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00:01We've recruited an interstate detective to lead the case.
00:04Detective Eddie Redcliffe is my name.
00:06I'm from Darwin. I'm running the show
00:08and I want to get this thing wrapped up in record-o-time-o.
00:13Deadlock has a serial killer.
00:14He has been living under my nose for five years.
00:17I probably know him.
00:17You are not my partner.
00:18I am. It is deeply unfortunate.
00:21I don't have a best friend because my best friend died.
00:25I'm king effing shit up in Darwin!
00:28They don't want me either!
00:29Why not?
00:29Because I fucking killed my partner!
00:32Bushy.
00:32He got eaten by a croc.
00:34I was supposed to be with him when it happened but I was pissing on.
00:36Just a job.
00:37I'll see.
00:38Right now my job's more important than us, Kath.
00:40I'm sorry to call you Collins, by the way.
00:42It's just a little nickname.
00:43Okay.
00:44Alright.
00:44Fucking hell, Collins. You fucking cracked it!
00:47Oh.
00:48You hated him, sexy.
00:49Let's leave Deadlock.
00:51Okay.
00:52Okay.
00:53Bushy wasn't chum.
00:55He wasn't eaten by a croc.
00:56He was shot in the head.
00:59I knew when he went missing there was something sus about him.
01:01That's why they sent me down here.
01:03They just didn't want me stepping around because I was right.
01:06G'day Holly.
01:07Um, we're here to help solve Bushy's murder.
01:38He bundled it up.
01:38The
01:38one
01:43Sorry, we went to the wrong croc tour.
01:45Yep, so those missing Swedish backpackers did our boat tour,
01:48then they left and they got Wolf's boat, probably.
01:50Yeah, we'll just wait for these latecomers.
01:52Yeah.
01:53Okay.
01:54Right, Leon, don't have a seat.
01:56It's Leon, not...
01:58Yeah, song, babe.
01:59Welcome to Don Darrell's Best Best Jumpin' Croc Tours.
02:03I'm Amber, Don's daughter.
02:05My husband, Grant, is a skipper,
02:06and my little brother with the pole is called Troy.
02:09Isn't that right, Troy?
02:09Yeah.
02:10Yeah, all right.
02:11So, safety stuff.
02:12Hands and feet inside the boat at all times.
02:15Any questions?
02:16Yeah.
02:17Who are the traditional owners here?
02:18Yeah, so my dad started Best Best back in the late 70s,
02:21which is way before fucking Jason Wade's fucking land of Crocs.
02:25Way before.
02:26Right?
02:27Okay.
02:28All right, babe.
02:29Let's go!
02:34Now, a lot of people say
02:36if you're getting attacked by a croc,
02:37you want to gouge out its eyes.
02:39But what are they being, Troy?
02:40Naive.
02:41That's right, they're being naive.
02:43As my dad Don always says,
02:45if you're getting attacked by a croc,
02:47you're not surviving, you're dying.
02:50Okay.
02:51Look over here, you'll see your first croc.
02:54Old scrubber.
02:56Can you all see that?
02:58There it is.
02:58There it is.
02:59Good, no refunds.
03:01Troy, pole.
03:09Let's see if she's going to give us a show here today.
03:13Hey!
03:14That's not easy.
03:17That's it.
03:18Cheers, honey.
03:19All right.
03:22Now, you might be thinking,
03:23fuck me, that's a big croc.
03:25But it's not.
03:26No, it's not.
03:27Old scrubber here's only three metres,
03:29because she's just a girl.
03:32Our bull croc along here is Goliath.
03:355.3 metres, teeth to tail.
03:37He's a boss,
03:38and he'll take down any male
03:40who tries to take over his territory.
03:42The strongest bite falls of any living animal,
03:44equivalent to the weight of the primary gusts
03:46with the bite falls.
03:47Hey!
03:48You rock up!
03:50The border is the big white gruff!
03:53Bullshit in this, bud!
03:54Grab them, boys.
03:55Grab them!
03:56Hey, fuck off!
03:57Whoa!
03:58Whoa!
03:58Whoa!
04:00You look like a shaved dick!
04:03No, never!
04:05What?
04:07Holy shit!
04:09Which bull is it?
04:10Is it Goliath?
04:11Use the pole, Troy.
04:12Flip him!
04:13Fucking flip him!
04:14Come on, give a big one!
04:16It's not Goliath.
04:17Fuck.
04:18Wait, Troy.
04:20What the fuck's that?
04:22What's that?
04:23Oh, my God.
04:25Oh, my God.
04:27Oh, my God.
04:34Oh, my God.
04:38Oh, my God.
04:41Oh, my God.
04:46Oh, my God.
04:50I got doof, too, too.
04:53Push by increases in the tree.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56And I got to doof, too.
04:57Push my imagine.
04:58Oh, my God.
05:00Oh, that's a big one!
05:05Alan!
05:07Alan!
05:08No, Eddie, don't get in there!
05:11Colin! I was getting out, Eddie!
05:13Hey, I've got you, uh,
05:14a new superintendant of our police HQ.
05:16What's his name?
05:17Paul Culkin. Macaulay Culkin, yeah, yeah.
05:19He just called. He said we could talk about bushing today.
05:22Come on! I'll break the surface tension.
05:23Oh, I'm a slip shrink.
