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00:02Hey, Reggie, what's going on?
00:05Good morning, Vinnie.
00:06Oh, man, we haven't seen much of you lately.
00:08Yeah, I know.
00:09How's everybody?
00:10Oh, Reggie, I don't know about everybody else,
00:12but check this out.
00:13I got a hold to a juice that makes a man perform
00:17like he's in his 20s.
00:1920s?
00:20That sounds dangerous.
00:21Oh, no, Reggie, that's a lot of fun.
00:23Hey, man, how's the family?
00:24They all wonderful.
00:25Oh, man, that's good.
00:27You know, we still talking about reunion, you know?
00:29I almost shed a tear, because I was touched.
00:32I don't cry, because I'm not soft.
00:34I didn't even cry when I came out.
00:36Yeah, I get the point.
00:37No, no, no, Reggie, I was touched in ways
00:39like I've never been touched before,
00:41and I've been touched a lot, Reggie.
00:43Don't stop being nasty.
00:44It's too early to be talking about getting touched.
00:46Yeah, it's too early for you to be stupid.
00:48You know what?
00:49You got one more time.
00:50You're stupid.
00:51You better be glad I prayed not to slap nobody.
00:53Call me stupid again.
00:54Here it come, bro.
00:55Stupid.
00:55I see nothing much changed around here.
00:58Vinny, what you doing so dressed up this early in the morning?
01:01Going to sell bean pies.
01:02To his mama, because she's my biggest customer.
01:05I've got a business meeting.
01:07How about that?
01:08What kind of business you got?
01:09Wouldn't you like to know?
01:10But check this out.
01:11I'm finna get paid.
01:13Oh, I want to get paid.
01:15Can I go?
01:15Well, Brown, it's a special invite only, and you know what?
01:19I think about maybe later on I'll bring you in if you can handle responsibility.
01:25Responsibility?
01:25Don't you know what they call me at the church?
01:27Stupid.
01:29No, they call me Mr. Responsibility.
01:32I doubt it.
01:32That's true.
01:33But you know what, Brown?
01:34See ya, wouldn't want to be ya, and oh yeah, Brown.
01:37Watch out there now.
01:39Hey, Vinny.
01:40Who made breakfast?
01:41Good morning, Judge.
01:43I made breakfast.
01:44Well, that's music to my ears.
01:46So is the family still here?
01:48They are.
01:49Good, good.
01:49Yeah, where they live?
01:51Well, they moved to a town in Maryland just outside of D.C.
01:54Oh, okay.
01:55So how's the visit been going?
01:57It is better than I could have hoped.
01:59That is so good to hear.
02:00I'm excited to see them today.
02:02We're going to take my grandson to the aquarium.
02:04Oh, the aquarium.
02:05Now that sounds lovely.
02:06Oh, he gonna love that.
02:07Me and Cory went down to the aquarium, and they got this big old tank.
02:10You can feel like you're under the ocean.
02:12A shark came over while I was in there.
02:14Boy, I was so nerveless.
02:16It is so good that you're spending so much time with your family, Judge.
02:19Oh, and I'm really excited to see them today, because I have a big surprise for them.
02:24Oh, well, what's the surprise?
02:25Yeah, I like surprises.
02:26What's the surprise?
02:28Well, I'm gonna tell them that I'm going back to D.C.
02:31That I've decided to live with them.
02:38No matter what you do, I love you.
02:41No matter where you go, I'm behind you for sure.
02:45Always remember, yeah.
02:48We'll make it if we stay together.
02:55Oh.
02:56Oh.
02:57Oh.
02:57So does this mean you moving out?
02:59I'm afraid so.
03:01I can't tell you how much I'm gonna miss everybody around here.
03:03Well, of course, you know you gotta pay two months' rent before you leave.
03:08Don't worry, Brown.
03:09I will pay out my term, even if I have to leave early.
03:12Wow, that's a big step, Judge.
03:14Yes, it is.
03:15Well, I just, I've missed so much time with Brandon since we had our falling out.
