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00:00You made it clear yesterday what had nothing more to do with me.
00:02You were my little Cleopatra.
00:04My little sprinkle of sunshine.
00:06You got any of the family?
00:07A sister, but we lost touch when she went to live on the streets.
00:11Wild.
00:13Lovely.
00:14What about next time he tries to cheat on you?
00:16Do you want to become a single mum in our career?
00:17Is Freddie really worth gambling that for?
00:19I think Lindsay should be the judge of that.
00:21They're beautiful.
00:22Like a proper little sprinkle of sunshine.
00:26Kim needs to move out, Linds.
00:27She's got it in for me.
01:05Here we go, not long ago.
01:08We would walk on the sidewalk.
01:11Innocent, remember.
01:13All we did was care for each other.
01:16But the night was warm.
01:18We were bold and young.
01:21All around, the wind blows.
01:22We would only hold on to let go.
01:26Blockus, fire a gun.
01:28We would need someone to lean on.
01:31Blockus, fire a gun.
01:33All we needed is somebody to lean on.
01:36Blockus, fire a gun.
01:37We would need someone to lean on.
01:40Blockus, fire a gun.
01:42We would need someone to lean on.
01:45Blockus, fire a gun.
01:47I've been meeting somebody to lean on
01:50Don't kiss, it's very fun
01:52When you meet someone to lean on
01:54Don't kiss, it's very fun
01:57I've been meeting somebody to lean on
01:58Morning. Hey.
02:00Sorry, did I start with you?
02:02Yeah, you did a bit.
02:03And morning came way too soon.
02:06Oh, didn't you sleep too well?
02:08Freddie kept me up all night.
02:13That's not for me, is it?
02:16Well, it's my day off
02:17so I thought I'd make you your favourite brekkie stuff.
02:20Oh, Kim, I'm already late for work.
02:21I mean, that's really sweet, but I haven't got time to eat it.
02:24You have it, so it doesn't go to waste.
02:25Well, why don't I make you dinner tonight?
02:27So you do the job when you get in
02:28and I know you love my lemon and ginger chicken.
02:30Sounds great, but I'm on a double shift
02:32and I won't be back before midnight.
02:33Well, is there anything I can do today to ease the pressure?
02:37Kim, I love you, but I know what you're doing.
02:39What are you talking about?
02:40I'm not going to change my mind, all right?
02:42You need to find yourself somewhere else to live, OK?
02:49Oh, I'm never going to get this assignment finished.
02:52I'm ready to stew in today and I can't wangle an extension.
02:55No worry, you'll get there.
02:56Don't count on it.
03:00Steady, what are you doing here?
03:01You've obviously been covering the kitchen.
03:03Who's icing my buns?
03:04Never mind that.
03:05I've just been on the phone to the council.
03:07They're refusing to close the road for Holy Holt's Pride.
03:09They can't.
03:09The whole thing's being staged at the Hodge
03:11and we're going to need the road outside too.
03:12I'm expecting loads.
03:13What, you mean you haven't cleared it with them?
03:14I've just tried to convince them.
03:15They're having none of it.
03:17Look, I'm sorry, someone.
03:18I know how much money you've spent on it.
03:19More than you know.
03:21I'm not rolling on over, no way.
03:23Holy Holt's Pride being cancelled over my dead body.
03:28Well, on the plus side, me bringing your dad bad news means I get to spend some more time
03:33with you.
03:33Look, I just need to get on with this, yeah?
03:36What, you're still writing about that?
03:37Look, this old fellow is getting more time spent on it than me.
03:40Is it really that good?
03:41Look, it's a complete headwreck.
03:42Trust me, you wouldn't get it.
03:44What, why?
03:44Because I'm thick?
03:45Look, I didn't mean it like that, all right?
03:47Come on.
03:50Look, I've got to keep to a schedule.
03:52I'll just be five minutes.
03:54Look, I'll be five minutes, as long as you promise you'll spend some time with me tonight.
03:59Yes.
04:00Is that a date?
04:01Fine.
04:06Oh, it's well classy, innit?
04:08I saw it at the wedding fair yesterday and knew straight away this was the one.
04:12Yeah, well, we were having them.
04:14Really?
04:15It's a bit pricey, innit?
04:16Yeah, but I've been grafting at these new school units and a few shifts to the pub,
04:19so it's fine.
04:21Aw, thanks.
04:25Aren't you two going to be late for work?
04:26Oh, you killed Joey.
04:28Oh, you're right, though.
04:28Better get a move on.
04:30Right, I'll get me coat.
04:35Did you enjoy your shift at the pub yesterday?
04:37Tend to say hi, but you weren't downstairs.
04:40Probably changing a barrel.
04:41No, you were upstairs with Jade.
04:45Right, make sure you come and sit me in your break.