05:27Alright, here's the plan, okay?
05:29We go into HQ, and we go,
05:30Oi! Listen up, cunts. Bushy's death
05:32was sus as fuck, okay?
05:34We reckon he was definitely investigating something,
05:36and that's what got him killed. And then we go,
05:38you lot have obviously been too busy
05:41sitting around licking your own fucking dickholes
05:43to see what's been happening here,
05:44so you need a turtle fuck and let us run the case.
05:47Capisce? Or comprende?
05:49Uh-huh. Let's give those lazy cunts a rat.
05:52Yes!
05:53Oh, for sake, Collins.
05:55That's liquid gold.
05:56I didn't think that you were doing what you ended up doing.
05:59I didn't know you were gonna dance.
06:00Can you tell me if my ponytail is strange?
06:02Strange it can get for a lesbian.
06:03I don't.
06:05Look, there's no easy way to say this,
06:07but Detective Bushman committed suicide.
06:10The bullet they found in his skull matched ballistics,
06:12which confirmed that it was discharged from his own service weapon.
06:15I'm terribly sorry.
06:18No.
06:20No.
06:21Something got the wrong end of the deep with that one.
06:24Uh, well, the brief from Bush's psychologist
06:27also said that he was struggling with depression,
06:31hypertension, complex PTSD, suicidal ideation.
06:36Yeah, but that's just cop stuff.
06:38That...
06:38Everyone talks about blowing their brains out after a few beers.
06:42That's just a regular Friday night, isn't it?
06:45Uh, there was also a note.
06:48Yeah, his wife Holly found it when she was packing up the home.
06:52Um, you'll mention Detective Redford.
06:56Uh...
06:57Look, uh, I know how rough this is.
06:59I went through the same thing with my police partner ten years ago,
07:03and I did not cope, and I started drinking.
07:06I got heavily into capoeira.
07:08You know what, that's probably, um,
07:09that's probably just a note from some other time, I think.
07:11There was another time?
07:12Well, no, he's, uh, he's dated it and initialed it,
07:15so it's quite thorough, really.
07:16You know what, I'm just gonna take this and, um...
07:19And give it a read to Colby.
07:21All right, would you like some comfort?
07:22No, no, fine, fine, fine, fine, I can read now, sir.
07:26Oh, dear, look, we can offer the detective counselling,
07:28or leave, uh, a support dog, a therapy puppet.
07:32Well, HR's really pushing the puppets at the moment,
07:34it's just probably less training, that's all.
07:37Well, folks, the dry season's over and the rains are coming,
07:41so that means it's time for our filled-up sales.
07:43We've got tankinis, monokinis, cutouts, bochinis...
07:48Come on in, 위에 бог Learner,
08:08So, um, so you and your husband-
08:11Uh, my wife.
08:12Oh, right, yeah.
08:14You know that's good tea,
08:15better, actually.
08:16You know, I voted yes.
08:18So now the Bushman case has been resolved,
08:21will you be heading back to Tassie?
08:23Uh, no plans to go back, no.
08:27No, I was considering a lateral transfer.
08:31I could pivot to the missing Swedish Backpackers case.
08:35Oh, um...
08:37Yeah, well, Detective Blunt's leading task force, Hamar.
08:40OK, all right.
08:41Well, I've tried suggesting people through his team before,
08:44and I think Blunt's commitment to diversity
08:46only stretches as far as a bloke who wears contact lenses.
08:49Right, right. Yeah, so...
08:52Backpacker team's a such shop, unfortunately.
08:54Uh-huh.
08:55Still, Darwin's worth the trip, isn't it?
08:57You know, incredible beaches.
09:00Well, not for the swimming, obviously,
09:01with the Crocs and the jellyfish
09:02and the undettonated World War II bombs.
09:05Yeah, but these waterfalls, they're spectacular.
09:14Yeah.
09:26Well, she took his own life.
09:28Yes, he did.
09:29Oh, that's awful.
09:30How's Eddie?
09:31Got any King Pythons?
09:33Only in Jumbo packets.
09:34Fuck!
09:36Does she have any family here?
09:37Like a support network?
09:39No.
09:39Uh, we saw Holly, and she handed Eddie that box of bushy stuff
09:44and said she never wanted to hear from anyone
09:45in Territory Police ever again.
09:47Well, I'm glad Eddie's been off for counselling.
09:49She needs a therapist.
09:49Maybe someone who specialises in ADHD and young boys.
09:52Did you want to enter the competition
09:53for Jason Wayne's big Barrow Bashnanza on?
09:55The Golden Barrow's 200k this year.
09:57No.
10:00Or you can sign up for the Bashnanza raffle
10:02and win a jet ski.
10:03It's got a swim platform and a cover and stuff and whatever.
10:06All right, hand it over.
10:08Fuck.
10:09Okay, so what's the plan now?
10:11We have noodles and...
10:12No, no, the plan plan, besides going to a waterfall.
10:15Oh, um, I hear ASIO's hiring...
10:17No, not work, sexy. Life.
10:20Let's drive around Australia.
10:22Fern is with her grandmas in Sydney
10:23and I've left all my book clubs.
10:25Come on, we're rich, unemployed lesbians.
10:27It's either a road trip or we run for parliament
10:28and I could get into surfing
10:29and you could get into something weather-y.
