- 4 hours ago
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:05I used to love this show.
00:07Watching all these superhero shows back in the day
00:10is what made me want to be an actress.
00:12Yeah, I used to love Superman, Batman,
00:16Spider-Man, all out of the comics.
00:18I had so many comics that my mom used to get mad at me.
00:22Oh, yeah.
00:22I mean, I wasn't into the comic books,
00:24but I watched all the superheroes on television.
00:27I remember when Dinah Woman would come on every Friday night.
00:31I never missed an episode.
00:33She was so beautiful.
00:35I wanted to meet her.
00:37Oh, I had such a crush on Dinah Woman.
00:41Faster than the speed of sound.
00:44Stronger than an MSTL army tank.
00:47And more beautiful than a Greek goddess.
00:51It's Dinah Woman.
00:57Hey, hey, hey, what's going on there?
00:59And a rash of break-ins down in Breshington
01:02is causing great concern for local residents.
01:05Oh, no, that's right in our area.
01:08Oh, my goodness, Reginald, that's right down the street.
01:10And to make a scary situation scarier,
01:12the mask bandits strike at night while people are at home.
01:16Because the thieves are so brazen,
01:18police are especially worried.
01:19Oh, my, Reginald, that's horrifying.
01:21What? What's horrifying? What happened?
01:23There's been a rash of home break-ins in the area.
01:25In this area?
01:27Authorities say the dubious criminals
01:28particularly target the elderly.
01:31Oh, I'm scared.
01:32Oh, well, just let me just talk to Jeremy.
01:33It'll be all right.
01:34Talk to me about what?
01:35People are robbing homes in this neighborhood.
01:38And they're targeting the elderly.
01:40And that's us.
01:41Speak for yourself.
01:42What? That's not doing it.
01:44See, baby, I told you and Mr. Brown
01:46to get that alarm fixed.
01:48Wait, we don't have an alarm?
01:50Relax, Mr. Reginald.
01:51We have an alarm.
01:52We just need to update it,
01:53and I want to, you know, repair all the cameras.
01:55So there is an alarm?
01:56Yeah.
01:57It's just out of date one.
01:59It's okay, Judge Junie.
02:01It's okay.
02:01Well, I'm sorry, Coral,
02:03but this can't be taken lightly.
02:04Okay, well, we have to take precautions, Jeremy.
02:06Please.
02:07Yeah, I know.
02:08I know I'm not going to let anything happen
02:09to any of us, all right?
02:09We're good.
02:10Oh, I like when you talk like that.
02:14Daddy.
02:15Hey, baby, focus.
02:16Yeah, focus.
02:16This is serious.
02:18Yes.
02:19Yes, it is.
02:20Someone could be priding to break in here,
02:22maybe even tonight.
02:23Tonight?
02:24Calm down.
02:25Everybody calm down.
02:26Well, it's just that we're sitting ducks here.
02:29It's okay.
02:30He's right.
02:53I'm glad you called us all together.
02:55Yes.
02:56They need to tell us what they plan to do.
02:57I have to say, I don't like this.
03:00Yeah, me either.
03:01We pay a lot of money to be here,
03:03and their job is to keep us safe.
03:05Jeremy and Leah were talking about
03:07they would make sure the doors would be locked
03:09and windows.
03:10What good would that do?
03:11No good.
03:12Windows can be broken.
03:13And I presided over a number of break-in cases,
03:16and the bad guys always get in through the windows.
03:18And this facility is full of windows.
03:20Even the doors have windows.
03:22Yeah.
03:23Hey, everybody.
03:24Hey.
03:25Hello.
03:25Hey, is everybody okay?
03:27No, we're not.
03:28We're concerned for our safety.
03:30Okay, everybody calm down.
03:32Listen, we have consulted with a number of consultants
03:35about the security that we have securitified here
03:38at the Pleasant Day facilities.
03:40And make sure that we gratified-
03:41Brown, Brown, Brown, will you shut up, please?
03:44Dennis, sit down.
03:45Shut up.
03:45You can't make me sit down.
03:47Oh, thank you.
03:47You too.
03:48Will you please just stop it, all right?
03:50Just have a seat, please, Mr. Vinny.
03:51All right, I'll sit down for you.
03:52Please.
03:53I'll sit down.
03:53I want to hear how they're going to protect us.
03:56Yeah, people are breaking in.
03:58Okay, well, look, Mr. Reginald,
03:59the reports are actually in Breshington.
04:02Yeah, that's one town over.
04:03Well, close enough.
