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00:07Do you think it's strange that the highest compliment you can pay a chef is to pantomime
00:13kissing a duck on the lips and the duck's head explodes?
00:19I'm going to need some more coffee.
00:23What are you talking about?
00:25When you asked that gentleman if he was enjoying his food, he did this.
00:31Steve, you quack me up.
00:37Bonjour, mes amis!
00:40That's French for howdy, y'all.
00:43What's with the box?
00:44For every croissant you buy at Patsy's Pastries this week, you get a raffle ticket for a trip to France.
00:50So, voila!
00:53I bought 20 croissants.
00:55That's just a silly sales tool.
00:57And the odds of you winning, pardon my French, big fat zero.
01:05Maybe.
01:05But isn't it worth it to dream of Paris?
01:12Now I see the duck.
01:16Good morning, everyone.
01:18Good morning.
01:19Sorry I'm late.
01:21But today, I'm not just late for work.
01:28Oh my gosh, are you?
01:30Gabby, are you?
01:31I just may be.
01:32Someone please finish a sentence.
01:35I'm pregnant.
01:39Oh, congratulations, Gabby!
01:42I'm going to be Tia Isabella.
01:45That's wonderful, Gabby.
01:47I didn't know you got your test results back so quick.
01:50Oh, no, those weren't pregnancy tests.
01:52Those were just some tests to determine my chances of carrying a child.
01:54And, uh, I guess we found out the answer to that already.
01:58Yeah.
01:59But if you didn't take a pregnancy test, how can you be sure?
02:03Oh, Bobby, I am sure.
02:06Let's just say that my body is always on time.
02:09I'm like a Swiss watch.
02:11Like a Japanese train.
02:15Like a birthday card from my mom a week after my birthday.
02:20Congratulations, Gabby.
02:22OCD hug?
02:24Oh, gosh, I'm just, I'm so excited.
02:27I have to pee.
02:30Don't forget, you're peeing for two.
02:34This is amazing.
02:35Yep.
02:36Yep.
02:37That's your reaction?
02:39Yep.
02:40Well, I think it's just a little early to be celebrating.
02:44Sometimes Gabby can be like a young child holding a big clump of balloons.
02:49You mean happy?
02:52I mean, I don't want her floating off into space.
02:55I lost an uncle that way.
02:58Skinny guy.
02:5980th birthday.
03:03You know what you need?
03:04What's that?
03:05A trip to France.
03:06I'm going back to Patsy's for more croissants.
03:11Sometimes it feels like a big old fight
03:14To get through the day and sleep on through the night.
03:19But here you'll find a place that'll surely lift your spirits.
03:24You belong in Hat Beach Place.
03:30Hey, uh, is Gabby's skin more radiant because she just asked me if it was?
03:37And, uh, I said yes.
03:41Is that the right answer?
03:43Yes, it was.
03:45Well done.
03:46You got off easy.
03:47She tells me, feel my boobs.
03:50They're fuller.
03:53That doesn't sound so bad to me.
04:01Oh, no.
04:02What's wrong?
04:03You got to the end of TikTok and realized you just wasted your life?
04:08No.
04:09The bluegrass band I booked for tonight just canceled.
04:12It's Tennessee.
04:13Go outside and throw a rock.
04:15You can hit a banjo player.
04:16Oh, my daddy always used to say,
04:20You know the difference between an onion and a banjo?
04:23What?
04:24Nobody ever cries when they're chopping up a banjo.
04:29This must have been what Hee Haw was like.
04:33Anyway, I've got a band to find.
04:36Okay.
04:39Hey, if you showed up for live music
04:41and instead it was a suspiciously available party princess,
04:44would you be mad?
04:45I'd be confused.
04:47What's going on?
04:48Oh, our band for tonight canceled at the last minute.
04:51You just can't trust musicians.
04:53Rude.
04:54My band would never do that.
04:55Wait, you're in a band?
04:57We're called Sunburst.
04:59Named after the flower, not the orange juice.
05:03It's just me and a couple of other dads from my kids' preschool.
05:07Ah, the cool dads.
05:09You guys any good?
05:10Ask Emmett and Steve.
05:11They came to see us play.
05:12They said we were amazing.
05:15Well, that's all I need to hear.
05:16Can you guys play tonight?
05:18Absolutely.
05:20I'll call the guys.
