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00:02Oh, man, I love this place.
00:03You remember when Dad used to take us here?
00:05Yup, yup, we've been coming here forever.
00:07This place is classic.
00:08That mascot always creeped me out.
00:10Oh, Mr. Fun Buns?
00:11I love Mr. Fun Buns.
00:13I used to sleep with him.
00:14Uh, what?
00:15He was my first plushie.
00:17Ah.
00:18Man, every time I see him,
00:19he brings back so many happy memories.
00:21Eh, I don't know, man.
00:22I think it's like straight-up nightmare fuel.
00:24I mean, why is a hot dog eating hot dogs?
00:27Congratulations!
00:28Hey, Mr. Fun Buns!
00:30You've just broken our all-time record
00:31for most hot dogs eaten in an hour.
00:34I did?
00:34Yo, Hank, dude, that's awesome.
00:36You know, there's a hot dog eating contest
00:39at the Glantown Fair this year.
00:40You should sign up.
00:42Oh, uh...
00:42Yeah, no way.
00:43The winner gets a signed Cooper de Jeans jersey.
00:45Hank, you gotta do this.
00:47You would crush it.
00:48Oh, okay.
00:48Uh, what do we gotta do?
00:50It's a hot dog eating contest.
00:53It's a contest where you eat hot dogs, Hank.
00:57He's in.
01:00Well, I used to work in a hot dog factory
01:02Until them robots came along
01:04And now there is no doubt for me
01:06But I get 3,000 bucks a month
01:08Thanks to UBI
01:13Now we're Universal Basic Guys
01:16It may not sound like much
01:18But we're still gonna try
01:20We're just Universal Basic Guys
01:32Yo, Chet, watch your six
01:34Thanks, Dare
01:34Oh, crap, there's more of them
01:36Yo, I'm hit
01:36Wear my heels, Monty
01:38Yeah, I think Monty got booted
01:39Again?
01:40Ugh
01:41Welp, I got murked by a smurf
01:44Guess what day it is
01:45Uh, Saturday?
01:47It's the Glantown Fair
01:48The fair is for kids and old people
01:50Oh, come on, Dare
01:51It's our little tradition
01:53I got pictures of you
01:54Every year on the carousel
01:56Hey, well, I'm 14
01:57It's weird
01:58Uncle Hank's doing a hot dog eating contest
02:00Mom, we're in the middle of an overwar tournament
02:03And I'm on the best kill streak of my life
02:05Alright, well, I certainly wouldn't want to mess up your kill streak
02:09I'm back
02:10Sorry about that
02:11What did I miss?
02:11Uh, Monty got banned for excessive toxic behavior
02:15Whatever that means
02:16I can message Liam and see if he wants to play healer
02:18Oh, the kid with the overactive saliva glands?
02:21Sorry, hard no
02:22Whoa, we're gonna need someone to play healer
02:24Or else we're gonna get rolled
02:26You know, if you're looking for a healer, I am a nurse
02:29Okay, Mom
02:30What?
02:31I've played video games before
02:32You know, I used to beat the crap out of Aunt Renee at Mario Kart
02:36Are you actually serious?
02:37This isn't Mario Kart
02:38You would get destroyed in this game
02:40You sure about that?
02:42Yes
02:42Bye, Mom
02:47Oh, man, I've never had this many people watch me eat
02:50Relax, dude, okay?
02:51You got this
02:52You've been doing this your whole life
02:53Only now, it counts for something
02:55Alright, here we go
02:57What's up, G-Town?
02:59It's a moment some of you have been waiting for
03:01The Glenton Town Glizzy Down
03:03Today, our gastric gladiators
03:06Battle to see who can down the most dogs
03:09In ten minutos
03:10Let's go, Hank!
03:12Woo!
03:13Heads up that today's event
03:14Is an officially sanctioned qualifier
03:16For the Wiener World Championship
03:18In Oceanwood, New Jersey
03:20Yeah, you hear that, Tam?
