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00:00What's on your agenda?
00:00That's the beauty of being a teenager.
00:02Just go where the day takes me.
00:04Yeah, well, hopefully it'll take your ass to a job.
00:06I want a baby chair.
00:07Where's this even coming from?
00:08Sandra hardly ever calls me anymore.
00:11Sandra calls you three times a day.
00:13I prefer four to five.
00:15Hey, daddy.
00:17This is your grandson, Troy.
00:18Hi, granddad.
00:19Hi.
00:20I know you think you're a man, but you're still young.
00:22You have a lot to learn.
00:24What is your problem?
00:26Did you know?
00:27Know what?
00:27That she's pregnant.
00:34Oh.
00:37Oh, Jesus.
00:38Oh, my God.
00:40Oh.
00:41Oh, good morning, Sandra.
00:42Morning, Miss Cora.
00:43How you doing?
00:44That door is getting worse over there.
00:46Oh, I know.
00:47It's stuck and the lock is jamming.
00:48And I asked Mr. Brown to fix it I don't know how many times now.
00:51You know, it's like...
00:52What if we have an emergency or something?
00:54Yeah, well, a lot of things need fixing in this old place.
00:57Right.
00:57I mean, the power keeps glitching.
01:00The thermostat is broken.
01:01It is so cold.
01:02It is cold.
01:03That's right.
01:04You know, but if it ain't one thing around here, it's another.
01:06Yeah.
01:06Well, still, it's a joyous day.
01:10Oh, somebody's in a great mood this morning.
01:12I am.
01:13I say it was so great.
01:14It was.
01:15You know what?
01:15And your friend, Lindor, I'm so proud of him.
01:17How he just reunited the judge and his son.
01:20That was amazing.
01:21I know.
01:22Did you see how happy Judge Shuni was?
01:23We all did.
01:24Oh, my God.
01:25It was so beautiful.
01:26I just...
01:27You know, that's the thing about it.
01:29We're here to spread God's peace and love and joy.
01:31And what I love the most about it all is how y'all are young and y'all understand that.
01:36It's just...
01:36It just blesses me.
01:38I love the work we do here.
01:39I feel so lucky to get to see it and contribute to it.
01:42And you know what?
01:43But I'm happy that you're home and going to school locally now.
01:46And we get to see you more.
01:48Okay, I'm not going to go on and on and on.
01:50But I'm happy to have you home.
01:51I'm going to do my rounds and do some maintenance requests.
01:54All right?
01:54Okay.
01:55Yes, ma'am.
01:56See you later.
02:01Hey, loser.
02:02What's up?
02:04You good?
02:05No.
02:06Hell no.
02:07Hey, what now?
02:09Like a walking disaster.
02:10Takes one to know one.
02:13I still cannot believe this mess.
02:15Yeah.
02:16I'm in deep shit.
02:17Well, you're always in deep shit.
02:18No, no, no.
02:19I'm in deep, deep shit.
02:21I mean, up to the ceiling.
02:22I'm drowning in it.
02:23Yeah, I know.
02:24I couldn't sleep last night.
02:25It's not even my mess.
02:27What is this chick's name?
02:30Megan.
02:31Megan?
02:32Who is Megan?
02:33She's a cheerleader and she calls me Big Daddy.
02:38Big Daddy.
02:40Okay, so she's not very bright.
02:42Well, that could be any of your friends.
02:45You're so funny.
02:47Cannot believe she didn't tell you.
02:49Tell me what?
02:50Tell you what?
02:51Tell you what?
02:52That she's pregnant.
02:57Don't say that out loud.
03:00Can't even bear the thought.
03:02Oh.
03:03Oh!
03:08Oh!
03:09No matter what you do.
03:10I love you.
03:11No matter where you go.
03:13I'm behind you for sure.
03:15Always remember love.
03:18We'll make it if we stay together.
03:23Ah!
03:25Oh!
03:25Oh my God!
03:26What is it?
03:26What?
