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00:05so I had Steve work up a spreadsheet and as you can see it's our least popular appetizer
00:10well goodbye fresh Tennessee shrimp you wasn't fooling anybody anyway I want to ask Emmett to
00:17come up with something to replace it with maybe something plant-based or maybe something that
00:22ate plants when it was a pig okay that's great Isabella let's do it oh well now you're just
00:30gonna have to come up with another project to keep Steve busy why because it's his slow time
00:35and if he has nothing else to do he drives everyone nuts trying to help mm-hmm I thought
00:45it would be fun for you to have someone follow you and learn your secrets for when you you know
00:49pass
00:49on you keep it up and I'll make sure you go first stay he's your problem now Emmett's in a
00:59mood
01:01hey we talked about this if you don't have any accounting to do you don't have to come in but
01:05I want to my therapist said I should use this time to get out of my comfort zone yeah but
01:10you're taking
01:10everybody else out of theirs yeah I think your therapist meant more out of your comfort zone as
01:16and more outside my therapist thinks I shouldn't listen to want to be therapists he's your problem
01:25now maybe you should think about getting a hobby or something oh you should take a class in telepathy
01:33I'm a amateur mind reader myself really yeah watch this mm-hmm okay all right Bobby think of a
01:45number between one and a hundred no okay and Steve don't say a word because I know exactly what you're
01:59thinking and you know who didn't believe I was psychic you like movies why don't you go to
02:15one of those preferably one that lasts about three or four or five hours now they're all superhero movies
02:23or tik-tok stars or sequels plus the Reese's pieces are nine dollars what about this oh local business
02:34seeks actors for commercial acting why not you always said you put on one man please for your stuffed
02:42animals oh that's so cute I can just picture little eight-year-old Steve acting for his teddy bears hey
02:50yeah
02:51that sounds right so uh what business is the commercial for I don't tell me mmm something to do with
03:01candy
03:01Mel's mattress mania and what are the initials M and M
03:17this sounds perfect for you you think so I know so I mean something about you just screams drama
03:25I mean what would it hurt to go down there and check it out okay you convinced me I'm definitely
03:31going to think about it not in here I'm gonna think about it over here
03:40sometimes it feels like a big old fact to get through the day and sleep on through the night
03:48but here you'll find a place that'll surely lift your spirits
04:00hey Gabby the brains of the operation over here wants me to come up with a new appetizer
04:06first of all I don't hate that nickname
04:11I just think a new appetizer would be a nice change for the regulars
04:15want to change something change the regulars
04:20anyway just a heads up after I'm done fiddling with it we're gonna need to print up some new
04:26app menus all right well uh hang on a second don't I get to test it first I mean it
04:31was my idea
04:33test it oh no she didn't mean test it she meant applaud it like we always do right huh yeah
04:41do it
04:46no actually I meant test it okay whatever
04:54what is your game lady are you one of those adrenaline junkies that loves to go around poking bears
05:01what's the problem what's the problem did you hear that whatever
05:07that is a man who takes great pride in his cooking I know which is why he deserves my honest
05:13opinion
05:14I don't think you understand how pride works
05:18knowing Emmett he appreciates praise that's actually deserved
05:23maybe I am the brains of this operation
05:28so is Isabella going to taste test Emmett's new appetizer
05:33yep
05:33do we do that here
05:36nope
05:37oh boy
05:43your fly is down
05:53it's open
05:59do you know why I knocked first instead of just barging in
06:02manners
06:04don't be silly
06:05I wanted to make an entrance like a true
06:08actor
06:11you went
06:12I went
06:13oh congratulations when do you start
06:16how long you gonna be gone for like four five six weeks
06:20I haven't gotten the part yet
06:22oh well we can only hope
06:26so what part did you read for
06:27oh are you buying a mattress selling a mattress
06:31oh
06:32are you the mattress
06:34it's customer number two
06:36he's an insomniac from the roaring 20s
06:39who travels forward in time to find the perfect night's sleep
06:44you sound like a cross between Dracula and Catherine Hepburn
06:49they asked me to send an audition we better get started
06:53we?
06:53yeah of course
06:54I need a scene partner
06:56oh well Steve I'd love to help but I mean
06:58I got a lot of work to do
06:59I got invoices and inventory
07:01oh wait it won't take long I promise
07:03oh please Bobby
07:05I need this
07:07this is all I've got
07:11if you call that acting you really do need my help
07:18you ready Bobby?
07:20I need your best effort
07:22I'm trying but we've been at this for hours
07:24I don't see what was wrong with the last dozen takes
07:26you're not giving me anything to work with
07:28remember
07:29as the salesperson you're helpful
07:31but also intrigued by my outdated garments
07:36Steve the whole point of this thing was to get you out of your comfort zone
07:40I was fine in mine
07:43it's just until I get the part
07:44then I'll be on set
07:46on set
07:47I love Hollywood lingo
07:50okay
07:51read me in
07:54and
07:55action
08:00hi there
08:01looking for anything in particular?