03:21That's like actually on TV
03:23Alright, eaters
03:24On your marks
03:25Get set
03:27Gliz!
03:30Let's go, Hank!
03:31Come on, get after it!
03:32Yeah, let's go, Hank!
03:37Oh, yeah
03:37Oh, my God
03:39Who is that woman?
03:41She's an eating machine
03:42Oh, no
03:44She's a ringer
03:52Are you gonna eat all those?
03:56Well, he's got the eating part down
03:58Not sure about the, uh, competitive part
04:01Three, two, one
04:04Alright, dogs down!
04:09Uh, the contest is over, my guy
04:11Oh, I know, yeah
04:12Just don't want to waste the dogs
04:13Let's give it up for our winner
04:15Eating a Redonk
04:1765 hot dogs in ten minutes
04:20From Brooklyn, New York
04:22Anna
04:22The Anaconda
04:25Condor!
04:27Oh, come on!
04:28How you like them dogs, Glantzenfield?
04:31Brooklyn represent!
04:33Ha!
04:34That's disrespectful
04:35Alright, uh, quick announcement
04:37If we got any doctors up in here
04:38Mo the Meat Mountain's got a little medical situation going on
04:43Man, that was fun
04:44Those were some solid dogs
04:45And that's all that matters, honey
04:47Uh, no
04:47That is not all that matters, actually
04:49God gave this man a gift
04:52And yeah, it's a weird gift
04:53But it's still a gift
04:54And it would be a sin not to develop it
04:57Hank could be special
04:58Oh, you really think so, Mark?
05:00I know so, okay?
05:01I think you could go pro
05:02I mean, with the right training
05:03You could be the vessel through which I vicariously fulfill everything that I have ever wanted
05:08Oh, man
05:09I've always dreamed about helping you live out your dreams
05:11Hell yeah
05:12Let's do it
05:15God damn, I'm hit
05:17What the hell, Liam?
05:18I thought you were pocketing him
05:19Sorry, we did that
05:21I got my brothers upstairs running
05:23I'm just quite mastered it
05:26Did he just get kicked?
05:27Sorry, I couldn't take it anymore
05:29I mean, he sounds like he's sipping soup through his teeth
05:32Dude, we're gonna get crushed with no support
05:34Uh, wait
05:35Someone else just queued in
05:37Hey, guys
05:38Heard you need a healer
05:39Mom?
05:40Whoa, looking good
05:41Mrs. H
05:42Didn't know your mom was a gamer
05:44She's not
05:45How did you even get in here?
05:46Yeah, your mom's more tech savvy than you think
05:49JD, can you kick her?
05:50Uh, I'm not kicking your mom
05:52She's gonna get farmed
05:53She has no clue what she's doing
05:56Darren, are you okay?
05:57Yeah, I'm great
05:58I love getting shot in the neck
06:00Just stay calm
06:01How do I apply pressure?
06:02Is there, like, a gauze button?
06:04Stand over him and press the circle button
06:06They're all circle buttons
06:07The one with the circle symbol
06:09On it
06:10Oh, whoa, whoa
06:11Getting busy here
06:12Oh, my God
06:13Oh, found it
06:15There you go
06:15Oh, yo, Mrs. H, nice
06:17See?
06:17Your mother just saved your butt
06:19Now let's go whoop some butt
06:21No, that's a flat book
06:23Mine
06:24Well, they should have put a warning label on those
06:27Should we go again?
06:28No, Mom
06:29We can't have noobs on our team
06:31If we lose one more time
06:32We're gonna drop down to bronze tier
06:34Oh, what's a noob?
06:35It's a noob player who sucks
06:37Oh
06:39Gotcha
06:40All right, Hank
06:41I'm gonna walk you through this, okay?
06:43You take the dog
06:44Out of the bun
06:45You break it in half
06:46Eat the dog
06:48Okay?
06:49And you take the bun
06:50Dunk it in the water
06:51And they eat the bun
06:54Boom, that's all there is to it
06:57Why can't I just eat it normally?
