- 1 day ago
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:06Tonight, they are back.
00:09This season's eliminated queens return to the main stage
00:12to go head-to-head and toe-to-toe
00:15in the ultimate all-Rupala Perusa lip-sync smackdown.
00:20But only one lip-sync assassin will snatch the title
00:25of the queen of Sheena already had herses.
00:28Plus, a cash prize of $50,000.
00:36We're back!
00:38Yes!
00:39Look, I'm back!
00:42We are back in the workroom for the all-Rupala Perusa,
00:45and I am so excited to be back.
00:47This is all 14 and a second.
00:50We are missing one person.
00:52Where's Crystal?
00:53Where is Crystal?
00:55Is that something that happened while I was at home?
00:58Yes, honey, yes.
00:59Can y'all fill me in?
01:00What did I miss this time?
01:02We did have one of the greatest snatch game performances.
01:07I'm talking Bloody Mary.
01:10Can we take a moment to acknowledge the other Bloody Mary in the house?
01:13Oh, yes!
01:14Who, me?
01:15I wanted to share a bit of how I was feeling with my look and make a statement.
01:19After being voted in the bottom by these queens during Raid of Queen, I'm out for blood.
01:23Sometimes you get voted in the bottom, and you get eliminated because of your peers, and it just feels like
01:31a bucket of blood dropped on you at prom.
01:33I'm paying tribute to one of the most iconic moments in horror, Carrie White getting the bucket of blood dropped
01:38on her because that's how it felt subtle.
01:40Subtle.
01:42Oh, brother.
01:43I don't see the connection.
01:44Carrie White was a high schooler who had telekinetic powers.
01:47You just did a bad poem.
01:49Briar, last time I saw you, I was rubbing her chest and telling you to wake up.
01:56Guys, she's going down.
01:57Medic!
01:58Just breathe, breathe.
01:59I was very concerned for you, so how's everything? Are you okay?
02:02So, since the last time we have all spoke, I eventually found out that I had pneumonia.
02:08Oh my God.
02:09And then when I came home, I ended up developing sepsis.
02:12Sister.
02:13I didn't realize the problem that was happening in me until it was far too late, and then it turned
02:19into an even bigger problem because I wasn't taking care of myself.
02:22After speaking with my doctor, we've kind of made the conclusion that it's not in the best interest for me
02:27to participate in the Lollapurusa today.
02:31I know we had a little squabble amongst ourselves, but we all love you and support you.
02:36This is just the beginning of the rest of your life.
02:39I'm really sad that I don't get to participate in the lip syncs today, but the girls are being very
02:43comforting and caring to me right now.
02:45Even Athena's being so kind, and I know it's hurting her.
02:48So Briar's no longer participating, and there's a top three. So it was 14 of us, now it's 10 of
02:52us, right?
02:52What?
02:53It's 10 of us.
02:54Oh, okay.
02:55Minus one.
02:56It was 11.
02:56It's 11.
02:57Kenya, we are learning less math, so make sure you know those words, baby.
03:02The girls want to come for me.
03:04Did she send you home?
03:05Right!
03:06I sent your ass home with those heads.
03:08Head over.
03:10Throughout this season, I feel like I've had my share of ups and downs with lip syncs.
03:14But this is what I do.
03:15I'm ready to slay these hoes one by one.
03:18I need that fucking money, girl.
03:20I can't wait to see how this turns out.
03:24And on that note, that very shady note, bitch.
03:26Let's get ready for these goddamn lip syncs, okay?
03:33Here I come.
03:34Yes!
03:36Girl, I'm having flashbacks.
03:39Your table look, I think about it all the time.
03:41Girl, but we're gonna serve some cunt cunt cunt today, okay?
03:45That's right, girl.
03:45We left the table behind for this one.
03:47No tables, no antlers, no hooves to take off of me.
03:52Today, the mango came back fully juiced.
03:54There might be some tricks.
03:56You know?
03:57We just need to wait and see.
04:01For the first time since she left, Sierra and I are in the same room.
04:04And I think it is high time that I put my investigative journalism hat on.
04:09Sierra, I do have a question.
04:11What's up?
04:12And be so truthful.
04:14Was putting a bunch of fucking scrap fabric in that suitcase sabotage?
04:18Uh-oh.
04:20I do not believe that a bunch of trash got put in the suitcase
04:28without any kind of shade happening.
04:30Room, do we believe that? Room, do we believe that?
04:32The question is, did you think you were gonna make something for yourself,
04:35or did you really think we were gonna switch a room?
04:36I came in knowing it's probable that I would have to use it,
04:40but it's possible that we could switch a room.
04:42So, if you had gotten that suitcase?
04:44I packed it for myself.
04:46Sure.
04:46Knowing what I could make with it,
04:48and knowing that it would have been fierce.
04:49With the one yard of fabric?
04:51It was more than one yard.
04:55Roll the tapes!
04:56Well, it sounds like you feel some type of way about it.
04:58We still haven't answered the question.
05:00I said no, it's not sabotage.
05:02Okay!
05:02So, you obviously don't believe that answer.
05:04No, to be clear, I don't believe the answer.
05:06Okay.
05:07Let me just fact check a little bit.
