...
04:17Got your ass.
04:21Woo-hoo!
04:23Wow!
04:25Oh, my God.
04:26You totally believed him.
04:28No, see, I knew that.
04:29You only got me for like a second.
04:31I'm not a gullible person.
04:32Emmett is just a way above average liar.
04:36Oh, my gosh.
04:37Do you know what would be so fun?
04:38For the three of us to team up and trick the customers into thinking you went to Stanford?
04:42Exactly.
04:43You know what?
04:44You're pretty quick.
04:45Well, I have pretended to go to Harvard before.
04:50I'm in.
04:51Payback for all there.
04:53Can you put the sauce on the side request?
04:57Hey, Dakota, you want to get in on our prank?
05:00Oak?
05:00Is oak boss babe wood?
05:04Leave the man alone.
05:06He's clearly got wood issues.
05:12Okay.
05:13Open your eyes.
05:14Surprise!
05:17I got you some school supplies.
05:19Aww.
05:20Thank you, Bobby.
05:22But wait, there's more.
05:24I have enrolled us into a class together.
05:28What?
05:29Am I dreaming?
05:30Are we going back to high school 21 Jump Street style?
05:34No, even better.
05:35It's an online food safety class.
05:38Oh, my gosh.
05:40Oh, my gosh.
05:42The tavern has to be recertified and I thought we could take it and have some fun.
05:46What do you think about that?
05:47I've never been so excited in my life!
05:51Is there a textbook?
05:52Will?
05:52We should start studying tonight.
05:54How many flashcards do you have in this house right now?
05:58My gut tells me not nearly enough.
06:06Proper refrigerator storage order.
06:08Go!
06:09Okay.
06:09Seafood.
06:10Pork.
06:12Remember our mnemonic.
06:14Susan bashfully poked Gargamel's Pomeranian.
06:19Poultry!
06:20There she is!
06:22Top of her game.
06:23No one's better.
06:24All right.
06:25Okay.
06:25Your turn, killer.
06:27Uh, what are the two most important steps of pre-shift hand washing?
06:31Easy.
06:32Okay.
06:34Ow!
06:34Ow!
06:35That's so hot!
06:37Step one.
06:38The water must be over 100 degrees Fahrenheit.
06:41Oh, no.
06:42I wish I wore shorter sleeves because step two.
06:45You must wash hands and forearms.
06:50Correct.
06:51And extra points for acting it out.
06:54Hit me with another question.
06:55You know, I thought it might be a good time to take a little break.
06:58From cruising?
06:59Yes.
06:59Crazy.
07:00I was thinking the same thing.
07:01Okay.
07:01Great minds.
07:02Yeah.
07:03Okay, let's go back to the beginning of this chapter.
07:05My mantra in college was, you haven't read something until you've read it three times.
07:10You know, I don't think you and I would have been friends in college.
07:15My opinion, you haven't really read Shakespeare unless you've read it in the original language.
07:28Wow, Gabby, your confidence is unnerving.
07:33It's such a rush, you know?
07:35It feels so powerful, huh?
07:38Oh, oh, oh.
07:39Here comes the guy.
07:40You ready?
07:41Born ready.
07:42Can I get an IPA?
07:43Ah, great choice.
07:45I used to love having an IPA after hitting the books at college up in California's Bay Area.
07:54She went to Stanford.
07:56Seriously?
07:57That's impressive.
07:58Yeah, and she's too modest to tell you, but she double majored.
08:02I don't like to brag.
08:05I don't like to brag.
08:05Philosophy and science.
08:08Not just science.
08:10Applied robotics.
08:13But they kicked me out of the program for trying to build a robot who could love.
08:19The faculty was scared.
08:22Cowards!
08:24Is she talking your ear off about her days on the lacrosse team?
08:29Nobody wants to hear about my incredible lacrosse career at Stanford University.
08:38Enjoy that IPA.
08:40I will.
08:47What's going on?
08:50We've convinced the entire bar that Gabby went to Stanford.
08:55Isn't that hilarious?
08:57I know, right?
08:58Why is that funny?
09:01Well, you know, I don't know.
09:06Steve suggested it.
09:07Why is it funny?
09:09Because, Gabby, you know, you're just...
09:11What?
09:14I'm just what?
09:16I'd stop talking.
09:19No, Steve, finish your sentence.
09:21I'm just what?
09:22I'm just a bartender?
09:23I didn't say that.
09:24Yeah, but that's what you meant.
09:25Emmett, help me out here.
09:26Nope.
09:29It's funny because, obviously, I'm too dumb to go to Stanford, right?
09:34Right?
09:34Yes.
09:35Oh.
09:35I mean, no.
09:36I mean, none of us could have gotten into Stanford.