03:27What?
03:27What?
03:29What you mean?
03:29What?
03:30What?
03:31Didn't you not hear him screaming?
03:33Oh!
03:34See, he just found out that, uh...
03:37Dead.
03:38Dead.
03:40I'm...
03:40Dead.
03:41Dead?
03:42Oh baby, what's wrong?
03:43You...
03:43You...
03:44You...
03:44No, no, no, no.
03:47He's, uh...
03:48He's talking...
03:49He's talking about...
03:51Dead...
03:51Pro.
03:52Dead Pro?
03:53It's a video game.
03:54Yeah.
03:55A video game?
03:56Yeah.
03:56You made it tell me y'all making all this fuss
03:58over a video game?
03:59It's old people in this house.
04:00Y'all can give somebody a heart attack or something.
04:02I thought the boy was truly dying or something.
04:04Y'all need to stop at all this foolishness now here
04:06over a darn video game.
04:07I can't believe you would do that.
04:09Over a video game?
04:10How she's dying?
04:11What kind of chick is this anyways?
04:13Why wouldn't she tell you she's pregnant?
04:14Look, I don't know.
04:15She's probably freaking out too.
04:17What the hell, Phillip?
04:18How did this happen?
04:19How did this happen?
04:21Uh...
04:21Well, Sandra...
04:23When a...
04:24When a man and a woman really like...
04:25Don't shut up!
04:26I know how it happened.
04:29I mean, how did your stupid ass let it happen?
04:31Look, I'm cursed, Sandra.
04:32I...
04:33I mean...
04:33I mean, the girl...
04:34The girls can't get their ass off me!
04:35It's like, I'll be pulling up to the school,
04:37driving with the beast, like...
04:40And you see the hair, right?
04:41The twist?
04:41You see them?
04:42Feel it!
04:43Feel it!
04:43It's not feeling your twist!
04:44Look, they can't control themselves, okay?
04:46Back then, they didn't want me,
04:47and now they all up on me!
04:49It's...
04:50I need a bodyguard.
04:51How much do you think they charge by the hour?
04:53You are delusional, little bro.
04:55Okay, so you still haven't told Mom and Dad?
04:58What?
04:58You think if I told Mom and Dad, I'd still be here right now?
05:01Hey, right about that.
05:03Thank God you told me.
05:04Okay, well when you tell Mom and Dad, do not tell them that I knew.
05:08Focus!
05:09Man, this isn't about you!
05:10Yeah, I know, but whenever your dumb ass gets in trouble,
05:12it always ends up being my fault!
05:14Look, Sandra, this...
05:15This is the worst, okay?
05:17It's like, Mom and Dad don't understand anything anyway.
05:19They're like dinosaurs in the prehistoric dark ages.
05:22Dinosaurs, huh?
05:24Hey!
05:27Hey, Mom!
05:28Hey!
05:29You see the blue popping?
05:31It looks phenomenal with the earrings and the shoes.
05:34They're really pulling together, right?
05:35You see it?
05:35I see it.
05:36You see it?
05:36I see it.
05:37I see it.
05:38I see...
05:39Hey, Dad!
05:41Why you...
05:41Why you look so befuddled?
05:44You don't even know what that means.
05:47Yeah, I do.
05:48What do it mean?
05:50It means...
05:53Dad!
05:53Yeah.
05:54How you look is a great example.
05:55Yeah.
05:56Look, I'm about to turn to a T-Saurus Rex in here
05:58if you don't tell me what's going on.
06:00Come on, Sandra.
06:01Yes, Mom?
06:02Yeah, what did you do?
06:04What?
06:04I am not in this.
06:06You always in it, Sandra.
06:07Yeah, you know what?
06:08I know, Dad.
06:09Which, frankly, I think is ridiculous
06:11and completely unfair if you ask me.
06:13Well, nobody asked you.
06:16Yes, sir.
06:17Come on, Phillip.
06:18Out with it.