03:19Uh-huh.
03:20And since we're back in each other's lives now, I don't want to miss one more moment.
03:24I just want you to know that when you leave, some money need to be on the table.
03:29You can leave it in quarters.
03:30However you want to leave it, just leave that money on the table.
03:32Mr. Brandon, you can do that.
03:34He's an honorable, Judge is an honorable man.
03:36He'll be honorable when he give me that money.
03:38I'm gonna pay you, Brown.
03:40Don't be such a Neanderthal.
03:42Neanderthal these.
03:42I need a wire or I need a check.
03:45Some piece of work.
03:46He is a piece of work.
03:47Piece of work.
03:48Well, it takes a piece of work to know a piece of work.
03:50That is so wonderful that Brandon is wanting you to come live with him, Judge.
03:54Yeah, cause most of these young people these days, they don't want old people hanging around them.
03:58So what did he say when you took him?
04:00Say about what?
04:01About you leaving here and going to D.C. with him.
04:04Oh, no, no.
04:05He didn't say anything.
04:06Didn't I tell you?
04:07It's a surprise.
04:09Oh, you surprised at him.
04:10By going to live with him?
04:12Yeah, I can't wait to see his face when I tell him the surprise.
04:16I can't wait to see his son's face when he tell him the surprise.
04:20Yes, that's what I'm afraid of.
04:21You can't just go tell nobody you're gonna go just live with him and just pop up on him all
04:25of a sudden.
04:26That's true.
04:26I had a relative that did that one time and next thing you know they stayed four, five years.
04:31What?
04:31I should've known it was a problem when she brought her bed in.
04:33She brought her bed in?
04:34Yes, brought her bed.
04:35And you let her move it right in?
04:37You said she won't spend the night, Cora.
04:38I don't like how this feels.
04:40This might not be so good.
04:41All I know is he better have my money.
04:43I want my money and I want it now.
04:46Mr. Brown.
04:49Hey, Vinnie.
04:50Hey, Effie.
04:51What's going on?
04:53Oh, man.
04:53I want you to meet my business partner, Mr. Kevon Wabawang.
04:58Wait.
04:59Come again?
05:00Wabawang.
05:01I know it's not a popular last name.
05:04So, what kind of business?
05:06We sell a wonder juice.
05:08Kevin father sells a juice that makes a man feel like he's in his twenties, man.
05:14Yeah, you don't say.
05:15No, I say.
05:16Here, take a sample, man.
05:18Okay.
05:19Try that.
05:20I'll get that down in you.
05:21Huh?
05:22Huh?
05:23Huh?
05:24Now, you know you're smashing that young girl.
05:27You need to get a bottle of this, man.
05:29Let me get my wallet.
05:33Great job, Vinnie.
05:35You are quite the salesman.
05:36I know.
05:37You're in a better situation than most of our business associates.
05:40Mm-hmm.
05:40Living here, you've got a built-in customer base.
05:42Which, as you know, we'll refer to in our videos as...
05:45Potential target client pool, baby.
05:48And once we've established our targeted pool of customers, we can specifically market
05:51to them and their needs.
05:53Man, these old mothers got so many needs in them, it is ridiculous.
05:56They got everything wrong.
05:57That is great.
05:59They want to buy up all your Wabawang juice as they hear and experience its benefits.
06:03Which is a ching-ching for you and me, right?
06:06Yes, and I suspect some will be so excited, they'll also want to partner with you.
06:11I know.
06:11So they'll join the business under your umbrella, which is another stream of revenue for you and me.
06:17Win-win, baby!
06:19That's what we call a Wabawang.
06:22I see it.
06:22I see it.
06:23So what are you going to buy when you make all this money, Vinnie?
06:25I'm going to get me a Bentley.
06:27Well, I can't wait.
06:28Mm-hmm.
06:28To be riding with you in your new Bentley.
06:31Deep, baby!
06:32Deep, baby!
06:33Deep, baby!
06:34Well, I better get going.