05:08Sure.
05:09So, you picked the fabric, yes or no?
05:11Yeah.
05:12Uh-oh.
05:12And then you won the challenge, yes or no?
05:14Well, yeah, you being the Wile E. Coyote of drag
05:16doesn't mean that it wasn't sabotage.
05:17You just painted the train tunnel on the side of the cliff,
05:19and then it came out and hit you, bitch.
05:20Well, are you bringing it up to center yourself in the conversation again?
05:23Oh!
05:25Girl, this is crazy, bitch.
05:26The girls are fighting.
05:27We're back!
05:30I'm happy you cursed my name while I was not here.
05:33I'm happy to haunt the workroom even in my absence.
05:35Okay, so you're gonna pick Jane for the lip sync,
05:38and y'all gonna duke it out on the floor, right?
05:39Y'all need to settle this on the main stage.
05:44I'm feeling a little nervous because a lot of these girls are fierce lip-sinkers.
05:48Juicy, how many people did you send home?
05:51Three?
05:52Oh, you did three too, right?
05:53I did, well, I sent two people home.
05:55Oh, okay.
05:56Fuck your hoes.
05:57Oh, I forgot. Mia, I saw it.
05:59We already have our assassins determined in this group.
06:02Mia Starr, legend in the dance community.
06:06Mia, you're literally like the choreographer extraordinaire.
06:09You sent me home.
06:10That means you could dance for Britney Spears now, man.
06:13Britney, call me.
06:15Hands down, the strongest lip-sinkers of this group
06:17are Juicy Le'Veon, Kenya, Mandy.
06:22America, Mandy Mango still won that lip sync.
06:27You have to be on some level excited knowing your capabilities.
06:29Honestly, like, part of me is, like, excited just to do it.
06:33Because, like, you know, this is, like, looming over my head.
06:35Because, like, everyone's looking at me to perform.
06:37Morphine 1, She Done Already Done Has Hers, is in season 16.
06:41So the pressure's on, baby.
06:42I gotta bring this title right back home.
06:44Are you feeling good about the Lala?
06:45I am feeling.
06:46Are you gonna win the money for Mommy?
06:47Yes, yes.
06:48You wanna win the money for Mommy?
06:49Yeah.
06:49If I win this $50,000, not only do I get the bragging rights,
06:54but I get my lick back on Kenya.
06:57I can do the tiebreaker with Juicy.
07:00I can send some other bitches home that I don't know I'm going against.
07:03Ladies, let's get ready for the all-RuPaul, RuPaul-a-Perusa!
07:07RuPaul-a-Perusa!
07:08Are you ready to serve?
07:10Are you ready to slay, bitch?
07:12And may the best drag queen...
07:13Win!
07:14Yeah!
07:14Hey!
07:16Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
07:19She's a female phenomenon.
07:21It's Michelle Visage.
07:23I'm a glamazon, bitch!
07:26He puts the D in don't be jealous of my boogie.
07:30It's Jamal Sims.
07:32Now, you can say that you are not, but I always see you looking.
07:36We are one week away from this season's grand finale,
07:39where we are going to crown ourselves a winner, baby.
07:44But tonight, we've challenged our returning queens
07:47to an all-RuPaul-a-Perusa lip-sync smackdown.
07:51It's because we can license all the songs for just a little bit of money.
07:57Oh, oh, there's no money?
08:00I owe them $4.
08:02Oh, there you go!
08:04Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win!
08:14Bring back my gals!
08:18Baby, I'm ready to give it all on the dance floor,
08:21because this is what I do.
08:22It is go time.
08:27There is $50,000 on the line.
08:29It would buy so many safety pins.
08:35This is a seat to the best drag show in the world.
08:38Get your popcorn, bitch.
08:40Some queens can give tricks and flips.
08:43I give them concept and substance.
08:49Baby, mama is brave.
08:50I got my chaps, I got my fridge on.
08:53Baby, let's ride this rodeo.
08:56And now, our top three queens.
09:04Kiss my grits.
09:07Tonight, our eliminated queens are back to compete for the title of the queen of Sheena already had hers.
09:14Plus, a cash tip of $50,000.
09:19Brought to you by Stop That Train, the first feature film from the Drag Race universe, in theaters June 12th.
09:26All right, now.
09:29Since Briar Blush is not up to compete, tonight, she'll be cheering her sisters on from the sidelines.
09:36Briar, my dear, please take a seat in the queen's gallery.
09:40Don't mind if I do.
09:44Tonight, new Ru Paula Perusa rules are in full effect.
09:50Didi Fuego.
09:51Mandy Mango.
09:52Sierra Mist.
09:53Vida Vanty Star.
09:54Mia Star.
09:55And Athena Dion.
09:56As the first queens to be eliminated, you'll compete starting in round one.
10:03Kenya Pleaser, Discord Adams, and Jane Don't.
10:07As the next three queens eliminated, you get to skip round one and join the SmackDown in round two.
10:16Juicy Love Dion.
10:17Juicy Love Dion.
10:17As the most recent queen eliminated, you get to skip the first two rounds and start competing in round three.
10:29Juicy gets to skip all the way to round three, which makes her the final boss. Finish her!
