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00:00Based on a letter I received this morning from Mila Roscoe, considering time already served, you are immediately free.
00:07Oh, sweetie, I'm afraid you've had a wasted trip. Dad gave me a message to give to you. He doesn't
00:12want to see you again.
00:14What are you doing?
00:15I'm not going anywhere, and neither are you.
00:17I'm gonna make you pay.
00:58I'm not going anywhere, and neither are you.
01:00Harry, stop this now.
01:02No.
01:03Look, I am not gonna let you get yourself killed. I am not moving till you get out of that
01:07car.
01:09Scott, open the door.
01:11No.
01:11I mean it.
01:13Don't make me go.
01:15What do I have to do? What do you want from me?
01:19I just want you to care for us, like you used to.
01:23What?
01:24You broke my heart all those years ago. Please, honey, die, I'm begging you. Don't do it to me again.
01:32How could you lie to me for all that time?
01:34I was, to tell you the truth, but I was scared. You know, I couldn't bear the idea of you
01:38hating me.
01:39What's going on?
01:41Look, that's all I was trying to do, to protect you, just like you would do to Steph.
01:44This has nothing to do with her.
01:47Harry, what are you doing?
01:50Harry!
01:52Look, I will walk away now.
01:53If that's what you want, I will go, and you will never have to see me again.
01:59Don't touch me.
02:02Come on, Perry.
02:04I'll take you home.
02:06No.
02:06I need to speak to my dad.
02:10But I don't understand.
02:12Why would he send me a message, saying how much he missed me?
02:16All I can say is that he must have changed his mind.
02:21What about our promise rings?
02:23Two halves that make a hole, just like us.
02:27That was a really lovely idea, but he stopped wearing his a while ago.
02:33It's over, isn't it?
02:35I'm so sorry, babe.
02:37Sometimes you just have to know when to walk away.
02:41Not until I hear him say the words.
02:44What?
02:45You don't mind if I wait, do you?
02:47Oh, that's a really bad idea.
02:50I need closure, Ellie.
02:51If it's really over, he needs to tell me to my face.
02:56I hope Ellie's all right.
02:57You actually left her in charge?
02:58She wasn't really going to open up, was she?
03:00I presume she just wanted to get rid of us.
03:02Why has no one got any faith in her?
03:04Do you really need me to answer that?
03:07No, but if I have my phone.
03:09Scott, I don't know what you think you remember.
03:12You promised that you'd look after me.
03:14Yeah, and I did.
03:15I fed and I clothed you.
03:17Until your fancy man turned up and you got your new family.
03:20Diane?
03:22Look, the only reason you left was because I got married.
03:26And then you threw us out, didn't you?
03:27With the rest of the garbage.
03:29Diane, you okay?
03:30You went to live with your nan.
03:31Who couldn't do a thing for herself?
03:33Who had to wash and dress and feed and put to bed every night?
03:37What are you on about?
03:39She had dementia.
03:40What, your dad's mom?
03:41Hey, what's going on in there?
03:42Open up the door, will you?
03:43So don't you dare talk to me about looking after people.
03:51Are you still here?
03:56Not anymore.
03:57Yeah, go on, get off.
03:58Scott, wait.
03:59You're not going after him.
04:00Tony, move out of me.
04:01No, Diane.
04:02We made our decision, all right?
04:06Here you go, mate.
04:07Done your favourite.
04:08Ham and tomato ketchup sandwiches.
04:12Ciao.
04:16Come on, mate.
04:18That's enough now.
04:20It's time you started talking to me, isn't it?
04:26What are these pictures you're drawing?
04:29I'm getting worried about you.
04:31Look, why don't you talk to me and tell me what's going on?
04:33Yeah, I think it was.
04:39Where's Steph?
04:41Asleep.
04:42You left her in a room on her own?
04:43I've got the baby monitor on.
04:45I'll go and check on her.
04:47What's up with him?