08:04why yes
08:04cut
08:07that wasn't it
08:08that wasn't it
08:11and
08:12action
08:13nope
08:15not right
08:17not right
08:25don't hit him
08:26don't hit him
08:27don't hit him
08:29don't hit him
08:30okay Isabella
08:33here's your new appetizer
08:35my version of the armadillo egg
08:38oh wow
08:40those look incredible
08:42I mean you probably only have to taste them
08:44to know that they're delicious
08:46you know what
08:47let's go ahead and print up that new app menu right now
08:51it definitely looks fantastic
08:52but people aren't going to be eating with their eyes
08:55they're going to be eating with their mouths
08:56but their mouths will be drunk so
09:01go ahead
09:02try
09:07look at her
09:08huh
09:08she's in ecstasy
09:10get a room
09:14another home run Emmett
09:16well
09:18it's definitely got a lot going on
09:22but it is a little
09:23perfect
09:24too good
09:25so delicious
09:26you're speechless
09:29bland
09:30dear god
09:35bland
09:37did you say bland
09:39how
09:39no Emmett
09:41she meant the good bland
09:42you know
09:43not the kind of bland
09:44you say when you're crazy
09:48yeah I did
09:48just so I'm clear
09:50that's the part that you don't like
09:51right
09:52the bland part
09:55less bland
09:56is your note
09:58yes
09:58it is
10:03maybe you could fiddle with it
10:05a little bit more
10:06maybe bring down the blandness
10:10that would be my suggestion
10:20sad to think your last meal is bland
10:30oh hey look
10:32it's steve's co-star
10:34how's the audition tape going
10:37whiskey
10:37not bad
10:40he kept stopping the scenes
10:42he said I don't know how to lie
10:43while I'm telling the truth
10:46I'll make it a double
10:48then he said I don't know how to tell the truth
10:50while I'm lying
10:52should I get a bigger glass
10:55why in the hell would anybody want to be an actor
11:00well steve says the acting allows you to become a different person
11:04I don't want to be a different person
11:06I like who I am
11:08at least I did
11:11why don't you let me go in there and work with him for a bit
11:14tell you the truth
11:15I kind of get a kick out of steve when it gets like this
11:19I don't care if that's a truth or a lie
11:21just go
11:29hi
11:31you busy
11:32I am
11:34well
11:35do you mind if I talk while you work
11:38no I don't mind if you talk while I work
11:42if you don't know how much I respect you by now
11:44then me telling you isn't really going to mean much
11:48uh-huh
11:50I respect you enough
11:52to tell you what I truly think about something
11:55I respect you enough to be blunt
11:57yeah I got the blunt part
12:00well what about the respect
12:01because if I haven't made that clear to you by now
12:04then that's on me
12:11taste that
12:12is this another armadillo egg
12:14yeah I uh
12:16fiddled with it
12:18is it poisoned
12:21taste it
12:22please
12:29oh
12:31oh this is
12:32be blunt
12:34this is fantastic
12:36what did you do to it
12:37well
12:38first thing I did was I
12:40I took out the blandness
12:44and out the chili powder
12:45and the minced jalapeno
12:48but I added just a little bit of brown sugar
12:51to let that heat sneak in there
12:53you're a genius
12:55I can be
12:55when I get pushed
12:58tell you the truth
12:59most of the people around here
13:00don't push
13:01just you and the other guy
13:03what other guy
13:05Steve
13:08Steve
13:08push
13:09no
13:11talking about your dad
13:15happy
13:16was also
13:16blunt
13:19are you saying I'm like my dad
13:21you are
13:22more than you know
13:25only reason this place
13:26ever changed
13:27was because of him
13:28and we still need that
13:30around here
13:32thanks
13:32Emmett
13:37sorry
13:38I'm a hugger
13:39wait
13:41did my dad hug you
13:42a lot too
13:44you know
13:44he was
13:45he was more of a back slapper
13:48but it meant the same thing
14:05all right
14:06we just need to get the final scene
14:08okay but I think this is gonna have to be our last take
14:11oh don't quit on me now
14:12I'm not quitting on you
14:14your phone's about to die
14:18ah
14:19the allure of a hot light
14:21on an empty stage
14:23really brings me back to my childhood
14:25I didn't know you acted as a kid
14:27oh
14:27it's more of a performer really
14:29did some time on the pageant circuit
14:32tell you this
14:34you don't know pressure
14:35until you're standing in an IHOP parking lot
14:37getting spray glittered by your mom
14:38trying to make a real run at Little Miss Milwaukee
14:43I myself
14:44was Little Mr. Bogota
14:48I won
14:49by dry cleaning live on stage
14:52I was never in a pageant
14:56well if you need any help
14:58I could make some suggestions
14:59on how to spice it up
15:01you know a little spray glitter never hurt
15:04unless it gets in your eyes
15:07because your mom started to wave at the cute waiter
15:11Gabby
15:12just because you have nothing to do
15:14it doesn't mean you need to help others
15:17oh
15:20okay
15:20so remember
15:22my time portal is closing
15:24and I can't decide between memory foam
15:26or pillow top
15:27your character's conviction will determine my fate
15:30got it
15:31got it
15:32got it
15:33and
15:35action
15:38that one's on sale
15:40I'll take it
15:41cut
15:45okay that's it
15:46we got it
15:48yes
15:49yeah
15:49well now that the stage is empty
15:51I can show you my pageant talent routine
15:53okay picture me with a hula hoop
15:56and a baton
15:57both
15:58on fire
16:05keep it moving Gabby keep it moving
16:07it can't burn if it's moving
16:08yeah
16:09come on
16:10come on
16:10come on
16:11come on
16:13boy
16:14emma sure bragging about that new appetizer
16:17have y'all tried it
16:17it's terrific
16:19they were a little bland at first but
16:21we gave them some notes
16:26have you heard from your commercial guy yet
16:28I haven't
16:29they say they're gonna call today if I get the part
16:31so I still got
16:3322 minutes
16:33oh 21
16:35well they're probably busy
16:37cause it's Friday
16:39and people like to get new mattresses for the weekend
16:43I'm sure that's what it is
16:44I've been telling Steve if he just puts out that good energy
16:47the universe will deliver
16:50hey Steve
16:51we're gonna be acting partners
16:52the director just called and asked me to audition
16:58stupid universe
17:04what did I say?