10:35This makes a lot of sense, and it's really scary.
10:39Ni Ni Coco.
10:40Mikey Meeks.
10:41Darlene Mitchell.
10:43Next week, you'll be facing off for the title of America's Next Drag Race Superstar.
10:48But for tonight, you can just sit back and enjoy the show.
10:51Okay.
10:52Darlene, may I see a dessert menu, please?
10:56Coming right up.
10:57Ladies, you may leave the stage.
11:03Kenya, Discord, Jane, and Juicy, please be seated.
11:08I get to sit and watch the entire first round, and then start battling in the second one?
11:14That's fierce.
11:16Now, let's get this all RuPaul Perusa rolling.
11:22This is round one.
11:26Oh, pick crew.
11:30Ladykins, in Asaf's golden hopper are six balls with your names on them.
11:36One ball for each of you.
11:38To determine the first queen to lip-sync, Asaf will randomly pick one queen's ball.
11:46All right, Asaf, spin that hopper.
11:58Asaf, whose ball are you holding?
12:02Sierra missed.
12:05You will be competing in tonight's first lip-sync.
12:09Why do I feel like this is Hunger Games a little bit?
12:10Like, why are you reading the Capitol?
12:12Yeah.
12:12Watching them fight.
12:13Now, Sierra, you get to pick your opponent.
12:17I did not want to pick the person.
12:18I wanted to pick the song.
12:20I wanted to pick the song.
12:22Who do you choose?
12:24Okay, well, if I can't pick the song, that means I have to think about who might pick a song
12:29that I would like to do.
12:33Sierra missed.
12:33You get to pick your opponent.
12:36Who do you choose?
12:42I'm gonna pick Mama Athena Dior.
12:44Oh, shit!
12:46No way!
12:48Why do you think she chose Athena?
12:50I don't know, she has a bad history of choosing lip-sync people.
12:54Athena loves the song Born Naked, and that's the song that I want, so I'm hoping that she will pick
12:59that song.
13:00Now, Athena.
13:01Yes.
13:02You get to choose the first song from our all Rupaula Perusa playlist.
13:08Will it be Born Naked, Call Me Mother, Cha Cha Bitch, Just What They Want, Main Event, Peanut Butter, Pretty
13:17Gang, or Sissy That Walk?
13:20All amazing songs, by the way.
13:22Thank you, darling.
13:23Huge fan of your work.
13:27Born Naked.
13:28Ooh!
13:30Yes!
13:31The plan worked out!
13:32She picked Born Naked!
13:33It is on, D.Va.
13:35Now, the rest of you may step to the Queen's Gallery.
13:42I know this track inside and out, and Sierra is dressed as some monstrosity Jabba the Hutt hybrid.
13:49Bask in the glory of the goddess Athena as she slays this...
13:54...thing.
13:55Two queens, stand before me.
13:58Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and move forward to the next round.
14:06The time has come for you to lip sync for your life!
14:17I'm a little hot and sweaty in all of this, but I am so ready to give you the freak
14:21show that I am.
14:22Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
14:38Good luck, and don't fuck it up!
14:52Bang!
14:52Bang!
14:53Bang!
14:56And I said, ooh, who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? I'm telling the truth
15:07now, we're all born naked and the rest is great.
15:10A lonely highway, you get the wrong way. Always chasing down a fantasy, fantasy. A sexy muscle call under the
15:20radar. Always looking what you never see, never see. Going downtown, you know where you're going. Throw you down down
15:28like you know where you're going. Tell me, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
15:34oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
15:40Who do you think you are? I'm telling the truth now, we're all born naked and the rest is great.
15:49A sexy muscle call under the radar.
15:53A lonely highway, you get the wrong way. Always looking what you're going. Leave all your babies behind. I said,
16:01ooh, who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? I'm telling the truth now,
16:10I'm all born naked and the rest is great. A sexy muscle call under the radar. I'm telling the truth
16:22now, we're all born naked and the rest is great.
16:31Hello. Queens, I've made my decision.
16:37No!
16:38I don't get to know?
16:40This is rude.
16:43Sierra Mist,
16:44Condragulations. You're the winner
16:46of the first Lip Sync Smackdown.
16:50What?
16:52You'll advance to the next round.
16:55Oh, I'm feeling confident
16:57now, diva.
16:59Athena Dion, thank you
17:01for a stellar season.
17:03Now, sashay away.
17:05Well, thank you so much.
17:07Good luck, divas.
17:08Let's go!
17:10Well, I didn't win that Lip Sync, so it looks like the goddess fell
17:13from the high horse she was on back
17:15into the workroom, and she's pissed!
17:17Whoa!
17:19What the hell?
17:20I thought I ate that. You did.
17:22Run me that drink now. I'm sorry.
17:24I did better than Sierra.
17:25I'm gonna go sit on the couches with the winners.
17:28I'm gonna drink until the delusion feels real.
17:31Boo.
17:32Oh!
17:33Hello!
17:34I finally get to be in the lounge area.
17:37You look amazing.
17:37You two back together.
17:38Isn't that crazy?
17:39Yeah.
17:40It's like I just lost all of her
17:41and I wasn't having to sit next to her.
17:42This is like my personal hell right now.
17:45Oh, my God!