04:49There's been an incident.
04:50What kind of incident?
04:51A putting everyone's life in danger at the wheel of Frankie's car kind of incident.
04:56I would have been brilliant behind that bar.
04:59As long as the till added everything up.
05:02You know what I'm like with my number blindness.
05:04Seem to remember the digits of Dad's credit card off by heart.
05:07Suppose if you repeat something enough times, it eventually goes in.
05:10I used to love our shop and trips.
05:15Look, Nita, there's no point you sitting round here getting depressed.
05:19Why don't you just take off?
05:20No, I need to stay and sort things out.
05:23This is a mistake.
05:24He's going to be so angry when he sees you.
05:26But there are things that I need to say.
05:28Yeah, but not like this.
05:30Write them down.
05:31But I'm not good with words.
05:33I'll help.
05:34I've got some beautiful stationery.
05:36It's still in the car from the move.
05:38Write it down.
05:39Yeah, look.
05:40He's in a shop, you're in a shop.
05:42It's a recipe for disaster.
05:43You're going to have to be clever about this.
05:44But I can still tell him how I feel.
05:46Yes.
05:48Ellie?
05:50Well, what was it you said about having faith?
06:02Thank you, you didn't get my message.
06:03What message?
06:05He keeps on drawing these pictures.
06:07That's a bloke asleep.
06:09Well, not necessarily asleep.
06:11You think he's dead?
06:13Well, isn't that freaking you out a little bit?
06:14You don't think he could have seen something at the Pride Parade?
06:17You know, Dr Sauvage?
06:18Well, that's when he started behaving weird.
06:23I think you've missed the 22.
06:26Yeah, well, they're like that, buses.
06:28We'll be another one along in a minute.
06:30Why did you do this to me, Scott?
06:32I didn't mean you any harm.
06:35It was me Nan's pills.
06:37I know they used to make her go a bit woozy, but...
06:41When you were sick, you needed us.
06:43And then this morning, when Tony tried to chuck us out,
06:46I just panicked.
06:47Yeah, and I thought that if I could make it look like he was poisoning you,
06:50then...
06:52I shouldn't have done it.
06:54And I'm sorry.
06:57Why did you not just come and talk to me?
07:02Because of what happened last time, I suppose.
07:04I honestly didn't know about you, Nan.
07:08It wasn't that horrendous.
07:11I actually used to have a bit of a laugh.
07:14Until things got really bad.
07:16We just managed the two of us.
07:20She didn't recognise me in the end.
07:23She could only remember stuff from years ago.
07:27But I promised I wouldn't leave her.
07:29And I didn't.
07:31She hated care homes.
07:33She always said she wanted to die in her own bed.
07:36That's what she did.
07:39You should have let me know.
07:41Yeah.
07:43You had your own family to look after.
07:46No.
07:47No, all Annette should have told me.
07:50Yeah.
07:51She had problems of her own, didn't she?
07:53I mean, you know how much she went off the rails when she found out my dad was cheating.
07:57It's when she found that jewellery box behind the wardrobe.
08:01The one with the fancy silver necklace in it.
08:03She thought it was a present for her birthday.
08:06But then the next time she looked, it was gone.
08:09Me dad must have bought it as a present for his other woman.
08:11And she kicked him out not long after.
08:13Look, Scott.
08:15I think things sometimes seem very black and white when you're a kid.
08:18I don't want you to feel guilty, Auntie Diane, because that time that I spent with you
08:24was some of the best years of my life.
08:26I think that's what I've been trying to recreate.
08:32I told you it wouldn't be long.
08:35What are you, Gav?
08:36Don't worry about me, Auntie Diane.
08:38I'll be fine.
09:00All my love, or love you forever?
09:03You've told him you love him.
09:04I think it's okay.
09:07Where did you get this notepaper from?
09:09I love it.
09:10Done?
09:10Come on.
09:27Guard this with your life.