06:35No, no, no, no, no.
06:36Hey, Grandpa.
06:37Hey, Grandpa Vinnie, what's all this?
06:38Oh, looks like you have more questions.
06:39I know.
06:40I want you to meet my grandson, Jeremy, and his lovely wife, Leah.
06:45Meet my business partner, Mr. Wabawang.
06:51Nice to meet you, Jeremy and me.
06:54Oh, yeah, Kevin Bob himself.
06:57Dr. Bridgeton Wabawang.
07:00That's quite a name.
07:01He's a nutritionist-physicist expert.
07:04A nutrition-physicist expert.
07:06Expert, right, right, right.
07:07He specializes in body functions.
07:10Mm-hmm.
07:10And he came up with a juice that's going to revolutionize the medical industry.
07:13America!
07:16But we got to keep it on the low low because all the doctors are after him.
07:20Oh, really?
07:21Mm-hmm.
07:21Why?
07:22Because my father's juice cures 90% of all things that make people sing.
07:2790.
07:27Where people learn about this juice.
07:29Mm-hmm.
07:29It'll put most drug companies-
07:30And the doctors!
07:31Out of business!
07:32Out of business!
07:34Here, try yourself a sample.
07:36Try that.
07:37Get that in you.
07:38All of that.
07:39Get some of that.
07:40Huh?
07:40Huh?
07:40Huh?
07:41Huh?
07:43Wabawang.
07:45His taste sort of familiar.
07:47I know.
07:47I do.
07:48Tell you what.
07:48If you drank this juice for a year, it'll get rid of all your medical needs.
07:53And it's even good for Leah.
07:54You know, she's about to have a baby.
07:56You don't say.
07:57I say.
07:59Congratulations.
08:01This is your lucky day.
08:03Hey.
08:03Wabawang is proven to help women have a perfect pregnancy.
08:06Really?
08:07Okay, well, I don't need any issues with this baby, so sign me up.
08:10Ah, great, great.
08:11Look at that.
08:12Look at that.
08:12Look at that.
08:18Yes.
08:19Yes, we do change them if they wet.
08:21You think I'm gonna just leave them sitting there in the wet?
08:24Oh, hello.
08:25How you doing, huh?
08:26Hey.
08:27We met briefly the other night.
08:28Yes, I remember.
08:29Miss Cora, wasn't it?
08:30That's right.
08:31And Mr. Brown.
08:31Yes, sir.
08:32And you're Brandon?
08:33Yes.
08:33All right.
08:34It's good to see you again.
08:36It's nice to see you folks again.
08:37My dad's told me so much about you.
08:39Well, you know, I do have a lasting effect on people.
08:41Uh, Broderick it is, right?
08:43No, Brandon.
08:43Brandon, Brandon, Brandon.
08:44Hey, do you like surprises?
08:46Mr. Brown.
08:47That's an interesting question.
08:48I guess it depends on what the surprise is.
08:49Right.
08:50Well, there's surprises.
08:51Hey, Dad.
08:55Uh, your daddy got a surprise.
08:57He want to tell you.
08:58Mr. Brown.
08:58Mr. Brown, you don't give away people's surprises.
09:01Well, you don't just cold surprise somebody.
09:03You warm them up.
09:04He warm now.
09:04Tell him.
09:05So, wait, what is it?
09:07Uh, well, what the hell.
09:12Son, this past week has been the greatest week of my life.
09:16I hope you agree.
09:18It's been a nice week, Dad.
09:21So, I've decided to go with you to D.C., move in with you, and help take care of Troy,
09:28and we can be a family.
09:29Surprise!
09:32Um, to live with who?
09:35With me?
09:36Well, yeah.
09:38No, Dad.
09:40Absolutely not.
09:41Judge, your face look more surprised than his.
09:44Mr. Brown, would you hush?
09:45I'm trying to help him with the surprise.
09:47How are you trying to help him?
09:49I just thought that...
09:51You thought what, Dad?