06:18We're gonna find out anyway,
06:19so you may as well tell me.
06:20Yep.
06:24Well, uh...
06:28Well...
06:28Yeah.
06:29Hey, what's going on, guys?
06:31What's happening?
06:32These two weirdos acting strange again.
06:34You are so dead.
06:36Dead?
06:37What you talking about, Sandra?
06:39Leah, don't worry about these two.
06:40It's some video game.
06:42Dead Pro or something like that they talk about.
06:44Yes, yes, yeah.
06:44I lost in a video game.
06:46Yes, last night.
06:48He lost and he was so...
06:50Devastated.
06:51Devastated.
06:52Devastated.
06:52About a video game.
06:54Right.
06:54Devastated?
06:55You and me devastated if you don't get to work.
06:58Sir.
06:59You too, Phillip.
06:59You got plenty of choice to do around here.
07:01Yep.
07:02And when you finish with theirs, I have some more things for y'all to do, okay?
07:05Yes, ma'am.
07:06Yes, ma'am.
07:07What you waiting for?
07:09Yep, yep.
07:09Let's get to it.
07:13Devastated.
07:14Buffado.
07:14Mm-hmm.
07:16Did I look buffado?
07:17Not at all.
07:18Okay.
07:18I don't think you know what it is.
07:19I don't think so.
07:25Uh, and stay...
07:26Don't bother me.
07:27I'm busy.
07:31And don't come over here and mess with me because I'm busy, too.
07:33Ain't nobody talking to you, bro.
07:35Now, you know what?
07:35You two have sure spent a lot of time on them computers.
07:38Mark my word.
07:40Them computers gonna get both of y'all into a lot of trouble.
07:42What the what?
07:44Shut up!
07:45Did y'all know that aliens have been visiting elderly homes lately?
07:49See what I mean?
07:50What you talking about, Brown?
07:51Now, in New York, it said right here.
07:53In New York City, there was two sightings in two elderly homes
07:57where the aliens invaded and infiltrated the alien site.
08:03Do you mean infiltrated?
08:04Oh, my sister.
08:05That's what I said.
08:06Oh, my sister.
08:07Read a book.
08:08Take a class.
08:09Do something.
08:09It's ridiculous.
08:10What you think I'm doing?
08:11I'm reading.
08:12That's what I'm doing.
08:13About the aliens?
08:14Yes, about the aliens.
08:16It's been over 300 sightings right here.
08:18Over 300 sightings.
08:20Shut up!
08:22They've been cloning elderly people.
08:24Brown, you cannot believe everything you see on the internet, fool!
08:27I have you to know this is a credit sight.
08:30A credit sight?
08:32Yes, a credit sight.
08:34And this guy, Dr. Uranus?
08:36Oh, my.
08:36Yeah, he got proof that they've been cloning us for decades.
08:39Yeah, and I think he what you call one of them, uh, astro...
08:45An astronomer.
08:46He's an astronomer.
08:47Yeah, he wanted it.
08:48And I think you mean credible sight, not credit sight.
08:51And I think that's what I said.
08:54See, he one of them doctors, he know all about this alien stuff.
08:58He know alien stuff because they even named a planet after him.
09:02Oh, my God.
09:02The planet is called...
09:03It's a brown planet.
09:05They call it Uranus.
09:06Yeah, you an anus.
09:07A big brown anus.
09:09That's what you are.
09:09You an anus.
09:11You, your mama is an anus.
09:13Look, I'ma tell you.
09:15What they do is, they'll put a mask on you.
09:18And then when they put that mask on you,
09:20that's when they start cloning your face.
09:23And then they put that mask, and next thing you know,
09:25you clone.
09:27You clone just like that.
09:28See how you look?
09:29See, this is why you can't let old people be on the internet.
09:33This is why, right here.
09:35This is how you know if people been cloned.
09:37Because they say when they clone, they'll come back big,
09:40ugly, ignorant, ornery, with no soul.
09:46Yep, yep.