09:29Don't worry, I will.
09:30Our future is in your hands.
09:34But remember, the ball's in his court, so just don't contact him for a while.
09:39Oh, Ellie, what would I do without you?
09:42Hopefully this will sort you out once and for all.
09:44Thanks, Ellie.
09:56Dad.
09:57Here she is.
09:59Working hard, sis.
10:00Harder than you can imagine.
10:01Well, you never let me down, do you, darling?
10:03Right, Alfie, back to work, yeah?
10:09Same again, mate.
10:10A man with a mission, eh?
10:14Ziggy, I have been looking everywhere for you.
10:17Why weren't you at work?
10:18Because I couldn't face it, all right?
10:20What a first Freddy nerd is.
10:22Yeah, well, she's really stuck it to us this time.
10:24I mean, you've got to take your hat off to her.
10:26She's got more brass neck than C-3PO.
10:28Oh, yeah, Margell.
10:30Hey, customers.
10:31I'd say to my son Nathan's looking after you, yeah?
10:34Dad, they love me.
10:36How many times are you going to lie there and let her kick you?
10:39Because you're not where I'm standing.
10:41Yeah, well, maybe she ain't the only lie next sister to put the boot in, eh?
10:44The baby was Leela's lie, not mine.
10:46Oh, no, but you still went along with it, though, didn't you?
10:49And I thought...
10:50What?
10:51Nothing.
10:54Zig, my heart is breaking for what's happened to you this week.
10:57Do you know how hard it was to stand there and watch her take the mick out of you?
11:03You know how I feel about you.
11:05What are you doing?
11:08I just...
11:10Ziggy, wait!
11:16Ziggy, please, Ziggy.
11:18Don't do it, Zig.
11:20Not after everything that she's done.
11:22Perry won't even talk to me.
11:23Yeah.
11:24I wonder why.
11:25Oh, please, look.
11:26Ziggy, I need you.
11:29What did you expect?
11:32What did you expect?
11:42Perry, if I could change what happened, and I know it's going to take you a long time
11:46to forgive me if you ever do, and I accept that.
11:49I do believe that it was an accident.
11:51It was, and not a day goes by where I don't think...
11:53But I can't believe you lied to me.
11:55Day after day, week after week, lie after lie, and I still wouldn't have found out if
12:02that video wasn't sent around school.
12:04I was just trying to protect you.
12:05No, you were protecting yourself, because you're a coward and you don't want to go prison.
12:09No, the only thing I was scared of was losing you.
12:13Do you not realise how much you mean to me?
12:15You're all I've got, Perry.
12:17And the thought of destroying that...
12:20No, that's it.
12:21The only thing I am sorry about is the way you found out.
12:27But I'm glad I got to speak to you before I go.
12:31Go where?
12:34Me and Lockie were going to go back to Scotland, so...
12:37You don't have to keep in contact, but I'll leave you an address.
12:39Stay.
12:40I thought...
12:41I need you to help me.
12:43Why, what's up?
12:47Everyone keeps saying that I've got postnatal depression.
12:52And I haven't, and I don't know what to do.
12:57So?
12:58Did you find Perry?
13:00Yeah.
13:01She's with Cameron.
13:02And is that all you've got to say?
13:04Do you know what, Teagan?
13:05I can't be bothered arguing with you.
13:07No, Leela.
13:08Because what you did was indefensible.
13:11You actually wrote a letter to the judge, begging him to go easy on the man that killed our mum
13:16and dad.
13:16I mean, how could you do that?
13:18I told you.
13:19Right, I did it.
13:20For Perry.
13:21Perry.
13:23Perry.
13:24Wow.
13:25This has to be a new record for you, Zig.
13:27How long's it taken for you to forgive her this time?
13:29All of 20 minutes?
13:34It all came from Nancy.
13:37After I told Jack that I wasn't bonding with Steph properly, and I thought something was wrong.