04:04I wish somebody would break up in here.
04:06I got something for the ass.
04:07I do.
04:08Mr. Vinny, please, language.
04:09Okay, I'm sorry.
04:10Behind.
04:11Everyone, we are doing everything we can
04:14to prevent anyone from coming in here.
04:16Yep.
04:17And we're going to upgrade our system.
04:19Whoa.
04:19What does that mean?
04:20Well, that means that the board has decided
04:23to purchase security systems and cameras
04:25for the entire facility.
04:27Okay.
04:29That's what we have decided to do.
04:30Well, that's a start.
04:31Yes.
04:32But wait, there's more.
04:34Oh.
04:35My esteemed colleague and business partner here
04:38will now show you the extreme measures
04:40that we have decided to take to securify you.
04:43Show them.
04:44Stop matching your lips.
04:46Branson, what's going on, please?
04:47Show them.
04:47All right, I got it.
04:48Show them.
04:49Look, everybody, I got big old flashlights
04:52for every one of you.
04:52You know the big security ones?
04:54Yeah.
04:54Yeah, you can even use it as a weapon
04:56if you need to.
04:57Yeah.
04:57Bash somebody's head in.
04:58Okay, you can put those in the top drawer,
05:00and if the power goes out and you hear something,
05:02you can use the flashlight.
05:04All right.
05:04However way you need it.
05:05Okay, okay.
05:05Secondly, I have mace.
05:07All right?
05:09All right.
05:10You know, we're going to keep this on our person
05:12as we go in and out of the facility, okay?
05:14Yes.
05:15There you go.
05:15Be careful.
05:16Thank you, thank you.
05:16Oh, this is...
05:17I've seen this used.
05:18Yes.
05:18You must be extremely careful
05:20while operating this stuff.
05:22That's right.
05:23This could be extremely dangerous.
05:24Yeah.
05:24Okay.
05:25So be careful that you do it.
05:26Oh!
05:27Oh!
05:28Oh!
05:29Oh!
05:30Oh!
05:31Oh!
05:32Oh!
05:33Oh!
05:34Oh!
05:34Oh!
05:35Oh!
05:35Oh!
05:38Oh!
05:40Oh!
05:40Oh!
05:41Oh!
05:42Oh!
05:45Oh!
05:50Oh!
05:51Are you all right?
05:52Oh, my God.
05:54Oh!
05:55Oh, my God.
05:55Oh, my God.
05:56Put a towel on me.
05:57I'm sorry.
05:59Oh, my God.
06:00Oh, my God.
06:01Oh, my God.
06:02Right here.
06:03Right here.
06:03Oh, my God.
06:04I'm fine.
06:05So be extremely careful everybody.
06:07Extremely careful.
06:08Please.
06:09All right, last but not least, I got everybody
06:18A nightstand and you only use this in an extreme emergency a stun gun. Do you think that's necessary?
06:25Well, it can't hurt. Well, I feel better already
06:27No, you don't get one
06:29Well, hopefully we'll never have to use these
06:34Just in case somebody come in your room late at night, you can use it then just
06:38To zap them. Yes
06:40Before anybody gets to zapping the sheriff is gonna come by and train us how to really use these. All
06:45right, everybody
06:46I don't need nobody to train me on a weapon. I'm a professional. Thank you all for this
06:51I must say we feel a lot better. Yeah. Yeah, you're you're so welcome. Our safety is our big concern
06:57and responsibility here at pleasant days facility
07:01Yes, yes. Mr. Brown is right. Look, we love you all and we want you to feel safe while you're
07:07under our care
07:08Thank you. We love you, too. I was so frightened
07:11Man, there's nothing to be worried about. Those break-ins are not even in our neighborhood. Come on, now
07:16Mom, Dad
07:18Huh? What's going on? The police are everywhere
07:21What? What? The police? Why?
07:24Yeah, somebody broke into the assisted living facility across the street last night
07:27Oh my god
07:28Yeah, and two of the residents had their heads bashed in with the flashlights they have in their nightstands
07:33No, I'm moving. No, I'm moving. No, I'm moving. No, I'm moving. What? I'm gonna move
07:44What's all that raucous? All right, I think the kids were coming in from a party or something. Oh, I
07:49love parties. Those were the days
07:51Yeah, well
07:53I think I'm gonna go make me some warm milk and turn in
07:56Good night, Reginald. I don't think I'm too far behind you though. Good night
08:00Good night, darling
08:03And once again, thanks to the quick action of Dino Woman, Bad Bandit was once again defeated
08:10His dastardly plot foiled. Join us next week for another episode of Dino Woman
08:18We'll be back to TUT TV's Dino Woman marathon right after this short commercial break
08:30Oh
08:41What was that?