09:50Your mama is a clone.
09:52How about that?
09:52And Anastasia, I know you're not online ordering more stuff you don't need.
09:57You got all these boxes over here blocking the back door full of junk.
10:01You keep ordering.
10:02I beg your pardon.
10:04I am not online ordering junk.
10:07Well, what are you online doing?
10:09I'm mining.
10:10Mining what?
10:11Mining my own damn business, jackass.
10:15Okay, well, this jackass has a box for you.
10:18Oh, I'm sorry.
10:20That's an anti-aging kit I ordered.
10:24Anastasia, that stuff does not work.
10:27And Anastasia, girl, you don't need no anti-aging kit.
10:30Oh, Mr. Prilman, it's so sweet.
10:33You need a magic kit.
10:34You don't.
10:36It disappeared.
10:45You good?
10:48I've been better.
10:49Well, you look horrible.
10:51Gee, thanks.
10:53You seen our nosy-ass parents?
10:54No, I was trying to stay out of their way.
10:57Yeah, I'm just praying that they go somewhere and just stay there.
11:03Sorry?
11:08Yeah, it looks like God didn't hear your little prayer because I'm not going anywhere and I'm
11:12staying right here.
11:13What?
11:14Why would I want you to go anywhere, man?
11:16I love you.
11:17I love you too, Dad.
11:19Thanks.
11:20Now, out with it.
11:22Out with what?
11:24Out with whatever has you in here spreading love and prayers.
11:27Stop playing with me, man.
11:29What's going on?
11:37Well, Dad.
11:38Don't do it, bro.
11:40Sandra, you're not helping.
11:41Dad, I'm sorry, but Phillip's not a child anymore.
11:44Yeah, what she said.
11:45Who you think you're talking to?
11:46I'm going back here.
11:48You okay, babe?
11:49Now, your son over here is in some deep shit.
11:52Whoa, whoa, whoa, Dad.
11:53No need to curse.
11:56Phillip, what is going on with you?
11:58Now, you know you can talk to us about anything.
12:00Oh, don't fall for that.
12:02Sandra?
12:03Listen, Mom, Dad, with all due respect, you have to trust that you've raised a smart and responsible
12:10son, okay?
12:11He's growing into adulthood.
12:12And sometimes a young person needs time to figure out what's going on before he shares
12:16it with his parents.
12:17And the parents need to understand and trust that they've done a good job.
12:21Just let the child know that they'll be there for them if and when they decide to share
12:24what's going on in their personal life.
12:26Damn.
12:27Yeah, what he said.
12:30Sandra, that was really good advice.
12:32It actually was.
12:34All right.
12:34I gotta apologize to you, son.
12:37Maybe your sister's right.
12:38Thanks, Dad.
12:39And thanks, Sandra.
12:41Okay, Phillip.
12:44I'mma leave it alone.
12:46Yeah, son.
12:47Whenever you are ready to talk about what's going on with you, we're here.
12:51Yeah.
12:51I will.
12:52When the time is right.
12:53Yeah, you're out of the hot seat for now.
12:56Mm-hmm.
12:56But I'm watching you.
12:58Mm-hmm.
12:59The both of you.
13:00Mm-hmm.
13:03And my eyes on you.
13:07So strange.
13:08Yeah.
13:09Hey, that speech was awesome.
13:11Thanks.
13:11I saw it on an episode of a reality show last night.
13:14Well, it saved my ass.
13:16Yeah, for now.
13:17Megan's still pregnant, so you're now in the sunset of what was once a promising young
13:21life, little boy.
13:25Gee.
13:26Thanks.
13:31Ooh, why is it so cold in here?
13:34Yes, Cora.
13:35It is cold.
13:36Jeez.
13:39What?
13:39Cora, we in trouble.
13:41What?
13:41What's wrong?
13:42We in the last days.
13:44It's just gonna take cold when we in the last days.
13:46That's how they get us, Cora.
13:47First sign, the last days, cold.