09:41Okay, so you're saying that it would have been just as funny if you were the one wearing this.
09:45I mean, maybe not as funny.
09:51Take the exit ramp, man.
09:56Okay, I can't take much more of this studying.
09:59Was anybody here good at school?
10:03Not the best time for that question.
10:06Okay, I need somebody to step in here, because we all care about that girl, but I'm the only one
10:12getting punished for it.
10:14Bobby, I hope you're ready for the test tonight.
10:16It's not till next week.
10:18Not the real test.
10:20A head-to-head Thunderdome-style lightning practice test to make sure we're ready for the real test.
10:25See you at close.
10:27Get ready to get crushed!
10:33What's a Thunderdome-style lightning practice test?
10:36Well, I'm glad you asked, because you will all be staying to watch.
10:43Welcome to hell!
10:51So sweet of you to stay for this.
10:53Bobby said we had to.
10:56Well, you will not be disappointed, because in my hand I hold 200 practice questions.
11:04Okay, alright.
11:06We're not gonna do...
11:07We're not gonna do all of them, are we?
11:09Well, I mean, not tonight, but eventually, yes.
11:12Okay, Gaby, will you be our test proctor?
11:14All you have to do is choose a random set of five questions from these.
11:18Oh, gee.
11:20I hope I can figure out how to do that.
11:26Five!
11:27Five!
11:28Is that like six, but small?
11:32Come on, Gaby.
11:34I actually believed you went to Stanford, remember?
11:37That makes me the dumb one.
11:39Wow!
11:41Wow!
11:42No.
11:43No, no, no.
11:44It's not like...
11:45Ah!
11:48So, what are the rules, and how do I bet on it?
11:52First off, there's no holding back, okay?
11:54I want to win fair and square.
11:56Best of five, no buzzing in.
11:58When you know the answer, you say the answer.
12:00You ready?
12:01Yes.
12:01See?
12:02I knew the answer, and I just said it.
12:05Five bucks on Bobby.
12:07Nothing says romance like gambling on your lady.
12:13That's a good investment.
12:16I'll take that action.
12:18Ladies and gentlemen, we have quite a match-up today.
12:22In this corner, we have Bobby McAllister weighing in at...
12:25Bobby, what do you weigh?
12:26One hundred and none of your business.
12:29Fine.
12:31Question one.
12:32How many hours can cold food be held without refrigeration?
12:38Six.
12:38Yes.
12:39Question two.
12:40An infrared thermometer is...
12:42Used to measure temperature without direct contact.
12:45And...
12:45Uh-oh, Bobby.
12:46Looks like my temperature is off the charts.
12:48Oh-oh!
12:50Simmer down.
12:51I'm just getting warmed up.
12:53Question three.
12:55What is the minimum cooking temperature of a veal chop?
12:58One forty-five.
12:59Correct!
13:00Dang it!
13:01If you want to do it right, take it off the heat at one thirty,
13:04tin it with foil, rest it for ten minutes, and serve with horseradish.
13:14Okay.
13:15Question four.
13:16What does the T stand for in the food safety acronym ALERT?
13:21Assure.
13:22Look.
13:23Threat.
13:23Yes.
13:25You better watch your back, little sister, cause that's what I am.
13:28Ooh!
13:29Ooh!
13:32Isn't Gabby doing such a good job at this?
13:34Okay.
13:35You're not.
13:39Okay.
13:39It is two to two.
13:41Final question.
13:41Winner takes all.
13:43If lasagna is removed from heat at eleven, by what time must it be served according to
13:49safety guidelines?
13:51Five o'clock!
13:52Boom!
13:53Incorrect!
13:53What?
13:57Hot food has a shorter shelf life than cold food.
14:00Three o'clock.
14:01Yes!
14:02And the new food safety champion is a Bobby McAllister.
14:06Woo-hoo!
14:07Woo-hoo!
14:11Always bet on your lady.
14:13Yeah!
14:14Hey, since we're all here, maybe we can talk desks.
14:19Well, since I won so fast, I think we have time for that.
14:24Well, hang on.
14:25That last question wasn't fair, okay?
14:27Gabby picked one that was easy for you.
14:29Isabella, you're being a sore loser.
14:30Well, you're being unfair.
14:32But, whatever.
14:33Fine.
14:34You won.
14:35Good for you.
14:36Going home.
14:44First of all, you drive like a maniac.
14:49Didn't you see me behind you flashing my brats?
14:52I thought it was a crazy person.
14:53It was!
14:54Me!
14:55Because you're driving me crazy.
14:57Look, I'm not in the mood to talk right now, Bobby.
15:00Good, because I'm not here to talk.
15:02Pop quiz!
15:03What are you doing?
15:05Oh, you wanted best out of seven.
15:06Well, let's get to it.
15:08Okay?