17:05you're auditioning for my part?
17:08you weren't supposed to be putting out good energy
17:10Steve was
17:12how'd this even happen?
17:14well they heard my voice on the tape
17:16and apparently I have the perfect voice for selling mattresses
17:20I'm sorry Steve
17:22if it makes you feel any better
17:23I didn't win little Miss Milwaukee
17:26they gave it to some tramp
17:27who carved the president's head out of a block of cheddar
17:32I didn't know
17:34don't worry
17:35I'm not gonna try out for anyone
17:37that doesn't want my best friend to
17:38it doesn't matter
17:39I'm sick of this business anyway
17:41they chew you up and spit you out like an old piece of gum
17:46that's a little dramatic isn't it?
17:48I don't know
17:49apparently I'm not the person who asked
17:57wow you're here late
17:58there's only two things I'm good at
18:00adding numbers and sitting on this stool
18:03oh come on Steve you lost out on one role
18:06you'll get the next one
18:07no I won't
18:07the skill to be a great actor is rare
18:09you have to be born with it
18:11like a Streep
18:12or a De Niro
18:13or two of the Baldwin brothers
18:16Steve you should be proud of yourself
18:18you got out of your comfort zone
18:20and tried something that scared you
18:23whoopee
18:23Steve everybody fails
18:26when I first started here I was terrified
18:29why?
18:30because I'd never managed a bar before
18:33those first couple of months were really tough
18:35I made tons of mistakes
18:39but I'm so happy I stuck with it
18:42it's just
18:44everyone thinks I can be better
18:48but what if
18:49being here
18:50being the accountant for Happies
18:53is the best thing I could ever do
18:56do you think it is?
18:58you know at some point
19:00people have to accept their limitations
19:02maybe what I need to do
19:03is to stop trying to be something I'm not
19:07and maybe what I really need
19:09is to know that my friends will accept me
19:11and love me
19:12just for being me
19:25why are you laughing?
19:26cause that's the biggest bunch of bull crap
19:29that ever came out of your mouth
19:31and you've had some doozies
19:33what are you talking about?
19:34you are nowhere near your limitations
19:37so don't act like quitting
19:39is doing something noble
19:45love me just for being me
19:48golly
19:53oh my gosh this is so good
19:55but I can't keep eating three of these a day
19:59well we can put Tennessee shrimp back on
20:01you know just leave out the fresh part
20:05hey Bobby
20:06is it okay if I come in a little late tomorrow?
20:09oh my gosh that's right
20:10your commercial shoots in the morning
20:12sure you can Dakota
20:13I just hope Steve's okay with you taking the part
20:16I think he is
20:17he's the one that told me to take it
20:19oh
20:19come on Dakota
20:20we need to start running lines
20:21I'm so proud of you helping him
20:24thought a lot about what you said
20:26you did?
20:27yeah
20:27I haven't reached my limitations
20:29I was just looking in the wrong place
20:31my favorite part of all this was being behind the camera
20:33I'm not meant to act
20:35I'm destined to direct
20:40Steve's gonna help me with my performance
20:41aww
20:42and we're gonna start by not slouching
20:46wow
20:47you're really coming into your own as a director
20:49yes
20:50I was thinking my next project would be a commercial for Happys
20:54ooh
20:54that's a great idea
20:56yeah
20:57you know
20:58I did some acting in high school
21:01that's sweet
21:01but this isn't high school
21:03I will be holding auditions
21:08you've created a monster
21:10my work here is done
21:12if you stay alone
21:12ha ha
21:12ha
21:14mister
21:15kelly
21:15ah
21:18hello
21:19my
21:19maria
21:20he's your
21:21new
21:22am
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