17:46We're back, everybody!
17:47Let's go!
17:48Round one continues.
17:50Didi, Mandy, Vida, and Mia, star.
17:53Let's see who's competing in our next lip sync.
17:57Asaf, shake him up.
18:00Yeah, really turn him. Turn it, honey.
18:03Let those balls know who's in charge.
18:10Mia, star.
18:12Mia, who do you choose as your opponent?
18:15Do I call somebody who I know is a fierce lip syncer
18:19or do I call somebody that I feel could be an easy win?
18:22I'mma choose my good sis, Mandy Mango.
18:27Mandy!
18:29Okay, sister.
18:31What is she doing?
18:32You know, Mandy throws herself around like crazy.
18:34I'm saying.
18:35You should remember, like, she was like a whacker.
18:36Yeah.
18:37Mama, you're gonna see the classic Mandy Mango Vogue and Queen.
18:40What do you mean?
18:41Now, Mandy Mango, which song do you choose?
18:45I'm gonna have to pick just what they want.
18:49Girl!
18:50Oh, she said, fuck you, Mia.
18:53Like, this is the song, like, everybody was afraid of.
18:55Mandy chooses one of the most wordy songs in the selections.
18:59It's gonna be really interesting to see what happens here.
19:02Didi and Vida, you may step to the gallery.
19:06Let's get out of here, sister.
19:07Right, let's go.
19:09Good luck!
19:10Mia, what the freak did you just do?
19:12Because Mandy is fierce.
19:14Why did you do this to yourself?
19:18The time has come for you to lip-sync
19:23for your life.
19:29Good luck and don't fuck it up.
19:34I know you wanna work.
19:35I know you wanna work.
19:37I know you wanna work.
19:39Boom, check it, boom.
19:40We, opening the doors, taking applications.
19:42We scope out the floors of the room.
19:44She, focus on the floor, potential sensation.
19:46The Bella Dujour try to bloom.
19:48She hoping for some more coin, just for the ball.
19:50But she ready for the wartime.
19:51Fire inside to the side of the people.
19:52Got an open mind, but she always keep up.
19:55My sights set on the line.
19:56My height's a job.
19:57I've been kindness by night.
19:58My climb high.
19:59She plans for the highlights.
20:00Might be, my time might be the right time.
20:02Serving looks, living life quite the high.
20:04She's the highlight of my night.
20:05I just might confide in her outside.
20:07I have a mind.
20:08You died with her all night.
20:11I have a mind.
20:14I have a mind.
20:14It's not that good.
20:15It's not the way.
20:15I know you wanna work.
20:17They wanna see you let it out.
20:18They wanna see you go off.
20:20You know I am in business.
20:21Don't mess with just what they want.
20:23They wanna see a huff.
20:24They wanna see you let it out.
20:25They know I see you go off.
20:34Oh, okay Mia is eating that yeah
20:39Buddy, transform me
21:07Okay!
21:16Come on, man!
21:18Hey!
21:19Oh my God!
21:21Oh my God!
21:22Oh my God!
21:23Oh my God!
21:25I can't do my eyes on Mia.
21:27I can't do my eyes on her.
21:36Not the money.
21:37Yes!
21:38That was so fun!
21:39Queens, I've made my decision.
21:48Shit!
21:48Well, that's a bummer.
21:51What do you think?
21:52I think they're gonna give it to Mandy.
21:53The dips were a little...
21:55A little crunchy.
21:56Well, I guess we'll find out soon enough.
21:57Yeah.
22:02I'm disappointed.
22:03I'm really disappointed.
22:04But if anyone was gonna send me home,
22:06I feel justified in that it was Mia.
22:09How did it feel getting rained on?
22:10It was real money!
22:11No, it wasn't.
22:12Girl.
22:13Wait, how much?
22:14Shut up!
22:15Okay.
22:15She brought real money?
22:16She literally...
22:17She was like, that's literally $100 right there.
22:19Sorry, it's a force of habit.
22:21Ooh!
22:22Ooh!
22:23Wow!
22:25Now, to finish up round one.
22:26Dee Dee, Vida, the drag gods have paired you up for our third lip sync.
22:32Now, let's find out which one of you gets to choose the song.
22:37Oh, I love this anthem.
22:38Whose ball are you cupping?
22:43Vida Vontistar.
22:45My strategy is going into the lip sync with experience and being able to relate to a song.
22:51I am going to choose Main Event.
22:55All right.
22:56Okay.
22:57As the pork chop of season 18, I have a lot to prove.
23:01I can't believe I went home to a lip syncing table.
23:03So it's time to redeem Didi Fuego.
23:08The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
23:20Good luck and don't fuck it up.
23:24Whatever is good.
23:30Here we go again.
23:32Chapter 2.
23:34Turn another page.
23:36I'm walking in the rain.
23:39Read a smile.
23:40Pull up on my face.
23:42Cause I won't let the spotlight.
23:46See the heartbreak in my love light.
23:50When the laughter starts to fade.
23:53And all the time it takes and I stay.
24:05You're not gonna walk in every love.
24:09You're not gonna be long.
24:09Before our story had a chance to start.
24:12When you step in.
24:13To the disco.