04:46We need to go over the seating arrangements.
04:48A free pint?
04:49Always.
04:51Bye.
04:51Bye.
04:59Oh, so you didn't have time to eat my lovingly prepared breakfast,
05:03but you've got plenty of time to kiss a cheating liar.
05:05Get over it, Kim, Lindsay has.
05:07Look, do you know what?
05:08I haven't got time for this.
05:09I'm late and I'm tired.
05:10Oh, because you've been up all night getting jiggy with him.
05:12Are you celebrating the fact I'm getting out your hair or what?
05:15Got it in one, Kimberly.
05:16He is loving this.
05:17No, he's not, all right.
05:18He's just loving the thought of us having our own space.
05:20You are such an idiot standing by him.
05:23Do you really think he's going to be done with Mercedes?
05:25I don't know when you turned into such a doormat, Linz.
05:27Oh, and you're the queen of successful relationships.
05:29Look, it's not my fault that you can't get someone to love you for more than five minutes.
05:33If you weren't such a nasty cow, maybe you'd have more luck with the ladies.
05:36How dare you?
05:37No, how dare you?
05:38All right, everyone makes mistakes in their life, Kim.
05:40Me and Freddie are ready to move on, forgive and forget.
05:43When are you going to take your blinkers off, Linz?
05:44It's him you should be getting shot off, but oh no,
05:46you're just going to take out your insecurities and your little sister.
05:48Do you know what? It's a shame you can't choose your family,
05:50because if I could, you'd be no more than a stranger to me.
05:54Oh, dear.
05:56Looks to me like you'll be needing new dicks by the end of the day.
05:59And if you can't find anything in here, try the gutter.
06:07Yeah, and the postcode.
06:10Yeah.
06:12Yeah.
06:14Great.
06:15Well, cheers for that.
06:16Yeah, a bit in touch.
06:18Morning, Lucky.
06:19Why are you so happy?
06:21Find your own business.
06:22You want a pair of someone?
06:24Yeah, got a job on.
06:26I'm going to leave the club in your not-so-capable hands.
06:29Reckon you can manage to restock the fridges while I'm gone.
06:32What are you up to, Lin?
06:33How many times?
06:34Told you.
06:35Find your own business.
06:36All right, might be gone a while.
06:37All right, let's go.
07:08So, I got to thinking,
07:10if the council won't let us go ahead with pride in the village,
07:12the obvious venue's here.
07:14The school?
07:14Yeah.
07:15Tell me that's not the perfect solution.
07:17No, that's not the-
07:18No, Tony, this is a place of learning.
07:20It's not a-not a party venue.
07:22Oh, come on, the kids will love it.
07:23Boring old corridor, sparkled up with LGBT fabulousness.
07:26Bit of Kylie on rotation.
07:28I'm sorry, but the answer's no.
07:29What?
07:30You can't be serious.
07:31You call yourself an out-and-proud homosexual.
07:33Dad, what are you doing here?
07:34Well, wasting my time, obviously.
07:36Your assignment was due in 30 minutes ago.
07:38All right, almost done.
07:39I've got it on me ready to hand in later, if that's all right.
07:43Whoa.
07:45Missed your deadline because of some girl, eh?
07:46I tell you, he's a chip off the old block, this one, John Paul.
07:48Always putting the ladies first.
07:51Come on.
07:56Look, his coursework's worth 40% of his English A-level.
08:00If he doesn't block his ideas, if he's going to fail, won't he?
08:06Thought you might want another lemonade.
08:08How are you getting on, darling?
08:09Oh, thanks, Reanie.
08:10Yeah, I'm getting there slowly, but I've decided.
08:13I hate history.
08:14I mean, what is the point of learning all these pointless facts about stuff that happened in the last century?
08:18Well, ignorance is blissed with my motto through school, but Peter says you're one of the clever ones.
08:22Yeah, he's been so kind.
08:24Just help me with it all.
08:25He's one in a million, my fella.
08:35Hiya.
08:36Hi.
08:36She thought I'd come see my mum.
08:38Oh, yeah, she's been rushed off her feet.
08:40Is that GCSE work?
08:41I am so behind everyone else.
08:46So, you know Pete?
08:48Have you still been asking him to help you?
08:50Yeah.
08:51He's been amazing.
08:52Could you not have asked Jack?
08:53Well, he probably does her first-hand knowledge of the war.
08:56I'm being serious.
08:59Sorting out your schoolwork is a hassle that Pete doesn't need.
09:02Not only should be looking after my mum.
09:04She doesn't look like she needs that much looking after.
09:07He said to give him a shout whenever I needed him.
09:10He's too nice to tell you himself.
09:12But you've started to take up too much of his time.
09:15So stay away from him.
09:29Lindsay, I just wanted to apologise for this morning.