10:33Or you could be like a storm chaser like Helen Hunt.
10:35You love the weather and I could get some of those rubber boots
10:39so you don't get electrocuted.
10:40Kath, I'm feeling with my feelings that...
10:44Yeah, okay, yeah, I need to...
10:46The rubber boots can weigh.
10:47Yes.
10:47Can't they?
10:48Because we need to focus on what's important right now
10:50and that is Eddie, isn't it?
10:52Yes.
10:53She needs our love and our support
10:55and a float and a waterfall.
10:57It's only a little bit crocky.
10:59What's a little bit crocky?
11:01Yeah, sign us up to win a jet ski.
11:03Okay.
11:04Yeah.
11:05We've just got to beat a bloke called Lloyd Reynolds
11:06who entered 48 times in a row.
11:10Uh, Eddie...
11:10Yeah, look, I owe you too so sorry.
11:13You know, for making it put your life on hold
11:16and for dragging you all the way up here.
11:18It's fine.
11:19Collins, I'm sorry that Bushy's investigation was a bust
11:21and now you're up here in Darwin for no good reason
11:23and, you know, you look like shit all the time because of the humidity.
11:27You just...
11:27Aw, her hair cool routine just needs tweaking.
11:30Just...
11:31Anyway, I'm gonna piss off.
11:33I'll let you get back to your gay marriage.
11:35What?
11:35You're going?
11:36Yeah, yeah.
11:37Got plenty of stuff to get onto.
11:38Got this bag of snakes.
11:39About to win a jet ski so that'll keep me busy.
11:41Anyway, point is, this is the end.
11:43The end of the friendship.
11:45Oi!
11:46Alira!
11:46Which way's the desert?
11:49I...
11:50Righto!
11:51Cheer up.
11:53Eddie, wait!
11:54Nah, you alright?
11:55Dulcie, do something.
11:56I'll get my sports bars from the sleepy nook in the camper.
11:59Uh, Detective Dulcie Collins.
12:00Kat!
12:01You got the keys?
12:01No, Dulcie's got them.
12:03Oh, Superintendent Culkin.
12:04Eddie, just wait.
12:05We can talk about this.
12:06We're at a petrol station in...
12:08Dick's River.
12:09Dick's River.
12:10Oh, no, no.
12:10Dirk's River.
12:11Uh, Dirk...
12:12No, Dirk's River.
12:12There's no Dick's.
12:13It's not...
12:14Uh, uh...
12:15How can I help you?
12:17How can we help?
12:36Alright.
12:42Does Barrow Creek get many body parts lodged inside dead reptiles?
12:46Who am I supposed to fucking know?
12:48You think it's male or female?
12:49I don't know how this croc identified.
12:51Oh, don't be smart.
12:52You meant the arm.
12:53I know what you meant.
12:55Someone will get dragged into your fucking who, what, when, where, who bullshit.
12:58I put the police tape up.
13:00I stopped a grey nomad from taking a picture of the arm on her iPad.
13:03I've done plenty.
13:03Okay?
13:04Come on, let's go.
13:05Look, if we run fast enough, we can catch up with Kath of the waterfall.
13:08No, Superintendent Culkin asked us to assist the local senior sergeant until homicide.
13:11Yeah, don't make that face.
13:13Well, he is not my boss.
13:14Oh.
13:14And neither are you.
13:15So, stiff clitties.
13:16Stiff clitties?
13:16Oh, lovely.
13:17That's lovely.
13:18I want to work with this.
13:18I want to work with you lot.
13:20Oh, hey.
13:21I've got to go piss.
13:22No.
13:23You just went.
13:24I've got UTI, okay?
13:25It's like fire ants in my aretha.
13:26Oi!
13:27Listen.
13:28You coxies.
13:29Fuck off.
13:30We've got a tour coming through here in 45 and I'm not cancelling.
13:32I've already had to refund that mouth from Melbourne because Leon vombed on her shoes.
13:36$55.
13:37Well, no, no.
13:37We will not leave, ma'am, because this is a crime scene.
13:41This is not a crime scene.
13:42This is my private property.
13:43How dare you?
13:46What the fuck are you doing here?
13:48I'm not here.
13:49I'm not me.
13:49So?
13:50You think I wouldn't recognise you coming in here behind those blood shit polarized lenses?
13:54Hey, I'm great.
13:55Sorry, what is happening here?
13:55You need to fuck off.
13:56She's barred from here.
13:57Okay?
13:58My dad barred her from here.
13:59Pat!
13:59Pat!
13:59Pat!
14:00She's barred from here.
14:01Eddie!
14:02It's not I've had.
14:03Get her out.
14:04I didn't recognise you.
14:04Welcome home.
14:06What do you mean welcome home?
14:07Home as in home, home.
14:09You're from Barracree.
14:10No, no, no.
14:11Remember the last time I saw you?
14:12You probably don't.
14:14Rolling drunk she was.
14:15Okay, yeah.
14:15Out on the highway with some dog.
14:17Having a fight with a tree.
14:19How long you home from?
14:20I'm not home.
14:21Okay?
14:21I hate this fucking town.
14:22I hope it slides into the river next time it fucking rains.
14:25Well piss off then.
14:26Before dad comes back and you become the fucking crime scene.
14:28Oh, great.
14:29Look, the kill squad is right.