05:21Tonight we're going to rock.
05:23Assuming we can get sitters.
05:28Okay, guys, I need you to help me pick out a baby name.
05:31And it has to pass the playground test.
05:34What's the playground test?
05:35Well, you can't name your kid anything that rhymes with something bad.
05:38You know, name your son Bart, bullies call him fart.
05:41Name your daughter Gabby, bullies call him blabby.
05:44Or crabby.
05:45Or jolly blonde giant with no friends.
05:50What's going on?
05:51Talking baby names, uncovering childhood traumas.
05:53Just a typical Wednesday.
05:55Do you have any suggestions for Gabby's little one?
05:58It just shouldn't rhyme with a curse.
06:00Oh.
06:01Well, I like the way they used to do it back in the Middle Ages.
06:04Wait till the kid's 34 years old and then give them a name.
06:09Wow, when's the last time you heard someone say,
06:11I liked it how they did it in the Middle Ages?
06:15Carry on.
06:15Well, wait, wait, Bobby, don't you want to help?
06:17No, I don't think I'd pass the rhyme test.
06:19Probably because I know too many cuss words.
06:23Well, Bobby, I mean, maybe it's just my hormones making me extra sensitive,
06:28but I feel like you're not totally excited for me.
06:30Oh, no, honey, I am excited for you.
06:33But?
06:34I just don't want you to get too excited because then you'll be disappointed.
06:39Okay, but Bobby, that's not going to happen.
06:41Okay, there is something going on in my body.
06:45Here, feel my boobs.
06:53Thanks, but I have a feeling they're just going to be the same as they were this morning.
06:58Bobby, look, I have been not pregnant my whole life,
07:01and I know what that feels like.
07:02This is different, and, you know, I just want to enjoy every moment.
07:07And you should.
07:08Don't pay any attention to me.
07:10Well, you're kind of hard to ignore when you're doing this whole Bobby Bummer thing.
07:16You're always expecting the worst.
07:19Ooh, I have to pee again.
07:20This is so exciting.
07:22I pee now when I'm excited.
07:29Bobby Bummer.
07:31I'm not like that, am I?
07:33You?
07:33No.
07:36Not really.
07:38Not all the time.
07:40Not about everything anyway.
07:42Work, work.
07:45That was pretty weird, what Gabby said about me, right?
07:49Definitely.
07:50Yeah.
07:51You know the weirdest part?
07:52What?
07:52Bummer and Bobby don't even rhyme.
07:56But it still works.
08:06Um, I heard you hired Takoda's band to play tonight.
08:10That's right.
08:11You know, I haven't seen him this happy since that butterfly landed on his shoulder.
08:17Okay, you cannot hire Sunburst to play here.
08:20Their style is not a good fit for the tavern.
08:23Why?
08:24What type of music do they play?
08:26Folk?
08:27Rock?
08:27Country?
08:29Death metal.
08:33Sunburst is a death metal band?
08:36Emmett and I watched them play at a biker bar.
08:38They got fired because they were too loud.
08:41He told me you guys said they were awesome.
08:43We lied.
08:45Music is subjective, you know?
08:48I hear some people don't like Beyoncé.
08:54Why are you whispering?
08:55I don't want the hive to hear me.
09:00Okay, I sent you a YouTube link of them playing in his garage.
09:07Aw, cute.
09:09Look at them all dressed in black and...
09:11Oh!
09:12Oh!
09:13That is very loud.
09:15Ah, so much feedback.
09:17Is that singing?
09:19No.
09:19Oh, when will it stop?
09:20Please make it stop!
09:22Ugh!
09:23Not exactly Halo, huh?
09:28Listen, you cannot hire them to play here.
09:31His heart will break when all the customers run out screaming.
09:35Just like the bikers did.
09:39Guys, I just got an alert that Sunburst's got another view on YouTube.
09:45Wow!
09:46And how many is that?
09:47Fifteen!
09:49Fifteen!
09:50Fifteen whole views!
09:52Oh!
09:56Oh, God!
10:00Oh, God!
10:17You're a wild guess here.
10:18You got something on your mind?
10:20It's that baby thing.
10:22Gabby called me Bobby Bummer.
10:23She said, I'm always expecting the worst.
10:26Am I like that?
10:27Well, if you are, you're expecting me to say yes.