06:58Because this is how the pros do it
07:00Yeah, it's just, you know
07:01It feels kind of disrespectful to the dogs
07:03You know what's disrespectful?
07:05Wasting a shot to do something special
07:07A chance to go from average nobody
07:09To hometown hero
07:10To go on tour
07:12Rack up all kinds of fun random prizes
07:14Launch a merch shop that sells dry fit fleeces
07:17With custom embroidered logos
07:19Where they overlap our initials
07:20But the age looks subtly like a hot dog
07:23But it's still classy
07:24Hank
07:25With your God-given talent
07:27And my guidance
07:28You can achieve my dream
07:30Okay
07:33Let's do it
07:34Yeah, I'm hungry
07:36Like a wolf
07:38Hunting alone
07:39Cause you got that dog in you
07:42And the fire
07:44Burns in my throat
07:45The acid comes through
07:47Cause you got that dog in you
07:50And I need this
07:52More than ever
07:53Cause my back's against the wall
07:55Cause you got that dog in you
07:58And my stomach
07:59Dumped it just rumble
08:01And freeze up and roll
08:03Cause you got that dog in you
08:12Yeah, team hoagies
08:15Let's go
08:16Hell yeah
08:20Dude, I'm so proud of you, bud
08:22We are going to the wiener world freaking championships
08:25Yeah, we did pretty good, huh?
08:27Yup, but the job's not finished
08:29We've got to keep our foot on the gas
08:30Yeah, it's just, uh
08:32Might need to take a little hot dog break
08:34Listen, I hear you, bud
08:35But we gotta keep that stomach stretched
08:37And ready for oceanwood
08:38Actually, the best way to build stomach elasticity
08:41Is alternating big meals
08:42With periods of fasting
08:43Keeps your capacity high
08:44Without fatiguing your system
08:45Uh, who the hell are you?
08:47Brooks Coleman
08:48Head of scouting for Team Devour
08:49Team Devour?
08:50The number one professional eating program
08:53In the world
08:53We've had our eyes on you
08:55For a long time
09:01Hell of an effort out there today
09:02But if you're gonna have any chance at Oceanwood
09:04You'll need to find another gear
09:05Sixty dogs can squeak out a win against amateurs
09:08But it won't cut it against the best of the best
09:10Yup, see, this guy knows
09:11Okay, that's exactly what I've been saying
09:13I don't know
09:13I feel like if I eat anymore, I'll explode
09:15Listen, I've been doing this a long time
09:17And I know a generational talent when I see one
09:19With your rib-to-hip ratio and abdominal distension
09:22I think we could get you to 90 dogs easy
09:24Exactly
09:25See, Hank, that's what I've been telling you
09:26You got the rib-to-hip abdominal distinction
09:30So listen
09:30If you're interested in reaching your full potential
09:32We'd love for you to join Team Devour
09:34Oh, wow, okay
09:36Well, just before we agree to anything
09:37I just wanna make sure that I would be involved in this
09:41You know, it's very important to Hank
09:43Totally
09:43That's why we don't just sign eaters
09:45We sign teams
09:46So you would handle all the big decisions
09:48On everything from branding
09:50To sponsorships
09:51To merch
09:51Oh, great
09:53Yeah, we're in
09:53Uh, Mark
09:54I feel like maybe we should think about this
09:57No problem
09:57You've got my info
09:59Let me know if you wanna swing by
10:00And check out the facility
10:01Alright, sounds good, man
10:02Thanks
10:03Yo, Hank, this is it, dude
10:04This is our chance to go pro
10:06Yeah, it's just, uh, I'm kinda tired of eating hot dogs
10:09Hank, you're just hitting the wall
10:11But you gotta power through
10:12I've waited my whole life to be offered a tour to facilities
10:16And now, thanks to you, I've got that chance
10:21I mean, I guess it wouldn't hurt to check out the facilities
10:24Haha, there we go, Hanky Hank, let's go
10:28Damn, yo, this is unbelievable
10:30Yo, is that a sauna?