14:30That's a good thing for you.
14:31Pat.
14:31It's been lovely.
14:32Good luck with your life.
14:33Have a great one.
14:34And, uh, Amber, you can suck a fuck.
14:37You?
14:38Me and you in the car park.
14:39I'm calling Kath.
14:39Who's this?
14:43That's Detective Blunt.
14:44He's on the backpacker case.
14:47What's he doing here?
14:48All right.
14:49Clear the scene.
14:50We've got it from here.
14:51100% of the scene.
14:52Yep.
14:52100% on.
14:54100% on.
14:5510% off.
14:56Ranges them right.
14:57Get them to cut the crock open.
14:59There'll be more inside.
15:03What size are these tiny girl gloves, Steve?
15:05Small to medium.
15:05Fucking small to medium.
15:07Fuck.
15:07Steve, you got that photo?
15:09All right.
15:12Yep.
15:12I called it.
15:13The arm's got the same tattoo.
15:14See?
15:15Both lavender.
15:16That's her flower tattoo.
15:17It's Abba.
15:17It's Abba's arm.
15:18Swedish girl's got eaten.
15:19They got eaten by crocks.
15:20100%.
15:21100%.
15:21Put that on ice.
15:22Send it to the fiancee.
15:23Where's my phone?
15:24I'm calling the senator.
15:25Detective?
15:25Yeah.
15:28Sorry, can I...
15:29Shit news.
15:29I'll tell you what, if you call for that crock call senator,
15:32I'm gonna back you 200%, mate.
15:33Yeah, you have my...
15:34Hang on, Russ.
15:35Sorry.
15:35I've got a tourist here.
15:37Oh.
15:37This is a crime scene.
15:38Yes, I know.
15:39I'm Detective Collins.
15:41Superintendent Culkin called me into assist.
15:43That pinko greenie.
15:44Of course he fucking did.
15:45Senator, sorry.
15:46Can I call you back, mate?
15:48So you think that the arm belongs to one of the Swedish backpackers?
15:51Nah, don't think.
15:52I know.
15:53Right.
15:54Yes.
15:54Right.
15:55Well, I worked as a detective for 15 years, and I just completed five years in Tasmania,
16:00so if an extra pair of hands is needed to figure out the victim's last movements, I can...
16:05Hang on, did you say Tasmania?
16:06Uh, yes.
16:07Yes.
16:08What's your name again?
16:08Dulcie Collins.
16:10You're that dead lake bird.
16:11Ah.
16:12You know, you know you're the talk of the group chat.
16:13How you fucked up an investigation so royally, you got three innocent men killed.
16:17Hmm.
16:19One of them was a serial killer, actually.
16:21Yeah, well, look, thanks for the offer, but I don't need any help.
16:24You know, particularly from Nancy Drew's fucking stretched out attic twin.
16:27Have a good one.
16:28Okay, boys, we're gonna do this presser.
16:30What do you reckon, aviators on or off?
16:32On?
16:33Yeah, I reckon on.
16:34I reckon on.
16:35Yeah, a hundred percent.
16:36Yeah, a hundred percent.
16:37A hundred percent.
16:37A hundred percent.
16:38A hundred percent.
16:39A hundred percent.
16:42So which fuck was it then, Mick?
16:44I don't know which one it is, Isaac.
16:45It's too busted up.
16:46Is it a bull from another part of the river?
16:48Like Whopper from Dirk's River?
16:50Or Cyclops?
16:51Or Dunker?
16:52Working in that nightclub busted your ear bones cars.
16:54I already said, I don't know.
16:56Whoever he is, he's fucking massive.
16:57Maybe it was Megamount.
16:59Oh, my God.
16:59Shut up!
17:04Ah!
17:05Eddie.
17:11Ugh.
17:12This is about me not telling you I was from here.
17:14Fuck me.
17:15What?
17:16Not even three hours in this rat hole.
17:17It's already taken its toll, haven't you Collins?
17:19Look at the bones of us spinning.
17:21Nothing happened.
17:21Drink water.
17:22Sorry I'm late.
17:23I got caught talking to lesbians.
17:25There were so many of them and they were all so beautiful.
17:28Waterfalls.
17:29I mean.
17:29There are only two confirmed lesbians and they were both very sunburnt.
17:33Okay.
17:33All right Kath, let's get out of here.
17:35There's a seat at the Darwin Ski Club with my ass's name on it.
17:37Oh no, no.
17:38We can't drive anywhere.
17:39The camper van company said we're not allowed to drive on the highway after dark.
17:42Because of the buffaloes.
17:44But I've booked us into the Barra Creek Caravan Park for the night.
17:48Fuck!
17:49What?
17:50Have you stayed there before?
17:51Are the toilets bad?
18:14But first, a sad update in the search for the missing Swedish backpackers.
18:18With League Detective Michael Blunt addressing media earlier this evening.
18:22We believe that Swedish backpacker Ebba Erling was the victim of a crock attack.
18:26We also believe that it's only a matter of time before we recover the remains of one
18:31Astrodalberg.
18:31It's pretty clear that Ebba went into the water at Crossley's Crossing at some time.
18:36Probably having a skinny dip.
18:37Yeah.
18:38And she's been taken by a bull crock.
18:39And then that bull crock has choked on her arm and floated upstream to Barra Creek
18:43where it was discovered.