10:30Is that what you're expecting?
10:33Yes.
10:35Then you answered your own question.
10:37What's happened to me?
10:40I'm an optimist.
10:41Daddy always said, I'm either looking at the bright side or polishing a turd.
10:47Well, that's right.
10:48Then he had to go and screw it all up by dying.
10:53I appreciate you trying to lift my spirits.
10:57Look, I brought it up because when Happy got sick, you said he wasn't going to die.
11:02But, he did.
11:05What's your point?
11:06It's this.
11:08One reason it hurt so bad was because you were an optimist.
11:11You weren't expecting the worst.
11:13Oh, and if I had have been expecting the worst, it probably wouldn't have hurt so much.
11:17Probably.
11:18So, if that's how you're looking at things now, it makes sense.
11:22Well, guess what?
11:24My good friend Gabby is excited about something, and I'm going to be excited about something, too.
11:29Well, you just go ahead and get excited.
11:32Thanks, Emma.
11:32This helped a lot.
11:33Glad to hear it.
11:36Now, I'm kind of depressed.
11:42Let me guess.
11:43You still haven't broken the news to tech code.
11:46How'd you know?
11:52Seeing his hair that close to the chili makes me anxious.
11:57This is awful.
11:59If I do fire him, or if I don't, either way, the sweetest man on earth gets his feelings hurt.
12:05God, why can't Dakota be a worse person?
12:08May I make a suggestion?
12:10Please.
12:11Lie.
12:14Or maybe you tell him the news.
12:16I would love to help, but I have a doctor's appointment.
12:19Oh, dang it.
12:20Lying.
12:23Okay, okay.
12:24I can do this.
12:25Okay.
12:27Dakota, I need to talk to you about Sunburst.
12:30Did I tell you that my mom's going to be coming to the show?
12:34No.
12:36She is so excited, and she never gets a chance to leave the nursing home.
12:42Where she works?
12:45No, she lives there.
12:47She even wrote Sunburst on her oxygen tank.
12:52Wow.
12:54So, what did you want to say?
13:01Dakota, I'm sorry, but Sunburst can't play at Happy's Place tonight.
13:05Oh, no.
13:06Why?
13:10Because the stage can't support a whole band.
13:14Oh, don't be silly.
13:15I rebuilt it last year.
13:18Well, actually, the real reason is because no budget for a band.
13:26No budget.
13:27No problem.
13:28We'll play for free every weekend if you want.
13:33But...
13:34Is something going on?
13:36Are you looking to fire us?
13:39What?
13:40I mean, that's silly.
13:43Look at you, a talented musician with a little silly streak.
13:47I'm going to start calling you silly.
13:50Okay.
13:51So, we can play?
13:54Yes, silly.
13:55I can't wait to tell my mom.
13:57At her age, it helps to have things to look forward to.
14:00Oh, I can't.
14:04Wow.
14:05That was amazing.
14:07Really?
14:08No, I'm lying.
14:10How are you so bad at this?
14:13What am I going to do?
14:15Maybe the regulars will like it.
14:17People slow down to watch a train wreck.
14:20You're right.
14:22They do.
14:23What are you thinking?
14:25I think I might just know how to fix this.
14:28Fix it, yeah!
14:34So, what exactly are we doing?
14:36Gabby needs help finding a name for her baby.
14:39So, we're throwing her a baby name party.
14:41Because I'm a fun lady who likes to throw fun parties.
14:46You know you're fun when you have to tell everyone.
14:50Oh, hush.
14:51Everybody put your baby's names in the tin, and let's get this party started.
14:55There you go.
14:56If none of these work, we can always name the kid Folgers.
15:03What's going on?
15:04Okay, is this because I ate the last croissant?
15:07It was for the baby.
15:09No, we're throwing you a baby name in party.
15:11Oh, my gosh.
15:12I love it.
15:14I've never heard of that.
15:16Exactly.
15:16It's because it's not a thing.
15:19Well, we've got a coffee tin full of baby names, so pick one.
15:22Oh, this is so exciting.
15:24Okay.
15:27Terry Bradshaw.
15:30You're welcome.
15:33Emmett, do you really think I should name my baby Terry Bradshaw?
15:37I'll let his 212 career passing touchdowns answer that.
15:43Okay, pick another one.
15:44I swear there's a good one in there.
15:46All right.