09:51Uh, well, uh, since we've made up, and, uh, we've been getting along so well, that...
10:01Look, Dad, I'm sorry if that came off harsh or rude.
10:04Oh, it came across harsher.
10:06Matter of fact, it came across harsher to me.
10:08Mr. Brown!
10:08I felt it in my...
10:09Would you...
10:10Hey, what, how about you?
10:11Don't you have some reports you need to finish?
10:13No, I did them last week.
10:14Yeah, the way you...
10:15Okay, Mr. Brown, okay, you said stuff you wanted to start in the backyard, right?
10:18No, I did that last week, too.
10:19Oh, Mr. Brown!
10:21Okay, well, how about we just go out and let the judge and his son have a talk?
10:24How about if when you're talking to your daddy, you have a little less attitude?
10:28What if you do that?
10:29Well, you didn't catch the hint, Daddy.
10:31Well, that's because you didn't throw no hint.
10:32When you want somebody to have a hint, you say hint, hint.
10:35Well, hint, hint, let's come on then.
10:36Well, that's the way you should...
10:37Well, you just come on.
10:43Dad, I didn't mean to be harsh.
10:46Well, at least you were honest with how you were feeling.
10:51Well, we need to be honest with one another.
10:53That's why our relationship had been strained for so long.
10:57Strain?
10:58More like non-existent.
11:00Yeah.
11:01Well, there was a lot of resentment that I was holding on to.
11:05Well, it sounds like you still have a lot of resentment.
11:08Hmm?
11:09For sure, there is.
11:12Well, what made you decide to break the ice and come here?
11:18A young man who works here.
11:21Lindor reached out a few times.
11:23And something about having Troy and Lisa in my life now and being a father myself.
11:30It changed me.
11:31I thought enough time had gone by and we needed to bury the hatchet.
11:35I don't even remember what the arguments were about.
11:38That's funny.
11:40Because I remember all of them.
11:42Well, I learned that you and I should never discuss politics.
11:45Yeah, we see the plight of our people very differently.
11:49But our fights were never just about the politics.
11:52I know that now.
11:53Well, what were they about?
11:55I was mad at you.
11:58My childhood was hard.
11:59It wasn't easy being your son.
12:00I know.
12:03I was a hard man.
12:05I raised you the way my father raised me.
12:09Yeah.
12:10Well, I'm not raising Troy the way that I was raised.
12:12I tried to be a good father.
12:15I know.
12:16And I tried to be a good son.
12:17What?
12:18You were.
12:20Well, it's too bad I didn't know that.
12:21Well, I'm sorry.
12:27It's okay, Dad.
12:27But none of that has anything to do with why you're not living with me.
12:32Well, what does it have to do with?
12:35I have a new family.
12:37I'm overwhelmed trying to figure that out.
12:40And you and I, we just started back talking.
12:44We need some time.
12:48Hmm.
12:50Fair enough.
12:55So you, you ready to go to the aquarium?
13:01Oh, I, I, I think you should go.
13:06I, I, I've, I've got so much around here that I've got to take care of.
13:14You sure?
13:16Yeah.
13:16Yeah.
13:17Yeah.
13:18This place keeps me busy.
13:21Whew.
13:21Okay.
13:23Lisa and I will come by this week before we leave town.
13:30That would be great.
13:37Bye, Dad.
13:38Good.
13:41It's okay.
14:17Oh, I feel tingly.
14:19I know.
14:20Uh-huh.
14:20And it'll help you lose weight, too.
14:22It's got all of that, Brown.
14:24Wow.
14:24My doctor said I got an enlarged prostrate.
14:26Will it help that?
14:27It kills that and more, Brown.
14:29It does, man.
14:30Really?
14:31Well, I need several bottles of this.
14:32I know you do.
14:33You know what?
14:34Today's your lucky day, Brown.
14:36Vinny, you're supposed to be paid.
14:37You know what?
14:38I think you're right.
14:39I'm thinking about changing my name to Cha-Ching, huh?
14:43Cha-Ching?
