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00:00Mercedes make a lovely couple.
00:02You're gonna need the support.
00:03Now that Freddie, Lindsay and JJ are leaving.
00:05What?
00:06That's it. I'm never letting the two of you out of my sight ever again.
00:10We're gonna get you home, get this family back on track.
00:12It's just the four of us from now on,
00:14and no one's gonna come between this family ever again.
00:16These feelings that I have for you, they're real, Steve.
00:20And I'm dead scared that we're not gonna have a night like last night again.
00:23You could have loads of nights like that, Steve.
00:26I can't do it to Sinead.
00:28You already have.
00:30you always loved it.
00:30I love you.
00:31.
00:31Push.
00:31.
00:31.
00:32agreed
00:32.
00:37.
00:47.
00:49.
01:08Hiya, sweetheart. I'm sorry, I had to go to Amy's.
01:12Leah, she's not been settling in her school and me phone tight.
01:17Yes, I need an appointment.
01:19This is urgent. He's been gristly all night.
01:24Where do we go to find all the answers?
01:29Where do we go to take second chances?
01:33Tell me I'm lonely, just try to hide it.
01:37Where will we go? Where will we go?
01:40Hiya! Oh, you little trap!
01:42Could this be our big one?
01:45Could this be our big one?
01:50Could this be our big one?
01:53Could this be our big one?
01:54Yes! Yes!
01:55Oh, thank you.
01:56Snap us! Snap world class!
01:59Hard web!
02:01Hard web!
02:03Hey.
02:07You don't have to miss work for me.
02:09The operation's not till one.
02:11Taking the day off.
02:20I'm going to be a tin man.
02:22You'll still be attractive.
02:24To fridge magnets.
02:29Lads mags, even though I'm politically opposed,
02:32all their bits and pieces is airbrushed.
02:34It's not like the average girl, though.
02:37On the streets.
02:41Have you heard from me?
02:43Dad saw him off big time, didn't he?
02:52Not like that. Do the aeroplane.
02:54I know how to feed a baby.
02:55Well, I suppose it's one step up from being able to deliver an envelope.
02:58Have you heard from St James's about the application?
03:01That ship has sailed because Freddie pulled up the anchor.
03:04I swear to you, I delivered it.
03:06Anyway, I'm going to have to take the afternoon off work to take JJ to the doctor's.
03:08Look, I can take him.
03:10Please, let me help.
03:12Fine.
03:13But just make sure you're there ten minutes early so you don't miss his slot.
03:16And then examine him thoroughly.
03:17And make sure they know about his fractured skull.
03:20You know, it'll just make them take it more seriously.
03:22I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, but better to be safe than sorry.
03:25When were you going to tell me you were moving to Manchester with my kid?
03:28I thought you'd already mentioned it.
03:31We're not going anywhere because I missed the deadline.
03:34No-one's moving.
03:35Just talk to Freddie.
03:39I can't believe what you're thinking about.
03:41You know what, Joe?
03:42It's not even happening.
03:43Well, that's not the point, is it?
03:45I mean, you were going to.
03:46Look, I'm trying to feed JJ, so I'd appreciate it if you calmed down.
03:49I've got to sell it.
03:55Don't get upset, for Zach's sake.
03:57Football is his life.
04:00So, he's still alive.
04:02Tick.
04:04Fresh PJs.
04:05Tick.
04:06Nothing worse than the smell of an unwashed teenage boy.
04:09Where is the smell of an unwashed big straw man?
04:13Time and a place.
04:14Time and a place.
04:15Yeah, like not here and not now.
04:17Um, you've got some time to spare.
04:20Yeah, what?
04:21I just want to talk to you while we're waiting for sex operation.
04:26Can I wait a few minutes?
04:27Of course.
04:28Thirsty, just going to go and get a drink.
04:32Why wouldn't you speak to Amy on the phone in front of me?
04:35Because it was all kicking off.
04:37Leah wanted me all to herself and I didn't want to ruin your night.
04:39Well, that'll be a first.
04:41I did something really bad.
04:44And I wanted to keep it from you.