08:43Sounded like glass breaking
08:44Sounded like it came out the living room
08:48Oh my god
09:07You all right, Bad Bandit?
09:12Would you stop screaming, you idiot, man
09:15Why you always got to put me down?
09:17Call me by my family name
09:19Call me The Crow
09:21No
09:24Ass, this is a chicken, man
09:25Help me up, man
09:26Come on
09:27Give me up
09:27Now, keep the joint
09:29Okay
09:29Come on
09:30Quiet
09:31Quiet
09:42This is not good
09:43Yeah, that definitely came out the living room
09:45Sounded like the window breaking
09:47Wait
09:47You think we should check it out?
09:49Hell no, we're black
09:50Don't be scared
09:53I'm gonna get your sister to show you up
09:55Yeah, man
09:56Peer pressure don't affect me
09:57Oh, come on
09:59Stand up
10:11I'll get the lights
10:16What are you doing?
10:21Why are you screaming?
10:23They're scaring me
10:24I mean, we are the bad guys
10:25Get yourself together
10:26All three of you
10:27Get your hands up
10:27Get your hands higher
10:28What the hell are you doing?
10:31I got home and my blood sugar got left
10:33What about your gun, fool?
10:36Get your hands up
10:37Don't you move, Jack Turkey
10:39I am The Crow
10:43To me, that's a damn ticket
10:47He's a rooster
10:50Pigeon
10:52Please don't hurt us, please
10:53Get yourself together, Philip
10:55I can't, man
10:56My nerves are all over the place
10:58Well, get your nerves together
10:59Hey, what did he tell you out about talking?
11:01Shut your mouth now
11:02For I pick you the dick
11:03No, no, no, no
11:04We're sorry, we're sorry, Mr. Pigeon
11:06Can I call you Mr. Pigeon?
11:07It's Mr. Crow
11:09Finally, a sentiment we all three can agree on
11:11Now shut your yapping
11:12Before I silence you forever
11:14Oh, not forever
11:15Look, look
11:15I beg of you
11:16Don't kill us, okay?
11:17I'm just a young
11:17Talented, good-looking vessel
11:19With so much potential
11:20Vessel?
11:21You really need to get yourself together
11:22You're losing all your cool points
11:24I don't even tell you about cool points
11:25They're gonna kill us
11:26Shh, pick up somebody
11:27Get down
11:28Get down
11:28Shut up
11:29Shut up
11:40Shut up
11:41Look at that
11:42No shit, Sherlock
11:43Oh, you didn't know
11:44Stop him
11:45Rose, where do you think you going?
11:47Huh?
11:48Where you going, huh?
11:51Okay
11:53Take me
11:55Just don't hurt my family
11:56Take me
11:57Just don't hurt my family
11:58What are you, some sort of a hero?
12:00Why don't you talk to my husband like that now?
12:02He is a hero
12:03He's my hero
12:04You can't be no hero wearing mob pajamas
12:06You can't intimidate nobody wearing mob pajamas
12:10Okay, what is mob anyway?
12:12Mob is a color
12:12Okay, it's a color
12:14All right
12:14Look, y'all are never gonna get away with this
12:16Mm-hmm, yeah
12:17Bad Pandit, I saw you on the news
12:19Yeah
12:20The police are looking for you
12:21Yeah, they might find me
12:23But they won't find you
12:24Unless they decide to dig six feet under the cold dirt
12:37So I was talking to some of the residents across the street
12:40Yes
12:40The break-ins have them very shook up
12:43Oh, yes
12:44You know I feel so sorry for those people across the street
12:46But you don't have to wear it and say this place is secure
12:48Ain't nobody getting robbed over here
12:50Ain't nobody getting tied up over here
12:52It's together
12:53I hope so
12:54Yes, this place
12:55Can't nobody penetrate our security system
12:57Ah, ah
12:57The lights are still on
12:59I wonder if people are still up very late
13:01Yes, they will
13:02And ain't nobody straightened up
13:03His dishes all in the sink
13:04Fuck
13:04Yeah
13:05What?
13:07Thank goodness
13:08Thank goodness
13:08Shh
13:09Oh my god, what happened?
13:10Two pretty evil guys broke in here, Cora?
13:13They tied us up
13:14Cora, I thought you said this place is secure
13:16And no one will break in
13:18I'm so sorry, I was wrong
13:20I'm sorry
13:21Are they still here?