24:15Leave your problems.
24:17At the front door.
24:18Come on, man.
24:18You know the world don't have to hear
24:21As long as you DJ record spin
24:26This is the way I've been, are you ready?
24:30Just let the music dance into your soul
24:33Faster, faster, exit
24:36Just let the rhythm make you lose control
24:40This is the way I've been, are you ready?
24:43Just let the music dance into your soul
24:47Faster, faster, exhilarating
24:50Just let the rhythm make you lose control
24:54No, let's let it not bring you down
24:56I won't see me crying on the dance floor
25:00No, I won't let it not bring you down
25:04You won't see me crying, I won't see me crying
25:09You won't see me crying, I won't see me crying
25:13Come on, let's let it not bring you back
25:18I can see that Miss D.D. is doing wig reveals, costume changes, all of this.
25:23But honey, I'm going to emote the true feeling of this song.
25:46D.D. was very excited, very fuego.
25:48It was very fuego, high energy.
25:49She didn't move their first lip sync, so for her to do all that, 180 from last time.
25:53Right, yeah.
25:54Queens, I've made my decision.
26:00Hot damn.
26:02Vita Von T. Star, contractulations, you're a winner, baby.
26:08You are moving forward to the next round. Please take a seat in the gallery.
26:13It feels validating to walk back.
26:16Get my shit, let me sit my seat over here. Move aside, honey.
26:21D.D. Fuego, my queen, thank you for setting the season on fire.
26:28Now, sashay away.
26:30Thank you all very much.
26:38I was tipping that final reveal for the final lip sync, but all right.
26:43Y'all get it now.
26:48Last guesses.
26:49All right, so be mean. Who lost?
26:50Who's coming in?
26:50I thought D.D. lost.
26:51I'm expecting Vita to walk in right now.
26:53And you're expecting who to walk in?
26:53D.D.
26:54And you?
26:54D.D.
26:58Oh, I was a judge. I was a moderator.
27:00Oh, shut up.
27:01I'm loca!
27:03I guess I was not the main event today.
27:06Even though I didn't win this lip sync, it is still a victory.
27:09I got to show y'all what I can do.
27:11This is from my culture to yours. Can we go arriba?
27:13Arriba.
27:14Abajo.
27:14Abajo.
27:15Abajo.
27:16Abajo.
27:16Abajo.
27:17Abajo.
27:17Cheers, everyone.
27:17Cheers.
27:18Thank you for your love and support.
27:20To your season 18 pork chop.
27:21Oh, my God.
27:23Oh, my God.
27:24Oh, my God!
27:25Kenya Pleaser, Discord Adams, and Jane Don't.
27:29You'll be joining Sierra Mist, Mia Star, and Vita Von Teese Star
27:35in round two of our all RuPaulapurusa whatchacallit.
27:43Now, look at Juicy sitting all alone in the VIP.
27:49Now, let's see who's lip syncing first in round two.
27:59Vita.
28:02Back to back?
28:03I'm no spring chicken.
28:05I'm still trying to catch my breath from five minutes ago.
28:08Mama tired, honey.
28:09Vita, who do you choose as your opponent?
28:11I will choose...
28:14My star sister, Mia.
28:16Okay, bitch.
28:18Wow.
28:19The stars are aligned.
28:21Yes.
28:21Did you have a death wish?
28:22Mama, Discord is right there.
28:25Okay, Mia, you get to choose the song.
28:29I am going to choose Call Me Mother.
28:33All right.
28:33That's a lot of work.
28:35A lot of words.
28:37Out of all songs you could have chose, you choose the one with the most words?
28:43Come on, girl.
28:44The rest of you may step to the gallery.
28:47I picked Call Me Mother because I know this song, I have choreographed this song, and I'm ready to perform
28:53this song.
28:54The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
29:06Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
29:27Oh, man.
29:28Oh, man.
29:28Oh, man.
29:29Oh, man.
29:40Oh, man.
29:40Don't fuck it up.
29:41Never call me.
29:42No, man.
29:43These are queens.
29:44These are drag queens.
29:46Yeah.
29:47Mother.
29:49Come on.
29:50Let's go.
29:51Yeah.
31:08I don't know.
31:10I don't know.
31:11That was good.
31:12Queens, I've made my decision.
31:20Queens, I've made my decision.
31:27Mia Starr, contractulations.
31:30You're a winner, baby.
31:33Two for two.
31:35I'm telling you, my prices are going up, y'all.
31:36My prices are going up.
31:38Maybe my $20, but it's good.
31:39It's going up.
31:42Vita Von Teese Starr.
31:45My queen, keep on shining.
31:48Now, sashay away.
31:50Time to take this rodeo back to Alabama.
31:53Get it up.
31:54Vita.
31:55Vita.
31:56Oh, one more thing.
31:58Vita, Vita, Vita.
31:59You know you want to eat up.
32:05Vita, Vita, Vita.
32:07Vita, Vita, Vita.
32:08Now that my time is up with the all RuPaulapalooza, I'm just full of emotions right now.
32:13That damn nigga.
32:15Oh, she gave me a run for my money.
32:16You did that to yourself.
32:17You picked her.
32:18I don't know.
32:18I was just expecting her to pick Sissy that walk.
