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00:04This is just about the weight of the hamster I had when I was a kid.
00:08Little Tex weighed half a pound.
00:11I'm going with that.
00:12All right.
00:15Point seven, four pounds.
00:19Oh, my gosh!
00:21That's exactly right!
00:24You know, if you did that trick in a tiny village, they'd make you their king.
00:30Emmett Hawkins, tater king.
00:33And you could be my tater queen.
00:37Oh, thank you, my lord.
00:40And we'd live in a large castle and have lots of little tater tots.
00:45Hey, did you know our anniversary's coming up?
00:48Oh, of course I did.
00:51Really?
00:52Well.
00:53Then how long have we been a thing?
00:55I guess you could say when Isabella made us go to the dumb arcade.
01:00Nope.
01:01You were too chicken to do anything.
01:03All right.
01:04What about when I ask if I can come by and check on you and Isabella?
01:08Nope, again, but you're getting warmer.
01:10How about the day I actually came by and checked on you and Isabella?
01:14Ding, ding, ding, ding!
01:15Which means we're having an anniversary, celebrating three months.
01:24Months.
01:25Three months.
01:27Well, let's go back to weighing potatoes.
01:31Sometimes it feels like a big old fight
01:35To get through the day and sleep on through the night
01:39But here you'll find a place
01:42That'll surely lift your spirits
01:45You belong in Hat Beach Place
01:52Aw, aren't they cute?
01:55What?
01:56I had a dream about you last night.
01:59I'm not this again, Steve.
02:01I can't be responsible for what I do in your dreams.
02:05You told Bobby Emmett's secret
02:07That he's known about Isabella for years.
02:10God, it's bad enough when my wife does this.
02:13Listen, Takura.
02:22Listen, it felt completely real.
02:24Except that we were standing on quicksand
02:26Which makes no sense because we were on a train.
02:31None of this makes sense, Steve.
02:34Just know that I'm watching you and I don't miss anything.
02:37Good morning.
02:40Now that's on you.
02:46Hey, hey.
02:48Uh, is everything okay?
02:50Yeah, why?
02:51Because you never cook this late and you're dressed like a trad wife.
02:56What's a trad wife?
02:57Just Google it.
02:58There's a ton of influencers who can't wait to explain it to you
03:01While they make a cobbler from scratch.
03:06Well, I'm making chicken piccata for Emmett
03:09Because our anniversary is tomorrow.
03:13Cooking for a cook.
03:14Pretty bold.
03:16I just want to make the perfect meal.
03:17You know, speak his love language.
03:19Love language?
03:21Somebody read the book I gave her.
03:24I just want to make him feel special.
03:26Which reminds me, I need a favor.
03:29Anything.
03:29I need you to get lost.
03:32So Emmett and I can have some privacy.
03:35Ah, easy.
03:37I'll just hang out at Gabby's.
03:38She found out I haven't seen the movie Beaches
03:40And wants to watch it through my virgin eyes.
03:44Okay, tell me how you feel about this.
03:49Oh!
03:50No.
03:51Not good.
03:52Oh, dang it.
03:54Oh, I hadn't done it in a while.
03:55I guess I'm a little rusty.
03:57It tastes like rust.
04:00That's the word I was looking for.
04:05You bastard.
04:09Have another dream, Steve?
04:12Yes, I did.
04:13An innit.
04:26In it, you told Emmett's secret to Bobby
04:29And she started crying.
04:30I was so shocked I would have sprung right out of bed,
04:33But I couldn't.
04:33I was trapped under my weighted blanket.
04:36I think you're just worried about keeping the secret
04:39And it's easier to blame me.
04:40Of course I'm worried.
04:41Oh.
04:47Okay.
04:49What is it with you two?
04:50What do you mean, Gabby?
04:52I mean, since yesterday you've been all
04:54Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep!
04:56Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep!
04:59What gives?
05:00Okay, here's what gives.
05:02Takuta and I are having a conversation about a private matter,
05:05and we would very much appreciate it if you kept your nose out of our business.
05:11No.
05:15Wow.
05:17Whatever you're hiding must be good.
05:20Yeah, I'm just a little hurt that you wouldn't trust me.
05:23I'll put your secret in the old Gabby vault for safekeeping.
05:28That's okay.
05:30That's okay.
05:34It's going to be a slow day at work,
05:36and I'm a bored, middle-aged, single woman with no real hobbies.
05:42I don't even crush candy.
05:48Your secret just became my new obsession.
05:53Ha ha ha ha!
06:03Hey, Bobby said that you wanted to talk to me.
06:06I also want to talk to you.
06:08I want to give Bobby and Emmett some privacy tonight.
06:11Can I come over to your place?
06:12Yes!
06:14Oh, my gosh, yes!
06:16Okay, all right, I just need to get my Beaches DVD back from my neighbor.
06:19But don't worry, I've got a key to replace.
06:22And by that, I mean I made a duplicate.
06:26Oh, what did you want to talk to me about?
06:29Steve and Takuta have a secret.
06:32I love that for them.
06:33No.
06:34No.
06:35We need to find out what it is.
06:37It's none of our business, Gabby.