09:33You were vile.
09:35Yes, I know, but you weren't too nice either.
09:39But it was me that picked the fight.
09:41And just like it was me that caused all the upset with Freddie and Mercedes.
09:43But I was just hurt.
09:46But you, I mean.
09:48Well, I'm glad that you realised that.
09:50But it's Freddie you need to apologise to.
09:52I know, and I will.
09:55Truth be told, it'll probably be good for me and Freddie to have a bit of space.
10:00You know, less is more and all that.
10:02You really don't like him, do you?
10:05Let's just say like is way off being the right word for how we both feel.
10:08Oh, one minute.
10:11Hello?
10:12Oh, hi, yes.
10:13Did you get my message about the rooms?
10:18Okay, yeah.
10:19Okay.
10:21Yeah.
10:38Hey, I'm here to see Grace Black.
10:40Sorry she's not here.
10:47Grace!
10:48I know you're in there.
10:49I'm not leaving till you talk to me.
10:51How did you know I was here?
10:52I saw it listed on the credit card bill.
10:54Don't take a teenie, yes?
10:55What do you mean?
10:57Can I come in so we can talk?
10:59How about this and that?
11:01Oi!
11:02And this!
11:03Arrgh!
11:04Hey!
11:05It's disgusting, it's wet!
11:07You said all I needed to hear when you turned your back on me.
11:10Now do one!
11:11You, Curtis.
11:12We miss you.
11:13We need you.
11:13Oh, well, even if I did want you, which I don't, I can never be Curtis's mum.
11:18Esther will want to take him from me the minute she sees I'm back in his life again.
11:21I can't do this on my own.
11:23Please, Grace.
11:24You have no idea how much you've hurt me.
11:53I can't do this on my own.
11:55Don't worry, I'm not here to change your mind.
11:58I've already arranged three viewings this afternoon.
12:00Yeah?
12:00Well, I know where I'm not wanted.
12:02Sorry and all that, but it's for the best.
12:06You want to try an early night?
12:09Get a few Z's in, otherwise you'll be too tired for any more baby-making.
12:12100%.
12:13Anyway, see you.
12:29I ain't sweating it, Theo.
12:30Good.
12:31Because we're both staying here until I get an explanation.
12:33Why are you following me today?
12:34Look, Trevor, it's all good.
12:35It's all good.
12:36I didn't know you was going to see Grace.
12:37I saw the address right down in the paper and I thought it was a job, something I could
12:40help you out with.
12:41You're supposed to be looking after the club.
12:42Yes, I know, but you've been telling me you're going to bring me on a proper job for
12:45ages.
12:46Sick of stocking up the bar.
12:54So, er, how was things with Grace?
12:58Not that it's any of my business.
13:02Did you dare breathe a word?
13:04No.
13:08I was hoping she'd have me back, but she didn't want to know.
13:13I kind of guessed that when I saw you dodging all that bug roll.
13:15Oh, listen, I'm sorry, yeah.
13:17Yeah, me and all.
13:21She hates me.
13:23Everything we wanted.
13:25You know, we were so close to having it, you know?
13:28Having what?
13:29Proper family.
13:31Well, come on, you never know, do you?
13:32She might change her mind.
13:34Yeah.
13:36I told you.
13:37It's finished.
13:40It's done.
13:42Just like me and round here.
13:45Well, what about Curtis?
13:47You've still got him, haven't you?
13:48Yeah, I have.
13:49And tomorrow, we're leaving.
13:51Yeah.
13:54Well, let's see.
13:55Good.
13:55Okay.
13:58Good.
13:59Good.
14:06It's fine.
14:07Good.
14:20Hi, it's Freddie Roscoe here.
14:22Do you think after the baby?
14:24Hey, I've got some good news.
14:26My double shift's been cancelled, so you pack sooner than you think,
14:29so I shall see you at about nine.
14:31And I was thinking of maybe getting a bottle of wine
14:33so we could carry on with the baby-making.
14:35Anyway, I hope you've been a good day, and I love you.
14:37Right.
15:04Oh, off to see your mystery lady again, are we?
15:07Well, she can wait, young man, for weeks, if need be.
15:10Meaning?
15:11Meaning?
15:12I didn't realise your coursework was so important.
15:14John Paul said she could fail you on your show levels.
15:17Yeah, but I handed it in, like, half an hour ago.
15:18It's not the first time you've missed a deadline, is it?
15:20Look, I've handed stuff in late, like, two, maybe three times max.
15:24Well, that's two or three times too many.
15:25You really think some girl's more important than passing your exams?
15:28We're on your side.
15:29Yes, we are.
15:30Which is why John Paul has kindly offered to give you extra tuition,
15:34starting right now.
15:35And I will be here as long as it takes.
15:37Yep.
15:38Thank us in the end.