32:21Oh.
32:22But yeah.
32:23Call me mother and I need to call an ambulance after that.
32:31I can't wait to see who's lip syncing next.
32:35Oh, pit crew.
32:40Show us who's ball you have in your strong manly grip.
32:45Ooh.
32:47Can you please her?
32:48You'll be competing in tonight's fifth lip sync.
32:52All right, bitch.
32:53Let's get it.
32:55Now, who are you going to choose as your opponent?
33:01I'm going to go with Miss Sierra.
33:03Ooh.
33:04Oh.
33:06Hey.
33:07The reason I picked Sierra is because she beat me in the Besties Little Design Challenge
33:12earlier this season.
33:13So now, I want to give her a taste of her own medicine and beat her.
33:17All right, Sierra.
33:17You get to choose the songs.
33:20Hmm.
33:21Well, since we are girl group divas together, we're in the gang.
33:26So let's do Pretty Gang.
33:27All right.
33:30This pick is probably gagging everyone because when you think of Sierra Mist, you would not
33:34think wordy rap diva.
33:37But I want to show that I can do anything.
33:41The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
33:54Good luck and don't fuck it up.
33:59I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch click.
34:01I'm a real bitch doing pretty bitch shit.
34:03I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch click.
34:05I'm a real bitch doing pretty bitch shit.
34:07Oh, you don't think so?
34:08Well, let's ask your man.
34:16Why this was a girl?
34:22Oh!
34:22Hell no!
34:24No!
34:25Oh!
34:25No!
34:26Oh!
34:27Oh, oh, oh, oh!
34:30Pick a girl!
34:31Oh, I'll kill you girl!
34:39I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch kick
34:41I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch kick
34:44I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch kick
34:50Oh, you don't think so?
34:51Well, let's ask your man
34:58Oh, you don't think so?
35:00Well, let's ask your man
35:03�G
35:09nosggggggggggg
35:32I'm a real bitch, do a pretty bitch, yeah.
35:34I'm a real bitch, do a pretty bitch, yeah.
35:36I'm a real bitch, do a pretty bitch, yeah.
35:39I'm a real bitch, do a pretty bitch, yeah.
35:41I'm a real bitch, do a pretty bitch, yeah.
35:43I'm a real bitch, do a pretty bitch, yeah.
35:44I'm a real bitch, do a pretty bitch, yeah.
35:45Oh, you don't think so?
35:46Let's ask your man.
35:49Yay!
35:52Yay!
35:53Yay!
35:56That was so true.
35:58That was good.
35:59Queens, I've made my decision.
36:10Queens, I've made my decision.
36:17Can you please, sir?
36:18Congratulations, you're a winner, baby.
36:22Bitch, I just won this motherfucking lip.
36:26Thanks, honey.
36:27Can you please, sir?
36:28It's a winner again.
36:29Thank you, Lord.
36:30Have mercy, Jesus.
36:31I am one step closer to that $50,000, bitch.
36:34And you'll be competing in the next round.
36:37Oh, yes.
36:41Please have a seat.
36:43Michelle, we twins, bitch.
36:46Sierra Miss, thank you, my dear, for a sparkling season.
36:51Now, sashay away.
36:56Well, shit.
36:57Lost a lip sync again, I guess.
36:59But you know what?
37:00We went out fighting.
37:01Oh, oh, oh.
37:03Remember, take care of yourself.
37:10Well, they got me, guys.
37:12Oh, man.
37:14Damn.
37:15You look so good.
37:16This pose nasty.
37:17How are you feeling right now?
37:18I feel a little sweaty.
37:20Yeah.
37:20But I feel puss.
37:21But I feel puss.
37:21And can you tell us about the prosthetic boobs?
37:24The boobs?
37:25They look amazing.
37:27But you did them yourself, right?
37:28So, yeah, I applied these.
37:29It takes, like, a little bit of time to, like, glue them down and blend it out.
37:32But the tits are fierce.
37:34I'm so glad that I have them.
37:35And they look good, don't they?
37:37Thank you to see you.
37:39Great job, sister.
37:40Oh, here you go.
37:41We're out.
37:42Discord Adams.
37:43Jane, don't.
37:44The fickle finger of fate has brought you two together.
37:49Y'all ready?
37:53Asaf is about to pick a ball to determine who chooses the lip sync song.
37:59Asaf, turn the beat around.
38:10Jane, don't.
38:11What song do you choose?
38:14I feel like God had feelings about my elimination.
38:18And he's paying me back by giving me the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing imaginable.
38:25I am standing with one of the greatest walkers in the history of RuPaul's Drag Race.
38:34And so I think it's only appropriate that we sissy that walk.
38:41I do.
38:45Two queens stand before me.
38:49The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
39:01Good luck and don't fuck it up.
39:13Pick myself up, turn the world on its head.
39:17Don't forget what, don't forget what my mama said.
39:21People talking, since the beginning of time.
39:24Listen, pay your bills, pay them bitches no mind.
39:28And if I fly, or if I fall, wish I can say, I paid it all.
39:35And if I fly, or if I fall.
39:52Okay, come on.
39:53Okay, come on.
39:54Do it.