14:44Cha-Ching.
14:44People are going to think I'm Asian.
14:46In fact, I'm going to have people call me Mr. Ching.
14:50Mr. Ching.
14:51That's going to be my new name.
14:51Well, Mr. Ching, can you count me in?
14:53Oh, yeah.
14:53You know, I'll maybe let you by yourself in, Brown.
14:56I probably will.
14:57Hey, I promise.
14:58I'm going to be a good business partner.
14:59I bring a lot of people in from the church.
15:01All right.
15:02Hey, Epi.
15:03How is business?
15:04Business is great.
15:04Now, Epi, I heard you was dealing with the gout.
15:07Yes.
15:07He got a bad rash.
15:09It stinks, too.
15:09Mm-mm-mm.
15:10Only good.
15:10It's horrible, man.
15:11The gout is terrible.
15:13Yeah, but you need to get some of this Wobble Wham juice, man.
15:16It kills gout.
15:17And anything else that's going on with you, man, I'm telling you.
15:20See, I can tell by the looks of you.
15:22You two have a lot of shit in your body.
15:24Literally.
15:25I can smell it from right here.
15:28What y'all need to do is get several bottles.
15:31And, Brown, you need to soak in it.
15:33You need to buy, like, nine cases and drink it every day.
15:37Double doses.
15:37Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
15:38Let me get my checkbook.
15:41Let me get mine, too.
15:42I want you to find one.
15:43Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:45Whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:47What do I look like?
15:48Boo Boo the food?
15:49Yeah.
15:50Yes, you look like him.
15:51You do?
15:51I'm not taking a checkbook from either one of you clowns.
15:54I need that green.
15:56Go get me some green and we can come back.
15:59When you come back, we can talk.
16:00Go get the green.
16:01That's good.
16:01Go get the green.
16:02Come back with no damn shit.
16:04I don't take no shit.
16:04Boo Boo wants green.
16:05Yeah, Boo Boo wants shit.
16:06But it do taste good.
16:07Boo Boo wants cash.
16:08That's what Boo Boo want.
16:09I feel taken.
16:14Hey, hey, hey.
16:15I am so excited.
16:16I heard the good news.
16:17We are so excited for y'all.
16:20Oh, thank you, Cora.
16:21You know Jeremy and I are over the moon.
16:23Oh, I tell you.
16:24I'm so happy for y'all.
16:25I don't know what to do.
16:26Girl, you hungry?
16:27You craving anything?
16:28Mmm, no.
16:29No cravings just yet.
16:31Well, good.
16:31Cause you know I can fix any type food that y'all want.
16:34You know, I gotta be ready for this baby.
16:36And I gotta keep you fed.
16:37Mmm.
16:37Now see, I don't know if this baby ready, but I'm ready.
16:39Okay.
16:40Oh, now Grandpa Vinny had me get some of his Wobble Wham juice.
16:44And you won't be drinking a drop of that Wobble Wham juice.
16:46Huh?
16:46No.
16:47No.
16:47You know how Uncle Vinny is.
16:49He's always trying to get in on get rich quick scam.
16:52No, we're not doing that.
16:53We gotta find out what's in that juice before you drink it.
16:56Okay.
16:56Well look, he said there have been studies to show that it helps women have healthy pregnancies.
17:01Now how many babies he done had?
17:03He ain't had no baby girl.
17:04He don't know nothing about that.
17:05No.
17:06So I gotta do a study myself on who did the study and who was the study.
17:12Okay.
17:12I get you.
17:13I'll put you on your right hand.
17:14All right.
17:14I'm with you.
17:15Girl, as long as you with me.
17:16I'm with you.
17:16Stay with me.
17:17I'm with you.
17:18I'm for that girl.
17:19I'm sorry.
17:20Hey, Judge.
17:21Oh, hey.
17:22Uh oh.
17:23You okay, Judge?
17:25Oh yeah.
17:25I'm fine.
17:26Well, you don't look fine, sir.
17:28You wanna talk about it?