10:32One of three here in our facility
10:33Great for digestion, relaxation, and sweating out excess bun water
10:37This is our training room
10:38Each one of these machines focuses on strengthening specific eating muscles
10:42And this is Eddie Almanac, our head trainer
10:44Eddie, meet Hank and his dad, Mark
10:46Oh, uh, I'm actually his, uh
10:48Damn, you weren't kidding, Brooks
10:50That there's an eater's body if I ever seen one
10:53Kids built like a flamingo smuggling a watermelon
10:56Oh, uh, thanks
10:59Holy, oh my God, are you kidding me?
11:01That's our sustenance center
11:03Can't train professional leaders without food, right?
11:05Man, I feel like I died and went to fat guy having
11:08So, what do you think?
11:09You ready to be a part of this?
11:10Oh, yeah
11:11Oh, man, uh
11:12Listen, I know it's a lot to take in
11:14But you have an opportunity to be a generational talent in a niche sport
11:17Imagine your name etched on the side of that meat-shaped novelty trophy
11:22That's what we do
11:23We build champions
11:25All you gotta do is take the leap
11:27Yeah, this is all free, right?
11:30I don't know, Mark
11:31These guys are pretty intense
11:32Listen, if you wanna quit
11:34And go back to being just a regular guy who likes hot dogs
11:37We can leave right now
11:38Okay, yeah, that sounds good
11:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, Hank, yo
11:41You really gonna walk away if they're coming this far?
11:43I mean, I don't wanna let you down
11:45But it's just 90 dogs
11:47That's a lot
11:48Hank, you don't owe it to me
11:51You owe it to yourself
11:52Do you really think Eddie just tells anyone
11:55That they look like a flamingo smuggling a watermelon?
12:00I don't think so
12:01Yeah, being a champion is hard
12:04But there's only one person in here who does not believe in you
12:07And that's you, pal
12:09That's you
12:13Hmm, yeah, okay
12:15I'm in
12:16I'm in
12:17Let's do it
12:17Awesome, dude
12:18Now go in there
12:19And show them what Hank Hoagies is made of
12:22Hell yeah
12:23Alright, I'm actually gonna hit the marketing department up
12:25To go check out some of the merch samples, alright?
12:30Imagine progress, what the hell?
12:32Thanks for the heads up, guys
12:34Your mom said you were still sleeping
12:35You talked to my mom?
12:37Hey, there
12:37No
12:38No, no, no, no, no, no
12:40I figured I'd get in some practice reps before you woke up
12:43Seriously, guys?
12:44She sucks at this
12:45Darren
12:45Actually, she's kind of legit
12:47Yeah, dude
12:48She's leading in kills
12:50What?
12:50I've been watching tutorials
12:52Alright, whatever
12:53I'll take Sniper
12:54Actually, you mind running support?
12:57What?
12:58I thought my mom was the healer
12:59Nah, she's an absolute beast on assault
13:03What the hell?
13:05Come on
13:06Hank
13:06Get that dog
13:08Get that little doggy
13:10I know you want that doggy, you
13:12Hey, maybe he could take a fiver
13:14I mean, he's eating hot dogs
13:15Not withholding location of terrorists, right?
13:17Hey, amigo
13:18How about you leave the training to the trainers, eh?
13:20It's all good, Mark
13:20I got this
13:22No pain, no gain, right?
13:23Hey, Mark
13:24You mind heading over to conference room 251B?
13:27Our branding team wants to meet with you
13:28To go over Hank's personal logo
13:30We've got a big meeting with Jordan Brand on Tuesday
13:32And want to make sure we're all aligned
13:34Oh, uh, hell yeah
13:37All right, they're camping the cannery
13:39JD, flank her on back and drop some clusters
13:41Mrs. Hokies, keep their tanks busy so I can make a run for the crate
13:44Whoa, I'm down
13:46Oh, my bad
13:47Must have pressed the wrong button
13:49I don't know
13:50Not used to playing as healer
13:51What are you doing?