18:44We need to start culling the bastards.
18:47The Swedes?
18:48No, not the bloody Swedes rabbit, the bloody crocks.
18:51They've taken over.
18:53They'll be walking on land next.
18:55Okay, my love.
18:57Is Eddie joining us?
18:58I've got us the emu and kangaroo sausages.
18:59They're the house special.
19:01Okay, so the pub has new owners, Lynn and Mary.
19:03Both straight for now, but life's long, isn't it?
19:06It is.
19:07Is that Eddie?
19:08Oh, my God.
19:09Look at her.
19:09Look at her little top knot dolls.
19:11Oh.
19:13I know she doesn't have any family in town.
19:14Is there anyone she wants to catch up with while we're here?
19:17We could throw a barbecue.
19:18We just need a barbecue.
19:20Actually, I'm going to buy us a barbecue.
19:21Is that the Backpackers?
19:22Yeah, Lynn said they weren't here.
19:28I wonder where Eddie's got to.
19:47G'day, everyone.
19:49So, Mary and I have decided that bingo will go ahead tonight, but now it'll be in Astrid
19:54and Ebbers' honour.
19:55Which is nice.
19:55No one likes your effin' bingo.
19:58Well, take a bingo sheet out of respect for the dead bird.
20:00Or Lynn won't be driving you to dialysis next week.
20:03What are you doing?
20:05Ah, nothing.
20:06That's a...
20:07That's a train.
20:11If that's a train, you need an MRI.
20:12It looks like an arm.
20:14Doss, what's going on?
20:15I promise I won't freak out.
20:16I'm doing so much work on myself at the moment.
20:18I've basically evolved into a cosmic head.
20:22Oh, Kath...
20:23Blunt made an ID on the arm today without any forensics input.
20:28It's based on a tattoo on an arm that had been used as a reptiles chew toy.
20:34Do you think it's Ebbers' tattoo?
20:35Ah, I don't know.
20:36I don't know.
20:37But it's frustrating.
20:38I don't have access to the crime scene photos, because I'm not working the case.
20:42You see, Blunt said that the Backpackers were last seen at Crossley's Crossing.
20:45But look at that mural over there.
20:46How did the arm travel to Barrow Creek?
20:49We're 50 kilometres upstream.
20:50Last call for bingo.
20:52Kath, what if the arm doesn't belong to Ebbers?
20:55What if Blunt's got this ID wrong?
20:58Those missing women could still be out there, and that's to say nothing of the actual person
21:03whose arm was found today.
21:04What about them?
21:05The way this is being investigated, it's just not right.
21:09Do you remember what I said in our marriage fails?
21:10Yes, I do remember, because all four of our parents were there.
21:14I said your sense of justice is my favourite thing about you, aside from your perfect clit.
21:18Yeah, and then a month later my dad died.
21:21Yeah, look.
21:21If you think that there's something wrong here, you need to go for it.
21:25We'll just keep checking in.
21:27Okay?
21:28Ah, before I get on the bingo balls, we'll have a minute's silence for Astrid and Ebbers.
21:35I'll use the timer on my phone.
21:37Okay, and go.
21:50Oh, sorry.
21:52My bad, Dad.
22:14I'm gonna have a minute, Dad.
22:17Oh, god.
22:21I'm gonna have a minute.
22:25What are you doing?
22:27I'm running to you.
22:28Why are you so fucking slow?
22:31Oh, Christ.
22:33I'm overheating.
22:34I am like a computer on a lap.
22:38how does anyone move up here the air is thicker than clag listen blunt has made the wrong ID on
22:46that arm I can feel it no no what you're feeling is a very very bad case of tip rush
22:52no that okay
22:52well that was not Kat story to tell I saw the cream no well the fungal infection under my
22:57breasts is totally irrelevant right now look look the tattoos don't match Ebba's tattoo is
23:02lavender and violet and the victim's tattoo is I mean I don't know exactly what that is but I
23:07think there's legs involved but the point is the arm from the river isn't Ebba's I think we've got a
23:13John Doe on our hands no I don't have anything on my hands yeah some round I want to go
23:17for a
23:18swim in a river filled with reptilian death puppies not okay right well I am sending you the photo no
23:22no I'm sending it and that sent was that your phone oh well that was very silly
23:32Eddie that was just a silly silly thing to do how you gonna make calls now yeah I'm gonna make
23:37a
23:38fucking call I won't make a call ever again in my whole fucking life I understand not look I
23:51understand not wanting to spend time in your hometown I grew up in Canberra and I didn't
23:58have many friends either no I had many friends me because 8 p.m curfew and we prayed a lot
24:03but
24:05we can't walk away from this watch me I'll make a fucking jaunty for you
24:16this community deserves answers mate there is no community in Barra Creek okay a full arm showed up
24:24but did anybody report a missing person no no one in this town gives a shit about anything or anyone
24:30okay fine that's fine Eddie you go back to Darwin you drink your coat turn around on your new jet
24:36ski
24:36oh yeah turn around on your new jet ski that you will absolutely not win but I am staying here
24:41because
24:42I owe it to this John Doe to at least try and ID them size what else am I gonna
24:46do I'm gonna go to
24:48Alice Springs it is a lesbian social worker vortex it will suck caffeine and never let her go
24:58your ear stuff with big fat balls I told you to fuck off I'm going home tomorrow Amber okay so
25:03you
25:03can fucking fuck off from dad's best best billboard right down to the drowsy driver roadside trivia site