17:31My son doesn't want me to stay with him.
17:33And, uh, I thought we'd had such a great week.
17:38And I thought he'd be so excited.
17:40Well, I'm sure it was a great week.
17:42I mean, and he said it himself when he was here early.
17:45Now Judge, do you wanna stay with him?
17:50Of course.
17:50I've missed so much time with my grandson and my daughter-in-law and I thought we'd be a family
17:55again.
17:56Okay.
17:56Well, you know that Washington, D.C. is just a short plane ride away.
18:01That's right.
18:01Yeah, and you can go visit.
18:03Anytime.
18:04If he'd be willing to do that.
18:06Well, I'm sure he would be fine with that.
18:09Hmm.
18:09How can you be so sure?
18:11Because I know people.
18:12Y'all haven't spoken in over 10 years.
18:15Just think, you went from that to moving in.
18:18Judge, that does sound like a lot.
18:20Yeah.
18:21I mean, maybe, maybe baby steps with Brandon.
18:25Right.
18:25Because everything in life takes time.
18:28You know, you gotta crawl before you walk and walk before you run.
18:32You know Cora's right.
18:35Maybe don't rush it, Judge.
18:39But he's excluded me for all these years.
18:42We just have to let that be.
18:44Mm-hmm.
18:44You don't wanna waste any more time being mad.
18:47Yes.
18:48I thought you were going to the aquarium today.
18:50You were so excited.
18:51Well, I was.
18:52But I changed my mind after we spoke.
18:55Judge Joanie.
18:55Now you know you can't dwell on that.
18:58You gotta get out of your felons.
19:00And if you wanna spend time with him, you have to do it on his terms.
19:03He'll come around.
19:05Eventually.
19:06Now, you know the only person you punish by not going to that aquarium is yourself.
19:11Yeah.
19:11And Leah's right.
19:13Just think, you spent this past week rebuilding the relationship that you didn't think could
19:18be repaired.
19:19So let's just thank the good Lord and just make the best of the time that you have.
19:24Hmm.
19:27I'm going to try.
19:29That's good, sir.
19:30That's good.
19:30That's all we can ask.
19:32Yes.
19:42Now, I'm so excited that all of y'all have decided to join my new business plan.
19:48Now, look.
19:48Y'all going to be selling under me, okay?
19:51Now, give me them debit cards.
19:53Uh-huh.
19:53Jeremy, do not hand-gramp any of your debit cards.
19:56Well, what's wrong?
19:57I'm trying to get in on this early.
19:59Because it's a scam.
20:00A scam?
20:01Yeah.
20:01Yeah.
20:01It is all over the internet.
20:03Yes.
20:03So just pull a label off that box.
20:05What?
20:06What?
20:06Hmm.
20:07It ain't nothing but Pro Juice.
20:11Man.
20:11So that is why we have all been rushing to the bathroom all day?
20:15Yes.
20:16And I thought I had a stomach virus.
20:18I got to go again.
20:19I hope we got some baby wipes.
20:21Ooh.
20:22Ooh.
20:24Damn it.
20:25Damn it.
20:25Damn it.
20:26I mean, got again.
20:27Man, that dude got me.
20:28How did you fight for that?
20:30I don't know.
20:31I guess I'm stupid.
20:33I guess so.
20:34Hey.
20:35Trying to get rich.
20:37Prune juice.
20:40Have you drank any of it?
20:41No, I wouldn't touch it myself.
20:43See, but you gonna give it to everybody else.
20:45No, I'm into this.
20:45But you wouldn't drink it.
20:46No, not at all.
20:47How terrible is that?
20:50Get some candy.
20:51I might drink it.
20:54Sorry.
21:15Stop this.
21:16You know, we aren't going to simply risk for...
21:16But it's here!
21:17You have to eat!
21:17I don't go to anything fast.
21:17Do not fal up a football contest.
21:17I'm not going to sit.
21:18Let's do it in abuchadnexist.
21:18Totally has several drugs.
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