13:52You just domed your own mom
13:54Friendly fire, it happens
13:55That's messed up, Dare
13:56And that's coming from a half-demon who ate his siblings
13:59Whatever
14:00Enjoy running pocket for my mom
14:02I'm joining a real squad
14:03Darren, watch out for that
14:06Plasma mines
14:10Hank
14:10Yo, Hank, you in here?
14:12Hank?
14:13You got this, Hank
14:14Just 30 more minutes
14:15Hey, yo, Hank
14:16I want to show you some of the color options on these performance hoodies
14:19Guess what the material they're using
14:20What the hell?
14:25Hey, out of here!
14:27No parents in the training room!
14:35Yo, what the hell are you doing to Hank?
14:37Training him
14:37Training?
14:38Come on, dude
14:39You're pumping sludge into him like he's a freaking goose
14:41Everybody loves the sausage
14:43But nobody wants to see how it's made
14:45Yeah, but like
14:45He's gonna lose his love of hot dogs
14:47That's the point
14:49Eaters need to be conditioned to hate food
14:51That's how you go from eating to devouring
14:53Yeah, but that also kind of sucks
14:56I promise you
14:56When Hank's hoisting their trophy
14:58And thanking you for believing in him
15:00You'll realize it was all worth it
15:02Catch
15:03Whoa
15:04Okay, this is nice, dude
15:06You got ventilated armpits and everything
15:08Check out the logo
15:09Not bad being the parent of a champion, eh?
15:12All the perks, none of the work
15:13All right, all right
15:14First off, okay
15:15I'm not his dad, okay
15:16I'm his brother
15:16I don't know why he keeps saying that
15:18But it's weird
15:19Secondly, the H is supposed to look like a hot dog
15:21I literally talked to Candace about that like four times
15:24Now you said that I make the big decisions
15:26Well, here's my call
15:27We're out
15:28If you want to quit, be my guest
15:30But if Hank wants out, that's got to come from him
15:34I'm his daddy now, Mark
15:36Oh, yeah?
15:37Well, that would make you my daddy
15:39And I have daddy issues
15:45Anyway
15:47I
15:48I'm gonna go talk to Hank
15:50But first I'm gonna grab this
15:53All right, bud, let's get out of here
15:54We're going home
15:55Wait, I can't quit, Mark
15:56I'm up to 82 dogs
15:57Oh, yeah?
15:58And how'd they taste?
15:59Oh, I don't know
16:00I, uh, kind of stopped tasting them
16:02Hank, hot dogs used to make you happy
16:04You'd smile just unwrapping one
16:07Now look at you
16:08Greatness demands sacrifice, though, you know
16:10You said it yourself
16:11Hogies!
16:11Need you in the bread pool for high-pressure bun-sucking
16:14Let's go
16:15All right
16:16Hank, you do not need to do this
16:18Sorry, Mork
16:19Everyone's counting on me
16:20Brooks
16:21Eddie
16:22The lady from Ligua made me sign that thing
16:24That says if I die, it's my fault
16:26Who cares what they want?
16:27What do you want?
16:29Come on, Hank
16:29Remember the joy the hot dogs used to bring you?
16:32They told me I'm not supposed to think about that anymore
16:38So you sure he's coming back?
16:39Oh, yeah
16:40He was just hangry
16:41I brought him some pizza rolls
16:42He'll be fine
16:43I don't know
16:43He seemed pretty butt hurt
16:45Language
16:45Sorry, Mrs. H
16:47Oh, crap
16:48Ambush
16:48Get down
16:49I'm hit
16:50On my way, honey
16:51Oh, come on
16:52Damn it
16:53I'm down, too
16:54All right
16:55Hold tight, doll
16:56Uh-oh
16:58All right
16:59Where are you hiding?
17:00Come on out so I can teach you a lesson
17:03Take that
17:04New move, Mom
17:06Darren
17:06What's up, guys?
17:08Uh, Mrs. Hoagies
17:09Uh, bleeding out over here
17:11Liam
17:11Can you take care of JD?