13:49Now, what does the last days have to do with cold?
13:51Cora, I...
13:52Look.
13:53I was reading on the inner line.
13:55What they gonna...
13:56Yes, on the inner line, Cora.
13:58What they need is they needed to be cold in order to complete the transformation and clone
14:03people.
14:03You meant on the internet, Mr. Brown.
14:06Yes.
14:06You know, just calm yourself.
14:07All we gotta do is just adjust the thermostat.
14:10Cora, we ain't gonna...
14:10What that's gonna do?
14:11Adjusting the thermostat for aliens.
14:13That ain't gonna do nothing.
14:14Now, what are you talking about and who?
14:17Cora, you didn't know?
14:18Didn't know what?
14:19You didn't know, Cora?
14:20Know what?
14:20You don't know?
14:21No.
14:22Them aliens, they cloning elderly people.
14:25Oh, Mr. Brown, ain't anybody got time for that foolishness.
14:28Cora, it ain't no foolishness.
14:29It's been 300 accounts of aliens being seen.
14:32Mr. Brown.
14:33I'ma tell you how you know it's an alien.
14:34How?
14:35They'll be big, ugly, and look like a goon.
14:39Oh, hey, Ms. Cora.
14:40Oh.
14:41Oh.
14:41Hey, hey, Mr. Ben.
14:42What y'all talking about?
14:44Goons.
14:45Don't pay no attention to Mr. Brown.
14:47He talking about aliens are cloning old folks.
14:49Well, I sure hope they don't clone another brown.
14:51Two of y'all with those four fingers would be way too much.
14:55They said if it's a sudden power, Abby, that's how you know it's a clone being made right
15:01for your-
15:01Oh.
15:02I told y'all!
15:04Maybe a clone!
15:05I told y'all!
15:06I'm scared!
15:06Somebody hold me!
15:08Hold me!
15:09Well, don't be afraid, Mr. Brown.
15:11Come on, Mr. Ben.
15:12Let's go check the bracket.
15:13Man up, Brown.
15:13That's what you need to do.
15:14Man up.
15:15We're gonna check.
15:16Stupid.
15:16Wait a minute.
15:17Let me read more of you.
15:20They need a definite picture of your face to clone you.
15:25And if you see someone in a mask, suddenly run.
15:30They are being cloned.
15:32They will try to block you, but get out of the building as fast as possible.
15:36These people are crazy.
15:41Help!
15:44Help!
15:47Help!
15:50Help!
15:51Help!
15:52Help!
15:53Help!
15:53Help!
15:54Help!
15:54I don't wanna be cloned!
15:55I'm too pretty!
15:56Help!
15:57Help!
15:58Help!
16:01What the hell is all that noise?
16:03Ms. Anastasia, are you alright?
16:04I'm fine, but Mr. Brown just lost his mind.
16:07He ain't never had a mind.
16:09Well, what happened?
16:11Ran out of here like a bat out of here!
16:14Oh my God!
16:16I hope he don't come back!
16:19So, what do you think is going on with your son?
16:23Who knows?
16:24You know, he's a teenage boy.
16:25They professionals are finding trouble.
16:27Think we should be worried?
16:29I mean, we parents, babe.
16:30It's our job to worry.
16:32And evidently, it's their job to give us something to worry about.
16:36Hey, baby girl.
16:38Hey, Mom.
16:39Hey, Dad.
16:40Bye, Mom.
16:41Bye, Dad.
16:41Sandra?
16:43Yeah, Dad?
16:46Do you know what's going on with your brother?
16:48Uh, my brother?
16:51Yeah, your brother.
16:52What brother?
16:53Oh, Phillip?
16:55Girl, you have been acting strange all day.
16:57Strange?
16:58No, no, no, no.
16:59I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm tired.
17:01Yeah.
17:02Registering for classes always takes it out of me.
17:06See ya.
17:07Girl.
17:08She know something.
17:09Sit.
17:11Are you guys trying to get information out of me?