15:49Astrid.
15:50No last name.
15:53Let her be born knowing she will be a star.
15:57Aw, Steve.
15:59You really think she's going to be a star?
16:01Absolutely.
16:03Star quarterback.
16:05Honey, boy or girl, we're going to love this kid to bits and pieces.
16:09Yeah, I can't wait to gobble on its little baby toes.
16:13Your kid can play in my kid's band.
16:15Aw.
16:17You know what?
16:18You guys are really great.
16:19Why don't we take a selfie so we can remember this moment?
16:22All right.
16:22I got it.
16:23And I bet someday we'll be showing it to little Terry Astrid Bradshaw, the base playing quarterback
16:30with Tasty Toes.
16:33Hey, here we go.
16:35Oh.
16:36All right.
16:37Oh, it's my doctor.
16:37I'll be right back.
16:38Okay.
16:40Doesn't really matter what you name a kid.
16:42They're going to call you Short Stack anyway, until you hit a growth spurt and start pounding
16:48them.
16:49Did they call you Short Stack because you were short or because you were sweet like syrupy
16:55pancakes?
16:56You remember the second half of that story?
16:58Not at all if you do.
17:00This is Happy's Place.
17:02Everybody get happy.
17:03Come on.
17:04Wow.
17:05That's a change in attitude.
17:06What's gotten into you?
17:08Emmett.
17:09Emmett Stoggs got into me.
17:14That's it.
17:18You're so cute when you're embarrassed.
17:21I'm proud of you.
17:24Oh, here she is.
17:26Star of the party.
17:28What's wrong, honey?
17:29Um, yeah, we don't need to find a name for the baby.
17:33I'm not pregnant.
17:54You poor thing.
17:57What did the doctor say?
18:02He said there was a very simple reason I wasn't pregnant.
18:05Turns out, I'm infertile.
18:10Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
18:14I'm such an idiot.
18:17No, you're not.
18:19Let me just...
18:20There you go.
18:22Who orders 12 pairs of maternity pants on final sale?
18:28Well, they'll come in handy after Christmas.
18:34I just...
18:36I just wanted a baby so bad.
18:39I know.
18:40I know.
18:45Hey.
18:47Hey.
18:49How's Gabby doing?
18:51As well as can be expected.
18:53Sad, disappointed.
18:55The doctor said she not able to get pregnant.
18:58Oh, man, that's rough.
19:01So, her boobs weren't really, you know...
19:06I mean, it was all in her head?
19:11Really?
19:13That's your question?
19:14Well, I've never been in this situation before.
19:16I don't know what to say.
19:17Well, not that.
19:18Okay.
19:20How are you?
19:22What do you mean?
19:24Well, turns out Bobby Bubber had the right idea after all.
19:28Ha-ha, no.
19:29No, I didn't.
19:31I don't think it would have hurt any less knowing this was coming.
19:34Maybe there's just no good way to handle this.
19:37Well, I guess all we can do is hope for the best, prepare for the worst, and leave the rest
19:44up to God.
19:46Well, look at you, talking all deep and stuff.
19:49My granny had that on a court pillow.
19:53Hey, should I go in and talk to her?
19:55Nah.
19:57I think she wants to be alone for a while.
19:59I don't think she's ready to talk about it.
20:01Well, aren't you done with your shift?
20:02What are you done hanging around here?
20:05For when she is.
20:14Wow.
20:16Impressive crowd.
20:18And I mean numbers, not sense of fashion.
20:23Didn't think he'd have a crowd.
20:25He wasn't going to, till I reached out to his 15 subscribers on YouTube.
20:29Two of them were Russian bots, but the other ones were actual fans who love a good train wreck.
20:36Nice work, Isabella.
20:38You did it.
20:39I always like to support local musicians.
20:42Have you got any earplugs?
20:43Yes, I do.
20:46We'd like to dedicate this first song to Isabella for giving us a shot.
20:50Sunburst!
20:51Ah!
20:53And to my mom for coming out.
20:55Not so close the oxygen tank there, Mom.
21:00One, two, three, four!
21:10They sound just as good as I remember.
21:14The good thing is, their pyrotechnics guy couldn't find a babysitter.
21:20Take a mask! Make a mask!
21:24I want to say I won!
21:29Take a mask!
21:32Bye!
21:33Bye!
21:33You
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