39:54Let's sissy that walk.
40:06Jane has that skill where she can take a bit and make it hers.
40:27Damn, this is almost a million bucks.
40:33Yeah.
40:50Uh oh.
40:51You'll sissy that wall.
40:55That's it.
40:56Come on.
41:01Queens, I've made my decision.
41:07Queens, I've made my decision.
41:13Jane, don't.
41:15Congratulations.
41:16Your winner, baby.
41:18You are moving forward to the next round.
41:21Thank you so much.
41:22Sissy that walk over to the Queens Gallery.
41:24Damn.
41:25Yes.
41:26I am the winner of the lip sync and my reaction is, you know, duh.
41:31If I had lost a lip sync to Discord, I would have to hang the wig up.
41:35Discord Adams, thank you for an epic season.
41:39I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you walk.
41:44Now, sashay away.
41:46Are you sure?
41:48I'll be back.
41:53I don't necessarily agree with the results of the lip sync.
41:57Jane won with my walk.
41:59Come on.
42:00Time for a drink.
42:02You're welcome.
42:05Hey!
42:08I'm sissy that walk, pizza.
42:10There she is.
42:11It was so good.
42:12It was such a good look.
42:12You're sissy that walk good.
42:13It was fun.
42:14It was goofy.
42:15It was fun.
42:16Here we go.
42:17Here we go.
42:17Here we go.
42:17All right, ladies.
42:19We are in round three.
42:21Juicy Love Dion, you'll be joining Mia Star, Kenya Pleaser, and Jane Don't in round three.
42:30Now, the queens that win the next two lip syncs will advance to the final smackdown.
42:37Asoth, handle their balls with care.
42:48Show me who you got.
42:51Jane.
42:54Jane Don't, who do you choose as your opponent?
43:00Ooh, so many tempting choices.
43:02If I pick Juicy, I cannot outdance this woman.
43:07But I know that if I pick Mia or Kenya, they both really want to do peanut butter.
43:12And I'm not trying to be in an ass-shaking competition against either of those people.
43:19So it's a real Sophie's choice.
43:24Juicy loves Dion.
43:29So Juicy, you get to choose the song.
43:34I think it's time to do some cha-cha bits.
43:39Jane, you are a silly little goose.
43:42I'm here to win.
43:43Let's give it, girl.
43:44Let's cha-cha.
43:45Kenya, Mia, you're up next.
43:47But for now, take a seat.
43:51These are two powerhouse queens.
43:54With both different performance styles.
43:56If Jane can put the Jane magic on it and do that thing where she makes the other person look
44:02a little silly or look a little stupid, she can win it.
44:05Two queens, stand before me.
44:08The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
44:20Good luck and don't.
44:22Fuck it up.
44:23Ain't no party like a cha-cha party cause a cha-cha party goes on.
44:29Right off the back.
44:34One, three, five, six, cha-cha bitch.
44:39Five, six, cha-cha bitch.
44:41Three, six, three.
44:42Four, five, six, cha-cha bitch.
44:42Four, five, six, let's throws a elig out.
44:42Four, five, six, one, two, three.
44:46And the hero's coming.
44:53Four, five, six, all three.
44:54One, one, two, three, four, five.
44:55Three, two, two, one, two, nine.
44:55Four, five, eight.
44:55Now close, I got to get.
44:56Sh behind my hand.
44:57You walk above my heart since you the door.ni.
45:01Three,
45:01four, five. Five!
45:06Chiou,
45:06Five! Five, five,
45:09seven, eight. Four, five,
45:10five, five!
45:10He just made history.
45:125, 6, Cha-Cha-Pee
45:145, 6, Cha-Cha-Pee
45:197, 6, Cha-Cha-Pee
45:21Oh my god.
45:22It's so good.
45:23Fucking real.
45:25I'm a guy.
45:25I'm a guy.
45:26I'm a guy.
45:28I'm a guy.
45:28I'm a guy.
45:29I'm a guy.
45:36Shout out to him.
45:38No plans.
45:39I got the ears.
45:40Shake my arm, loose my hips
45:41Come on girl, here's you my mom
45:43Senate on stage, third drummer
45:45Oh, fifthiano
45:49Cha Cha Videl
45:52Cha Cha Videl
45:56Cha Cha Videl
45:57Six recompensers
46:00Cha Cha Videl
46:03Cha Cha Videl
46:04Cha Cha Cha Videl
46:05Cha Cha Cha Videl
46:21That was insane.
46:25Oh, the suspense is killing me.
46:28Queens, I've made my decision.
46:34Juicy love Dion, congratulations.
46:36You're a winner, baby.
46:39And you are headed to the final lip sync.
46:44Muchísimas gracias, Ruth.
46:47Te amo.
46:49I just won.
46:50We're now one lip sync away from winning $50,000.
46:55Now cha-cha, bitch.
46:57There we go.
46:59Jane Don't, for serving drag excellence all season long,
47:05we salute you.
47:06Now, sashay away.
47:09Thank you so much.
47:10Thank you all.
47:12I love you too.
47:14Fuck it up, bitch.
47:17This birthday party sucks.
47:20I did what I came here to do.
47:22I made them laugh.