17:13It would be my pleasure
17:16Oh, great
17:17Well, well, well
17:18If it isn't a dirty devil
17:21I guess I'm your angel of death here, too
17:23Dude, just kill me before I alt-F4
17:26Sorry, I'm lagging
17:28I got you, sweetie
17:30Oh, man
17:31Heard you needed a heal
17:33Darren, what are you doing?
17:34You killed your best friends?
17:36I thought they were your best friends
17:38Oh, I see
17:39I'm sorry, Darren
17:40I didn't mean to ruin your squad
17:42It's just
17:43You know, I was a little hurt
17:44When you didn't want to go to the fair with me
17:46So I thought we could spend time together
17:48Doing something you actually enjoy
17:50It's just one fair
17:52There'll be more
17:53You see, that's how it starts
17:54Today, it's the fair
17:56Next thing you know
17:57You're spending Christmas morning
17:58At your girlfriend's house
17:59Come on, Mom
18:00Look, I still want to hang out
18:02But gaming is kind of my thing with my friends
18:05But maybe we can find a new thing to do together
18:08You know, Uncle Hank is in a big eating competition
18:11You want to watch him shovel hot dogs down his gullet?
18:14Um, not really
18:16But if it means you'll stop playing over war
18:19Then sure
18:20Oh, great
18:21How do I do one of them happy dances?
18:24Just RB and press X
18:26Like this
18:28Sorry, sweetie
18:29We got to get going
18:30Oh, that was cold, Mrs. H
18:32Absolutely savage
18:34Welcome, everyone
18:36To the newly built
18:37Silverfish Memorial Freedom Pier
18:39In beautiful Oceanwood, New Jersey
18:41For the Wiener World Championship
18:43Today, the best hot dog eaters in the world
18:46Compete for PLE's most coveted prize
18:49The Giant Wiener
18:51Woo! Let's go, Hank!
18:53Hey, where's Mark?
18:54It's about to start
18:55Introducing from sunny California
18:58Joey Pecans
19:00And from Brooklyn, New York
19:02Anna the Anaconda Conda
19:05Woo!
19:07And introducing
19:08A first-time challenger
19:09From Glenton Town
19:11South Jersey's own
19:13Hank Hoagies
19:14Three, two, one
19:17Eat!
19:34Sorry, saving the sea
19:36Oh, my God
19:36Hang on
19:37Mark?
19:39Mark?
20:01What are you doing?
20:03Let's go, Hank!
20:04Come on!
20:10You don't use the condiment, you idiot!
20:13That's just for the sponsor
20:14What are you waiting for?
20:16Hey!
20:17Those bans are gonna suck the snow!
20:19We're gonna pick them up!
20:27What the hell was that?
20:28Like, three hot dogs?
20:30They were pretty good dogs, though
20:31So much for all that training, Mark
20:33He somehow got slower
20:34Hey, he enjoyed it
20:36And that's all that matters
20:37Does anyone care that I am not enjoying this?
20:40No, Darren
20:42No, we do not
20:47All right, let's see
20:47Let me get a chili dog
20:48With a pork roll wrap
20:50A Dykstra dip dog
20:51Hold the roid relish
20:53One thick rick
20:54Extra whiz
20:55And a scrapple slam dog
20:56With a pretzel bun
20:57Oh, and I'll do
20:59The double fudge brownie dessert dog
21:00With a rainbow sprinkles
21:01And banana sauce
21:02Hey, yo, Darren
21:03What do you want?
21:03Spicy chicken sandwich
21:04What?
21:05No
21:06That's what I want
21:07Darren, it's a hot dog, please
21:08Get the hot dog
21:09I don't want the hot dog
21:10He's gonna have the hot dog
21:11Fine
21:12Just make it spicy
21:13Made of chicken
21:14And not a hot dog
21:16Darren, there's a reason
21:17That the mascot
21:18Is not a spicy chicken sandwich
21:20Uh, can I get a Gordon salad?
21:25With a hot dog dressing
21:27And nine hot dogs
21:29Ah
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