13:44And then the doctor said that it could be postnatal depression.
13:47And after that, everyone just assumed that's what it was.
13:51And at first, I went along with it.
13:52I just told them what they wanted to hear.
13:55Because I thought no one would call me a terrible person if they thought I was ill.
14:01But I knew deep down that I didn't have it.
14:04What did the psychiatrist say?
14:06She's been really supportive.
14:08And when I went today, she asked me all the same questions that she asked me in my first session.
14:13But only this time I answered them, honestly.
14:15And she said it doesn't sound like I've got postnatal depression.
14:19And I haven't.
14:21I know I haven't.
14:24I'm just not ready to be a mum.
14:27And now I don't know what to do.
14:29It should have been me there supporting you.
14:33Why didn't you tell someone?
14:34I tried.
14:36I really did.
14:38But they all just kept saying that I'm ill and that things will get better.
14:42And I am so angry about it because I know that Steph could have had the most amazing life.
14:49And now I don't know what to do.
14:52And you didn't say anything to talk?
14:55Please don't think I'm a bad person.
14:57I would never think that.
14:59It's not that I don't care about her.
15:01I just want what's best for her.
15:04I know that's not me.
15:06So now you need to be honest.
15:08No.
15:08Yes.
15:09Perry, you have to.
15:10I can't tell Tom.
15:11It would break his heart.
15:13Better that than love a lie.
15:15That's coming for you someone that knows.
15:22Why are you listening?
15:23Hey, Ellie.
15:24Look what I found.
15:25A scarf remarkably similar to when I bought Nita for her birthday.
15:29So it is.
15:30Must be one of the punters.
15:33Who knew something so unusual would be so popular?
15:37Funny you say that.
15:38I got it from a designer boutique.
15:40They're actually quite difficult to get hold of.
15:42Obviously not that difficult.
15:44You understand everything about kegs, yeah?
15:47Yes.
15:48You sure?
15:50Right, come on.
15:51Talk me through it.
15:53Nathan.
15:54Wait a second.
15:56Nothing to do with this.
15:58Found my phone.
16:07Right, sir.
16:09Let's get back to those barrels.
16:10No, you can't keep her away from him forever.
16:13Rachel.
16:15I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.
16:32Hey.
16:34Where are the kids?
16:35At the nursery.
16:37Oh.
16:37Does that mean we've got the place to ourselves then?
16:39Well, not quite to ourselves.
16:42Hiya, Tony.
16:44What's he doing here?
16:45Look, don't kick off, okay?
16:46You've got to be kidding me.
16:47There was a reason for everything that he did.
16:50Well, including trying to poison you?
16:52Well, I have apologised to Auntie Diane for that.
16:54Oh, have you?
16:55Well, that makes it okay, then.
16:56Look, Tony, it's really complicated, okay?
16:59And he's explained why he did what he did,
17:02and he knows that he was totally out of order.
17:05And I've forgiven him.
17:06Will somebody tell me that this is some kind of wind-up, please?
17:08You won't even know I'm here, Tony.
17:10And I promise I won't be a bit of trouble.
17:12I've learnt me lesson.
17:13Look, you went through a really bad time as a kid.
17:15What's that got to do with you?
17:16Well, I just want to make it up to him, that's all.
17:18It's the least I can do.
17:19Make it up to him, Diane.
17:20He's been living here rent-free for months.
17:21You don't owe him a thing.
17:22He's staying here.
17:23And I don't want to discuss this anymore.
17:30Okay, I'm going to pull my first pint.
17:32Ready?
17:33I'll work it on weight.
17:35Now, that's something I never thought I'd see.
17:37Ellie behind a bar.
17:39Unless it's a nail bar.
17:41Hmm.
17:43What does hmm mean?
17:45I think she's up to something.
17:47I reckon he's been here and she's trying to cover it up.
17:49Is she back on the scene?
17:50I don't know.