47:23So, I'm ready to go drink and talk shit.
47:28Hey, it's me, Juicy love Dion.
47:30Hey, it's me, Juicy love Dion.
47:30Hey, it's me, Juicy love Dion.
47:31Hey, it's me.
47:33That was great.
47:34That was fierce.
47:36Girl, I blacked out.
47:37I don't know.
47:40God.
47:41This will determine who lip syncs against Juicy for $50,000.
47:44Oh, my God.
47:45I'm so excited for this.
47:47Queens, before you lip sync, I have to ask an important question.
47:51Do you like it creamy or crunchy?
47:56The last time that they lip synced against each other, Kenya sent Mia home, but it was
48:00a song that was not in Mia's repertoire.
48:02And this is very much in both of their wheelhouse.
48:05Yeah.
48:07The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
48:18Good luck and don't fuck it up.
48:22Oh, yes, honey, due to the fact that her thighs spread just like that.
52:01Welcome back to the workroom, bitch.
52:02I feel fierce.
52:02No shame.
52:03I feel sweaty and out of breath, but I feel fierce.
52:05So good.
52:06We were out here screaming, yelling, crying, throwing up.
52:10I feel good about it.
52:11I feel good about it because I know I did my motherfucking dance.
52:17Attention queens in the workroom.
52:18Your presence is requested on the main stage for the final.
52:23Oh, all Rupala, LaRuza, Shenina.
52:32Just get your ass over to the main stage.
52:38Now, I'm in a particular situation because I have my sister and my daughter about to go at
52:44it.
52:44I'm excited because I think I can get money out of either of them.
52:47It's a win-win for me.
52:48Oh, wow.
52:51Welcome back, queens.
52:52Let's give it up for Juicy Love Dion and Mia Starr.
52:59Juicy Mia! Juicy Mia! Juicy Mia!
53:03Listen, Morphing Love Dion, Miami, Suzy Soup, Fort Lauderdale, and one of us hoes are bringing
53:09it back home.
53:10South Florida is not one to be messed with.
53:13Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance.
53:18Covergirl!
53:19The last time me and I lip synced against each other, we tied.
53:23So, I'm ready to perform my little butt off like I've never done before.
53:29And if I need to be carried out on a stretcher, so be it.
53:32Now, for the last time tonight, two queens stand before me.
53:37Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me.
53:42We snatch the title of queen of she didn't already then has hers, sis.
53:47And win a cash prize of $50,000.
53:55The time has come for you to lip sync for your life!
54:05In all seriousness, it's an honor to be sharing this moment with Juicy.
54:09But bitch, I'm about to mop the floor with this hoe.
54:11Good luck and don't fuck it up.
54:19What about a
54:20It's gonna open up.
54:20After that another update,
54:23About the page and a cover of magazines.
54:27And when they see me,
54:28They wanna be me.
54:30I am the fantasy.
54:34I am the fantasy.
54:35in your butt, head to toes, let your whole body talk, cover girl, put the base in your
54:43butt, head to toe, let your whole body talk, two grown-ups Chinese, wake up at TV, rally
54:51my little posy, box office sweetie, and ask your mama me, now watch me snatch your feet,
55:01cover girl, put the base in your butt, head to toes, let your whole body talk, cover girl,
55:09put the base in your butt, head to toe, let your whole body talk, walk.
55:28Let's go down the runway, another payday, cover of magazine, and when they see me, they
55:38wanna be me, I am the fantasy.
55:42Let's go down the runway, put the base in your butt, head to toe, let your whole body talk,
55:50cover girl, put the base in your butt, head to toes, let your whole body talk, walk.
56:09Let's go down the runway, put the base in your butt, head to toe, let your whole body talk,
56:17let your whole body talk, cover girl, put the base in your butt, head to toe, let your whole
56:23body talk, walk.
56:25Go down the runway, go down the runway, go down the runway, go up, head to toe, let your
56:55Yes, this is what we came to do.
56:59Queens, I've made my decision.
57:07Juicy Love Dion, contractulations.
57:10You're a winner, baby.
57:24To win this, it's an honor.
57:27It's the best feeling in the world.
57:29You've won a cash tip of $50,000.
57:34Plus, tickets to see Stop That Train in theaters June 12th.
57:39I'm winning the respect from RuPaul herself.
57:43She sees me for the person that I am.
57:47It's surreal.
57:49As the queen of She's Not Ready That Had Herses,
57:52is there anything you'd like to say?
57:54Thank you so much, judges, for giving me the opportunity
57:56to stand up here, a little boy from Hialeah,
57:59and show what the hell I have and what I do and what I love.
58:03So thank you so much to all of you, to everyone watching at home.
58:07I'm so, so grateful.
58:12Tune in next week for the grand finale of RuPaul's Drag Race.
58:16But first, tell us which of the top three queens
58:20you want to be crowned America's next drag superstar.
58:24Are you team Darlene Mitchell?
58:28Team Mikey Meeks?
58:31Or team Nene Coco?
58:35Let your voice be heard using the hashtag Drag Race.
58:40And remember, if you can't love yourself how in the hell
58:43you're going to love somebody else.
58:44Can I get an amen up in here?
58:46Amen!
58:47All right, let the music play.