25:09dishes my family's Barra Creek is Darrell country and you're not welcome after what you did
25:14I didn't fucking do anything you put a croc in dad's ute oh come on it was a one meter
25:19freshie okay
25:20that was croc justice and it wasn't even big enough to bite his hand and you know what he
25:24deserved it after what he did what did he do don't worry about it you tried to kill him don't
25:29fucking
25:29bulldozed a roadside memorial to my mom so you can widen his driveway by 70 centimeters yeah so we
25:36could get the truck in to get the new shed in to put the boat in your rat dogs your
25:40bunch of your
25:40fucking rat dogs 7 35 a.m. I'm doing the daycare drop-off at crocky kids with his head when
25:46I come
25:46back through here for the iced coffees I'll better not see you yeah my family run this town what town
25:53it's just a fucking pub a police station a fucking bin yeah well the jokes on your shit head because
25:58we've got two bins now okay cool guess what else you got two of this one and this one fucking
26:03sit on
26:03that yeah don't sit on it too sit on a big one you're driving shit people move that fucking shit
26:11car
26:18sorry about your mum's memorial why you didn't drive over it with the komatsu yeah
26:27is that why you didn't tell me Barra Creek was your hometown because of your mom and putting a
26:33crocodile in that gentleman's car yeah because this town is full of shit cunts like the Daryls
26:38they just do whatever the fuck they want sometimes I think the only form of justice they understand
26:43is crop justice oh well we can do away with the courts then hang on shut up where'd you get
26:48these
26:48uh um uh journo sent them to me they were on the boat they're the one that vomited on the
26:53passengers sandals they beeped it to my phone there was there was a beeping sound that's not a crock
26:59bite what prox teeth don't cut like that they just thrash you around to you in chunks so they can
27:06swallow you that's been chopped off
27:16fuck it's a fucking homicide oh that's fucking great isn't it now we're looking for a missing
27:23person and a fucking killer fuck we
27:34yeah yeah fuck this town fuck fuck a lot of them I'm like herpes I can leave when I fucking
27:39want
27:39so that that it that's uh that's it yes yes yes yes yes yes yes ow great I'll call the
27:46superintendent first thing in the morning and we'll get the proper permissions suck job well
27:51that's just standard procedure Eddie just such a cop you're a cop too yeah but I'm like a cool cop
27:57so
27:57you are still sleeping in the camper with us tonight yeah of course sleeping in my nook that's where my
28:03bag of
28:03hand is
28:04yes
28:06yes
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29:23yes
29:24yes
29:24yes
29:24yes
29:25yes
29:25okay well I spoke to the superintendent a forensics called this morning and they
29:31confirmed that the arm belongs to a male I still think the tattoo is of legs
29:35maybe bird's legs because they bend backwards our blunt is off on a new lead
29:40apparently Astrid and ever interacted with a man at the Dirk's River service
29:44station and they're trying to locate him now so we have been given the green
29:48light to investigate I reckon the murderer fed the John died of their pet
29:51crocs so we just need to disconnect this thing and if it doesn't spray effluent
29:55everywhere we can go so did you say pet croc yeah morning morning it's hot up
30:01here yeah the crop from yesterday had no more body parts in it its guts were just
30:12filled with chickens a hundred percent chickens the point is with a diet like
30:16that the dead croc is probably someone's pet what who would keep a crocodile as a
30:20pet heaps of people up here do I know two in Barracree to what end what do you do
30:24with a pet crocodile you teach it to heal morning morning gosh it's hot oh yeah
30:31I reckon that the killer has fed the arm of the jondo to their pet croc but then
30:37the croc has choked on it and camped it and so the killer's just dumped him in the
30:40river so I'm gonna check on the two pet crocs see if one is missing if I can
30:44identify the crap from the river then we find a killer
30:48no it's not priority Eddie forget about the crop we need to ID our victim and what about the sewer
30:56pump
30:56to Eddie that is a two person job yes it's hot sorry sorry I saved that coat of arms for
31:04you sorry my what you have special from last night one you didn't make oh we
31:08They named it the coat of arms because of the roux and the emu sausages.
31:34Oh.
31:36Sorry, I haven't...
31:38Hey, um, oh, sorry, someone's still in here, and that's accidentally locked.
31:43Hello?
31:44Yeah, okay...
31:48Oh, my God.
31:49Oh, my God.
32:08Hey.
32:09Oh, my God.
32:30Oh, my God.
32:31And our pet king who's in that pool behind me was caught by my dad, Don.
32:35He's the largest croc ever recorded in Australia.
32:38It's a suck-shit land of crocs.
32:39Size does matter.
32:41Yeah.
32:43All right.
32:44Let's give him some food.
32:46Yeah.
32:46Clap your hands.
32:47That's it.
32:48Bring out the beast.
32:49Hey.
32:51All right.
32:51There we go.
32:53Come on.
32:53Cluck louder.
32:54King only comes when you cluck.
32:57Oh, there he is.
32:57King of the river.
32:58There he is.
32:58King of the river.
33:01There he is.
33:02King of the river.
33:27King of the river.