04:46Look, it was just a one-off.
04:48Right, now, I promise it won't happen again.
04:51I had a beer.
04:52I had two beers, actually.
04:55Because I was so angry with Amy.
04:56I just, I marched straight into the pub and I am so sorry.
05:00And you just stopped after two?
05:03What, the thought of you going mental at me?
05:05That's what stopped me.
05:07I am your fit fiancé.
05:09Right?
05:10You should have ran home straight to me.
05:12Who'd that girl?
05:14Yeah.
05:16Oh.
05:20Do you not know how much effort I went to?
05:22Yeah, of course I do.
05:23And as your future husband,
05:26I promise I'm going to make it up to my gorgeous future wife.
05:35Okay, future obstet.
05:37Why don't we do some magic?
05:39Why don't we tear this onesie
05:41into a twosie?
05:43Hmm.
05:44Yeah.
05:45Later, baby.
05:46Should we take Hannah to the park first
05:48or so we can have some proper family time together?
05:52You're after, then.
05:54After, I'm all yours.
05:58Zach's in a bad way.
05:59You care more about your fake brother
06:01than your real sister.
06:03I went on the streets to stop you from having to.
06:05To save you from Wayne.
06:06Yeah, and he's still out there.
06:08I need to be with you.
06:10You're safer at your home.
06:11Please, Jade.
06:12Don't blow this for me.
06:14I've got a dad who fought for me.
06:16He actually fought for me.
06:17He's not your dad.
06:18And she is not your mum.
06:21Go home and I'll call you later.
06:22I promise.
06:23I can't believe you're doing this to me.
06:25I love you, Jade.
06:26Lisa?
06:29What's the matter?
06:31Nothing.
06:33You were with Wayne yesterday.
06:35Yeah.
06:36Has something happened?
06:37No.
06:38Is he back?
06:38No.
06:39How do you know each other?
06:41She's just a mate from the drop-in centre.
06:43She came to tell me she's heard that Wayne's moved away.
06:48She's just still shaking up because he had a hold on her too.
06:52She's so young.
06:54Will she be OK?
06:54Does she need help?
06:55She'll be fine.
06:57I just need to know that Zach is.
07:00Freddie, you know I have your best interests at heart.
07:03We all know that Joe is Mr Safe, Boring and father of Lindsay's baby, blah, blah, blah.
07:09But I've been noticing the way Lindsay is looking at him and it reminds me of how she used to.
07:17What?
07:18Mate, you need to step up your game.
07:20You've been screwing up recently.
07:22But how does she look at him?
07:24I think I shouldn't have said anything.
07:26You'll always be a bit rough.
07:28Dangerous.
07:29Exciting, I mean.
07:30Got to go.
07:31OK.
07:32Look, you're stupid.
07:34Do you know something I don't?
07:38Lindsay loves you.
07:39Of course she does.
07:40I just think that you need to try and be a bit more responsible.
07:45That's all.
07:47Bye.
07:51Right.
07:52I'm going to go and get myself a big BLT, a couple of muffins.
07:56Can I get you anything?
07:56Oh, yes, sorry.
07:58Nill by mouth.
08:01Dad, thanks for the never-ending support.
08:05United's not gone.
08:06It's just postponed, sir.
08:25Right, let's see if this place lives up to our high standards.
08:29She stole from us this morning.
08:31Hey, you, you little no-mark.
08:33What else have you been spilling?
08:34I've run away.
08:36My foster parent...
08:39My foster mum.
08:41We had a row, and I've just been sleeping rough.
08:45I just want my sister.
08:48Chlamydia, syphilis, gonorrhea.
08:51Sounds like the characters in a Shakespeare play.
08:53I don't need checking out.
08:55I've arranged it with a nurse.
08:56I've been safe.
08:58How do you know?
08:59Because.
09:01It's not just about the ins and outs of things.
09:04It's about taking care of yourself.
09:07Cutting up on the times that I wasn't there to take care of you.
09:11Everything okay?
09:12Good.
09:14You can go and check on him.
09:15I'll be fine, honestly.
09:18Thanks.