17:13Probably.
17:15But your father and I want to talk to you and your brother.
17:18Guys, I am not in this.
17:20No.
17:21You're wrong about this one.
17:23You are in this.
17:24You're stressing me out.
17:25Let's get to the bottom of this.
17:27Um.
17:29Phillip!
17:30Get in here.
17:34Find out what's going on.
17:36Yeah.
17:36Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.
17:38Uh.
17:42What's, uh, what's Sandra doing here?
17:44What are you guys talking about?
17:46Mom, Dad, whatever she says, she's lying!
17:48Relax, idiot.
17:49You're gonna screw yourself up being so paranoid.
17:51I just got here.
17:52Oh.
17:52Never mind.
17:54What in the world is going on with you two today?
17:57Your son is a mindless brat who has no common sense.
18:01Phillip?
18:02Hm?
18:03What you got?
18:05What, what I got?
18:08You got nothing?
18:09Your sister just called you a mindless brat.
18:12Mm-hmm.
18:12And you don't have any comeback?
18:13Like, you're not gonna say she looks like Whoville from the Grinch or anything?
18:17Or that her forehead is so big she has a before and after head?
18:22I don't even know anything.
18:23You guys are so not funny.
18:24Mm.
18:25No, I don't think he'll be saying anything today.
18:27In fact, I don't even know why he's laughing.
18:30Laughing?
18:31Who's laughing?
18:33Boy, you must've got yourself some pretty deep shit.
18:36Let it go.
18:37Let it go, baby.
18:38I'm just saying.
18:38He'll tell us when he's ready.
18:40But, uh, we want to talk to you two.
18:45I didn't do it.
18:46It was definitely Phillip.
18:48Would you leave your brother alone?
18:49He is obviously having a rough day, okay?
18:53Wait, so you guys already know?
18:56What are you doing with that?
18:58I found it in the bathroom.
19:00Your mother was looking for that.
19:02Thank you, baby.
19:03Uh, well, that brings us to what we wanted to talk about.
19:13Of course it does.
19:17How do you guys feel about babies?
19:19Hate them bastards.
19:19What?
19:21What's wrong with you?
19:23You are so warped.
19:25I hope you didn't mean that.
19:27No, no.
19:27Of course not.
19:28I don't know where that came from.
19:30I'm sorry.
19:31Continue, sir.
19:31Good.
19:32Good, because, yeah.
19:33You're about to have a...
19:34Have a baby?
19:36Brother.
19:37Or sister.
19:39Huh?
19:40What?
19:41Yeah.
19:43Your mom's pregnant.
19:46Yippee.
19:57Wait, wait.
19:58So you're having a baby?
19:59Wait, that's yours?
20:01You guys don't seem excited.
20:04No, yes.
20:04Yes, we are.
20:05We are so happy.
20:06We are so, so happy.
20:08Wait, so I'm not going to be an aunt?
20:09I'm way too young to be called auntie.
20:11Am I?
20:12Girl, no.
20:13A big sister.
20:15And I'm going to be a big brother.
20:17Yes.
20:18Are you two on drugs?
20:20What's going on?
20:20No.
20:21No, dad.
20:21We are so happy for you and mom.
20:24Yes.
20:25Yes.
20:25So, so, so happy.
20:27So happy.
20:28I love you guys so much.
20:29I love you.
20:29I love you.
20:30I love you.
20:31I love everybody.
20:32They're right in here.
20:33Come on.
20:33Come on, officer.
20:34Right here.
20:35They was over here and she was...
20:37Mr. Brown, is everything okay?
20:38No.
20:39What's going on, officer?
20:40What's the problem?
20:41Does anyone know this man?
20:43He says there's some sort of alien in filter going on.
20:47I don't see him.
20:49Things everywhere.
21:11Things everywhere.
21:12Things everywhere.
21:17Things everywhere.
21:20Things everywhere.
21:21Things everywhere.
21:25Things everywhere.
21:28Things everywhere.
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