17:51Of course, Ellie's and I are all knowledge.
17:56It's all right, Charlie.
17:58You're not in any kind of trouble.
18:00You're just worried about the nightmares that you've been having.
18:03Yeah, and these pictures you've been drawing.
18:05Especially this one, mate.
18:07So you don't need to be scared.
18:09But we thought maybe you could draw us another picture.
18:13Show us what's been worrying you.
18:15Or maybe tell us who this is on the floor.
18:19Was it the accident at the Pride Festival?
18:22Because that was pretty scary.
18:25Look, mate, if you don't tell us what's wrong, we can't help you.
18:29I don't know if this is going to get us anywhere.
18:31I like to play deep cover with me, no?
18:34You let me play that video game?
18:36No, of course I didn't.
18:39Although he might have been in the room when I was playing it.
18:41Darren.
18:42Look, I know.
18:46Sorry.
18:47How dare you play that kind of trash with a child in the room?
18:50I don't care that he wasn't the one playing it.
18:53It's bad enough that he was in the room when it was on the TV.
18:55No wonder the poor kid's traumatised.
18:57The sounds alone on those kind of games are enough to give a kid nightmares.
19:00I get it.
19:01I wasn't really thinking.
19:02Well, at least we know why he's drawing pictures of dead bodies now.
19:05Those games come with ace restrictions for a reason, Darren.
19:08Next time you want to keep him entertained, try Knots and Crosses.
19:19I don't know.
19:45If you're looking for your wife, she's gone to work.
19:49Right.
19:50What are you doing?
19:52I'm looking for a singles holiday.
19:54I'm on a mission to find the hottest, sexiest, most rampant waiter in Europe.
19:58And he's not going to know what's hitting him.
20:00Come on, Teex.
20:02Look, me and Leela are married.
20:03I've got to give it a go, you know?
20:05I know.
20:05You've got your life, and I've got mine.
20:08And if you don't mind, I'm kind of busy.
20:10Sure.
20:18Come on.
20:52She said he could take away as many ponts as he wanted.
20:55On one condition.
20:58When his wife's baby had been born, he had to hand her over to the Enchantress.
21:04Are you back?
21:05Yeah.
21:06I was just thinking about how happy you do look.
21:09I read in Rapunzel.
21:11I noticed it.
21:18She's been a good girl.
21:19She's been great.
21:22Did you sort things out with your dad?
21:25Yeah.
21:26Good.
21:30She looked so peaceful, lying there.
21:32I'm sure she smiled before.
21:34It definitely wasn't wind.
21:36She's changing like mad.
21:40Look, me and Cameron were speaking about how hard this has been.
21:44You're not so bad, are you, Steph?
21:45Tom, I really need to tell you something.
21:49What?
21:50I don't have postnatal depression.
21:53I am just not ready to be a mum.
21:58What are you talking about?
22:01We had the perfect family lined up for her.
22:04A mum who could give her more than I ever could.
22:07Harry, stop it.
22:09I can't do it.
22:11I can't give her the perfect life that she deserves.
22:18I want to put a rope for adoption.
22:28Life after kids with my absolute mother-in-law from hell.
22:31Brand new Catastrophe returns for the second series tonight over on Channel 4 at 10.
22:36And life before babies and all that grown-up stuff.
22:38Our drifters are back on E4 Thursday night at 9.
22:53These are flush guards, see?
22:55So you can use them to talk.
22:58So this guy is smiling because he's happy.
23:02And this guy is sad.
23:06You know, I think he might have had enough for today.
23:09I know I have.
23:11Okay.
23:14Nancy.
23:14Nancy.
23:15Nancy.
23:16Nancy.
23:25Nancy.
23:27Nancy.
23:27Nancy.
23:28Nancy.
23:28Nancy.
23:28Nancy.
23:28Nancy.
23:28Nancy.
23:29Nancy.
23:29Nancy.
23:29Nancy.