15:38Hey.
15:39Confiscating them till tuition time is over.
15:42On my strict instructions.
15:43See you later.
15:47Thanks, John.
16:01Stay with me.
16:09Aw right.
16:12Too complex, is it for me, mister?
16:18I am one, sir, that comes to tell you that your daughter and the moor are making the
16:26beast with two backs.
16:31What a load of rubbish is this?
16:46Grace!
16:49Ruby, what are you doing here?
16:51Oh, wait, Trevor sent you.
16:52Well, you could tell him from me I ain't interested.
16:54No, just listen.
16:55You really need to get back with Trevor.
16:56Just hear me out, please.
17:18Where have you been?
17:20I'm trying to get hold of you.
17:21Why are you ignoring my calls?
17:22Have you hurt yourself?
17:24Yeah, I did on site this time, just a scratch, I'm fine.
17:26Are you sure?
17:27Yeah.
17:29Are you and Jade getting close?
17:33Whatever you think is going on, you're wrong.
17:36I'm just helping her with her schoolwork.
17:38She's trying really hard to catch up with her classmates.
17:40I thought you said that I was the only girl you'd ever want.
17:43Yeah, you are.
17:46You really think I'd choose Jade over my perfect Cleopatra?
17:56But you wanted me.
17:58Okay.
17:59The others will be home soon, yeah?
18:04She thinks that you're a nuisance, you know.
18:07I went to the pub to see Mum and Jade said that you were hanging around too much.
18:25Evening.
18:26You look done in.
18:27I am.
18:28Everyone out?
18:29We've got the place to ourselves, Freddie.
18:30Oh, what joy.
18:32Any luck finding your new pigs?
18:33I don't do slugs, Fred.
18:35The kitchen liner was like Slime Trowel Central.
18:37But if you want to chuck me a bag of salt, you can order me back there.
18:42You know what I hate?
18:43When it's raining at night and I step on a snail.
18:47It's a creative slug.
18:50Cheers for apologising earlier.
18:52And despite what you may think, I'm not doing this to spite you.
18:56It's just that me and Lindsay, we need to...
18:58Honestly.
18:59You don't have to explain that I understand that you both need space.
19:03What with your future plans and everything, so...
19:06To the future.
19:08Cheers.
19:10Cheers.
19:33Well, Joy to...
19:34I just say Jack will be hard one to win round.
19:37Well, it just goes to show how wrong I can be.
19:40He's more than happy for me to bring pride to the pub riverside.
19:43Oh, fantastic. So is that crisis averted?
19:45No, if only I could sort out my son so easily.
19:48See you later.
19:48Bye, darling.
19:53Hey.
19:53Bye, babe.
19:55What's happened?
19:56Well, I could learn work. I think he's seen this.
19:58How's it going?
19:58I'm having a ball. In charge. In charge of the optics.
20:02Happy days.
20:04Oh, bless her.
20:05You've obviously had quite an effect.
20:07Why? What'd you say?
20:08Oh, no. She was just wondering if you were going to pop in late.
20:11You've obviously helped them all in the realised.
20:13Right, go on.
20:14You get back to giving her the benefit of your marvellous mind.
20:26I'm sorry for banging on and slowing down your study time.
20:32I, um...
20:34I got you this.
20:36It's a little something for all your hard work.
20:39Anyway, I hope you like it.
20:46Thanks.
20:47What?
20:48You haven't been slowing me down.
20:50You've really helped.
20:53You know, I'm not all, uh, historical facts and boringness.
20:59Or a nuisance.
21:02Maybe you think I am, aren't you?
21:03No, it's me that's the nuisance.
21:05No, no, no, I'll help you whenever you need.
21:08Yeah?
21:08Yeah.
21:10Why would you think otherwise?
21:11It was just...
21:13Cleo got me wondering if I was taking up too much of your time.
21:16We don't want to take too much notice of what Cleo says.
21:18Hey, by the way, er...
21:20You still haven't added me on, um, on comfabbers.
21:23Er, what's your surname?
21:24And then we can share...
21:26Those photos I took.
21:27Once we're online buddies.
21:35I'll see.
21:37I'll see.
21:52I'll see.
22:09Lens.
22:27Ooh, that's a lot of wine to get through.
22:28More tomorrow at 7 and next Monday night at 9.
22:30We really step up the relationship drama, including someone dropping the L-bomb.
22:34But who find out in brand new Made in Chelsea?
22:37And tonight at 9 over in Channel 4, Chelsea's very own Jamie is trying his hand at first dates.
22:41I'm sure he's had quite a few of them already.
22:43Catch the Stand Up To Cancer celeb special tonight at 9 on 4.
22:53Take me back to the top, I'll turn it around tonight.
23:02I'll be letting my sister start to sleep.
23:08I'll be right back.