09:34Have you seen my phone anywhere?
09:36Yep.
09:36I hate it.
09:37What have you got to be so fed up about?
09:39Doing this on me own.
09:41Well, Jo's going to work you out anyway.
09:42You know what I mean.
09:46Marriage is not the miracle solution, if that's what she means.
09:49How's about me and you go to the park, eh, JJ, before we see the doctor?
09:53Do something right for once and please your mum.
09:59Here we go.
10:09You're going to be fine.
10:11It's okay, Zachary.
10:12You've had a general anaesthetic.
10:14We'll be here when you wake up.
10:15Who is?
10:16She'll be here too.
10:17Don't worry.
10:18She's not right.
10:20She's okay.
10:21Relax.
10:22Zach?
10:23She's spying on us.
10:25She's a spy.
10:26She's not.
10:28She's not.
10:32Let's see.
10:32Shh.
10:33Shh.
10:34Shh.
10:35Shh.
10:35Shh.
10:39Shh.
10:40Shh.
10:40Shh.
10:41Shh.
10:41Shh.
10:43Hey, the nurse said they could have Hannah later.
10:45An hour to ourselves.
10:47Yeah.
11:13An hour to ourselves.
11:15Who is it?
11:16Even if I had, which I haven't, I thought you said you were going to be cool about it.
11:21Not two weeks into our engagement stay.
11:25Why won't you answer it?
11:26We're having an argument, aren't we?
11:28Who is it?
11:28Harry.
11:30Harry.
11:34So I won't answer the phone to him.
11:35No, because it's private.
11:39So, the condoms.
11:42I said I wasn't going to say anything because it was in confidence.
11:45Go on.
11:46Because I can't wait to be in this one.
11:49I gave the condoms to Harry because he was embarrassed to go and buy some from the shop
11:55because he had a date with this girl that was in sixth form, so...
11:59Really.
12:01Really?
12:04Honestly.
12:06Honestly?
12:08Jealous, Ed?
12:09Do you not like it when I'm jealous?
12:11Er, no.
12:15Just don't keep things from me again then, yeah?
12:18I promise.
12:19I won't.
12:22My foster mum, Karen, she just won't care.
12:26I'm sure that's not true.
12:27No, she's got a new boyfriend.
12:29That's what we were arguing about.
12:31I hate him.
12:33I'm calling social service.
12:34No, they'll take me back there.
12:36Not if it's not safe for you, they won't.
12:38My wife Frankie and I, we are foster parents.
12:40We know how stringent the authorities can be.
12:42You looked after kids then?
12:44Frankie, she'll take anybody's kids on.
12:47Frankie's not happy unless she's got a brood around her.
12:49Where, where is she now then?
12:51She's looking after her daughter Debbie.
12:53She fell off the stage and now she's on crutches.
12:54Yeah, she's going to be away for at least two months.
12:56I don't know how she's going to court without seeing her little granddaughter, baby Steph.
13:01That's her.
13:02She lives with us.
13:03Isn't she gorgeous?
13:04She's really cute.
13:05You know, I'm good with babies.
13:06I could, I could help out.
13:08Glass collecting, cleaning, anything.
13:10You could, you could take me on.
13:12I'm sorry, love, we can't.
13:14You're going to have to sort it out with your own family.
13:16Then we'll help you.
13:17Karen's boyfriend kicked me out.
13:20He hates me.
13:22I mean, and Karen won't even notice I've gone.
13:24She just got me and the others for money.
13:27But, and there's this other lad.
13:30He's, he's called Wayne.
13:32And he tried to, he tried to make me go with other men.
13:36Or like he did with my sister.
13:38I'm looking for her, but I'll be okay when we're together again.
13:43Just please, please don't send me back there now.
13:48Well, the realignment went really well.
13:50The surgeon said that the fracture should knit itself together slowly,
13:53but surely thanks to the metal plate.
13:54So how long before he's up and running around again?
13:57One day at a time.
13:58Zach's been extremely lucky.
14:00And we are going to keep him in under very close observation
14:03to ensure there's no further signs of infection.