15:10True or false?
15:11You're acting like a brat.
15:13Please.
15:14True or false?
15:16False.
15:17Wrong answer.
15:20True or false?
15:21You're mad at me, even though this whole time I've been trying to help you.
15:26True.
15:28Okay.
15:30This is the last one, and it's an essay question.
15:34Why?
15:36I don't know.
15:38What school did you go to that you can think, I don't know, is an essay?
15:44Well, I don't.
15:45Okay?
15:47I don't know anything.
15:48I don't know who I am anymore, I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what type of
15:53stupid desk to put in my stupid room that'll help me get my life back together.
15:56It's a lot of pressure to put on a desk.
15:58It's a lot of pressure to put on a desk.
15:59I know!
16:02It's dumb, but I realize that it's not the fun of school that I miss.
16:09It was a certainty.
16:11You know, I knew exactly who I was, and I just don't know how to get that back.
16:18I hope you never get it back.
16:22Rude.
16:26Look, certainty is a trap that keeps your life small.
16:32I was certain that I would never find love again after Travis passed.
16:37I was wrong.
16:39Aw.
16:40Cute.
16:41Can we get back to me though?
16:46You know what else I was absolutely certain about?
16:49What?
16:49That I didn't need a little sister.
16:51Which is crazy, because you're one of the greatest joys of my life.
16:56Really?
16:57Even when I'm a brat?
16:58Ah, you're not a brat.
17:00You said I was.
17:01I did?
17:01Yeah.
17:02I came in hot.
17:14What's this?
17:15I got you a new sweatshirt, but you can only wear it when you're with me.
17:25It's cute.
17:28I feel like you think I said something I didn't say.
17:31And you're mad at me even though I...
17:33I'm not mad at you, okay?
17:37Okay.
17:40I owe you an apology.
17:42I was acting like a baby and after seeing Isabella I realized that is not a good look.
17:49It's okay.
17:51But I'd be more okay with an explanation.
17:54I have this voice in my head and it is always telling me that I'm not smart enough or I'm
18:02not good enough or, you know, just not enough.
18:06And that is who I am really mad at.
18:10It's good to know I'm not the only one who does that.
18:13What's your sound like?
18:16Gilbert Godfrey doing an impression of my mom.
18:22Brutal.
18:23Yeah.
18:24I just hate it.
18:26You know, and once it starts, I just, I can't make it stop.
18:30You know what I do?
18:31What?
18:31I tell me to leave me the hell alone.
18:35Okay.
18:36Oh, I'm serious.
18:37Hey, me.
18:38You listen to me.
18:40At the end of the day, we're all us, so be nice or else.
18:48Oh, it works.
18:49I swear.
18:50Try it.
18:53Stop being mean to me.
18:56Uh, that's not gonna make Mommy Godfrey shut up.
19:00Louder.
19:02Stop being mean to me, me.
19:05Yes.
19:06Leave my friend alone.
19:07Yeah.
19:08We are a smart, capable woman and you don't get to tell us who we are just because you're up
19:14there.
19:14So you know what?
19:15Either pipe down or hit the road, peaches!
19:22That was great.
19:24How do you feel?
19:25Silly.
19:27A little better.
19:29And you know, you don't just have to talk to yourself.
19:32You can also talk to me.
19:35Thanks, Steve.
19:36You're welcome.
19:38Us damaged people have to stick together.
19:43So how often do you talk to yourself?
19:46My neighbors think I have a roommate.
19:53Ooh, I can't wait to see it!
19:55This was so sweet of you, Dakota.
19:58Well, furniture's important.
20:00It's like giving somebody a new wooden roommate.
20:03That sounds like a sad kids movie.
20:07I was struggling.
20:09The first sketch that I had was powerful, but not chic.
20:13And he thought his second sketch was chic, but not powerful.
20:17So I told him, just make a desk that's like Isabella.
20:23Oak.
20:25Strong and supportive, just like you.
20:27What do you think?
20:29Give to Gabby?
20:31No.
20:32I love it.
20:34It's better than anything I could have imagined.
20:36Thank you, Dakota.
20:39There's no ashtray.
20:42Well, just tell us where to put it.
20:45Us ladies, we already have our system in place.
20:48Back up.
20:49Back it up.
20:50Back it up.
20:50Back it up.
20:51On three.
20:51One, two, three.
20:52Oh!
20:53All right.
20:53Turn.
20:53Turn.
20:54Turn.
20:55Turn.
20:56Turn.
20:59Down.
21:02Down.
21:04Down.
21:04Down.
21:04There we go.
21:06Ooh!
21:06Let me see.
21:07Aw, it looks great!
21:09Oh, not quite done yet.
21:13Oh, now it is.
21:18Give to Gabby?
21:22Oh.
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