06:39Boring.
06:40Okay, I'm going to get Bobby.
06:41No.
06:42No, Bobby is busy.
06:43Of course she's busy.
06:44We're all busy.
06:45No one wants to be alone with their own thoughts.
06:48Look, I'll help you figure out what the secret is if you leave Bobby alone.
06:52She's got enough on her plate right now.
06:54But will you really help?
06:55Not just pretend to help?
06:57Like my mom did when I accidentally fell into the deep end?
07:01Where was the lifeguard?
07:03She was the lifeguard.
07:05No, no, I am 100% in, okay?
07:08Love a cup of piping hot tea.
07:10Ah, good.
07:11Okay, Gabby is happy.
07:13Here is the plan.
07:15If we just ask Steve, he's going to start lying.
07:18Which is entertaining, but that's a game for another day.
07:22So we go to Takuta because he never lies.
07:25Yes.
07:26He has a strong set of morals.
07:28So let's exploit them.
07:31Hey, y'all getting ready for your big fun girls night?
07:35Tonight, you and Emmett will have the place to yourselves.
07:38Oh, yeah.
07:40Brown chicken, brown cow.
07:45Don't do that again.
07:50Brown chicken, brown cow.
07:52Brown chicken, brown cow.
07:55Oh, Happy's Place, yes.
07:56Gabby's speaking.
07:57No, you go first.
07:58What are you wearing?
08:05Where's Emmett?
08:05Shh, shh.
08:07Quick, help me find his recipe box.
08:10Recipe box.
08:11Adorable.
08:12Maybe it's by his spectacles or his ear trumpet.
08:16I know he's got a recipe for chicken piccata somewhere.
08:21Aha!
08:22Found it!
08:23Chicken piccata!
08:26Go throwing a chicken recipe behind your lover's back.
08:29So sneaky.
08:30So romantic.
08:32Like a turn-of-the-century romance novel.
08:35I just want us to have a very special dinner.
08:37Is that silly?
08:38Not at all.
08:40You're just a gorgeous chambermaid who doesn't know how to cook, but has caught the eye of a local railroad
08:44tycoon.
08:46Sorry, I'm just really into the romance genre.
08:50But get ready to swoon, because I've decided tonight I'm going to tell Emmett I love him.
08:57What a twist!
09:00That's incredible.
09:00How do you feel?
09:02Like a plate of Jell-O in an earthquake.
09:05You know, it took me a whole year to tell Travis, because I couldn't find the right time.
09:09So I'm going to create the right time with Emmett.
09:12Then I hope it's everything you want.
09:14Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
09:16What are y'all doing?
09:17Oh.
09:19I was, uh, I was just telling Isabelle about our potato game.
09:25Love the potato game.
09:27So fun.
09:28Really?
09:29Remind me what the rules are again.
09:31Well, first of all...
09:32Not you.
09:34Her.
09:36As you know, it's figuring out which president's head is shaped like the potato.
09:43So we got another Grover Cleveland over here.
09:49Y'all want to go?
09:50Yeah.
09:58Hey, Dakota.
09:59Hey.
10:00What time is it?
10:032.45.
10:04Wrong!
10:07It's time for...
10:09Truth Talk!
10:11What have you and Steve been whispering about?
10:14Is it about me?
10:14Or me?
10:15He blinked.
10:16Ah-ha!
10:17I think that's just how eyes work.
10:20What's going on?
10:22Why are you talking to them?
10:23Dakota, don't say a word.
10:24You're coming with me.
10:25Oh, no you don't.
10:27Truth Talk is not over.
10:28Get a hobby.
10:29Oh, come on.
10:30Oh, you're both surprisingly strong.
10:33Debbie!
10:34Shh, shh, drop it.
10:36Drop it.
10:36Shh.
10:37Okay.
10:39Dakota?
10:40I'll deal with you later.
10:43I never choose violence, but if you follow us, I will be forced to activate my helicopter
10:47arms.
10:48Oh, okay.
10:49Oh, I'm so scared.
10:50Activate!
10:51Oh, God!
10:51Oh, God!
10:52Jeez!
10:53Oh, God!
10:54I'm hit!
10:55I'm hit!
10:59I'm hit!
11:01We don't want to be disturbed.
11:05I know the feeling.
11:08If Bobby finds out the secret, it could blow up their whole relationship.
11:12I'm nervous, Steve.
11:14And cold.
11:15So cold.
11:18We need to find a way to keep Cagney and Lacey away from you.
11:22Wait, got it.
11:24What is it?
11:25Just trust me, I'll handle it.
11:34Will you leave me and everyone else alone if I tell you the secret?
11:40Absolutely.
11:42And promise not to breathe a word of it to anyone, even Gabby?
11:48Okay.
11:52Dakota's in love with you.
12:05Dakota's in love with you.
12:12Of course.
12:23Tips for good tonight?
12:24Yeah, pretty good.
12:26Nice.
12:29Nice.
12:32Oh, God, you can cut the tension with a knife.
12:37You're sweet, kid, Dakota.
12:39And you wouldn't be the first.
12:45Thanks.
12:46You're sweet, too.