14:07Oh, yeah.
14:08So, you were saying some things about Lisa.
14:11She's been spying on us.
14:13Did I?
14:14He was going under sedation.
14:16He must have been off his head.
14:18Yeah, I don't really remember anything.
14:20You two must be knackered.
14:23Why don't you go and get some rest?
14:24Or we'll go for a drink or something.
14:26Don't get rid of us that easily.
14:27Look, I'm okay, you know.
14:30Come and catch us up in the dark later.
14:32Everything okay?
14:33Why?
14:34Shakespeare.
14:37Oh, yeah.
14:38So far.
14:40Love you, baby.
14:42I love you too, Mum.
14:43I love both our babies.
14:56Where have you been?
14:58I went.
14:59I got there at ten to four, just like you said, and they said it was at one.
15:03One o'clock?
15:04Like I wrote on the board?
15:06That said four.
15:08Right, you're either completely useless or you're doing this to me on purpose.
15:11I'm just as worried about JJ.
15:12So then why do you let him bang his head and then make up an excuse, ridiculous excuse
15:16as to why you missed his check-up?
15:18I suppose Joe wouldn't make this mistake, would he?
15:21No, he can tell the time and he can read numbers if that's what you mean.
15:23Why don't you just come out and say it?
15:25You made the wrong choice.
15:26You need a doormat like Joe who wouldn't screw up half as much as me.
15:30Sorry?
15:30You're giving me all this grief and I can't do anything without...
15:33No, you can't do anything.
15:34That is right.
15:37So why did you stick with me?
15:39Right now, I don't know why.
15:48It is.
15:49It's like you're spying on us.
15:50It's just a diary.
15:52Stuff that I told you when you were little.
15:54So?
15:54Stuff that mum and dad have told you.
15:55Yeah, and?
15:56You should know this.
15:57It's a reminder.
15:58You've got a brain.
15:59I mean, you should know that you used to play violin.
16:02That you rode a red bike.
16:03That you hated fish fingers.
16:05It's just weird.
16:06But it's like I've had two lives.
16:08And our time when we were kids, I want to relive it, I suppose.
16:11All the little details, because it got snatched from me.
16:14You wrote about yourself in third person.
16:16That you called yourself Lisa.
16:18I am Lisa.
16:19How can you doubt me?
16:20This is crazy.
16:21It is crazy like you'd need help crazy.
16:24I mean, why would you have paper cut-ins of our family
16:26when we made the news about you?
16:28Because I just want something to keep.
16:29Anything and everything.
16:32Because I'm so scared it's going to get taken away again.
16:35You've had mum and dad all your life.
16:37They are brilliant.
16:39And loving.
16:40And kind.
16:41I care so much.
16:43I'm only just starting over again.
16:49What mum done for me today.
16:51Every day since I came back.
16:54What dad did for me.
16:56The way he stood up to Wayne.
16:59The way he's cut up about your chance with United.
17:02But, at least...
17:03What you've done for me.
17:06What you've done for me.
17:07Coming to find me again.
17:08Getting arrested.
17:12This.
17:14Losing football.
17:17You could have tied for me.
17:19Why wouldn't I want to remember and be grateful for everything about my family.
17:27Did that girl come to see Jade?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Is she okay?
17:33She just came to tell me that everything's cool now.
17:36There's no sign of Wayne.
17:38She went home.
17:39Back to her family.
17:42Mum and dad don't need to know how crazy I am, do they?
17:44Yeah, I loved it.
17:46Crazy comes to standard.
17:51Hey.
17:52Is he alright?
17:53I don't know if this is a normal cry or not.
17:55I don't know if it was colicky or he's teething and...
17:57Waaah!
17:58But he never took him for his check-up.
18:00What?
18:01He got the time wrong.
18:02Waaah!
18:03You know, I think we're over.
18:05He just keeps messing up, you know, with JJ and my job application.
18:09Look, anyone can make those types of mistakes.
18:13I'm sure he's not doing it on purpose.
18:14I just don't know what happened, George, you know?
18:16Look, you're just stressed about JJ.
18:18I'm going to call you a cab.