33:28Oh, I'm going to find him.
33:29Oh, Christ.
33:30There's Barry's in a nursing home.
33:32That Don bastard's still around.
33:34Trevor Stutzbury died a couple of years ago.
33:37Frank McCullis is in jail.
33:39And that one is dead, probably.
33:41Probably.
33:42He went missing, didn't he?
33:43Do you remember his name?
33:45I don't bloody know.
33:46He was in the papers, wasn't he?
33:48Was he? Why?
33:49Because he went bloody missing.
33:50Right, I've had enough of your questions.
33:52Out!
33:53Um...
33:54Out!
33:54No, I don't have my shoes, please.
34:02He went missing.
34:05Lloyd.
34:06Sorry?
34:07The bloke in the photo.
34:08Lloyd Reynolds was his name.
34:10Christ, keep up, girl.
34:22Colin!
34:23Eddie, I think I know who the arm belongs to.
34:25What?
34:26Lloyd Reynolds.
34:27The jet ski guy for the petrol station.
34:29I'm headed there now to try to, like, see him.
34:31Fuck off, you hovercat!
34:33And then I'll come and get you!
34:34Yeah, cool.
34:34I'm not listening.
34:35Hey, the Daryl's Pet Cross King is still alive.
34:38So I've got one more place to check out.
34:39Collins?
34:40Collins?
34:43Fuck off!
34:48Yeah, it's a promotion and I have to mention the promotion and two packs of fruity juice for $2 is
34:52a good deal.
34:53So are you sure you don't want it?
34:54So sure.
34:55I'm really sure.
34:56Well, I can't give you the sign-up sheet because the competition is closed.
35:00Yeah, I don't want to enter the competition.
35:02I just want to confirm the identity of one of the entrants.
35:05I think you might be a missing person.
35:09Oh.
35:10Oh, my God.
35:13Oh, thank you, Alira.
35:18Are you sure you don't want two packs of fruity juice for $2?
35:21I'm so sure.
35:22This man here, Lloyd Reynolds, is there any chance that you remember him?
35:25Yeah, I remember him because the bank told me to cut up his credit card.
35:29Right, and this is his phone number here, is it?
35:31Yeah, 48 times in a row.
35:33Okay, okay, and that was Lloyd on the end there, yes?
35:36No.
35:37You've reached the Barrow Creek pub home of the famous Steak Cake.
35:40For bookings, press one.
35:42Is this about the Swedish backpackers, Elsa and Aspirin or whatever?
35:45Because I already told those detectives this morning about them and that Lloyd bloke.
35:49Wait, Lloyd Reynolds is the man the backpackers were seen with?
35:52Yes.
35:53They paid for their noodles and his mobility scooter and two packs of fruity juice for $2.
35:59Are you sure you don't want that?
36:01I don't want it.
36:02I don't want it.
36:04Okay.
36:05I think they felt sorry for him because he was old and I caught up his credit card.
36:08Right, and did they leave with him?
36:10No, they went in different directions.
36:12He went to Barrow Creek and they went off to Crossley's Crossing.
36:14Right, thank you so much.
36:16I...
36:16Hang on a sec.
36:17That's Lloyd there.
36:21No, but that's...
36:24Frank McAllister.
36:26Prize include crock poaching, drink driving, identity fraud and petty theft.
36:34That in there?
36:36Yes.
36:37Yep.
36:40He's in prison.
36:42How is Frank McAllister committing identity fraud at a servo in Dierks River if he's in prison?
36:51Could he have been released early?
37:01He was released four days ago.
37:02Right, okay great.
37:03Can I grab an address please?
37:05You seen the chat?
37:06Fucking funny.
37:07I will get done for that.
37:09Yeah.
37:10See you later.
37:13The address.
37:44Continue straight along Dickiesknot Road for one and a half kilometers and your destination
37:48will be on the right.
38:02Lovely.
38:30Thank you, that song was called Red Flag, it was about my ex.
38:33And this next one's called Dead Love, it's about my ex.
38:37No!
38:38Who the fuck graffitied our billboard?
38:40Where's Spud?
38:41Where is he?
38:42We're Amber.
38:43We don't want any trouble.
38:44The pool table is still spongy from the water damage last time you guys went at it.
38:48Oi!
38:48Spud!
38:49Did you do that?
38:50Oi, fuck stick!
38:52Is that your cock and balls on my dad's face?
38:55Nope.
38:56Don't know nothing about no cock and balls.
39:04Always said your old man was a massive cocksucker though.
39:08My dad is not gay!
39:10No one in our family is gay!
39:11Respect my dad!
39:12He's the king of the river!
39:20Hello?
39:23Mr. McAllister?
39:27Is anybody there?
39:38Hello?
39:42Oh!
39:50Hello?
39:58Hey!
40:12Hey.
40:13Hey.
40:13Hey, hey.
40:14Hey!
40:16Hey!
40:16Thank you for this.
40:17Yeah.
40:18He's dead.
40:19Yeah.
40:21Yeah, I think he is too.
40:24I love that cheeky fucker.
40:27Oh, no.
40:28God, Eddie, I didn't...
40:29Oh, I didn't realise you knew him.
40:32We grew up together.
40:34He was a bloody good listener.
40:39We used to have baths together.
40:43They had the most beautiful...
40:47...piss yellow eyes.