13:22No, they're going around trying to steal everything
13:24Yeah, they said they were going to kill us
13:26I'm too young to die
13:28We need you to help us
13:29Let us untie you
13:30No, there's no time
13:31Go, go, go, call the police
13:33Okay, go, go
13:34Okay, look, they're coming
13:35Go now
13:37Oh my gosh, this is the only hope
13:39What was that?
13:40What was that?
13:41What was that?
13:42I ain't talking
13:42Who talking?
13:43No, no, no
13:43We're too scared to talk, Mr. Pidgeon
13:48I can't get this dial phone
13:51I can't get this signal on my cell phone
13:53Those four people tied up in the living room
13:55What?
13:55Hello, somebody's phone line, please
13:58In case any of you had thoughts of being saved
14:00You can forget about it
14:01Because I blocked all the cell lines from this house
14:03And I cut the phone lines too
14:06So there's no way you can call for help
14:10What do we do now?
14:11I don't know, but we better do something fast
14:13Oh, they're all done forever
14:15We need a hero
14:18Oh my God
14:19What are you two whispering?
14:21I'm a station
14:22We're in grave danger
14:23Oh no, what is it?
14:25Two bad guys showed up
14:26And they took everyone hostage
14:27And now?
14:28And now what?
14:30I don't know, I can't bear it
14:31I can't bear the love
14:32Oh my God
14:35What is that, Bat-Bandit?
14:39Funny you should ask, young buck
14:41This should seal your doom
14:43Is this your signature smoky poison?
14:48You're so evil
14:50So evil
14:52No, I try so hard to be
14:54Why are you a poison, guys?
14:56You can't kill us
14:58Have you no soul?
14:59Or sense of humanity?
15:01No, I have none of that
15:02Now shut up
15:03I have to die an excruciatingly painful death
15:13This is terrible
15:15What are we going to do now?
15:21What is
15:23What is
15:24What is that?
15:25What?
15:26Oh my God
15:29Pink smoke
15:30Yes, what is that?
15:31That could only mean one thing
15:33What?
15:38It's Dino Woman
15:40Oh no, quick
15:41It's Dino Woman
15:42Hey, throw your poison gas
15:44Even she can't stand
15:45With the poison gas
15:48Oh no
15:49Uh-huh
15:50Dare to die, Dino Woman
15:52Bring it, bring it
15:54Bring it
16:05I'm out of here, bro
16:11Falled again
16:12My Dino Woman
16:14Let me get you guys on top
16:17Dino Woman, that was great
16:19Oh, thank you so much
16:25Oh my gosh
16:28There you go
16:28You are amazing
16:29You're literally a lifesaver
16:31Thank you
16:32I do my best
16:33Thank you for saving our family
16:34And thanks for not allowing me to die to poison gas
16:37I'm not good with Cain
16:39Girl power
16:40Yes, girlfriend
16:42Everyone okay?
16:43Yes
16:44Thank you
16:45Oh, thanks to Dino Woman
16:47She said they did
16:49What the?
16:50Bad Bandit
16:51And the Crawl
16:53Oh, thanks to Dino Woman
16:55We've been looking for these two forever
16:59Where did she go?
17:01Oh, she was right there
17:04Miss Anastasia
17:06Everyone okay?
17:08You missed it
17:09Yeah, we were almost killed
17:10Dino Woman saved us
17:12Yeah, you were minutes away from choking to death
17:14They almost died an excruciating death
17:16But your evil plot was foiled
17:18Yeah
17:19Thank God for Dino Woman
17:21Thank God for Dino Woman
17:32And once again
17:34Bad Bandit and the Crow
17:35Were no match for the powers of
17:37Dino Woman
17:40Miss Anastasia
17:41Are you still in here watching this Dino Woman marathon?
17:44She was my favorite since I was a little girl
17:47You know, I love superheroes too
17:49And breaking news
17:50The criminals believed to have caused great fear and concern in the city of Breshington
17:54Have been caught by police
17:56Police say a courageous woman helped to bring down the evil duo
18:01Oh my gosh, I'm so relieved
18:03We would have been okay over here, Leah
18:07We're covered
18:08I know, that's right
18:10Good night, Miss Anastasia
18:13Good night, Nia
18:20Good night, Miss Anastasia
18:23Thank you
18:32I'm sobrar
18:33I'm sobrar
18:34I know, that's right
18:36Thank you
18:37I know, that's right
18:56Transcription by CastingWords
Comments