18:19Get yourself down to A&E.
18:21Bit of peace of mind.
18:21Yeah, yeah.
18:22Yeah, okay.
18:23I've got more reason to slag Fred than anyone,
18:25but even I can see he loves JJ like his own.
18:28And I'm not saying that for Freddie's benefit, it's for mine.
18:31You two can't be over.
18:33Don't make all of this, you and me, splitting up, count for nothing.
18:38Just go and get in with you.
18:40Thank you, Joe.
18:46Save me.
18:48Save me.
19:03Save me.
19:18What's wrong with you?
19:19I've just got finagre in me eye.
19:23What is wrong with you?
19:25It doesn't matter when I'm wasted.
19:27Are you going to show yourself up?
19:29Yeah.
19:29Want to watch?
19:32Yeah.
19:32I could do with a laugh.
19:34You'd be my guest.
19:40Yeah.
19:41Sinead!
19:54Your social work is coming.
19:56She's had to inform your foster family.
19:58Don't send me back there.
20:00They don't want me anyway, do they?
20:03I'm sorry.
20:05I've told her you're welcome to stay here tonight.
20:07And we've cleared up with Frankie.
20:09She's going to Skype you later to say hello.
20:10So let's see what social services have to say.
20:12Then we'll take it from there.
20:14Okay, darling?
20:20Hi, sweetie.
20:22Hey.
20:22Is there a tap behind the bar?
20:24Mm.
20:31What are you doing?
20:33I'm living here.
20:34With Jack and Nancy.
20:40What are you sending me text messages for?
20:41Phone calls.
20:43Phone calls.
20:43It's like you wanted us to get caught.
20:44Well, no, I didn't.
20:45I just missed you.
20:46Stupid.
20:47Little teenage crush has just cost me Sinead.
20:50Like, and my baby.
20:52You know, she took Hannah out of nursery.
20:53I don't know where she's gone.
20:54She's switched off her phone.
20:55Hey, look.
20:56I'm sorry.
20:59You don't understand.
21:01She is never going to forgive me after this.
21:06What have I done?
21:08She's my best mate.
21:18She'll only be phoning for another round to remind me just how useless that I am,
21:23or to pick up some bin bags on the way home so she can throw me stuff out.
21:26You shouldn't be such a plank then, should you?
21:28I didn't get those times wrong, and I didn't screw up her application,
21:32and I didn't harm JJ.
21:34I love him just as much as I love baby Kate.
21:37I just don't understand why all this crap's happening,
21:39when all I'm trying to do is be a good stepdad, a good husband.
21:42You are.
21:43I know you are.
21:45Then why is she trying to take it all away from me?
21:47I don't know.
21:49My vow of Lindsay, I'll try and keep holding me, man.
21:52She doesn't know how lucky she is.
21:54Yeah?
21:57Ready?
21:58What do you think you're doing?
22:00Do you know what?
22:01All men are pigs without exception.
22:04They're all out for what they can get.
22:06When Lindsay finds out about this, she's going to dump you.
22:09For good.
22:15Hi.
22:16I'm Natalie, and you and Nicole.
22:19Turn it off.
22:21What?
22:22I said, turn it off.
22:28Is JJ OK?
22:29Oh, yeah, no, he's OK.
22:31In fact, he's more than OK, because I've just been to A&E with him,
22:34and guess what?
22:36The new scan shows.
22:37No cranial fracture whatsoever.
22:41I don't understand.
22:43You've seen this x-ray.
22:45Oh, yeah, no, the original x-ray, which miraculously disappeared,
22:48because I checked his file, and it was empty.
22:51So either there's been one almighty mix-up, or someone did it on purpose.
22:55What are you trying to do to me, Kim?
23:02Got her number.
23:03Carly Rae Jepsen is singing her new song with Alan Carr tonight,
23:06along with Keith Lemon and Drew Barrymore on the show at 10 o'clock.
23:10Wednesday night at 10, opening up a whole new world of weird,
23:14like the man with 39 wives.
23:16So odd, you'll love it.
23:34So odd, you'll love it.