40:48I mean, I've had him a chook every morning.
40:52Sorry.
40:54Who are you talking about?
40:55Triple pet.
40:57The best croc in the Territory.
40:59He's not in his cage.
41:00He must have been who was dead in the river.
41:02Right.
41:04Who are you talking about?
41:05Oh, the man who lived here, Frank McAllister.
41:08I think his arm was in the triple pet.
41:13No.
41:14No, that's not possible.
41:15Well, he was released from prison a few days ago.
41:17I think someone might have killed him when he arrived back here.
41:25Eddie, you okay?
41:28Fuck, get down, get down!
41:30Get off my fucking property, you fucking lame!
41:34Fuck, Myron, don't shoot!
41:36No!
41:37I bloody will!
41:38Oh, fuck up!
41:39Eddie, stay down!
41:41No, no, he's not going to shoot us.
41:44He's my fucking dad!
41:51Your dad is Frank McAllister.
41:53Yeah.
41:54That's one of his fucking names.
41:56And he's not dead.
41:58Yeah, he's fucking dead to me!
41:59You're fucking dead to me, Edwina!
42:01You're fucking dead to me!
42:01You're fucking dead to me!
42:02You're fucking dead to me!
42:02You're fucking dead to me!
42:02Oh, fuck!
42:04Oh, fuck!
42:04Leave him!
42:06Leave him!
42:08Get that dick of balls off my dad's face!
42:10You crap fucker!
42:11You crap fucker!
42:11Come through, DJ!
42:12He's going on the shit jitty!
42:13Oh, he's back up with the jitty.
42:14The dolls are kicking off again.
42:16No, Hoseley, that's not helpful!
42:19Just tell me, and don't piss out my back, did you feed one of your mates to triple pet and
42:24dump him in a river?
42:25No, I didn't dump triple pet in a river.
42:27Stop, okay.
42:27Somebody stole him, didn't they?
42:29Oh, that's fucking convenient, isn't it?
42:31You shut your hole!
42:32You shut your hole!
42:33The croc's a son I never had!
42:35That was my brother!
42:36No!
42:37A fucking croc brother!
42:37Just butt him your holes!
42:40Frank, if you're not dead, then whose arm was in the crocodile?
42:45Who else has your tattoos?
42:47Frank!
42:47I've been listening to my scanner!
42:49Mind the fucking pit, are ya?
42:50Yeah, I can see that!
42:52No, not any!
42:54Them!
42:55What the fuck?
42:56What the fuck's going on?
42:57No, I have no idea.
42:59Frank, you're wanted in relation to the abduction of Emma Hurling and Ashford Ahlberg.
43:03We know you're talking from the Dirks River petrol station, Frank.
43:05What the fuck?
43:06No!
43:06Detective, the cases aren't connected.
43:09The backpackers paid for his shopping, and they went in separate directions.
43:12I knew you'd come back to stitch me out for you!
43:15I'd fucking stitch you up!
43:17Put your weapons down and put your hands up where we can see them now!
43:22Frank!
43:22Come on, Frank!
43:23What?
43:24Run!
43:24No, no, no!
43:26Don't you go down to that, Eddie!
43:28All teams with me!
43:29Go around this way!
43:30We're 21!
43:30We're 21!
43:31Eddie!
43:33Frank, you need to answer my questions!
43:35What happened to Triple Pet?
43:37Stop!
43:37This is annoying to me!
43:38No, I'm getting on!
43:39Oh, it's in now!
43:41You can't!
43:42Come on!
43:42Iggy, shoot the boat!
43:43Just get off!
43:44Just get off!
43:45Now!
43:46Get on!
43:47Get on!
43:48We have you surrounded!
43:50This is a main water!
43:52Come on, Collins!
43:53Okay, fine, but I will vomit.
43:55Ah, there's a splash in the water, Eddie!
43:57There's a big splash!
43:58Probably a fuckin' bull shark!
44:00Let me see!
44:01They have some bull sharks, too?
44:03Fuckin' famous!
44:04Jesus Christ!
44:06Ah!
44:07Get off the table!
44:07Everyone get on the boat!
44:09Everybody get on the boat!
44:11Everybody get on the boat!
44:11I told you my dad told you to fuck off!
44:13Yeah, well, your dad can suck my dick!
44:15Eddie!
44:16Get out of here!
44:17Did everyone just shush it!
44:19Dougie, there's something definitely in the water here!
44:21What the fuck is that?
44:24Come on!
44:25Shut the fuck up!
44:29Troy!
44:30Paul!
44:31Fuckin' flip it!
44:33Flip it!
44:37Dad!
44:39Dad!
44:40No!
44:42No!
44:44No!
44:45Dad!
44:45He gave us too far!
45:01Which has still left us?
45:02In the sea!
45:06He was meant to be like,
45:06But he asked!
45:07Theieri of the sea!
45:07Theage fans had his five blue hurricanes!
45:08He met无ınae where he hid it!
45:12Where he had совершенно red VOICE!
45:15He scaled away his young wonderful 우리가 who quietly had to lose it!
45:16The air H
45:24Oh, oh, oh, oh.
46:01Oh, oh, oh, oh.
46:46Oh, oh, oh.
46:47Oh, oh, oh.
47:07Oh, oh, oh.
47:07Oh, oh, oh.
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