12:47And I don't know what that second thing means.
12:52What does anything mean?
12:55We're just bodies moving in space.
13:08Dakota, are you in love with me?
13:09What?
13:10No!
13:11I mean, I'm sorry.
13:12I don't mean to make it sound like you're not lovable.
13:14I mean, you're fun and beautiful and womanly.
13:17Stop!
13:21If you're not in love with me, why would Steve tell me you were?
13:25That ass!
13:28He probably did it so that the two of us would be too uncomfortable to talk to each other.
13:33That ass!
13:37Listen, Dakota, I know the secret is about me, not Gabby.
13:42So I'll leave it up to you.
13:44Is it something that you think I have the right to know?
13:50Yes, it is.
13:54Emmett's known about you for years.
13:59What?
14:01Isabella, I'm sorry.
14:03I know this is a lot.
14:06Wait, so how many people know?
14:10Does Bobby know?
14:12No.
14:13Emmett wanted to tell her before they got too serious, but things between them just happened
14:17really fast.
14:19Yeah, they did.
14:21And they're about to get faster.
14:23I have to stop her.
14:26Isabella, I do love you.
14:28Like a sister.
14:31Yeah, okay, I gotta go.
14:38That was absolutely fantastic, Bobby.
14:42I'm going to need to get that recipe from you.
14:44Oh, well, I have a confession to make.
14:47That is your recipe.
14:50I stole it from your kitchen.
14:52I know.
14:53That's why I'm going to have to get that recipe from you.
14:57Here you go.
14:59Oh, thank you.
15:00I just wanted our meal to be perfect.
15:03Oh.
15:09I'm so happy right now.
15:11Hmm, me too.
15:13More than happy.
15:16Emmett Hawkins, I want you to know.
15:20Hey, what's crack-a-lacky?
15:24I mean, you know, dinner for two.
15:29Yum.
15:31Mm-mm.
15:33Tell me ten things you did today.
15:39Are you okay?
15:41Yeah, I'm fine.
15:42I was just talking to Steve and Takoda about the past and old promises.
15:50I thought you had a girl's night with Gabby.
15:53Was that tonight?
15:55I am such a goof.
15:57No, you're not.
16:00Not what?
16:02A goof.
16:04You're one of the most thoughtful people I've ever known.
16:08And thanks.
16:12Bobby and I are going to talk now.
16:17Okay.
16:28Emmett?
16:30I'm going to tell you something that I should have told you when we first started dating.
16:33Okay.
16:38I have known about Isabella for years.
16:43What?
16:45Happy and I went to the fishing shack one day, and everything was just as normal as it could be.
16:51And out of the blue, he just turned around and looked at me, and he said,
16:57I had an affair with another woman, and we have a child together.
17:06You knew this whole time?
17:07He made me promise to never tell a soul.
17:16He was my best friend, Bobby.
17:19Yeah.
17:21Yeah.
17:25Hey, you know, I think I'm going to have to sit on this a while.
17:30Okay.
17:34All right.
17:34Well, I'll get out of here and let you do that.
17:37Okay.
18:05Is Bobby here?
18:07No, just Emmett.
18:08Does anybody else's stomach hurt?
18:12Steve, tell them.
18:14I think everyone already knows.
18:15Tell them.
18:16Dakota doesn't love you.
18:19We know.
18:21We know.
18:21Yeah.
18:21I love you as friends.
18:24Steve, not so much.
18:28Oh, I'm sorry I said someone loved you.
18:32Isabella, I'm sorry you had to find out about Emmett's secret this way.
18:36How are you doing?
18:38Honestly, I'm just worried about Bobby right now.
18:41Well, since everything's out in the open, can we all agree not to keep secrets from each other anymore?
18:48Sure.
18:48Yeah, I backed into Steve's car.
18:55Good morning.
18:57Hey.
18:58Hi.
19:07Bobby.
19:12I'm so sorry you found out the way you did.
19:14I know you are, Emmett.
19:16I'm not here to fight with you.
19:17Oh, good, because I didn't get a wink of sleep last night.
19:22Yeah, me neither.
19:23And while I was not sleeping, I was trying to put myself in your shoes.
19:27And boy, howdy.
19:29Daddy really put you in a rough situation.
19:32Well, I was going to tell you at first, but then I kept, you know, putting it off until he
19:38just felt like it was too late.
19:41Well, you made a promise.
19:42And I respect you for keeping it.
19:44You were a good friend.
19:47You saying that means the world to me.
19:52But I think that's all the two of us can be.
19:57Just good friends.
20:05Well, are you ending things between us?
20:08Because that's, that's not what I want at all.
20:14I just don't have it in me to be anything more than that right now.
20:28Hey.
20:29Hey.
20:30Is everything okay?
20:31Yeah.
20:32Yeah.
20:33Thanks.
20:34You okay?
20:36Yeah.
20:37Thanks.
20:45I love you.
20:46I love you, too.
20:55so when exactly did you back into my car three weeks ago you didn't tell me you didn't notice
21:02it the first time so i figured you wouldn't notice it the second time you hit my car twice
21:11oh good lord i get no credit for being honest i love you gabby i knew it
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